Podcasts by 2 DJs 1 HOUSE

Having A Hernia And Catching Corona In China from 2021-01-18T17:00

 This week: Massive round heads, Barclay poops himself every day, everyone’s mum  loves Dale, man throws up on Barclay, controversial food debates,  avocados are wank, Margaret Be...

The Queen Wears Pancakes For Slippers from 2021-01-11T05:00

This Week:  What  type of penis would you be?, Barclay the chode, funny backgrounds,  covid orgies in Belgium, intriguing royal family facts, the real reason  The Queen carri...

My Mum’s Dildo Is On Mars from 2021-01-04T05:00

This week: 2021 starts on zoom, crazy dogs and a lion pooping in a litter tray, Barclay’s Christmas present from Michael Jackson’s drummer, Dale text his Aunty to tell her he wants to eat Poo, B...

End Of Year Special 2020 from 2020-12-21T05:00

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Coco-Pops Master, A Christmas welcoming, recording a Christmas song in a freezing room, Wizzard Wood lives with his...

Our Terrible Tattoos from 2020-12-14T05:00

This week: Tastebuds on my butthole, there’s a kitten in the house, a little ringly dingly noise, Barclay hasn’t bathed for 6 months, covid crust, Dale’s really bad dad jokes, don’t “K” me! Labraca...

Suing The Weatherman For Predicting The Wrong Weather from 2020-12-07T05:00

Would you have sex with yourself? Regrowing your eyes, seeing a dog driving a van, replacing your thumb with your toe, dinosaurs used to wear shoes, eating foot cheese, why it’s good to have tickli...

Getting Married To An Elephant from 2020-11-30T01:18:51

This week: Barclay is on the wine, my spice girl name, going crackers, we’ve been on the radio, Dale’s sweetcorn fiasco, boring things that we did this week, the riddle game show, Dale punches Barc...

Making A Sex Doll For Fruit Flies from 2020-11-23T05:00

This week: Dogs protect you when you poo, hide your children, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, stimulated wide-on, Cliff Richard is so horny he can’t talk, chunky monkey, electrocuting flies to dea...

Hijacking Boners from 2020-11-16T05:00

This week: Our rap names, Barclay has upside-down ears, we have a new track out, Dale’s interesting teeth facts, boring things that we did this week, hijacking boners, date goes horribly wrong, ...

Our First Horse Ride Turns Fatal from 2020-11-09T05:00

This week: Shaving a Van Gough painting into your beard, Edvard Butt-munch, horse poo, force-feeding horses, old saggy balls, measuring in elbows, putting balls on your back, Dale’s weird n...

Sex Education Goes Wrong from 2020-11-02T05:00

This week: Growing  wings and flying to France for duty free goods, Barclay the seagull, recording the Halloween episode and losing the file, bringing bog off back, Celine Dion being strang...

Halloween Special 2020 - Giving Birth To Rabbits from 2020-10-26T05:00

This week: 2 big announcements, best and worst foods to have in your underwear, another public apology, the wrong wipe, put your penis away Browen, viagra John, playing drums at Glastonbury on s...

Getting Pissed On By A Stranger from 2020-10-19T04:00

This Week: The million pound question, Dale’s confession, how we go to the toilet, Dale said some stupid things, flappy feet, kissing with you eyes wide open, kissing aubergines, Barclay the goldfi...

Thinking About Your Boss Naked (ft. Matt Tancock) from 2020-10-12T04:00

This week: Public apology, £10,000 worth of cous-cous, Barclay tries to build a house, unfortunate names, Tokyo sex whale, Dj Bj Wood, boring things that we did this week, self service tills go rog...

Getting Humped By A Dog from 2020-10-05T04:00

This week: I’d rather be humped by a Shih Tzu, top 5 podcast episodes, drinking with stalkers, really terrible singing, Fleamack and Rollback, bad sounding snare, boring things that we did this wee...

Tumble Drying My Cat For An Hour from 2020-09-28T04:00

This week: Barclay wants to be Keith Chegwin, Christmas dinner made me throw up, Dale is a wrist model, the truth about Santa, salty breakfast, the millennium bug, Barclay’s dildo onesie, Barcla...

Eating My Own Flesh from 2020-09-21T04:00

This week: Fart smells, disappointing Barclay with Dale’s voice, Dale talking in his sleep, insulting shit celebrities, Darren Dave, Dale’s skinny burnt legs, refusing to fart on a coach, what’s...

Dale Nearly Got Murdered In A Forest from 2020-09-14T04:00

This week: D*ck silhouettes, veet the meat, fly in Dale’s eye, feeding nipples to Joe Swash, peanuts have feelings too, pescatarians are killers, boring things we did this week, someone tried to mu...

Sniffing Mum’s Brussel Sprout Farts from 2020-09-07T04:00

This week: Steve’s bedroom, driving a mobility scooter, Dale can’t talk, amazon dildo collection, Elvis with tits, pitch (not so) perfect, going on a date, embarrassing laugh, full of D, moister...

Barclay Got Beaten Up from 2020-08-31T04:00

This week: Dale’s covid test results, scarface the musical, farting on the job, eating like a starving pug, the 3 drains debate, a ballad for the lonely, is classical music the best genre in the wo...

Cooking With Poo from 2020-08-24T04:00

This week: Is cereal soup? Barclay went out clubbing in covid land, playing drums again, getting told off for dancing, Harry styles DJing in the local club, barking bouncers, drinking petrol, Da...

Barclay Touches Horse Nipples from 2020-08-17T01:11:25

This week: Pure dog s**t, musical facts, paedo misconceptions, the beatles were seedy, mad sex noises, playing with Barbie dolls, middle classed sports playing, Dale locks himself in the bathroom, ...

Seagulls Are Bitches from 2020-08-10T04:00

This week: Sausage wallpaper, we had another studio day with Becky Grinham, the finger-Inn, making tiktok videos for 90’s dance legends, Barclay got fired from a job, talking to fish, waking up ...

How Do Kangaroos Clean Their Flaps? from 2020-08-03T04:00

This week: Tongue twister, being 7 inches tall with 5 feet, snapping off a whole toenail, we hit 20,000 spotify streams with our remix, we got played in a club in Italy, we made a garage track, ...

We Got Hacked With Porn from 2020-07-27T04:00

This week: A new favourite mystical animal, dad jokes part 2, our interview on BBC radio clip, despicable behaviour at a wedding, bad tent jokes,Dale’s wedding videos, Barclay and Dale were victims...

Murdering An Entire Family And Burying Them Under The Patio from 2020-07-20T04:00

This week: Dale’s going to get poo’d on, recycling fiasco, unpronounceable bad puns, we made a behind the scenes video of our music vid, waving guns about in public, making a random person rummage ...

Grandad Fell Off A Skateboard And Farted from 2020-07-13T04:00

This week: The worst kind of fart, Dale invents a word, un-answerable questions, Russians are more lovely than they sound, Barclay’s lame music facts, the chicken brothers, would you rather?! su...

Cutting Up Poop With A Penknife from 2020-07-06T13:14:51

This week: A different intro, very punny, sweary stories, we hit 10,000 spotify streams on our latest single, analysing one of our listener’s dreams, humans are plant food, going out for a drink an...

Do Dogs Dream Of Being Horses? from 2020-06-29T04:00

This week: Stinky pinkie the new tellytubby, sweary sentences, spotify streams are doing well, we’re making a new music video, embarrassing moment, having big balls is a curse, analysing dreams,...

Sticking Hamster Tubes Up My Anus from 2020-06-22T04:00

 This week: Something weird to say before kissing someone, we have done a radio show on love summer radio, Barclay is drunk, weirdest song lyrics, sticking hamster tubes up my anus, Dale ge...

Twisting Your Balls from 2020-06-15T02:08:39

This week: what’s your favourite flower? the weirdest sounding job titles, twisting your balls, Dave can’t skate, losing a leg, dad jokes, some people say some things and other people say other ...

My Mum Stole My Dildo from 2020-06-08T04:00

This week: exfrubulated is a real word, Dale’s public apology, scotch milk, embarrassing childhood moments, our favourite dogs, we miss human contact, pet dildo, someone stole Paul, a dog’s lips...

Someone Farted On My Ham from 2020-06-01T04:00

This week: potential baby names, nostril facts, Barclay fell backwards off his chair, weird big toe, our latest track almost didn’t get finished, Ravioli Grande, someone farted on my ham, the gu...

Making Bad Songs And Recording Farts from 2020-05-25T01:54:04

This week: giving each other nicknames, Dale made friends with a bird, french teacher pulls out a lightsaber, full on sag boob, 5 nipple facts, Dale’s family trip to Ireland, making bad songs an...

My Oven Is Full Of Squirrels from 2020-05-18T04:00

This week: cryptic quiz, Barclay used to be a goth, hanging out in graveyards, Dale mistook a hedgehog for a wolf, derelict building guarded by an aggressive homeless man, Dale hates it when peo...

People Eat Other People's Poo from 2020-05-11T04:00

This week: Dale brushed his hair for the first time in 2 years, talking about our latest E.P. the time Barclay nearly died, dishing out the meds, people eat other peoples poo, teetering over the...

Never Sniff Coke With An Elephant from 2020-05-04T04:00

This week: hard green grapes, animal abuse story, the dark web, dead cow, elephants can’t be arsed to jump, losing your bra while tombstoning, drowning with your boobs out, Barclay lifeguarding ...

A Drunk DJ Threw Up In My Car from 2020-04-27T02:47:14

This week: things I wish I knew when I was younger, Barclay’s eyes are rubbish, hairspray aftershave and about 20 rums, a drunk DJ threw up in my car, Barclay flipped off a podium and knocked hi...

School Visit Goes Really Wrong from 2020-04-20T04:00

This week: Dale sings Dua Lipa, Barclay grows a mangina, preview of our latest release, what kind of person uses Deezer? creaky chair, chat with Becky Grinham, school visit goes really wrong. Ab...

Throwing Glass At Barclay’s Head from 2020-04-12T20:41:01

This week: sun-tan talk, Corona virus lockdown is getting odd, Kris Kross made us jump, wearing socks upside down, don’t run up a downwards escalator it’s dangerous, catching shoplifters, Dale l...

I Fed A Horny Horse Vodka And Coke from 2020-04-06T04:00

This week: you’re not meant to be driving! singing with Josh Turner, Corona lockdown with Miley Cyrus, newsflash with Boris Johnson, elephant in the room, Barclay cut his own hair, all Gary’s ar...

Why You Should Never Fall Asleep At A Party from 2020-03-30T04:00

1. This week: backhanded compliments, Dale worked in a shoe shop, Barclay was a postman, my friends played a savage prank on me, a dog almost killed me, trying to describe colours (badl...
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My Teacher Locked Me In A Cupboard And Shat On My Head from 2020-03-23T05:00

This week: Barclay tries to recite the alphabet backwards, coronavirus made me cough a lung out, we made a weird vlog, kicking off at unruly people in the cinema, pranks going horribly wrong, ca...

Barclay's Night Out With Dolly Parton from 2020-03-16T05:00

This week: fake words that sound real, being on the radio with Matt Tancock, Bryan Adams was in Devon, wearing wigs at the BBC, teasing our upcoming single ‘Shakey’, will the coronavirus stop fe...

Beating Off With A Stick from 2020-03-09T05:00

This week: welcome to the In House game show, waffling about waffles, positive intent makes no sense, favourite thing about the music industry, water is the holy grail of the rave, we love CO2 c...

Shopping For A Table But Coming Home With A Rabbit from 2020-03-02T05:00

This week: a dog sniffed Dale’s bum, Barco DJ’d with Krafty Kuts, ridiculous group chat nicknames, laughing so hard I farted, breaking into houses and doing mildly inconvenient pranks, making a ...

Twisting The Nipples Of Earth from 2020-02-24T05:00

This week: mixing the rolling stones live, homemade mic set up, grabbing the muff, our autobiography names, Barclay’s terrible jokes, the best joke we’ve ever heard, the shittest jokes on the pl...

Having Sex With A Cat from 2020-02-17T05:00

This week: the end of J4CKED, Barclay got fired from a Radio station, being inappropriate at a swimming pool, fishing out floaters, my decks got knocked off the stage, sleeping with a cat, ...

Slapping People With Butter from 2020-02-10T05:00

This week: how El-Barco got his name, unfit fat fight, i slapped a packet of butter round his face, bacon almost killed me, awesome human achievements, a big announcement, Barrybados, I’ve got a...

Why Is Everyone Called Chris? from 2020-02-03T05:00

This week: fears and phobias, crawling over the Clifton bridge, throwing acorns in car sunroofs, scorpions are horrible, snakes are creepy, why is everyone called Chris? I’m not spider racist, g...

Pensioner Gets Arrested 6 Times In A Day from 2020-01-27T05:00

This week: labels we would like to be on, Barclay had a birthday, Dale wants cake, lifting heavy tiles, pensioner got arrested 6 times in 1 day, offending disabled people, meeting someone with t...

Pooping On The Dance-floor from 2020-01-20T05:00

This week: artists we are currently listening to, meeting celebrities, bad Spanish accents, exclusive crazy news, shaping our sound for the future, someone shit on the dance-floor in Ibiza, play...

Breaking In To The BBC from 2020-01-13T05:00

This Week: composing Desire, Introducing Kali Marz, shaping our new sound, big news, going live on BBC radio, talking about our first visit to BBC radio, the diaries of the twat, being on the ro...

Getting Locked Out Of A Hotel In My Undies from 2020-01-06T05:00

This week: eating on a treadmill, Dale’s birthday cake, editing out heavy breathing, knocking over a speaker, sleeping in a nightclub, Bude carnival, getting carbon monoxide poisoning, town carn...

End Of Year Special 2019 from 2019-12-23T05:00

This Week: Christmas intro, I have no decorations, Christmas tree facts, things that are illegal on Christmas, the beginning of J4CKED, making Funk Me, making Hallelujah, making The Spot, our or...

Microwaving A Pet Hamster from 2019-12-16T05:00

This Week: productive week, we learned to fly a plane, throwing boiling water over someones head, Akon is building his own city, wierd and wonderful facts, my music teacher was a bit of a dick, ...

Hiding His Prosthetic Leg In The Freezer from 2019-12-09T05:00

This week: Barclay’s upbringing with music, Barclay’s first gig goes horribly wrong, Dale’s first vodka experience, smashing a TV, Grandad falls off a bike in France, stealing chocolate Santas, ...

My Squeaky Pleasures from 2019-12-02T18:48

This week: a dog peed on my car, Barclay’s squeaky pleasures, DJ performing tips, making a music video, Dale’s laptop was stolen, being embarrassed on stage, pretending to be posh at a celebrity...

I Ran Over A Cat from 2019-11-25T05:00

This Week: halloween, taking a hairdryer to a festival, ruining remembrance Sunday, Barclay’s broken brain, 2 crab-like hands, 1000D audio, making our new single, shouting out of your car window...

Flexing Our Chainz On A Gold Boat from 2019-11-18T04:00

This week: Simon Dunmore drama, being on BBC Radio Devon, ‘interesting’ facts about music, site for song samples, where to find music, the music industry, finding our sound, failing computers, D...

My Teacher Fed Me Breast Milk from 2019-11-11T15:56:30

This week: People who constantly repeat songs, songs we love, Fatboy Slim story, DJ tips, DJ stories, childhood vigilante story, throwing seagulls story, music trivia, amazing full albums, meeti...

Stealing Keys & Smelling Festival Underwear from 2019-11-04T06:00

This week: dream gig, Ibiza trip, how Dale started DJing, commercial vs festival DJing, horrific things we've seen when DJing in nightclubs, stupid things people say to DJs, bringing a cat home ...

Sniffing Grandma's Ashes from 2019-10-10T17:55:34

This week: introducing our selves, how we met, choosing artist names, famous DJ anagrams, sync buttons, funny DJ story, Dale gets murdered. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/...