Podcasts by 2 Dumb 2 Tame

Is my dentist running a prostitution ring? from 2021-06-09T06:29

Just got dental coverage for the first time in years so I wanted to get my teeth cleaned. Not going to lie the dentist was kinda sus. The cleaning was a little haphazard and they left that tiny ...

Why are two-year-olds terrible? from 2021-06-01T05:39:55

People talk about the "terrible twos" but I always thought it was just a saying until I had to babysit babysit my nephew while I visited my family in Connecticut. It wasn't all bad - sometimes h...

Why do I shop in the boy's section? from 2021-05-18T05:29:57

I don't know what it is but women's clothing makes no sense to me. Why does everything have to have the word "cream" on it? What does that mean? What are they trying to say?!?! I recently starte...

Are auctions worth it? from 2021-03-24T21:38:20

My parents moved out of New York last year and needed to get rid of a bunch of old stuff that they had accumulated over the years. I offered to sell some of the nicer stuff in exchange for a sma...

What makes pain chronic? from 2021-03-16T22:05:27

Hi, this is Mia. I'm going to be writing these descriptions in the first person from how on. Is it weird? Idk maybe. But I thought it might be more fun.

In today's podcast I talk about so...

Is patience really a virtue? from 2021-03-03T03:02:46

Recently Mia’s husband got into chess which is...unfortunate. She rants about how Queen's Gambit would have been better without chess and how pawns look like nips.

She also listened to a ...

Why am I a garbage machine? from 2021-02-24T23:35:13

Mia and her husband generate what seems like TOO much garbage for two people - even taking into account how much Mia likes to upcycle. She dove into the world of waste reducing lifestyles and fo...

Am I just a hater...of The Bachelor? from 2021-02-19T07:29:40

Everyone in Mia's life has watched The Bachelor except for her - her friends, her sisters, and even her husband. She finally takes the plunge and genuinely can't believe what she's seeing, start...

Are we ever really safe? from 2021-02-06T01:04:22

Mia's building recently had a break in and the management company hasn't done anything to fix the situation so she's taking things into her own hands. Her "Home Alone" security measures include ...

What do personal trainers think about the rest of us? from 2021-01-28T04:07:48

Mia interviews Galit Friedlander a choreographer, podcaster, trainer, and her oldest friend.

They talk about her journey from dance to training, what her favorite muscle is, and their ide...

Why do people like Anaconda? from 2021-01-19T04:07:58

Mia recently saw Anaconda, which...wow Jon Voight is all over the place but her thoughts about the movie quickly turns to the gross and sexual when she discovers that snakes have two penises. Listen

Why do my showers take so long? from 2021-01-14T00:20:31

Mia's husband has been given her crap about how long it takes her to get ready. Recently he asked her to go over her shower routine but she'd rather have you be the judge - spoiler warning. It's...

Why did I buy 1500 ladybugs? from 2021-01-06T03:15:47

Mia's garden had an aphid infestation, so right before new year she bought 1500 ladybugs because apparently they like to chow down on aphids. The only problem is that she only realized she's afr...

Does everyone have a Peloton now? from 2020-12-23T05:23:44

Did everyone spend their first stimulus check on a Peloton?

Mia goes over how intense she used to work out at the gym and how that was difficult to translate to home work outs. She also v...

Who's going to win the NBA Finals? from 2020-12-17T04:42:51

Mia doesn't know anything about basketball. The only time she ever sees it is when her husband has it on in the living room but apparently it's pre-season! So she's decided to take look at the N...

What TV shows are actually popular? from 2020-12-09T05:57:10

Apparently, Mia only watches shows that no one else has seen (Getting On...anyone? It's fantastic). So she watched the two top rated comedies from last season Young Sheldon and Mom to see what a...

What are good gifts in 2020? from 2020-12-03T00:24:48

This year is a disaster but that doesn't mean holiday gifts should be too. Mia goes over how covid and quarantine life has changed the kinds of gifts she wants to get for her family as well as t...

Do we really self care? from 2020-11-25T08:11:24

Mia has been skeptical of companies pushing self care for a while - mostly because she's not good at it. However, it turns out that other people, smarter people...like doctors and scientists and...

Should I get hypnotherapy? from 2020-11-18T04:44:24

Mia wonders if hypnotherapy would be able to help her get over her fears of filming herself (if you follow her on instagram or youtube you know she never posts vlog style videos), her pickiness ...

Why do I feel the need to keep things? from 2020-11-11T01:05:02

Mia has a tiny collection... a collection of tiny things not one that doesn't have a lot of things in it. She doesn't know why she feels the need to keep things so she set about figuring out why...

Is Zoom the problem? from 2020-10-06T23:20:38

Mia has a love hate relationship with zoom and by that I mean mostly hate. Teaching her 70 year old uncles and aunts how to mute themselves was a struggle and she finds it uncomfortable sending ...

Why did no one teach me what a nut is? from 2020-09-29T19:05:55

In the last six weeks or so a suspicious amount of stuff has broken in Mia's apartment and her landlord isn't exactly the best when it comes to fixing things well or quickly. She thought about t...

Why is my husband the worst? from 2020-09-23T23:31:49

Mia's husband is difficult to buy gifts for in general but during quarantine it was basically impossible. Mia goes over how she gave away all of her best ideas and how everything that could have...

Why is New York dead to me? from 2020-09-15T21:50:16

New York is officially dead to Mia but mostly because her parents are selling the apartment she grew up in. She's going through some things and is worried that her Mom threw away all of her stuf...

Why do I regret going to college? from 2020-09-08T06:04:32

Mia didn't have a good college experience socially or with her education. She had to change her life plan shortly before applying and didn't have time to consider what she actually wanted to do....

Why does mochi feel so good in my mouth? from 2020-09-01T17:40:55

Mia ventured out from her house for the first time in months to get mochi from Fugetsu-do, a 117 year old mochi shop in the Little Tokyo section of downtown LA. 

She tries to figure out w...

Is the cure for Covid just...money? from 2020-08-18T18:34:59

An article was recently published that describes how people "vacationing" in the Hamptons are paying five hundred dollars for a single, rapid results Covid test. Mia expresses her frustration th...

What do Indians think of Indian Matchmaking on Netflix? from 2020-08-11T22:56:55

Mia has a conversation with her husband's cousin to get an Indian perspective on the reality show. They cover the unique cultural pressures that are present within the Indian community, the trea...

What was it like watching Indian Matchmaking with my Indian Husband? from 2020-08-05T06:36:22

Somehow Indian Matchmaking is the first full season of reality tv Mia has ever watched. She also happens to married to a man who's half-indian and may or may not have forced her to watch it.

Why even have a pinky toe? from 2020-07-28T05:42:13

Mia broke her pinky toe - it's tiny, it's embarrassing, and now it's broken but is it useless otherwise? Mia does a deep dive on vestigial structures in the body - like male nipples - and even v...

What do other people think about pregnancy? from 2020-07-22T07:42:11

After last week's episode Mia felt that she needed to get some real world opinions rather than relying on blog posts and listicles to inform her opinion about pregnancy. So she interviewed her m...

Should I be afraid of pregnancy? from 2020-07-15T05:35:50

No, Mia isn't pregnant, despite how much her mother would like her to be but a lot of her friends have had kids or are currently pregnant and she's been thinking about it more. 

She share...

Can you find a hobby in your thirties? from 2020-07-07T19:12:49

Mia thinks she may have found a new hobby and explores why she never had one before. During quarantine Mia has become obsessed with crocheting. She's shares what she's made and tries to examine ...

Why do I love true crime? from 2020-06-30T21:40:07

Mia unpacks her love of crime podcasts and tries to figure out what draws her to them. 

She details when she first got into them, what she finds appealing, how they could be useful, and l...

Why is sleep so complicated? from 2020-06-23T21:10:51

Mia is back with her first quarantine pod. She details her trouble sleeping and how we may have made it too complicated for our own good.

For each episode of the podcast Mia makes a donat...

What is good airplane etiquette anyway? from 2020-03-12T03:24:15

Mia ties to distill her rules for flying that everyone should follow. She recounts the series of incidents that led her to create her rules about respecting other passengers physical, a...

Why do cats have bad penises? from 2020-02-27T19:12:08

Mia recently learned that not only care cat penises barbed so that the female can't get away - I know it's horrifying - but they also are bad at peeing.

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What is this podcast about anyway? from 2020-01-23T22:42:35

We are back with a new season and a new format. This podcast has changed and morphed over many episodes… and so have we! Me and my producer-husband (proband? Husber?) have learned a ton...

Mucus Membranes, The Painful Life of Caribou, and Taylor Swift's Bougie Cat with Emilia Barrosse from 2019-12-21T02:26:35

Mia sits down with comedian and former Veep writer Emilia Barrosse to talk about their mutual love of cats, how you can still be a feminist and be uncomfortable with mucus membranes, an...

Puppets, Politics, and Rescue Pups with Cat Adell from 2019-12-13T01:45:23

Mia sits down with fellow comedian Cat Adell to talk about her viral video Mind Your Own F*ucking Business, her rescue dogs with special needs, and her work with puppets.

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Reverse Birth Porn, the Truth Behind Squirting, and Being Too Offensive for Amazon with Alice Vaughn from 2019-11-28T01:34:21

Alice shares some facts about the porn industry that Alice has learned since starting her podcast. Mia also asks her about how her crayons were banned from Amazon. Alice also breaks dow...

Horror Movie Hard “No’s”, Claiming your Google Knowledge Panel, and Sharing a Name with a Pornstar with Comedian (not the pornstar) Jeremy Long from 2019-09-09T16:52:28

Mia sits down to talk with Jeremy Long about the movie's on his Google Knowledge Panel and how jealous she is of his. They also research the unfortunate story of the other Jeremy Long a...

Salmon Cannon Wet Dreams, Bridal Front Slits, and the Creepiest Travel Sleep Aid from 2019-08-14T23:09:06

Mia reacts to the craziest invention of 2019 - the SALMON CANON. She also has a ton of opinions on dress slits and a disturbing sleep hood that's definitely not allowed on airplanes. Listen

Felony Fart Artists, Embracing Your Inner Bridezilla, and The Pickleapocalypse from 2019-07-17T20:00:59

Mia covers how a fart gave a criminal away to the cops, her upcoming wedding, and a singing pickle.

She recaps the ups and downs of planning a wedding. Little secret - i...

My First Accident, Vita Coco’s Pee Pee, and the Unfortunate Existence of Kay Ivey from 2019-05-17T18:08:11

Mia details her first car accident, explains a fight between an amateur MMA fighter and Vita Coco, and laments that Alabama is now under his eye.

She discusses the incre...

The First Female Host on SiriusXM NBA Radio, Not Being a Life Coach, and Who the Knicks Should Target in Free Agency with Von Decarlo from 2019-04-25T01:15:38

Mia sits down with Von Decarlo to discuss her new Patreon, her stand up journey, with a few basketball related questions from my listeners.

Von's daughter Mimi also teac...

Jews, Jokes and App Based Comedy with Rotem and Arik the creators of BITS. from 2019-03-21T02:59:30

Mia sits down with Roten and Arik to talk about their new app BITS, a video editor and social platform aimed specifically at funny creators and their fans.

They break down how their app g...

Ep 89 - Travel Bidets, A Resolution To End All Resolutions, and Louis C.K. Finally Finishes...All Over Himself! from 2019-01-01T00:00:51

Mia talks about how her year ended, her resolutions for next year, and how Louis capped off his 2018 in the most fitting way possible...by spewing all over some stage on Long Island.

Mia ...

Ep 88 - J Shaped Turkey Poop, German Breast Warts, and Getting Your Vagina High from 2018-11-20T23:56:29

Mia sits down to talk about some little known facts about turkeys, the german word for nipple, and some weed for your undercarriage.

She also dishes about her chronic neck pain, how you w...

Ep 87 - Crust Shaming, Plane Waiters, and Eating a Banksy from 2018-10-24T22:09:52

Mia sits down to talk about meeting her new godson and what her life is like now as a Godfather, the excitement of flying Southwest, and how it's only art if you can eat it.

She also reac...

Ep 86 - A Hard No On Ye, The Importance of Sliding Doors, and Farting in the Airport Body Scanner from 2018-10-03T23:29:25

Mia sits down to talk about how the new Kanye is much, much weirder than the old Kanye. She also covers the history of Goop's name as well as her love for Gwyneth in Sliding Doors. She also brea...

Ep 85 - Wack-A-Mohel, Baby Toe Lobes, and Magic Crab Blood from 2018-09-13T21:57:56

Mia sits down to talk about how she's excited to be a god father to her soon to be nephew. She also asks why Slow TV, a Norwegian television phenomenon about every day things broadcast in their ...

Ep 84 - Giuliani’s Meaty Waddle, Normal People Running, and a Crocodile on a Pool Noodle from 2018-08-27T23:47:34

Mia sits down to discuss Giuliani's under chin hang, how funny it was to see the reporters running out of Manafort's trial to delivery the news, and a croc who was just chillaxin, relaxin, actin...

Ep 83 - The Pooperintendent, Coming Face to Face with an Inchy, &the Heist of Helen the Baby Shark from 2018-08-02T21:20:18

Mia sits down to talk about how she saw a little, green inchworm poop and how three idiots tried to steal a shark named Helen from the San Diego Aquarium by dressing her up as a baby.

In ...

Ep 82 - Making America Double Negative Again, Ripley's Believe It or Nail, and Creative Idiots with Time in my new segment “But Why!?” from 2018-07-19T22:07:48

Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no re...

Ep 81 - Pumping Your Privates, Zig Without Zag, and Giving Her Cat a Thumb from 2018-06-28T20:45:50

Mia sits down to talk about weird fetish vacuum devices, why some words don't deserve their own definition, and ways to keep her cat from interrupting the recording.

She also describes be...

Ep 80 - Feisty Feral Peacocks, A Creepy Case of Avunculitis, and a Naughty Story About Clippy from 2018-06-20T21:04:01

Mia sits down to talk about the world avuncular, peacocks that fight with cars, and erotica featuring the digital assistant from Microsoft Word.

She also talks about the new set of emoji'...

Ep 79 - Otters Facts, Quantum Poopy, and Taking Phones Away from Old People from 2018-06-01T05:34:12

Mia sits down to talk about how otters are like ferrets and ferrets are just little legged snakes in jackets. She also talks about her experience at a deviled egg cooking contest and explains wh...

Ep 78 - Fishwives and their Fish Stank, Exploiting the Noble Giraffe, and How Gambling Conflicts with My Inner Jew from 2018-05-23T22:05:03

Ep 78

Mia sits down to talk about her first time at a horse race last weekend, a little bit of how life will change for Meghan Markel now that she's a royal, and checks out exotic poop in...

Ep 77 - Bot On Bot Crime, Weird Mother’s Day Gifts, and Scalloped Bottom Bottoms from 2018-05-11T22:50:05

Ep 77 - Mia sits down to talk about Googles new AI, Duplex, that can make phone calls all on it's own, strange and sometimes uncomfortable mother's day gifts, and how she's going to start callin...

Ep 76 - Fat Shaming Sex Dolls, Liking the Unlikable Mark Zuckerberg, and the 80 Year Old Man Living Inside Me from 2018-04-11T16:39:59

Mia rants about her prematurely aging body, German sex doll brothels,...

Ep 75 - Bunny Rabbit Tusks, Dactylion Sausage Digits, and How Angel Wings Are Just For Show from 2018-03-29T00:51:23

Mia sits down to talk about Dactylitis, which is basically sausage finger syndrome, her experience baby sitting her neighbor's bunny rabbit (complete with a list of weird bunny facts), and Rache...

Ep 74 - Fleminism, Ghost Children, and The Voice Behind all the Voices with Voiceover Queen Grey Griffin from 2018-03-16T23:03:44

Mia sits down with voice over artist Grey Griffin to talk about how Grey is able to keep all of her voices straight, how they are both different kind of psychopaths, how Mia's childhood friend m...

Ep 73 - Trump’s Mystery Toes, Mixed-Sex Double Luge in the 2022 Olympics and Holy Moly Roly Polys from 2018-03-02T03:52:51

Episode 73

Mia sits down to talk about the Winter Olympic sports she thinks are ridiculous - specifically curling and double luge. She rants about Trump's stance on guns ...

Ep 72 - Dossier and Dossie-Don’ts, Dry Cleaning your Disposable Butthole, and the Driest Part of My Body from 2018-02-03T06:03:37

Mia's word of the day is ACNESTIS.

Definition: “The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoul...

Ep 71 - Silicone Dancer Feet for Sale, Putting Bread in the Middle of the Sandwich&the Breaking of Melania Trump from 2017-12-05T07:32:03

Mia sits down to talk about how you can't make a sandwich with just stupid on two slices of stupid. She also explores what it will take for Melania to reach her breaking point and what will happ...

Ep 70 - Eating Chicken Schmoockus, Tiffany Trump’s Bare Legs, and Candy Cane Shaped Turkey Poop from 2017-11-23T07:26:05

Ep 69 - Screencraft Quarter-Finals, How Larry David Saved a Man’s Life, and a Bunch of Disappointing Masturbation from 2017-11-15T06:29:16

Mia brags about her pilot that made it into the quarter finals of Screencraft's Pilot Launch contest.  She also asks if it's really possible to swallow your tongue, talks about how disa...

Ep 68 - Farting Into Your Water Bottle To Make Your Mouth Feel Good and How Netflix Wont Stop Calling Mia's Home Phone from 2017-11-01T19:34:44

Mia sits down to talk about her experience at LA Comic Con/Halloween 2017. She also outlines her fears of cartwheeling spiders and theorizes on the original name for raisins "Wrinkle Me Wrinkle's -...

Ep 67 - Dubai’s Flying Taxis, Camp Counselor Trump, and a Tasty Bag of Cat Farts from 2017-09-26T22:02:50

Mia sits down to cheer for the women of Saudi Arabia, who can now drive legally, outlines why Trump reminds her of that intense kid no one liked during summer camp color war, and contemplates buyin...

Ep 66 - Rogue M&M Stains, Getting Your Spiritual Rocks Off, and Being Obama’s Side Wifey w/ Nicole Burch from 2017-09-19T19:48:39

Mia sits down with writer and stand up comedian Nicole Burch to talk about the inception of her show "The 7 Guys You Date Before You Get Married," snacking in the car, and how Nicole recently purch...

Ep 65 - Netflix’s The Keepers of Fuh-Chinas, KOK Delivery Dead Or Alive&Trump and The Mooch “Just The Tips.” from 2017-08-08T06:48:47

Mia sits down to rant about a particularly jawdropping moment of Netflix's The Keepers involving (SPOILER) a vagina wrapped in newspaper. She also wistfully remembers the Mooch's time at the white ...

Ep 64 - Trump Game of Thrones Crossover, Believing in the Power of Your Own Dookie Sauce, and Foreskin for Sale from 2017-07-28T03:10:53

Mia talks about how Melania might actually be the mother of dragons, how you shouldn't believe your own bullsh*t, and checks out silicone foreskin that you can buy and use for....something. She als...

Armpit Deodorant Stalactites, Bacon Scented Boxer Briefs, and Meaty Buddha Feet (Small Shot of Stupid July 12, 2017) from 2017-07-12T20:50:18

Mia rants about the hoopla over the dress code on capitol hill - she thinks it's overblown but, for the record, she's not a fan of pantyhose. She also talks about the boy who woke up to a bear crun...

Ep 63 - Virtue Signaling, Backyard Brawls in Training Bras, and Saving the World - One Dick Joke at a Time w/ Alia Janine&Sovereign Syre from 2017-06-28T08:18:29

Mia sits down with Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre during the west coast leg of their Alia & Sovereign Do America Tour. Sovereign explains the concept of virtue signaling to Mia and Alia shares a stor...