Podcasts by A Horrible Premise

Ep. 48 - Ten Corgis Taped Together from 2017-09-12T04:00

After a slight hiatus for various reasons, AHP is back with Feature Contestant Jess and some other guy that the host can't remember. He might be named Scott. That's probably...

A Horrible Bonus - Opposite Attractions pilot from 2017-09-04T00:00

Real life schedules are running tight this week in AHP Land, so I would like to share with everyone the debut of Opposite Attractions, a brand new podcast hosted by AHP host Jim and...

Ep. 47 - Coming Soon To Burmerang from 2017-08-29T04:00

This week, BOARD GAMES!! Insert airhorn sound here as Jess and Scottye bring the professionalism to contestant's row as they make shows based on titles from random board games J...

Ep. 46 - Straight Up Crap Shoot from 2017-08-22T04:00

After another accidental week off, AHP returns with two former contestants and one feature contestant! Jess brings the Zing Zang Zoom, Seth continues to bring the slight audio issue...

Ep. 45 - The Butt Thing Was Last Round from 2017-08-08T04:00

This week it's a venerable whirlwind of puns as Jim welcomes Jess (as usual) and Seth (for, like, the third or fourth time) to contestant's row! There's butts, there'...

Ep. 44 - Garbage Fire Establishment from 2017-08-01T07:00

On this week's episode, feature contestant Jess is joined by new contestant Mike (different from the other Mike and the other other Mike, and probably some other ones we are for...

Ep. 43 - Atticus Mockingbird, Agent of SHIELD from 2017-07-25T05:00

After an accidental week off, your host decides he wants to play the game too! Oh no! Jess and Scottye return and help guide Jim through pitches full of mystery, sex,  snacks, and s...

Ep. 42 - Ribbitdale from 2017-07-11T05:00

This week, Jess and Scottye return (and Blake doesn't) for a spiritual sequel to last week's episode. We begin with pies and frogs and move to furries and boobies and finish with th...

Ep. 41 - Old Lady Cinematic Universe from 2017-07-04T05:00

In this week's episode, Jess spins a tale of murder and rebellious teen girl bodies, Scotty spins a tale of troll murder and tasty milkshakes, and Blake spins a tale of folded paper...

AHP’s Top Ten Premises From Episodes 21 - 40 from 2017-06-27T05:00

It's that time again! Jim counts down his top ten pitches from the last twenty episodes...BUT WAIT! There may be some chicanery afoot. Which pitches made the cut? Listen and find ou...

Ep. 40 - Tastes Like A Mummy from 2017-06-20T05:00

This week is a very pasty heavy episode, as Jess is joined by her #fettucineverse partner in crime John along with returning contestant Seth and newcomer Captain Log, which might be...

Ep. 39 - Heavy Dracula Involvement from 2017-06-13T05:00

WE ARE A STARZ HOUSEHOLD~!

This week, Jess returns from the ether to join new contestant Sorg as they tackle cubes, magnets, bones, puzzles, and yes, Draculas on the...

Ep. 38 - Fapple Is My Favorite Flavor from 2017-06-06T05:00

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Feature contestant Jess is absent, but after a few swigs of wine we bring ...

Ep. 37 - More Noodle On The Spud from 2017-05-30T05:00

This week, new contestants Piper and Shikaki join Jess on the panel as they visit the majestic land of Idaho, other people's dreams, a world controlled by dogs, the country of South...

Ep. 36 - The Family Guy Of Comedies from 2017-05-23T05:00

This week, Jess is joined on the panel by new contestant Moose Bigelow (no, not that one the other one) to pitch everything from lamentable space racism to loads and loads of abdomi...

Ep. 35 - On The Mean Streets Of Jail from 2017-05-16T05:00

This week, Jess is joined by a returning Scottye to pitch everything from crazy kicks to heart-stopping dunks and the problems with some pro wrestling match names . Also somehow sta...

Ep. 34 - Diane Lane’s Skull Shack from 2017-05-09T05:00

This week, Jess is joined by new contestant Dan (a different one from the other one) to tackle some of the tough questions in life.

Where does fresh hippo meat taste...

Ep. 33 - Extremely Round Son from 2017-05-02T05:00

Gather up your onions, your Casio keyboards, and your chewing gum because YIKES the mermaids finally have a gun! Luckily Jess and Mike are on hand in this here neck of the sea woods...

Ep. 32 - Half Man Half Crab from 2017-04-25T05:00

WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE! A Horrible Premise returns with Jess tossing away her wacky name crutch and being joined by new, and probably kidnapped, contestant Koitus. Are you a quote unq...

Ep. 31 - She Portrayed An Oboe from 2016-10-22T05:00

This week, a being of pure light energy returns from crime fighting to make dumb tv shows. Just kidding, it's only John, back from his 46 year hiatus to join Jim and Jess as spe...

Ep. 30 - A Local Minotaur from 2016-10-15T05:00

Jim returns from vacation and finds a battle of sweet versus savory taking place across the millennia! Jess takes time out of her day to explain 'Bloody Knuckles' while Scot...

Ep. 29 - And Political Challenges from 2016-09-24T05:00

Ever wanted to show your friends and family and coworkers how fun this show is? Then boy is this the episode for you! Jess does goof-em-ups for funsies! Dave creates the perfec...

Ep. 28 - The Shanelets from 2016-09-17T05:00

This week, the prosecution presents State's Exhibit A to explain why we only allow one Chad on our program and even that is a tenuous relationship. Meanwhile, Jess takes us to r...

Ep. 27 - We Own The Moon from 2016-08-28T19:00

This week, Fetusberry returns! Isaac debuts! Jess swaps! Blake and Scottye team up to defeat the Evil Emperor Zurg, I mean Jim! Jim is defeated! Grab yourself a nice tall glass of h...

Ep. 26 - 57 Tentacles Out For Harambe from 2016-08-20T16:00

This week, Jamie returns after a few episode absence to depress the people he works for while Jess waxes poetic about bananers, GI Joe, and Evan Karagias while also schooling all th...

Ep. 25 - She’s Going Dracula from 2016-08-13T05:00

Oh god, veteran contestant Mike returns from his hiatus and is forced to out-do the vintage stylings of Jess and Scottye as they take us on wacky races across highways and mountain ...

Ep. 24 - Back Door Taft from 2016-08-06T05:00

This week it's a dream within a Dreamsicle as Jess and Scottye humiliate themselves and Blake (most Blake) who isn't even here to defend himself. Come for the sick gains, st...

Ep. 23 - He Has Hands from 2016-07-30T05:00

This week, Scottye forces another of his friends to dance for your amusement as newcomer Austin joins the fray. What wonders await? How about bike fighting, a lawyer made out of fuz...

Ep. 22 - I Got Distracted By A Moose from 2016-07-23T05:00

This week, everyone has been with everyone! Jess plays with some Brazilian boys, Ari gets ample, Dave's voice gives us a tasty scream, Scotty gives a book report about Tennessee Wil...

Ep. 21 - A Variety Hour Of Depression from 2016-07-16T05:00

On this week's episode, Jess weaves a tale of hamsters and couplets, Scottye is absolutely a bad mother clucker, and Jeff returns for a second run at AHP and hits it right out o...

AHP’s Top Ten Premises From Episodes 1 - 20 from 2016-07-09T07:00

To celebrate our first twenty episodes, Jim counts down his top ten premises pitched so far in AHP history. 

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Ep. 20 - This Was Not Intentional from 2016-07-02T05:00

This week, spin-offs! Jamie is constantly interrupted, Blake offends with his age, and while Scotty spouts wisdom through the mouth of Ric Flair, we all learn why Jess usually uses ...

Ep. 19 - Ribbit For Your Pleasure from 2016-06-25T05:00

This week, Jess returns, Jamie twerks, Chad yelps, and new contestant Dan is roped into this insanity by Jamie, presumably through twerking! The gang also bothers to answer the toug...

Ep. 18 - She Had To Wrangle A Dog from 2016-06-18T05:00

On this week's episode, Jess is mysteriously absent! She is filled in for by newcomer Blake, who joins Scotty and The Voice of God to teach us all about Willy Wonka, deadly good...

Ep. 17 - Brother Nero from 2016-06-11T05:00

From Thomas Knight and Brother Nero to Thomas Knight and Brother Nero to Tom The Knight and Brother Nero, we cover all the bases this week on the newest episode of A Horrible Premis...

Ep. 16 - More Roast Beef For My Grandma from 2016-06-04T05:00

On this week's episode, new contestants Scott and Justin join Jess on a rollercoaster ride of emotions through cooking shows, children's shows, and the greatest romantic com...

Ep. 15 - I Didn’t Mean To Apologize from 2016-05-28T05:00

It's a handicap match for the ages as Jess takes on the Nothing In Particular podcast, which may or may not be a real thing. Anyway, while Jess didn't expect Sassy, she serv...

Ep. 14 - Assfull Chaps from 2016-05-21T05:00

I'm afraid I've got some bad news....it's our Wade Barrett Memorial Show. Everyone's favorite Wade Barrett fangrrl Ari joins Jess and new blood Jeff to give Wade a v...

Ep. 13 - Basket Of Chicken Dicks from 2016-05-14T21:00

What do granola tubes, Guy Fieri, and Chad talking to God all have in common? They all feature on this here episode of A Horrible Premise! Stay awhile and learn about the primitive ...

An Horrible Idea To Fix University Education from 2016-05-06T05:00

On this episode, Jim stumbles into a way to help Tom with his taxes. Tom responds by using words that Jim doesn't know the definition of, all in the name of trying to repair the...

Ep. 12 - Fifty Lizards Named Roscoe from 2016-05-01T02:00

On this episode, three enter and only two leave as Dave disappears into the ether never to be heard from again (at least on this episode)! Paging Dr. Trumbo Scallops to the ER, ther...

An Horrible Idea To Fix Movie Theaters from 2016-04-29T16:00

On this episode, Jim has an horrible idea to fix movie theaters because he is a fidgety twit that is easily distracted. In the end it involves performance art and is used by Chris, ...

Ep. 11 - But Don’t Go On Route 80 from 2016-04-25T21:00

On this episode, Mike's depression leads an undercard of masked wrestlers, horses, and a grappling hook fortune while the main event features Chad against Jodie Sweetin, and by ...

An Horrible Idea To Fix TV from 2016-04-22T16:00

Jim had an horrible idea. Jess agreed. So this happened. Apologies to dictators, the state of Nebraska, janitors, raccoons, and pigeons. Keep fighting the good fight. 

Ep. 10 - Two Tangerines In The Italics from 2016-04-11T00:00

In this spin-off episode, we get a bell instead of a beep, there's not a big demand for mud, Waffles may or may not be a stupid dog, and this all might just be a dream. It may n...

Ep. 9 - PREMISEMANIA II from 2016-04-01T13:00

On this episode: Awkward silences, fake names, and Wade Barrett & Heath Slater have a BAY-BAY. Jess reminds us all to not objectify Krag, Mike lectures a camel, Jamie sells boob...

Ep. 8 - PREMISEMANIA I from 2016-03-27T20:00

Bring on an even larger amount of wrestling references than normal because it's PREMISEMANIA season, bay-bay! We've got celebrities like Lebron James & Drew Carey, a cac...

Ep. 7 - A Fix Of Some Spicy Brown from 2016-03-26T12:00

On this episode, two contestants (and the host) put a pencil to their temple and connect it to their brain to make up some truly horrible TV show premises! Jessica plays with some i...

Ep. 6 - Even The Girls Are Named Scott from 2016-03-18T23:00

On this episode, six contestants battle with syntax, acronyms, and Dave's sultry, seductive voice. Also appearing: robots, tacos, monkeys, and a heaping helping of Big American ...

Ep. 5 - Teach A Horse To Vape from 2016-03-11T23:00

What do horse heists, s-s-s-snakes, porpoises, and Michael P.S. Hayes all have in common? Absolutely nothing except THIS SPECIAL SPIN-OFF EPISODE of A Horrible Premise!! Topics incl...

Ep. 4 - “We’ll Just Dig ‘Em Up” from 2016-03-06T23:00

In this episode: Two enter, two leave...slightly more depressed! The randomizer had a real hard nose tonight, but our contestants kicked butt whether they believe it or not, no matt...

Ep. 3 - Necesse Est Ut Adflictos from 2016-03-03T23:00

This week - We got Tubas, and Wahlbergs, and Cleveland, OH MY! Nobody should be happy. This thing gets rough for Ohio toward the end, folks. 

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Ep. 2 - Conjugate The Bulldozer from 2016-02-21T19:00

On this week's episode, questions and queries are asked, there may be some egotistical bastards, and Vlade Divac crosses over with EVERYTHING!

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Ep. 1 - “Only On Nick Jr.” from 2016-02-15T02:00

On our premiere episode, judging is tasked to the listener as four contestants valiantly brave the host's machinations to create a bevy of TV shows and characters! From cartoon ...