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A Man and His Unicorn

In this podiobook: Vern was an ordinary college instructor and looking forward to spring break. But on the last day of classes and dreaming about a gorgeous gal, he woke up in a white washed world with nothing there! ... That included his clothes (oops). He found himself on the other side of the mirrors and could look out of any mirror. With a few false starts (didn't that woman ever hear of someone asking for directions), he got himself out and back into the real world and his own home ... He then wished he stayed put.A wizard from a race of humanoid toads wanted Vern to come to his world to aid in defending the toads from two different races. Vern's talents were hidden - he was a special bachelor (did that mean "easy to get rid of"?). He would be a powerful though inexperienced wizard in the other world. "Please come, the situation is desperate", pleaded the toad. Vern, of course, refused. Then after some persuading (and turning Vern's world even more upside down), Vern said he'd think about it.Sunday morning, Vern found himself in another world. "I said I'd THINK about it!" snapped Vern. But he was now committed. After meeting a few individuals who wanted to slice, dice, or otherwise harm him, Vern got into the quest. Then he met a beautiful Red unicorn stallion with magical powers. The unicorn took immediately to Vern. Vern was thrilled - then he remembered why unicorns took to certain people ... Vern didn't have too much success in dating (he swore he was a good kisser). Hopefully, he'll have more success in staying alive.

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 19: Bonded from 2008-05-05T01:35:29

Vern was now hitched - much to his great surprise (both that he was married and who he was married to). Now to say good-bye ... for awhile that is.

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 18: Demands from 2008-05-05T01:35:07

Vern had lost. Now comes the bitter pills to swallow. However, the Queen has a few surprises still in store ... If she doesn't get mobbed by her own people. Maybe Vern could save Queenie?

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 17: Physical from 2008-04-27T23:50:17

Vern and the Queen had tied! This last contest, called physical, had them using their own bodies to fight each other and had to be resolved or there would be war! Another tie was not acceptable. Th...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 16: Duel! from 2008-04-27T23:49:43

Vern had challenged Queen Vashna to a duel! Everyone met at a meadow to see the two of them slug it out. First would be energy bolts where they try to fry the other. Then, if they survive, would co...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 15: Queen's Palace from 2008-04-21T01:10:19

Vern, Toadface, and Red manage to sneak back into the Royal Palace -- after a few dirty tricks (Hey! No one is going to miss the booth selling roasted donkey heads). But, as usual, things do not go...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 14: Revenge! from 2008-04-21T01:09:05

Vern wanted revenge again the Queen. He went back to the clover patch to get more magic-hiding fourleaf clovers. Unfortunately, they meet up with some "old friends". In the fight that ensued, Vern ...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 13: Attack! from 2008-04-13T19:05:56

Just before dawn, Toadface and Vern are attacked by wizards. In a pitched battle, they are captured by the Queen. She is pompous and cruel to Vern and makes him heal her bugling soldiers. However, ...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 12: Clover from 2008-04-13T19:05:21

Toadface had a brilliant idea to fight the Queen - four leaf clovers! After Vern got down from the proverbial ceiling, Toadface explained that the clovers would mask any magical detection. Vern ins...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 11: Romantic Encounter? from 2008-03-30T21:08:56

Vern and Toadface decided to get some help from a local sorceress named Jezell to help with dealing with the Queen. Turns out the Queen is the sorceress's grandniece. Jezell did not look old and a...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 10: Barking up the right cave from 2008-03-30T21:08:21

Vern and Toadface were hiding in a cave - discouraged with their debacle with the magical Queen. Just then a little puppy was popped into their cave. Vern thought it was cute, Toadface thought it w...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 9: Humanly speaking from 2008-03-15T17:37:51

Toadface and Vern use cunning disguises of a little girl and a hayseed farmer. Red is dressed up like a plain horse. They feel fortunate to get into the palace to bag the old King. Unfortunately, t...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 8: Snow fencing from 2008-03-15T17:37:16

Vern and Toadface go over a mountain pass to get at the human king. Unfortunately, they are "greeted" by hordes of barbarians, an enchanted swordsman called Super Cutter, and miserable snowbanks. J...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 7: Unwilling guests from 2008-03-10T05:35:08

Vern and Toadface (along with Red) are in a stew -- or soon will be. The Kur King, who they tried to capture and failed to do so, wants to invite them to dinner -- as the main course. However, t...

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A Man and His Unicorn
Chapter 6: Four-legged drive from 2008-03-10T05:30

Vern and Toadface go traveling on the back of Red the unicorn. They meet up with an old smoky friend, the dragon. After a wild chase, they escape -- barely. However, Vern discovers some rather u...

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Chapter 5: Unicorn facts - A Man and His Unicorn from 2008-03-09T16:00

-In this episode: Vern is afraid of dogs. So when Toadface told him that one of the enemy races was doglike, Vern was not happy. He was briefly cheered when he received magic lessons. Alas the l...

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Chapter 4: Going Drag - A Man and His Unicorn from 2008-03-08T17:00

-In this episode: Vern could manipulate anything he owned. He had to use the hood of his car to quickly make a dome to prevent being attacked by the dragon. Now what? They were trapped and all h...

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Chapter 3: The Quest - A Man and His Unicorn from 2008-03-07T17:00

-In this episode: Vern went out on his quest with the toad wizard that he dubbed Toadface. They were in his compact car. Vern was a powerful wizard but lacking training. He had to learn on the r...

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Chapter 2: A MOBILE Home - A Man and His Unicorn from 2008-03-06T17:00

-In this episode: Vern had said he'd think about helping the toads. But when he got up to get the Sunday paper, he found an oak tree in his yard where there had been a dying sapling. He and his ...

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Chapter 1: Rude Awakening. - A Man and His Unicorn from 2008-02-22T14:33:10

-In this episode: The sleeping Vern was placed in a white washed world that was on the other side of the mirrors. This was the opening gambit to convince Vern to go to a magical world to help a ...

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