Podcasts by A Riverdale Runs Through It
Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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ARRTI 92: Candles and FunkStink(S5:E4) from 2023-12-12T17:56:33
Once again we trudge onward through the dreaded wastes of The CW's Riverdale. This episode includes Zoom Juice, Bad Sylvester Stalone impressions, Bad Raids, Even Worse Speeches, Very Specific N...
ListenARRTI 91: Hoping and Praying for The League(S5:E3) from 2023-11-29T15:55:07
We are on to Season 5 BAY-BEE!! The overarching theme of this episode is The Boys Are Back In Town. Tony is Prego, Le Bon Nuit is now the White Wyrm, Archie is back from the Army to revive the R...
ListenARRTI 90: ABAB(All Bettys are Bastards) (S4: E11-22) from 2023-10-31T12:01
Hey everybody welcome to the recap for Season 4 of Riverdale! Matt is a little manic this episode because he had to do a for real overseas punch camp! Nevertheless all of them episode are covere...
ListenARRTI 89: Does Nobody Know When WWII Ended?!(S4 FINALE) from 2023-10-24T12:00
Well, it took a few weeks and multiple seasons but WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END OF SEASON! These are the episode highlights: Everyone completes high school, Archie joins the army because of his haun...
ListenARRTI 88: The Scream Solution Strikes Again(S5:E2) from 2023-10-10T12:00
The penultimate episode is upon us and it's a split decision on whether or not it was a good episode not. We'll let you decide, here's what happened: Jughead and Betty find out that it was inde...
ListenARRTI 87:This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Punch of Us (S5:E1) from 2023-09-26T18:13:10
Hey gang! Sorry we've been away, but we are back now! In a turn of events, we are ending the season 4 storyline that got cut because of...some stuff...before Matt does his recap. So here's what ...
ListenARRTI 86: Chick and Chuck Soup for the Soul (S4: FINALE) from 2023-09-05T12:00
Here we are...at the end of another season of Riverdale, here's what happened: Mr. Honey cancels prom for some of the gang, the gang lobbies to get prom back, Honey then cancels prom for everyon...
ListenARRTI 85: Animaniacs was More Lynchian Than This Shit (S4:E18) from 2023-08-15T12:00
Here we are, folks, at the penultimate episode of Season 4 of Riverdale. The show is scrambling is tie up loose ends and we hate every second of it. This episode consists of Archie and Betty edg...
ListenARRTI 84: Archie Can’t Keep Cat’s in Bags (S4:E17) from 2023-08-01T15:41:40
Wow, what a lousy variety show episode we have here gang. This time, Riverdale does terrible things to the concept of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Archie can't keep his gob shut or off of Betty's ...
ListenARRTI 83: JUST BECAUSE THE ROOM IS LOCKED DOESN’T MAKE IT A LOCKED ROOM(S4:E16) from 2023-07-18T14:07:24
Oh boy gang, this shit is getting worse and worse. So much so that Jim brought a soundboard to spice things up, all that happens in this episode is Jughead revealing that he isn't dead(gasp), th...
ListenARRTI 82: Pop Tate is a Time Lord(S4:15) from 2023-07-04T16:37:09
Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their ...
ListenARRTI 81: Nobody Knows How to Create an Alabi(S4:E14) from 2023-06-20T12:00
So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones o...
ListenARRTI 80: Jonathan is Legolas to Jughead’s Frodo (S4:E:13) from 2023-06-06T12:33:54
Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you w...
ListenARRTI 79: Duolingo For Canadian? (S4:E:12) from 2023-05-23T15:08:42
Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and d...
ListenARRTI 78: ThorneHill was NOT Built By Frank Lloyd Wright (S4:E11) from 2023-05-09T12:00
MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company ...
ListenARRTI 77: The League of Wronged Assistants (Katy Keene S:1-E:10-13) from 2023-04-25T12:00
The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actu...
ListenARRTI 76: Chekhov’s Thugs (Katy Keene S1:E:7-9) from 2023-04-04T12:00
This week on Josie and the Peachy Keene's: Katy makes a dress for the princess that she home-wrecked (awkward), and she completes a side quest to get an internship to make her dreams come true, ...
ListenARRTI 75: Professional Partners and Crotch Companions(Katy Keene S1:E4-6) from 2023-03-21T16:09:37
Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's par...
ListenARRTI 74: Josie and the Peachy Keene’s!!(Katy Keene S1:E1-3) from 2023-03-14T12:00
Hey! Don't tell Mom but Jim and Matt are going OFF THE RAILS! This is a limited series where Jim watches The Charles Whitlock Original, Katy Keene! This is a (surprisingly good) show about some ...
ListenARRTI 73: We Still Aren’t Over The Rocket, God It’s So Bad (S4:E1-10) from 2023-02-28T12:00
Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friend...
ListenARRTI 72: Head Cheddar In Cheese(S4:10) from 2023-02-14T12:00
Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some...
ListenARRTI 71: Classic Forest Pee-Paw(S4:E9) from 2023-01-31T16:57:29
This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a coll...
ListenARRTI 70: Get Therapized BITCHES!(S4:E8) from 2023-01-17T12:00
Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter...
ListenARRTI 69: NICE(S4:E7) from 2023-01-03T14:49:34
Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni ...
ListenARRTI 68: Pet Name Factory(S4:E6) from 2022-12-20T09:00
This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin c...
ListenARRTI 67: Clam Bakes Heal All Wounds(S4:E5) from 2022-12-06T04:40:36
In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop ...
ListenARRTI 66: Gay, Gay, Creepy, and Mean(S4:E4) from 2022-11-22T09:00
Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to b...
ListenARRTI 65: Marmaduke’s Lil’ Menty B (S4:E3) from 2022-11-21T16:39:51
Wow...does this episode really test us, and our will to keep watching. In this episode, Jughead gets bullied at Fancy school and we wonder why the culmination of all the milk and toast ever made...
ListenARRTI 64: Betty Has Baby Level Clearance(S4:E1-2) from 2022-10-25T09:00
Welcome to Season four everybody! This episode was denser than a fruit cake so sorry for the length of this ep. What happened was basically Monroe (Formally Mad Dog) is now the big strong footba...
ListenARRTI 63: Wow...They Weren’t Lying(S3: E12-22 Recap) from 2022-10-11T13:17:05
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the waking nightmare that we have created for ourselves! In this episode, Matt goes raving mad as he recounts the back half of season three. Friends become enemi...
ListenARRTI 62: Sabrina The Teenage Monster Effer (Season 3 FINALE) from 2022-09-27T13:09:24
We have crawled all the way to the end of season three of this god-forsaken show, it's A Riverdale Runs Through It! The Highlights of this episode are: Archie gets to keep Punch Camp after Hiram...
ListenARRTI 61: The Triumphant Return of Jugheads ”Big Ones” (S3:E21) from 2022-09-20T10:57:28
Oh! We found you after all this time! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, the show that can't seem to release an episode on time. This week we are coming in hot with the penultimate epi...
ListenARRTI 60: Hook Hand Man and Gargoyle King(Totally Fucking)(S3:E20) from 2022-08-23T09:00
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most extended poop joke on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! Coming in hot with Season 3, Episode 20 of the show that wants you to join the Navy, Ri...
ListenARRTI 59: Gladys Jones, A Mom By Day, A Turtle By Night(S3:E19) from 2022-08-02T12:17:44
Welcome back to your bi-weekly dose of mental anguish everybody! This week the Jones family has to play G&G to get Jellybean back which entails F.P getting shot and Gladys pulling out some crazy...
ListenARRTI 58: E Pluribus FacePunch(S3:E18) from 2022-07-19T21:13:08
Hello and welcome back to the only podcast about McChickens on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 18 of the most punchy show on the CW, Riverdale. In...
ListenARRTI 57: I Went to Punch Camp and All I Got Was This Stupid Punch (S3:E17) from 2022-07-05T22:42:58
Hello and welcome back to the most culty podcast out there! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 17 of the show that makes rash decisions out of nowhere, Riverdale! This week, Jughead goes rouge...
ListenARRTI 56: The Fast and The Morbius (S3:E16) from 2022-06-21T09:00
Hello and welcome back to the most Morbin' podcast on the airwaves, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE. Jughead burns his childhood home to the ground while ...
ListenARRTI 55: Enter The Kraken...That’s How You Say It, Right? (S3:E15) from 2022-06-07T09:29:12
Welcome back once again, to a show about a show called A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 15 of the show that takes us on more rollercoasters than Disneyland, River...
ListenARRTI 54: The Serpents Are Junior Sheriffs and We All Hate It (S3:E14) from 2022-05-24T09:00
Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child sold...
ListenARRTI 53: Pump the Punch Breaks, Arch (S3:E13) from 2022-05-10T09:00
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 13 of the show that looooves brain damage, Riverdale! Episode HIghlights: Archie does some punchi...
ListenARRTI 52: Papa Moose and the Mouseketeers (S3:E12) from 2022-04-26T21:17:56
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast with Bees in microphones, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 12 of this satanic panic fever dream known ...
ListenARRTI 51: BIG PUNCH! With Special Guest Mikey Neumann (S3: E1-11 Recap) from 2022-04-06T10:47:51
Hey everybody! Welcome back to your regularly scheduled dose of madness! This week we recap Season 3, Episodes 1 through 11, with some help from a friend! This episode is full of big punch, bad ...
ListenARRTI 50: The Josie and The Pussycats 50th Episode Special! from 2022-03-22T09:00
Hey everybody, welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week We just talk about how amazing the 2001 movie Josie and the Pussycats is. That's it. We are so excited to be back doing this dumb...
ListenARRTI 49: No One is Innocent in CrimeTown (S3:E11) from 2022-02-15T09:00
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 11 of the show that is definitely not a noir all the time but this time it is, Riverdale! Episode ...
ListenARTI 48: Archie is Dumb, and Has Been Since the Third Grade (S3:E10) from 2022-02-01T09:08
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 10 of the show that has a monster box, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie walks back to Riverdale from the Can...
ListenARRTI 47: Tyler Has Been Here The Whole Time! (S3:E9) from 2022-01-18T09:00
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 9 of the show that is ruled by Tyler, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets cool scars and a haunted brain in the woods,...
ListenARRTI 46: Lug Nut, Tailpipe, and A Junkyard Luau (S3:E8) from 2022-01-04T09:00
Welcome back and Happy New Year everybody! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 8 of the show that has themes that don't age well, Riverdale!
Episode Highlights: All Vixens besides Cheryl...
ListenARRTI 45: The Cask of A-Muggs-tillado (S3:E7) from 2021-12-21T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale, the show that is nothing but bad D&D encounters. Episode Highlights: Jughead and Archie ride ...
ListenARRTI 44: HiramSux42069 (S3:E6) from 2021-12-07T09:00
Welcome back to to Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 6 of The CW show that runs away from criminals, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie gets his infected stab wou...
ListenARRTI 43: A (Quite Literal) Betting Pool (S3:E5) from 2021-11-23T09:00
Hey everybody, welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 5 of the show that gets better sometimes, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica finds out about ...
ListenARRTI 42: John Hughes Fever Dream (S3:E4) from 2021-11-09T22:14:25
Episode Highlights: Betty asks her mom a deeply personal question about her past and she says, "Shut up and yes". All the parents of the main cast went to detention together, made unlikely frien...
ListenARRTI 41: Baby Teeth and Two Cartoon Rabbits (S3:E3) from 2021-10-26T08:00
Welcome everybody to A Riverdale Runs Through It... NIGHTS!! This week we get winded talking about Season 3 Episode 3 of the show with the most sets of narrative stairs ever, Riverdale! Episode ...
ListenARRTI 40: The Inglorious Life of Benjamin Button (S3:E2) from 2021-10-12T19:21:19
Hello everybody, welcome back to the show that keeps on going, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we wrestle Season 3 Episode 2 to the ground and boy howdy does it put up a fight. Episode Hi...
ListenARRTI 39: Dungeons and Doiley‘s (S3:E1) from 2021-09-28T17:08:48
Hey everybody! Welcome to season three of Riverdale, the show that didn't enough money to buy the rights to D&D! Episode Highlights: Archie volunteers to go to jail for crimes he didn't comm...
ListenARRTI 38: All Nuns Wear Heelys (Season 2 Recap) from 2021-09-14T09:00
Welcome to the recap everybody! Matt is still amazed that this isn't an elaborate goof he isn't in on, and still hates that Riverdale does the things it does sometimes. Follow us on Twitter and ...
ListenARRTI 38: All Nuns Wear Heelys (Season 2 Recap) from 2021-09-14T09:00
Welcome to the recap everybody! Matt is still amazed that this isn‘t an elaborate goof he isn‘t in on, and still hates that Riverdale does the things it does sometimes. Follow us on Twitter and say...
ListenARRTI 37: Jughead is President Snakes(Season 2: FINALE) from 2021-08-31T09:00
The season finale is here and it's buck-fucking-wild! Episode Highlights: Betty tries to deal with her dad's sins when she didn't even need to, Archie wins the class president and threatens Hira...
ListenARRTI 36: Molotov Poptails(S2:E21) from 2021-08-17T09:00
Hello everybody! This week we cover the penultimate episode of Season 2 of the show that can't not be on fire all the dang time. Episode Highlights: Cheryl wakes up and chooses archery, Veronica...
ListenARRTI 35: Habeas Fangus (S2:E20) from 2021-08-03T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 20 of the show that literally can't slow down for a second to find a rest stop to let the ids pee, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Ver...
ListenARRTI 34: A Million Dollars In Sacajawea Coins (S2:E19) from 2021-07-20T17:58:27
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 19 of the kinkiest show on The CW, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Cheryl writes the Sherrif into the ground, Archie AND Chic get duct...
ListenARRTI 33: Mystery Mguggs (S2:E18) from 2021-07-06T09:00
Welcome back to this musical disaster everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 18 of the worst show doing the worst musical, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Lots of singing that we didn't c...
ListenARRTI 32: Full Time Smithers, Part Time Maître d’ (S2:E17) from 2021-06-22T09:00
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 17 of Riverdale, the show that is written by a bunch of drunk birds and one high moose! Episode Highlights: The car that Jughead and ...
ListenARRTI 31: Chic Doesn’t Belong On This Show...(S2:E16) from 2021-06-08T09:00
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 17 of the show that thinks it's a bunch of movies that are just really short but still high art, Riverdale! Episode highlights include...
ListenARRTI 31: Chic Doesn't Belong On This Show...(S2:E16) from 2021-06-08T09:00
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 17 of the show that thinks it's a bunch of movies that are just really short but still high art, Riverdale! Episode highlights include...
ListenARRTI 30: Smithers Deez Nuts!(S2:E15) from 2021-05-25T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 15 of the show that's basically a big game of whisper down the lane, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: CLIFFORD HAS A SECRET WIL...
ListenARRTI 29: Hot Tub Slime Machine (S2:E14) from 2021-05-12T22:09:25
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 14 of the all-around bang fest that is The CW's Riverdale! Episode highlights: The gang goes to the Lodge Lodge,...
ListenARRTI 29: Hot Tub Slime Machine (S2:E14) from 2021-05-12T22:09:25
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 14 of the all-around bang fest that is The CW's Riverdale! Episode highlights: The gang goes to the Lodge Lodge,...
ListenARRTI 28: Jughead and his Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dick(S2:E13) from 2021-04-25T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 13 of Riverdale: The show with 100% more murders. Highlights for this episode are Jughead has a bad dick, Alice d...
ListenARRTI 27: Hello Fresh From The Twilight Zone(S2:E12) from 2021-04-13T09:00
Hello and welcome back! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 12 of this little savory delight we like to call Riverdale. This week's highlights include meeting Daddy Gravy, Betty starts doing sex...
ListenARRTI 26: New Reg Fever(S:2 E:1-11Recap) from 2021-03-30T09:00
Hello! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode consists of Matt trying to recap the first half of Riverdale Season 2 while having his mom and his friend constantly pulling him ...
ListenARRTI 25: Josie and the Pull-Out Cats (S2:E11) from 2021-03-16T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 11 of The CW show with the tallest person to ever walk the earth in it, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Archie suddenly gettin...
ListenARRTI 24: Machinations N’ Cheese (S2:E10) from 2021-03-02T09:00
Hello and welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 10 of the show that refuses to cut loose ends, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: Archie gets a mis...
ListenARRTI 23: That’s Sensei Rose To You! (S2:E9) from 2021-02-16T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 9 of "A Surprising Amount of Martial Arts Masters In This Fucking Town" a.k.a Riverdale! Some highlights from this episode include: F...
ListenARRTI 22: Good Ol’ F.P. (Fat Palm) Jones (S2:E8) from 2021-02-02T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 8 of "Archie Doesn't Know How To Act" a.k.a Riverdale! Highlights include F.P. getting out of Jail, Betty doing an uncomfortable pole...
ListenARRTI 21: The Warehouse of Misfit Loose Ends (S2:E7) from 2021-01-19T09:00
Hey there all! This week we are covering Season 2 Episode 7 of the show that is 5 miles away from any Copyright lawsuits, Riverdale! This episode is put together in a "creative way", highlights ...
ListenARRTI 20: The One Drag Race TO Rule Them All (S2:E6) from 2021-01-12T09:00
Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 6 of the high octane, not-so-mini series Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Betty is set to find T...
ListenARRTI 19: Bus Stop Betty (Bam-Ba-Lam) (S2:E5) from 2021-01-05T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! This week's episode covers Season 2 Episode 5 of the most mysterious show on the CW, Riverdale. Some episode highlights include: Betty gets into cahoots with the Black H...
ListenARRTI 18: Look Who Brought A Gun To A Knife Fight! (S2:E4) from 2020-12-29T09:00
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Episode Season 2 Episode 4 of the emotionally confusing, and slightly angering CW series known as Riverdale! Some episode beats that seem important are...
ListenARRTI 17: Too Many Nipples (S2:E3) from 2020-12-22T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 2 Episode 3 of the non-stop nipple show, Riverdale! Highlights include Moose being too THICC for bullets, Kevin kissing a ...
ListenARRTI 16: SOUPerNatural (S2:E2) from 2020-12-15T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we phase in and out of talking about Season 2, Episode 2 of Riverdale, the show without the monsters, monster hunters, or gay angels (Altho...
ListenARRTI 15: Fred’s Haunted Brain (S2:E1) from 2020-12-08T09:00
Welcome back, everybody! After a two-week break, WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE! This stuff gets crazy! Episode beats include: Fred's brain is haunted AF, Jughead has a for-real motorcy...
ListenARRTI 14: Hot Goss In The Woods from 2020-11-17T09:00
IT'S RECAP TIME FOLKS!! After 13 weeks of slow and careful explaining, Matt has consumed ALL of Season One of The Soon-To-Be-Classic...Riverdale! This episode covers Matt's Thoughts, Comments, a...
ListenARRTI 13: A Real...Cliff-hanger(S1: E13) from 2020-11-10T09:00
FINALE TIME BAY-BEE!! Archie punches a River to death, Jughead goes to bad kid school, and Cheryl burns down her own house! This week's episode is crazy and this is also crazy, but two things in...
ListenARRTI 12: Jupiter Ascending Has Nothing To Do With This (S1:E12) from 2020-11-03T09:00
This week on ARRTI: We talk about Jupiter Ascending for WAY TOO LONG! Also, everything is revealed!! Jerry stole the sheriff's murder board, F.P confesses to the murder, and then the REAL MURDER...
ListenARRTI 11: All Roads Lead To Pop's (S1:E11) from 2020-10-27T09:00
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 1, Episode 11 of this Maple infused fugue state of the CW classic Riverdale! This episode's story beats include: Alice Cooper getting B...
ListenARRTI 10: Jughead No Like A Party (S1:E10) from 2020-10-20T09:00
Hello everyone! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 1, Episode 10 of the maple syrup-covered neon drug trip known in many tongues as Riverdale. Story beats of...
ListenARRTI 9: The Ballad of Ethel Muggs (S1:E9) from 2020-10-13T09:00
Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF w...
ListenARRTI 8: How Is Babby Showered? (S1:E8) from 2020-10-06T09:00
Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week, Matt's Mom drinks an entire bottle of pink wine and Jim tries to keep her on track while she tries to recount Season 1, Episode...
ListenARRTI 7: F.P. Jones, The Man of Many Names (S1:E7) from 2020-09-29T09:00
Hello Riverheads! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode we cover Season 1, Episode 7 of The CW's flagship show Riverdale! Story beats include Jughead living under the stairs ...
ListenARRTI 6: Hot Rectangle Dads and Mouth Pals(W/ Matt's friend Jim)(S1:E6) from 2020-09-22T09:00
Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! The podcast where, this week, Matt's Mom and friend Jim, watch Episode 6 of the well-known horny fever dream known as Riverdale. Story poi...
ListenARRTI 5: Betty's Hot Mug O 'Chup(S1:E5) from 2020-09-15T09:00
Hey all! Welcome to episode 5 of A Riverdale Runs Through It! We cover Season 1 Episode 5 of this sad poem wrapped in drama and deep-fried in coconut oil otherwise known as Riverdale. Story beat...
ListenARRTI 4: It's Jerry Hour! (S1:E4) from 2020-09-08T09:00
Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 1 Episode 4 of the starchy water-covered, spider-infested drug trip that is The CW's Riverdale! Some plot points...
ListenARRTI 3: Archie Is The Kid from Strega Nona (S1:E3) from 2020-09-01T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we take a slow jaunt through Season 1 Episode 3 of the wildly popular, not at all emotionally draining, hit show Riverdale! Story beats inc...
ListenARRTI 2: Cheryl, The Spider Queen (S1:E2) from 2020-08-25T09:00
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 2 of the hit seminal classic, emotional roller coaster Riverdale! Story beats include Veronica trying to mak...
ListenARRTI 1: Fingerless Smithers (S1:E1) from 2020-08-18T09:00
Hello friends! Welcome to the first episode of A Riverdale Runs Through It (ARRTI) a podcast where Matt's mom watches an episode of the CW's Riverdale and then tries to explain it to Matt who ha...
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