Podcasts by The SLOB Show

Portillos Spicy Chicken Sandwich! SLOB Show #23 from 2021-05-19T21:55:25

Portillos has a new spicy chicken sandwich. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Wednesdays at 3:15PM (CT). --- Support this podcast: Listen

The Greatest Burger King Hack Ever! SLOB Show #22 from 2021-05-12T21:44:33

Abe discovered the greatest Burger King hack ever. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT).

Walking 14 Blocks Drunk With Gout - SLOB Show #21 from 2021-05-05T21:25:05

Roker tells us tales of his disgusting trips to New Orleans. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT). 

Special Guest Matt Scarano - Perfect BLT - SLOB Show #20 from 2021-04-28T21:22:27

We are joined by BLT expert Matt Scarano. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.

Car Seat Bacon. SLOB Show #19 from 2021-04-20T20:47:58

Abe was shocked when he found a slice of bacon on his seat. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.

The Pit Stop Technique. SLOB Show #18 from 2021-04-13T21:19:10

Who is the biggest slob of the week? We also cover the pit stop technique and other world-renowned tips. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.  --- Sup...

We Are Back! SLOB Show #17 from 2021-04-06T21:14:34

After a few months away, we are back! We now stream the SLOB Show live at 3 PM(CT) on Tuesdays on all "Abe Kanan" social media and platforms. 

NEW EPISODES ARE COMING VERY SOON! from 2021-03-16T02:56:05

Sorry for the delay. I am in the process of moving, and my home studio is in boxes. As soon as I’m settled in, I plan on at least weekly episodes of the podcast. In the meantime, go back to the arc...

The Slob Show Podcast #16 from 2020-11-17T21:39:43

Abe is joined by Roker and Bass. Thanksgiving dinner and many other topics are discussed. 

The Slob Show Podcast #15 from 2020-10-17T18:21:56

Store-bought mashed potatoes are the main topic of this episode of the SLOB Show. Abe, Roker, and Bass also discuss Roker's unbelievable amount of Jersey Mike's Shore Points. 

Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #10 from 2020-08-26T19:13:28

Ryan and Sam join me to discuss the new WWE Thunderdome and everything else going on in the world of wrestling. 

The Abe Kanan Show Podcast #1 from 2020-08-24T22:13:09

The two youths, Eddie and Case, join me. We talked about high school coaches, subs, meeting the band Hinder, and your questions.  --- Support this podcast: Listen

Bloody Skull 21 Years Later from 2020-08-14T04:57:30

Sam Kanan and I, who starred in the cult classic "Bloody Skull," sit down with radio legend James VanOsdol to discuss the film 21 years later.

The Slob Show Podcast #14 - 8-6-2020 from 2020-08-10T06:34:18

Abe and Roker talk about their birthday meals. Also discussed are Abe's gallbladder and Roker’s ears. --- Support this podcast: https:...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD #182 - 7/7/2020 from 2020-07-07T23:14:48

I am joined by Bass. We talk about Bass' car getting destroyed, Abe's childhood, wearing zubaz to a wake, Fogo De Chao pit stop technique, more retention department hacks, talking to people on the ...

The Slob Show Podcast #13 - 7-2-2020 from 2020-07-02T23:45:18

Abe was in the hospital for a week. We discuss on this week's episode of The Slob Show. We also talk about trying to live the slob lifestyle post-surgery. I am joined Roker.  --- Support this po...

The Slob Show Podcast #12 - 6-5-2020 from 2020-06-09T15:11:18

Abe Kanan and Roker discuss the legendary trip to the Sterling Brunch Buffet in Las Vegas. We discuss ll you can eat lobster and the unfortunate aftermath.

Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #9 - 5-29-2020 from 2020-05-30T01:40:34

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss...

1. The current state of wrestling

2. Abe's controversial haircut

3. How do wrestling announcers know the changed name Listen

The Voices In My Head #2 - 5-28-2020 from 2020-05-28T01:05:35

The Voices In My Head #2.

1. I talk about my favorite character in cinema history.

2. I play my favorite prank call out of the thousands that I have made.

3. I tell the clas...

The Voices In My Head #1 - 5-26-2020 from 2020-05-26T01:51:45

The Voices In My Head #1.

1. I am joined by Ryan Manno to explain the Genesis of this new podcast.

2. I am disappointed with the quarantine songs put out by Metallica and my hero P...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 11 - 4-24-2020 from 2020-04-24T23:51:14

Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass talk about ordering food and trying to live the Slob Show lifestyle while under quarantine. Excuse the audio, of course we had to use zoom. --- Support this podcast: <...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 10 - 2-27-2020 from 2020-02-27T23:58:58

Abe Kanan and Roker discuss... 1. Abe almost got killed because of a fast food app 2. Run-ins with police stories 3. Chicago court incidents 4. Roker presents Abe with a major gift 5. Abe is willi...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 9 - 12-19-2019 from 2019-12-20T00:35:34

Abe Kanan and Roker talk about... 1. New Star Wars Movie 2. Eating at movies 3. Jersey Mike's text code 4. The aftermath of eating a Jersey Mike's giant sub 5. Bang-Bang 6. Entertainment coupon bo...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 8 - 11-26-2019 from 2019-11-26T18:52:42

Episode 8 topics... 1. Roker gets prank called by Abe about his broken refrigerator 2. Candy 3. Chocolate covered Gummy Bears 4. Story of Abe breaking through the glass of a vending machine 5. Vid...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 7- 11-13-2019 from 2019-11-13T22:48:30

Episode 7 topics... 1. Lot's of talk about the loo 2. Roker's Bunny Ranch update 3. Charging for extra mayo is blasphemy 4. Food Timing 5. New Orleans Food --- Support this podcast: Listen

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 6 - 9-24-2019 from 2019-09-24T21:28:11

Episode 6 topics... 1. Abe dressed like Roker and Bass 2. Slob Show Breakfast Sandwich 3. Abe took relationship with Dunkin Doughnuts barista to next level 4. Tons of other Slob Show tips! --- ...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 8 - 8-1-2019 from 2019-08-02T01:46:39

Episode 8 topics... 1. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash remember everything 2. The Bret Hart trash talking formula 3. The Genius Lanny Poffo 4. Watching old wrestling matches 5. Harley Race 6. WWE Kings ...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 5 - 6-20-2019 from 2019-06-20T23:05:25

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan and Roker. Two friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 5 topics... 1. The Slob Show Whopper 2. Buying clothes and h...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 181 - 6/20/2019 from 2019-06-20T18:07:59

Episode 181 topics... 1. People with Amazon wish lists 2. Waking up with a huge lump sum of money in your account 3. People who are embarrassed by their partners 4. O.J Simpson on Twitter 5. Taking...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 7 - 6-5-2019 from 2019-06-06T02:59:46

Episode 7 topics 1. Wrestling spoilers 2. Blood Money PPV 3. The Saudi Arabia PPV is awful but we would take the money 4. Stuff we would do for money 5. AEW 6. The Judas Effect finishing move 7. N...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 180 - 6/1/2019 from 2019-06-02T03:02:01

Episode 180 topics... 1. O.J Simpson ha sex with Kris Jenner 2. Ideas for celebrities on all currency 3. Elvis impersonator who worked at a gas station 4. People who bought a Harley and now only we...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 6 - 5-7-2019 from 2019-05-08T03:12:54

Episode 6 topics... 1. Sam gets mad at Abe for sending a reminder text 2. WWE wild card rule 3. Current WWE product needs help 4. The old way to get ratings compared to current 5. Vince offering t...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 5 - 4-19-2019 from 2019-04-19T21:47:49

Episode 5 topics... 1. The Viking Experience 2. Wrestling groupies and people losing their girlfriends 3. The KLIQ probably traded Polaroids of their ladies 4. Scott Steiner at independent events 5...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 179 - 4/18/2019 from 2019-04-19T00:35:50

Episode 179 topics... 1. Rap songs written by Abe and Bass 2. Bass' horrible wedding DJ 3. The release of the Robert Kraft massage parlor video 4. Abe overestimated a guys weight and ruined the gu...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 4 - 4-18-2019 from 2019-04-18T22:10:27

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 4 topics... 1. Movies that Abe and Roker have appe...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 4 - 4-5-2019 from 2019-04-05T06:46:12

Episode 4 topics... 1. Tony Schiavone classic clip 2. Why does Raw feel different today compared to attitude era 3. Bringing signs to Raw 4. John Oliver wrestling segment 5. Racism in wrestling 6....

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 3 - 3-19-2019 from 2019-03-20T02:39:50

Episode 3 topics... 1. Stu Hart tortured everyone in the dungeon 2. Bret Hart "Wrestling With Shadows" documentary 3. Undertaker/ Mankind Hell in a Cell match revisited 4. Chris Benoit brain damag...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 3 - 3-19-2019 from 2019-03-19T23:51:27

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 3 topics... 1. Abe's current favorite meal was ruin...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 2 - 2-28-2019 from 2019-03-01T04:10:35

Episode 2 topics... 1. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine was super racist 2. Ronda and Becky feud 3. Getting threatened by someone that can kick your ass 4. We used to get Ronda Rousey on our radio show ...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 2 - 2-28-2019 from 2019-02-28T22:25:34

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 2 topics... 1. Code red situation at Ricobenes 2. G...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 178 - 2/22/2019 from 2019-02-22T22:00:05

Episode 178 topics... 1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's 2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast 3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys 4. Abe was...

VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 1 - 2-21-2019 from 2019-02-22T01:45:39

Episode 1 topics... 1. The genesis of this podcast 2. Bret Hart and his anger 3. Andre the Giant and old wrestling stories 4. The reason why moments used to seem more special 5. Finishing moves 6. ...

THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 1 - 2-18-2019 from 2019-02-18T20:31:48

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 1 topics... 1. Why we are the Slob Show 2. Slob lif...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 177 - 2/7/2019 from 2019-02-08T04:54:59

Episode 177 topics... 1. Check in with Sam after a Dentist visit 2. People who get angry when you ask questions 3. A demanded apology from Chicago Bulls broadcaster 4. Abe, for the third time, was ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 176 - 1/17/2019 from 2019-01-18T04:51:27

Episode 176 topics... 1. Question: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show 2. Talking to people in elevators 3. People who unfriend you on Facebook and then die 4. The White House fast food feast 5. ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 175 - 1/4/2019 from 2019-01-05T03:28:14

Episode 175 topics... 1. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #1 2. Cell phone greetings 3. Cleanliness with couples 4. R Kelly documentary 5. Cheetahs are now on Abe's "Do Not Disturb" list 6. Abe ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 174 - 12/14/2018 from 2018-12-15T04:32:39

Episode 174 topics... 1. People who think they look young 2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media 3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer 4. Police offic...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 173 - 11/29/2018 from 2018-11-30T04:15:49

Episode 173 topics... 1. Sam and Bass return 2. Great new retention department equivalent tip 3. Fast food apps 4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows 5. Erectile dysfunction commercials 6. Snoo...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 172 - 11/10/2018 from 2018-11-10T23:42:45

Episode 172 topics... 1. The real heel in Willy Wonka 2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on 3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring 4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 171 - 10/18/2018 from 2018-10-19T03:06:17

Episode 171 topics... 1. Where has Sam been 2. Fantasy Football 3. Dennis Hof Death 4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up 5. More on Dennis Hof 6. Abe almost died eating pizza 7. Th...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 170 - 9/24/2018 from 2018-09-25T00:46:37

Episode 170 topics... 1. Failed Facebook Live session 2. People who always talk to you about the same thing 3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship 4. Bert and Ernie 5. Ridiculous Bradley...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 169 - 9/21/2018 from 2018-09-21T21:52:28

Episode 169 topics... 1. Free food always tastes better 2. Worst places to use the bathroom 3. Sites that don't have a door on the bathroom stall 4. Airport bathroom dilemma 5. The old son that wal...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 168 - 9/4/2018 from 2018-09-05T02:00:10

Episode 168 topics... 1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks 2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy 3. Old school blocked calls 4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas wo...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 167 - 8/20/2018 from 2018-08-20T16:19:22

Episode 167 topics... 1. Spam Calls 2. People who mess up basic names 3. Winning money playing craps 4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon 5. People's mindset in Vegas 6. Places where ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 166 - 8/9/2018 from 2018-08-10T02:43:32

Episode 166 topics... 1. Weird radio people 2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza 3. Radio people love to recite their resume's and retweet compliments 4. Music festivals shouldn't be as long 5. Kids tr...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 165 - 7/24/2018 from 2018-07-25T02:12:06

Episode 165 topics... 1. Abe's new bidet 2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage 3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job 4. The bidet in full detail 5. The word "literally" n...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 164 - 7/10/2018 from 2018-07-11T01:59:08

Episode 164 topics... 1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018 2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids 3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk 4. Locker room reporters 5. Slob Blog 6....

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 163 - 6/28/2018 from 2018-06-29T01:33:51

Episode 163 topics... 1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys 2. Three tragic deaths this week 3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident 4. What are omen who showed boobs...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 - 6/13/2018 from 2018-06-14T01:39:16

Episode 162 topics... 1. Abe's great basketball achievements 2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty 3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video 4. More thought should be put into who people have kid...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 - 6/12/2018 from 2018-06-13T01:22:33

Episode 161 topics... 1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school 2. Getting out of tickets 3. Life hacks 4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets 5. Los Angeles bad nei...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 - 5/23/2018 from 2018-05-24T03:43:38

Episode 160 topics... 1. Ryan's wedding 2. Sam's wedding 3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding 4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled 5. Coast to coast in a week 6. Misfits ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 - 5/8/2018 from 2018-05-09T02:50:30

Episode 159 topics... 1. The unemployed routine 2. Jersey Mike's obsession 3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs 4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't 5. Gambling strategy 6. Bad things only...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 - 4/25/2018 from 2018-04-26T04:17:53

Episode 158 topics... 1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette 2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave 3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 - 4/12/2018 from 2018-04-13T02:18:23

Episode 157 topics... 1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd 2. Why a lot of women like jerks 3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian 4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models 5. NBA eq...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018 from 2018-04-02T23:44:27

Episode 156 topics... 1. A major return to the podcast 2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap 3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles 4. Abe's airbnb issue 5. Crazy lady in San Diego ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018 from 2018-03-22T03:03:20

Episode 155 topics... 1. Abe created the selfie 2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach 3. Meeting celebrities on the street 4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo 5....

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018 from 2018-03-12T00:44:05

Episode 154 topics... 1. Abe wrote a punk song 2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head 3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop 4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show 5. Abe has to take...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018 from 2018-02-14T03:34:47

Episode 153 topics... 1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast 2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website 3. People with near death experiences usually do not change 4. taxes 5. Wome...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 - 2/6/2018 from 2018-02-07T02:49:37

Episode 152 topics... 1. Sam is asked a random question 2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop 3. Rocky statue 4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago 5. Good Son final scene 6. Aunt Be...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018 from 2018-01-24T03:26:20

Episode 151 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever 3. Men and women take compliments differently 4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident 5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesn...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 - 1/10/2018 from 2018-01-10T17:51:22

Episode 150 topics... 1. Button junk 2. Weird naked locker room stuff 3. people who want to "work in" at the gym 4. Abe's emergency situation 5. Does running water help you in bathroom 6. Animals e...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 - 1/3/2018 from 2018-01-04T03:11:13

Episode 149 topics... 1. Abe's tickets 2. Always have an excuse on tap for everything 3. People who want you to help them move 4. Bass' Ric Flair rap song 5. Abe's new diet (intermittent fasting) 6...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 148 - 12/13/2017 from 2017-12-14T02:37:46

Episode 148 topics... 1. Fake cowboys 2. Roy Moore 3. Mug shots when getting door kicked in are never good 4. Get arrested with or without pants on 5. Abe got scammed by chiropractor 6. What happen...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 - 12/5/2017 from 2017-12-06T02:14:43

Episode 147 topics... 1. Calling in sick 2. Album with people calling in sick 3. Waking up three minutes before school 4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick 5. Managers who talk sick p...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 - 11/28/2017 from 2017-11-29T02:53:21

Episode 146 topics... 1. The fake royal family 2. Prince Harry and new fiance 3. Prince Charles is a loser 4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King 5. Can Michael Jackson kno...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 - 11/14/2017 from 2017-11-15T02:14:23

Episode 145 topics... 1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket 2. Strategically placed guitars 3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records 4. New Farm House Burger King Burger 5. Burger King...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 - 11/2/2017 from 2017-11-02T16:41:26

Episode 144 topics... 1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating 2. Horrible costumes 3. Fox World Series commentary team 4. Hollywood predators 5. Old men who wink 6. Abe broke the Vega...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 - 10/24/2017 from 2017-10-25T02:20:23

Episode 143 topics... 1. Sam gives an update on himself 2. Sam making money off people waiting in line 3. Nintendo championships 4. Prostitutes mixed in with video games and nerds 5. People with ca...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017 from 2017-10-19T17:03:52

Episode 142 topics... 1. The podcast will never end 2. Abe got a diamond card at casino 3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him 4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment 5. Old guy who used t...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 141 - 10/4/2017 from 2017-10-04T16:28:17

Episode 141 topics... 1. Bass breaking Tom Petty news 2. Final Tweets 3. Social media arguments 4. Going back to the past and betting on sports games 5. Traveling before the internet --- Support...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 140 - 9/27/2017 from 2017-09-28T01:24:49

Episode 140 topics... 1. New iPhone update 2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip 3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards 4. Kids who get held back in school...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 139 - 9/12/2017 from 2017-09-13T03:17:19

Episode 139 topics... 1. Worst sideline reporter ever 2. Worst apology ever 3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase 4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them 5. Fight attendant went out...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 138 - 8/22/2017 from 2017-08-23T01:54:11

Episode 138 topics... 1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number 2. Kyrie Irving trade 3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters 4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 - 8/15/2017 from 2017-08-16T01:47

Episode 137 topics... 1. Bass' Los Angeles trip 2. Bass slept at a random radio station 3. Sleeping at airport 4. People who hold torches 5. People who care about Robert E. Lee 6. The only statue A...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 136 - 8/9/2017 from 2017-08-10T01:43:18

Episode 136 topics... 1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco 2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection 3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself 4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 - 7/31/2017 from 2017-08-01T01:06:11

Episode 135 topics... 1. The slot machine controversy 2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test 3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him 4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint 5. Abe'...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017 from 2017-07-19T00:50:49

Episode 134 topics... 1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy 2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony 3. Rocky was an A-hole 4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends 5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon a...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 - 6/28/2017 from 2017-06-29T02:06:04

Episode 133 topics... 1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy 2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard 3. Sam was double slighted 4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam 5. Danny ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 - 6/20/2017 from 2017-06-21T00:20:18

Episode 132 topics... 1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos 2. People who lie 3. Abe's interrogation technique 4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters 5. Peo...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 131 - 6/14/2017 from 2017-06-14T16:25:46

Episode 131 topics... 1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www.VinArmani.com 2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000 3. Vin's real name and identity 4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig 5. Germaphobe e...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 130 - 6/8/2017 from 2017-06-09T01:37:08

Episode 130 topics... 1. Abe accidentally shaved beard 2. Abe's current beard... https://goo.gl/images/OYeC9f 3. X-Pac got a yeast infection 4. Bill Maher controversy 5. Bass feud with Man versus ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 129 - 6/2/2017 from 2017-06-02T18:07:19

Episode 129 topics... 1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com 2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower 3. Showering in high school 4. Celebrities running for President 5. St...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017 from 2017-05-23T17:07:32

Episode 128 topics... 1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com 2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game 3. Chris Cornell tributes 4. Musicians being political 5. Onesie's 6. Rock S...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 127 - 5/11/2017 from 2017-05-11T21:11:38

Episode 127 topics... 1. King Friday's kingdom 2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies 3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters 4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform 5. Hipst...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 126 - 4/26/2017 from 2017-04-27T01:29:09

Episode 126 topics... 1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball 2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people 3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms 4. Michael Jordan in social media er...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 125 - 4/19/2017 from 2017-04-20T01:26:47

Episode 125 topics... 1. April the Giraffe 2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop 3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza 4. Guys who like free VIP areas 5. People who get drugs for bands...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 - 4/11/2017 from 2017-04-11T17:03:04

Episode 124 topics... 1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center 2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments 3. Old people who still think adults are children 4. Viagra on steroids commercial...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 123 - 3/29/2017 from 2017-03-29T17:10:07

Episode 123 topics... 1. Vicious text threads 2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation 3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car 4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer 5. Guy at open mic ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 122 - 3/21/2017 from 2017-03-22T01:25:09

Episode 122 topics... 1. Fake band performances 2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck 3. Jerry Krause death 4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room 5. Most reporters in locker rooms see...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 121 - 3/21/2017 from 2017-03-21T22:40:02

Episode 121 topics... 1. WWE's Paige in sex video 2. Every sex tape is must see 3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes 4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert 5. Dumb people are easy t...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 120 - 3/13/2017 from 2017-03-13T14:59:36

Episode 120 topics... 1. Free leather jackets at casino 2. Strip club and bachelor party talk 3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident 4. Walking around naked 5. Racists make an ex...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 119 - 2/27/2017 from 2017-02-27T19:15:29

Episode 119 topics... 1. Oscar's 2. The need to report deaths on text threads 3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw 4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV 5. Guy who was hitting on girl a...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 118 - 2/16/2017 from 2017-02-17T01:28:14

Episode 118 topics... 1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show 2. The history of this show/podcast 3. Naked blow drying at the gym 4. People who don't wear underwear 5. Sk...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 117 - 2/8/2017 from 2017-02-09T01:47:24

Episode 117 topics... 1. Bass almost died 2. Puking knee pad idea 3. Abe's final wishes 4. Sam's VIP list for wake 5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake 6. People who give long lead up to r...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 116 - 1/23/2017 from 2017-01-24T00:14:36

Episode 116 topics... 1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles 2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain 3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor 4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair 5...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 115 - 1/12/2017 from 2017-01-13T02:32:22

Episode 115 topics... 1. Bass ponytail final update 2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass 3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte 4. Half and half great debate and taste ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 114 - 12/27/2016 from 2016-12-28T01:06:43

Episode 114 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Celebrities keep dying 3. Bass ponytail update 4. Do people with band tattoo's have sex with the bands 5. Mean nerd at Apple Store 6. Abe met Kenny Williams ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 113 - 12/22/2016 from 2016-12-22T14:57:01

Episode 113 topics... 1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame 2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat 3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles 4. The rea...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 112 - 12/13/2016 from 2016-12-14T02:37:58

Episode 112 topics... 1. Street fight videos and people who fight 2. The weight loss drug that made you poop pants is back 3. Kanye West and Donald Trump meeting 4. Any African American guy can qui...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 111 - 12/8/2016 from 2016-12-09T01:56:32

Episode 111 topics... 1. Abe's hatred of kangaroos 2. Kangaroo attacks and fights 3. What would happen if any of us fought a kangaroo 4. Matt Leinart's Twitter description 5. R. Kelly junk segment ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 110 - 12/2/2016 from 2016-12-02T23:35:51

Episode 110 topics... 1. Taking shirt off when eating 2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard 3. Messy foods 4. Things that are similar with babies and old people 5. Abe want's to go out like ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 109 - 11/22/2016 from 2016-11-23T02:02:28

Episode 109 topics... 1. New David Blaine special 2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter 3. Steroid cheats in NFL 4. President Obama and Ted Nugent 5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors 6. Cats could ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 108 - 11/14/2016 from 2016-11-14T21:44:37

Episode 108 topics... 1. Cubs shock wave effect 2. People who live in "the bush" 3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign 4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done? 5. Abe'...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 107 - 11/9/2016 from 2016-11-10T01:25:59

Episode 107 topics... 1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne 2. Cubs and election social media posts 3. Linkedin is creepy 4. The door knob and safety game 5. Cubs and Sox 6. Steroid wing in hall...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 106 - 10/27/2016 from 2016-10-27T17:07:48

Episode 106 topics... 1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen 2. Scottie is know for having big junk 3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk 4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 105 - 10/20/2016 from 2016-10-21T01:33:32

Episode 105 topics... 1. Sox and cubs fans 2. People who fight at sports games 3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter 4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament 5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 104 - 10/11/2016 from 2016-10-12T00:39:33

Episode 104 topics... 1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters 2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives 3. Men who hold down women 4. Chicago mar...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 103 - 10/4/2016 from 2016-10-04T20:31:35

Episode 103 topics... 1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day 2. Noah's Arc 3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story 4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art 5. People who dona...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 102 - 9/27/2016 from 2016-09-28T03:21:33

Episode 102 topics... 1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute 2. Tom Collins history 3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school 4. Sam's work and life advice 5. Slob who had sandwich remnants ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 101 - 9/15/2016 from 2016-09-15T16:44:02

Episode 101 topics... Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016 from 2016-09-08T02:49:56

Episode 100 topics... 1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe 2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver 3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's 4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers 5. Denver smell...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 99 - 9/1/2016 from 2016-09-02T03:21:14

Episode 99 topics... 1. Guy died from a hickey 2. You can't die in your dreams 3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head 4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name 5. Bass was on Steve...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 98 - 8/23/2016 from 2016-08-24T03:11:30

Episode 98 topics... 1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton 2. Celebrities who still have an aura 3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible 4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their s...

ABE KANAN AND EVIL DAVE ON HOWARD STERN SHOW from 2016-08-17T21:59:02

Evil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago eve...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 97 - 8/10/2016 from 2016-08-10T16:33:06

Episode 97 topics... 1. Doo Wop could end gang violence 2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot 3. Boob guys 4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties 5. Perverted gymnastics coaches 6. Questioni...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 96 - 8/4/2016 from 2016-08-04T20:01:17

Episode 96 topics... 1. Abe and President Obama birthdays 2. New radio studios 3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills 4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures 5. Guys who take off their shirt...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 95 - 7/27/2016 from 2016-07-28T03:23:54

Episode 95 topics... 1. Levy Media Anniversary 2. Fake radio jobs 3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges 4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President 5. Abe gives good advic...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 94 - 7/19/2016 from 2016-07-19T23:22:02

Episode 94 topics... 1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test 2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax 3. People who beg for free tickets 4. Guns N' Roses talk 5. People who aren't smart 6. Radio sur...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 93 - 7/6/2016 from 2016-07-07T03:11:26

Episode 93 topics... 1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls 2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams 3. People who are still shooting off fireworks 4. Amateur firework shows alway...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 - 6/29/2016 from 2016-06-30T01:05:44

Episode 92 topics... 1. The snooze button is like being a hostage 2. Morning mask invention 3. Sam's asshole 5AM text 4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming 5. Sam says that Abe sleeps...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 91 - 6/21/2016 from 2016-06-22T02:03:01

Episode 91 topics... 1. Steph Curry's wife 2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce 3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce 4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife...

PAUL STANLEY INTERVIEW 97.9 THE LOOP 6 - 16 from 2016-06-16T15:05:28

Paul Stanley enjoys Abe Kanan's impression of him on the Mancow show on 97.9 The Loop in Chicago. --- Support this podcast: https://anc...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016 from 2016-06-16T02:39:47

Episode 90 topics... 1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip 2. People who keep posting stuff about guns 3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set 4. Bass disappea...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 89 - 6/7/2016 from 2016-06-08T01:09:43

Episode 89 topics... 1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant 2. Abe's love of watermelon 3. Abe' online casino victory 4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 88 - 6/1/2016 from 2016-06-02T01:34:46

Episode 88 topics... 1. Guys who love guns and cigars 2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball 3. Sam playing the game "HORSE" talk 4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage dur...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 - 5/24/2016 from 2016-05-25T03:36:08

Episode 87 topics... 1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry 2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump 3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenera...

Abe Kanan on Fishing from 2016-05-23T17:53:32

Abe Kanan on Fishing. Subscribe to the Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Podcast on iTunes here... https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/abe-kanan-on-hold/id860445250?mt=2 --- Support this podcast: Listen

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 86 - 5/18/2016 from 2016-05-19T01:07:31

Episode 86 topics... 1. Facebook is full of useless information 2. Abe's pathetic trip to casino buffet 3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face 4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 - 5/10/2016 from 2016-05-11T03:19:43

Episode 85 topics... 1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam 2. Fantasy football talk 3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious 4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 84 - 5/3/2016 from 2016-05-04T01:11:59

Episode 84 topics... 1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms 2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks 3. The naked 7-second rule 4. Ted Cruz drops out 5. Open shower should be abolished 6. Peo...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 83 - 4/26/2016 from 2016-04-27T01:08:34

Episode 83 topics... 1. Lazy payroll people 2. Abe feels bad for Possum's 3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video 4. Hipsters ruin everything 5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 82 - 4/20/2016 from 2016-04-21T01:47:07

Episode 82 topics... 1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story 2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency 3. Thumb in belly button technique 4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 81 - 4/12/2016 from 2016-04-13T01:36:30

Episode 81 topics... 1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list 2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends 3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis 4...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 80 - 3/29/2016 from 2016-03-30T02:32:01

Episode 80 topics... 1. Changes to the podcast 2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push 3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert 4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike 5....

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 - 3/22/2016 from 2016-03-23T01:03:20

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio 3. Final Tweet before dying 4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal 5...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 78 - 3/16/2016 from 2016-03-17T00:46:05

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' latest excuse for being late 2. Sam's hair trigger 3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work 4. People who bring kids to work 5...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 77 - 3/8/2016 from 2016-03-09T01:50:29

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts 2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him 3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump 4. God doesn't ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 76 - 3/1/2016 from 2016-03-02T01:31:35

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's Mexican food double coma 2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique 3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast 4. A...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 75 - 2/24/2016 from 2016-02-25T02:00:19

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score? 2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck 3. People who talk about the weather all the time 4. Indiana s...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 74 - 2/16/2016 from 2016-02-17T02:53:32

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building 2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building 3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 poun...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 73 - 2/9/2016 from 2016-02-10T00:30:44

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe and Bass working in same building again 2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch 3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation 4...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 72 - 2/3/2016 from 2016-02-04T03:46:36

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas 2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss 3. Sam's bowling team tryout 4. People versus OJ Simpso...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 - 1/26/2016 from 2016-01-27T01:42:29

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself 2. Sponsorship's 3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants 4. Diseased sex offer 5. Birth co...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 - 1/18/2016 from 2016-01-19T01:39:38

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast intros are dumb 2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist 3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective 4. Lesbi...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 - 1/5/2016 from 2016-01-06T01:36:47

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes 2. People who tell people to say hi to people 3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year 4. C...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 68 - 12/29/2015 from 2015-12-30T00:37:29

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement 2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement 3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix? 4. Do street hookers...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 67 - 12/16/2015 from 2015-12-17T02:18:12

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Recap of the lost podcast 2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet 3. Junk placement when on a toilet 4. Abe thinks bathrooms sho...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 66 - 12/8/2015 from 2015-12-09T02:08:55

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Strip club promotions and stripper resume's 2. Motels with outside entrance's make Abe fear for his life 3. Ryan doesn't care about "what you've been up to" 4...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 65 - 12/2/2015 from 2015-12-03T04:23:19

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. San Bernardino tragedy 2. Jay The Gay Glory Hole presentation 3. Facebook political hounds 4. Ryan's fake bodyguard 5. Amy Schumer isn't as fat as she ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 64 - 11/24/2015 from 2015-11-25T02:14:43

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Not sure if eating Bass would be delicious or not 2. Mohel sucking blood custom is gross 3. New Charlie Sheen headline is worse than HIV hea...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 63 - 11/17/2015 from 2015-11-18T01:48:22

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam announcement update 2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle 3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar 4. Sam's high school jobs 5. Nintendo blowing ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 62 - 11/11/2015 from 2015-11-12T04:22:19

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to "holla at him!" 2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen 3. New entry to things you can't look cool doing ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 61 - 11/3/2015 from 2015-11-04T04:21:02

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Transplant team truck 2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background 3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements 4. Abe ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 60 - 10/27/2015 from 2015-10-28T03:26:02

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee 2. Abe's scheme to get into the concert 3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot 4. Ryan and his gi...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 59 - 10/20/2015 from 2015-10-21T01:01:45

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games 2. If the world ends, we aren't ready to go yet 3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room 4. Abe's swearing foot d...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 58 - 10/14/2015 from 2015-10-15T03:24:15

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. The Cubs playoff run 2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous 3. Abe's swearing foot doctor 4. Caitlyn stopping by to se...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 57 - 10/6/2015 from 2015-10-07T03:33:56

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast 2. Sam's excuse for not being on last week 3. Danny Gaga fell at his party 4. Kordell Stewart ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 56 - 9/29/2015 from 2015-09-30T03:50:21

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss... 1. Sludge couldn't originally come on because his back hurt 2. Reasons sludge doesn't talk to Bass 3. The Pope was in Sludge's city of Philadelphi...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 55 - 9/22/2015 from 2015-09-23T03:38:16

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass should have been in a Doo Wop group 2. Sam and Abe snuck backstage at Farm Aid 3. Guy in wheel chair miraculously walked and then fough...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 54 - 9/14/2015 from 2015-09-15T02:45:57

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Technical difficulties 2. Sam explains why he has to leave early 3. Ryan played Oregon Trail 4. Abe was involved in huge fire 5. Why your outfi...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 53 - 9/8/2015 from 2015-09-09T02:58:22

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back 2. Ryan slept at a hospital 3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing 4. People who scream...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 52 - 9/2/2015 from 2015-09-03T02:15:55

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's injured while helping Abe move 2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network 3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day 4. Sammy th...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 51 - 8/25/2015 from 2015-08-26T02:37:42

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions... 1. Homeless guys with swagger 2. To, too, two, and 2 3. Kids and sports 4. Manning family and Cooper Manning 5. Air sho...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 50 - 8/18/2015 from 2015-08-19T04:13:40

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Patrick Kane allegations 2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted 3. Abe as President would be hilarious 4. Columbia House filed bankrup...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 49 - 8/12/2015 from 2015-08-12T23:34:26

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including... 1. White Men Can't Jump Courts 2. The Dresden 3. Homeless people in Santa Monica 4. The Magic Speaker ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 48 - 8/4/2015 from 2015-08-04T23:48:04

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe 2. Abe's birthday, and people who love their birthday's 3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcom...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 47 - 7/28/2015 from 2015-07-29T03:12:45

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp 2. The molester bedroom 3. Abe on UFC embedded 4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin 5. Hogan ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 46 - 7/21/2015 from 2015-07-21T23:44:45

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer 2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles 3. Getting eaten by a shark 4. Pathetic trip to the beach 5. Abe almost...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 45 - 7/14/2015 from 2015-07-15T02:58:59

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss... 1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live 2. Vegas 3 UFC fight 4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio 5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird 6. Guy with no legs got k...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 44 - 7/7/2015 from 2015-07-08T02:54:19

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Jared from Subway in trouble 2. Guy in Olive Garden bathroom did something disgusting 3. Jared from Subway is a hot free agent for other su...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 43 - 6/30/2015 from 2015-07-01T02:48:05

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf 2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ] 3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop 4. Rya...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 42 - 6/23/2015 from 2015-06-24T02:56:15

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan visiting Chicago 2. Abe's idea of fine dining 3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club 4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 41 - 6/16/2015 from 2015-06-17T02:57:09

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Periscope 2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood 3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode 4. Sam's hatred of hockey 5. 3 second rule do...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 40 - 6/9/2015 from 2015-06-10T03:17:55

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. People who don't know how to google stuff 2. Redneck women Walmart brawl 3. Assholes who demand respect 4. People who stare you down 5. Put...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 39 - 6/2/2015 from 2015-06-03T02:56:07

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's "little" cold 2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity 3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs 4. What is "OK" to make jokes ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 38 - 5/26/2015 from 2015-05-27T03:02:39

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss... 1. Jay The Gay's history with the show 2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves 3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together 4. Most people shouldn't wear sho...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 37 - 5/19/2015 from 2015-05-20T03:19:29

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass has a "BIG cold" 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is t...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 36 - 5/12/2015 from 2015-05-13T02:58

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fu...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 - 5/5/2015 from 2015-05-06T03:11:24

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 34 - 4/28/2015 from 2015-04-29T04:30:10

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss... 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe's "HARD" nap 3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan's garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Wh...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 33 - 4/20/2015 from 2015-04-21T02:41:11

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant woul...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 32 - 4/14/2015 from 2015-04-15T02:57:01

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 31 - 4/7/2015 from 2015-04-08T02:28:09

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 30 - 3/31/2015 from 2015-04-01T02:49:12

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves ...

ABE KANAN SHOW FLASHBACK - Mr Sam - 3-24-2015 from 2015-03-24T23:52:24

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping. --- Support this podcast: Listen

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 29 - 3/17/2015 from 2015-03-18T03:47:15

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Why we don't have an intro 2. Bass wants donations 3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea 4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation 5...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 28 - 3/10/2015 from 2015-03-11T03:45:27

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass 2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill 3. Abe acts pathetic talkin...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 27 - 3/3/2015 from 2015-03-04T04:56:24

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld 2. Abe's radio cluster idea 3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club 4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise ide...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 26 - 2/21/2015 from 2015-02-21T20:18:27

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss... 1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast 2. Bass called himself Super Dad 3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea 4. State of Ryan and Sludge's frie...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 25 - 2/17/2015 from 2015-02-18T05:02:32

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car 2. People Bass follows on Twitter 3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day 4. Single people with drug...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 24 - 2/10/2015 from 2015-02-11T04:47:12

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick 2. Seth Rollins penis controversy 3. Sam's theory on Abe being proved 4. NSFW pics 5. Abe's lack of integrit...

Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-6-2015 from 2015-02-06T18:05:49

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bret Michaels diabetesand sex talk 2. At what point could we use the station bathroom 3. Plus sized model in Sports Illustrated 4. Zip pre...

Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-5-2015 from 2015-02-05T21:31:42

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe saw a church pew used to hold a parking spot 2. Chicago "dibs" on parking spots 3. Dog's on the highway 4. Quick Hits 5. Magellon pizz...

Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-3-2015 & 2-4-2015 from 2015-02-04T20:15:18

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 2-3-2015 1. Snow day in school and at work 2. Get arrested for throwing snowball 3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long 4. Dog makes Simon Co...

Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-2-2015 from 2015-02-02T20:08:20

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's manly act and saving Bass 2. Depressing Super Bowl 3. Coin Toss Bet 4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl 5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler 6. M...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 23 - 1/27/2015 from 2015-01-28T06:28:05

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass always has a new excuse 2. Sam's dog party 3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg 4. Abe's nightmare about a dog 5. The boring e...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 22 - 1/20/2015 from 2015-01-21T05:19:07

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe and Sam argue about everything 2. Abe's wrestling idea 3. Abe and the stock market 4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes 5. Loc...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 21 - 1/13/2015 from 2015-01-14T04:46:19

Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Vin Armani's Gigolos update 2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao 3. The Vin Armani "Move" 4. Discuss why Abe is exotic 5. Weirdos on social me...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 20 - 1/6/2015 from 2015-01-07T05:29:19

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans 2. Sam's horrible improv skills 3. Fake live radio shows 4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal 5. Dick Clark's ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 19 - 12/30/2014 from 2014-12-31T04:41:35

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy 2. We want one million listeners 3. Kanan Christmas tradition 4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Ch...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 18 - 12/23/2014 from 2014-12-24T04:33:06

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan 2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 17 - 11/5/2014 from 2014-12-22T22:12:40

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows 2. Ryan's Current Life 3. Sharing Passwords 4. Nik Wallenda's Tight Rope Walk 5. God's Will 6. T...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 16 - 11/1/2014 from 2014-12-22T22:10:05

Abe Kanan discusses... 1. The future of this podcast 2. My Radio Station Idea 3. Meetng Howard Stern For The First Time 4. Low Budget Street Hookers 5. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo Molester Bo...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 15 - 10/8/2014 from 2014-12-22T22:09:41

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Calling Off From School 2. Having Family Members Do your Homework 3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything 4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe 5. Ugly B...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 14 - 9/17/2014 from 2014-12-22T22:05:26

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass' First Week As A Dad 2. Breathing On Babies 3. Overriding Bass'Facebook Posts And Daily Activities 4. Adrian Peterson 5. Hazing 6. Twee...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 13 - 9/3/2014 from 2014-12-22T22:02:16

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' Baby Is A Week Away 2. Bass As A Father 3. Wes Welker Taking Molly's 4. Manning Boys Growing Up 5. Eli Manning's Girlfriends Having Sex With...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 12 - 8/14/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:59:15

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Syringe Sales 2. CD Cases Back In The Day 3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe's Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends 4. People Who Want You To Guess Th...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 11 - 7/24/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:51:34

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's Weird Al Box Set Victory Lap 2. Trading Guinea Pig For A Dog Collar 3. Bass' Quick Invitation To Sox Game 4. Girl Asked For Cocain...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 9 - 7/9/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:50:56

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Taste Of Chicago 2. Kids Outfits 3. Anthony Cumia Getting Fired 4. Tweets With Bible Verses 5. NBA Free Agents & Pathetic Teams 6. Leb...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 10 - 7/24/2014 - Buddy from 2014-12-22T21:46:17

Abe Kanan and Buddy Guy Discuss... 1. The Blues 2. Discovering Music 3. Jimi Hendrix 4. Buddy Talks About Not Knowing Chord Names 5. Trying to Learn The Blues Back In The day 6. Buddy's Hair ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 7 - 6/9/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:39:55

Abe Kanan & Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Abe & Ryan's Diet Idea 2. Old Ryan Versus New Ryan 3. Radio Program Directors 4. Cleaning Up Spills With Your Foot 5. Homeless Guy Compliments 6. Mall Kio...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 6 - 5/28/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:39:44

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's New Dog 2. Sick People 3. Bass' Hair 4. Abe's Return To The Basketball Court 5. BBQ Pitmasters Show 6. Wigs 7. Guitar Lesson T...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 8 - 6/26/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:38:45

Abe Kanan, Bass, & Sam Kanan discuss... 1. John Fogerty's Fortunate Sons 2. Writing Is Hard 3. Getting Other Peoples Mail 4. Girls Named Carol 5. Dunkin Donuts Hashbrowns 6. Bathroom Keys Con...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 5 - 5/16/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:17:25

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam and Ryan's Friedship 2. Riot Fest 3. Sam's Cell Phone 4. Bass' Trip to Los Angeles 5. Bass' Son "DJ" 6. Friendly Fast Food People ...

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 4 - 5/1/2014 from 2014-12-22T21:16:21

Abe Kanan & Roker discuss... 1. Shirtless treadmill running 2. Watching Swingers every night 3. Under Armour shirts 4. Naked weigh ins 5. Eating bread at a steak house 6. Making eye contact w...

Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #3 - 4-23-2014 from 2014-04-23T22:00

Abe Kanan & Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's messed up truck
2. Texting the word "NO"
3. Easter
4. Wet Money
5. Borrowing Stuff
6. Packers dating website
7. Network ...

Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #2 - 4-15-2014 from 2014-04-15T22:00

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's voice on the phone
2. Guys who say everything is "Gay"
3. Man Caves and the guys who own them
4. Eating alone and s...

Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #1 - 4-11-2014 from 2014-04-11T21:00

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Using a blow dryer
2. Chumlee’s super white teeth
3. The Ultimate Warrior
4. Breaking the heart of a Subway employee
5....