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Thanksgiving Unhinged from 2023-11-29T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather's got a lot to unpack. We're talking nervous breakdowns before the holiday festivities, Scarlet taking a tumble, and that's before we even ...
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Bosom Buddies with Jane Fonda from 2023-11-22T14:00
On this episode, the iconic, fearless, bad ass Jane Fonda stops by the studio. Heather and Jane talk about her life and what it means to be a boss babe and living legend even when it seems the w...
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Because You Need It (Bonus) from 2023-11-17T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is here to carry you through your Thanksgiving prep with the surprise bonus you need to get through the weekend. She’s jumping back into th...
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That's a Wrap on Special #2! from 2023-11-15T08:00
On this episode, Heather recaps the special taping in her hometown in Atlanta at the iconic Fox Theatre. However, there's no sleep over in these parts! While answering the voicemails, she t...
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The Golden Bachelorette with Robin McMahan from 2023-11-08T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from an emotional rollercoaster of a weekend, and joined by everyone’s favorite diva, Robin McMahan. Heather helps her prep for a d...
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Hot Takes in Hotlanta from 2023-11-01T07:00
On this episode, Heather reminisces about Halloween's past, early 2000's hits from 50 cent and B*Witched and other Hot Takes from yall on instagram. Then she hits the hotline to h...
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DO. BETTER. from 2023-10-25T07:00
On this episode, Heather gives thanks to all of you hussies who watched the special, gets brought back down to reality by Robin after being on the road for weeks and gets some unsolicited a...
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The Falcon from 2023-10-11T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Italy, and spilling the tea on what it’s like to be on vacation alone with Jeff, where she’s retiring, and the truth behind go...
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Your Rich BFF with Vivian Tu from 2023-10-04T07:00
Your favorite Wall Street girlie, Vivian Tu, is on the podcast to teach you everything about how to make money, how to keep it, and how to make more. New money b*tches - this one’s for you.
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It Doesn't Take a Village from 2023-09-27T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is reporting live from Canal Street after yet another wild leg of the tour. There must have been something in the water because the weekend...
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Shakin' T*ts for Cash on Netflix from 2023-09-20T15:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is finally able to make a HUGE announcement: she’s coming to Netflix baby! That’s right, her new comedy special, The Son I Never Had, is co...
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"F*ck Season" with Jared Freid from 2023-09-13T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back with friend of the pod, Jared Freid. They talk about his hilarious new Netflix special, 37 and Single, and Jared gives some sage d...
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Hot Takes with Heather from 2023-09-06T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's jumps into the Instagram DMs to answer your burning questions, and talk through a dab of trauma. She also hits the hotline to prove once ...
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JACQUELINE&The Wiener Circle from 2023-08-30T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is home from her Tour-de-America. Her feet may be swollen, but she's got a real pep in her step after bei...
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Viva Las Vegas from 2023-08-23T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off of surviving the usual Vegas madness during her stop at Wynn, and back in the LA studio to do the work right after surviving H...
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Imma Go Eat from 2023-08-16T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a personal idea she's been tinkering with for a minute, that will set your ovaries on fire. She hits the Absolutely-Not-Line to dis...
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Sky High with The Points Guy, Brian Kelly from 2023-08-09T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her dear friend, Brian Kelly AKA The Points Guy, to talk everything from the surrogate journey and being a dad, to the truth...
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Suffer in Silence from 2023-08-02T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather discusses how the Aliens have arrived, why summer reading was absolute bullshit, why women tennis players need ...
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Full Circle&Full Sweat in Firenze from 2023-07-26T07:00
On this episode the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is back from her whirlwind week abroad after stalking down Harry Styles in italy. She sweat it out in the bat...
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"Wear the Linen" with Robin McMahan from 2023-07-19T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches up with the queen of ADHD herself, Robin McMahan, her mother. They discuss goals, linen, and how to get b...
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Marine Layer from 2023-07-14T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a trip in frigid cold California with a sweaty undercarriage and anxiety to boot! Mercury must...
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"We'll Figure it Out" with Logan Crosby from 2023-07-05T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews rising country music star, Logan Crosby. They discuss what it takes to write a country song, how to ...
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And We're Having So Much Summer Fun from 2023-06-28T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is speedballing on a steroid pack post being humbled in the Hampton's and getting Rejected-then accepted...
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"Quiet Luxury" with Cammy Miller from 2023-06-23T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off the high and the hangover of her Radio City Performance- there was an epic afterparty and the next...
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Road to Radio City from 2023-06-14T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather shares the excitement, joy and fear she has rolling into one of the biggest nights of her life- Playing Radio City Music Hall. She takes a...
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Baby D'Angelo from 2023-06-07T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her shows in Dallas with a hangover and general marital agitation. She is trying to save her Jute rugs from being destroyed ...
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Tour of Trauma from 2023-05-31T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather breaks down her weekend in the NATH EAST. She describes the absolute savage tour Robin took her on around Bahstan's Lil Italy, and ho...
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"Is She Good?" - With guest, Adam Ray from 2023-05-24T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with friend and hilarious comedian, Adam Ray. They discuss how they both got their start in Show biz in the 6th grade because t...
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A Pittsburgh Prize from 2023-05-17T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's back is out but her attitude has returned. She's learning hard lessons like "everyone's an asshole", "if you dont have a core, you're bo...
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What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham&Jared Fried from 2023-05-13T07:00
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples pranks might be the worst side of TikTok, t...
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Surprise Swingers from 2023-05-10T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather hits the hotline and answers your voicemails about the thrills of becoming a regular at a bar, how cheering on the elderly should be a regu...
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Joy Ride to the ATM from 2023-05-03T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in, at the Memphis airport, ran into a couple Lasso kids in Texas an...
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NYC SCAR TISSUE from 2023-04-26T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather and Jeff are taking a walk down memory lane in their old neighborhood. They have some advice for the Rat Czar of the city and take you behi...
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MASTER SCAMMERS PART 2 with Raymond Padilla from 2023-04-19T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with the ultimate SCAMMMMER, Ray, to discuss how they scammed their way into the masters, yet again. It is an in-depth observati...
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The Holy Trinity from 2023-04-12T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day cares, water parks, and sushi restaurants to the n...
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F.A.A.F.O. from 2023-04-07T07:00
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the DMs answering your hard-hitting questions from how to deal with fuckboys and HOA drama to what she'd want to be reinca...
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Fiesta Time from 2023-04-05T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a weekend of shows in the Lonestar state and wants everyone to know she has figured out the answer to world peace- a simple...
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Tennessee Whiskey from 2023-03-29T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from her weekend of shows at the Ryman where she set the fire alarm off in the middle of a tropical storm on Broadway! She hit...
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BOTTOMLESS CHIPS BITCH from 2023-03-24T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is keeping it 100% that some days you just need to get into the back corner of your closet, suck on a J Crew sweater and scream. She's fr...
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Lobster Zaddy from 2023-03-15T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off her shows in New England and ready to buy a house next to the Bush family on the beach. She felt the cool crisp seabreeze a...
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White House Riff Raff from 2023-03-09T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from serving her country by performing comedy for drunk white women. Not only did she get to visit the white house, but bamboozled ...
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She.E.O. with Raymond Padilla from 2023-03-03T08:00
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the studio with friend of the pod, Raymond Padilla, to talk what they're giving up for lent, Ray getting high on THC drink...
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Insanity Mode from 2023-03-01T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is fresh from the Philly show where she may or may not have gotten in trouble for being a little too honest with the sports takes a little...
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LAST OF THE LITTER BABY from 2023-02-22T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather introduces her new little nugget Macaroni to the world with a real attitude. Heather is coming in hot because she already knows some woma...
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Security Breach from 2023-02-15T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a weekend sling jokes in the midwest! She saw a woman smoke a blunt while buying Zyrtec, ate some pasta in Ohio, and had a ...
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"Year of the Rabbit" with Christina Tompkins from 2023-02-08T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is sitting down with business gal and bff, Christina Tompkins- also know as TINA! They are reporting live from the turks and caicos on ...
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Pink Tree Problems from 2023-02-01T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is home from a wild weekend of shows in Augusta and Charleston. A woman tried to sit in Jeff's lap, she found a scammer at a hotel v...
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Red Delicious from 2023-01-25T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Texas with cedar fever and some new boots. She is taking a quick breath before she is back on the road again this weekend...
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It's About the Journey from 2023-01-18T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live, from Austin,Texas! She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in a maroon escalade with a drug dealer named Cha...
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LET THE BIG DAWGS BITE from 2023-01-13T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off a z-pack from Mexico and the ride of her life through the sofi stadium to be an SEC ally for the dawgs. She is sniff...
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HOW DID WE GET HERE from 2023-01-04T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allow their filthy carpet and refusal to take he...
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"Rose and Thorn" with Jeff Daniels from 2022-12-30T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows and doomsday prep for the 2023 shit show season. Jeff and Heather b...
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Missed Connections from 2022-12-21T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather prepares herself mentally for the battle of Christmas and reminds herself it's not about fighting a petite elderly woman for the last gi...
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"Only Give 70%" with Guest Andrew Collin from 2022-12-14T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with friends and road dog, Andrew Collin. They are fresh off 3 shows in the midwest and recording live from a Hilton in Grand...
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Attitude of Gratitude from 2022-12-07T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is recovering from a wild weekend in the Big Easy where she received alot of attitude from mixologists and almost fought a college kid in a ...
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Dog Park Perv from 2022-11-30T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her weekend in Mississippi eating pork rinds & cheering on the Sportz- She hits the Absolutely Not Line to dissect all o...
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DO LESS AUNT REGINA from 2022-11-23T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is breaking down the pre-holiday anxiety we are all feeling in the back of our throats. The next week is going to be filled with family fig...
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Hot Topic Sweet 16 from 2022-11-17T02:25:20
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from a weekend of shows in Florida. She was not invited to Tiffany Trump's wedding but instead spent the weekend slingin' jokes an...
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Beam Me Up Scott from 2022-11-09T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Space Camp, aka a weekend of shows in Huntsville. She met a scientist at a bar that told her we only got a few we...
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NO SNACKIN' IN THE BACK from 2022-11-02T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh off her comedy special taping weekend- full of gratitude and adrenaline. She witnessed a fight over a snack break in the back ...
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Harry's Therapy from 2022-10-26T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has a few biohacks for her early girlies. She hits the Absolutely NOT-line and comes up with a genius idea of how to start a men's ther...
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Chili Season from 2022-10-19T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has a very exciting announcement for the new tour! It's a big one! She hits the Absolutely Not Line only to give life changing advice for...
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Trust the Thrust from 2022-10-05T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather hits the hotline to answer questions like " Why Kentucky" and " How do I stop scrolling the internet for my ex's"? The fact that folks ...
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BIA BIA MIA MIA from 2022-09-28T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her trip to Detroit with a new respect for the thin women of Michigan and the attitude of the TSA precheck staff. She hits th...
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Pulled Pork Party from 2022-09-21T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while anothe...
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Three Queens and a Mic from 2022-09-15T07:22:35
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back after way too many difficulties joined by best friend of the show, Raymond Padilla. They talk about everything from the roy...
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Pest Control from 2022-09-08T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the hotline with some wildly new and improved SCAMMMMS! After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, H...
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Bat in the Balenciaga from 2022-08-31T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal c...
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TABITHA'S TAKEOVER from 2022-08-25T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has business consultant and friend, Raymond Padilla come to the Absolutely Not Headquarters for a full take over. It's the Board Meeting...
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Lesbian Low Country Boil from 2022-08-17T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live from the PANHANDLE of Florida, aka 30A. She is back from Mississippi and narrowly skirted death on the highway, only...
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Tankini Trauma from 2022-08-10T07:00
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- After a wonderful weekend back in the college town of Athens, GA- Heather is shooketh to her core taking a walk down memory lane- the nosta...
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SAFETY CONE SUMMER from 2022-08-03T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is wondering if her August invite to the hamptons got lost in the mail? So weird- no one has invited her to stay at their mega mansion while...
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Cleaning the Baseboards of Life from 2022-07-27T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is hitting the Absolutely Not Hotline to answer your hard hitting questions- like "Why can't we make Tanning Booths a thing again" or "What ...
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TWO WEEKS TOO LONG from 2022-07-21T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her whirlwind year long honeymoon. While she should feel refreshed, renewed and wildly in love- she is lucky to not be in an i...
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TED Talks From a Nobody from 2022-07-13T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather chats with fellow comedian and newly single pal, Jared Freid. They break down the hard truths of what it's like to navigate show biz, ins...
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Creep From Bocca from 2022-07-06T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with her favorite grumpy old man- comedian Andrew Collin. They dissect his new life living with a lady, reminisce on Spring Br...
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Putting on the Dog from 2022-06-29T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews the queens of the southern hair empire, Salty Locks, Britt and Amber Harrington. They discuss working with family, a female run ...
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EAT LAY SHOVE from 2022-06-22T19:43:33
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her genuine friend, Jackie Schimmel. They discuss their summer plans to move to Europe, Eat all the food, lay horizontal ...
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No Passport, No Problem from 2022-06-15T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has had a fully mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. She has finally turned into one of THOSE brides...
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Garage Triage from 2022-06-08T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the hotline- only to double down on the fact that women might be the REAL scammers. We've got a lady running an ER out of her garage, ...
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"SAUVY B SUNRISE" from 2022-06-01T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her final farewell tour performance. Just when she thought it was time to get an IV drip of propofol for her medically induce...
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FULLY BOOKED from 2022-05-25T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely not podcast, Heather is letting you know, School is out for summer and bitch we are fully booked! It doesn't matter if you are hustlin' as a lifeguard, taking ...
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Core Memory from 2022-05-20T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes you down memory lane and drives you right into the "Core MeMories" of your childhood- from the sheer joy you'd feel on a field trip d...
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Sorry You're Detained! from 2022-05-11T07:30
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back south of the border from her weekend of shows in Toronto. After getting held up at the border, listening to a threesome all night ...
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No Reservations from 2022-05-04T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in...
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"Trauma in the Drama" with guest Christina Tompkins from 2022-04-27T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a 3-day bender on the West coast. She saw a mormon trying to escape in Salt Lake, a man with a neck tat cry in Phoenix and a d...
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Deflection Beauty from 2022-04-20T07:30
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is celebrating the Rising of the lord, with some street safety tips and life advice. She is so full o...
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"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla from 2022-04-13T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a pla...
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ABSOLUTELY KNOT (Boat LYFE) from 2022-03-30T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from the Boca Yacht Club and has decided she needs to be on the intercoastal with Annie Hathaway & some old dude from New Jersey. S...
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Pre-Boarding Birthday Bitch from 2022-03-17T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is so selfless she does ACTUAL work on her birthday to give you the full scoop on her Parisian travels from the weekend. What a wild, dair...
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Princess of Peace from 2022-03-09T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast - Heather is on a real tear on International Women's Day. After a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes, she's back with attitude and some health a...
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Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury from 2022-03-03T17:26:39
Half Court Perv from 2022-03-02T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see...
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Acting Out With Harvey Guillen from 2022-02-23T19:48:27
Heather sits down with Harvey Guillen to talk about the struggles of working in the industry and their hilarious Bone, Marry, Bury picks.
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Power Lesbians with Ali Kolbert from 2022-02-09T08:00
Heather is joined by fellow comedian Ali Kolbert to talk all things comedy, and the real tea about being a woman in the industry. Prepare for many laughs ahead!
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Luck of the Irish from 2022-02-02T08:00
Heather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on...
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Love It Or List It from 2022-01-26T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened...
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First Class Gaslight from 2022-01-19T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather raises some mild suspicions that an older generation of first class passengers have it in for her. She can't tell if they are trying to inti...
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The Puerto Rican Lotus from 2022-01-13T22:15:03
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her dear friend Jorge Collazo, about his years in the hotel biz and what it's like to date on a tiny island. Ever wondered what ...
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A Light Load from 2022-01-05T08:00
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the begi...
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Hunky Dory Bat Signals from 2021-12-29T08:00
On this final episode of the Absolutely Not podcast of 2021- Heather ends the year strong- on an emotional rollercoaster of barely holding her shit together. It's obvious all of the listeners ar...
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Rollerskates on an Escalator from 2021-12-22T08:00
It's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry...
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Trish Strikes Again from 2021-12-15T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is answering all of your questions on the Absolutely Not line and noticing a common theme- That white trash scammer named Trish. Turns out s...
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Robin's Youth Detention Center from 2021-12-10T07:30
In this special bonus episode, Robin joins Heather to discuss her goals for 2022 and why she should be running a youth detention center. On the voicemails we are talking bad wedding guests, kiss...
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Trigger Warning from 2021-12-08T18:07:25
Rebootin' B*tch from 2021-12-01T21:07:55
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has been forced into unwanted family-time and now we're all chain-smoking near the gar...
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Sexy Shawarma from 2021-11-24T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her favorite, Bad bitch, female chef, Soraya Khoury- owner of Hen Mother Cookhouse in ATL. Did you know that fixing your dry ass...
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Google It Bitch from 2021-11-17T08:00
Heather is fresh off of having her labia, ahem, I mean larynx investigated and things are rough. She is joined today by good friend and road dog Christina Tompkins to chat all things tour, posit...
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Robin's Safe Place from 2021-11-10T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother, Judge Judy, to discuss her toddler-like behavior on the road this weekend. She showed up ready to party and inev...
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Shake, Rattle,&Roll, BLOCK from 2021-11-03T07:00
Labia's to the Lobby from 2021-10-27T07:00
Heather is fresh off her weekend in Ohio where she had a genital injury but things are turning around now that she is reunited with her BFF, Raymond Padilla. He’s a pillar of every community but...
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Sample Platter of Life from 2021-10-20T21:52:03
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off an amazing weekend of touring and is jazzed with the spirit of the Lord, We rebuke any evil in the name of Jesus... and ALSO a...
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Public Hot Tubs with Guest Robin McMahan from 2021-10-13T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather finally gets her mother to sit down and give her 10 minutes of time. Robin has an extensive pro's and cons list of dating must-haves, and g...
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Dog's On It from 2021-10-06T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother sc...
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Wellness Update: High from 2021-10-01T18:40:14
Heather is in the Mile High City, or as she now calls it The High City. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventu...
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Bitching and Chitchatting with Jeff from 2021-09-23T07:00
On this Special bonus Episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is once again recording from Italy before heading to the Mile-High City (Denver) to continue her tour. Not all is as it seems in idyllic ...
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George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels from 2021-09-21T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they re...
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Must Be Nice! from 2021-09-15T07:00
On this episode of Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has come unhinged with the bullshit. Between Jeff's sweaty ass and everyone giving their opinion on everything, MUST BE REAL NICE SHERYL, to bl...
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Cody From New Jersey from 2021-09-11T00:13:51
This Girl's Gotta Eat! from 2021-09-01T07:00
Heather is joined by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg, hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat Podcast to chat all things tour life, unruly fans and wild college memories. Buckle in for this one!
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Spread Thick from 2021-08-29T22:07:30
Heather is back in LA and she is hot and bothered - literally! In todays' episode Heather talks tour life, gives her best dating advice and stalks an LA masseuse (were looking at your Ruben). Bu...
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Every Body, Rock your BODY! from 2021-08-25T07:00
Heather has teamed up with Old Navy for this episode all about bod-equality and being your most "boss a$$ b*tch" self. She also gets into the perils of cat-fishing, why all Scottish men are hot ...
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Roll Tide! from 2021-08-21T07:00
Heather gets down and dirty with her thoughts on the Alabama Sorority Rush craze and recounts her own experiences as a southern sorority girl!
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Wash Your Mouth out with Soap from 2021-08-18T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back on the road tearing it up one club at a time. She's in Arkansas and happier than a literal pig in shit to be telling jokes again. S...
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To Be Honest from 2021-08-11T06:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light h...
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Communal Dildo from 2021-08-04T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we app...
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Dirty Shirley with Raymond Padilla from 2021-07-28T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather checks in on her buddy and apparent Warehouse Party-goer, Ray Padilla. He is a pillar of the "Leisure Gay" community and here to judge you....
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Reverse Results from 2021-07-21T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is day 1 on a cleanse in the words of Chris Farley "STARVING OVER HERE". She is hitting the hotline harder than ever before. It is always c...
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The Return of Chris Ketner from 2021-07-14T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline ...
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Energy Suck from 2021-07-08T23:15:22
Double Bagged from 2021-06-30T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general Listen
Patient Portal from 2021-06-23T07:00
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a lil pep-in-her-step after realizing she might in-fact qualify for the Olympics. After hitting the Voicemail hot line, she finds out s...
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Spanky's Retreat with the GA Law Lady! from 2021-06-16T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sitting down with her attorney & sister, Ashley McMahan. They are catching up on the wild weekend's they both had. With sandy toes, full...
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Mild Anesthesia from 2021-06-09T06:30
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is literally coming out of the operating room and recording this whole podcast honestly, kinda high. No days off for this Listen
Im Going To Flawida from 2021-06-02T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her ...
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Tool Belt of Responsibilities from 2021-05-26T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is sweating through her linen short set, anxiously awaiting her second round of egg freezing & stresses AF about work. She is keeping herse...
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Island Lyfe Featuring Surprise Guest, Chris Ketner from 2021-05-20T06:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather recaps her girls weekend that felt like camp on a secret island. She has returned, sunburned, raspy and puffier than ever. Just as she is g...
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Low Hanging Fruit with Jackie Schimmel, Host of The Bitch Bible from 2021-05-12T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has friend and fellow bitchy podcaster, Jackie Schimmel in the house, literally, she's at Robin's. She brought her intern, Jennifer Lopez w...
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Lil Sheeba from 2021-04-28T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She i...
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Pack of Skanks from 2021-04-21T07:00
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to under...
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Pu$$Y Poppin from 2021-04-15T07:00
On this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially a...
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Raymond Padilla Wellness Check from 2021-04-07T07:00
Heather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth".
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Take That Trish! from 2021-03-31T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ...
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Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson from 2021-03-24T07:00
Hollywood Tower of Terror from 2021-03-17T07:00
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea from 2021-03-10T08:00
Heather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Opra...
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ET, TU BRUTE? from 2021-03-03T08:00
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is important but also almost impossible to keep up with...
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Wind Breaker from 2021-02-24T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather checks in on her friends down in the hill country and has some major Absolutely Nots. She isn’t fucking around with weather shami...
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Shout Out To Maurice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion from 2021-02-17T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her husband, Jeff Daniels on all things love and marriage. It's Valentine's week and who better to answer your relationship ques...
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Reach for the Stars from 2021-02-10T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is about to lose her shit with EVERYONE and clearly y'all are on the same wavelength. The voicemail line is buzzing with bullshit and Heat...
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LEFT BEHIND from 2021-02-03T08:00
Wellness Check: How YOU doin?! from 2021-01-27T08:00
Ask and you shall receive! This week, Heather is responding to YOUR voicemails on the Absolutely Not Line. Buckle up, hunker down and get ready to laugh your tush off!
Half Owl with Ashley McMahan from 2021-01-20T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is chatting with her sister, the GA Law Lady about vax'n their mom, basic childhood tra...
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON from 2021-01-13T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather spins her New Years Wheels straight to crazy town. She has no fucking idea what is happening in the world and is trying to give you sage ad...
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Supply and Demand with Benito Skinner AKA @bennydrama7 from 2021-01-06T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather sits down with her favorite comedian and BFF Benny Drama to discuss their major ...
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Winslet Wellness Check from 2020-12-30T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is majorly concerned with Kate Winslet's wellbeing and whereabouts. She answers your insane End of the Year Voicemails and has a slight bit...
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Health, Wellness and Botox with Arielle Lorre from 2020-12-23T08:00
Heather is joined by Arielle Lorre, host of The Blonde Files Podcast to talk all things self...
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Funeral Arrangements with Jackie Schimmel from 2020-12-16T08:00
Fried Fridays and Online Dating with guest, Elizabeth Howard from 2020-12-09T08:00
Calories Don't Count, RICK from 2020-12-02T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the age old question.... "Why exactly does Jeff sleep with tape on his mouth AND still works in New York?" We survived Thanksgi...
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Has Anyone Seen My Tooth? with Guest Casey Balsham from 2020-11-25T08:00
OASIS GOODTIME EMPORIUM from 2020-11-18T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating through her shirt dealing with one technological meltdown after another. Sis can't catch a break! I mean what are we even doing...
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HEART HEALTHY with guest Christopher Ketner from 2020-11-11T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her friend, Christopher Ketner on some raw dog topics of how their bullshit threshold is at an all time low. America has spoken ...
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TWO DICKS TOO MANY from 2020-11-04T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a cool comedy experience that is literally giving her a will to live. There is a light at the end of this 2020 tunnel, even if it me...
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Keeping Up with the McMahan's from 2020-10-28T07:00
Heather sits down with Big Red and the Georgia Law Lady, also known as her mom and sister for a deep dive into internet scammers and the hot mess that is 2020. As usual, Robin is serving all the...
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Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica from 2020-10-21T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews a true acting icon and apparently the podcast's biggest fan, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, you read that right, JLAW. The two discuss ...
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CANADIAN SK8R BOI from 2020-10-15T07:00
Doing Zoomies in Europe from 2020-10-07T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is revved up after a wild tweet that sent her into a tailspin of laughter, confusion and sadness. She is also recapping her favorite new "e...
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ADD IT TO THE LIST, MIKE from 2020-09-30T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather uncovers some uncomfortable truths about herself and gives you a full rundown of her last week locked up. She's made a list and she's checki...
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GO FUND ME FROM CANADA from 2020-09-23T07:00
Heather is on the brink of a full blown meltdown coming to ya live from a new state-sanctioned Quarantine north of the border in Canada. She's in town for work and they legit sent her to her roo...
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IM A SALESGUY from 2020-09-16T07:00
STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH from 2020-09-09T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 202...
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THE GA LAW LADY, ASHLEY MCMAHAN "GIVE ME A SIDE OF MAC SAUCE" from 2020-09-02T07:00
An Expert, An Asshole, An Alcoholic with Kate Kennedy of the Be There In Five Podcast from 2020-08-26T07:00
Sandy Vag But Delta Diamond from 2020-08-19T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down her trip to Florida and is coming in guns hot after Robin Hijacks the episode. She hits the hotline and lemme tell you what, y'...
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RAZZLE DAZZLE ME, RICK! from 2020-08-12T07:00
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING from 2020-08-05T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her hippie trip to Asheville North Carolina, where she experienced Satan at work. Between the Dog fights, Spiritual reads, and...
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THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla from 2020-07-29T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather has her friend Big Daddy Raymond Padilla in town, fresh off his high horse from his luxury villa in Nantucket. He has decided to run for ma...
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Do You Wanna Be My Surrogate? from 2020-07-22T07:00
Dumb and Dumber from 2020-07-15T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather answers your pressing questions, like "Should my baby have their own instagram account", "Do you watch military return videos?" " Are you a...
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WORK HARD PLAY HARDER from 2020-07-08T07:00
Tiny Urethra on the Broadway from 2020-07-01T07:00
Heather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TA...
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Blame the SnowBirds from 2020-06-24T07:00
Be the You Today, You Wanna Be Tomorrow from 2020-06-17T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather hops back on the VoiceMails and legit LOL's till the cows come home. Y'all have taken it to another level. She discusses the chaos of livin...
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Let's Go Girls from 2020-06-10T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to pause and very bluntly let everyone know that if you are a racist, the unfollow button is easy. Bye Bye,Sir. We will not ...
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Robin Goes to Greece from 2020-05-27T07:00
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, ...
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WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON from 2020-05-20T07:00
Burnt My Grundle from 2020-05-13T07:00
A Little Bit of CRAZY! from 2020-05-06T07:30
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whats been happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just because we are ...
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I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast from 2020-04-29T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They ...
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AND THATS ON GOD from 2020-04-22T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating from the leather couch in her Mom's basement and has a whole lot of attitude. She is hitting the hotline hard and taking your ...
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Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena from 2020-04-15T17:33:24
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews her sister from another mister, Fashion Icon and fellow podcast host, Pia Baroncini. These two have eerily similar lives that ha...
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Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan from 2020-04-08T14:45:38
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. They may be sisters.... more of a Kourtney and Khloe kinda relationship if you will. Two McM...
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NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin from 2020-04-01T05:03:39
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her fra-t daddy- ding -dong comedian friend, Andrew Collin. He's been on the podcast before and now that he has been cooped up i...
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Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion from 2020-03-26T00:51:50
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. Since every single thing he is doing has been driving her up a fucking Ficus tr...
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Locked Up Raw from 2020-03-18T21:23:34
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is coming to ya LIVE! from Atlanta, Georgia. She took the Oregon Trail to escape NYC in this wild time were living in and realized after al...
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A Weho Eviction Story with Raymond Padilla from 2020-03-12T06:49:56
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Raymond Padilla, Heather's half Chinese, half Mexican, but 100% full of shit bff, is back again to ...
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Meet me at the Beverly Center from 2020-03-04T22:47:47
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fired up hotter than a her Irish skin on the Fourth of July. She calls out some haters and challenges them to a duel.... at the Beverly ...
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Hydration Station Situation from 2020-02-26T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off a 3 day gal-a-palooza girls tip to Minneapolis where she was promptly roofied & witnessed a shoot out. The Midwest is a crazy ...
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Cartier Bamboozlement from 2020-02-19T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back in the studio, fresh from Asia and answering your phone calls and hot fire voicemails. Things take a turn for the best when she cal...
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A SONG AND A SCHLONG from 2020-02-12T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her very own Gayle King, Raymond Padilla. He is coming In "guns hot" as the kids say, sassier than ever. They catch up on li...
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BONEMARROW BITCH from 2020-02-05T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from Asia, feeling like a piece of pickled kimchi with the Jet-lag and soy bloat but ready to take on the week! She gives you a ful...
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ASIA WEIGH IN from 2020-01-29T08:00
On this weeks episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is still on the road with her bff and travel buddy, Chris Ketner. They have one more week in Asia and while they recap their travels ...
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BIGGEST LOSER, ASIA EDITION from 2020-01-23T07:03:33
A Little Sancerre&DMT from 2020-01-15T19:34:59
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her T.V. business buddy and fellow creator, Jen Zaborowski. This episode is a rare-BTS look at a project they've had in thr wor...
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It Can Only Go Up From Flavor-Town from 2020-01-08T16:18:44
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off her Mexican vacay with a strong case of diarrhea & more sass than ever. After being completely bamboozled by Guy Fieri at the ...
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SHRED THE GNAR BRAH with Becky Robinson from 2019-12-18T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather sits down with fellow comedian, Becky Robinson. She is a true ding-dong goof ball in every sense of the word and were are HERE FOR THIS LEV...
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WELLNESS UPDATE; SHE'S BUSTING OUT OF JACKSONVILLE from 2019-12-11T18:00:29
WE GOT A P2P PROBLEM from 2019-12-04T08:00
Safety First Leslie from 2019-11-27T08:00
The Broadway Gospel Featuring Chris Ketner from 2019-11-20T17:35:10
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her bestie and Farewell Tour Producer, Chris Ketner to talk about surviving on the road. Chris is a tony award winning produ...
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HIRED BUT TIRED - Heather McMahan and guest, Jeff Daniels from 2019-11-14T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off her Italy tour and quite honestly, NOT WELL. She is gearing up for the next two weeks on the road and got ahold of some of the...
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Pi Kappa Pasta from 2019-11-06T08:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is coming at ya live from Fonté de Medici out in the sweet rolling hills of Chianti, baby. She is running an entire sorority out of a medie...
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Ovaries On A Plane from 2019-10-30T07:00
Florida House Party from 2019-10-23T07:00
PRIVATE SCHOOL SAVAGE from 2019-10-16T07:00
Pepper in Your Panties from 2019-10-09T07:08
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a real kick in the ass when some Sassy Susan has the audacity to chime in on the Italian Stallion. Heather tries to keep it cool but there are mor...
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Ep. 15 Two ole' Power Lesbians from 2019-10-02T21:31:01
On This weeks episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with comedian Taylor Strecker, who might have an even raspier voice than Heather. They...
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Ep. 14 BIG GIRL CONVERSATION from 2019-09-25T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, comedian Rosebud Baker visits the studio, aka Heather's living room, to discuss real grown-woman-shit. They discuss diversity in comedy, what it's ...
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Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL from 2019-09-18T07:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather discuses the life-lessons and survival tactics she picked up from the road. Fresh off the first leg of the "Farewell Tour" Heather breaks d...
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Ep. 12 Italian Stallion Pipes Up from 2019-09-11T06:12:04
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Jeff, Heather’s fiancé, joins in on the fun aka he forced her to put him on the pod. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each ...
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Ep. 11 Fourth Grade Enemies with the Founder of Show Me Your Mumu Cammy Miller from 2019-09-04T05:30
Heather sits down with childhood friend and founder of the fabulous womens-wear brand Show Me Your Mumu. The ladies discuss the rocky start to their friendship in fourth grade, how Cammy built S...
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Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!! from 2019-08-28T05:00
On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ. She is a week out ...
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Ep. 09 YA PEAKED with Jamie Greenberg from 2019-08-21T05:00
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, we chat with Heather's OG instagram friend and celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenburg. This episode isn't just about serums and concealer... oh no...
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Ep. 8 Busy Philipps: Doing the F*cking Most. from 2019-08-14T06:00
On this episode of ABsolutely Not, Heather sits down with long time friend and possibly long long sister, Busy Philipps to discuss career, manifesting and all things being a bad ass BITCH. They...
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Ep. 7 Live From Her Mom's Basement... it's Heather McMahan! from 2019-08-07T06:00
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather relishes in the wild two weeks she has had, from co-hosting the Today show, selling out a tour, to ending RIGHT back in her mom's basement sweating her...
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Ep. 6 Glamorous Stroke with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible from 2019-07-31T05:30
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with fellow funny gal, Jackie Schimmel from "The Bitch Bible" and they discuss everything that makes them tick. From adults on adderall to we...
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Ep. 5 Man of Honor from 2019-07-24T06:30
On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. He is the Gayle to her Oprah yet he’ll say it’s the other way around. They discuss how they hated each ...
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Ep. 4 Wellness Update... We Are Unwell from 2019-07-17T06:30
Ep. 3 Adam Rippon: The Show Must Go On from 2019-07-10T06:30
On this episode of Absolutely Not I sit down with Olympic Athlete and all-around hilarious super-star, Adam Rippon. When Adam isn’t on the ice showing everyone “what’s good” he can be seen inter...
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Ep. 2 The Devil's Dust from 2019-07-03T06:00
In this episode, Heather takes calls directly from the Absolutely Not Line, bitches about travel, and convinces you to get "baby botox." Its not for your baby, so relax, CLAIRE.
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Ep. 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt: We Know What She Did Last Summer from 2019-07-03T06:00
In this episode we sit down with Heathers fiancé's biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to the a top Hollywood producer and all around ...
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Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan Coming July 3! from 2019-06-26T04:15
Get a sneak peek of Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan! Call in to the Absolutely Not-line at 1-800-213-7503 to leave a voicemail with anything you want Heather to address. Follow all the behin...
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Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan Coming July 3! from 2019-06-26T04:15
Get a sneak peek of Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan! Call in to the Absolutely Not-line at 1-800-213-7503 to leave a voicemail with anything you want Heather to address. Follow all the behin...
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