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Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Announcement: New Return Date is June 6 from 2022-05-09T10:00

Marcus’s wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you so...

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Episode 159: 2021 Remix from 2021-12-27T11:00

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Episode 158: What if every day was Christmas? from 2021-12-20T11:00

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Episode 157: What if it never stopped raining? from 2021-12-13T11:00

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Episode 156: What if all animals ran 100 mph? from 2021-12-06T11:00

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Episode 155: Voltron vs Mechagodzilla vs Jaegers [GIANT ROBOT FIGHT] from 2021-11-29T11:00

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Episode 154: Terminator vs Astro Boy vs Bender [ROBOT FIGHT] from 2021-11-22T11:00

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Episode 153: What if all bridges were made of spaghetti? from 2021-11-15T11:00

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Episode 152: What if no one had to sleep? from 2021-11-08T11:00

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Episode 151: How would you improve Quidditch? from 2021-11-01T10:00

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Announcement: New Return Date is October 11 from 2021-09-20T10:00

Due to our busy schedules, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is October 11. We're excited to be back. See you then!

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Why does Ben always win? (Patreon Preview) from 2021-02-05T11:00

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We can't remember our own show (Patreon Preview) from 2021-01-01T11:00

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Why are we ditching the Absurdy Awards? (Patreon Preview) from 2020-12-04T11:00

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Among Us Tangent (Patreon Preview) from 2020-11-06T11:00

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What is a floor? (Patreon Preview) from 2020-10-02T10:00

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A Non-Audio Podcast? (Patreon Preview) from 2020-09-04T10:00

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Grab Bag Episodes (Patreon Preview) from 2020-08-07T10:00

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Food Network vs Animal Planet (Patreon Preview) from 2020-07-03T10:00

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We Talk About Yeast A Lot For Some Reason - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-06-05T10:00

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Lemon Milk - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-05-01T10:00

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Building a Fictional Nation with Alex Williamns - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-04-03T10:00

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Do people know about our podcast? - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-03-06T11:00

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Umm, uhh, like, ya know? - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-02-07T11:00

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How should you say 2020? - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2020-01-03T11:00

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Episode 78: 2nd Annual Absurdy Awards from 2019-12-30T11:00

Today we look at the best of Absurd Hypotheticals in 2019. Who will the winners be? Listen to find out!

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Episode 77: What if you could perfectly train reindeer? from 2019-12-23T11:00

Today we talk about reindeer. Why can Santa's reindeer fly? Why are reindeer such good swimmers? Can reindeer deliver a toy to every household overnight? Listen to find out!

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Episode 76: What if all sports were on ice? from 2019-12-16T11:00

Today we discuss what different sports would be like on ice. Is it possible to play tennis? Does baseball on ice already exist? How far can you hit a golf ball on ice? Listen to find out!

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Episode 75: What if no one could go outside? from 2019-12-09T11:00

Today we discuss board games. How would you get to your car? What if you don't get any sunlight? How do emergency services work? Listen to find out!

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A fight about a fight - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2019-12-06T11:00

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Episode 74: What if life was like a board game? from 2019-12-02T11:00

Today we discuss board games. Is Monopoly actually communist? Listen to find out!

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Episode 73: What if Earth was made of Thanksgiving dinner? from 2019-11-25T11:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like if it was made entirely out of Thanksgiving dinner. Could you stand on mashed potato mountains? What would the layers of Earth be? Would Earth even for...

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Episode 72: What if you got 1% stronger every month? from 2019-11-18T11:00

Today we talk about feats of strength. How would you fare as a strongman? How strong is too strong? Is it possible to uproot a tree with your hands? Listen to find out!

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Episode 71: Mario vs Link vs Samus - Who would win in a fight? from 2019-11-11T11:00

Today we match Nintendo characters against each other in a fight. How high can Mario really jump? How is Samus's suit special? How physically strong is Link? Listen to find out!

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Episode 70: Lightning Round 7 from 2019-11-04T11:00

Today we have another lightning round where we answer multiple questions. What if you had an immovable toaster? What if all cotton turned into cotton candy? What if everything you touched turned to...

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Are we too old for candy? - Behind the Scenes (Preview) from 2019-11-01T10:00

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Episode 69: How to survive the zombie apocalypse...on a budget from 2019-10-28T10:00

Today we formulate plans to survive the zombie apocalypse. How does a $100 plan and $1,000,000 plan differ? Listen to find out!

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Episode 68: What if an element on the periodic table was missing? from 2019-10-21T10:00

Today we discuss what would happen if elements didn't exist. How important is hydrogen? Can life exist without carbon? What is a synthetic element? Listen to find out!

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Episode 67: How would an underwater city work? from 2019-10-14T10:00

Today we discuss how an underwater city would work. Could it withstand the water pressure? How would we generate energy? Where would our food come from? Listen to find out!

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Episode 66: What if dragons were real? from 2019-10-07T10:00

Today we discuss how real life dragons would impact the world. Could they actually fly? Would they terrorize people? How are Chinese dragons different? Listen to find out!

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Behind the Scenes: Episode 6 (Preview) from 2019-10-04T10:00

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Episode 65: What if you had octopus arms? from 2019-09-30T10:00

Today we discuss what we would do if our arms were replaced with octopus arms. Could you use your suckers to rock climb? Would baking be better or worse? What if we turned to a life of crime? Liste...

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Episode 64: What if all lead turned to gold? from 2019-09-23T10:00

Today we discuss what would happen if all of the lead in the world transformed into gold. Would gold still be valuable? Would leaded gasoline work? How would it affect NASA? Listen to find out!

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Episode 63: What if Earth was perfectly smooth? from 2019-09-16T10:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like if there were no mountains or valleys. Where would the rain go? Would transportation be more efficient? How is hunting affected? Listen to find out!

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Episode 62: Timmy Turner vs Jimmy Neutron vs Invader Zim - Who would win in a fight? from 2019-09-09T10:00

Today we face three Nicktoons against each other in a fight to the death. What are Jimmy Neutron's deadliest inventions? How powerful is Timmy Turner? How murderous is Zim? Listen to find out!

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Behind the Scenes: Episode 5 (Preview) from 2019-09-06T10:00

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Episode 61: How would sports work without gravity? (feat. Bill Hobson) from 2019-09-02T10:00

Today we discuss how sport would work without gravity. Would baseball break? Would it make golf better or worse? Could you play football in a plane? Listen to find out!

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Behind the Scenes: Episode 4 (Preview) from 2019-09-02T01:22:32

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Episode 60: Lightning Round 6 from 2019-08-26T12:00

Today we have another lightning round where we answer multiple questions. What if it was always daytime? What if everyone could hear your thoughts? What if gunpowder didn't exist? Listen to find out!

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Episode 59: What if people had to hibernate? (feat. Jason Paul) from 2019-08-19T12:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like if everyone in the world had to hibernate. What would happen to our infrastructure? What are the social impacts? What would we have to eat to prepare? ...

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Episode 58: What if sound was visible? from 2019-08-12T12:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like if everyone could see sound. How dangerous would driving be? What would it be like at a concert? Why isn't the sound visible in real life? Listen to fi...

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Episode 57: Which soda mascot would win in a fight? from 2019-08-05T12:00

Today we discuss the fighting abilities of three soda mascots. Is Cool Spot actually cool? Who is Pepsiman? Can either of them take down a polar bear? Listen to find out!

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Episode 56: What if you had to make every decision with a coin flip? from 2019-07-29T12:00

Today we discuss what your life would be like if you had to make every decision with a coin flip. How would your daily life change? what would gambling be like? Is there a way to control it? Listen...

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Episode 55: What if video game items existed in real life? (feat. Zach Bohannon) from 2019-07-22T12:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like without birds. How would it impact the food industry? Would we have evolved differently? Why are vultures important? Listen to find out!

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Episode 54: What if Earth had no magnetic field? from 2019-07-15T12:00

Today we discuss the importance of Earth's magnetic field. How do animals use the magnetic field to navigate? How does the magnetic field protect us? Would it be possible to restore the magnetic fi...

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Episode 53: What if birds didn't exist? (feat. Alex Williams) from 2019-07-08T12:00

Today we discuss what the world would be like without birds. How would it impact the food industry? Would we have evolved differently? Why are vultures important? Listen to find out!

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Behind the Scenes: Episode 3 (Preview) from 2019-07-05T12:00

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Episode 52: What if RED, WHITE, and BLUE were the only colors? from 2019-07-01T12:00

Today we celebrate America's Independence Day by discussing the nation's three most important colors. Why is blue so rare in nature? How do you create art with only three colors? Are plasma screens...

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Episode 51: What if you got 1% faster every month? from 2019-06-24T12:00

Today we explore what your life would be like if you got faster every month for the rest of your life. How fast could you run? When do you break the sound barrier? What other dumb things could you ...

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Episode 50: Lightning Round 5 from 2019-06-17T12:00

Today we have another lightning round where we answer multiple questions. What if all sidewalks were conveyor belts? What if stairs didn't exist? What if all animals had giraffe necks? Listen to fi...

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Episode 49: Best/Worst Animal Dads from 2019-06-10T12:00

Today we celebrate Father's day by talking about dads in the animal kingdom. What's so special about red fox dads? Which animals dads eat their kids? Listen to find out!

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Behind the Scenes: Episode 2 (Preview) from 2019-06-07T12:00

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