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The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members. from 2022-06-28T10:00

A writer attempts to write a romance novel

A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees

Suspecting your husband is the devil

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What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe from 2022-06-23T10:00

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid

A criminal using Cameo to send ...

Inheriting a circus from 2022-06-21T10:00

Inheriting a circus

Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it

The writers of junk mail

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Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association from 2022-06-16T10:00

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association 

Surfers Go to NYC

Unnecessary Cashews

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Arctic Scavengers from 2022-06-14T10:00

Arctic Scavengers

Strike at the Paperclip Factory 

New York Water Smuggling 

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Substitute teacher from 2022-06-09T10:00

Substitute teacher

A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent

The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker Awards

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Neighboring condom factories go to war from 2022-06-07T10:00

Neighboring condom factories go to war

Pardon me, do you have the time?

Hash brown World Championship

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Pigeons at shitting school from 2022-06-02T10:00

Pigeons in a shitting school.

TOO personal training.

You're in the wrong line.

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Lego manufacturing plant from 2022-05-31T10:00

Lego manufacturing plant.

Powerpuff Girls.

Workers return to the office, changed.

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The US Military and Education swap budgets from 2022-05-26T10:00

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets

Man who sneezes when he's aroused

Pizza wizards

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Mario Kart as NASCAR from 2022-05-24T10:00

Mario Kart as NASCAR

A baby thinks she's funny

Home makeover

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texting from 2022-05-19T10:00

texting

prom night

convention for bad parkers

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burrito-rolling master from 2022-05-17T10:00

burrito-rolling master

gone completely texas

Canned laugh auditions

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Gap potatoes from 2022-05-12T10:00

Gap potatoes
Overly full orchestra
Ben Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the Constitution

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Never late for school from 2022-05-10T10:00

Never late for school

Zoo animals commentary

Balloon World Cup

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Zoom doctor’s appointment. from 2022-05-05T10:00

Zoom doctor’s appointment.

Failed science museum.

Swallowed ear bud.

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Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. from 2022-05-03T10:00

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

Politician has to poo.

Cheese boys and/or girls.

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Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. from 2022-04-28T10:00

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying.

Door to door salesman named Hungry.

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Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. from 2022-04-26T10:00

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

Wild time at airport arrivals.

Why are your shoes wet?

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America's Gum Control Issues from 2022-04-21T10:00

America's Gum Control Issues

5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team

Stranded on Desert Island

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Clothing Store with No Clothes from 2022-04-19T10:00

Clothing Store with No Clothes

Internet Security

Stand Up Verses Improv

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Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class from 2022-04-14T10:00

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class

Newest Bond Girl is from Accounting

Ultimate Frisbee tournament

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Hot Dogs verses Beer from 2022-04-12T10:00

Hot dogs V Beer

Surfs Up

Indigo

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Welcome wagon from 2022-04-07T10:00

Welcome wagon.

The chocolate bandit on 2/13.

No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone.

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Superhero show from villain’s POV from 2022-04-05T10:00

Superhero show from villain’s POV.

Candlemaker union & the electric lightbulb.

Swordfight.

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The guy who empties port-a-potties from 2022-03-31T10:00

A day in the life of the guy who empties port-a-potties.

Two virgins trying to have sex.

Southerners struggle to leave a review.

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Strangers. from 2022-03-29T10:00

Strangers.

Bad dating locations.

All the shit keeps falling apart.

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Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole. from 2022-03-24T10:00

Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole.

Pinball Speakeasy.

A Day at IKEA.

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Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot from 2022-03-22T10:00

Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot.

Students ACTUALLY listening to Teachers.

Nobel prize committee considers the iBong.

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Turtles on Vacation from 2022-03-17T10:00

Turtles on Vacation

Milking Oats

Flags

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Lost In the Mall from 2022-03-15T10:00

Lost In the Mall

A day in the Life of the grammar police

Elton John V Ricky Martin

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Moist... from 2022-03-10T11:00

Moist.

Chocolate milk dealers.

Are remote co-workers AI?

Paparazzi from 2022-03-08T11:00

paparazzi

a man with a plan concerning ham

the three kings of West Virginia

Hip coal miners recruit new talent. from 2022-03-03T11:00

Hip coal miners recruit new talent.

Hot sauce factory.

First people on Mars.

Waking up in a strangers bed from 2022-03-01T11:00

waking up in a strangers bed

university moonshine team

paintball battle

Government competition for new National Anthem. from 2022-02-24T11:00

Government competition for new National Anthem.

Pro Wrestler works at call center.

Surprise anniversary party for a sex shop manager.

A parenting hotline. from 2022-02-22T11:00

A parenting hotline.

Bullfighter branches out.

Party is actually an intervention.

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go from 2022-02-17T11:00

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go

A winner from the hit tv show. "Your Mama", just can't let it go.

Aggressive inline 

Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student from 2022-02-15T11:00

 Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student

That's Bologna Petey

What do with Home Gym spaces?

Yogurt Sweat from 2022-02-10T11:00

Yogurt Sweat

Street Bikers vs Harley Riders

Waygu Masseuses 

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King from 2022-02-08T11:00

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King

Computer Bootcamp 

Psychic Discount 

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people from 2022-02-03T11:00

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people.

Losing emotional control in the worst place.

Satan’s lazy brother. 

Spatch-cock... from 2022-02-01T11:00

Spatch-cock.

Wizards library.

99 Miata.

One day you can hear other people’s thoughts. from 2022-01-27T11:00

One day only where you can hear other people’s thoughts.

The Beatles, the diagnosticians?

Aggressive condom marketing.

Severely injured or just fine? from 2022-01-25T11:00

Man who can’t decide if he’s severely injured or just fine.

Hacking into stranger’s emails..

Stone mason become freemason

Door-to-door beef jerky sales. from 2022-01-20T11:00

Door-to-door beef jerky sales.

Libertarians get rid of stop signs.

Road rage.

Inept undercover boss. from 2022-01-18T11:00

Inept undercover boss.

What the hell is going on?.

Tenured professors try to relate to their students

Santa gets canceled. from 2022-01-13T11:00

Santa gets canceled.

Gold digging Escorts.

Vote Yes- Save Our Bus drivers.

Warehouse Mutiny. from 2022-01-11T11:00

Warehouse Mutiny.

No Feeling Condoms.

What Is Love.

New medicine turns people into senior citizens... from 2022-01-06T11:00

New medicine turns people into senior citizens.

Podcasters must read constant ads.

Joey’s story becomes a scene.

Wild house party w/ fictional characters from 2022-01-04T11:00

Wild house party w/ fictional characters.

Window cleaners/Xmas conspiracy/afraid of heights.

Imposter contest final round.

This year, Christmas just don’t happen. from 2021-12-30T11:00

This year, Christmas just don’t happen.

Who the fuck was Alice?

First person to finish last.

Professional tailor from 2021-12-28T11:00

Professional tailor.

Her majesty’s royal marines.

SNL Starts a 2nd Live Show in Newark.

Triassic time capsule. from 2021-12-23T11:00

Triassic time capsule.

God bad at coming up with fake names.

Someone won’t accept a breakup.

Charleston carriage guide from Sweden from 2021-12-21T11:00

Charleston carriage guide from Sweden.

“Both” vs “Bolth.”

Backstabbing SOB.

Craig Is pitted against Olives... from 2021-12-16T11:00

Craig Is pitted against Olives... and these ones are "Second Hand"

Man Covets Neighbors Ass, which of course is a Donkey.

Successful assassin who only uses finger guns and jazz hands...

Off-road Limousine... from 2021-12-14T11:00

Off-road Limousine

You Smell Like Beef...

Legally Binding Friendship Bracelet...

Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder. from 2021-12-09T11:00

Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.

Secret service secret Santa.

Kangaroo milkers.

Dean’s dog dissertation defense. from 2021-12-07T11:00

Dean’s dog dissertation defense.

Workplace ensemble w/ worst inside jokes.

A tree, a friend, an enemy.

Dating Apps first dates...Replay from 2021-12-02T11:00

Dating Apps first dates...

Y2K NYE at the Whitehouse...

Y2K NYE in the Hollywood Hills.

Bratty tween runs for president... from 2021-11-30T11:00

Bratty tween runs for president;

Six;

What ancient philosophers were really like.

3rd Thanksgiving Replay from 2021-11-25T11:00

3rd Thanksgiving,

Mission to Mars,

Wheres Jesus.

Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp... from 2021-11-23T11:00

Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp;

Backstage at the sitcom "Schitts;"

Permit office for museums.

Cat Poo advent calendar... from 2021-11-18T11:00

Cat Poo advent calendar;

MTV presents "You Just Got Deeked!";

The tortoise and the hare's high school reunion.

The Donner party as an actual party... from 2021-11-16T11:00

The Donner party as an actual party;

Pre-sneeze face, speakerphones and loud hand dryers;

A celebrity works their way through the legal system.

Skin pockets... from 2021-11-11T11:00

Skin pockets;

Sports commentator witnesses robbery;

BBQ smoking competition.

Werewolf donates a kidney... from 2021-11-09T11:00

Werewolf donates a kidney;

James has a hash browns relapse;

A very disappointing pirate treasure.

Stuck in an elevator... from 2021-11-04T10:00

Stuck in an elevator...

Man applies to become a golddigger...

The meaning of “skit”...

Prison warden replaces stairs with slides... from 2021-11-02T10:00

Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...

Bomb threat at the skeptics convention...

McDonalds fries turn sentient...

Jeopardy! from 2021-10-28T10:00

Jeopardy!:Battle Royale Edition;

Shed World;

An octopus is a bank manager.

Twerking during rainy traffic stop... from 2021-10-26T10:00

Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop;

The Devil visits Death Valley;

Literal breadwinners.

Learning to properly "whelm;" from 2021-10-21T10:00

A conference for people learning to properly "whelm;"

An unusual drinking problem;

Thanksgiving at Grandma's house in an enchanted forest.

Area 51 intern... from 2021-10-19T10:00

Area 51 intern accidentally lets the alien escape;

mosquitos!; 

A gardener in the north of England, hates his colleagues.

Expedition to the Center of the Earth. from 2021-10-14T10:00

Expedition to the Center of the Earth.

Bullfighter Branches out.

ER patient can only speak in movie quotes.

Allison's Dream from 2021-10-12T10:00

Allison's Dream.

Ball Park hot dog salesman can't turn off.

Pro Wrestler gets job at call center.

Couples camping .... from 2021-10-07T10:00

Couple who hates camping camps with couple who loves camping.

Clown tries to book gigs in Stephen King’s Maine

Unintentional cannibal

Farts smell like particular fast food. from 2021-10-05T10:00

Farts smell like particular fast food.

Blimpo the Clown joins MCU.

Uncle Hotline.

Drive-thru window. from 2021-09-30T10:00

Drive-thru window.

Spaghetti Already: fast food Italian.

Construction crews.

Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext from 2021-09-28T10:00

Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext. 

Day 2 at a bull riding for beginners class.

Steve brings Blue to join a band

Mack the Knife at the dentist. from 2021-09-23T10:00

Mack the Knife at the dentist.

Titans of slam poetry collide.

Dogs run the world & humans are the pets.

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Sao Paulo from 2021-09-21T10:00

Sao Paulo.

Someone who brings song lyrics and movie quotes into casual convo.

Brand new BBQ joint next to a failing zoo.

Living without money. from 2021-09-16T10:00

Living without money.

Doomsday preppers forgot to add a bathroom.

3-point turns.

Oblique from 2021-09-14T10:00

Oblique.

Zeus has herpes.

Snob virus infects plane.

Reality TV.... to the death. from 2021-09-09T10:00

Every Reality TV genre in a highlander-style fight to the death.

Short-term memory detective closes in on senile killer.

Frat pledges wake up at a furry convention.

Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics. from 2021-09-07T10:00

Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.

Child detective and grizzled partner.

Demon with amnesia.

Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist from 2021-09-02T10:00

Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist.

AirBnb comments and replies.

Someone farts aboard the ISS.

Irish friend. from 2021-08-31T10:00

Irish friend.

Area 51 intern lets the alien escape.

Wednesday.

Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana... from 2021-08-26T10:00

Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana

Social media shunners adjust

Flashlight & Fleshlight conferences double book

Karma... from 2021-08-24T10:00

Karma

Physical therapist in space

Box of teeth

Silence Of The Lambs for kids from 2021-08-19T10:00

Silence Of The Lambs for kids

Poolside with the coke doctor

“I don’t know, dude…”

1978: the heyday of disco from 2021-08-17T10:00

1978: the heyday of disco

pointless curses and the people who bear them

Linguini the Roadrunner

Stoned Chris Goes Shopping... from 2021-08-12T10:00

Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...

Grizzled Private Eye...

Premier of Fast and Furious 100...

Dr Robert... from 2021-08-10T10:00

Dr Robert...

Tinder for Fighting...

Joey as Dr...

Goth clothing store replaces church from 2021-08-05T10:00

Goth clothing store replaces church

Star Wars post-celebration dinner

Yearbook committee run like the Mob

Aggressive apologizing... from 2021-08-03T10:00

Aggressive apologizing.

Sammich Boys.

Dispatch center for LifeLine

Pumpernickel lady opens... from 2021-07-29T10:00

Pumpernickel lady opens her own pumpernickel shop.

Solomon Grundy wants to be Batman’s next Robin.

Plastic surgeon has given 1000 patients the same face.

Joe blow and the Cumtones. from 2021-07-27T10:00

VH1 behind the music: Joe blow and the Cumtones.

Lumberjack and hipster trade places.

Catholic school bus.

Wasabi Enema... from 2021-07-22T10:00

Wasabi Enema.

Underwater City.

Girl Scout Cookie Mafia.

Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt. from 2021-07-20T10:00

Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.

Door to Door Salesman for PBS.

National YoYo competition.

Monkey tennis. from 2021-07-15T10:00

Monkey tennis.

Hipster brewery tries out new beer.

Traveling salesman who never leaves his own town.

Cannibal restauranteurs... from 2021-07-13T10:00

Cannibal restauranteurs have new item on the menu.

Scene based on Joey’s rambling monologue.

SAG hires hitman.

Someone with Bad Memory... from 2021-07-08T10:00

Someone with bad memory.

Supervillain creations that help people.

Tinkle capt. of the ferry guards.

Pharmacy... from 2021-07-06T10:00

Pharmacy.

POV of someone watching an AT listener.

Zen Temple has new neighbors.

Video Game Green Room... from 2021-07-01T10:00

Video game green room.

Noisy neighbors, Secret club, Lawn care .

law and Order in the 100 acre woods.

Fireworks salesman under performs... from 2021-06-29T10:00

Fireworks salesman under performs.

A pocket full of skoal.

Law and Order in the 100 acre woods.

Australians make American commercial... from 2021-06-24T10:00

Australian cast & crew makes an American commercial.

Group of Southern judges on vacation.

A weird vinegary lovesick monkey.

Babies communicate through poop... from 2021-06-22T10:00

Babies are able to communicate through poop.

Podcasts throughout time.

Meek person gets sexually adventurous.

Rouge meatball terrorizes ... from 2021-06-17T10:00

Rouge meatball thrower terrorizes college campus.

Bluebird of happiness and ostrich of despair go to marriage counseling.

Die Hard With An Improvised Vengeance.

American has to infiltrate British society. from 2021-06-15T10:00

American has to infiltrate British society.

Alfred is dead and Batman tries to make due.

What did the hippie say when you asked him to go?

Secret agent takes his toddler to work from 2021-06-10T10:00

Secret agent takes his toddler to work.

Terminator can’t find Sarah Conner.

The Scarecrow discovers the ocean is near the shore.

Documentary on vaping. from 2021-06-08T10:00

Documentary on vaping.

Clueless celebrity lawyer on “Bring Your Kids To Work Day.”

Marvin McCue, nursing home activity director.

Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin from 2021-06-03T10:00

Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin.

D & D game changes the world, Jumangi-style.

Bigger longer stiffer spam.

Kids’ book author... from 2021-06-01T10:00

Kids’ book author is a homicide detective.

Robot fights.

Turkish bathhouse.

Gilligan’s Island 40th season from 2021-05-27T10:00

Gilligan’s Island 40th season

Redneck cooking competition

Downfall of Rafael Brito (dirty laundry)

Incompetent people... from 2021-05-25T10:00

 Incompetent people on craigslist hired for complex tasks

A person shits themselves to get out of an arrest

Stoned hitman

Paul Denim’s real story. from 2021-05-20T10:00

Paul Denim’s real story.

Barbie Dream House realtor.

Paris Hilton loves crypto currency.

Hard to find underground rave. from 2021-05-18T10:00

Hard to find underground rave.

From Cormac McCarthy’s mind.

CIA agents.

Phone Sex Line... from 2021-05-13T10:00

Phone Sex Line.

News Crew at New Screw Convention.

Craig as Sherlock Holmes.

Fast and Furious Car Parkour from 2021-05-11T10:00

Fast and Furious Car Parkour.

Handy j and the Blowback Boys.

Joey as the Pumpernickel Bread Lady

Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat from 2021-05-06T10:00

Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat.

Hi Tech features to prosthetic limbs.

X Games.

Post Holing... from 2021-05-04T10:00

Post Holing.

Person at Dentist with a found tooth.

Jean Shorts

Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags... from 2021-04-29T10:00

Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags.

Excuses to get out of Jury Duty.

Monkey Club verses I hate Monkeys club.

People who don’t know cars review cars from 2021-04-27T10:00

People who don’t know cars review cars

World economic forum meeting for pizza makers

The Hills Have Eyes, but the Johnsons have feet

Friendly Game of Would You Rather... from 2021-04-22T10:00

Friendly game of would you Rather.

Security break in due to lost passwords.

Mob boss visited by senile Grand Father.

Soup to Nuts from 2021-04-20T10:00

soup to nuts

good cop/bad cop flip roles

Caroline on a plane flown by a former game show host

Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop from 2021-04-15T10:00

Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop

Podcast ad awards

Adults take over the playground

Busy night at a OB/GYN ward from 2021-04-13T10:00

Busy night at a OB/GYN ward full of Star Wars characters

Gas station clerk who can read minds

During a surgery, doctors realize they made a huge mistake

Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole. from 2021-04-08T10:00

Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole.

33rd annual cowboy poetry symposium.

LOTR characters lost in GOT.

Someone surprised to win Oscar. from 2021-04-06T10:00

Someone surprised to win Oscar.

Maker of Snuggie pitches adding sleeves to more things.

Stand up act of 2 Germans and 1 goat.

Mosquito Casino... from 2021-04-01T10:00

Mosquito Casino.

Weird Occult Store Owner.

Old Man and his Gimp.

Comedy Club, Dead Frog... from 2021-03-30T10:00

Comedy Club Run by a Dead Frog.

Family Trip to the Zoo?

Corrugated or Correlated.

People return to the jungle... from 2021-03-25T10:00

People return to the jungle to embrace their monkey heritage.

Moon Wizard.

Hot air balloon ride with cats.

Ford F150.... from 2021-03-23T10:00

Ford F150.

Group kidnapped for ransom and think it’s an escape room.

Famous acting teacher is allergic to improv.

Drive-thru therapy from 2021-03-18T10:00

Drive-thru therapy.

Hot and horrible bartender gets prestigious job.

Struggling jazz musician who makes fart noises

National Disaster Vacation from 2021-03-16T10:00

Going on vacation to a natural disaster.

Irish mob book club.

Brad Pitt sues for botched vasectomy.

2 women named Alexa and Siri... from 2021-03-11T11:00

2 women named Alexa and Siri start an advice broadcast

group of mallrats explain Christmas to an alien

suburban dad shows off backyard BBQ

5 Wonka golden ticket winners... from 2021-03-09T11:00

5 Wonka golden ticket winners as adults

Pixar’s Cars start to question their reality

audit causes hijinks

Bike shop employees WAY overqualified. from 2021-03-04T11:00

Bike shop employees WAY overqualified.

Non-morning person deals with broken coffee maker.

Kids search elementary school for ghosts.

Murder hornet... from 2021-03-02T11:00

A bee brings a murder hornet into the hive.

Incompetent moving crew fucks around.

A prank show.

Kindergarten cop from 2021-02-25T11:00

Kindergarten cop.

Below Deck interrupted by sea monster.

Rival gangs of improvisors.

Crows secretly run a town. from 2021-02-23T11:00

Crows secretly run a town.

A person in denial about having a stroke.

Golfer with stomach issues.

New employee in a numbers Co. from 2021-02-18T11:00

New employee in a numbers and units company

Taken with an unimpressive set of skills

Joe Camel serves time in kindergarten

Pretentious LA... from 2021-02-16T11:00

Pretentious LA Farmer’s Market

Elvis impersonator books a gig at an Elvish convention

Rivalry between skydivers and bungee jumpers

Cowboy vampire from 2021-02-11T11:00

cowboy vampire

2 guys share a toothbrush

Norma Desmond discovers TikTok

Megaphones are regulated like guns from 2021-02-09T11:00

Megaphones are regulated like guns

characters in a choose-your-own-adventure book become frustrated with an indecisive reader

delusional parents certain their youth sports kids are g...

That's My Dog??? from 2021-02-04T11:00

That's My Dog???

A Day In the Life of Waste Water Treatment Guy.

Big Pharma Needs Name for New Drug.

Squids instead of Squibs from 2021-02-02T11:00

Squids instead of Squibs

Last Go for Radio Show Host

Murder Mystery Party goes Awry

Oompa Loompa Labor Camp from 2021-01-28T11:00

Oompa Loompa Labor Camp

Out of Control Talk Show Host

Assassin Eliminates Bad Yelp Reviews

Alchemist Mind Swap from 2021-01-26T11:00

Alchemist Mind Swap

Open Bar Octopus Wedding

Olympics New Sports and Performance Enhancing Drugs

Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors... from 2021-01-21T11:00

Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors...

Fake Hauntings...

Island of Substitute Teachers...

Sports team’s star is 82yrs old. from 2021-01-19T11:00

Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.

Person on a job interview relates salvia trip.

Animal Farm except plants.

Man by the name of Fuck Joey from 2021-01-14T11:00

A man by the name of Fuck Joey is accused of twisting dogs around the LA area.

Mail-in contest to win a small island country.

Nature documentary: mating habits of the elusive bridge ...

Someone calls the shady vacuum store... from 2021-01-12T11:00

What happens when someone calls the shady vacuum store actually wanting the real part.

Alan Arkin fills in for hungover Santa Claus.

Avengers look for new recruits.

...

Calendar Man from 2021-01-07T11:00

Calendar Man

Multi-level marketing schemes

Snail mail

Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing from 2021-01-05T11:00

Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing

Pirates excited for the release of Apple iPatch

Walken teaches poker to amateurs

A Star Wars fan finds out... from 2020-12-31T11:00

A Star Wars fan finds out William Shatner is his real father

Wall street guys buy out the government

Possum

Joey&Caroline are genies... from 2020-12-29T11:00

Joey & Caroline are genies playing scissors/paper/rock

Several grooms show up for one bride

The blob falls out of space and attacks a gym

Pilot has hard day... from 2020-12-24T11:00

Pilot has hard day when his plane gets replaced with shitty plane.

Charley’s grandparents in the same bed for 20yrs.

Valley girl Shakespeare.

New astronaut arrives at ISS... from 2020-12-22T11:00

New astronaut arrives at International Space Station.

13yr old going through a mid-life crisis.

Hell gets interns.

The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy from 2020-12-17T11:00

The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy.

Recurrent training for ghosts.

Fireworks.

A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds” from 2020-12-15T11:00

A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”

A. a neighborhood, famous for its light displays, has a new cult family move in B. President decides what kid can vote

Triple b...

Bad wifi from 2020-12-10T11:00

Bad wifi

Oprah is missing.

Santa vs. Krampus.

Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers. from 2020-12-08T11:00

Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.

Newcomer brings contraband onto the International Space Station.

Overworked Santa Claus dealing with Christmas in July

Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient. from 2020-12-03T11:00

Sc. 1: Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.

Sc. 2: Moses in the desert - what really went down.

Sc. 3: Shy people in an adult store.

James dies from caffeine overdose... from 2020-12-01T11:00

Sc. 1: James dies from caffeine overdose.

Sc. 2: Fisher people use avocados for bait.

Sc. 3: Soldiers can’t hear inspirational speech from the back + two sisters both played by Joey....

Peaceful wilderness trip turns... from 2020-11-26T11:00

Peaceful wilderness trip turns into a vision quest
.

Training day in the evidence room.

Booking the wrong venue for an event.

Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors... from 2020-11-24T11:00

Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors announcing a sporting event.

Fast food workers take their job too seriously.

Pandemic when you HAVE to stay within 6 feet.

Science fair goes wrong... from 2020-11-19T11:00

Science fair goes wrong when a know-it-all parent shows up.

Carpet cleaner finds a carpet THEY CAN’T CLEAN.

Cross-country family trip.

Lonely grandma gets... from 2020-11-17T11:00

Lonely grandma gets engaged to online scammer.

Bank robber wants to steal the heart of the bank manager.

Hazing ritual at a monastery.

Famous painter tries to find... from 2020-11-12T11:00

Famous painter tries to find the right muse

Australian surfers first time in CA.

Live announcers review improv.

Tug of war as an Olympic sport? from 2020-11-10T11:00

Tug of war as an Olympic sport?

Ancient origins of Taco Tuesday.

Merlin enrolled in day care.

It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows… from 2020-11-05T11:00

It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…

Film noir.

Sales and marketing team body-swaps.

Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits. from 2020-11-03T19:07:43

Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.

Matthew McConaughey gets lost at Walt Disney World.

A parade is picked up by a tornado.

Canadian border guards. from 2020-10-29T10:00

Canadian border guards.

Jesus works at Chipotle.

7 deadly sins escape from hell.

A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything. from 2020-10-27T10:00

A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.

A universe where every entity is named Tim.

Pterri a time-traveling pterodactyl arrives in 2020. Listen

Willy Wonka’s break room. from 2020-10-22T10:00

Willy Wonka’s break room.

White collar shotgun wedding.

Sonic the hedgehog keeps Dr. Robotnik from federal tax evasion.

Superheroes’ secret bar from 2020-10-20T10:00

Superheroes’ secret bar.

Investigating the overabundance of raisins in trail mix.

A journey to bring back woolly Mammnoths.

Man without purpose... from 2020-10-15T10:00

Man without purpose in life goes shopping

Spiritual healer in a day of defiance

Foodie has never eaten the same food twice

Lunch ladies the opera from 2020-10-12T10:00

Lunch ladies the opera

Actor tries to revive career after bombing in ‘80s aerobics videos

Band consisting of 4 mysterious people wearing headgear

Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot. from 2020-10-08T10:00

Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.

Time-traveling inventor inundated by admirers from the future.

What would happen if a normal person got sucked into a TV show?

A squirrel in the garage. from 2020-10-06T10:00

A squirrel in the garage.

Shower thoughts go public.

Medieval road trip/spring break.

Bank loan officer gets creative from 2020-10-01T10:00

Bank loan officer gets creative on their last day.

Scam artist convention.

Skydiving school.

19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail from 2020-09-29T10:00

19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail, nothing goes right.

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, nothing goes right.

Edible arrangement, nothing goes right.

Company who books “making a scene” from 2020-09-24T10:00

Company who books “making a scene” in public.

Worst possible time to go into labor.

Road rage stay.

Gym Weights are Animals. from 2020-09-22T10:00

New gym were weights are animals.

Scratch off lottery tickets.

Traffic stops/orgasms.

Football down by the river... from 2020-09-17T10:00

Football down by the river.

Employees go to coworkers funeral.

Settlers of Catan.

Camping trip has slasher music... from 2020-09-15T10:00

Camping trip has slasher music in the woods.

Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee.

Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru.

Amateur kidnapping... from 2020-09-10T10:00

Amateur kidnapping.

Truck stop in space.

Struck by lightning.

Jello... from 2020-09-08T10:00

Jello.

Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck.

Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses.

Superman has a ... take 2 from 2020-09-03T10:00

Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2.

Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school.

Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” club.

Dirty old lady ... from 2020-09-01T10:00

Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers.

Statham’s Taint Vape.

Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist.

A day at the IV League School from 2020-08-27T10:00

A day at the IV League School

A kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runaways

An alien posing as a human working in customer service.

Shitty time travelers... from 2020-08-25T10:00

Shitty time travelers.

Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP.

Minimum security prison.

Superman has a... from 2020-08-20T10:00

Superman has a second secret identity.

Moses faces demands from those he freed. 

The drummer is late to the gig.

Police show up from 2020-08-18T10:00

Police show up to remove an alligator.

Attic of an Applebee’s.

Stranded in National Park with very little supplies.

Genie in a bottle of ketchup from 2020-08-13T10:00

There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup.

Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him.

A vape shop.

Diego the tortoise ... from 2020-08-11T10:00

Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island.

FOMO

A group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious dinosaur friend.

Serial killer accidentally invents... from 2020-08-06T10:00

Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device.

Why cats don’t give a fuck.

An ad company pitches to the mob.

Trouble at the peanut butter factory. from 2020-08-04T10:00

Trouble at the peanut butter factory.

Auction house under siege.

Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted.

Teach a dinosaur how to weld. from 2020-07-30T10:00

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.

The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.

Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?”

Crew of astronauts from 2020-07-28T10:00

Crew of astronauts on International Space Station have been up there too long.

TV network scrambles to fix reality show that casts all sober people.

Pentagon braces for nuclear war a...

Divorce Court. from 2020-07-23T10:00

Divorce Court.

Sandwiches Without Borders.

Satan’s Kids at Summer Camp.

James Heaney plays a Bond villain from 2020-07-21T10:00

James Heaney plays a Bond villain taking over a coffee farm.

Socially awkward and unintentionally offensive guy goes to a “How to pick up women” workshop.

Well-known DJ forgets their...

Two different spy teams... from 2020-07-16T10:00

Two different spy teams stumble upon each other when spying on drug cartel.

First time parents take a newborn care class.

Hidden life of pasta.

Mr.&Mrs. Foamhaaans. from 2020-07-14T10:00

 Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans.

The Curse of The Mummy.

Vegetarian themed fight club.

Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy. from 2020-07-09T10:00

Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy.

Hoax crop circle makers run into aliens making real crop circle, and aliens created Steve Buscemi.

Hypnotized to talk in different language when he...

Antartica. That is all. from 2020-07-07T10:00

Antartica. That is all.

CIA tries a coup in U.S.

Another day at the world’s worst accounting office — Fabricio & O’Malley Accounting and Memento-guy.

Superheroes and villains.... from 2020-07-02T10:00

Superheroes and villains plan a showdown in the age of social distancing.

Construction workers at Stonehenge vs. Druids.

Misfit actors
on a low budget remake of Star Wars.

Listen

Haunted house... from 2020-06-30T20:07:08

Family enters a haunted house…ghosts act normal and boring.

Teenagers in a small town in Iowa.

A grandpa tells grandchildren stories from the Vietnam War.

Burger... from 2020-06-25T10:00

 Burger.

Loud upstairs neighbor.

Comedy night at a Russian gulag.

Tina, an adoption agent,.. from 2020-06-23T10:00

Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability.

Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic.

Clue-style haunted house murder mystery.

A fishing guide ... from 2020-06-18T10:00

A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything.

Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends.

Hostage situat...

Alchemists learn about James Franco. from 2020-06-16T10:00

Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco.

Mousetraps.

A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed.

Nikki Schitts makes a.... from 2020-06-11T10:00

 Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor.

Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems.

2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new natio...

Jacinda Ardern kidnapped from 2020-06-09T10:00

Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership.

QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem.

Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival ...

Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff. from 2020-06-04T10:00

Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.

Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL.

An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cove...

How the Louisiana Senator... from 2020-06-03T10:00

How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back.

Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists.

Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s.

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Lead actor is so disliked.... from 2020-05-28T10:00

Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show.

Antiques roadshow cops.

Nudist beach catastrophe.

World of Warcraft... from 2020-05-26T10:00

Players of World of Warcraft are sucked into the game.

Most regrettable tattoos shop.

High school kids in the nationals of a competition.

Super Mario based on real people. from 2020-05-21T10:00

Turns out Super Mario Bros based on real people.

First monster mash dance hosted by gay Dracula.

A group of people delirious with fever trying to communicate with one another.

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Crew of US Navy sailors... from 2020-05-19T10:00

Crew of US Navy sailors deployed without any knowledge of how to run a ship
Norway and Australia join forces vs them.

Young couple goes to seedy humane society, adopts puppy that is a 3,00...

Seance from the late 1800s. from 2020-05-14T10:00

Seance from the late 1800s.

Aliens pick-up a faint radio transmission from Earth.

Two folk musicians need a room for the night.

The Can You Buzz Me In guys from 2020-05-12T10:00

The Can You Buzz Me In guys get find new jobs.

High School student council picks prom theme.

Wikipedia editorial board meeting running through changes to Kevin Pollak’s page

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What is life like this days? from 2020-05-07T10:00

What is life like this days?

Prude couple surrounded by nudists, ridiculed for wearing clothes.

Meeting to brainstorm new ideas for national defense.

Some southern people from 2020-05-05T10:00

Some southern people who have never seen snow get stuck traveling up north…

Taxi drivers vs Uber drivers….

Nazi spy is undercover at a bed bath and beyond…

A family isolating... from 2020-04-30T22:59:25

A family isolating at home discovers that COVID-19 has been over for years.

President Trump and a James Heaney type get to be in a telenovela.

The podcast Murder In The Time Of Gwen ...

Joey is a garbageman from 2020-04-28T10:00

Joey is a garbageman passing by his own house.

A fan wins a guest spot on Alchemy This, and is terrible.

Video gaming grandma streams live on twitch.

Gang of treasure hunting dwarfs... from 2020-04-23T10:00

gang of treasure hunting dwarfs dig their way into Kevin Pollak’s basement

vinnie barbarino gets older and learns computer basics 101

Joey Greer wins an Emmy for his comedy album, Sc...

Alchemists help Joey ... from 2020-04-21T10:00

alchemists help Joey deal with multiple personality disorder...

countries chose one person to live in a bunker,

it’s orientation day one of us cast as harry potter, shows up not havi...

Cororana Virus SWAT Team: from 2020-04-16T10:00

Cororana Virus SWAT Team: French Chef Offers A New Baby Dish. :DILFS fly to Iceland for Make A Wish. 

Consistently Charming Gerard Butler
, But Not That One. from 2020-04-14T10:00

Consistently Charming Gerard Butler
, But Not That On : Alchemy This Gets A Movie Deal: Jesus Christ, The Illusionist 

An Alchemist Gets Mugged... from 2020-04-09T10:00

An Alchemist Gets Mugged: Kingdom of...: Improv Made Illegal

James' Success Needs Intervention... from 2020-04-07T10:00

James' Success Needs Intervention: Depressed Clown with Latex Allergy: James as Satan, Revisited

Failed Exorcism: from 2020-04-02T10:00

Failed Exorcism: Misunderstood Kid Joins Circus: Execs Pitch Ad Campaign...

Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns… from 2020-03-31T10:00

Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns… Joey Greer’s Chili Ring… Heaney Interrogated By FBI…

Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists… from 2020-03-26T10:00

Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists… Kid Chef, Sushi King… Canadian Diner…

Cops Test Street Drugs… from 2020-03-24T10:00

Cops Test Street Drugs… Getting Out Of A Parking Ticket… Bunk Acid At The  Woods Festival…

Frat house murder mystery… from 2020-03-19T10:00

Frat house murder mystery… Cult of James Heaney… The Alchemists on a quest…

A public relations disaster… from 2020-03-17T10:00

A public relations disaster… Ronald McDonald, where is he now… Cook off using only a little wedge…

James Heaney has had enough… from 2020-03-12T20:44:26

James Heaney has had enough… Psychic’s dog is her crystal ball… Scary sky diving simulation…

Hunting the body-shamed white whale… from 2020-03-10T10:00

Hunting the body-shamed white whale… An inconvenient labor… Space ship crew debate… 

Cruise Ship Amnesia... from 2020-03-05T11:00

Cruise Ship Amnesia; Bad Life Coach; Jigsaw Puzzle Competition.

Snoofa Hosts Oscars; from 2020-03-03T11:00

Snoofa Hosts Oscars; Anesthesiologist Walks Into A Bar; Siri Releases Info.

Alchemist Team Building Retreat; from 2020-02-27T22:00

Alchemist Team Building Retreat; Cincinnati Tire King; The Hold The Door Guy.

Making Sex Support Group; from 2020-02-25T11:00

Making Sex Support Group; Crimes Denied; Valentines Day Usurper. 

Apocalyptic Heaney... from 2020-02-20T11:00

Apocalyptic Heaney; Who Will Replace Kevin; Attempted Ventriloquism In The Workplace.

James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone... from 2020-02-18T11:00

James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone; Alchemists As Amish; Swedes And Scandinavians In New Jersey.  

What happens in a Doomsday bunker... from 2020-02-13T11:00

What happens in a Doomsday bunker: Jesus comes back?: Small talk support group...

Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas... from 2020-02-11T11:00

Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas: A French Imposter: Middle Schoolers swap bodies with CEOs.

Taxidermist Hired At Zoo... from 2020-02-06T11:00

Taxidermist Hired At Zoo; The Hean Wins Another Oscar; Wedding Photog vs Bride & Groom.

Pet Adoption Day—Cats vs Dogs... from 2020-02-04T11:00

Pet Adoption Day—Cats vs Dogs; Teeny-Tiny Family-Owned Burger Joint; Paranoid Family Visits Amusement Park.

Pet Owners On An Elevator... from 2020-01-30T11:00

Pet Owners On An Elevator; What’s That Coming Down The Line; Chris Alvarado As An Italian Tour Guide.

Alchemy This Cast At A Podcast... from 2020-01-28T11:00

Alchemy This Cast At A Podcast Con; Espionage Con; Loving Their Lousy Job.

Professional Photographer’s Worst... from 2020-01-23T11:00

Professional Photographer’s Worst Nightmare; Forest Spirit Demands Boon; Welcome To Camowski Park

Mad Scientist Examines Patients... from 2020-01-21T11:00

Mad Scientist Examines Patients; Dry Cleaner Receives Questionable Items; More Of That!

Bomb Squad in Action... from 2020-01-14T11:00

Bomb Squad in Action: Office Lottery Scandal: Hikers have No Business on Mt. Everest

Drunk lumberjacks want a strip club… from 2020-01-09T11:00

Drunk Lumberjacks In Search Of Strip Club; International Officials Exchange Ideas; Snufa In Space.

School Band P/T Conference... from 2020-01-07T11:00

School Band Parent/Teacher Conference; Kevin Pollak Auditions Guest Hosts; One Half Of Double Date Unravels Horribly. 

Last Chance For Famous Brand... from 2020-01-02T11:00

Last Chance For Famous Brand; Awards Show For The Participators; The Customer Always Right, Right?   

The Professor Knows Porn... from 2019-12-31T11:00

The Professor Knows Porn; Hollywood Retirement Home; Kentucky Woman In Australia. 

Chernobyl Guided Tour... from 2019-12-26T11:00

Chernobyl Guided Tour; Goblins Attack DND Players; Those Who Don’t Answer  Phone Calls Are Prosecuted.

Drunk Hunters... from 2019-12-24T11:00

Drunk Hunters; New Telemarketers; Boss of tweens;. 

See ...

Inmates Plan Escape... from 2019-12-19T11:00

Inmates Plan Escape; A Blank, A Blank And A Blank Walk Into A Bar; Teens Make Prank Calls.

Cat Miners... from 2019-12-17T11:00

Cat Miners; Passengers On A Magic School Bus; Court Jesters Must Entertain Sir Marvin McHugh.

Beta Gender, Non-Binary people getting coffee… from 2019-12-12T11:00

Unassertive Beta Gender, Non-Binary People Get Coffee; Space Beings Stop At Box-Mart; One Employee LOVES Working Longer Hours For Less.

Small Town Skater Kids... from 2019-12-10T11:00

Small Town Skater Kids; Blindfolded Strangers Led On A Guided Tour; Low-balling Appraiser With Suspicious Experts.

Unique Farmer’s Market... from 2019-12-05T11:00

Unique Farmer’s Market; Irish Thieves And The Stowaway Larry Drake; Coming Apart At The Seams.

Marven McHugh As Call-In Radio Host; from 2019-12-03T11:00

Marven McHugh As Call-In Radio Host; They Walk Among Us; Mom Doesn’t Want To Sell The House.

Extreme Scavenger Hunt In Space; from 2019-11-28T11:00

Extreme Scavenger Hunt In Space; Marching Band Suffers A Scandal; Finally A Child President.

A Minnesota home cooked meal... from 2019-11-26T11:00

Minnesota Mom Takes Visiting Family To Target; Salesman Won’t Leave Home; Everyone Hates Work But This Guy.

Med School Grads Celebrate; from 2019-11-21T11:00

Med School Grads Celebrate; A Funeral With Surprises; Objection During A Royal Wedding.

Marvin McHugh Meets Judy Garland; from 2019-11-19T11:00

Marvin McHugh Meets Judy Garland; A Farmer’s Market; Colonoscopy As Therapy.

Soldier’s Mother Travels To Iraq... from 2019-11-14T11:00

Soldier’s Mother Travels To Iraq To Check Up On Him; Feels Like A Heart Attack; Mid-Evil Times Actor Hits On Women At A Bar.

Scientist Faked It To Make It; from 2019-11-12T11:00

Scientist Faked It To Make It; Intern Does Anything For 2 to 7 Dollars; Handsome Man Uses Nerdy Brother As Front On Dates.

U.S. Cruise Ship Through Norway; from 2019-11-07T11:00

U.S. Cruise Ship Through Norway; Child Teacher vs Adult Students; No Toilet Aboard Apollo 11 Begets Astonishing Ingenuity.

An Escape Room; from 2019-11-05T11:00

An Escape Room; The Stone Age Meets The Future; Old West Outlaws Face-off With School Teacher.

R-rated Freak Attraction... from 2019-10-31T10:00

R-rated Freak Attraction At A County Fair; Sheriff Pulls Over School Bus; Wall Streeter Sentenced To Community Service.

Healthy Patients and Sick Doctors; from 2019-10-29T10:00

Healthy Patients and Sick Doctors; Murder In The Control Tower; C Minus Celebs At a ComicCon.

Biologists exploring find a Chupacabra… from 2019-10-24T10:00

Biologists exploring find a Chupacabra… Worst. HR. Dept. Ever… What if the Alchemy This cast were actually patients in an asylum…

Uni-Body Part Group Therapy... from 2019-10-22T10:00

Uni-Body Part Group Therapy; Feuding Ferry Captains; Haunted House Reality Show.

Jacob, Rachel and Leah... from 2019-10-17T10:00

Jacob, Rachel and Leah; Ocean, Party Of Two; Untested Pet Products.

School Drop Off... from 2019-10-15T10:00

School Drop Off; How Kevin Recruited The Alchemists; Naming A New Mascot.

CutCo Knife Sales Replicants; from 2019-10-10T10:00

CutCo Knife Sales Replicants; “Live Police;” Not-So Typical Office Bullpen.

Absurdly Busy Pizza Joint;... from 2019-10-08T10:00

Absurdly Busy Pizza Joint; University Admissions; All Things Rats.Disgruntled customers vs loopy pizza makers… Pressure mounts during University admissions… Stuff about rats and people you didn’...

Detectives Interrogate James Heaney... from 2019-10-03T10:00

Detectives Interrogate James Heaney; The Pool Man Knows All; Holy Grail Found At The Mall Of America.

OCD Sufferer Is Jailed from 2019-10-01T10:00

OCD Sufferer Is Jailed; Alleged Aussie Struggles With Accent; Batman and Robin’s New Cave.

His OCD is exacerbated from being incarcerated… Man insists he’s Australian, but his weak accent ...

Pet Frogs Plan An Escape... from 2019-09-26T10:00

Pet Frogs Plan An Escape; “Dad, Dad, Dad,” The Gameshow; James Heaney Has A Fox.

Castaways Find Others from 2019-09-24T10:00

Castaways Find Others; Pretentious Young Artists; Americans Running Pot Back Through Canada.

Training For Jaded Geniuses from 2019-09-19T10:00

Tech Support Training For Jaded Geniuses; Interviews For A New German-Based Start-Up;  Wealthy Brits Meet Their American Trash Neighbors.

Origin Of British Posh-Speak from 2019-09-17T10:00

Origin Of British Posh-Speak; Backstage With The Band, Wunderkind; Couple’s Retreat Is Actually A Cult.

The Uncle Squishy Show from 2019-09-12T10:00

On-Set Of A Children’s TV Show; Competing Car Salesmen and Saleswomen; Safety Officer Inspects A Building.

Medieval Prisoners from 2019-09-10T10:00

Medieval Prisoners Welcome A New Inmate; Inventor Strolls And Solves Problems; Hipsters Discover Hitler.

Grocery Store Detectives from 2019-09-05T10:00

Too many plain-clothes grocery store detectives… Comedian Nicky Shitts showcases for The Tonight Show… A white house intern attempts to save the day.

Questionable Renters from 2019-09-03T10:00

Questionable Renters Come A Callin’; The Next Great Tech Company; Brothers Inherit a Nightmare.

Passengers On A Commuter Train from 2019-08-29T10:00

Passengers On A Commuter Train; Marvel’s First Openly Gay Super Hero; The Day The Machine Woke UP.

Psychologist’s First Day from 2019-08-27T10:00

Psychologist’s First Day At The Clinic; Organizing To Set A Guinness Book Record; Substitute Teachers Give ‘Em Hell.

Friends Playing Clue Solve Murder from 2019-08-22T10:00

Pals playing Clue in an isolated cabin have to solve an actual murder… Teenage Carlos tries to cheer up the elderly at Seniors Center… A lowly, troubled museum employee may not be the one to pic...

Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home from 2019-08-20T10:00

Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home; Faculty Attempts Cow Removal After Senior Prank; Kids Try To Save Ice Cream Shop.Dog-Walkers are discovered hangin’ out in the dog-owner’s home… Administrators...

Crime Boss, Michael Mann at Theme Park from 2019-08-15T10:00

Michael Mann opens a ride at Wonder Park and Mafioso Don Angelotti wants to meet him… Some Caveman were wildly smarter than others… Man wins McDonald’s Monopoly prize to travel around-the-world ...

What The Dead Leader's Parrot Knew from 2019-08-13T10:00

What The Dead World Leader’s Parrot Knew; The Hangover Revisited; Truckers See Everything In Passing Cars.Norweiga’s President is dead, and his parrot knows too much… Weird  one of these idiots ...

High School Senior Prank Day from 2019-08-08T10:00

A graduating class attempts to set a Prank Day precedent… Dumbass welders lock the boss in a cage, but to what end…? House Cleaners fear the homeowner is criminally insane…

Bowlers Should Never Be This Serious from 2019-08-06T10:00

An insider’s view of league bowlers reveals an otherworldly underbelly… Is that the REAL Thor, God Of Thunder, on the main floor of Comic-Con…? The president of a major toilet paper company addr...

Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress from 2019-08-01T10:00

LIVE From The Westside Comedy Theater: Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress; the South African Spirit, Tokoloshe, Is Pissed for Reals; How Many Brilliant Scientists to Change a Lightbulb?

Rich Southern Aristocrats on a Snipe Hunt from 2019-07-30T10:00

Ulterior motives abound during a snipe hunt of the southern rich and infamous… What the hell is up at this “friendly” game night gathering…? Crappy products from big time celebs somehow start wo...

An Author, Muse, and Publisher; Tarot Card Reading, Psychiatrist or Patient? from 2019-07-25T10:00

A Writer Blocked, A Lame Muse and A Publisher Sans Patience; Madame Wednesday Knows Your Card; Psychiatrist as Institutionalized Patient.A writer attempts to replace his muse, while his muse att...

Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever from 2019-07-23T10:00

Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever

A Not So Private Honeymoon; Snoofa Finds the Father; Are You Smarter than a Millennial? from 2019-07-18T10:00

A Not So Private Honeymoon, Snoofa Finds the Father, Are You Smarter than a Millennial?

Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters from 2019-07-16T10:00

Interns Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters

An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton'; Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos; Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS from 2019-07-11T10:00

Americans touring "Hobbiton" reinvent the term “Ugly Americans…” Pablo Escobar’s free-range hippos are a problem… Hitler’s secrets revealed during a never-seen episode of Antiques Roadshow.

Nerds Go Camping; Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia; Roommates and Their Fussy Pets from 2019-07-09T10:00

A lot of questions and a ton of concerns when nerds go camping… A group of Scooby-Do type ragamuffins try to solve a mystery in Australia… Creepy pets of annoying roommates plan a mutiny. 

Meeting His family for the First Time; A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto; New Hire at the Sex Shoppe from 2019-07-04T10:00

This, in fact, is NOT the family you want to introduce your new boyfriend to… Let’s get meta - As we get to know Doug Boehm and Rafael Britto juuuuuuust a little too well… Oddly, working at the ...

Guided Tour of the National History Museum; Television City Town Council Meeting; Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well from 2019-07-02T10:00

A disgraced scientist’s tries his hand as a history museum guide… Citizens of a Television City, CA, would like a word with the town council… Lunchtime at a Rain Forrest Café, and one waiter is ...

Folks with Famous Peoples' Names; Carefully Hire a Construction Crew; Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House from 2019-06-27T10:00

A weekly meeting for those tortured by sharing a name with a known TV or film character… Simply put, the single worst construction crew ever assembled… Barely friends and barely 20, they share a...

Elderly Mob-run Bingo; Fenway Concession Vendor; 'Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything from 2019-06-25T10:00

A seniors’ Bingo Night is run by the mob, but not well… A concessions vendor works the stands and buddy it ain’t pretty up there… They love when the leaves turn color in the fall. For the locals...

Family Reunion with David Blaine; Operating on the wrong Patient; An A.I Workforce&One Human from 2019-06-20T10:00

When a Texas family gathering reveals the patriarch is an ancient wizard, so someone should call David Blaine… A team of surgeons discover they operated on the wrong patient and immediately get ...