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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

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#385: Here's To You, Matt from 2022-12-22T23:54:43

1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories

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#384: Baked Alaska from 2022-12-17T07:19:42

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

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#383: No Truth Required from 2022-12-12T04:24:02

1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.

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#382: Wisdom Teeth from 2022-12-02T06:49:36

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5-...

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#381: Stupid Don’t Get Tired. I do. from 2022-11-18T07:08:12

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably...

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#380: Midterm Madness from 2022-11-11T19:38:49

1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
3- We won by not losing big.
4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
5- Twitter has Twatted

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#379: Vote Vote Vote from 2022-11-05T02:50:08

1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
2- Twitter is dead.
3- Hate speech is real.
4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
5- Kyrie is Krazy.
6- ...

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#378: We're Number 4! from 2022-10-27T17:11:37

1- Its about the children…No, it's not.
2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.
3- Don’t debate after a stroke
4- Stop the s...

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#377: We’re Gonna Need That DNA from 2022-10-21T21:49:57

1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.
2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.
3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...
4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.
5- Sh...

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#376: I Should Have Bought An Apple from 2022-10-13T06:22:02

1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit
2- LA City Council a racist mess
3- Get in the union
4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children
5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?

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#375: Ladies and Gentlemen: Rudy Moreno from 2022-09-29T05:53:01

1- The Original Latino Comic
2- Yeah I know him and her and them
3- Santa Claus
4- Commerce has a Casino?
5- In this corner…
6- I love LA whatever happens
7- He’s now a rock st...

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#374: Fraud and the Frauding Fraudsters from 2022-09-23T17:26:22

1- Take his money.
2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.
3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.
4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message
5- Texas is number 1… in banni...

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#373: DeSantis De Idiot from 2022-09-16T16:26:27

1- Isn’t that human trafficking?
2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.
3- build a freeway Crush a home
4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.
5- Uh Oh, we’re ...

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#372: The Common Good from 2022-09-09T23:09:35

1- Mississippi will Mississippi

2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America

3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that

4- He’s going to get away with it

5- Angry, old white w...

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#371: That Train Is Coming, It’s Late But It’s Coming. from 2022-09-01T16:27:39

1- WATER

 

2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not 

 

3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em. 

 

4- Waitin on a train

 

5- Relax, ...

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#370: California Stories from 2022-08-27T03:46:22

1- Vegas
2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.
3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.
4- Bullet-proof backpacks
5- Not in my very expensive backyard
6- No gas in Ca...

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#369: Terrell Tilford Band of Vices from 2022-08-18T04:58:40

1- Bringing Art to an underserved world
2- No egos here
3- Some LeBron’s 97 million
4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.
5- It's all good news

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#368: Trump Takes The 5th from 2022-08-12T15:33:57

1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…
2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead
3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out
4- Damn those low gas prices
5- Serena’s greatne...

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#367: The End Of Days from 2022-08-05T03:14

1- Release Brittney Griner
2- Kansas Pro Choice
3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?
4- Defund the Library
5- Disney does it right
6- Your lawyers hate you
7- Cracker Barre...

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#366: All About Jessica from 2022-07-29T22:27:47

Live from Just For Laughs Montreal with Jessica Kirson

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#365: CANCELLED from 2022-07-23T03:37:19

1- Still in Montreal.
2- Still Hot in England.
3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.
4- Walgreens is not a church.
5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets
6- Bruce’s Beach is on...

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#364: There Is No Bottom from 2022-07-15T21:55:23

1- It's not a baseball catcher
2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter
3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)
4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)
5- It's denial that...

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#363: Santa In July from 2022-07-08T20:48:14

1- Highland Park Massacre
2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.
3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.
4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.
5- Free Brittney ...

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#362: Greg Proops The Smartest Man In The World from 2022-06-30T03:20:43

1- It all started in San Francisco...
2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.
3- England to unapologetic
4 - The Art of Teaching
5- 30 years and it’s still guns and aborti...

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#361: No Ethics from 2022-06-24T04:59:57

1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only
2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school?
3- He took the day off
4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken.
5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Sup...

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#360: Glad To Be Back, I Think... from 2022-06-15T07:00

1- I want to watch some perp walkin'.
2- But it's just a loan
3- I don’t have water. How about some gas?
4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up.
5- Young White Males
6- Crimina...

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#359: JESUS CHILDREN from 2022-05-26T15:52:59

Uvalde

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#358: Welcome Crystal Marie from 2022-05-19T23:57:02

Welcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie!

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#357: Who’s Better Than You? from 2022-05-13T06:19:52

1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives
2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence
3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men
4- It's not a ...

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#356: Comedy Gives Back with Zoe Friedman&Jodi Lieberman from 2022-05-05T04:04:21

1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add self
defense and security to services
2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally
3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we. Listen

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#355: Riffin With Griffin from 2022-04-28T03:37:41

1- Glad he didn't give up
2- Does art imitate life? Nah.
3- Free Speech? Time will tell..
4- Get rid of them angry followers
5- The Oscars? Pass.
6- Comedy and emotion
7- The b...

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#354: Stupid Is Armed from 2022-04-22T00:15:46

1- NYC
2- Masks? We were kidding. You’re fine.
3- Morning news. Morning bad news.
4- Execution: Texas-style
5- Marriage if church and state by the courts
6- Hey, China. We&r...

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#353: It's OK To Be A Unicorn from 2022-04-16T04:41:08

1- No, Tucker, a black mass shooter doesn’t make it okay.
2- Ghost guns are still guns
3- Stop those trucks
4- 10000 Ukrainians walk into a bar...
5- Inflation is rough all ove...

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#352: Brian Babylon from 2022-04-07T05:53:54

1- I started with Hannibal
2- Talk radio: a great job for the 80’s
3- Slap heard round the world
4- Black Lives Houses seem to matter
5- Men go to any lengths to find the Creep...

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#351: Did Something Happen Last Week? from 2022-04-01T04:38

1- Can’t talk about Fox News
2- Cant talk about Apple
3- Chris Rock and Will Smith.

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#350: Ketanji Brown Jackson from 2022-03-25T02:06:25

1- Best Tweet Ever
2- The Chairman calls the idiot from Tennessee.
3- Don't you know who I am?! Unfortunately, we do.
4- Why are Conservatives angry?
5- Mrs. Harris, will you be the ...

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#349: Chris McGuire Running The Room from 2022-03-10T05:59:45

1- From Snoop to Martha To Nikki to George... He writes the funny.
2- How do you get Cloris Leachman to work dirty?
3- Finding the funny for them
4- Boston, NY, LA
5- TV in the middl...

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#348: The World Famous Guy T from 2022-03-03T06:07:11

1- Guest Guy Torry
2- Phat Tuesday: The Place to Be
3- Good to be naive
4- Acting with the dark side of comedy
5- Doin' Life
6- Looking back and soaking it up
7- Country Music ...

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#347: Eating Salad Drunk from 2022-02-24T04:54:11

1- Putin over Biden? Don’t tell Reagan
2- Freedom to deny Freedom
3- Shipping and handling definitely cost extra
4- I’m going to Disneyland
5- EATING SALAD DRUNK by GABE ...

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#346: Jamie Kaler: Homeschooled from 2022-02-17T05:57:51

1- Sweet Taste of Urine
2- Navy Lieutenant surrenders to second grade
3- What’s my Name?
4- Funniest Dad
5- She’s checking her phone
6- The Parents Lounge
7- Thanks...

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#345: Joe Rogan Said from 2022-02-10T01:15:02

1- Voting rights: Gone.
2- Let’s ban the books!
3- The Freedom Convoy, isn’t.
4- He’s Black. Let's shoot him, again!
5- Leo Flowers on Life and Living

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#344: Time For Black Women To Make History from 2022-02-03T04:11:35

1- No such thing as bad publicity
2- Newsom is an idiot
3- Another Fox hero falls
4- Of course it's systematic racism
5- Black women are OVERQUALIFIED and better than you, Cruz.
6...

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#343: How Much Is Rich Worth? from 2022-01-27T06:57:34

1- John Stockton, we don’t need your assist.
2- Stupid SOB is a Stupid SOB
3- What’s her end game?
4- Ass whoopin Needed. Right NOW!
5- She did it just like the men do Listen

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#342: Welcome John Henson from 2022-01-20T17:17:16

1- Cancelled
2- Food, Wipeouts, and Soup
3- Scorpion and other inappropriate observations
4- Vaccinate white people
5- Kenny Ray? Coon Rapids? You do the math.
6- Good news. Subpo...

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#341: Aida Rodriguez from 2022-01-13T06:20:39

1- HBO MAX Special
2- Her personal is topical
3- Puerto Rican, Dominican, Light-skinned, LatinX. Let's add woman for fun.
4- Woke ain’t Woke
5- Generations
6- Anyone and eve...

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#340: Welcome Dwayne Perkins from 2022-01-05T23:26:56

1- International Comedy
2- Been Black and Brooklyn all over the world
3- What do they think of us?
4- Black Ice
5- Celebrity worship
6- Friends to the end, sort of.
7- It&rsquo...

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#339: 2021 is GONE from 2021-12-29T22:58:07

1- Insurgence
2- Vaccines and Variants
3- Billionaires in space
4- Schools open. Let's start shooting.
5- Schools open. Let's stop teaching.
6- Justice vs No Justice in Black and ...

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#338: Los Angeles Press Icon Patt Morrison from 2021-12-17T06:49:47

1- What happened to news?
2- Did the lie become the truth?
3- Congress with a conscience
4- Gen X, Y, Z and then…
5- No really, LA has a culture.
6- Dateline the Moon

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#337: Can we get Jesus for Justice? from 2021-12-09T04:02:51

1- Freedom of religion, as long as its my religion.
2- Look at the gun Jesus gave me for Christmas!
3- Is it a Dic Pic?
3- Science tries again. Science fails again.
4- First response...

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#336: Welcome Tom Papa from 2021-12-02T07:05:37

1- Old Fashioned Stand Up
2- A New Variant
3- Working with the best
4- A Tip on tipping
5- My Brother’s in trouble
6- Christmas tips you can’t use

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#335: The Verdict Is In from 2021-11-24T22:43

1- Rittenhouse: Not Guilty. No Surprise.
2- Ahmaud Arbery murderers: Guilty. Surprise.
3- When in doubt: SHOOT.
4- Can’t go this low
5- Oh- uhh, Happy Thanksgiving!

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#334: Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Laurie Kilmartin from 2021-11-18T17:22:52

1- Great writers write great
2- Yeah, death can be funny.
3- Doin' the work
4- Speaking for all women
5- Sesame Street
6- Good news…now don’t let me ruin it.

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#333: Welcome Stuttering John Melendez from 2021-11-11T03:19:43

1- Enough, Aaron
2- Joe Rogan is not a scientist, journalist, nor king.
3- Anti-Vax for life, which is a short time.
4- Ted Cruz insurrection
5- Straight White Male Perspective
6-...

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#332: The Republicans Are Coming, The Republicans Are Coming from 2021-11-03T23:56:17

1- Memory of a Golden Retriever
2- More Marjorie than AOC
3- If you mandate, they will quit… or not.
4- Welcome Michael Steele

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#331: A-Holes, Jerks, and Pricks… Oh My! from 2021-10-28T03:21:33

Interview with Jeff Cesario, Writer/Producer/Comic/Dad
1- What is wrong with us?
2- Adolescent country full of childish men
3- A-holes are rewarded
4- News is not news, it’s co...

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#330: SULI from 2021-10-21T02:35

An hour with Writer/Comedian/Actor/Producer Suli McCullough.
We talk:
1- Writing for the Emmy’s
2- Dave Chappelle
3- It's all political
4- Sports
5- Sneakers
And a who...

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#329: The Truth Is In The Emails from 2021-10-13T15:21:29

1- This is who you are, Gruden.
2- The NFL knows. So tell us.
3- I’ll be damned, Allen West finds the virus is real.
4- Don't tell me what to do with my body while I tell you what...

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#328: I'M BACK from 2021-10-06T07:00

1- The Talk Radio Experiment
2- Nothing Changes
3- Recall
4- Anti-vax Jesus and the NBA
5- Bubba and Michael win one
6- Can Tesla afford its racism?
7- Bruce’s Beach, tha...

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#327: Let's Do Better from 2021-06-18T22:57

1- Juneteenth
2- Put the gun away.
3- McConnell is making plans.
4- Texas is making a run to catch Florida.
5- Go to KBLA1580.COM and listen, please. The App is coming.
6- THANK Y...

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#326: You Are Not Magnetic from 2021-06-11T22:37

1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.”
2- Fair election. I’ll kill you.
3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination. Listen

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#325: Working With No Class from 2021-06-05T00:50:34

1- Check on a Republican
2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth.
3- Trust me it's a college
4- We're crazy about mental health issues
5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist.

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#324: I Came For Ice Cream from 2021-05-28T22:59:57

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again...
2- It was about policing, remember?
3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot.
4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?!
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#323: The Bible said WHAT? from 2021-05-22T05:16:29

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas.
2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh?
3- Straight white men will be alright
4- I deny rac...

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#322: 26 Million Could Have Bought Gas from 2021-05-14T21:08

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.
2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.
3- Take off that mask.
4- Bankrupt? Only morally.
5- Hey, kid. ...

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#321: Foxmania from 2021-05-07T23:12:56

1- Back to work
2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING.
3- Who throws a whopper?
4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists.
5- Our only idea is NO.
6- Our next Governor
7- "But, Yo...

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#320: Da Butt from 2021-04-30T04:26:55

1- Bad cops and Bad cops
2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins.
3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up.
4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win.
5- Damn your n...

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#319: You Can Believe What You Saw from 2021-04-23T21:39:03

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty
2- Systematic Racism
3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need.
4- The Founding Fathers said
5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'.
6- God definitely has a sen...

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#318: A Vaccine For Bullets from 2021-04-17T17:07:49

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news
2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal.
3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it.
4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot any...

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#317: CANCEL THAT, NO WAIT, NEVERMIND from 2021-04-09T18:40:31

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money
2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector...
3- Who wants to die now?
4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth?
5- You’re fired..
6- Sh...

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#316: Namaste from 2021-04-02T00:41

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial
2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO.
3- Way to go, Pete.
4- Wait, what? They want to vote?
5- I vote you don’t fly Delt...

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#315: THE MORE I KNOW PEOPLE THE MORE I LIKE DOGS from 2021-03-26T21:54:50

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing.
2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'?
3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth.
4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote.
5- ...

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#314: Call It What It IS from 2021-03-19T22:04:27

1- A hate crime is not a bad day.
2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists.
3 - Jen Psaki don’t play.
4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place.
5- Reefer Madness Listen

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#313: Where Were You When We Closed? from 2021-03-12T06:31:38

1- Stimulating Stimulus
2- I voted NO but that was yesterday
3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions
4- Guess who’s voting by mail
5- Princess of Pain

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#312: Lyin' Ted from 2021-03-05T20:19:33

1- Welcome to Florida
2- Texas is open
3- Golden idols made in Mexico
4- CPAC and the C is for CULT
5- Lyin Ted is lyin again.
6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries.
7- Dr. Sue...

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#311: Brokenhearted from 2021-02-26T22:00:50

1- He’s only 13. He’s just a boy.
2- You took the money. You pay the price.
3- Regulation: It saves you cash and kept the lights on.
4- The cost of tragedy
5- VIP’s...

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#310: F**k Off, Tim Tebow from 2021-02-19T07:17:27

1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico.
2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real.
3- Enough of the former guy
4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT.
5- Pull yourself up? We...

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#309: Imagine A Real Trial from 2021-02-13T01:37:34

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense
2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty
3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired!
4- Cheney as a voice of Reason??...

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#308: Hypocritical Hypocrites and their Hypocrisy from 2021-02-04T19:55:18

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations.
2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya.
3- McConnell hates that the Dems have lear...

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#307: Whole Lot Of Crazy Goin On from 2021-01-29T05:51

1- Biden said his name
2- Laser beams, Communists... Hello, Marjorie.
3- Got that Hydroxy. Anyone? Anyone?
4- Oregon is scary.
5- Don’t Game with Gamers.
6- You bought your ...

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#306: WE MADE IT from 2021-01-22T00:30

1- We’ve inaugurated sanity
2- Thank you, Amanda Gorman. Black Girl Magic takes over DC.
3- Trump slinks out like garbage with over 1 protester
4- Caught up in the moment
5- Ke...

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#305: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” -George Carlin from 2021-01-11T23:07:25

1- There’s no crying in terrorism.

2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun.

3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas

4- Racists anarchists terrorists and th...

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#304: Shine Up Yo Ass Kickin' Shoes from 2021-01-04T22:45:11

1- Treason by any other name

2- Remember states rights

3- Covidiots of Cali

4- NY Karen hiding in Cali

5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered.

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#303: Be Kind from 2020-12-23T23:16

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa

2 - $600 whether you need it or not

3 - Where’s that other 700 billion?

4 - He almost got right

5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud???...

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#302: Looking for the Good from 2020-12-19T00:30

1 - Thought it would be quiet

2 - BLM Never stop saying it

3 - Resist Quit Threaten KKK That's 4 stories

4 - Pain Compliance. That’s a thing

5 - Good News Giving away bil...

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#301: The Aliens are Right from 2020-12-11T21:43:25

1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon

2 - Be consistent in your BS

3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google

4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these

5 - Mandator...

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#300: Candace Please from 2020-12-03T01:18:46

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.

2- I just need to practice lying.

3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.

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#299.5: Cancelled from 2020-11-20T21:55:41

1- This show has been cancelled. They all are.

2- Do as I say not as I do.

3 - If it's leaky, get a new one.

4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying.

5- Symmetry

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#299: He Won, She Won, We Won from 2020-11-10T19:11:33

1- Biden/Harris WIN

2- All it took was counting the votes

3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already.

4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers!

5-...

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#298: Garbage In, Garbage Out from 2020-11-04T23:21:10

1- Who Won? Who Knows?

2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open?

3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO.

4- More states legalize much needed we...

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#297: Next Week Is Exhausting from 2020-10-30T23:43:35

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 

2- Trump Office of Science?

3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to

4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 

5- B...

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#296: Keep It Fair from 2020-10-20T22:29:32

1- the Anti-Endorsement

2- We’ll do anything to keep these courts unfair.

3- Get him with his science

4- So how does this Twitter thing work again?

5- We are the real men...

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#295: A Handmaids Tale from 2020-10-14T05:03:47

1- Sham Hearings

2- What if she were Muslim?

3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY.

4- Don't drop your ballot in the box

5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy.

6- L...

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#294: Rooting for the Fly from 2020-10-10T00:32:01

1- VP debate: let’s get a ref.

2- That fly was doing what flies do

3- That militia is a gang

4- You’re charged with murder, uh... and fired.

5- No Nobel prize for you

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#293: Jesus Christ, He's Got The 'Rona from 2020-10-02T17:58:48

1- Trump gets Covid… I think.

2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?!

3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here.

4- She went to Rhodes College so s...

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#292: SAY HER NAME from 2020-09-24T16:21:33

1- Her Life Mattered

2- Wanton Endangerment of Justice

3- Truth? About White Supremacists? What government is this?

4- What IS a hate crime, Iowa?

5- RIP to the Notorious...

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#291: I Want A Cult Of My Own from 2020-09-15T06:05:30

1- I’m safe. You... not so much.

2- Four in 1 equal whopper

3- It will get cooler

4- Damn Antifa and their unknown cars

5- Slow that Camry down

6- NO ONE WANTS COPS...

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#290: Labor Day: Still Workin' from 2020-09-08T05:58:53

1- Law and Order my azz

2- Stars and Stripes forever

3- This is what the players did

4- Black on black crime of the highest order

5- Too many, too soon

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#289: More Than Sports from 2020-08-28T17:30:50

1- Jacob Blake: Say his name.

2- Kyle Rittenhouse is a criminal.

3- Athletes matter. Thank you all.

4- Shuckin' and Jivin' for the RNC

5- Anti-mask parents schooled by ki...

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#288: The DNC&The NBA from 2020-08-23T17:24:01

1- The speeches tho

2- Buy Goodyear

3- Bannon fraud

4- Shut up, Lil' Marco.

5- Bye, Laurie.

6- Never shut up and dribble.

7- A pussy is tougher than you.

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#287: I'm Hypocritical AF from 2020-08-12T16:48:47

1- Biden/Harris

2- Losing from the front

3- I got nothing.

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#286: Find Something New from 2020-08-04T05:11:57

1- 3 Men and a Baby

2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader

3- Demon sex makes me sleepy

4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line

5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah.

6- Presi...

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#285: “Old Religion, New Virus” from 2020-07-27T21:43:47

1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell.

2- My quote is Fake News

3- He caught the Fake Virus

4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus!

5- Mask wars

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#284: "Greatest Test Ever" from 2020-07-21T17:17:33

1- I’m back to new normal

2- He passed the test, so did a brick.

3- A Real American Hero

4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much...

5- Dr Fauci's worst w...

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#283: "I CAN'T" from 2020-07-14T02:36:20

1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him...

2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing.

3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools.

4 - If...

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#282: Stupid Hurts from 2020-07-07T16:03:59

1- Tragically, we’re shooting again.

2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump.

3- Kanye, enough clown shit.

4- Can’t cancel Hamilton

5- The indestructible 20’s<...

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#281: Covidiots Are Back from 2020-06-30T02:20:48

1- Texas finds science.

2- Florida doesn’t.

3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus

4- Karen and Ken bought a gun

5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose

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#280: I Love Gen Z from 2020-06-22T23:50:20

1- I may get cancelled

2- The truth shall set you free

3- I was fine until you tested me

4- Wish I was wrong

5- A new low... Again

6- Tik Tok kids

7- Go get e...

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#279: THE G.O.A.T. from 2020-06-15T21:36:20

1- Atlanta on fire

2- Hanging is always suspicious

3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity

4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost

5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to fo...

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#278: "Headlines" from 2020-06-09T00:24:43

1- Long week
2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5.
3- Fox News is still Fox News
4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism
5- Shut up ...

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#277: Our First Week Open from 2020-05-30T00:43:38

1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week.
2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up.
3- You realize thugs and looters come in ...

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#276: God Gave You A Brain. It's Okay To Use It from 2020-05-22T23:50:10

1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere
2- He ain’t bright
3- Obama congratulates graduates
4- Does he stay or does he go now?
5- Religion vs science: You lose.
6- A Flori...

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#275: Ain’t Freedom Free To Be Dumb from 2020-05-15T18:32:08

1- I doth protest
2- Bill Gates is not out to kill you
3- Call it what it is. Racist, misogynistic baby talk.
4- Obamagate is real. Real BS.
5- Karen Karen Karen
6- Real heroes being...

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#274.5: It's Just A Mask from 2020-05-09T04:19:26

1- Been busy. Only 1/2 an episode.
2- Thanks for letting me be myself
3- Mask politics
4- Mask Killing
5- Masking common sense
6- Justice for Ahmaud Arbery
7- Just be nice, dammit...

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#274: I Ain't Mad At'Cha from 2020-04-30T17:45:54

1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is.
2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb."
3- We’re #1. One a million and counting...
4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough...
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#273: Are They All Bad? from 2020-04-23T17:39:17

1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free.
2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools.
3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test.
4- Vegas is a gamble
5- Who finances this operation...

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#272: Jackie Robinson Was Better Than All Of Us from 2020-04-15T20:55:21

1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum
2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica
3- Propaganda checks
4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not.
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#271: It's A Conspiracy from 2020-04-06T23:50:43

1- Scoreboard Celebrities
2- Hey, Jared. Yes, they’re ours. It's in the title.
3- It ain’t 5G
4- Ok, churches. God gave us brains. Let's use them.
5- Never apologize for mocking stupidi...

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#270: In A Brooklyn Bubble from 2020-03-31T02:46:38

1- Let's drop his ratings.
2- Stay inside and out of Florida.
3- Keep your distance. Really.
4 - Yes. We are that bad.
5- What are you doing?
6- If you’re walking the streets of Broo...

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#269: Stupid Don't Get Tired from 2020-03-18T06:01:07

1- No leadership
2- Left Africa to stand in line
3- Keep laughing
4- Scientists are smarter than politicians
5- Did i mention no leadership?
6- KUDOS to the food chain people
7- E...

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#268: Travels, man. Travels. from 2020-03-05T20:50:53

1- Ship to LA to FL to LA to MIL to LA to TX to Cape Town!
2- Super Tuesday
3- Please support your democrat.
4- First symptom is stupid
5- I’ll be back.

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#267: President's Day from 2020-02-16T00:02:27

1- This avoiding the constitution is hard
2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares.
3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares.
4- Racist calls racist a racist
5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some...

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#266: State Of My Union from 2020-02-05T17:23:39

1- Why watch? I knew he was lying.
2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus.
3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay.
4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it.
5- Respect Ko...

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#265: R.I.P. Kobe from 2020-01-29T04:30:34

1- Goodbye, Kobe.
2. More Impeachment BS

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#264: Happy New Year from 2020-01-09T02:56:41

1- I screwed up, it's ep 264
2- Happy? I’m not sure...
3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin.
4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive
5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time.
6- Comedy i...

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#263: HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY from 2019-12-20T00:44:28

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY.
2 - What else ya need?
3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back.
4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes. Listen

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#262: Word Salad from 2019-12-04T23:14:24

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did.
2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno.
3– History will show that we really screwed up.
4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. Th...

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#261: I Conspire To Conspiracies from 2019-11-20T17:46:50

1– Impeachment daily wrap up
2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this
3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick
4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please sen...

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#260: Election Day and So Forth from 2019-11-12T05:39:08

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican.
2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby.
3- Let's see some Obama balloons
4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction...

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#259: Lock Him Up from 2019-10-28T17:14:39

1- Even when good, he’s bad
2- Lock him up
3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here.
4- Jesus needed a soundtrack
5- We are on fire. That is not g...

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#258: Stupid Is As Stupid Does from 2019-10-16T21:01:14

1- Trump Free Zone. Nope. 2- Can’t we just combine them and build one? 3- I like Bill 4- Don’t give up, even when there's reason to give up. 5- Like father like son. Trump Jr. a.k.a. Son of Dumb...

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#257: Rich *sshole Syndrome from 2019-10-08T16:53:44

1– He’s unhinged
2– My great and unmatched wisdom does not exist
3– Guilty 10 years
4– Dog lives matter
5– It should pay to go to college
6– Rich assholes now have a syndrome. They’v...

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#256: Treason! High Treason, I say! from 2019-09-24T20:42:06

1– We got the JAZZ
2– Who built this house?
3– Treason: plain and simple
4– Start the impeachment, please.
5– If they or them say so, they are.
6– Once you bite a camel's balls…

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#255: Are We Ready For Some Football? from 2019-09-17T15:37:31

1- Well I’ll be damned... Kavanaugh is a slimeball. 2- “Stay Pending Appeal” needs to stay out of Supreme court 3- When will we question the liar? 4- US to Kuwait by way of Scotland? Let's try t...

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#254: This Time It's Personal from 2019-09-04T01:36:42

1– If you don’t like it, Don’t Watch it.
2– 53 Dead: A new record
3– American Airlines, It's not just me.
4– Stand your ground = manslaughter
5– Finally a bad one dies
6– The activit...

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#253: I'm Tired Of It from 2019-08-19T16:18:24

1- Anti-Fa is not pro-terror. It's ANTI-FASCIST. 2- 2019 or 1955 3- Go see The Look. Spoiler: black people you’ve seen it already 4- Jay Z and the NFL 5- Simone Biles is the GOAT 6- RIP Cedric B...

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#252: The Murder Edition from 2019-08-06T16:03:08

1- 4 shootings over 40 dead, if you’re keeping score.
2– Yes, it's racism. Yes, it's Trump. And it was Dayton, not Toledo.
3– No, it wasn’t video games or gay marriage.
4– The Times drops ...

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#251: The Squad from 2019-07-17T04:27:47

1- Crazy travels
2- It's hard to defend my racist.
3- Pelosi vs The Squad: Trump wins.
4- Send pedophiles to gen pop!
5- Heirs property is real wealth
6- Who does he play for?
7- ...

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#250: WOW 250 EPISODES from 2019-06-28T17:26:08

1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING!
2- We’re debating early
3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type.
4- Republican power forever
5- Gimme that ...

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#249: Now Back To Reality from 2019-06-14T16:16:55

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true.
2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that.
3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m sayin...

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#248: Survey Says: Sorry Not Sorry from 2019-06-03T18:43:08

1- Still Shooting
2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money.
3- You voted against your life
4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked.
5- Commander in Cheat

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#247: A Recipe For Disaster from 2019-05-19T03:57:02

1- Talibama Abortion
2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money.
3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer
4- We’re under attack by us
5- Space Force
6- Terror plot in comedy
7- Real superiors prose...

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#246: Sportz from 2019-05-11T04:59:58

1- School shooting heroes saw we need them
2- World Cup goes to Socks
3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE.
4- Tiger Tiger Tiger
5- Hardly Davidson
6- Billion dollar bum
7- ...

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#245: Get to CEO school NOW from 2019-04-26T00:18:54

1- Biden without Obama?
2- First Power the Policy
3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man
4- Hire your own lawyer
5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal
6- Wait, the law applies...

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#244: The Lie Becomes The Truth from 2019-04-10T18:47:06

1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying.
2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy.
3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home
4– Different color, same hypocrisy
5– Kudos to...

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#243: It's The Economy, Stupid from 2019-03-27T21:08:11

1– Forget Mueller, Get elected
2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now
3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown
4– Jussie, W.T.F.?!
5– Tournament Time
6– Let's play nice

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#242: Stupid Goes To School from 2019-03-14T23:24:20

1- I paid my money and my kids goin'.
2- When you’re an idiot, everything is complicated.
3- I can see the prices going up.
4- It doesn’t take a resolution to know it's wrong.
5- Man up...

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#241: The FiXXer from 2019-03-01T17:25:17

1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets
2- No f**ks given
3- Black friend for hire
4- Guarantee your loss to AOC
5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing.
6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy

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#240: BAD MONTH from 2019-02-22T07:08:18

1– Jussie Smollett: ASSHOLE
2– State of Emergency over at the buffet
3– They were right. There was voter fraud.
4– Zion, Hope You're okay. College sports isn’t.
5– White is not a race.<...

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#239: Let America Be America Again from 2019-02-13T07:17:19

1– Dry Land
2– State of the Union
3– She Clapped back
4– Fundamentally Broken
5– Tough Choices
6– Guess I’ll take old racism over new racism
7– Let America Be America Again

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#238: Winning Winning Winning Always Winning from 2019-01-26T07:37:37

1- Shut up, Shutdown
2- It's just a Friday
3- The real evil
4- MAGA hoods
5- White terrorist
6- Don’t mess with the AOC
7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady

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#237: Masculinity Mac and Cheese from 2019-01-18T07:16:10

1- New Mac, old problems
2- It's raining
3- Trump, Pelosi. Pelosi, Trump.
4- Single issue luxury
5- Rolls Royce luxury
6- Thank you, Ms. Cortez.
7- Thank you, government workers.<...

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#236: The Government Is More Important from 2019-01-04T17:27:33

1- Comics on Comics
2- Tiffany can bomb.
3- Louis can try jokes.
4- Burr is not racist.
5- Trump is racist.
6- Let's open the government, then judge jokes.
7- New laws?

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#235: Mary And Joseph Were Refugees from 2018-12-22T04:09:35

1 - Buy the Wall, Buy the Wall
2 - Tucker advertisers not dirty
3 - Hate is a real consequence
4 - Mar A Lago is a mar a dump
5 - Banking While Black
6 - $7 is charity, right?
7 -...

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#234: The Good News Is... from 2018-12-11T07:59:32

1- Didn’t make Top 10
2- Carnegie Hell No
3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary.
4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary.
5- Biblical lies to polit...

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#233: No Good News from 2018-11-29T04:07:03

1– No news is good news. There’s just no good news.
2– Good guy with gun is black guy with gun is dead
3– Racism still works in Mississippi.
4– The art of the deal closed the plant.
5– ...

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#232: Thanks, True Believers from 2018-11-18T18:54:23

1- Not even fire can make him human.
2- My own private fireman.
3- Well I tried to vote...
4- Shoot first, ask questions never.
5- What, no coffee? Shoot.
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#231: I Couldn't Bear To Watch from 2018-11-07T21:38:46

1- The Blue Wave
2- I love the women
3- Governors, Gays, and Goodbye, Evil
4- White men are still angry
5- Thank you, Ms. Biles.

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#230: Bombed, Beaten, and Bullied from 2018-10-27T05:11:21

1- Shout out to the funny
2- The right to life isn't yours.
3- You might not vote in Georgia if...
4- Bombed
5- Her true color is black-face.
6- We've reached a new low.
7- Buy yo...

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#229: They Deserve Each Other from 2018-10-12T06:51:37

1- Op-Ed is an old school tweet
2- Tell Melania that Kanye wrote "Gold Digger"
3– Babysitting while black
4– Guilty. It's about time. Guilty.
5– "Help, Siri, It’s a cop."
6– Hurrican...

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#228: Did Something Happen Last Week? from 2018-10-03T01:44:19

1– Rich, white, male, privilege
2- Kanye: crazy, black, male privilege
3– Different kind of crazy
4– Baseball. Thank God, there’s baseball.

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#227: Namaste from 2018-09-21T06:08:36

1– It may be bad but he’ll make it worse.
2- Damn that Helen Keller.
3- My racism isn’t racist.
4- Skinhead resume.
5- Thank you, Dr. Phil.
6- Yoga is out to get you.
7- Unreal sp...

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#226: Today In Sports... from 2018-09-11T04:51:28

1- Do you know a law?
2- Your home is my home, so I’ll shoot you.
3- Serena is right. Game, set, and match.
4- Sacrifice everything. Yes, he did.
5- My Nikes will be wearing Nikes.

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#225: My Wife Did It from 2018-08-30T15:29:52

1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did.
2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration!
3- The accountant is ready to talk.
4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did ...

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#224: And The Word Of The Week Is... Crazy from 2018-08-20T15:11:29

1- Thanks, Florida.
2- Unhinged... I got tapes.
3- Truth is Not Truth. Thats true.
4- Master race? You can’t get into Master Bedroom
5- Stephen Miller is a verified hypocrite
6- Thos...

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#223: I Watched A Murder from 2018-08-08T02:52:55

1 – Armando Frank was killed on YouTube. No indictment necessary.
2 – LeBron opened a school. People got mad. What The Fuck?!
3 – Don’t count your chickens, or Ostrich as the case may be. Listen

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#222: I'm Going To Canada from 2018-07-23T15:40:26

1- He would, or he wouldn’t, would he, wouldn’t he?
2- Treason? Nah, just Obama.
3- Jesus was ‘Merican.
4- I met James Comey. He’s tall.
5- Standing ground… again.
6- Sorry To Bother...

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#221: Self Made from 2018-07-12T05:30:34

1- Mr. Putin, your pet is at it again.
2- Oh great, now hate crimes come in all colors.
3- Here comes da judge.
4- A prosecutor who should be prosecuted
5- Rich famous, and now self-mad...

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#220: Not So Supreme Court from 2018-06-27T23:50:39

1. This decision makes sense. Just ask God.
2. Benefits! Get your free benefits here!
3. You will be sentenced to 30 years.
4. Horrible women
5. Permit Patty, Mike Huckabee, and other n...

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#219: I Was Wrong, We All Are from 2018-06-20T18:04:03

1- I was wrong. Don’t arrest me. 2- Horrible people, I’m noticing a pattern. 3- Locking up kids. 4- Control costs more than money. 5- Take some R&R and get laid black

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#218: Winners, Losers, and Champions from 2018-06-11T16:48:44

1- Hello, Officer, there's an NFL playing burglar outside.
2- If Canada is angry, it's you, not Canada.
3- Will they or won't they? Only Singapore knows.
4 - Piece of cake as long as it's ...

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#217: The News Is New... Or Not. from 2018-05-27T00:40:33

1- America First, whether we like it or not.
2- New police tactics seem to match old police tactics.
3- M.A.G.A. with no jobs or hospitals or housing or…
4- NFL: No Fans League
5- I’ll ...

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#216: Put Down The Phone from 2018-05-17T03:21:28

1- Stop calling cops. 2- I’ll be at the cookout. 3- Doing everything at the police station. 4- Gas is going up. Where’s that coal powered car? 5- Iran, Jerusalem, confusion, war. 6- I’ll bet on ...

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#215: I Moved, Society Hasn't from 2018-05-01T16:31:54

1- Bad comes in 3s
2- Moving: now where’d you put that?
3- James Shaw is a HERO.
4- 80,000 good guys with guns can't match one black hero.
5- Speaking of heroes... Michelle Wolf is mine...

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#214: Resurrected Again from 2018-04-05T06:02:37

1- Moving blues
2- The What House?
3- The new normal
4- Wah wah. I want my hate treated fairly.
5- Fox News would not like M.L.K.
6- M.L.K. would not like 2018
7- Baseball snow days

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#213: Well If You Balance The Budget... from 2018-03-29T06:20:58

1- March For Our Lives
2- Why is Rick talking?!
3- You look like my daughter.
4- Thou Shalt Not-- Ahhh, go ahead.
5- Yes, we forgave Bill. He rebalanced the budget.
6- Trump Friends<...

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#212: It's A Conspiracy from 2018-03-18T19:11:18

1- So while I was porn-- I mean, Storm surfing...
2- Too big to fail? Let's get smaller.
3- Make my wall a fence.
4- There's got to be a lazy one around here somewhere.
5- We will retur...

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#211: And The Winner Is... 'Merika from 2018-03-06T18:11:57

1 – The Oscars.
2 – We’re shooting. Not a movie, a school.
3 – In God we trust. We also trust the AR-15.
4 – Life is sacred. Well, for the baby Mom, not so much.
5 – Coal + Steel = jobs...

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#210: The Sporting Issue from 2018-02-28T17:51:21

1- Yeah, there’s money in it. Grow Up. 2- I’m paid to talk about not paying college athletes. 3- The pros get it. 4- I love Olympians. 5- I gotta learn to Curl. 6- Kudos, Ms. Vonn. 7- Hey, Fox N...

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#209: Dry Land: Did I Have To Come Back? from 2018-02-22T02:10:29

1- Unplugged and I like it.
2- Little said, Nothing done.
3- School shooting again.
4- "Backpacks! Got those bulletproof backpacks here!"
5- I’m not sure who’s insane: him or US.
6- ...

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#208: You See I'm At Sea from 2018-02-07T05:53:50

1- Dial Up News.
2- State of the Union.
3- Obama, would you stop it?
4- Today, I’m a Philly fan.
5 - Dry land is in my future.

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#207: Shutdown? SHUT UP from 2018-01-23T17:34:12

1- Shut 'em down.
2- My grandfather had the answer.
3- Making America great again costs money.
4- We fold.
5- I’m 6’3, 239 lbs. Real news of fake weight.
6- Will someone tell tubby ...

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#206: It's Like, Really Smart from 2018-01-12T04:39:06

1- Smart people are too smart to say it.
2- You didn’t believe that wall story, did you?
3- You wanted the con.
4- Nice, sweet racists.
5- "We was just bein' ‘Merikkkan."
6- A tough ...

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#205: Happy New Year from 2018-01-04T02:57:53

1- Yes, California is high. LEGALLY.
2- Buttons
3- I resolve to get rich
4- It's a new year, I’m shipping milk and pumping gas.
5- Jesus Coins
6- Hey, Brother, can I build you a statue?

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#204: Year End Savings from 2017-12-28T05:02:31

1- Taxing: the long con.
2- Listen to Pop.
3- Bye, Felicia.
4- 7 dirty, I mean, intelligent words.
5- Spicer and the Mooch
6- Alternative facts from Fake News
7- Yep, that’s a hur...

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#203: Wrong Again Thank God from 2017-12-13T15:52:43

1- I’m wrong. Thank you, Alabama.
2- They cry voter fraud because none of their disenfranchisement worked.
3- Trump unfit to clean toilets. We knew it, but it's still nice to hear.
4- Fea...

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#202: They Surrender, I Surrender from 2017-12-08T23:13:12

1- Goodbye, Al Franken. 2- Goodbye, Trent. Who? Who the hell is Trent?! No one cares. 3- The morality of politics or politics of morality. 4- A black life mattered. 5- I apologize, Ms Vonn. 6- F...

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#201: That Didn’t Last Long from 2017-11-29T02:50:22

1- Thanks for nothing, Tiger.
2- No pie for you.
3- Couldn’t make it through one speech... Pocahontas? Really?!
4- Date 14 year olds or arrest guys trying to date 14 year olds? WWJD?
5-...

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#200: Still Talkin' from 2017-11-22T19:47:45

1. I’m back from vacation.
2. Citizen of the Year.
3. Lookin' for the good.
4. Trickle down again.
5. International House of Twitter Feuds.
6. Vigorous Denial.
7. It's ok. Joseph ...

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#199: We're Shooting Again from 2017-11-06T22:17:49

1- Mass Murder in Church.
2- Thoughts, prayers, and other Top 10 hits.
3- Hey, FB, track dis!
4- "Donna Brazile, thank you." Signed, the Republicans.
5- Terrorize NY? The city keeps ru...

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#198: On&On It’s The Same Song from 2017-11-02T04:33:20

1. Happy Indictment Day!
2. Gone to Canada, home to same ole things.
3. Weekly White Supremacist
4. Bump Stop ain't stopped
5. Football, politics: same nothing
6. Sexual harassment g...

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#197: I'm Anti You from 2017-10-11T06:32:49

1- Another shooting but we’re not anti-gun.
2- Thoughts and prayers for sale.
3- Hey, kids, go to CEO school.
4- Pence is Anti-NFL. NFL is Anti-Pence.
5- Mississippi is Anti-you.
6- ...

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#196: The Ole Misdirection Play from 2017-10-02T18:19:47

1– Misdirection worked.
2- Respect the flag (available on t-shirts, boxers, or briefs)!
3- Dan Gilbert offended by those more racist than he.
4- President's Cup dedicated to Puerto Rico bu...

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#195: High School President from 2017-09-27T00:43:01

1- Take a knee.
2- Pop is WOKE.
3- Sadly, Katrina is now Puerto Rican.
4- Russians Emails? Puerto Rico? Health Care? Nope, let's cry about football.

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#194: It's Not That Difficult. Just Don’t Be An A**hole. from 2017-09-13T03:27:35

1- 9/11: We remember and thank you to the heroes.
2- Hurricanes bring out the worst, the best, and the worst again.
3- 8 year old hanged. That's attempted murder.
4- BLM leadership, Lets ...

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#193: Do The Opposite from 2017-09-05T15:07:06

1- Have a wonderful flood!
2- That’s what the Government does.
3- Lock the church, there’s a flood out there.
4- The Big Lie is just that.
5- Don’t take away my dream.
6- My sword is...

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#192: Nothing to See Here from 2017-08-28T17:07:30

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#191: Charlottesville New But Not New from 2017-08-17T06:03:13

1- Uncivil war.
2- Trump: the alt-President.
3- They need us. We don’t need them.
4- Stupid in all colors.

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#190: While I Was Out from 2017-08-09T23:30:56

1- Oh Canada.
2- What I did this summer.
3- Healthcare: here, gone, and back again.
4- W.W.E. Trump wants war.
5- Opiod… Crisis?
6- Some good news.
7- Then there’s Florida...

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#189: Live From Montreal from 2017-07-18T06:59:23

1- Canadian news.
2- Were you at the meeting?
3- Secret plans.
4- Just For Laughs.

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#188: Tweeting Is For The Birds from 2017-07-06T16:43:14

1- Twitter fight as news is fake news.
2- Unexpected high road.
3- Independence Is Un’merrikkkan.
4- Left vs Right, right?
5- We OD’d on Party Before solution.
6- Thou Shalt Not Stea...

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#187: I'm Sick Of Healthcare from 2017-06-30T06:29:59

1- CNN No.
2- Insult. Lie. Repeat.
3- Justice for "lady parts."
4- Healthcare reform is sick.
5- Just get a better job.
6- I don't understand.
7- We’re #1.
8- Deadly Stupid. Listen

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#186: The 1% from 2017-06-20T01:51:15

1- 'Dem chickens done come home.
2- Outrage? No, just mildly upset.
3- Black Lives Matter. We will not go away.
4- Beauregard, this here black woman’s got some questions for you.
5- Are...

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#185: Stupid Don't Get Tired from 2017-06-13T01:55:58

1- Comey talks. We listen. Nothing changes.
2- It's tough to be president the first time.
3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?).
4- Green Cards made in China.
5- Ethics, no...

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#184: Nance's Law from 2017-05-30T16:18:47

1- Thank you, Veterans.
2- BMW’s in a red state, stupid.
3- Obama’s Navy
4- Portland heroes: the silence was deafening.
5- Lets talk TREASON where’s that hangin rope
6- Nance’s Law Listen

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#183: Sad Times: The Price Of Life from 2017-05-25T00:36:43

1- Another terror attack.
2- Goodbye, Nicky Hayden.
3- Pro Life for all Life.
4- Just got back from Middle East.
5- I promise not to keep promises.
6- Black lives still don’t matter....

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#182: Not So Fast from 2017-05-17T17:25:59

1- Showboatin' with big hands will get you fired.
2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard.
3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets.
4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes...

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#181: You See What Happened Had Was from 2017-05-10T23:39:15

1- Vive Le France!
2- Sally Yates owns Cruz.
3- Comey fired. Yeah, it was the emails.
4- Hiding in the bushes.
5- SNL can’t keep up.
6- Sorry, Swami. Condolences to Chris Berman.

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#180: The Pakistani Diet from 2017-05-04T01:36:56

1- 100 days of nothing.
2- Can we get that Constitution out of the way?
3- Pakistan is in me and out of me.
4- Boston Racist? Uh YEAH.
5- Apple, I just don’t have enough devices.
6- ...

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#179: Back To The 50's from 2017-04-19T16:45:01

1- I need a "Where’s my Carrier?" app.
2- Let's go back to the 50’s.
3- Segregation and secretarial pools.
4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies.
5- Reefer Madness.
6- Yo...

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#178: If Someone Tells You Who They Are, Listen from 2017-04-12T05:07:38

1- Don’t bomb Syria. Save it for me.
2- Real Presidents drop bombs.
3- Coming to a Holocaust Center near you.
4- United: You paid for a seat, the police beatings are free.
5- Supreme Co...

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#177: Please Don't Shoot The Bears from 2017-04-06T02:38:55

1- UNC is #1!
2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go.
3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear."
4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe.
5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stab...

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#176: I'm Watching The Game from 2017-03-29T05:52:48

1- You sick people are not Making America Great.
2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.
3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!
4- No leggings except on supermodels...

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#175: Live And Let Live from 2017-03-22T23:05:39

1- Can’t shake with little hands.
2- Treason? Don’t worry, I got a Supreme Court guy.
3- We’re moving on in.
4- I got a little Texas in me.
5- Artificial Intelligence is sexy.

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#174: Tournament Time from 2017-03-13T18:54:43

1- Sorry about Trump... That’s False.
2- You’re Fired.
3– Captain Obvious. Hey, I’m in jail.
4- Get Out, King Kong.
5- Billion Dollar bracket.
6- Customer is king.

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#173: I Was Having A Good Day from 2017-03-07T17:56:10

1- Trump behaved...
2- Well... for 2 days then Obama tapped something.
3- Who didn’t talk to Russia?!
4- Ben Carson: Now my day is ruined.
5- Repeal healthcare, my day is worse.
6- B...

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#172:And The Oscar Goes To... from 2017-02-28T02:37:55

1- Great show I didn’t see.
2- Gary from Chicago is da man.
3- I wouldn't do dinner and neither will he.
4- You don’t agree.
5- What level is your racism?
6- I agree with W.
7- Sh...

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#171: I Doth Protest from 2017-02-21T02:04:48

1- Everyone’s protesting, No one is listening.
2- You get what you vote for.
3- Sweden’s fake attack not covered by real news.
4- Don’t listen to my boss.
5- NBA protests...

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#170: Respect My Authority from 2017-02-13T03:30:03

1- Who you calling illegal?!
2- Chicken costs how much?
3- 2 Sessions.
4- Publik Skools in trouble.
5- You weren’t gonna drink that water were you?
6- We’re all on TV.
7- I am not...

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#169: A Tale Of Two Countries from 2017-02-04T02:54:03

1- Jazz meets Country in Mexico.
2- Trump news again.
3- Pray for me.
4- Frederick Douglas saves victims of Bowling Green Massacre.
5- Go Falcons!

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#168: One Week In from 2017-01-27T19:45:05

1- The crowd was as small as your hand.
2- The alternative fact is...
3- Women marched for women, not against you.
4- Supremely bad nominees.
5- That SuperBowl thing.

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#167: This Reality Is Real from 2017-01-16T23:18:29

1- Great Americans Day my ass
2- Do something.. Oh wait you did.
3- Nice Klavern you have there.
4- Let's grab a pussy.
5- You see, what bully means is...
6- Yacht ...

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#166: 2017 Starts Off With a Bang&Not The Good Kind from 2017-01-10T07:22:16

1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my telepro...

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#165: Happy New Year... I Think from 2017-01-05T01:53:54

1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s ri...

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#164: The Death of Kindness from 2016-12-13T00:00

1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year
2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked
3- The Death of Kindness
4- Hidden Figures you should know

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#163: There Is No Escape from 2016-12-05T00:00

1- Trump calls Taiwan
2- In other Tweets
3- I doth protest
4- Stand your ground
5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt
6- Tiger's back
7- I don't care what you say, those are ...

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#162: Happy Thanksgiving, I Hope from 2016-11-28T00:00

1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope
2- I don't need education in education to run education
3- Security? We’re going to need some money
4- Being President is good for business
5- Kris Humphri...

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#161: If You're Happy And You Know It from 2016-11-17T00:00

1- Who’s happy? Where they at?
2- Cabinet of Deplorables
3- No, its not OK
4- I can’t make it better
5- Leave my TV at home

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#160: TRUMPED from 2016-11-10T00:00

1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs
2 - First 100 daze
3 - I need a truck and a gun

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#159: Just Email Me C/O the FBI from 2016-10-31T00:00

1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe
2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner
3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding
4 - This H...

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#158: It All Comes Together from 2016-10-22T00:00

1 - Undecided about debates
2 - Read a book
3 - Well you build the highways...
4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it
5 - Time off from nothing
6 - Pedals dead....clowns li...

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#157: Just Clowning Around from 2016-10-16T00:00

1- Trump said something
2- Fake story only clowns would believe
3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller
4- Batman vs the Clown
5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown
6- The Exploding clown ...

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#156: Send In The Clowns from 2016-10-06T00:00

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you
2 - That Mexican thing
3 - Damn book learnin'
4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car?
5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy N...

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#155: I Can't Decide What's Wrong With Undecided from 2016-09-29T00:00

1- Debate = Beating
2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment
3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers
4- The spin room couldn't spin this Listen

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#154: YES, BLACK LIVES MATTER from 2016-09-24T00:00

1 - That's a Bad Dude
2 - North Carolina Crazy
3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome
4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host
5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendme...

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#153: It's Deplorable from 2016-09-14T00:00

1- Take a picture take a knee
2- Backup American
3- Shoot or be fired
4- What color is your basket
5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you

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#152: You Lyin' To Me? from 2016-09-08T00:00

1- #lauering the bar
2- Separate and definitely not equal
3- Hates not selling
4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it
5- Chicago hits 500
6- I love fast women
7- ITT TECH comm...

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#151: The Hacker Made Me Do It from 2016-08-30T00:00

1 - Thou doth protest
2 - Flip flops made in Mexico
3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is
4 - Look at my Weiner
5 - The devil made me do it
6 - See it -- Fry it
7 - Naked and Afraid

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#150: Withdrawal from 2016-08-25T00:00

1 - No more Olympics
2 - I hate to overexaggerate
3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe
4 - Above the rim
5 - What have we got to lose? Everything.
6 - Leave Leslie alone
7 - I’m sorry he s...

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#149: Goin' for the Gold from 2016-08-14T00:00

1- Golden Women
2- Michael “Dolphin “ Phelps
3- Usain the Artist
4- USA Basketball better stop watching Beach Volleyball
5- Tarnish on the Gold and Games
6- Trump can’t Trump the gam...

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#148: Conventioneering from 2016-07-26T00:00

1- Brothers at the RNC
2- Fact Checkers got tired
3- Get Hillary back on AOL
4- Policy, nah nevermind
5- Stewart roasts Lumpy
6- NBA does perfect crossover

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#147: Stop Or I'll Shoot! from 2016-07-06T00:00

1-Alton Sterling shot, here we go again
2-No CHP this isn’t a movie
3-Guns don’t kill, I did
4-Hillary's not a criminal unless you already believe she is
5-NBA has a black card, that’s ...

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#146: Here We Go Again from 2016-06-15T00:00

1- Mass shooting cycle
2- Trump wants to fight
3-Florida’s bad week
4- Beauty ruined
5- No Trans Bathroom, but trans porn is ok though
6- Hope in a loss

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#145: I'm Rattled Too from 2016-05-26T00:00

1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped
2. Transgender State of Emergency
3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination
4. Clarence is at it a...

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#144: Intelligent Immigrant with Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson from 2016-05-10T00:00

Guests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson
1- Republican party is dead, again
2- Pure evil endorses Trump
3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows
4- It's on the internet. It must be...

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#143: I'm With Her from 2016-05-03T00:00

1-Cruz out Kasich out -- its all Trump
2-Repubs are rushing to Hillary #nevertrump
3-It all started with Palin...or Bachman or Santorum or insert crazy here
4-Fox News confused
5-Beyonc...

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#142: Hong Kong Phooey from 2016-04-27T18:42:10

1- Back from Asia...no yellow fever
2- Tough losses last week
3- Hillary vs Donald vs America
4- Apple cars and lead pipes, at the same time
5- NASCAR leading the way. Backwards
6- N...

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#141: Tattoo My Face from 2016-04-12T22:10:48

1- I value New York Values
2- Face tattoos. So that's it. Thanks Bill.
3- Yep, I told you, NASCAR
4- Bernie vs Hillary
5- Damn Bill, even you?
6- I have met the enemy and he is us. N...

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#140: Ocean Meat with Owen Smith from 2016-03-31T07:00:18

1- Media for Money
2- Trump Women trump women
3- Here a gun there a gun but nowhere near me a gun
4- Stay in school kids
5- Ocean Meat
6- Our gaps are OK....This is ‘Merica dammit

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#139: I'm Back To Work from 2016-03-25T00:00

1- Voter fraud in AZ. Say it aint so
2- Trump and Cruz go after wives in new battle for a new low
3- We need fewer Muslims and more guns
4- Kid shoots pro gun mom from car seat
5- Get y...

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#138: All Trump All the Time from 2016-03-07T00:00

1- Not much news on 80’s cruise
2- I just heard about Oscars
3- Trump front page every day
4- Ben I’m gonna miss you
5- Cricket, really I can’t get with soccer and now you give me crick...

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#137: Can't Stop This Train from 2016-02-29T00:00

1- Mark Twain had it right
2- Not even Rove can stop him
3- Klan Rally, Trump Rally - Same Rally?
4- Sorry Bernie, time for reality
5- Smarter man than me says its not so bad
6- Wish...

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#136: Random Thoughts from 2016-02-20T00:00

1- Short and sweet...my quickest podcast ever
2- Historically Incorrect
3- Situational Constitutional
4- Trump up. Bush, not so much
5- Losing from the front
6- Beyonce is Black, oh my

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#135: Super Bowl Vs President from 2016-02-09T00:00

1- Superbowl vs President -- I’ll take Super Bowl
2- Cam, you do you
3- Beyonce in sexy outfit? Stop the presses.
4- Johnny Football beats a woman, you know, like a football player
5- N...

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#134: Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall from 2016-02-02T00:00

With special guests Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall
1- Cruz Crazy
2- Hillary Grassroots Clinton
3- Ben Carson beat the kids table
4- Kool and the who?
5- Goodbye Oregon
6- And the Os...

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#133: The Erotic Militia from 2016-01-09T00:00

1- Executive order is not martial law
2- The erotic militia
3- Constitution on/off switch
4- Natural born like Jesus intended
5- Luminosity not that smart
6- Powerball: hookers and c...

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#132: Happy New Year...we made it from 2016-01-02T00:00

1-HAPPY NEW YEAR we made it
2-There’s been a militia sighting, I think
3-Trump wins. Its liar award but he wins and that’s what counts
4-Black lives don’t matter
5-Cosby Arrested
6-S...

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#131: Grand Canyon? Where are you? from 2015-12-16T00:00

1-A mass shooting by any other name
2-Gins don’t kill Toasters don’t toast
3-Republican debate WW3 wins
4-Save the starving horse owners
5-Obama IQ not 102 but maybe it should be
6-...

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#130: Trump Vs Tea Party from 2015-12-09T00:00

1- San Bernardino: Too much is never enough
2- The cycle continues
3- Trump vs Tea Party: We all lose
4- Shooting is good for the gun biz
5- ESPN say don't see Concussion. I can’t wait ...

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#129: Everything...again from 2015-12-03T00:00

1- Mass Shooting- again
2- Its mental health, yeah, of congress
3- Racism- again
4- Trump Lies- again
5- Amy Schumer- TRUTH
6- Crazy laws blah blah blah
7- Mass shooting - again

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#128: Maz Jobrani and Suli McCullough from 2015-11-24T00:00

Guests: Maz Jobrani & Suli McCullough
1- Why think when you can bomb
2- A southern rally by any other name…
3- The American Dream sours with a drop of Muslim
4- The Original Refugees Listen

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#127: My War on Christmas from 2015-11-17T00:00

1-Terror in France, Republican Idiots at home
2-My Parents were Cuban refugees so lets keep out those refugees & other disconnects
3-Jesus was a Middle Eastern Refugee
4-Blame it on Obama<...

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#126: The Kiddie Table from 2015-11-12T00:00

1- Why is there still a kiddie table?
2- Trump's not funny...intentionally
3- Ben Carson is funny any way you slice it
4- I’m so loyal to Democrats I won't vote for a Democrat
5- Missou...

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#125: Jeff Korber, Owen Benjamin&Clayton Thomas from 2015-11-04T00:00

1- Brilliant guests: Jeff Korber, Owen Benjamin & Clayton Thomas
2- Don't ask me that
3- Preemptive impeachment
4- Constitution? We shot it.
5- where's my Oxy
6- Forget Oxy -- where'...

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#124: Lets Go Mets, please from 2015-10-29T00:00

1- Raise better deputies
2- Your question doesn't match my answer
3- Kansas birthday celebration
4- We've saved the bears -- lets kill 'em
5- We’ve saved the kids lets…uh oh
6- Lets ...

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#123: Goodbye Biden from 2015-10-21T00:00

1-Goodbye Biden
2-Politics + hypocrisy= funny
3-We lost 1 million ponds and saved our liberty
4-Guns vs Dildos, Lets go with Guns and shoot the dildos
5-Porn Kills, well not really but...

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#122: Maronzio Vance and Aida Rodriguez from 2015-10-14T00:00

With special guests: comedians Maronzio Vance and Aida Rodriguez
1- By popular demand we have guests
2- Hate for fun and profit
3- His name is Cayden
4- Trolls used to guard...

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#121: A Real Hero from 2015-10-05T00:00

1-We’re shooting again
2-Stuff happens and it is political
3-A real hero
4-If the 8 year olds had guns
5-Apparently I’m descended from immigrant agricultural workers
6-They learned t...

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#120: Hello Pope from 2015-09-27T00:00

1- Hello Pope
2- The Devil You know
3- Shut down the, oh never mind
4- Waa Waa...Trump is mad again Waaaa
5- TSA: The Stupid Agency
6- South Carolina is going Syrian
7- Baseball i...

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#119 - LIVE from LA Podfest 2015 from 2015-09-19T00:00

LIVE from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival 2015 Guest: Baron Vaughn, Tamer Kattan and Matt Kirshen 1- Republican Reality Show 2- Donald meet Arnold 3- 9/11? Oh that 9/11 4- Ahmed knows what time...

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#118: No Grown Ups Allowed from 2015-09-10T00:00

1- No grown ups allowed 2- Those fascinating Republicans 3- Well you looked black 4- Welcome to Phoenix. Its 1827...Start Shooting 5- Serena, Slam Them then Smile

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#117: Constitution Schmonstitution from 2015-09-03T00:00

1- Football is here & we're out of courts 2- I'm more rich old white man than you 3- A unicorn rode a rainbow to bring me news of black Republicans 4- You don't punish Tom Brady without perm...

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#116: Where's My Fall Guy? from 2015-08-26T00:00

1-Heroes 2-Another level of murder 3-We're number 1, sadly 4-Trump yeah, again 5-Long way from Confederate flag 6-ESPN bottom 10 7-Where's my fall guy?

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#115: No Trophy for You from 2015-08-21T05:31:01

1- Sex Sex Sex 2- Jared pays for trying to pay 3- Marriage is Sacred meet my wife Ashley Madison 4- Viagra for women? I'll faint 5- El Nino is coming 6- No Trophy for You 7- I wanna be in the NB...

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#114: Let's Take the Summer Off from 2015-08-12T00:00

1- The Donald, still
2- Even Megyn needed vacation
3- How to get to Sesame Street?
4- Days of our lives, in football
5- Target kids toys, hit PC
6- Lets take the summer off

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#113: ALL LIVES MATTER from 2015-08-05T00:00

1- Trump's not trumped 2- Carly wins NIT 3- Perhaps we can cook bacon in a pan 4- ALL LIVES MATTER 5- Hey Jon, thanks for the memories

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#112: Cover the Cover from 2015-07-31T00:00

1-Where is the reasonable Republican? 2-Where are those emails? 3-Cover the cover 4-Why are you looking at me thru your phone?

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#111: Where's My Oxy? from 2015-07-22T00:54:01

1- Canada: the new normal
2- Just loving Just For Laughs
3- War heroes don't win ESPYs
4- You call this an election?
5- God said shoot, I shoot
6- Where's my Oxy?
7- Ahh I'm gonna...

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#110: Hillary -- Tell us who you are from 2015-07-13T17:15:32

1- Amy is OK
2- Lower the flag only 150 years late
3- Hey media, Trump is not real
4- Hillary -- tell us who you are, really
5- What hotels are Justice Scalia staying in?
6- Hey Ken ...

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#109: Common Sense? from 2015-06-29T17:47:37

1- Obama needs to say n***er more often
2- 3 for 3 with Supreme court
3- Common Sense? Didn’t see that coming
4- Gay Marriage = Gay divorce...let the battle begin
5- Fair housing wins i...

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#108: Charleston Tragedy from 2015-06-19T00:14:02

1- Charleston Tragedy 2- I'm not black but I play one on NAACP 3- Trump for pres...of Hair Club for Men 4- Fair and Balanced? No, seriously. It could happen.

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#107: Cops Gone Wild from 2015-06-10T18:45:58

1- Back at it 2- Cops Gone Wild 3- Its my airport gun 4- Sarah Sarah 5- Family values at 1.7 million 6- Oh, that Wu Tang Clan 7- Caitlyn, so... 8- LeBron, you da man.

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#106: America the Big from 2015-06-02T19:08:20

1- America the Big 2 - America the Beautiful 3- Jesus, Porn and Western Boots

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#105: Welcome to Waco from 2015-05-21T13:42:33

1- Welcome to Waco guns, bikes, beer, boobs. What could go wrong?
2- Here’s an idea Texas: legalize more guns. That’ll stop the shooting
3- Privatize, uh, NO
4- How much is that presidency...

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#104: Slow Motion Riot from 2015-05-04T17:15:36

1- B’More careful...Slow Motion Riot
2- Black woman and their hair take charge
3- Justice for sale
4- Texas, yep, still crazy
5- Bachman, yep, still crazier
6- Fight of the century. ...

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#103: Thanks Canada from 2015-04-17T19:25:53

1- Black Lives Matter?
2- I’m sensing a pattern here?
3- Fight the power to I can’t breathe
4- Hey Dems, let's support a candidate that runs
5- Stand with Rand Paul, bring your skates Listen

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#102: Broken Hoof from 2015-04-06T22:43:55

1- Broken hoof
2- Welcome to school...we hate you
3- You're innocent at last
4- We hate gays but we love money just like Jesus
5- Ted Cruz for ahhh forget it
6- Go Cats, Go for the m...

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#101: God's Health Care Plan from 2015-03-20T00:14:01

1- Where are the good guys?
2- 2015 meet 1965
3- God's health care plan
4- Bracket$$$

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#100: Emails? What emails? from 2015-03-04T20:32:51

1- Live from St. Thomas
2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance
3- War on terror on a budget
4- I ran for president. Please buy my book
5- Emails? What emails?
6- ...

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#99: Free Range Kids from 2015-02-19T02:44:33

1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow
2- The people? HA
3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge
4- A genuine caper
5- Beagle wins, PETA loses
6- Free Range Kids

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#98: Goodbye Mr. Stewart from 2015-02-11T23:08:19

1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart
2- I misremembered lying
3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing
4- Saintly Sinners
5- Kanye Kanye Kanye
6- That’s my beer
7- Capt Obvious strikes again
8- BBW

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#97: The State of the Union from 2015-01-26T19:26:34

Barry got his SWAG back

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#96: Magical Senate from 2015-01-11T22:37:45

1- France fights back with the sword and the pen
2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this
3- Magical senate works pretty fast
4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's wa...

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#95: Happy New Year from 2015-01-06T05:16:23

1- Happy New Year
2- Angry New Congress
3- Slow Down Officers
4- How Bout Dem Cowboys
5- New Year, Old Resolution
6- Sarah’s Still Here
7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

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#94: Cheney Loves Torture from 2014-12-18T18:04:11

1- Cheney loves torture
2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation
3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it
4- US and Cuba get along better t...

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#93: Athletes Can Protest from 2014-12-09T20:33:51

1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner
2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke
3- Imagine if he’d been white
4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charle...

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#92: Ferguson from 2014-11-26T17:57:17

1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed
2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

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#91: Liberal quarantine? from 2014-11-19T21:16:58

1- Cosby...I can’t call it
2- Two realities, one country
3- What if we tax the guns
4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does
5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigra...

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#90: Merry Christmas GOP from 2014-11-07T21:03:27

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate
2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem
3- We promise not to shut down government like last...

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#89: Do Not Sit Here from 2014-10-29T17:56:09

1- Thou shalt not support a democrat
2- Hey Bear, put the donut down
3- Capt obvious has spoken
4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff
5- Do Not Sit Here
6- Bash brot...

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#88: I Heard It On TMZ from 2014-10-14T00:24:37

1- I’m still with you brother
2- Doing nothing is too activist
3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone
4- I heard it on TMZ
5- Go Royals

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#87: FOX News Confused from 2014-10-03T18:21

1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues
2- God's giving out pink slips
3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intoleranc...

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#86: I'm Watching Chess from 2014-09-18T18:02:01

1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader
2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud
3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again
4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug t...

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#85: Can Siri Step Up? from 2014-09-12T20:21:14

1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS
2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours
3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth
4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet
5- iPhone 6...can Siri s...

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#84: Joan Rivers RIP from 2014-09-05T19:56:19

1- A plan for Isis
2- Look out Governor.
3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now
4- Twisted logic of hate.
5- Wanna see me naked?
6- Footballs back. Call a lawyer
7- Joan River...

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#83: That's Expensive Tea... from 2014-08-25T20:16:19

1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van
2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun
3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING
4- Thats expensive tea
5- Left and right agree that they don't like...

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#82: Do Dogs Read Craigslist? from 2014-08-14T17:51:15

1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids
2- Robin Williams is gone
3- Let's not do stupid shit
4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush
5- Welcome gov and the Klan
6- Do dog...

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#81: Insulted By Rickles from 2014-07-29T19:03:33

1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete
2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site
3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul
4- Right of the right
5- Obama vs...

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#80: Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY from 2014-07-09T18:05

1- Schools out No Shootings
2- What a pretty convict you have
3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good
4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America
5- Dick C...

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#79: Lookin' for Good News from 2014-06-17T21:19:24

1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism ...

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#78: Australia Did It from 2014-05-28T22:15:53

1- I’m not psychic
2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber
3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know
4- I brought my gun to a restaurant
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#77: Guns Gunz Gunz from 2014-05-16T22:26:36

1- We register cars, don't we?
2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door
3- Insane, meet more insane
4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it
5- A word from an exp...

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#76: Sterling is the New Rust from 2014-05-01T18:52

1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers
2- Adam Silver don’t play
3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig
4- Cliven who?
5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous
6- A living wag...

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#75: Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson from 2014-04-24T16:37:07

1- Women aim too low
2- Patriotic domestic terror
3- Designed to be unintelligent
4- Planned Grand Parenthood
5- Laws are sexy

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#74: Hello Captain Obvious from 2014-04-18T17:56:58

1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

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#73: Follow the Money from 2014-04-04T23:11:43

1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation
2- Something to buy with 100 million
3- I vote against me
4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do
5- Get your bear suit
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#72: The Truth in Black and White from 2014-03-19T16:52:48

1- Was that Black White or Green
2- Bullets are bad for you
3- Gay Bullies
4- Slavery, the good kind
5- Dr. Ben
6- Black Twitter & Tweets

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#71: Airlines&Religion, Neither one is flying from 2014-03-07T23:59:21

1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay
2- Can I see your X-rays?
3- Arizona is Western Mississippi
4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

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#70: Fair is Fair, Sort of from 2014-02-21T17:49:36

1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great
2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing
3- God's law? Which ones
4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicia...

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#69: Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs from 2014-02-11T22:26:36

1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks
2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong
3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus
4- MSNBC, ...

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#68: What Would Martin Say from 2014-01-21T22:45:13

1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men lik...

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#67: Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes from 2014-01-12T03:26:33

1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday...

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#66: Merry Christmas from 2013-12-19T21:01:17

Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

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#65: We Need Jesus from 2013-12-09T19:48:32

1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I final...

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#64: Obama es no Bueno from 2013-11-27T21:50:02

1- Obama es no bueno
2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful
3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service
4- No its not race, you racist
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#63: Things Ain't Always As They Seem from 2013-11-19T18:47:19

1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch ou...

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#62: From the Outside Looking In from 2013-11-11T21:49:43

From the Outside Looking In
1- Live from Canada
2- Mayors on crack
3- Reasonable Republican?
4- Suzanne's blonde moment
5- Unlikely supporter
6- Go Clippers
7- Rule 62

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#61: We're Movin! from 2013-10-29T18:40:56

We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin
Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCAR
Backward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stub
Backward Voting rights laws
Fwd J...

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#60: Please...have a plan from 2013-10-24T00:40:17

Have a plan, whether you...
1-shut down the government
2-legalize weed or
3-watch the end of days
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#59: Race to the Bottom from 2013-10-02T01:17:54

1- Shut em down! Shut ‘em, Shut ‘em Down
2- Man up and shut down everything
3- Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect
4- Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Rus...

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#58: Beanie Babies in Trouble from 2013-09-20T22:09:54

1-Another mass shooting, business as usual
2-New gun laws, No Gun laws, No new gun laws
3-Take guns from mentally ill? Hell they won’t take them from the blind
4- Nothing changes if Nothin...

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#57: Miss Kansas Has Ink from 2013-09-17T15:56:18

1- Sanity in Syria US and Russia agree to let UN inspect and destroy weapons to avoid airstrikes and save face
2- This week I’m going with stupid and sports
3- Zimmerman at it again altercati...

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#56: Confounded Confederates from 2013-09-06T00:13:47

1- Was that Obama or Bush I heard?
2- Confounded Confederates
3- Missouri out to shoot constitution
4- Pro football is back, in college

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#55: Alonzo on NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS from 2013-08-29T00:16:15

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#54: Pray For Mississippi from 2013-08-21T16:22:10

1- Pray for Mississippi
2- Anti Obamacare is getting sick
3- I’ll sue you to charge me more cuz I’m crazy
4- Wal Mart people, pay & problems
5- NCAA may have to free indentured servants...

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#53: Backwards and Forwards from 2013-08-15T19:17:27

1- Cecil Gaines, The Butler
2- North Carolina moving backwards
3- Virginia staying backwards
4- Texas, well theyre just Texas
5- Damn constitution stopped a frisky Bloomberg
6- Someo...

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#52: Goodbye George Duke from 2013-08-07T01:25:19

1- Why Blame A-Rod
2- The Steroid era A few good years
3- Youre not conservative enough Stop Reading
4- A Weiner by any other Name
5- The artist known as Jay-Z
6- Goodbye George Duke...

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#51: Baseball and Juice from 2013-08-01T21:01:37

1- I Love Montreal
2- Carlos Danger for Mayor
3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on
4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY
5- White Supremacist named black qui...

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#50: Texas...Still Crazy from 2013-07-22T03:56:24

1- No one does a good job
2- Especially not Florida lawmakers and juries
3- Good luck black teenagers it aint going to be easy
4- Texas, still crazy after all these years

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#49: The Flip Flop Controversy from 2013-07-11T08:26:12

1- Suspect in North Carolina
2- Trayvon was in better shape than Zimmerman, so?
3- Where’s the Outrage New title for my TV special? Nope , a real question
4- Kids aren’t driving,
5- Lo...

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#48: Quickest Trial Ever from 2013-07-03T00:38:36

1- Recording a live show? STOP IT
2- Gays Getting hitched Humans , not Bert and Ernie
3- Haters hatin
4- Got gay marriage right now lets work on that race thing
5- Quickest trial ever Listen

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#47: Carl Reiner says I am "F**king Outstanding" from 2013-06-26T17:10:52

1- I’m back , no music listener inputs and some funny added
2- LA Press Club dinner EXTRA EXTRA Carl Reiner says I am “F**king Outstanding”
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#46: Don't Stare At Me from 2013-06-05T19:12:52

1- Theres gonna be some changes around here
2- Which way do I go
3- Bachman steps down maybe smart is winning
4- Rasslers offend Tea baggers
5- Don’t stare at me
6- DNA collection ok...

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#45: I Miss SARS from 2013-05-24T21:02:55

1- Its Scandal season, personally, I miss SARS
2- Benghazi, Ben Messy what happens when secret source is a liar and you are a sucker
3- AP Phone records who knew they hated Obama more than t...

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#44: Tiger is Back! from 2013-05-14T20:11:43

1- Bengahzi, evil? Couldn’t be Cheyney wasn’t there, its just good ole American incompetence
2- Rt wing radio is in trouble Hey Rush, the slut is winning
3- Cleveland heroes, rescues and load...

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#43: Thug Goat from 2013-05-03T21:15:45

1- You know its gonna be a bad day when
2- Jason Collins first gay athlete KUDOS sir
3- Chris Broussard homophobe, hypocrite, christian ? Hey ESPN give him Sunday & every other day off
4- ...

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#42: Boston Bombing from 2013-04-26T01:15:07

1- Boston Bombing
2- No news is news the Post Cnn Fox we don’t have news so we’ll make some up
3- Fertilizer explosion in Texas, no one heard it
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#41: Religion Is Like A Penis from 2013-04-10T22:24:23

1- Kidneys gone, I’m good Thanks
2- Welcome to Louisiana have a drink get ur gun
3- North Dakota says at conception  you are a person with rights except the right to choose
4- Don Young ca...

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#40: New Pope is New CEO from 2013-03-21T21:52:46

1- CPAC good to know Sarahs still crazy
2- New Pope is new CEO
3- Sanjaya singing in the subway
4- Lock up Lindsay with OJ and let us watch
5- Tigers back & hes got a new blonde to prov...

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#39: Get Sequestered from 2013-03-12T19:26:18

1- Have you been sequestered yet? Not sure? Well don’t ask me
2- US to broker peace in Middle east Of course we cant get along in DC , lets solve the holy war
3- Hate groups up 800% Who says ...

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#38: Rodman the Diplomat from 2013-02-28T19:52:50

1- Sequester Dis, once again the government will shut down & world will end, or not
2- Its my idea, no its your idea well I wont budge oh yeah, yeah The 2nd graders are at it again
3- Tea Par...

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#37: Heart Attack Grill from 2013-02-18T20:38:41

1.    1.  State of the Union Obama is SMOOV
2.    2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty
3.    3.  Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list?
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#36: Pants In France from 2013-02-07T17:53:41

1- How did I not make the Anti gun list? 2- Man collects guns hates government builds a bunker terrorist or tea bagger? 3- Birth control immoral child abuse , OK 4- Wearing Pants in France 5- Cant ...

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#35: Let's Confess to Oprah from 2013-01-23T20:07:55

1- I'm not paying attention I'm on a cruise
2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water?
3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson
4- Congress won't get paid and we'...

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#34: Hypocrite Hall of Fame from 2013-01-17T02:02:37

1- Guns. It's not video games it's the guns
2- Sheriff Joe needs a calender not a posse
3- Hypocrites Hall of Fame
4- Good luck RG3 abd Roll Tide
5- The NBA is playing. Before the all s...

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#33: Let's Make Up Some News from 2013-01-10T00:54:55

1-  South against everything
2-  Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing
3-  Bring back dueling gentlemen
4-  Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened
5-  Whew the rich got ...

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#32: California's Crazy Again from 2012-12-20T21:56:17

1 Newtown shootings President Obama, what are you willing to do
 
2 He has a knife I have a 32 ounce Louisville slugger
 
3 Shooting kid with loud radio isn’t standing your ground
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#31: Vegas, Baby! from 2012-12-13T19:08:59

1- Vegas baby. Pacqaio Rodeo Mal Hall and George Wallace. What a party
2 Stand your ground defend your house stop the madness
3 Jan brewer flips Repubs flop the new Republicans love latinos.<...

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#30: Riding a Manatee from 2012-11-30T00:16:33

1- Obama says take fiscal cliff fight to twitter, wants a fair and balanced approach. I guess he's just gonna rub that in FOX news people 2- Voters more willing to compromise than congress people. ...

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#29: Hammer Goes Gangam Style from 2012-11-22T19:22:32

1-Happy Black Friday, I mean Thanksgiving
2-Republicans, shut up the reason you lost is Obama was better
3-You want to secede? Bye its been fun, screw off and play football against each other...

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#28: Weed Wins, Porn Loses from 2012-11-13T18:07:47

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone
2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that
3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting<...

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#27: America Got It Right from 2012-11-07T21:07:34

1- Short and Sweet 2- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!! 3- America got it right 4- Big Bird is lookin for Romney 5- Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump have to leave 6- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!

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#26: Romney's Alternate Reality Machine from 2012-11-02T17:03:08

1- Obama wins 3rd debate, no one cares
2- polls up ,polls down , here a poll there a poll everywhere a poll poll
3- Racism still prevalent in America in other news, water is wet
4- Women f...

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#25: Shame Nike Shame from 2012-11-02T17:01:43

1- 08 Obama is back. I think Michelle gave him a talking to
2- Obama won, or did he?once again Rt wing beautifully denies reality
3- Glenn Beck Jeans 1791 from back when blacks & women knew t...

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#24: Funny VP Tweets from 2012-11-02T17:01:24

1- Biden whups some ass 2- Funny VP Tweets. Call 911 3- Martha Raddutz a REAL moderator 4- Obama. Pay Attention 5- 5 dollars a gallon? Get more elves 6- November Baseball? 7- Evolution a lie from h...

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#23: Wake the F--- Up from 2012-11-02T17:01:12

1- Election vs coronation. 2- Wake the f**k up 3- Romney leads middle class 4- Climate change Fox News and fairy tales 5- Perry blames Satan so Obama must be Jesus 6- Christian Right blames Obama s...

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#22: Advice From Sam Jackson from 2012-11-02T17:00:55

1- Romney Romney Romney. Obamas people say please keep talking
2- Paul Ryan and Values Voters still have time for hate
3-Rick Santorum say" we'll never get smart people" to a group of dumb pe...

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#21: Organic Schmorganic from 2012-11-02T17:00:02

1-Obama gets a bounce. He’s saving one job, his
2- Michelle Obama says don’t mess with my man
3- Clnton gives a speech so good we remember why he got BJ’s
4- You’re like Hitler, No, You’re...

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#20: Hurricane Magic from 2012-11-02T16:59:02

1- You Didn't Build That, in context with the truth 2- Repub convention, if you build it we will come and laugh 3- Small Businessman built it with money from government contracts 4- Paul Ryan learn...

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#19: Houston is the Coolest City? from 2012-11-02T16:58:34

1- Niall Ferguson says Obama must go, of course he says it with ½ truths but he did say it 2- Numerous rebuttals to Niall Fergusen from Harvard grads, journalists economists etc etc etc 3- Jan Brew...

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#18: Olympics from 2012-11-02T16:58:10

1- Micheal Phelps greatest ever 2- Gabby Douglas and her hair 3- Ryan Lochte TMI 4- Usain Bolt 5- USA B ball 6- and of course HOOTERS

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#17: Live from Pasadena Icehouse from 2012-11-02T16:57:46

LIVE: In Other News
Recorded uncut at Icehouse Pasadena
Rated R

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#16: Where's My Trickle-Down? from 2012-11-02T16:55:35

1- Romney at NAACP convention 2- Romney calls out Obama on outsourcing 3- Olympic uniforms made in China, speaking of outsourcing 4- Condi Rice for VP, or not 5- Obama doesn’t need tax cuts , where...

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#15: Obamacare from 2012-11-02T16:55:17

1- Fireworks cancelled across America 2- Roberts on Obamacare. No one hated more for decision since LeBron 3- Mitt to repeal Obamacare and replace with nothing 4- Eric Holder in contempt of congres...

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#14: Reagan Is My Favorite Liberal from 2012-11-02T16:54:54

1- Supreme Court Upholds AZ immigration 2- Roberts court will undo every right from Warren Court 3- Obama immigration kids can stay 4- Sea level rise Damn Left wing science 5- Romney says good news...

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#13: Dead is the New 60 from 2012-11-02T16:54:24

1- Supreme Court Approval low 2- Obama Campaign stalled 3- Obama misspoke? Nope Screwed up 4- 68% against Health care law but want benefits of health care law 5- Romney can't spell 6- GOP blocks eq...

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#12: Eat Chocolate Before Sex from 2012-11-02T16:53:37

1- Motorcycle travels, The South’s beautiful and confusing 2- Politics as usual. Obama attacks Bain Capital Romney attacks jobs numbers 3- John Bolton, Bush UN ambassador, says Bush left Obama a me...

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#11: Miniature Horses as Service Animals from 2012-11-02T16:53:14

TOPICS INCLUDE:
1- Trayvon Martin had weed in system 2- Florida Shoot first learn law later 3- Four Tons of Marijuana found off coast of OC 4- This is your brain on FOX 5- Joe Arpaio leads Az S...

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#10: Truck Nuts from 2012-11-02T16:52:33

TOPICS INCLUDE:
Mothers Day
Obama on Gay Marriage
Avengers opens at 200 million Shaq gets PHD
Shaq gets PHD
Woman sued for sending text message to driver
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#9: Obama Vs Romney from 2012-11-02T16:52:11

Topics Include:
1 -Obama visits Afghanistan repubs say he’s using getting Bin Laden for political gain
 
2 -Obama launches FORWARD campaign
 
3 -Obama vs Romney will be boring Yes, a...

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#8: Thinking Undermines Faith from 2012-11-02T16:51:15

Topics Include: Joel Ward, Derrick Rose, Heat destry Knicks, Housing hit rock bottom?, Romney says borrow money from parents, GM CEO needs more money, Worker Productivity, Dan Savage, Thinking unde...

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#7: The Price of Happiness Goes Down from 2012-11-02T16:49:37

Topics Include: Antonio Cromartie Reality Show, Metta World Peace suspended 7 games, TED and R-Rated with weed smoking teddy bear, Hunger Games is replaced by Think Like A Man at #1, President usin...

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#6: Secret Service Prostitutes from 2012-11-02T16:48:34

Topics Include: Tax Day, Secret Service Prostitutes, Hillary Rosen vs. Ann Romney Work vs. Home, Romney says 92% of jobs lost under Obama were women's jobs, Women focus of NRA convention bring on "...

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#5: Taxes That Americans Support from 2012-11-02T16:47:37

Who's Paying Attention? #5
Topics Include: George Zimmerman donations, Oklahoma shootings, Supreme Court and California prisoners getting free health care, Santorum bows out, Allen West says tan...

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#4: Obamacare vs Supreme Court from 2012-11-02T16:46:18

Who's Paying Attention? #4
Topics Include: Who I am and why I think that way, UK and Baylor, Obamacare vs Supreme Court, General Service Admin Party in Vegas, Sarah Palin on The Today Show, Oakl...

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#3: Cheney's New Heart from 2012-11-02T16:45:31

Who's Paying Attention? #3
Topics Include:
Trevon Martin
Hoodies
Supreme Court
Cheney's new heart
NFL Scandal
Tebow to the Jets
Magic Johnson owns the Dodgers
Tiger Woods...

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#2: Zimmerman, March Madness and The Hunger Games from 2012-11-02T16:45:02

Who's Paying Attention? #2
Topics Include: George Zimmerman, March Madness, Tim Tebow, Bill Maher, iPad and Hunger Games. Mar 27, 2012

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#1: Debut Ep - Flight Attendants and John Carter from 2012-11-02T16:44:50

Who's Paying Attention? #1
Topics Include: Flight Attendants, Texting While Driving, John Carter, and more! Mar 17, 2012

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