Podcasts by Answer Me This!
Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that has been answering the world's questions since 2007. Visit the official website at answermethispodcast.com. Buy classic episodes, albums and apps at answermethisstore.com.
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AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds from 2023-04-06T07:48
Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer your questions. Today, questioneers wonder about wh...
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Mr Blobby and the Birth of the Burger (from 'Today In History with the Retrospectors') from 2023-01-01T00:30
Mr Blobby made his debut on anarchic BBC show Noel’s House Party on 24th October, 1992. Oscar Bilby, of Tulsa, Oklahoma grilled a beef patty, and - for the first time in documented history - PUT I...
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Festivelusionist choice cuts from 2021-12-13T21:41:54
Hello! There's a sleighful of fun festive episodes of Helen's podcast the Allusionist over at the theallusionist.org and in the podplaces - episodes about Santa/Father Christmas/St Nick's many name...
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Olly Mann Presents... The Retrospectors from 2021-09-09T16:19:05
Milli Vanilli, Marilyn Monroe and Henry VI are amongst the people pored over in this preview of Olly's new comedy-history podcast series 'The Retrospectors' put together especially for Answer Me Th...
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AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons from 2021-08-05T19:32:47
Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, s...
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retro AMT200 from 2021-07-22T10:29:04
For our very last retro AMT, we returned to a favourite from December 2011: AMT200, where we enlisted our families to answer your questions. And, well, it's a novelty not to be embarrassed just by ...
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AMT399: Ginger Beer, Cheetahs' Pet Dogs, and Ball Pits from 2021-07-01T20:54:30
In AMT399, we find out about tuning church bells, cheetahs being given pet dogs, Olly getting lost in SeaWorld, how pickled onions inspired soft play, and which ways you might be most likely to be ...
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AMT398: Wedding Rings, Edamame, and Straight To Video Sequels from 2021-06-17T13:35:24
We're settling a lot of couples' disputes in AMT398. Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney's straight to video sequels? And who's from the biggest...
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retro AMT82 from 2021-06-03T10:00:34
For Tedious But Fine reasons, this month we've swapped the new episode and the retro one. So you'll get an all-new AMT in a fortnight, but now there's Retro AMT82 from 2009 and it's a really fun on...
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retro AMT275 from 2021-05-20T12:44:55
Back we go to 17 October 2013 for retro AMT275. Geri Halliwell was launching a comeback, British coffee was not yet pumpkin spiced, two 14-year-olds needed a lucrative business plan, an adult was e...
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AMT397: Meerkats, Albatrosses, and Dog Mayors from 2021-05-06T19:56:44
In AMT397, questioneers want to know when meerkats got so popular, why you'd wear an albatross around your neck, what you do when your friends think you're a pennypincher, and whether Mary Shelley ...
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retro AMT320 from 2021-04-22T09:00
Off we go to August 2015, to find the first romcom, learn some new names for nipples, and list the crimes committed in the film Overboard. And on this revisit, we can also reveal the menu for Olly'...
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AMT396: The Addams Family, Voodoo Dolls, and Snooping In The Bathroom Cabinet from 2021-04-01T21:08:38
In AMT396, questioneers are concerned about crabs eating their babies, The Addams Family, and whether their voodoo doll of their office nemesis worked out a little too well. Find out more about th...
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retro AMT162 from 2021-03-18T13:14:42
Let's travel back a decade to AMT162, originally from January 2011, where questioneers want to know about witches' hats, Milkybars, pickled eggs, and that piano tune that they play on the giant key...
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AMT395: Bobble Hats, the Hollywood Sign and the Macarena from 2021-03-04T22:31:55
Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because in AMT395 we're learning about the Macarena ...
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retro AMT190 from 2021-02-18T18:02:37
Back to 2011 we go, for AMT190 with SPECIAL GUEST JON RONSON! Who comes bearing some incredible stories of Mr Blobby, psychopathy, and his breakfast with Disney's Pocahontas, This episode original...
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AMT394: Fabergé Eggs, Catnip for Lions, and the Funny Bone from 2021-02-04T21:22:52
In AMT394, listeners are struggling with questions about genies' feet, treadmills in shoe shops, and their own children's mediocrity. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head ...
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AMT393: Glow Sticks, Walking the Plank, and the Pringles Sweats from 2021-01-07T19:08:55
New year, new questions, about naming ravens at the Tower of London, how glow sticks work, did pirates really walk the plank, and how come prawn cocktail-flavour Pringles bring out one listener in ...
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AMT392: Elf on the Shelf, Glitter, and the Holy Foreskin from 2020-12-03T19:30:55
Jingle those bells, it's festive AMT392, with questions about Elf on the Shelf, fancy advent calendars, CONTENT WARNING: the episode may not be suitable for children, as it contains contains inform...
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AMT391: Video Phones, Scrumping Apples, and Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel from 2020-11-05T16:16:27
Content warning: animal cruelty. In AMT391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I'm A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there's some mysterious dog magic to compensate. Find out...
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AMT390: Giant Pumpkins, Playing Dead, and Sweet Fanny Adams from 2020-10-01T21:59:16
Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers - it's the Answer Me This Halloween Special! Featuring SCARY pla...
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AMT 389: Banana Pizza, Sewing Machines and Monaco from 2020-09-04T00:07:08
In AMT389, questioneers need help with being heard through a mask, watermelon rind raining down from upon high, and understanding the financing of bin collection in Monaco. Find out more about this...
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AMT388: Lolly Stick Jokes, Pizza Cutters, and Wombat Scat from 2020-08-06T13:40:58
In AMT388, questioneers wonder about pizza cutters, lolly stick jokes, cubed poo, lawns, and the house in the middle of the M62 motorway. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for...
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AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines from 2020-07-02T17:57:11
In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and how to deal with old friends who don't know you ha...
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AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream from 2020-06-05T09:47:13
Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hop...
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AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling from 2020-05-08T08:52:36
AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future e...
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AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters from 2020-04-02T16:53:42
Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why...
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AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse from 2020-03-05T09:45:56
AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are in Las Vegas, how to say farewell to a hook-up, ...
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AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching from 2020-02-06T20:40:37
In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and sc...
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AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad from 2020-01-09T11:52:30
In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out mo...
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AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs from 2019-12-05T22:38:06
Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive fi...
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AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath from 2019-11-07T17:50:47
Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my sister-in-law has given her dog the same name as my ch...
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AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist from 2019-10-10T15:30:49
In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes. Find out more about ...
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AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes from 2019-09-05T18:57:14
In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethisp...
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AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts from 2019-08-01T07:59:59
Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the ...
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AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke from 2019-07-04T14:32:05
In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do yo...
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AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup from 2019-06-06T15:01:04
Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microw...
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AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed from 2019-05-02T21:49:06
Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a ...
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AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator from 2019-04-04T22:07:29
Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for f...
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AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students from 2019-03-07T17:48:06
In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email ...
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AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day from 2019-02-07T09:57:08
This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to do with a large painting by their friend which t...
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AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise from 2019-01-03T13:20:22
To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's ...
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AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime from 2018-12-09T23:56:58
AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve cel...
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AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie from 2018-11-01T14:10:45
In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email w...
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AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room from 2018-10-04T13:59:07
Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out mor...
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AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums from 2018-09-06T13:29:49
Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky decisions in AMT365! There's more about this ep...
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AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department from 2018-08-02T15:05:54
A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why do jesters have little replicas of their own he...
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AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker from 2018-06-07T16:12:02
While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron been up to lately? Find out all in AMT363. There...
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AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue from 2018-05-03T16:39:24
There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in your own salads in AMT362. There's more about thi...
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AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface from 2018-04-05T18:33:11
With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on M...
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AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku from 2018-03-01T16:33:14
AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and w...
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AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes from 2018-02-01T18:43:15
Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about...
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AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub from 2018-01-04T16:22:46
It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-t...
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AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House from 2017-12-07T00:30
Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these ...
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AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings from 2017-11-02T15:29:44
A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talk...
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AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell from 2017-10-05T16:21:26
In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour? We also learn about that smell that wafts ou...
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AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes from 2017-09-07T16:26:03
There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hi...
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AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes from 2017-08-03T15:15:44
To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become c...
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AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner from 2017-07-06T16:52:52
Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at . Tw...
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AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter from 2017-06-01T00:35:35
Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fe...
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AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide from 2017-05-04T06:50:37
Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy. Find out mor...
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AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring from 2017-04-06T21:00:04
If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate in AMT349, as well as learning about cheddar, ax...
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AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly from 2017-03-02T12:11:28
Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable ...
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AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows from 2017-02-02T13:44:06
After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is that Olly's desperation talking? Is there anyth...
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AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes from 2017-01-05T13:37:03
Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come and gone; yet here we still are, answering the ...
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AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus from 2016-12-01T17:58:34
Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and a...
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AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree from 2016-11-17T17:24:28
AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode344. T...
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AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz from 2016-11-03T15:51:09
At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers...
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AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups from 2016-10-20T13:16:37
What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a comedy podcast? It's fairly easy for you to find ou...
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AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs from 2016-10-06T18:53:41
In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those thi...
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AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas from 2016-09-22T00:30
Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the International Year of Pulses. But thankfully the...
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AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek from 2016-09-08T13:26:14
In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pri...
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AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests from 2016-08-25T00:00
Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this question and many more in AMT338. Find out more abou...
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AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary from 2016-08-11T14:49:15
Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a late-night kebab? These are just some of the stru...
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AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking from 2016-07-28T10:29:04
There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episo...
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AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs from 2016-07-14T02:44:26
Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode33...
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AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks from 2016-06-30T14:22:41
While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. Find out more about Answer Me This! Episode 334 a...
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AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels from 2016-06-16T15:30:42
In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episod...
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AMT332: slimy AND crunchy from 2016-06-02T09:43
The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as normal. Find out more about it at . Tweet us ht...
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AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses from 2016-01-28T02:11:30
With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at http:/...
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AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles from 2016-01-14T11:49:04
In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any po...
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AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle from 2015-12-10T13:02:15
One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately...
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AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents from 2015-11-26T14:03:01
How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose AMT328. Find out more about the episode at h...
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AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine from 2015-11-12T00:30
Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode327. Send questions...
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AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance from 2015-10-29T15:20:04
Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, by visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/epis...
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AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace from 2015-10-15T03:00
Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by...
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AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners from 2015-10-01T09:56:03
Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned a kid who's a bit of an arsehole. But wait, ther...
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AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas from 2015-09-17T00:02
What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with...
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AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend from 2015-09-03T00:01
Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode322. Send questions to answe...
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AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood from 2015-08-20T10:18:20
Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at http://answermethispodca...
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AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch from 2015-08-06T10:32:13
Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake. For more details about this episode, and to obtain...
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AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says from 2015-07-23T10:31:13
Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix. For more details about this episode, and ...
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AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip from 2015-07-09T08:09:10
Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, vis...
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AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box from 2015-06-25T08:29:59
Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local multiplex. We also learn about the peace symbol, St...
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AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa from 2015-06-11T06:08:02
How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty underwear?Find out more about this episode by:1. listenin...
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AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On from 2015-05-28T09:29:31
Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You will find full notes about this episode at http...
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AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads from 2015-05-14T11:24:47
In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil hats.Full notes about this episode at http://answermethi...
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AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory from 2015-04-30T12:42:24
A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions. Read more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.co...
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AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts from 2015-04-16T00:30
Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger. Read more about the episode at Send questions to , or the Que...
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AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame from 2015-04-02T08:10:09
Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode a...
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AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet from 2015-03-19T00:30
Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode310 for more information...
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AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion from 2015-03-05T12:09:40
Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode309 to find out more about it. We also take a dip in a charity bathful of beans, try to see into...
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AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers from 2015-02-19T13:01:29
Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode308 to learn more about this episode.Send questions to answe...
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AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts from 2015-02-05T00:03
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AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev from 2015-01-22T13:50:07
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AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg from 2015-01-08T12:53:22
Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to to read all about it.Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/an...
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AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert from 2014-12-11T10:28:53
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AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs from 2014-11-27T11:40:46
All the information about this episode is at . You can buy the AMT Christmas album and episodes 1-170 at , and you'd be supporting the show by doing so. Hooray!Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
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AMT302: Supermarket Sweep, Pet Funerals and Paperboys from 2014-11-13T10:32:41
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AMT301: Rock Circus, Hooters and the Chippendale Murders from 2014-10-30T11:31:51
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AMT299: Hitchhikers, Playgrounds, and your Husband's Secret Personal Trainer from 2014-10-02T11:33:48
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AMT298: Henry Hoover, 'Uptown Girl' and Being Shot In The Balls from 2014-09-18T09:55:33
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AMT297: Sea Monkeys, Peppers and 'Gobbing in the Pot' from 2014-09-04T09:37:02
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AMT296: The Great British Bake Off, Ballet and Gromit from 2014-08-21T11:08:02
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AMT295: Freshers' Week, The Genetic Lottery, and Human Meat from 2014-08-07T00:30
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AMT294: Bowling Shoes, Pole Vault and Nude Sunbathing from 2014-07-24T00:30
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AMT293: Viagra, Dead Rockstars and Horny Warlords from 2014-07-03T08:28:27
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AMT292: McDonald's Marriages, Toaster Trouble and Raccoon Poop from 2014-06-19T00:30
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AMT291: Bank Robbery, The Pope on Holiday, and Craig David's Toffee Crisps from 2014-06-05T10:40:22
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AMT290: Headphones, Groupon Dates, and Victoria Beckham from 2014-05-22T09:30:13
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AMT289: Americana, Pret a Manger, and what Ladies Do in the Bathroom from 2014-05-08T00:30
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AMT288: Communion Wafers, The $64,000 Question and the Mussels from Brussels from 2014-04-24T00:30
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AMT287: Hello Kitty, Snooze Buttons and Human Statues from 2014-04-10T00:30
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AMT286: Oktoberfest, Castles and the First Ever Naughty Film from 2014-03-27T10:32:02
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AMT285: Saloons, Natalie Imbruglia, and Magnolia from 2014-03-13T10:40:38
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AMT284: Ice Skating, Seal and Men Wearing Ladies' Knickers from 2014-02-27T00:30
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AMT283: Bruno Mars, the Duracell Bunny, and the sex life of Mr and Mrs Pepperpot from 2014-02-13T00:30
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AMT282: Mastermind, Coriander and Coffins from 2014-01-30T00:30
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AMT281: Ice Sculptures, Pubs and Cat Litter from 2014-01-16T08:10
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AMT280: Tinder, Men's Fashion and the Zoltar Machine from 2013-11-28T10:41
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AMT279: Hangovers, Grandparents and Stage Magic from 2013-11-21T00:30
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AMT278: Action Man, RomComs and Marmite from 2013-11-14T10:38
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AMT277: The Millennium Bug, Godparents and Pissing With Celebs from 2013-10-31T10:07
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AMT276: Pound Shops, Movember and Facts About Birmingham from 2013-10-24T09:29
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AMT275: The Colosseum, the British Museum and Helen Daniels's Paintings from 2013-10-17T09:55
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AMT274: Bourbon Biscuits, Scandal and Pat Sharp's Fun House from 2013-10-10T10:26
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AMT274: Bourbon Biscuits, Scandal and Pat Sharp's Fun House from 2013-10-10T10:26
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AMT273: Planet Names, Michelin Guides and Rap Battles from 2013-10-03T08:31
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AMT272: Brie vs Camembert, Typical Aliens, and Bounty Bars from 2013-09-19T08:50
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AMT271: Elvis Lives (or doesn't), Cupcake Wars and the Parliamentary Mace from 2013-09-12T08:07
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AMT270: Ostrich Eggs, Gorilla Balls and Zombies from 2013-09-05T08:33
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AMT269: Troll Dolls, Murder Houses and Cats' Bums from 2013-08-29T08:09
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AMT268: Noah's Ark, Glacé Cherries and Barry Scott from 2013-08-22T09:22
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AMT267: Spiders, Father's Day and Virginity from 2013-08-15T00:30
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AMT266: The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs from 2013-08-08T09:00
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AMT265: Amazon, Straitjackets and Chips with Gravy from 2013-08-01T06:19
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AMT264: Skee-Lo, Dead Dogs and Picnics from 2013-07-25T10:12
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AMT263: Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS from 2013-07-18T00:30
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AMT262: Ice Cream Vans, Baseball Caps and the Wrath of the Hoff from 2013-07-11T08:45
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AMT261: Iced Coffee, Wimbledon and the Stoicism of Sheep from 2013-06-13T09:28
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AMT260: Helium, Red Bull and Dressing to the Left from 2013-06-06T07:15
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