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Episode One-Hundred-and-Seventeen: KFAQed from 2023-12-06T23:46:33
We are graced with the illustrious presence of KFoged superstar and newly elected Team England captain: KFoged! In this episode we talk about Team England’s past and future, then dissect the ...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Sixteen: The Bellowing Belfries from 2023-11-19T23:45:11
Screaming Spires! It’s a tournament in Oxford run by a lovely man called Joe. I didn’t go, but thankfully, the others did. We also do Bloodblusters based on everyone’s favourite t...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Fifteen: The ‘Necks’ Team England Captain from 2023-10-31T07:43:19
It’s spoooooky season, and therefore what better time than now to discuss the brand new Vampires that GW have gone and released? I wonder if they planned that? We’re also talking about ...
ListenThe NAF Blood Bowl World Cup V: Alicante Extravaganza from 2023-10-17T10:42:38
Note: If you would rather spend five-and-a-half hours listening to us rambling, you can hear the podcast episode about the world cup here. Can you believe it’s been four years since the last ...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Fourteen: Alicante World Cup Report from 2023-10-16T08:29:43
It’s here! And it’s five-and-a-half hours long! You can also read Twelfman’s write-up here. Strap in, boys and girls! We’re talking about the World Cup. 00:00:00 – Int...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Thirteen: The Pain in Spain stays mostly on the Plane from 2023-08-27T22:05:57
This week we’re talking about the upcoming NAF World Cup V held in Alicante. What are we expecting? What are we taking? Is cannibalism okay when it’s vegan on vegan? 00:00:00 – Wo...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Twelve: THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD from 2023-08-13T23:23:42
THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD 00:00:00 – THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD 02:36:40 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-G...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Eleven: The Only Way Is Ethics from 2023-07-28T06:35:05
Ethics is on the menu today. We’re revisiting when and how its correct (in our opinion) to concede during a match. We’re also touching on Thrud (I know, quelle suprise), then having a f...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Ten: Gone In The Gutter (Bowl) from 2023-07-03T07:27:20
Today we’re talking Gutter Bowl, the newest expansion released by GW. It’s not Street Bowl, don’t be absurd. Totally different thing. We’re also doing a bit on Thrud, becaus...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Nine: AI Laughs and Gridiron Thrills: Unleashing the NAFC, Grashnak Blackhoof, and BloodBlusters from 2023-06-05T08:10:34
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for an episode like no other on our Blood Bowl podcast, as we unleash the whimsical wit of our AI companion right from the start! This very intro and title ...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Eight: Noodle Rovin’ from 2023-04-28T06:42:31
We have a new host! Welcome: Landrover. We learn a bit about him, then we talk about Noodlebowl, NAFC… then have a brand new Bloodblusters from our brand new host… What could go wrong? ...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Seven: Reece Withergraspdoubledroolspoon from 2023-04-04T16:00
Withergrasp Doubledrool has a new model, and it’s purty… Also, we wax lyrical about a few tournaments past and future, then discuss the new GW Halfling play guide. Oh, and then we act l...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Six: Pre-Thrud Landrovin’ from 2023-03-07T08:20:42
We are joined today by long time friend of the podcast: Landrover! He’s here to talk about Thrud and to correct us on a few, uh, misapprehensions we had about Norse when we did our episode on...
ListenThrudball 2023 Mini Announcement Episode from 2023-02-21T13:40:29
It’s time for a super special tiny weeny episode featuring the one-and-only Nazgob. Listen to this episode for information on the ever-splendid Thrudball tournament, and/or click here for mor...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Five: Welsh Cakes v2.0 from 2023-02-11T09:02:51
Update: Audio snotling has informed me all is well… It’s only Nightwing and Twelfman today, and they’re talking about Welsh Tournaments (well, one in particular) and the new...
ListenABAO Special: The Grudge of Drong from 2023-01-03T20:42:36
There’s too much Blood Bowl on this Blood Bowl podcast, you know what I mean? Let’s listen to Nazgob and Nightwing as they take a break from chucking a ball about The Grudge of Drong, a...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Four: FAQnta Claus (v2.0) from 2022-12-20T17:05:53
Note: Smudley the Audio Snotling has told us with confidence he’s fixed the audio… It’s Christmas! Apparently! We talk about the Christmas Chainsaw Massacre what happened recently...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Three: Malta Eurobowl/Europen from 2022-11-21T21:00
Would you believe it, it’s only the blimming Eurobowl, that it is. Twelfman was the only member of the podcast to go, which left us with two options. Let Twelfman ramble on for like two long,...
ListenTwelfman’s Eurobowl 2022 Writeup from 2022-11-13T10:21:27
I was to be travelling as a part of one of the Europen teams representing Wales. What is the Europen? Nothing, what's europenning with you? Wait...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-Two: Zon and On, Anon from 2022-10-17T06:00
Amazons are all new and stuff! They’ve redone them, and are they more interesting? Yes! Are they better? Debateable! Why not have a listen and hear what is sure to be a riveting and amenable ...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred-and-One: COBBBL’d Together from 2022-10-08T09:13:05
Whoops! We’re actually talking about Amazons NEXT week. That will learn me for messing with the space-time continuum. This week we’re talking COBBBL Bloodbath 2022, a tournament that to...
ListenEpisode One-Hundred: Reunion! from 2022-09-05T21:07:15
Oh my stars and garters. Can you believe it? We’re a hundred episodes old! I remember back in the days when we recorded on nothing but an old shoe. Modern podcasters don’t know theyR...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Nine (version 2.0): Milestone Approaching! from 2022-08-02T21:09:38
SNOTLING HAS FIXED THE AUDIO It’s almost here! The big one! To get you all ready for excitement, we’re talking Thrud and various other tournaments. Oh, and all the cool stuff we have pl...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Eight: NAFC 2022 from 2022-06-06T07:55:51
Twelfman is back from his brush with Papa Nurgle, so it’s about bloody time they all talked about how the NAFC went, wouldn’t you say so? 00:00:00 – NAFC 02:10:30ish – End P...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Seven: Norse! from 2022-05-28T14:35:29
Norse! 00:00:00 – Norse! What could go wrong? Episode Norse! PS: The charity album can be found here: https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273
ListenEpisode Ninety-Six: I C The C, The NAFC from 2022-04-16T20:33:55
Twelf went to UKTC, and we’re all off to NAFC. Acronyms! Everyone likes them. We talk them. The tournaments, that is, not the acronyms. 00:00:00 – UKTC 01:01:01 – NAFC 01:27:30ish...
ListenTwelfman’s UKTC 2022 Write-Up from 2022-04-06T19:04:45
I’ve never made it to a UKTC before, because my selfish and ungrateful wife always has a birthday around the same time. However, this year, the UKTC was held in April instead of January, so I was f...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Five: Printer is Coming from 2022-03-29T19:12:02
Firstly, we cast our shrivelled gaze over the new Norse models, then we’re interviewing PrintedPlayers.com, a new chap in the Blood Bowl 3D Printed world. We talk about what it’s like t...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Four: Tourn(ament)-on-the-Cob from 2022-03-14T22:31:31
We went to some tournaments! Nazgob even went to two, the ubiquitous so-and-so. Listen to us talk about how they went. Or, don’t. You do you. 00:00:00 – Naz talks about being filthy Woo...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Three: Caerdydd’n’Questions from 2022-02-21T08:10:33
We talk about the upcoming Caerdydd Cup this week. We’re all going… but what are we taking and expecting? Then, we asked you, our loyal swarm of nurglings, for any questions you want us...
ListenEpisode Ninety-Two: Le Bol de Dunjon from 2022-02-05T09:15:45
Nightwing and Nazgob, now having fulfilled their dream of being a podcast completely filled with people whose name starts with an ‘N’, run rampant over discussions about Dungeonbowl. ps...
ListenEpisode Ninety-One: Tournament Etiquette from 2022-01-11T21:07:46
Blood Bowl tournaments are big, scary places full of weird, otherworldly folk. Well, not really. But for new players, there are a few things that it’s good to know before you attend. Like, sh...
ListenEpisode Ninety: FAQ Up Your Troubles from 2021-12-29T15:53:20
‘Tis Christmas! Or, just after it, at any rate. Let us gather and make merry, then lament most heartily about yonder dice that have bedevilled us at tournaments, verily. Or something. WeR...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Nine: The Khorne Identity from 2021-12-07T17:50:19
Khorne have finally been adopted properly by GW, moving from the fringes of ‘being sort of official, but not’ to ‘yes you can bring them to tournaments properly now.’ But ar...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Eight: Wobble Wobble from 2021-10-13T18:53:18
There have been a couple of tournaments in the couple of weeks. Let’s talk about them, and, while we’re here, let’s talk about niche fantasy/horror homoerotica. 00:00:00 – M...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Seven: Thrud-Muffin from 2021-09-06T16:00:02
Thrud happened! We all went. In this episode we will talk about the games we played, the psycho-philosophy of tilting, and how old Bilbo Baggins is. 00:00:00 – Thrudscussion – it goes o...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Six: Pre-Thrud and BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBQ from 2021-07-21T07:16:51
Matt talks about BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBQ and the rest of us talk about Thrud, then Naz does his Bloodblusters thing. 00:00:00 – Post BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBQ 01:04:00 – Thrud Nonse...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Five: Tournamental Cabbage from 2021-07-09T21:13:05
Wahoo! We went to a competition! Did we win? Listen to find out! …No, we didn’t. What did you think? Have you seen us? 00:00:00 – We talk about tournaments. I don’t know, wh...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Four: FAQ You To You Too from 2021-06-16T18:06:27
A new FAQ done gone came out, so lets have a talk about it. Also, BB3 beta was released. It was… yeah. 00:00:00 – I wonder if anyone ever notices these? Patreon Link: https://www.patreo...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Three: Death Zone Two 2 – Electric Boogaloo from 2021-05-22T08:32:34
More Death Zone two discussion as well as the folly of man as a collective entity. 00:00:00 – Life, eh? What even is life? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: ...
ListenEpisode Eighty-Two: In The Zone. The Death Zone. from 2021-04-17T09:20:26
A nice short one today where we talk about deathzone 2: electric boogaloo and then play BloodBlusters. That is so us. 00:00:00 – It’s only a short one, do you need a summary? Patreon Li...
ListenEpisode Eighty-One: Thrudprescussion from 2021-03-12T20:56:28
Thrud. 00:00:00 – Thrudball discussion with Thor87 00:39:00 – Thrudblusters 01:09:00 – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.co...
ListenEpisode Eighty: Short Story Competition from 2021-02-12T22:39:53
We talk about hobby stuff, but more importantly we talk about the short story competition! How exciting! Listen to the podcast to hear them… and to find out the winner! 00:00:00 – Book ...
ListenEpisode Seventy-Nine: 2021 At Last from 2021-01-05T21:31:39
Naz and Twelfman have a night chilled out episode where they go gradually more and more insane as time progresses. Announcing! The ABAO Blood Bowl Short Story Competition! Write a Blood Bowl themed...
ListenJingle Skulls, our new Christmas themed Blood Bowl album for Charity, is out now! from 2020-12-18T17:25:16
A few months back a few of us got together to try and raise a few quid for those less fortunate than us. We created Blocker and the Linemen and released the album Top of the Blocks. Fourteen s...
ListenEpisode Seventy-Eight: FAQ Yourself Before you Wreck Yourself from 2020-12-15T20:46:30
Games Workshop released a hotly-anticipated FAQ for Blood Bowl 2020 the other day… but did it clear things up, or make things more complicated? Listen now to find out. 00:00:00 – Basica...
ListenEpisode Seventy-Seven: We Have The Box from 2020-12-05T11:01:38
Twelfman decided being present was so passe, and so left this one up to Nightwing and Nazgob, the N brothers, so talk aimlessly about BB2020. Or something. I haven’t listened to it yet. 00:00...
ListenEpisode Seventy-Six: Teams of Legends Know No Fear from 2020-11-20T08:13:43
It’s all about the Teams of Legend PDF that GW released today. Khemri’s back, baby! Never in doubt! Ahem… We also discuss Know No Fear, the book by Dan Abnett. Next book for book ...
ListenEpisode Seventy-Five: BB2020 Box Set/Trollslayer from 2020-10-19T07:10
We have taken a sensible approach to the new rules discussion by meticulously going over every team from BB2020 in the context of the new rules.
ListenEpisode Seventy-Four: BB2020 EVERY Team Deep-dive from 2020-09-10T08:54:53
We have taken a sensible approach to the new rules discussion by meticulously going over every team from BB2020 in the context of the new rules.
ListenEpisode Seventy-Three: New Edition Spoilerooskies from 2020-08-03T17:40:10
Oh mah Nuffle! New edition of Blood Bowl is on the horizon, and we have been shown spoilers. Let the wild speculation commence! 00:00:00 – New Edition Discussion!! End – End Patreon ...
ListenTop of the Blocks – Charity album release now! from 2020-07-31T12:22:57
https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 A number of like minded people decided to use the quarantine time to have a laugh and create some music themed around this great game of ours: Blood Bowl....
ListenEpisode Seventy-Two: Malus in Plunderland from 2020-07-06T19:25:41
This week we’re discussing The Daemon’s Curse, the first book in the Malus Darkblade series by Dan Abnett. We’re also taking another retrospective look at Blood Bowl 4th edition...
ListenEpisode Seventy-One: Descent of Plaingels from 2020-06-08T22:49:17
oh god we have to talk about ‘descent of angels’ send help 00:00:00 – Book Club: Descent of Angels 00:53:00 – All the other bumf 01:40:00 – Song Preview Patreon Li...
ListenEpisode Seventy: Insane in the Membr-Cain from 2020-05-27T20:16:14
We decide talking about Blood Bowl is so passé for a Blood Bowl podcast so instead decide to talk about Ciaphus Cain, an overwhelmingly superior use of time than listening to us. But, well, you&#...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Nine: COVID-69 from 2020-04-22T10:47:10
We’re still all locked indoors, so we take the opportunity to talk nonsense about nonsense, well, like normal really. We’re doing a book club! We’re reading For The Emperor, the...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Eight: Blood Bowl Compendimonium from 2020-03-30T11:51:09
We’re all stuck indoors, so lets do what we normally do: talk nonsense about Blood Bowl for far too long. We talk the 1997 Smash Hit Blood Bowl Compendium Number 1. It was full of nonsense. H...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Seven: Leap!! from 2020-03-10T07:39:44
We went to Bubba Bowl. All of us! It’s rare that all four of us go to a thing. However, Matt has been struck down with Nurgle’s Rot so isn’t here to talk about it. Ah well! The re...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Six: Well Well Welsh from 2020-02-15T12:43:43
Look, I wasn’t in this one. So I have no idea what happens. I think they talk about the Welsh Championship. What do you want from me? 00:01 – Some Sort Of Blood Bowl 1̣̯̭̦͖̀6͔̤̪̜̻̼̮̠͉:...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Five: Completely Rational Discussions About Slave Giants from 2020-01-07T09:05:09
Ogres! Slave Giants! Elflympics! Lots of sensible topics for sensible discussion. Also, Matt does Bloodblusters. Sigh. 99:99 – Why do I even bother? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAO...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Four: Lizards and Food. Food Lizards. Fizards? Lood..! from 2019-11-27T19:28:46
We talk spike about lizards! We talk Foodbowl! We talk BloodBlusters! We also talk diplomacy and marxism! We talk – huh? 00:00 – Lizard Spike 1:24:26 – Foodbowl 2:09:54 – Bl...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Three: The NAF World Cup IV – (DORN)BIRN, BABY BIRN! from 2019-10-24T08:00:03
I don’t need to tell you about the world cup here. Instead, listen to our enormous four hour special on the World Cup. Seriously, it’s over four hours. 00:00 – World Cup 4:00:00 &...
ListenThe NAF Blood Bowl World Cup IV: Dornbirn To Be Wild from 2019-10-12T10:46:31
If you’re reading this I assume you at least know vaguely what the Blood Bowl World Cup is all about, so I won’t bore you with the details. If you are in the very small venn diagram of knowing and ...
ListenEpisode Sixty-Two: Sir Lowbrow Leak from 2019-09-09T20:15:59
Coffee cup is a whole lot of blood bowl in a small, neat package. Twelfman went. How did he do? Who knows. Maybe he’ll tell us. Maybe not. We also talk about the new Lizardmen models wot GW d...
ListenEpisode Sixty-One: Gert’n’Thrud’n’Stuff from 2019-08-28T11:56:45
We talk Gert. We talk Thrud. We talk Nonsense. You all know the drill by now. 00:00 – Time 10:00 – Parsley Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://te...
ListenEpisode Sixty: Two Hobbity Cakes from 2019-07-25T09:59:36
We talk Cake. We talk halflings. We talk Bloodblusters. You know it’s good stuff. Just eat it, don’t ask questions. Trust me. 00:00 – Intro §￥:♝∢ – Time is meaningless ∞ ...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Nine: NAFC Riff Raff C from 2019-06-03T14:07:06
NAFC! This is what I’m talking about. We also discuss, oh, erm, what was it. Halfings? I think? It’s been like two whole weeks. I don’t know things like this. I’m only one m...
ListenNAFC 2019 – A writeup from 2019-05-06T22:02:30
This weekend I went to my very first ever NAFC. I won’t go into the history of the event, but basically it’s the largest singles (as in, non-team) event in the UK. This year saw just sh...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Eight: Pour One Out For SAWBBOWL from 2019-04-27T19:20:08
Some of us went to SAWBBOWL, and it was the last sawbowl. Sad times 😥 We also talk other generic nonsense. Also, bloodblusters, with guest questions again, this time from a model! Or was that the ...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Seven: LRB3 – Part Two from 2019-03-13T22:48:24
More lurkings into LRB3, with us picking up from where we left off. Also, bloodblusters, with guest questons! 00:00 – Intro 10:00ish – LRB3 Part 2 1:18:40 – Bloodblusters, then en...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Six: LRB3 – Part One from 2019-02-21T19:42:07
We take a retrospective into the dark, dank days of LRB3 today… It’s a long one, so it’s in two parts. Also, the prodigal halfling fancier returns! 00:00 – Intro 13:06 ̵...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Five: Questions? from 2019-02-14T21:01:55
Welsh! Open! Questions! Answers! Suggestions! Murder! Murder? Well, no. Enticing word though, eh? 00:00 – Intro 13:06 – Welsh Open 57:00 – Q&A session, then Bloodblusters ...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Four: Underworld… and, done! from 2019-01-07T21:07:12
Time! We finally, finally, FINALLY make it through the twenty six. Every team, every star, every skill. Everything. Ev. Rey. Thing. That’s right, we’re lifting the warpstone boulder and...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Three: Eurob from 2018-11-20T22:34:29
What! Two episodes in one week? What chicanery is this? (did I use the word chicanery this year already?) Although not much time has passed since publishing the episodes, many weeks have passed chr...
ListenEpisode Fifty-Two: Spike II – Return Of The Spike from 2018-11-16T21:27:33
Dark elves! Spike magazine 2! Bristol Speedbowl! Chimera Cup! Oh sweet rambunctious parade of emotions, will you never cease? Oh! By the way… We’re running an indiegogo campaign RIGHT T...
ListenEpisode Fifty-One: Dorn To Birn Wild from 2018-09-19T08:03:38
What a treat we have for you ungrateful lot today! We’ve only gone and got Torsten from the 2019 World Cup team on the podcast talking about Austria, Beer and occasionally Blood Bowl too. Als...
ListenEpisode Fifty: Fifty Shades of, er, Never Mind from 2018-08-12T21:59:41
Fifty big ones! Fifty smackeroos! Well into middle age now, we’re definitely over the hill. That won’t stop us churning out quality content right into your head dishes, or my name isn&#...
ListenEpisode Forty-Nine: Open Spike Night from 2018-06-17T15:07:52
I know! It’s hard to keep up with this veritable flurry of content. Naw, apologies for the brief hiatus. But we’re back! Hey, it could be worse! Imagine if we released a new episode eve...
ListenEpisode Forty-Eight: Get Your Pacts Straight from 2018-04-26T21:34:59
Chaos Renegades I mean Pact. Literally perfect. The best of the best. Elves, Goblins, Skaven, Ogres, Minotaurs, all in one team. Clawpomb. Mutations. Wait, they’re bottom tier two? Why? Liste...
ListenEpisode Forty-Seven: Let’s Try That Again, Shall We? from 2018-04-05T21:39:09
Ok! We’ve had another go, and hopefully it’ll all go better this time around. We’ve got planning. We’ve got jingles. Oh it’s exciting. 0:00 – Intro 9:04 – ...
ListenAn announcement from 2018-03-17T10:50:18
Hi all, I’ve got a few things I want to say quickly. As many of you are probably aware, our last episode was a bit crap. I’m sorry about that. We were plagued with an array of technical...
ListenEpisode Forty-Seven: Bubbloody Bubbrilliant II (Episode Removed) from 2018-03-15T06:22:46
Tournaments! Games! We went to one and did some. Also, listen to Twelfman slowly lose his sanity at the general technical shittiness! Lastly, Nightwing is doing the quiz, so you know what th...
ListenAnything But A One: Corrections! Episode One from 2018-02-25T20:49
Okay, I’ll level with you. Sometimes. SOMETIMES We get things wrong. Twelfman spends about 7 minutes putting the world to rights. Like a nerd. Listen here!
ListenEpisode Forty-Six: Welsh Women from 2018-02-16T22:08:38
The host is dead! Long live the host! Twelfman is absent today, because of a collection of frankly embarrassing technical cock-ups. That means this is purely an episode of Nazgob, Merrick and Night...
ListenEpisode Forty-Five: Post-Sevens/Pre-Welsh Discussion from 2018-01-24T19:11
There once was a hiatus… Then it was over. We’re back, baby! We’re talking about the 7s tournament that Nightwing went to, then we’re delving into the Welsh Open, a wicked t...
ListenEpisode Forty-Four: Elflympics II: Elflympics Harder from 2017-12-22T14:31:50
The second Elflympics has been and gone, and we spend a decent amount of time nattering on about it this week. We also set ourselves some Blood Bowl resolutions to try and be better players ...
ListenEpisode Forty-Three: Orcs – On Cloud AV9 from 2017-11-22T19:47:06
Orcs! They’re big, they’re green, they’re here to get in the way. Nothing says green eggs and beef like orcs. Why have pathetic, piddly, barely-even-there armour when you can slap...
ListenEpisode Forty-Two: The NAF, The Universe and Everything from 2017-11-06T13:34:25
Slight deviation from the natural order this episode. Instead of covering ‘tactics’ and rumours etc, we have instead decided to dedicate an episode to a discussion of the NAF, what it d...
ListenEpisode Forty-One: Terrible Twos from 2017-10-13T18:56:24
We’re two years old! We look back on years and years any, uh, well that’s it, of content. We’re also talking about the Chimera Cup! Ah! And we have shiny new excellent microphones...
ListenTwo Years Old Today. from 2017-10-08T18:47:02
Two years today we started Anything But A One Podcast. Forty episodes, over eighty hours of footage. It’s been amazing so far, but we ain’t done yet!! I just wanted to say thank you to ...
ListenEpisode Forty: Professional Trade Union from 2017-09-10T21:57:17
Twelfman can finally, finally go off the rails on a bit of Elven Union Pro Elf action. And not only that, but he and Nightwing get to be all mushy over Eldril Sidewinder. Swoon. Oh, also Dol...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Nine: Great Gert, Gurt Gert, Red Gert, Blue Gert from 2017-09-04T18:57
Gert happened, and that was it. Oh yeah, Twelfman was running it. And everyone else went, so we should probably talk about it. What was that? Janky, broken bears? You must be mistaken. We’re ...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Eight: Thrud-u-like from 2017-08-21T23:29:23
Trumpets blare and choirs of angels sing! We’ve returned after our unplanned summer holiday to slap some moist wet podcast right in your pie hole. Last week most of us went to the ever fantas...
ListenABAO Specials: Foul Bowl Commentary from 2017-07-02T22:39:03
It’s time for a special episode of Anything But A One! Join Twelfman and Merrick as they commentate over the recently videoed game between Twelf and Maverick, on the top table at Foul Bowl II...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Seven: More Entirely Rational Discussions About Deathzone II from 2017-06-26T18:26
Deathzone: Season Two. More stuff to love, more stuff to hate, more stuff to ‘meh’. In this episode we deal specifically with the non-optional rules, so Star Players and new indu...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Six: That Sucks Thralls from 2017-06-13T06:00:51
Vampires! As strong as a Black Orc, as nimble as a Gutter Runner, as robust as a zombie, with the skill access of the Holy Slann Blitzer. What downside could be so enormous that they’re consi...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Five: Rats from 2017-04-22T22:47:36
We’re joined by two super duper special guests today: Orca Cola’s RK, and the NAF’s Hawca. We talk Orca Cola and NAFC with these lovely chappies. Then it’s the Skaven...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Four: SAWBBL-de-hoy from 2017-04-14T21:30:54
SAWBBL happened last week, and a bunch of us were there. We talk Goblins, Norse, and general insanity. You know us by now. We also talk about the Bright Crusaders models and the Made To Orde...
ListenSAWBBowl I – An Experiment In Goblins from 2017-04-10T17:56:31
I suck with goblins. I don’t know how to play them. Like Undead or Dark Elves, I just don’t really get them. Still, like the insane Blood Bowl fanatic I am (pun intended), a bunch of us...
ListenBumford’s Adventures – Season 2: Game Five/Six – Gunville Stonesmiths and Da Undercliff Boyz from 2017-03-25T15:56:03
Game Five/Six – Gunville Stonesmiths and Da Undercliff Boyz Bumford is sitting, thinking. He is in a large worn red chair that creaks as he adjusts his weight. “Please, one more time run it b...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Three: BB2016s and Bubbas and Bears, oh my! from 2017-03-22T08:13:08
BB2016 – Love it or hate it, it’s here to stay. We start today’s episode with our take on it as a whole, what we like, what we don’t like, that sort of thing. We’ll th...
ListenBumford’s Adventures – Season 2: Game Four – Chine Gang Assassins from 2017-03-19T16:45:12
Game Four – Chine Gang Assassins The frogmen of Yaverslann’d file out of their changing rooms, squeltching as they go.They are ushered onto the pitch by Bumford, casually giving a boot to the...
ListenEpisode Thirty-Two: Hashut-Uppa You Face from 2017-02-22T23:52:35
We’re joined by super special guest Thunden, host of the Mead & Mayhem League’s Podcast, MML Pro Talk. The MML is the largest most exciting PS4 Blood Bowl 2 league out there....
ListenBumford’s Adventures – Season 2: Game Three – Downend Dynamos from 2017-02-19T20:35:52
Game Three: Downend Dynamos It’s the third day of Season 22 of the WIBBL, and Bumford is studying Yaverslann’d’s next opponent: The Downend Dynamos; a Skaven team that’s been enjoying success so fa...
ListenBumford’s Adventures – Season 2: Game Two – Forest Side Warrior Princesses from 2017-02-11T20:37:39
Season Two: Game Two – Forest Side Warrior Princesses Bumford is feeling good. Brand new team (even if they are weird frog people), first victory under their belt. He bursts into the changing...
ListenBumford’s Adventures – Season 2: Game One – Burnt Wood Grockles from 2017-02-05T16:23:14
Game One: Burnt Wood Grockles It is a new day. A new season. A new team. Bumford emerges from his dressing room, bedecked in a luxuriously enormous fur coat. Ostentatiously furred, almost as if Bum...
ListenEpisode Thirty-One: Slanntastic Mr Krox from 2017-01-23T22:51:50
Oh Slann, you underrated team of freaks, you. Who cares for tiers or optimisation when you can simply bounce around, having fun? Who needs Blitzers with Block or Catchers with Catch? Or, well, any ...
ListenEpisode Thirty: Grak and Crumblebroken? from 2017-01-06T10:25:13
Literally nothing contentious happened in the last few weeks. No new models were released, no new unbalanced star players were announced, nothing whatsoever even remotely controversial even ...
ListenMerry Christmas from the ABAO Podcast Team! from 2016-12-25T16:08:15
On the twelfth day of Nufflemas ol’ Nuffle gave to me: Twelve on the armour, Eleven ‘Zons a-Blodging, Ten Slann a-Leaping, Nine Elves Wardancing, Eight Claws a-POMBing, Seven Zombies Fo...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Nine: The Elflympic Games Round-up from 2016-12-19T23:18:15
Join us this week in our recap of what went down during The Elflympic Games Trumpkin’s Twelfman’s elf-centric tournament held on the 3rd of December. We also talk briefly about t...
ListenThe Elflympic Games – An Autopsy from 2016-12-04T22:56:22
Yesterday was the first Elflympic Games, a one-day four-game tournament run by myself. The rulespack can be found both on this blog and the dedicated website. Here’s a quick summary though: 1...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Eight: Entirely Rational Discussions About Death Zone from 2016-11-28T09:34:02
Blood Bowl 2 Streamer and Special Guest FullMetalCOS joins us in the pit today as we delve into the world of Blood Bowl 2 and Reddit! Also, now that we have phyiscal versions of the box set ...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Seven: Can’t Blurgle The Nurgle from 2016-11-18T06:31:15
This week we’re embracing our inner scunge and discussing the Nurgle’s Rotters team, so get your hot lemon and hankies, it’s time to get plaguey! We’re also talking Nurgle-c...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Six: Revitalisationing from 2016-11-02T20:00:33
Listen as the podcast enters whole new hitherto untold depths of, er, something, as two new cast members join the team! Welcome Knightly and Nazgob! We’re talking mostly about Exebowl III thi...
ListenBumford’s Adventures 8: FINAL vs Kurgan Blood Tide from 2016-10-20T08:00:52
FINAL This is it. The final match of the Reddit Redux league. Bumford paces up and down. He turns to look at the elfs, murder in his face, then stops and continues pacing. He doesn’t know wha...
ListenDungeon Bowl Team Builder from 2016-10-18T14:55:15
Hello all! Just a quickie to share the Dungeon Bowl team builder I made for the anniversary episode. It is compatible with the more recent (unofficial, maybe?) Dungeon Bowl rule set. Here it is! Te...
ListenBumford’s Adventures 7: Semi Final vs Reddit Rotters from 2016-10-13T08:00:09
7: Semi Final vs Reddit Rotters. The team is waiting in their changing room. It’s been a short while since their last game against the Jelly Jammers, and they’ve had time to come to terms with what...
ListenDungeon Bowl Video Match Report from 2016-10-11T13:01:48
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ListenBumford’s Adventures 6.5: Interlude from 2016-10-10T11:00:55
Bumford paces up and down. The team are resting like the wussy elfs they are. They didn’t seem bothered whether Nautical made it through to the playoffs. What did they know, eh? Who wa...
ListenAnything But A One: One Year Old Today from 2016-10-08T21:33:03
It’s been exactly a year today that us weirdos at Anything But A One Podcast broadcast our first episode. Since then we’ve published twenty five separate episodes which played back to b...
ListenBumford’s Adventures Episode 6: Jelly Jammers from 2016-10-06T08:00:17
6: Jelly Jammers VS Nautical Imperatives Bumford walked into the changing room of Nautical Imperatives laughing. “You won’t believe this,” he says, wiping a combination of various...
ListenBumford’s Adventures Episode 5: Welf[A]re from 2016-09-29T08:00:47
5: Welf[A]re VS Nautical Imperatives The air is much cleaner than it was last match. All is as it should be; the sun shines, the breeze is gentle, and Bumford is cursing expertly. “Stupid! Wa...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Five: Glowblins from 2016-09-26T12:19:10
Oh dear. We’re talking about Goblins this week, and that means only one thing. Glowworm guest-stars again and, well, you remember last time..! We’re also (ostensibly) discussing ...
ListenBumford’s Adventures Episode 4: Reddit Rotters from 2016-09-22T08:00:34
4: Reddit Rotters VS Nautical Imperatives There is a stench in the air, and for once its source is not Bumford, the dwarven coach of Nautical Imperatives. The elfs all sit in their dressing room wi...
ListenBumford’s Adventures Episode 3: Madcap Maulers from 2016-09-15T08:00:26
3: Madcap Maulers VS Nautical Imperatives “It’s a bloody disgrace is what it is,” Bumford grumbles, pacing the changing room of Nautical Imperatives. “Utter snotling shit.&#...
ListenBumford’s Adventures Episode 2: Burnfurnace from 2016-09-08T08:00:11
The night before… Bumford’s arms are spread wide. He speaks with gusto. “Come on you lot! A pint of the brown stuff for every broken bone you inflict on’m!” The respon...
ListenThe Elflympic Games from 2016-09-05T09:45:34
Come one, come all! It’s the inaugural, the inceptive, the very first Elflympic Games! The Elflympic Games is a four game tournament held in Yate, about 11 miles north of Bristol. Find the fu...
ListenEpisode Twenty-Four: The Tourn(ament) Identity from 2016-09-04T14:17:30
Tournaments! All the tournaments! Thrudball, Exiles, Elflympic Games, Full Beard… so many tournaments, so little time. Also, Bloodblusters! Who could forget it? Not us, not when Nightwing hos...
ListenBumford’s Adventures 1: Necronobacon VS Nautical Imperatives from 2016-09-01T14:36:17
Way back in the murky depths of 2015, I was involved in the Reddit Redux Fumbbl Cup, a small league hosted by the chaps over at Reddit.com/r/BloodBowl. Part of the fun for me was writing up fluffy ...
ListenOnce Upon A Thrud – Thrudball 2016 from 2016-08-17T14:32:02
When someone tells you an event is for charity, that doesn’t always conjure up images of high quality. It tends to suggest a half-arsed attempt to desperately squeeze as much money from a bun...
ListenCSWTC Episode 6: Gert Lush from 2016-07-29T21:24:55
We’re back, and we’re Gertier than ever! (Gerter? Gerthier?) This week we’re talking about the weekend that was the weekend that was. Gert Bowl VI, to be specific! Bristol’s...
ListenCSWTC Episode 5: Foul Play from 2016-07-10T21:38:52
We’re back! Sorry for the brief hiatus… I blame Brexit. This week’s slightly shorter episode talks about Foul Bowl, the recent one-dayer in Cardiff. We also talk Podbowl, hobbies&...
ListenPodbowl Roundup: Episode 2 from 2016-07-02T20:47:04
With the Podbowl been active for a few weeks now, plenty of games have been played. Let’s take a look at how things are going… Well, in Europe Percy’s All Stars have been dominati...
ListenEpisode Twenty-One: Putting the Cart Before the Norse from 2016-06-06T19:12:56
Norse! Hooray for glass cannons! Who needs AV8 when you’ve got block! Yeah, about that… We’re also talking JBone Industries Frogmen and discussing the new player options for Auld ...
ListenPodbowl round up, Week One from 2016-05-26T16:41:34
The Podbowl is well underway, with coaches from all over the world coming together to compete to see who the greatest Blood Bowl podcast is! And my-oh-my have there been some matches so far, yes in...
ListenEpisode Twenty: Khemri Khemri Khemri Khemri Khemri Chameleon from 2016-05-24T05:33:57
Lots to talk about today! Firstly, there’s the info from Warhammerfest about the new Blood Bowl, which is exciting. Then there’s the strategic analysis of the Khemri roster, which is al...
ListenEpisode Nineteen: ClawPOMBs of Mass Destruction | Chaos from 2016-05-04T10:11:25
Time to get back on schedule methinks. Today we’re talking (you guessed it) Chaos! Not only Chaos, but Lord Borak and Grashnak Blackhoof, and the skills Horns, Juggernaut and Piling On. We...
ListenThe Podbowl from 2016-04-22T15:14:17
There are plenty of Blood Bowl podcasts out there, but only one can be crowned the greatest of them all! The Podbowl is a FUMBBL tournament that pits each of these Podcasts against one another in a...
ListenCSWTC Episode 4: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumb-Bowls from 2016-04-20T09:28:05
We’re off again, this time to another (relatively) local one-dayer, Crumb-Bowl V. Expect Nurgle, expect frustration, expect WICKED BANTS (sorry Hung). We’re also doing a quick ne...
ListenEpisode Seventeen: Moot (bonus) Point from 2016-04-04T08:10:58
We’re back after a few weeks away, and we thought we’d slide in with a nice, easy, no-controversial-in-any-way episode. That’s why we’re talking about Dungeonbowl, Crumb-Bow...
ListenEpisode Sixteen: Woodie Two-Shoes from 2016-03-09T09:00:54
Lace up your Powergamer shoes and polish your munchkins, it’s Wood Elf week! We’re also looking at the skills Catch and Sprint, then the star players Willow Rosebark and Jordell Freshbr...
ListenCSWTC Episode 3: Bubbaloody Bubbarilliant from 2016-02-29T18:10:13
Bubba Bowl III! Bristol’s very own one-day tournament was last week, and all four of us attended. In this feature-length (read: rambling) episode, we talk in depth about the high (elves), the...
ListenEpisode Fourteen: Where(wolf) Ever You May Go from 2016-02-18T08:16
Lets get all lunar and natter ourselves hoarse about the Necromantic roster. We’re also talking about the skills Claw (gulp) and Dirty Player, as well as the star players J Earlice and...
ListenCSWTC Episode 2: Powlen Gwaed Cymraeg from 2016-02-08T21:28:17
It’s our thirteenth episode! It’s also episode two of our Chronicle of the Soutth-West Tournament Championship! We reminisce about the Welsh Open that happened last week. We talk teams,...
ListenEpisode Twelve: A Serious Skinking Problem from 2016-01-24T17:30:10
Let’s explore the dark, scaly world of the denizens of deep Lustria for our next team… No, not Amazons, the other ones. Not them either, Slann is later. It’s time for Lizardmen! W...
ListenEpisode Eleven: Witch Perfect from 2016-01-11T09:47:39
Of all the myriad selection of Elves in Blood Bowl, Dark Elves are most certainly the Darkest. And the spikiest. And the nakedest! This week we’re diving into everything emo as ...
ListenEpisode Ten: De-ogre-rant from 2016-01-04T09:43:23
Ogres! What’s not to love! Up to six Strength 5 Mighty Blow players! Players that dodge everywhere on a 2+ with a reroll! …there’s just the small matter of everyone either ...
ListenEpisode Nine: Mighty Dwarfin’ Power Gamers from 2015-12-28T15:54:27
It was bound to come up sooner or later. Dwarfs (sigh) are the topic of discussion this week. (Don’t worry, we’ve all had our jabs) Not sure whether you should take Guard? Listen in! Un...
ListenEpisode Eight: Because I Got High (Elves) from 2015-12-22T10:42:09
Hold on to your pants guys, because today we’re finally finally talking about High Elves, and why they’re not the worst elves. Also, why they are the worst elves. Watch ho...
ListenEpisode Seven: Daemonic French Squig-Monkeys | Unofficial Rosters from 2015-12-07T16:57:23
Due to yet more illness, we are Mattless today, and the schedule has been shunted back another week. But don’t fret! Instead of tackling one roster, we’re dissecting four this week to m...
ListenCSWTC Episode 1: Albion Coast Trophy from 2015-12-02T09:36:53
Trumpkin and Merrick talk about their adventure in the first episode of the Chronicles of the South-West Tournament Championship. This time they're off to Southampton to compete in the Albion Coast...
ListenEpisode Five: NAF WC, GW, OBBLM, ACT, OMG from 2015-11-23T20:10:04
Episode five looks at the NAF World Cup wot just happened in Italy. Specifically Dave’s experience, as Merrick is sadly too poorly to join in! Don’t worry, he’ll be back, that is ...
ListenEpisode Four: Undead – The Wight Ghoul for the Job from 2015-11-02T09:25:57
Undead are the focus of the podcast this week, with the skills Regeneration and Strip Ball also being discussed. Sinnedbad and Setekh are discected, and we natter about the renowned Blood Bowl Worl...
ListenEpisode Three: Exebowl Spexecial from 2015-10-20T09:42:51
Episode three is our Exebowl Special. Three of the four of us went to Exebowl last Saturday, and in this episode we talk about the highs, the lows, the dirty rotten cheats, the glorious moments and...
ListenEpisode Two: Old Hobbits die hard from 2015-10-12T08:23:56
Week Two brings us dangerously close to the little people of the Blood Bowl world. This week we’re examining the Halfling team: their strengths, weaknesses, how hard they are to play, more ab...
ListenEpisode One: Oh, the Human-e-Team! from 2015-10-08T16:11:38
Our first foray into the world of Blood Bowl Podcasting introduces us, your magnanimous and dare-I-say handsome hosts, and takes a deep, dark look into the world of Humans. Are they the best team i...
ListenThe Almighty Schedule from 2015-10-05T16:11:22
In ABAO we have a schedule of what we’re going to talk about in which week. Note that a ‘week’ might not actually be a ‘week’. It might be several. Or even longer. Ahe...
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