Podcasts by Ask Mom

#2: This Podcast Is Now Called Boomer Hour. Just Kidding, We're Still Dishing Fantastic Advice! Plus, Why Time Is Always The Enemy from 2021-07-22T21:35:29

The ladies are back this week, and WiFi is still a bit of a struggle. Never fear, poor connection can't get in the way of this duo (okay, maybe it can a little). CJM and Kate go deep on some top...

#1: The First Ever Episode Of Ask Spawn! Just Kidding, CJM Just Has Bad Wifi. Plus, Some Actual Advice from 2021-07-01T10:00

The ladies are back— wait, CJM is cutting in and out. But that's okay, the ladies still cover some great topics this week! Tune in for some great advice about how to get the best price on baby t...

#30: So You Had A First Date? What Does The Second One Mean? CJM And Kate Are Here To Give You All The Answers from 2021-06-17T14:10:50

The ladies are back this week with some stellar advice! Besides talking about the joys of motherhood and grand motherhood, CJM and Kate talk about what a second date means (hint: it can mean so ...

#29: Stop The Presses! Baby Max Is In His Track Suit! Plus, Some Actual Advice from 2021-06-04T16:11:34

The ladies are back this week with some fire advice! Aside from the cuteness of baby Max, CJM and Kate talk about dressing for the job you want, and give some much needed thoughts about how to d...

#28: CJM Says "F*** Comes Last, Career Comes First!" Plus, Fresh Versus Boxed Jewish Food, And More Actual Advice! from 2021-05-20T13:12:32

The ladies are back this week and they give some fire advice! After the great peanut butter and jelly debate, they give one listener some pointers on how to put yourself and your career first in...

#27: It's Kate's First (And CJM's *Undisclosed Number Of Years* Mother's Day!) from 2021-05-13T10:00

Happy Mother's Day! This year we're celebrating CJM AND Kate because they're both moms now! Tune in for  some advice about how to prepare for becoming a parent (spoiler: you can't), and baby Max...

#26: CJM Says "Suck It In, Suck It Out!" What Does That Mean? We're Not Sure. Plus, How Long Is Too Long To Be Dating Your S/O Before Getting Married, And The Best NYC Deli! from 2021-05-06T10:00

The ladies are back once again! This week, we start off HOT with a question about how long to wait before getting married to your significant other. As CJM laments over the longest 5 years of he...

#25: Opening Up Pandora's Vagina With CJM And Kate! Plus, Should You Stay At A Job For The Seniority, Or Take A Newer, Cooler Job? from 2021-04-29T10:00

Kate and Crazy Jewish Mom are back this week with some truly stellar content! First, Kate's vagina comes into question (but what else is new). Don't worry, it's doing great! CJM throws in her tw...

#24: CJM And Kate Celebrate Carbsmas (The End Of Passover, Obviously)! Also, First Date Tips, And The Never-Ending Well Of Vomit And Poop That Is Max from 2021-04-08T10:00

In this episode, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate celebrate the end of passover with BREAD and PIZZA! Plus, advice about dating outside of your religion, baby Max, and first date tips that you won't wa...

#23: CJM Wants Organic Cabbage To Put WHERE On Kate's Body? Plus, Postpartum Advice And Pandemic Bucket Lists from 2021-03-25T10:00

The ladies are back and better than ever this week. On this episode, a listener drops a surprising tip for sore breasts that CJM and Kate cannot wait to try out. Hint: it involves cabbage. Plus,...

#22: CJM Declares That There Shall Be NO Penises on Passover (Again)! Plus, How To Find A Decent Person To Date from 2021-03-18T10:00

The ladies are back this week with another Live at 5! This week, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate talk plans for their potential seder livestream in honor of passover! Plus, advice about how to get ove...

#21: Kate Gives Barf-Laden Advice and CJM Makes Baked Apples! Plus, Ignoring Red Flags and Vaccine Celebrations from 2021-03-11T11:00

The ladies (and Max) are back this week! This week, CJM and Kate talk about making excuses for f**kboys and how to stand up for yourself when dealing with shitty behavior from a significant othe...

#20: CJM And Kate Make A MATCH ON THE PODCAST (Maybe)! Plus, #Bagelgate And #TexasStrong from 2021-02-25T11:00

The ladies are back this week, and this time they accidentally caused a debate about the superiority of Montreal versus New York bagels. Plus, whether online dating during this pandemic is worth...

#19: CJM And Kate Celebrate Valentines Day With Stellar Advice! Plus, How To Handle Rejection Like The Badass You Are And #FreeBritney from 2021-02-18T11:00

CJM and Kate are back, and on Valentines day no less! This week, we're talking the #FreeBritney movement, how to celebrate Valentines day with a small baby in quarantine, and how to handle all k...

#18: Kate Has Urinated All Over The Tri-State Area, But It's Okay Because She Was Pregnant! Plus, Taking Time For Yourself Post-Pregnancy And Cat Shenanigans from 2021-02-11T11:00

The ladies + Max are back this week! Besides some stellar (and as always, unqualified) advice, Kate reminisces on some COVID-friendly dates that she and Jon embarked on. Is it a date if you pee ...

#17 CJM Isn't Like Regular Crazy Jewish Mom's, She's...Crazier? Plus, Why All People On Dating Apps Seem Like Trash And How To Boost Your Online Dating Profile from 2021-01-28T11:00

This week, the ladies are back and ready to go with love and relationship advice. Max gives his opinions too (and by that we mean he spits up on Kate a couple times)! CJM gives her opinions on w...

#16 Enough About Kate's Vagina, CJM Wants Relationship Questions! Plus, Normalizing Nip Slips And If It's Too Early For Kegels from 2021-01-21T11:00

This week, Kate has a weird stabbing feeling in her vagina? It's probably the stitches. CJM suggests a four-way FaceTime between herself, Kate, Kate's doctor, and Kate's vagina. Does Kate agree?...

#15: It's Titty Time!! Plus, the Ladies are Back Together Giving New Parent Advice from 2021-01-07T18:24:28

In this week's episode, the ladies are back together under the same roof and trying to deal with a crying Max. However, they were still able to give some new parent advice, talk some more about ...

#14: This Is Now a Breastfeeding Podcast Because Baby Max Is In The House! Plus Vagina Pops, The Delivery Story, and More. from 2021-01-05T19:08:19

In this special episode, we hear all about Kate's delivery of Max — and how she's set on normalizing vagina tearing. Plus, the ladies discuss vagina ice pops, breastfeeding, leaking milk, pregna...

#13: Kate Wants Diarrhea So She Can Finally Go Into Labor. Plus, If Your BF Dumps You Because Your "Fat," Thank Your Lucky Stars. from 2020-12-10T19:58:24

In this week's episode, the ladies give advice on how to get over the boyfriend who dumps you for being "fat" — and why you should be so happy he's no longer in your life. Plus, Kate just wants ...

#12: Will Kate Have a Hanukkah Baby? Plus, Making Friends, Making Latkes, And Loving Your Pregnancy Body from 2020-12-03T17:01:01

In this week's episode, the ladies speculate whether the very pregnant Kate will end up having Baby Smurf on one of the days of Hanukkah. Plus, how many menorahs is too many? (Hint: The limit do...

#11: Happy (Socially-Distanced) Thanksgiving!! Plus, Raising Kids in a City, Vaccines, and Being VERY Pregnant from 2020-11-26T18:13:36

In this week's episode, the ladies are now isolated from each other as Kate gets ready to give birth to her baby Smurf. That means the ladies are having an isolated, socially-distanced Thanksgiv...

#10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZYJEWISHMOM! Plus, Post-Pregnancy Can Last Up to 6 Months??!! from 2020-11-19T19:57:48

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Kim's birthday with chocolate cake, singing, and giving advice! Plus, did you know that you can bleed for up to 6 months after giving birth???? Also,...

#9: The Ladies Celebrate the Election News. Plus, Kate Gets Her Insides Kicked For Talking Sh*t About Baby Smurf from 2020-11-12T18:49:16

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about how they celebrated the election results a.k.a CJM danced, rapped, and sang along to "F*ck Donald Trump" — a real classy move but who cares? Plus, t...

#8: Kate Would Be Thrilled if Her Baby's First Words are "F**k." Plus, Don't Have a Relationship Without the Commitment from 2020-11-06T23:31:37

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about why you shouldn't let a guy treat you like a girlfriend without the girlfriend label. Plus, Kate is so over being pregnant and would be thrilled if ...

#7: New York Isn't Dead and Kate Had a Zoom Baby Shower. Plus, What is a Good Alternative to Keying Cars? from 2020-10-29T19:02:58

In this week's episode, the ladies told everyone about Kate's Zoom baby shower and trying to continue to live life SAFELY! Plus, New York is certainly not dead and Kim will yell at you if you're...

#6: You're Actually Pregnant for 10 Months Because Life Sucks! Plus, Tinder, Second Chances, and Baby Names from 2020-10-22T16:21:12

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss questions around Tinder and giving someone a second chance at love. Plus, Kate equates pregnancy to a "shitty, horrible snowflake" and she can't wait f...

#5: "My Womb, My Choice" Kate Says. Plus, Peeing Every 5 Minutes, Going to College, and Moving Internationally for Love from 2020-10-15T16:09:44

In this week's episode, Kate stands up to her mother, stating "My Womb, My Choice!" Plus, the ladies give advice on moving to another country for love, dating men who didn't go to college (it's ...

#4: Normalize Bleeding A**holes&Make Your Voting Plan. Plus, If CJM Catches You Without a Mask, Prepare to Die from 2020-10-08T20:05:20

In this week's episode, Kate tells her fans about how she's so constipated that she's bleeding from her butthole — and that it's time to normalize pregnancy woes. Plus, Kim wants everyone to wea...

#3: Yom Kippur, Burping, Heartburn, and more! Kate is Still Pregnant — and Bumping Into Things ALL THE TIME from 2020-10-01T20:36:29

In this week's episode, Kate talks about how she doesn't know how much more pregnant she can get because she's already eating everything and bumping into everyone. Plus, it's Yom Kippur! The lad...

#2: CJM Wants to Hear Your Quarantine Dating Stories! Plus, Baby Smurf is Kicking Non-Stop, Getting Bigger, And Eating EVERYTHING in Sight from 2020-09-17T16:36:33

In this week's episode, CJM asks viewers to DM her about their quarantine dating stories. Plus, she's ready to set you up! Plus, Kate is getting bigger and bigger ... and eating everything in si...

#1: Baby Smurf Was Trying to Tell Us Something. Plus, Heartburn, Baby Sign Language, and the Fears of Motherhood from 2020-09-03T14:21:59

In this week's episode, we finally understand why Kate's butt is dying everything blue. Plus, we learn her fears about motherhood and why she needs to drink oat milk (hint: It's uncontrollable h...

#22: Rage Pregnancy Hunger, Curls, and Baby CPR. Plus, Is New York Dead? from 2020-08-27T15:41:23

In this week's episode, Kate gets a lot of love for her natural curls. Plus, Kim and the viewers nag Kate about taking her pregnancy classes ESPECIALLY baby CPR. The ladies also give advice on t...

#21: Kate Gives CJM Much Needed Tech Support. Plus, The Perks of Plastic Surgery, Weird Pregnancy Dreams, and More! from 2020-08-20T17:08:21

In this week's episode, Kate teaches Kim a thing or two about screenshotting, offering tech support. Plus, weird pregnancy dreams, the perks of plastic surgery and what botox really does. Plus, ...

#20: The New Title of This Podcast is "Ask Kate's Uterus." Plus, Drive by Epidurals&Surviving the Endless Pandemic from 2020-08-16T22:21:54

In this week's episode, the ladies rebrand the podcast to "Ask Kate's Uterus!" Plus, they talk about trying to avoid pandemic burnout, their political preferences for the upcoming election, mood...

#19: CJM Continues To Go Pantless And Baby Smurf Is Causing Acid Reflux. Plus Uber Drivers, Kosher meals, and More from 2020-08-06T21:06:36

In this week's episode, Baby Smurf is still turning things blue and is also giving Kate acid reflux! Plus, CJM goes pantless once again. And there was actual advice given too. From how to fix a ...

#18: Is Kate's Glow from Pregnancy or the Ring-light? Plus, Period Parties, Zoom Weddings, and More! from 2020-07-30T18:48:11

In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, g...

#17: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! Plus, Pregnancy Hormones, Mental Health, and More from 2020-07-23T18:53:13

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to sta...

#16: Baby Smurf Tours of Princeton, the Ladies Fight Over Kate's Pregnancy,&Florida is a Flaming Dumpster Fire from 2020-07-16T18:42:57

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "b...

#15: Kate is Blue - BA DA DEE DA DA DAAAA. Plus, No Pants Sundays!! from 2020-07-10T01:54:36

In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else...

#14: Oil on Your Vagina, Nipple Training, Labor Horror Stories&More! from 2020-07-02T18:34:15

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss pant-less Zoom cooking sessions, nipple training, and 27 hours of labor. Plus, if Kim sees you without a mask on she's going to yell at you — or make P...

#13: Start Doing Your Kegels Because KATE IS PREGNANT! Plus, What is Nipple Training? from 2020-06-25T17:57:58

This week's episode is all about Kate's pregnancy! @CrazyJewishMom is going to be a grandma, making Kate the new "Crazy Jewish Mom." While the ladies do answer questions about love and dating, t...

#12: Throw Food At The One's You Love to Show Them You Care, Plus Karens Gone Wild and White Privilege from 2020-06-18T18:58:24

In this week's podcast episode, the ladies are back and talking about spicing up your love life by throwing food at your partner. Also, the Karens are going wild out here, CJM is cooking up a st...

#11: Black Lives Matter from 2020-06-05T10:00

With the deaths of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tony McDade, Nina Pop, and so many more, the black community has hit their tipping point with police brutality and systematic racism in America. ...

#10: Are People Having Zoom Sex? Plus, CJM Dating Service, Not Feeling the Love&More! from 2020-05-28T20:04:22

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom wants to know how people are dating in isolation and whether or not they are having Zoom sex. Plus, she wants to start her own dating service! Also, when ...

#9: It's All Greek To Me! Special Guest Star Gus Constantellis Introduces Us to That Bitch Toula. Plus Real Housewives Gossip&Zoom Meeting Rules! from 2020-05-21T16:15:46

In this week's episode, the ladies have TWO special guest stars: Gus Constantellis and boyfriend Dave. We learn all about "that bitch Toula," hear some advice from Gus' Greek mother, and some sp...

#8: CJM's Gate Blows Off It's Hinges This Mother's Day! Plus, Offering Grandspawn, BTDT = Be the Dead ...?, and More! from 2020-05-14T16:02:43

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom gets Grandspawn offerings and a wind storm that tears her gate off it's hinges for Mother's Day. Plus, the ladies discuss the latest internet slang and wh...

#7: If You're Boyfriend is Sexting Other People, Dump Him!! Plus, Hypothetical Pregnancies, Hamilton Hats, and More from 2020-05-07T17:06:45

In this week's episode, the ladies advise a young woman to dump her lying boyfriend who keeps sexting other women — and to use his phone to scratch up his car. Plus, a hypothetical pregnancy and...

#6: "THESE ARE NOT UNDERPANTS!" Plus Expressing Your Quarantine Feelings&CJM Wants to Write a Book from 2020-04-30T16:39:49

In this week's episode, Kim shares the story of Kate refusing to wear anything but REAL underpants at her second birthday party. Plus, why we all need a schedule, sharing your quarantine feeling...

#5: @CrazyJewishMom's Militant Veganism Is Back. Plus, Anxiety Baking&Protestors Comparing Themselves to Rosa Parks ?! from 2020-04-23T16:13:42

In this week's episode, @CJM goes on a vegan rampage. Plus, the ladies discuss ways to cope with your COVID-19 anxiety, books to read, like Mother, Can You Not?, and more. Also, apparently anti-...

#4: CJM Needs a New Ring Light: Plus, Jesus Christ Superstar Sing-a-long, Buying a Home, and Tiger King from 2020-04-17T10:00

In this episode, #CrazyJewishMom wants to hold a Jesus Christ Superstar sing-a-long on the live — and a new ring light. Plus, the ladies discuss the pains of buying a new home, creative things t...

#3: The Theme of This Episode? STAY THE F**K HOME. Plus, Virtual Passover Seders and Discussing Our Anxieties from 2020-04-10T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies implore you: STAY THE F**K HOME. Think of the essential workers who don't have the luxury and those who are immunosuppressed. Also, the key to your virtual Pas...

#2: The Ladies Talk Everything Coronavirus With Special Guest Dr. Sophie Greenberg from 2020-03-18T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies bring on the distinguished Dr. Sophie Greenberg to talk about everything coronavirus. From symptoms to proper cleaning, we get advice straight from a doctor. P...

#1: The @CJM Ladies Celebrate International Women's Day By Calling for Women to Run for Office. Plus, WASH YOUR HANDS! from 2020-03-11T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate International Women's Day by calling on all the women out there to run for office. @CJM also tells Kate to get pregnant so she could have the next wo...

#22: Kate Calls @CJM a Militant Vegan and Talks About Vegetarianism, Cooking Without Meat, And More! Plus, a Few Cat Fights. from 2020-03-04T11:00

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim explain why they are vegetarians, how Kate cooks without meat, and explains that @CJM is a militant vegan! Plus, the ladies give advice on open relationships...

#21: @CJM Hogs The Passover Plagues. Plus, Adult Retainers&Why You Should Have Sex and Order Take Out from 2020-02-26T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss how Jewish they are — @CJM hogs the Passover plagues. Plus, Kim wants Kate to get an adult retainer. Also, advice on college, graduation gifts, and why...

#20: @CJM Wants to Meet Meghan Markle&Prince Harry So She Can Play With Archie. Plus, Smoking Pot&The Allegory of 'Suddenly Seymour' from 2020-02-19T11:00

In this episode, @CJM expresses her dreams of meeting Meghan and Harry in Canada. Plus, the ladies talk about depression and whether or not to tell your lying ex-BF's girlfriend about his behavi...

#19: @CJM Wants You to Slide Into Her DMs so She Can Be "Tik Tok Famous" Plus, the Oscars and National Pizza Day! from 2020-02-12T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom wants to become a viral "Tik Toker," asks people to slide into her DMs, and celebrates National Pizza Day for all her "Pizza Peeps." Plus, how to find a B...

#18: The Theme of this Episode is the Puppy Bowl, Not the Super Bowl. Plus, How to Mend Your Broken Heart and Remembering Kobe Bryant from 2020-02-05T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies warn against any Super Bowl questions because they only really care about the Puppy Bowl. Plus, why you should adopt not shop your next pet, the best places to...

#17: The Theme of This Episode? Make Kate Go to the Gym. Plus, What is a Rowing Machine, Finding Work-life Balance, and Is Larry David Watching? from 2020-01-22T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom extols the virtues of exercising, and is Larry David listening by any chance? Plus, explaining what a rowing machine is leads to a giggle session, creatin...

#16: Kate's Uterus is Empty So STOP ASKING! Plus, More Wedding Talks, Rants About the Wedding Industrial Complex, And Hanukkah Munching from 2020-01-08T11:00

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim recap the big #CrazyJewishWedding some more and Kate tells everyone her uterus is empty so stop asking when the grandspawn are coming! Plus, rants about the ...

#15: #CrazyJewishWedding is Here! Plus, No More Patriarchal White Dresses and Hanukkah Singing from 2020-01-02T17:16:33

In this episode, the #CrazyJewishWedding is here. The ladies talk about having a wedding YOU want and ditching the white, patriarchal wedding dress. Plus, red bull will kill you, Hanukkah singin...

#14: It's a Hanukkah Miracle — Kate is Getting Married on Christmas! Plus, CJM Needs New Spanx and How Kate Knew SuperJew Was the One from 2019-12-19T15:42:49

In this week's episode, it's all about the #CrazyJewishWedding of the century — Kate's! The ladies discuss needing new spanx, how Kate knew SuperJew was the one, and why dogs are better than men...

#13: Is Your Mom Harsh, Or Is Your Boyfriend Just Trash? Plus, Hair Removal, Surviving the Holidays, and Chinese Food in the Torah from 2019-12-04T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about surviving the holidays and running FAR AWAY from the f*ckboys before 2020. Plus, is it your mom or your BF? Also, if you feel like there are no more...

#12: DO YOUR KEGELS DURING THE SHOW! Plus, Prayers for RBG, Revealing Secrets, and Militant Vegetarians from 2019-11-27T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies give advice on studying, not continuing your relationship with a cheater, and keeping your child from being spoiled. Plus, prayers for RBG, CJM secrets, and do...

#11: "When Are You Getting Married?" Is the New Theme of This Show, Plus F*ckboys Who Want Threesomes and Spicing Up Your Sex Life Through Therapy from 2019-11-13T11:00

In this week's episode, Kate gets bombarded with wedding questions and nagging from her #CrazyJewishMom. Plus, don't get in a car with people you meet on the Internet, writing a great resume, an...

#10: CJM Was That B*tch Before Lizzo Made It Famous, Plus Reality TV, Loneliness, and The Age-Old NYC vs. LA Debate from 2019-11-06T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom talks about pumpkin cheesecake, how she IS that bitch, and her love for Lizzo. Plus, we learn that Kate LOVES the UK version of Jersey Shore and some actu...

#9: Clubbing To Help With Jet Lag? Plus, Freezing Eggs, Gently Telling People No, and More! from 2019-10-30T10:00

In this week's episode, Kim reveals that she took Kate clubbing in London to help with her jet lag. Plus, what do you do if you love someone ... but aren't sexually attracted to them? Also, free...

#8: @CJM Wants to Move to San Francisco to be With Kate's Friend's Baby. Plus, Why Software Engineering is the New Frontier from 2019-10-24T14:25:11

In this week's episode, Kim tells Kate she wants to move to San Francisco to be with Kate's friend's baby since she has no grand spawn (cue lots of ranting). Plus, the ladies give advice on thre...

#7: Parenting, Minor Car Accidents, and Small, Intimate Cupcakes? Plus, CJM Wants a Wedding from 2019-10-09T10:00

In this week's episode, @CJM is stuck in traffic and gets into a minor car accident! Plus, the ladies give advice on not being a rebound, why it's okay if your teen daughter isn't dating, and sm...

#6: Is @CJM Parenting Goals? Or a Cautionary Tale? Also, If They Cheat, You Cut Their Balls Off from 2019-10-07T10:00

In this week's episode, @CJM tells you to slide into her DMs. Also, the ladies discuss whether or not Kate's book is a parenting guide or a cautionary tale and begging your parents for forgivene...

#5: How to Get Your Boss Off Your Back After Work Ends, Plus Kate Has the Plague and @CJM Implores Everyone to Get Their Flu Shot from 2019-09-18T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss (more like argue) about setting boundaries between your work life and your self-care time. Also, dating advice and talking with a therapist. Plus, Kate...

#4: @CJM Gets Followed by an Undercover Cop While Tanning at Night in Times Square, Plus Actual Dating Advice from 2019-08-28T10:00

In this week's episode, @CJM recounts her story of being followed in Times Square while "tanning" under the bright lights, plus why are there so many national food holidays? Also, the ladies say...

#3: Should I Tell my Uncircumcised Boyfriend That I Only Want to Marry Him if He Gets Circumcised? Plus, Kate's Fiancé is Essentially Voldemort from 2019-08-21T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies answer questions about circumcision and the importance of it, reconnecting with someone you had a weird past with, and the joys of motherhood. Plus, Kate's fia...

#2: How Should You Break Up With Someone? Plus The Ladies Get Serious Discussing Gun Control from 2019-08-07T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies talk breaking up and finding quality men. Plus, on a serious note, the ladies discuss the recent El Paso and Dayton shootings and the need for gun control in t...

#1: CJM Declares That The Matrilineal Passing Down Of Last Names Should Be A Thing! Plus, If You Say We're Co-Dependent You Can Leave (But You're Also Right) from 2019-07-31T14:44:35

In this week's episode, CJM declares that women should pass down their last names if they want. Will the future grandspawn get Kate's or CJM's last name? Stay tuned! Plus, why the the ladies are...

#23: @CJM Smoked Weed at the US Embassy in France?? Plus, Advice on Dating a MUCH older Man from 2019-07-24T07:00

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about Kim’s crazy adventures, hitchhiking through Europe. Also, Kim completely fails to understand the concept of “eloping.” Plus, lots of advice - being ...

#22: Get @CJM a Grandspawn, STAT! Plus, No Means No, And Pay Gap Rage Rants! from 2019-07-10T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about no meaning no, and how outraged we are by the pay gap in women sports (and in all things, TBH). Also, wedding talk + CJM's deep desire for a grand s...

#21: Divorce BBQs, Homophobic Stepchildren, Cheating Ex-Husbands, Oh my! Plus, Don't Obsess Over Men Who Don't Want You from 2019-06-19T10:00

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss burning your ex's things in a "divorce BBQ" and obsessing over the guy who is clearly not into you. Plus, dealing with homophobic stepchildren and the ...

#20: Did You Know That CJM Is the Master of Kate's Uterus? Plus, Celebrating Pride, Outing Cheaters,&The Love for Jonathan Van Ness from 2019-06-12T10:00

In this week's episode, we find out that @CrazyJewishMom is the master of Kate's uterus. Plus the ladies discuss outing cheating boyfriends and dealing with controlling mothers. Plus, CJM shares...

#19: My Mom Wrote My First Amazon Book Review, Is Anyone Surprised? Plus, Man-children, Foot Fetishes, and More! from 2019-05-29T15:02:47

In this week's episode, we talk about this amazing new thing called the TELEPHONE! It's amazing when it comes to long distance friendships! Plus, foot fetishes. Never a dull day. 

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#18: What is Love? @CJM and Spawn Have Some Ideas. Plus, Mother's Day, Paying for Foot Fetish Porn, and Dumping Your Sexless Relationship from 2019-05-15T10:00

In this special Mother's Day episode, CJM and Spawn debate what love is, and also answer your questions about dumping your sexless relationship, confronting your foot-fetish porn buying S/O, and...

#17: Did you know that @CrazyJewishMom is now @HelicopterMomHomes? Plus, Killing People Who Dump You Over Text from 2019-05-08T10:00

In this week's episode, Mom & Spawn tackle your questions about grieving the death of your fiancé and why it's okay to kill people who dump you over text. Plus, #CrazyJewishMom is now #Helicopte...

#16: Everyone is Thirsty for @ConstantlyGus, Plus "Snow Porn," Chuckle Fuckers, and Finding Good Dick from 2019-04-24T10:00

In this week's episode, @ConstantlyGus teaches the ladies what chuckle fuckers are. Also, good dick isn't hard to find, inviting people to watch Game of Thrones a.k.a snow porn, and how to deal ...

#15: Trying to Convince Someone to Move to NYC? Take Them to Zabars (or Give Them Real Bagels). Plus a Bridesmaids Debate And Inappropriate Groping from 2019-04-10T10:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn say the surefire way to convince someone to move to NYC is to bring them Zabars — or at least a decent bagel. Plus, advice on trusting your S/O ...

#14: "Have Sex on the Weekends" Says @CrazyJewishMom and More Advice, Plus a Guest Appearance From Alexander Pantherton from 2019-04-03T10:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom says "Have Sex on the Weekends!" when you're too tired to do it after work. Plus, she denies pegging people in a park. Also, college applications, work re...

#13: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Passover and Her Favorite Plague, Plus Alcoholic Bedwetters, Only Children, and Life After Hormones from 2019-03-27T10:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom gives out her Passover advice and discloses her favorite plague. Plus, the ladies rant about alcoholic bedwetter exes, and give advice on the amount of ch...

#12: The Amazingly Funny @ConstantlyGus Joins @CrazyJewishMom&Spawn and Teaches Us about "Fingerblasting," Plus Solving America's Problems and Threesomes from 2019-03-20T10:00

In this week's episode, @ConstantlyGus joins Mom & Spawn and teaches us about "finger blasting" and why you should go for the threesome. Also, Gus went to NYU so he can find you a nice Jewish gi...

#11: @CrazyJewishMom Wants to Go on Kate's Honeymoon, Plus Rollerblading the NYC Marathon and a Surprise Announcement! from 2019-03-13T10:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom tells Kate that she's joining her on her honeymoon (which obviously didn't go over too well with Kate). Plus, spice up the NYC marathon with some rollerbl...

#10: @CrazyJewishMom&Spawn Talk Dealing with Insta-Famous Sexual Predators&Waiting for Your BF to Propose. Plus, Aunt Dolores Chimes In! from 2019-02-27T11:00

In this week's episode, Mom & Spawn answer questions about whether or not you should wait for your BF to propose after YEARS, meeting friends, and getting back with your Ex. Plus, how to deal wi...

#9: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Love Cardi B And Want to Be Her Friend! Plus, Why You Should Help Your Mom When She's Hurt Instead of Giving her Xanax from 2019-02-20T11:00

In this week's episode, Mom and Spawn talk about how they love Cardi B, plus give actual advice on dealing with heartbreak, engagement rings, and when your ex rea...

#8: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Give Advice on How to Not Fear Dating and Taking the Dream Job. Plus, Background Checks are Important, People! from 2019-02-06T11:00

In this week's episode, Mom and Spawn give advice on how to not fear dating and why it's okay to take your dream job. Plus the ladies extol the virtues of backgro...

#7: From Anal Bleaching to Bad B.O. and Hostess Clubs, Mom&Spawn Talk About It All. Plus, Please Stop Asking Kate about her Wedding! from 2019-01-30T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about anal bleaching, how to get over someone's B.O. when you're dating them, and how Hostess clubs are not okay for committed men. Plus, Kate pleads for ...

#6: It's Kate's Birthday (And The Day @CJM was Ripped Open Like a Cantaloupe) Plus Actual Advice and A Crazy Catfish Background Check from 2019-01-23T11:00

In this week's episode, we celebrate Kate's birthday — and the day @CrazyJewishMom was ripped open like a cantaloupe! Plus the ladies give advice dealing with anti-semitism & lying exes. Also, t...

#5: @CrazyJewishMom: "Run Away from Your Unmotivated Novel-writing, Bird-loving Boyfriend" Plus, Why Kate Definitely Doesn't Want CJM to Plan Her Wedding from 2019-01-16T11:00

In this week's episode, the ladies give a ton of "Career First, Penis Second" advice, plus why you should run away from your unmotivated, novel-writing, and bird-...

#4: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Potential Thrupples (and Get's the Word Right!) Plus, It's Mom and Spawn's Wedding Planning, Not Kate's! from 2019-01-09T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom talks thrupples, male strippers, and how Kate's wedding is THEIR wedding. Plus, advice on apathetic boyfriends, bullying, and education first, penis secon...

#3: @CrazyJewishMom: Don't Get Your (Man)Meat Where You Get Your Bread&Butter, Plus Vomiting Tannins and Wedding Teasing from 2019-01-03T16:05:57

In this week's episode, the ladies give out loads of great advice—don't get your (man)meat where you get your bread & butter, don't give up on a relationship beca...

#2: Kate Is Trying To Get Her House of Law&Order SVU, Plus Advice on Having a Baby and Facebook Sex Toy Rants from 2019-01-02T11:00

In this week's episode, Kate is trying to get her house on Law & Order SVU — plus an idea for an episode! Plus, the ladies give advice on how to balance motherhood and a job, and CJM goes on a F...

#1: Kate's Goes to Israel and Visits Her Favorite Place: The Sodastream Factory! Plus, What She Learned, Actual Advice, and Crazy Giggling Fits. from 2018-12-19T11:00

In this week's episode, Kate talks about her recent trip to Israel, where she learned about the politics, the culture, and humping a giant SodaStream bottle at their factory. Plus, they give adv...

#22: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Celebrate the Miracle of Hanukkah by Lighting the Menorah and Singing, Plus Actual Advice & Craigslist Furniture from 2018-12-05T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn light the menorah on the first night of Hanukkah, recounted the story of the miracle of Hanukkah, and sang the Hanukkah song. Plus, inter-faith rel...

#21: @CrazyJewishMom: I Should Be a DJ and Send Me Botox! Plus, the Whole Family Comes for Kate's Uterus! from 2018-11-29T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom talks about how she should be a DJ and getting sent botox! The ladies also give advice on what to do when your BF won't support your job and dealing with int...

#20: Happy Thanksgiving From @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn, Plus Why CJM Shouldn't Be Allowed to Cook and More Wedding Ranting! from 2018-11-27T21:23:34

In special broadcast, @CrazyJewishMom and spawn are getting ready for their Thanksgiving celebration — but not before giving out advice on knowing if a job is a good fit and knowing when you have a...

#19: Ovary Workouts, Menstrual Cups, and Dyed Pubic Hair: The Ladies of @CrazyJewishMom Get Down to Business from 2018-11-14T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn answer questions about falling in love too fast, being nice to your children's friends parents, and helping depressed friends. Plus, the ladies dis...

#18: If He Says You're Bad at Sex, It's Him — Plus How to Achieve Vaginal Orgasm and Being a Badass, Educated B*tch! from 2018-11-07T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn give advice on getting over relationship fears, being a badass b*tch who gets degrees, and of course, how to achieve vaginal orgasm and "throuples....

#17: With the Pittsburgh Shooting, Kentucky Shooting, and Bomb Scares, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Talk Hate, Anti-Semitism, Moving Forward, and Voting for Change. from 2018-10-31T11:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn get serious about voting for change in the wake of hate and violence. From the Pittsburgh shooting to the bomb scares, the ladies talk about living...

#16: 4th Degree Assaults, Not Leaving the Perfect Man, and Loud Sex, @CrazyJewishMom Speaks Out! from 2018-10-24T12:00

@CrazyJewishMom conducts her first BeenVerified background check and finds that the guy has a criminal record ... and it suggests he may have committed 4th degree assault. Plus, why you shouldn't l...

#15: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Serial Killers, Ditching Your Ex's Mom, and Sexcapades In an Ikea Parking Lot (AGAIN) from 2018-10-17T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom discusses why asking permission to kiss someone on the cheek and saving fruit seeds to grow plants in your apartment makes someone a serial killer! Also, the...

#14: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Talk Pubic Hair, Halloween Costume Ideas (Kavanaugh and his beer?) and How To Ask for the Salary You Deserve from 2018-10-10T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn discuss the "bald pussy" waxing look and that hair is NATURAL *cough* the patriarchy *cough*. They also give advice on how to ask for a salary inc...

#13: Smashing the Patriarchy, Brett Kavanaugh, and Aunt Dolores Calling @CrazyJewishMom a Hoe to Round Out this Dumpster-Fire Week from 2018-10-03T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn get political, commenting on the Brett Kavanaugh hearings and discussing why they think he is unfit for a LIFETIME SEAT on the Supreme Court. Plus,...

#12: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Creating a Rehab Center to Help People Find Love, Plus Kosher Weed, Feminist Rants & Salmonella from 2018-09-20T12:00

In this week's episode, Kate reveals that her @CrazyJewishMom gave her salmonella when she tried cooking, plus Kim wants to create a rehab center where people can find love & a strain of Kosher wee...

#11: @CrazyJewishMom Asks "Isn't Tinder Just for Fucking?" Plus, Advice On How to Turn Your Internship into A Job & Why You Shouldn't Date a Married Man from 2018-09-05T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn talk about why you shouldn't lie about your age on dating apps (because you don't want the truth to come out when your legs are open on a delivery ...

#10: @CrazyJewishMom Walks Through A Mall While Yelling About Anal Beads & Phone Sex While Kate is Home Sick from 2018-08-29T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom walks around a suburban mall talking about anal beads, lying fuckboi's, and phone sex while Kate is home coughing up a few lungs. Plus, they give advice on h...

#9: @CrazyJewishMom Wants To Live Stream Kate's First Child Birth! Plus, Jews With Foot Fetishes! from 2018-08-22T12:00

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom tells Kate to schedule the birth of her first child on a Sunday so that she can live stream it! While Kate defends her (empty) uterus, she and Kim answer som...

#8 @CrazyJewishMom Wants To Wedding Plan, But Kate Will Get To It When She Gets To It God Dammit! Also, Kim Got Arrested For WHAT? from 2018-08-15T12:00

In this week's episode, we thank G-d that @CrazyJewishMom isn't in D.C. right now (because she would probably be in jail). Which reminds us, what exactly did Kim do to get arrested so many times? M...