Podcasts by Astrology Sucks

Political Astrology III feat. Aliza Kelly from 2020-09-11T15:59:53

We have a very special, brilliant guest on this week to continue our talks about this upcoming election and the astrology behind it. Astrologer, author, podcast host, and general light Aliza Kel...

Virgo SZN ft. Max Hiigli! from 2020-08-28T12:47:43

Hey E-Cult! It's the last round of the sign roast episodes and we finish strong with Virgo SZN and our special guest, Virgo astrologer Max Hiigli! We talk all things Virgo and Virgo season, and ...

Political Astrology II: Biden/Harris from 2020-08-14T10:00

Here we go, E-Cult, the moment we've been waiting for since early primaries and our first Political Astrology episode, we finally have an official Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential C...

August Horoscope from 2020-08-08T00:07:21

Hey E-Cult! This episode we take a look at the transits August contains such as Mercury in Leo, Venus in Cancer, Mars in Aries, and of course the outer planets still pummeling through Capricorn....

Leo SZN ft. @paostrology! from 2020-08-01T00:10:59

It is time for the lion to take over! This Leo SZN we brought on the amazing Pao of @paostrology! We get all the best Leo intel from the Leo stellium queen herself, talk reality TV and shoot the...

WTF is Ophiuchus?! from 2020-07-17T10:00

We have finally decided to address the "13th sign" aka Ophiuchus, and oh man do Six and Shannon have a lot of opinions! We discuss its origins, why it is constantly brought up, and Shannon has a...

Cancer SZN ft. @ambercjay! from 2020-07-10T10:00

Hey all you cool crabs and crustaceans, it's Cancer season and we are celebrating in style with one of our favorite crabs, Cancer stellium angel astrologer Amber Jay! We talk all things Cancer a...

Extending Pride Month w/ Colin Bedell from 2020-07-03T10:00

Happy Pride E-Cult! Oh, wait, what? It's July? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over us keeping the Pride spirit going with none other than Colin Bedell aka @QueerCosmos!! Colin is the Gemini darlin...

Cancer Mercury RX Part II + High Thots from 2020-06-26T18:39:55

E-Cult, Mercury retrograde has truly been getting the best of us, messing up our recording schedule over and over, so we bring you a Mercury retrograde inspired episode of unpacking a lot of Can...

It's Retrograde SZN from 2020-06-19T10:00

Mercury retrograde is back, E-Cult! This time it's in the sign of Cancer, so time to reflect on all things family, feelings, and heritage. Not only that, this retrograde is paired with outer pla...

#SayHerName // Lilith Part II from 2020-06-12T10:00

On this episode, Six and Shannon have on their friend Adama Sesay aka @lilithastrology to discuss the ties between Black womanhood and Lilith, both in terms of the myth and the astrological sign...

Black Lives Matter! from 2020-06-05T10:00

CW: Discussions of racial trauma, death, and random firework noises

It's been a long, dark week in America. Six and Shannon discuss race, our backgrounds and Southern upbringing, and disc...

Gemini SZN ft. @notallgeminis! from 2020-05-29T14:46:09

E-CULT! Six and Shannon have been waiting for Gemini season and are THRILLED to have one none other than Gemini internet royalty Courtney Perkins aka @notallgeminis on to talk all things twins! ...

Bad B*tch Lilith ft. @astrogrlz! from 2020-05-22T10:00

Hey E-Cult! Another long and exciting episode awaits all about the badass demon queen, Lilith! Six and Shannon bring on a special guest to school them, the favorite Aquarius, Tess aka @astrogrlz...

Venus Retrograde and other Musings from 2020-05-15T10:00

Buckle up, E-cult, it's retrograde season! This summer kicks off a bunch of outer and inner planet retrogrades, so Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get into it with lots of talk...

Quarantine High Thots from 2020-05-08T10:00

Hey E-Cult! This episode is brought to you by the mush quarantine brains of Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef), and we talk all kinds of random topics such as how The Simpsons cre...

Taurus SZN ft. @austral_taur! from 2020-05-01T10:00

Bull horns up E-Cult because it's Taurus season! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) have on the amazing Taurus traditional astrologer and tarot queen Mo aka @austral_taur on to ta...

Quarantine Chats: Self Care, Coloring Books & Mecca Woods from 2020-04-24T14:47:03

Hey E-Cult! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) are still holed up at home so might as well get into some coloring books and talk about some of the coolest coloring books around......

Astrological Story Time Part II from 2020-04-17T10:00

Hey E-cult! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) continue telling all of their favorite stories about the signs Libra-Pisces! We talk break up stories, sex stories, and laugh a lot ...

Astrological Story Time Part I from 2020-04-10T10:00

On this two part episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologchef) have story time, where we go through the signs and tell personal stories we have with them. We ended up having a LOT to...

The Signs in Quarantine from 2020-04-08T10:00

Hey E-Cult, surprise! Technical difficulties meant a delayed episode, but we thought it disappeared forever, so this is a win! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) got on Instagram ...

Aries SZN ft. @ayyriestrology! from 2020-03-27T10:00

It's the Astrological New Year! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@Astrologychef) bring on an amazing Aries guest to roast allllll the rams to filth. Alexis aka @ayyriestrology is here to spill ...

Live from the Quarantine Bunker! from 2020-03-20T10:00

Six and Shannon paging the E-Cult from the bunker....can you hear us?! The coronavirus has swept the globe, and we're here to talk about it and try to lighten the mood and laugh and try to rest ...

Political Astrology from 2020-03-13T10:00

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) dive into discussing politics and how astrology ties into not only our current election cycle, but political points in history....

Chiron and Healing ft. @AstroDim from 2020-03-06T11:00:13

Hey E-Cult, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) have an extra long episode with a very special guest, @AstroDim! She is an astrologer that specializes in Chiron readings, and we dive ...

Pisces SZN ft. @taisoleil! from 2020-02-28T11:00

Time to swim with the fishes because it's Pisces season!!! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) are joined by Pisces tarot-reader and all around Pisces queen Tai Soleil! We get into...

Jupiter, the F*ckboi from 2020-02-21T11:00

It is finally time to honor our father, Jupiter! On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) discuss our big bad father planet, theorize how Jupiter is the f*ckboi of the ...

Happy Valentine's Day! from 2020-02-14T11:00

Love is in the air! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get into all things love on this episode, and they talk about their relationships current and past, get into some more compa...

Mercury Retrograde in Pisces from 2020-02-07T11:00

Don’t drown, E-Cult, Mercury retrograde in Pisces is almost here and Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) are here to save you! We predict what this retrograde might bring us, talk a l...

Aquarius SZN ft. @astro.grlz! from 2020-01-31T11:00

FINALLY, we have transcended our technical difficulties and give you an Aquarius episode for the ages! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) talk all things Aquarius with none other tha...

Vibe Check w/ a special guest! from 2020-01-24T11:00

Hey E-cult! How's the vibe? We're just checking in, as it's the season of quirky vibes, aka Aquarius season! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get lax and shoot the shit, check u...

Saturn Returns feat. Lisa Stardust from 2020-01-17T11:00

Get ready E-Cult, because Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) dive in DEEP into the depths of Saturn returns with none other than the mystical astrologer Lisa Stardust! She schools...

Astrological Magic with Ursula Rising! from 2020-01-10T11:00

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get ~*magical*~ with astrologer and tarot extraordinaire Ursula Rising! We talk planetary magic, talismans, the Cancer lunar eclip...

Daddy Saturn from 2020-01-03T11:00

It's only right that during Capricorn season we'd talk all things Saturn! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get into the nitty gritty of the our solar system father. We talk myth...

It's Capricorn SZN ft. @capricornyio! from 2019-12-27T11:00

It's time to secure that bag because it's Capricorn season baby! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) are joined by Capricorn meme queen Maria Ramirez-Rieschick aka @capricornyio on...

Merry Impeachmas! from 2019-12-20T11:00

Happy holidays to our favorite E-cult and more importantly, MERRY IMPEACHMAS! The President of the United States has been impeached, but what now?! Listen up as Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon ...

All About Uranus from 2019-12-13T11:00

What better day than Friday the 13th to get weird? On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) get wacky with the weirdo planet Uranus, and talk all things myth, some hist...

ISSA BIRTHDAY - Solar Return Charts from 2019-12-06T11:00

It's Saggie birthday season! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) celebrate their birthdays by reading each other's solar return charts, as well as talking about how you can best utili...

Finally, Sagittarius SZN!!! ft. Mecca Woods from 2019-11-29T11:00

On this episode, your favorite Sagittarius duo finally get to roast ourselves! Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) are joined by none other than the knowledgable and outstanding Sa...

All about the Moon from 2019-11-22T11:00

Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) roast all the moon signs, and warning- no one is safe. It’s time to unpack moon signs, and figure out those things called “fEeLiNgS.” Follow our In...

OH, NEPTUNE! from 2019-11-15T11:00:18

On this extra long episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) dive deep into the watery depths of the planet Neptune and how it interacts with our charts and with society and histor...

Modality Talk: Cardinal, Fixed, or Mutable? from 2019-11-08T11:00

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) break down the differences between cardinal, fixed and mutable signs and why they act Like That! We also catch up about Mercury...

OMFG, it’s Scorpio SZN ft. @thestrology from 2019-11-01T10:00:25

Okay y’all, it’s time to expose those secretive Scorpios! Halloween just passed, so you know we got spooky. Don’t forget to follow Six (@blackwomencry), Shannon (@astrologychef), and our amazing gu...

MeRcUrY rEtRoGrAdE? i’M dOoMeD! from 2019-10-25T10:00:14

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) talk all things Mercury retrograde, including how this upcoming retrograde might affect you. Don’t forget to follow our Instagram:...

#CuffingSZN and Synastry from 2019-10-18T15:23:08

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) talk all things Astrological compatibility. Including the difference between a composite chart and a synastry chart, and how they ...

WTF does Pluto Direct mean for me? from 2019-10-11T14:19:39

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) talk all things Pluto. Including what the heck Pluto is even about, and what it means for him to be transiting in each of the hous...

Libra SZN ft: @jakesastrology from 2019-10-04T10:00:15

On this episode, Six (@blackwomencry) and Shannon (@astrologychef) talk all things Libra season with none other than king of the Libras, Jake of @jakesastrology! Email us your #highthots at astrolo...

Introduction: Doesn’t Astrology Suck? from 2019-09-27T16:08

It’s the first episode of Astrology Sucks, and it’s only fair to meet your hosts. Six and Shannon roast each other into oblivion, because how can you burn someone else if you can’t handle the heat?