Podcasts by Athletico Mince
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb from 2023-12-08T15:19:09
Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23)
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The Dyche Collection Vol. 2 from 2023-11-24T17:01:50
A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)
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Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond from 2023-11-02T11:34:22
Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)
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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3 from 2023-10-24T15:02:52
Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special from 2023-10-03T16:12:25
Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)
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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4 from 2023-08-29T14:21:25
From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022)
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Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt from 2023-08-14T09:00:21
A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer from 2023-07-31T09:44:13
Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22)
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The Talksport Collection Vol. 1 from 2023-07-25T12:20:21
A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers from 2023-06-23T12:00:52
A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22)
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The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1 from 2023-06-09T15:00
A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022)
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The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2 from 2023-05-28T17:00:43
To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19.
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Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby from 2023-05-18T13:01:01
Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22)
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Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution from 2023-05-01T16:08:37
An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding.
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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2 from 2023-04-28T12:30:08
Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella!
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Ep 122 - New Ray Gun from 2023-04-04T18:38:39
Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale.
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Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd from 2023-03-31T15:55:30
Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions from 2023-03-08T06:00:01
A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22)
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The White Harts Collection Vol. 2 from 2023-02-15T11:12:32
A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell from 2023-01-31T17:16:30
Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22)
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The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1 from 2023-01-24T14:05:04
Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21)
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The Martin Collection Vol. 1 from 2023-01-24T14:02:24
Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand! from 2022-12-30T16:51:15
A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park from 2022-12-01T14:29:23
Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million from 2022-10-28T19:04:31
A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22)
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Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy from 2022-09-23T19:53:57
A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21)
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Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin from 2022-09-05T17:48:44
Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport.
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Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything from 2022-08-19T13:17:53
A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet from 2022-07-29T11:00:45
A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21)
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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2 from 2022-07-11T15:57:36
Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
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Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees from 2022-06-24T12:35:14
A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21)
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Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special from 2022-06-16T13:36:17
Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more.
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The McClaren Collection Vol. 3 from 2022-05-27T09:35:13
Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83…
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Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency from 2022-05-12T09:16:12
Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice from 2022-04-12T14:34:15
Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21)
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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3 from 2022-03-25T16:58:03
From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more.
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Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest from 2022-03-15T09:39:48
Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21)
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Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip from 2022-02-18T16:19:57
The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts.
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Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts from 2022-02-11T16:55:40
The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation from 2022-01-25T10:28:22
A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21)
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The Dyche Collection Vol. 1 from 2022-01-07T11:11:49
A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97.
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Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets from 2022-01-01T10:00
Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.
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Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup from 2021-12-17T16:55:53
Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19)
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Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir from 2021-12-10T16:36
A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more.
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Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination from 2021-11-18T17:30:57
Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21)
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Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns from 2021-10-29T19:04:37
Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21)
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Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal from 2021-09-16T14:09
A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys.
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The South African Collection Vol. 2 from 2021-08-31T16:45:01
A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87.
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Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch from 2021-08-20T16:21:39
A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours.
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Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction from 2021-08-14T11:23:57
Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns.
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Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage from 2021-07-23T16:49:44
Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20)
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The Alderman Collection Vol. 2 from 2021-07-19T18:28:22
A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51.
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The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1 from 2021-06-25T17:35:57
A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85...
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Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation from 2021-06-11T16:19:14
Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020)
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Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good from 2021-06-01T14:22:19
An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway.
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Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B from 2021-05-10T08:09:21
Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020)
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The McClaren Collection Vol. 2 from 2021-04-30T18:23:24
Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43…
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Ep. 113 - Background Cat from 2021-04-16T16:00
A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more.
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The White Harts Collection Vol.1 from 2021-03-31T07:49:50
A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49.
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Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat from 2021-03-23T11:23:20
A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale.
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Boiled Parsnips 7: Seabass The Lion from 2021-03-11T15:54:17
Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11& 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service.
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Ep. 111 - Brainstormer from 2021-02-26T15:51:59
Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans.
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The Slaughters Collection Vol. 1 from 2021-02-22T20:59:17
A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88.
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The Crime Files Collection Vol. 1 from 2021-02-05T07:00:52
A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
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Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken from 2021-01-30T17:19:34
Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC.
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Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood from 2021-01-15T20:49:28
Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20)
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The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1 from 2021-01-01T20:01:52
Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65...
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The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-12-28T15:36:32
Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley...
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Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer from 2020-12-24T10:00
Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more...
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Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke from 2020-12-02T07:51:47
A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019)
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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2 from 2020-10-29T11:10:01
A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt.
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Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson from 2020-10-21T08:10:25
Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019)
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The McClaren Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-10-08T09:19:30
Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23...
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Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life from 2020-10-01T06:00:05
A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes.
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Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation from 2020-09-24T15:42
Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again.
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Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys from 2020-08-27T14:19:46
Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019)
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Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage from 2020-05-19T19:25:11
Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche.
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Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel from 2020-05-14T14:15:34
Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres.
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Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare from 2020-05-07T18:46:23
Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3& 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro…
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The Scottish Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-05-01T16:29:49
Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you...
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Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics from 2020-04-29T15:18:12
A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.
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Ep. 103 - Night Remorse from 2020-04-23T13:15:59
Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more.
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Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps from 2020-04-09T12:44:57
We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more…
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The Alderman Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-04-07T12:38:30
A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince.
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The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-03-31T21:20:15
He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68…
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Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs from 2020-03-29T15:29:08
Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.
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Ep. 101 - British Fight from 2020-03-22T21:17:03
A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.
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The South Africa Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-03-15T14:15:13
A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…
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The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1 from 2020-03-15T14:14:44
A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.
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Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky from 2020-02-28T17:49:15
Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.
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Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit from 2020-02-09T15:11:28
Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...
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Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1 from 2019-12-31T20:11:33
Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos;...
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Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2 from 2019-12-24T14:00:58
Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale.
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Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1 from 2019-12-23T18:00:51
Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more...
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Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing from 2019-11-25T15:01:51
Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs
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Ep. 94 - The 100 from 2019-11-08T12:51:06
Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor.
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Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle from 2019-10-25T13:54:57
We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more.
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Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview from 2019-10-19T17:17:16
Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview.
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Ep. 92 - Just Hooves from 2019-10-07T11:29:21
Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more…
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Ep. 91 - Longy Special from 2019-09-26T14:44
Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card…
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Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes from 2019-09-13T13:15:11
Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts…
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Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter from 2019-08-29T09:50
A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover…
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Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh from 2019-08-12T12:01:16
A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more.
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Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord from 2019-08-01T12:59:02
Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more…
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Ep. 86 - Bras For Men from 2019-07-19T11:28
The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together...
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Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour from 2019-07-01T09:00:42
Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files…
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Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas from 2019-06-17T16:05:46
All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…
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Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin! from 2019-05-31T15:49:32
Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’…
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Ep. 82 - Night Blight from 2019-05-13T13:20:24
Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards….
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Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium from 2019-04-29T11:07:37
Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home.
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Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister from 2019-04-19T12:37:49
Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry…
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Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit from 2019-04-05T13:15:07
Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six…
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Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse from 2019-03-22T16:26:05
An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met…
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Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds from 2019-03-08T14:15:30
We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns…
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Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk from 2019-02-25T06:00:05
Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy…
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Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama from 2019-02-01T15:54
Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru...
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Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast from 2019-01-11T14:30:16
Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash...
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Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun from 2019-01-03T17:15:04
Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present...
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Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince from 2018-12-21T15:31:51
Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else!
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Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter! from 2018-12-07T16:15:18
The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update...
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Ep. 70 - Warhammer from 2018-11-23T16:30:30
Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more…
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Reheated Mince Vol. 5 from 2018-11-09T10:33:05
Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet...
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Reheated Mince Vol. 4 from 2018-10-26T11:00:54
As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc...
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Reheated Mince Vol. 3 from 2018-10-11T06:00:58
Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more...
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Reheated Mince Vol. 2 from 2018-10-02T05:30:46
Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob...
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Reheated Mince Vol. 1 from 2018-09-21T19:30:16
While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toileta...
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Ep. 69 - Six More Fish from 2018-09-07T14:00:50
Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles.
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Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter from 2018-08-24T13:45:15
Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit…
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Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special from 2018-08-10T06:00
Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase…
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Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon from 2018-08-03T14:10
It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob tea...
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Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing from 2018-07-20T12:45:49
Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same...
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Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings from 2018-07-13T14:05
Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuf...
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Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz from 2018-06-21T14:40
Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously.<...
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Ep. 62 - Specific Beef from 2018-06-11T12:38:43
Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren...
Ep. 61 - No Jukebox! from 2018-06-01T15:34:51
Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more...
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Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot from 2018-05-11T09:40:52
A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song...
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Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles from 2018-05-04T15:12:04
Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa.
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Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch from 2018-04-20T14:38
Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an...
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Ep. 57 - Ping Ping! from 2018-04-13T14:24:01
We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawre...
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Ep. 56 - World King Fighter from 2018-03-29T15:50:50
An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff...
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Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet from 2018-03-21T17:40:39
Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scot...
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Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops from 2018-02-19T00:01
German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more...
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Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies from 2018-01-25T13:37:26
A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more...
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Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree from 2017-12-22T10:35:55
We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley…
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Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue from 2017-12-01T17:18
Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more...
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Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job from 2017-09-25T11:05:18
This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give h...
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Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump from 2017-08-25T17:13:45
The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens.
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Ep. 48 - Milk's Off! from 2017-08-11T13:45:43
An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more...
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Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers from 2017-07-29T14:14:12
Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again...
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Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule from 2017-07-14T15:32:18
More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet...
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Ep. 45 - Yes Please! from 2017-07-01T14:40:40
We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy...
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Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey from 2017-05-12T14:00:03
Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product.
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Ep. 43 - New Potato Season from 2017-05-05T13:56:20
Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more...
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Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here from 2017-04-28T14:46:04
Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner.
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Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner from 2017-02-24T14:43:39
A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro.
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Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For? from 2017-02-17T18:40:04
More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement...
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Ep. 39 - Instanbul from 2017-02-10T13:16:34
More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac...
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Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody from 2017-02-03T14:48:25
Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character...
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Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two from 2016-12-31T19:47:06
The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve& Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017.
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Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You from 2016-12-25T00:00
Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy!
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Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One from 2016-12-23T14:22:53
The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro& Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon...
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Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick from 2016-11-25T14:22:59
Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island.
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Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown from 2016-11-18T17:27:26
McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene.
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Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot from 2016-11-04T16:00:50
Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor.
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Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective from 2016-10-28T21:42:08
A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too.
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Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble from 2016-10-14T20:24:55
A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens.
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Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance from 2016-10-06T12:51:16
Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis.
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Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie! from 2016-09-29T13:43:32
A couple of new catchphrases, Robson& Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories.
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Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers from 2016-09-23T08:34:28
A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar.
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Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs from 2016-09-13T20:53:23
Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update.
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Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style from 2016-08-25T10:16:08
Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally…
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Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash from 2016-08-19T14:50:57
A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical.
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Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper from 2016-08-12T12:15:09
An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast.
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Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest from 2016-08-04T10:44:29
Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'.
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Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up from 2016-07-28T22:30:18
A £21m bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink.
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Ep. 20 - Consumer Special from 2016-07-21T11:39:30
Bob and Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival.
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Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special from 2016-07-14T14:51:35
Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy.
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Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle from 2016-07-08T14:24:46
The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat.
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Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth from 2016-06-29T12:34:28
McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song.
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Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee from 2016-06-22T14:20:56
More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal.
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Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell from 2016-06-15T10:33:58
Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham.
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Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident from 2016-06-08T10:01:45
Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman.
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Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed from 2016-05-31T15:01:42
Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback.
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Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club from 2016-05-24T19:12:09
Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse.
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Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance from 2016-05-17T16:04:34
Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda.
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Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix from 2016-05-10T19:13:47
Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba.
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Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks from 2016-05-03T16:12:45
Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song.
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Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys from 2016-04-26T16:12:47
Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird.
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Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden from 2016-04-18T07:20:28
Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything.
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Ep.6 - World’s Biggest Poppadom from 2016-04-12T16:13:35
Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore.
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Ep.5 - Napoleon’s Bed from 2016-04-05T16:10:41
Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football.
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Ep.4 - Football Reinvented from 2016-03-31T16:15:42
Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice.
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Ep.3 - Chickens from 2016-03-22T17:06:32
Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens.
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Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet from 2016-03-15T17:45:45
A lavatory revolution, denim, memorabilia, tractors (again) and much more...
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Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness from 2016-03-08T17:59:48
Gentle managers, unofficial tractors, cheap lobster and black dogs are covered in the first episode of this football podcast with Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. Bob and Andy suggest you probably sta...
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