Podcasts by Austins Hot Takes
Oh shit, oh my, your brain cells might die! Listen to the only AUSTI award winning podcast, where you can join us in exploring the mysterious mind of our special guest, Austin, a true modern day Ben Franklin meets Taylor Swift, game show host, trailblazing chef, inventor of the 1800s horse, one-time gas pumper, atheist highway hater, defiler of the english language, aspiring future dictator of Utopiburgitron, and semi-professional hot taker. Nice Guy.
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AHT S4 Ep62: Do the Shamrock Shake from 2023-11-15T03:26:47
Top of the mornin’! G’day lads and lassies from the land down over which is what we call Ireland because we’re somewhere over the rainbow if you catch my drift. We’ve got a wee bit of potty humo...
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AHT S4 Ep61: A Cheesywhack Red With the Blood of My Tears from 2023-11-15T03:25:48
Are you sick and tired of “normal” podcasts that make you laugh with their “jokes”? Does getting praised by a complete stranger inflate your eggy? Do you ever wonder what do boats do? I...
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AHT S4 Ep60: Almost Accidentally Peed on a Cat from 2023-11-15T03:24:29
Sing us a song, you’re the four-inch tall child-man… we’re trying to honor Billy Joel here. Although, he would probably be rolling around in his grave if he heard our new game, Songs From a Caesari...
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AHT S4 Ep59: Richard Quichard’s All the Facts from 2023-11-15T03:24:22
*speaking Britishly so here’s subtitles* In honour of our noble and first President (King) Benjamin Franklin, let us present the Hout Takes President's Day special! Producer’s note: I have no idea ...
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AHT S4 Ep58: “I Want Queen Lizzy to Bite a Glizzy” from 2023-11-15T03:24:14
Austin: So here’s a story from A to Liz-Z. You wanna be more than just a model, you gotta marry. *record scratch* Producer: And we’re gonna stop right there… The most controversial part of this epi...
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AHT S4 Ep57: The Birth of Terry Peckies from 2023-11-15T03:24:02
OMG!!! Austin had too much margharitaaaaaaa!! Or was it lemonade?? ;);) Listen to this show and maybe you’ll know!!! Hahahaha this eppie is like sooo fun. The funnest. There’s this whole big sock t...
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AHT S4 Ep56: Flipping the Mattress… Wink, Wink ;) from 2023-11-15T03:23:50
The cool kids these days are bopping about with hip new tidbits and whatchamacallits, so consider this your guide to what’s lit and what’s not it. Sleep kilts are totally in these days, but sleepin...
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AHT S4 Ep55: A Flannel as Righteous as an 80s Arcade Floor from 2023-11-15T03:23:39
Sah dude! (I told Austin it was “suh” but he wouldn’t listen… now he’s coming to the realization that “suh” actually does sound like “sup” as in “what’s up” or just “whassup”… no he takes that back...
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AHT S4 Ep54: Limp Wet Noodles from 2023-11-15T03:23:29
This episode is about hair, babies, and water. And also pirates? And jag-wires? And long brunettes who can sing? Yeah, that sounds about right. Plus, Jeremy’s back (from the dead), Annie’s added bl...
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AHT S4 Ep53: NUDE (Starring Jason Mamosaosa) from 2023-11-15T03:23:20
In lieu of an actual description, here’s a useful list of life tips: Don’t name your child Hugo. If you want to make something groovy, use jazz hands. Get a job if you watch the weather channel. If...
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AHT S4 Ep52: Austin’s Hot Dates from 2023-11-15T03:23:08
No time for intro! Hitting you with hot date takes harder than Annie hits her sticks of butter! 1. Brush teeth after raviolis 2. Like a good listener, State Farm is there 3. No phones! Edna Mode 4....
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AHT S4 Ep51: Donda Esta Season 4? from 2023-11-15T03:22:55
Stop the presses! Stop 'em right now! This might be new season worthy! But only if you count Austin listening to and maybe liking one Kanye song and the entire Spiderverse soundtrack because he mig...
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AHT S3 Ep55: Mbikes, Tractopters, & Raxzor Blades from 2023-11-15T03:22:45
Life is a highway and if you’re going to ride it, don’t use a bike and get out of Austin’s way. Bikes are illegal, and you deserve to be hit by a spring-loaded boxing glove ejected from the side of...
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AHT S3 Ep54: LIVE! From the Rat Dungeon! from 2023-11-15T03:22:36
Remember Season 1 Episode 1 when Austin didn’t know how microwaves worked? Remember how we talked about that for a solid 40 minutes because we thought THAT was the worst thing Austin didn’t underst...
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AHT S3 Ep53: Gravity Girl Next Door from 2023-11-15T03:22:26
There is a six point ninth dimension beyond that which is known to SWTs. A dimension where radar and sonar actually acronym right. Where dresser drawer Swifties emerge from their house graveyards c...
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AHT S3 Ep52: A Doctor-Approved Dose of Nightly Ice Cream and Toast from 2022-04-24T22:11:50
ATTENTION! If you or a loved one has experienced unfathomable pain less than 24 hours after being declared to be in “peak physical health” by a medical professional, you may be in danger of dyin...
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AHT S3 Ep51: How to Flirt With Your Local Gas Waitresses from 2022-04-16T22:23:44
G’day mateys we’re coming at you sloopdingers and swampfrazzles live from the dragonball Z version of Australia! Hope you slipped on your slick’ums and undeviated your septums because we’ve got ...
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AHT S3 Ep50: Lannie Likes Lemonade in Lieu of Lemon Licking from 2022-04-07T00:22:02
Go outside! Get out of your London 1812 bunker and start singing at half mast because Austin and Alex have finally agreed on something! They have put aside their differences on number words and ...
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AHT S3 Ep49: Dahn Shawty, Happy Valentine from 2022-02-18T02:48:53
Put on some Wham! (not George Michael) and hop in a monobob (but not with a penguin) because it’s the second annual AHT Valentine’s Day Special! If you need some good custom pickup lines for you...
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AHT S3 Ep48: 20TwentyDos: Austin vs. Michelle: Civil War from 2022-02-06T23:57:37
New year, new feuds! Just like George Washington and the Fluffigans coming together on Christmas Day, Michelle has rejoined us to discuss everything but the reason Austin declared war against he...
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AHT S3 Ep47: Ep#25 Austi Christmas 2 (You) from 2022-01-18T02:43:52
It’s the holiday season and what better way to celebrate Fang Santa’s arrival than by spending time gluing puzzles together with duct tape with fully lingual and potty trained babies in the warm...
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AHT S3 Ep46 The Artist Formerly Known as Thanksgiving from 2022-01-03T20:23:46
We have prepared a special menu for you on this unspecial holiday. As our appetizer, we begin with the Pledge of Abhorrence with a side of Unthankful Lamenting of all things Austin hates includi...
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AHT S3 Ep45 Halloween Takes 2: Damp & Buttered With Your Head in the Wall from 2021-11-10T20:37:22
Prepare for scare! What’s more horrifying than one Austin? 50% of Austin! Our producer, Gianna joins us to relive her triple double failed lunch nightmare (you be the judge of which sibling is w...
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AHT S3 Ep44 PAIN. Psychotic and Psychological PAIN. from 2021-10-28T21:58:59
Today, we are going to discuss facts and only facts. Like if we had Bucky Barnes fighting in the Revolutionary War for us, Ben Franklin would’ve been our first president. And if your kid plays g...
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AHT S3 Ep43 SWMSWAM (We’re So Sorry) from 2021-10-07T23:02:50
Disclaimer: everything discussed in this episode was entirely for comedic purposes. Jeremy will promptly slap Austin in the face for every dumb idea mentioned in this episode. Austin’s Hot Takes...
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AHT S3 Ep42 Sprinkled Eggs and Scrambled Minds from 2021-09-16T00:53:23
There comes a point in one’s life when one takes that first glorious bite into an olive. And when they do, they unconsciously engrain a permanent pattern for olive consumption they follow for th...
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AHT S3 Ep41 Orthodontdothis from 2021-08-26T01:17:14
Do you know all those things your dentist tells you not to do? And all those things they don’t tell you not to do because they assume you’re smart enough not to do them? Yeah, well… here’s an ep...
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AHT S3 Ep40 The Great Space Waste from 2021-08-20T18:55:17
Jump into the mind of Jeremy as he solves physics by launching all of our garbage into space and then taking money from all research and putting it into worthwhile investments like the Austizon....
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AHT S3 Ep39 Baby, Be My Vaccine from 2021-08-11T00:19:51
It literally cannot get worse than this. Austin has written a “rap” (?) about love and COVID. If you are a music major or know anything about rhythm or what music is supposed to sound like, cove...
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AHT S3 Ep38 Austin’s Edible Children from 2021-07-22T04:00
Hot, hot oh wuhgottum and by wuhgottum, we mean we’ve got big plans and theories this episode. Get ready to drive your head in the face with a driver, cover Annie’s car in old bay crab dip and c...
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AHT S3 Ep37 Tim 2: Consensual Slaps from 2021-07-07T00:00
HAPPY FANG DAY! Austi award winner, Tim joins us to celebrate the second annual AHT Fang Day. Hear about the AHT crew’s many plots to kill Austin, the Animorphs layer of the Earth, and the magic...
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AHT S3 Ep36 The AUSTI’s from 2021-06-29T04:00
Celebrating one year of AHT, this is the AUSTIIIIIIIIII’S! Relive some of the most iconic hot takes moments in this past 11th Y.O.O.F. (Year of Our Fang) as we award AUSTI’s in categories such a...
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AHT S3 Ep#35 Happy Vladuation! from 2021-06-10T19:00:46
Privet! After years of Put-in in hard work, Austin (and others) have graduated college… and Jeremy has more than a couple complaints. Hear about Austin’s Swedish rock band transcript and his “tu...
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AHT S3 Ep34 The 10ft Long Sock Tongs from 2021-06-04T00:18:45
Words cannot describe the pure chaos of this week’s episode so here’s a bunch of inspirational quotes instead. “Peaches are orange cousins” | “They say oxygen doesn’t grow on trees but it does” ...
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AHT S3 E33 Episode XXXIII Luke, I am Your Baby Daddy from 2021-05-04T04:00
It’s the Star Wars Hot-Take-iday Special! Darth Andrew the Wise, the man who bequeathed all of his Star Wars knowledge unto Austin when he was a wee little Padawan (high school), joins us to dis...
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AHT Ep#32 A Small Loan of 2 Bazillion Dollars from 2021-04-23T20:36:05
It’s Season 3 of AHT (Austin did a U-turn which constitutes an important life milestone and therefore a new season). Annie unveils parts A and B of her plan for world domination previously menti...
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AHT S3 E32 A Small Loan of 2 Bazillion Dollars from 2021-04-23T18:36:05
It’s Season 3 of AHT (Austin did a U-turn which constitutes an important life milestone and therefore a new season). Annie unveils parts A and B of her plan for world domination previously menti...
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AHT Ep#31 Two Bingos Don’t Make a Match from 2021-04-13T02:58:05
Ooh la la! Get ready for a potluck of steaming hot takes, ranging from Austin’s fear of fast food drive thrus to his hatred for Pixar movies starring humans. Plus, if you get confused by Swiss c...
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AHT S2 E31 Two Bingos Don’t Make a Match from 2021-04-13T00:58:05
Ooh la la! Get ready for a potluck of steaming hot takes, ranging from Austin’s fear of fast food drive thrus to his hatred for Pixar movies starring humans. Plus, if you get confused by Swiss c...
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AHT Ep#30 Drunk Bees and Cardi Batman from 2021-03-30T03:01:30
On this week’s episode, Annie and Jeremy rant about the pointlessness of New Year’s resolutions, and Austin resolves to plot even more vengeance on the frat bros. Plus, the debut of Punderland: ...
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AHT S2 E30 Drunk Bees and Cardi Batman from 2021-03-30T01:01:30
On this week’s episode, Annie and Jeremy rant about the pointlessness of New Year’s resolutions, and Austin resolves to plot even more vengeance on the frat bros. Plus, the debut of Punderland: ...
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AHT Ep#29 2021: Austin, Scrabble Won from 2021-03-15T02:03:40
Get those rhyming thought manifestations ready! It’s been 2021 for 3 months now so we only have 9 more months for this to come true! Learn about Little Batman Orphan Annie and hear about the hor...
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AHT S2 E29 2021: Austin, Scrabble Won from 2021-03-15T01:03:40
Get those rhyming thought manifestations ready! It’s been 2021 for 3 months now so we only have 9 more months for this to come true! Learn about Little Batman Orphan Annie and hear about the hor...
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AHT Ep#28 Jeremy’s List of Required Traits in the Ideal Mate from 2021-02-18T23:15:25
Put on some Stevie Wonder and grab your totally not seductive Coke can because it’s the AHT Valentine’s Day Special! If you are a carnivorous non-SWT, find out the keys to Austin’s heart. And if...
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AHT S2 E28 Jeremy’s List of Required Traits in the Ideal Mate from 2021-02-18T22:15:25
Put on some Stevie Wonder and grab your totally not seductive Coke can because it’s the AHT Valentine’s Day Special! If you are a carnivorous non-SWT, find out the keys to Austin’s heart. And if...
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AHT Ep#27 The Money Sock from 2021-02-01T22:47
Woe! Woe indeed! Come hear the tragedy of Darth Grayder and the “drive of shame” it took to bring him back to us. But all is not lost! The money sock (patent pending) is perhaps the most powerfu...
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AHT S2 E27 The Money Sock from 2021-02-01T21:47
Woe! Woe indeed! Come hear the tragedy of Darth Grayder and the “drive of shame” it took to bring him back to us. But all is not lost! The money sock (patent pending) is perhaps the most powerfu...
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AHT Ep#26 Sausage Gumbo in 10 Painful Steps from 2021-01-06T23:03:37
Hold onto your sausage and your chef hats because this week’s episode is a recipe for disaster! From the maker of the “Salad on Bread” comes a new inexplicably unexplainable creation. It’s time ...
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AHT S2 E26 Sausage Gumbo in 10 Painful Steps from 2021-01-06T22:03:37
Hold onto your sausage and your chef hats because this week’s episode is a recipe for disaster! From the maker of the “Salad on Bread” comes a new inexplicably unexplainable creation. It’s time ...
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AHT Ep#24: Ep#25 Holidays are for the Gays from 2020-12-24T23:28:01
Yes, you heard that right! Witness the live premiere of the most INCLUSIVE Christmas Carol of all time (we apologize in advance for Austin’s “singing”). The holidays are a wonderful time of year...
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AHT S2 E24: E25 Holidays are for the Gays from 2020-12-24T22:28:01
Yes, you heard that right! Witness the live premiere of the most INCLUSIVE Christmas Carol of all time (we apologize in advance for Austin’s “singing”). The holidays are a wonderful time of year...
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AHT Ep#23 Deer, Horses, and Sheep also Mules and Giraffes also Deer, Horses, and Giraffes from 2020-12-19T00:38:07
Bustin Justin hosts a smörgåsbord of hot takes today about the deer family tree centered on the key belief that deer are short horses and giraffes are long horses. Also, have you ever wondered w...
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AHT S2 E23 Deer, Horses, and Sheep also Mules and Giraffes also Deer, Horses, and Giraffes from 2020-12-18T23:38:07
Bustin Justin hosts a smörgåsbord of hot takes today about the deer family tree centered on the key belief that deer are short horses and giraffes are long horses. Also, have you ever wondered w...
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AHT Ep#22 Kiss Your Turkey Square on the Giblets from 2020-12-09T02:58:49
Journey aboard the Sasquatch, the Squanto, and the Santa Maria with us as Austin and Jeremy break down why Thanksgiving dinner is the single most overrated meal of the year. Learn how the first ...
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AHT S2 E22 Kiss Your Turkey Square on the Giblets from 2020-12-09T01:58:49
Journey aboard the Sasquatch, the Squanto, and the Santa Maria with us as Austin and Jeremy break down why Thanksgiving dinner is the single most overrated meal of the year. Learn how the first ...
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AHT Ep#21 If You Like Movies… Urine Luck! from 2020-11-20T00:44:31
If you thought Austin was uncultured before, wait until you hear his reviews of movies he’s never seen. Self-proclaimed movie expert Nate weighs in on the important issues like why every movie w...
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AHT S2 E21 If You Like Movies… Urine Luck! from 2020-11-19T23:44:31
If you thought Austin was uncultured before, wait until you hear his reviews of movies he’s never seen. Self-proclaimed movie expert Nate weighs in on the important issues like why every movie w...
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AHT Ep#20 Seducing Jeff Bezos from 2020-11-12T00:16:36
What would you do for a Blonde-Ike bar? In this week’s episode, Austin goes through character development... after watching Legally Blonde; he now hates sororities less than he...
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AHT S2 E20 Seducing Jeff Bezos from 2020-11-11T23:16:36
What would you do for a Blonde-Ike bar? In this week’s episode, Austin goes through character development... after watching Legally Blonde; he now hates sororities less than he...
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AHT Ep#19 Austin’s Halloween Takes from 2020-10-29T01:36:52
Join us for a spooky, scary episode of AHT where we discuss the fourth-best holiday of the year. Find out which candies are “actually good,” “decent,” “utter burning garbage,” “banned eww seriou...
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AHT S2 E19 Austin’s Halloween Takes from 2020-10-29T00:36:52
Join us for a spooky, scary episode of AHT where we discuss the fourth-best holiday of the year. Find out which candies are “actually good,” “decent,” “utter burning garbage,” “banned eww seriou...
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AHT Ep#18 Scottish Ireland from 2020-10-22T02:46:37
In this week’s episode, you’ll get to enjoy a high-quality haiku about deodorant and a slightly evil and totalitarian plan for overthrowing all of the stereotypical frat guys. Also, Austin spend...
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AHT S2 E18 Scottish Ireland from 2020-10-22T00:46:37
In this week’s episode, you’ll get to enjoy a high-quality haiku about deodorant and a slightly evil and totalitarian plan for overthrowing all of the stereotypical frat guys. Also, Austin spend...
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AHT Ep#17 Sunscreen for Bears from 2020-10-13T14:45:07
So why DON’T bears need to wear sunscreen? Do turtles hibernate? Are bears bald? We explore and fail to answer these enigmas of Austin’s mind in this week’s episode. Also hear about Austin’s rev...
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AHT S2 E17 Sunscreen for Bears from 2020-10-13T12:45:07
So why DON’T bears need to wear sunscreen? Do turtles hibernate? Are bears bald? We explore and fail to answer these enigmas of Austin’s mind in this week’s episode. Also hear about Austin’s rev...
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AHT Ep#16 Fall: Ugly as Vomit on a Trampoline from 2020-09-23T23:02:01
Ring in the autumn season with us as we discuss Austin’s hatred of all the seasons (Surprise! It’s bees again). We also revamped Justin’s Hot Fakes for season 2 where we forced Justin to channel hi...
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AHT S2 E16 Fall: Ugly as Vomit on a Trampoline from 2020-09-23T21:02:01
Ring in the autumn season with us as we discuss Austin’s hatred of all the seasons (Surprise! It’s bees again). We also revamped Justin’s Hot Fakes for season 2 where we forced Justin to channel hi...
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AHT Ep#15 May the Herbivores Be With You from 2020-09-15T19:34:33
In honor of Austin’s important life milestone (he bought groceries for the first time and hated it), we adventure into season 2 of AHT! Emily, our #1 fan, joins us to talk about how Austin survi...
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AHT S2 E15 May the Herbivores Be With You from 2020-09-15T17:34:33
In honor of Austin’s important life milestone (he bought groceries for the first time and hated it), we adventure into season 2 of AHT! Emily, our #1 fan, joins us to talk about how Austin survi...
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AHT Ep#14 7000 Well Oiled Jeremies from 2020-09-08T06:00
Who would win in a fight: Jeremy’s army of 7000 Roman Jeremy Legionnaires or Austin’s Imperial Margarine Army of Austins? We were off this week so enjoy this old mini-episode where we tackled ba...
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AHT S1 E14 7000 Well Oiled Jeremies from 2020-09-08T04:00
Who would win in a fight: Jeremy’s army of 7000 Roman Jeremy Legionnaires or Austin’s Imperial Margarine Army of Austins? We were off this week so enjoy this old mini-episode where we tackled ba...
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AHT Ep#13 They Penetrated My Nostrils from 2020-09-01T06:00
Hear about Austin’s 9 part adventure as he struggles to get a COVID test in the real world. He overcame historical obstacles such as understanding an insurance card and suffering on hold through...
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AHT S1 E13 They Penetrated My Nostrils from 2020-09-01T04:00
Hear about Austin’s 9 part adventure as he struggles to get a COVID test in the real world. He overcame historical obstacles such as understanding an insurance card and suffering on hold through...
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AHT Ep#12 SalDaddy Issues from 2020-08-27T03:09:17
Our producer (aka Gianna aka 50% of Austin) makes her first appearance to help Austin argue what constitutes a salad. Examples include: potato salad (french fries), boat salad (ice cream sundae)...
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AHT S1 E12 SalDaddy Issues from 2020-08-27T01:09:17
Our producer (aka Gianna aka 50% of Austin) makes her first appearance to help Austin argue what constitutes a salad. Examples include: potato salad (french fries), boat salad (ice cream sundae)...
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AHT Ep#11 Oh, Utopiburgitron! from 2020-08-18T06:00
No special guests this week (well, except Austin, as always). It’s just us being infuriated by Austin’s inability to comprehend stamps, “letters,” and the entire U.S. Postal Service. We also suf...
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AHT S1 E11 Oh, Utopiburgitron! from 2020-08-18T04:00
No special guests this week (well, except Austin, as always). It’s just us being infuriated by Austin’s inability to comprehend stamps, “letters,” and the entire U.S. Postal Service. We also suf...
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AHT Ep#10 Pickles Are Green Ketchup from 2020-08-11T06:00
The angle theory of sandwiches is a complex, yet delicate, subject we brought local BBQ chef Collin to assess. We also debut Austionary. Think English is confusing? Add Austin’s definitions to y...
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AHT S1 E10 Pickles Are Green Ketchup from 2020-08-11T04:00
The angle theory of sandwiches is a complex, yet delicate, subject we brought local BBQ chef Collin to assess. We also debut Austionary. Think English is confusing? Add Austin’s definitions to y...
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AHT Ep#09 Money: The Biggest Scam Since Santa Claus from 2020-08-04T06:00
Why can’t Austin beat money? Rob, an economic expert by blood, joins us today to answer Austin’s many money questions. Also, hear about GPS (The Guiding Pigeon System), food religions, and how A...
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AHT S1 E09 Money: The Biggest Scam Since Santa Claus from 2020-08-04T04:00
Why can’t Austin beat money? Rob, an economic expert by blood, joins us today to answer Austin’s many money questions. Also, hear about GPS (The Guiding Pigeon System), food religions, and how A...
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AHT Ep#08 Sister Marie Can’t Sue Me Cuz She’s Dead from 2020-07-28T13:48:03
Andrew from the Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe (MMCU) starring Tyler Perry joins us today to discuss some hot Disney takes including Austin’s fear of princesses and his hatred for Avatar: The Last...
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AHT S1 E08 Sister Marie Can’t Sue Me Cuz She’s Dead from 2020-07-28T11:48:03
Andrew from the Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe (MMCU) starring Tyler Perry joins us today to discuss some hot Disney takes including Austin’s fear of princesses and his hatred for Avatar: The Last...
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AHT Ep#07 Hamil2n: Colder With A. Burr from 2020-07-21T06:00
Not “Satisfied” with the original Hamilton? What if we told you Austin’s sequel is a murder mystery about who really killed Hammy and features lightsabers, Batman, and space metal? Musi...
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AHT S1 E07 Hamil2n: Colder With A. Burr from 2020-07-21T04:00
Not “Satisfied” with the original Hamilton? What if we told you Austin’s sequel is a murder mystery about who really killed Hammy and features lightsabers, Batman, and space metal? Musi...
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AHT Ep#06 God is Dead and State Highways Killed Him from 2020-07-16T03:19:26
In honor of our first celebration of Fang Day, Tim from *insert dolphin noise here* High School joins us to hear Austin judge books he’s never read and complain about how he can’t nature well. Y...
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AHT S1 E06 God is Dead and State Highways Killed Him from 2020-07-16T01:19:26
In honor of our first celebration of Fang Day, Tim from *insert dolphin noise here* High School joins us to hear Austin judge books he’s never read and complain about how he can’t nature well. Y...
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AHT Ep#05 Austin’s Naked Walmart Experience from 2020-07-10T22:25:01
Pumping gas? No jug handles? How does Austin survive outside of New Jersey? Also, learn about Austin’s color theory that explains why six is an odd number.
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AHT S1 E05 Austin’s Naked Walmart Experience from 2020-07-10T20:25:01
Pumping gas? No jug handles? How does Austin survive outside of New Jersey? Also, learn about Austin’s color theory that explains why six is an odd number.
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AHT Ep#04 The 5G, Bees, Bee Gees, and B.G. Conspiracy from 2020-07-05T15:05:12
Austin hatches his plan to convince America’s finest to rid the world of evil bees. The crew also discusses the many powers of finger guns.
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AHT S1 E04 The 5G, Bees, Bee Gees, and B.G. Conspiracy from 2020-07-05T13:05:12
Austin hatches his plan to convince America’s finest to rid the world of evil bees. The crew also discusses the many powers of finger guns.
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AHT Ep#03 “Disapponting” the Dap Me Up Bros from 2020-06-30T03:10:19
Today, we adventure through the life of Austin as he struggles to act normal (and avoid getting judged) at work. Hear about his disturbing popularity with older and younger women and his love fo...
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AHT S1 E03 “Disapponting” the Dap Me Up Bros from 2020-06-30T01:10:19
Today, we adventure through the life of Austin as he struggles to act normal (and avoid getting judged) at work. Hear about his disturbing popularity with older and younger women and his love fo...
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AHT Ep#02 You Can't Have Your Cheese and Nuke It Too from 2020-06-24T19:06:09
Austin doesn't drop the bar this episode? but he drops a lot of names (that we nixed in editing). Plus, hear about second grade Austin's strategy for picking up girls with his seductive teeth an...
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AHT S1 E02 You Can't Have Your Cheese and Nuke It Too from 2020-06-24T17:06:09
Austin doesn't drop the bar this episode😉 but he drops a lot of names (that we nixed in editing). Plus, hear about second grade Austin's strategy for picking up girls with his seductive teeth a...
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AHT Ep#01 Hard On: The Trouble With Armor from 2020-06-14T02:14:27
In this inaugural episode, the AHT crew discusses Austin's hatred (and lack of understanding) of microwaves, his inability to understand British accents without subtitles, and the infuriating in...
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AHT S1 E01 Hard On: The Trouble With Armor from 2020-06-12T12:00
In this inaugural episode, the AHT crew discusses Austin's hatred (and lack of understanding) of microwaves, his inability to understand British accents without subtitles, and the infuriating in...
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