Podcasts by Baby Geniuses

Doing Absolutely Everything with Jeffrey Lewis from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.684851

On this week's Baby Geniuses: Emily gets way too into Magic Mike, performance expert Jeffrey Lewis drops by to play some tunes, and afterlife expert Abel Ashante joins the ladies to tell them ...

Myq Kaplan / Solomon Cake from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.682081

This week on Baby Geniuses: comedian and Emily's camp buddy Riley Solonor comes in to sit in for Lisa, comedian Myq Kaplan drops some word knowledge, and security/t-shirt/Beach Boys expert Sol...

David Smithyman / Simon from Byrd Middle School from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.681150

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Micah Sherman / Dr. Martin Clint-Horus from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.677305

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Jory John / Anika from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.676387

This week on BG: Lisa lives in a dome in a desert and manages to not take drugs, All My Friends Are Dead author Jory John to talk about his alternate career as a gag writer for Dennis the Mena...

Ron Funches / Kara Klenk from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.672715

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily discuss Action Park, America's most dangerous theme park, comedian Ron Funches drops by to talk about The Black Mafia Family, and hair removal expert Evete Baba...

Michael Che / Zach Broussard from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.670005

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa cover the world of Scratch n' Sniff, Michael Che comes in to talk about his lifelong sneaker obsession, and a man named Dr. Sanjay Gupta educates us about some ...

Dan St. Germain / Sasheer Zamata from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.666051

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily bash a terrible toothpaste ad, Dan St. Germain gets fancy with talk about plays, and dinosaur expert Mertha Stew (Sasheer Zamata) has some very surprising facts...

Josh Gondelman / Micah Sherman from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.665029

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa delve into the world of sexually active popes, comedian Josh Gondelman talks about his wildly popular Twitter account, Modern Seinfeld, and professional cut-up ...

Guy Branum / Nate Fernald from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.660132

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa explore the world of fossil words, Totally Biased writer Guy Branum stops by to talk extensively about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and teen exper...

Seth Herzog / Zach Broussard from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.657160

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa talk about art competitions at the Olympics, Seth Herzog talks about performing for the troops and living in the smallest apartment in the city, and safety expe...

Nick Turner / Nick Maritato from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.599606

Today on BG: Emily & Lisa discuss their feelings on vomit, comedian Nick Turner relates his past tobacco kleptomania, and reality show host Paul Poundstone (Nick Maritato) shares his extreme e...

Julieanne Smolinski / Joe Pera from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.598340

Today on BG: Emily is overwhelmed by a live, headless chicken, writer Julieanne Smolinski dishes about flying on Rihanna's private plane, and nutrition expert Evan Ples (Joe Pera) tells us wha...

Jim Tews / Riley Soloner from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.595741

Today on BG: Emily is mad jealous of Lisa's new health-filled lifestyle, comedian Jim Tews paints a portrait of the caricature artist as a young man, and AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS expert ...

Matt Koff / Connor Ratliff from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.587823

Today on BG: Emily and Lisa hash out the inner workings of PACIFIC RIM, comedian and writer Matt Koff smells things that aren't there, and brain tickler expert Dr. Fendel Randelman (Connor Rat...

Sean O'Connor / Eric Dadourian from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.569365

This week we are joined by comedian Sean O'Connor (Comedy Central, Conan)!! He talks to us about his love of Ke$ha and also the mysterious disappearance of a South Carolina girl and her many i...

Sara Schaefer / Chris Garcia from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.565067

Hola, babies! This week we are joined by the super hilarious comedian and former co-host of Nikki & Sara Live, Sara Schaefer! She talks to us about when she stumbled into a job as an analyst a...

Ben Joseph / Sean Keane from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.501191

What's happenin,' Babies!? Our guest this week is a fantastic comedy writer for College Humor and television, Ben Joseph! He talks about the super manly sport of sailboating and the best and w...

Nick Sumida / Matt McCarthy from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.400534

Babies, babies, babies! We are back after a week off and boy are we refreshed and ready to get into it with our incredible guest, artist and doll-face Nick Sumida!! He's here to talk to us abo...

Karen Kilgariff / Mark Little from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.399668

Hola babies! This week's guest is comedian, musician, Mr. Show star, and all around wonderful lady Karen Kilgariff! She talks to us about her days as a Gap girl in San Francisco, and we delve ...

Ron Babcock / Matt Ingebretson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.395716

Hello babies - this week's guest is urban planning enthusiast and hilarious comedian Ron Babcock! He tells us all about France's mistakes in World War 2 and the future of the LA river. It is F...

Paul F. Tompkins from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.389292

Hello babies! This week we are beyond thrilled to be joined by comedian, actor and all around hero Paul F. Tompkins! Paul joins us to discuss anger issues, men's fashion and the inevitability of de...

Jono Zalay/Emily Wilson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.386470

Hello babies! Welcome to 2015! To celebrate the New Year we start off with a Ben chunch update and Lisa has just discovered Pinterest! On a different note, have you all heard of "health goths"? Tru...

Karl Hess/Mary Holland from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.362166

Hello babies! On this episode, we sit down and chat all things pirate with comedian Karl Hess! We also have an eye opening conversation about BUTTS! Did you know that you can tell someone’s past/fu...

Rhea Butcher/Anna Seregina from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.360229

Hello Babies! Let us start out by saying thank you for all of the amazing fan mail! On this episode, we talk about the new game sweeping the nation: "Who's Invited to the Orgy?" Also, we discuss Li...

Randy Liedtke/Nate Fernald from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.352522

Hello Babies! Emily has returned from tour and we're so happy to have her back in the stud'! Lots of stuff has happened in Emily and Lisa's lives, but none of that is as important as talking about ...

Mike Hollingsworth/James Austin Johnson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.350130

Hello Babies! We're back in the studio and you know what? We missed you! This week, Emily shares her epic recycling battle! Lisa shares her (possibly) pickle-related anxiety! We've got a new update...

Allen Strickland-Williams / Dan Hodapp from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.348031

Hello babies! Hot-diggety-dog, do we have a good episode for you! Emily has an obsession with a Japanese cat game and Lisa got a massage! Lisa also watched a Periscope that involved a bee and a nos...

Max Fun Switch: Hal Lublin / Lauren Pritchard from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.341852

Welcome to the MaxFun Switcheroo episode Babies! We switched with Travis and Andie from Bunker Buddies and we jumped over to Lady to Lady! Travis and Andie start off the episode discussing their de...

Kate Purdy / Matt McCarthy from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.339841

Hello Babies! Welcome to Podcasting 101! It's been a while since we've recorded and boy have we been busy! Along with watching British baking shows and trip to Disneyland, Emily is putting out a co...

Emily Flake / Erin Whitehead from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.299510

Hello Babies! So, we're basically hammers because we NAILED this episode! We're talking about weird features in Emily's new house. We're talking about swag we've been sent. We're re-branding as Puf...

Ryan Sands / Brad Morris from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.297007

Hello Babies! Let's start off by checking in with our listeners bathroom habits! Now let's talk about how awesome it is to be adults! So far so good! Does Lisa have a story about a rude person at t...

Sabrina Jalees / James Austin Johnson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.292390

Hello babies! Damn Daniel, we're back at it again with the month old memes! In Chunch Chat, Martha looks sensational as she trolls us from her hoverboard. Sabrina Jalees (Comedian, Writer) stops by...

Shadi Petosky / Paul Danke from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.283105

Hello babies! Guess what? We saw some movies with
anthropomorphic animals! Beyoncé is working on a few projects, and
none of which are a multicam sitcom. Have you ever drawn on your
bel...

Kate Micucci / Jared Logan from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.196608

Hello babies!   By now you must have heard the news about Garry Marshall’s passing - Just want to say that although we were just talking about him, we had nothing to do with his death! We are huge ...

Travis McElroy / Josh Androsky from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.194729

Hello babies!   Happy back to school season! We hope you have brand new school supplies! Didn’t you love the feeling of sharpening a brand new pencil for the first time? Although Fall will be upon ...

Erin Judge / John Milhiser from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.192961

Hello babies!   Shake the playa dust out of your angel wings and find some decent WIFI, because it’s Burning Man Craigslist Missed Connection season! Did you fail to swap contact info with that sex...

Kurt Braunohler / Kristen Studard from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.183659

Hello babies!    We did it. We actually did it. We lived through 2016. I know it is hard to believe but you are stronger and better for it. You deserve to pamper yourself. Maybe treat yourself to o...

Jack Moore / Matt McCarthy from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.178632

Hello babies! How are your New Year’s resolutions holding up? Still staying off social media? We hope so! Feeling like you need to do something? We have some tips for people in blue states/district...

Laurie Kilmartin / Jake Regal from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.175678

Hello babies!   We have a local election tomorrow! Get educated and make a difference at the local level (LA listeners - vote NO on S)! What is Gunther from “Friends” up to? Is he loaded or did he ...

Siobhan Thompson / Josh Fadem from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.173092

Hello babies!   Special greetings to our babies down under! Emily is performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival this week. She will be telling jokes with that American accent she is ...

Jen Statsky / D'Arcy Carden from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.171359

G’day, babies! Emily is back from Australia, and she is very disappointed by a missed connection with a koala. Lisa teaches us about “the danger triangle,” which is an area on your face and not a l...

Nick Thune / Becky Robinson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.098376

Hello babies! Have you seen Emily on tour this summer? Go do it if you live near a city! Have you bought a Ban Chunch shirt yet? Go buy one, unless you live somewhere that doesn’t have a post offic...

Eliot Glazer / Jake Regal from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.090331

Hello babies!

It’s our five year anniversary episode! Won’t you come celebrate with us? The traditional five year anniversary gift is wood. We’re registered at iTunes, please give us a fiv...

Patty Schemel / James Austin Johnson from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.088367

Lisa is finally getting around to watching The Sopranos in its entirety, so we’re finally getting around to discussing how James Gandolfini is actually kind of hunky. On Wiki of the Week, we read t...

Sasheer Zamata / Nicole Byer from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.084893

Hello babies!

If we’re not supposed to pick our noses, why are our fingers *exactly* the right size to get up in there? Emily goes to West Virginia and visits a secret government bunker. W...

Death During Consensual Sex from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.083330

Hello babies!

Portland, OR based babies: Come to Emily's album recording on January 20th at the Curious Comedy Theater! 

Non Portland based babies: Portland is very beautiful in l...

Clamato from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.080432

Hello, babies!
We hope you enjoyed the Big Game! We spent Sunday cheering for 2018 all star Phil Rosenthal. We skipped the puppy bowl and revisited that show about hypothetical bizarre animal f...

Flatulence Humor from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.078611

Hello babies!

We're finally catching up on all the good things we missed last year. Why didn't anyone tell Emily to watch Get Out sooner? On this episode, we let the toucan out of the bag!...

Goofy from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.076975

Hello babies! It's the greatest time of the year - the MaxFunDrive! Make sure you sign up to become a member so you can get access to the special bonus episode! We do a march madness style bracket ...

Amy Bock from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.071244

Hello babies! Webster's Dictionary defines this episode as a rather good one. On this episode, Emily shares about her run in with a rock and roller. Lisa has a Craigslist based experience. On Chunc...

Mabel Stark from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.069337

Hello babies!

Singing is fun, don't you agree? We like to make playlists of our favorite songs to sing and drive around sometimes. It's August, so that means we're brainstorming our Hallow...

Wikipedia Long Term Abuse from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.067741

Hello babies! Don’t forget to get Lisa’s new book Coyote Doggirl at your favorite local book shop! On this episode, Lisa watches a seasonally inappropriate film for her birthday. Emily is now a sub...

Skunks as Pets from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.065869

Hello Babies! Especially E.L. James! We hope you're listening, because we have some writing tips for you. Lisa has been catching up on some popular media, including finally reading 50 Shades of Gra...

Lloyds Bank coprolite from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.060699

Hello babies!

If you still have some egg nog in your fridge, don't waste it! Pour yourself a glass, curl up with a loved one in front of the pile of needles that was a tree mere weeks ago,...

Wizard of New Zealand from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.058799

Hello babies! Thanks to Party of One music for putting their spin on our theme song! If you turn this episode on and feel like you've been transported to a different, much more adorable universe, d...

Miss Baker from 2022-02-22T08:12:59.057067

Hello babies!

Lisa is catching up with some of Emily's tv recommendations. Have you watched Outlander or Instant Hotel? Emily wins a WGA award and gives us the 411 on a Hollywood male cele...

Sheela Na Gig from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.997288

Hello adults!

Welcome to a very special episode of Adult Idiots! 

Just kidding! We like to have a little April Fool's Day fun over here. Of course this is your favorite show Baby ...

Soucouyant from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.991528

Hello babies!

Thank you for sending in your #babybikes! We asked you to draw a bike from memory- no peeking- and you did it! Lisa just got back from Alaska, and she enjoyed ALL of the sigh...

Manneken Pis from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.989553

Hello babies!

And a special hello all you Raybies out there (a fan of Everybody Loves Raymond and Baby Geniuses)! Emily is neck deep in Raymond DVDs and powering through them a season at a...

Dancing Baby from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.987710

Hello, babies!

We are coming out on this episode as fudge truthers - When was the last time you had fudge? Does anyone other than tourists buy it? Are there people making new batches of fu...

Vittorio Emanuele, Prince of Naples from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.981528

Hello babies!

It is finally winter, the greatest season to live under a blanket and binge watch a classic show you've never seen! Lisa is diving into Sex And The City for the first time an...

Guy Goma from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.979859

Hello babies!

A very happy New Year to all you babies out there! On today's episode, we dissect Cats and we discuss Roosters with teen boy names. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia...

Victor Lustig from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.978038

Hello babies!

Lisa had a bad thing happen (she's ok!). Emily saw Cats (she's ok!). On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Victor Lustig, a highly skilled con artist infamous f...

El Gran Juego de la Oca from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.976439

Hello babies! What is your favorite Girl Scout Cookie? Odds are, we haven't even tried it! On this week's episode, Lisa sees a tumbleweed and Emily is creeped out by purity balls, a particularly ic...

Elizabeth Klarer from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.969278

Hello babies!

We stand with the Black Lives Matter movement, and encourage our listeners to visit blacklivesmatter.com to learn more about how to actually make a difference.

We a...

Top Euphemisms For "Period" By Language from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.967639

Hello babies!
Hope your Independence Day made you feel really really free! On today's episode, Lisa talks about a former friend who was called out, and Emily talks about Columbo. On Chunch Chat...

Nils Olav from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.965676

Hello babies!

It's still MaxFunDrive 2020! Go become a member and support your favorite podcasts! If you have the extra dough, consider gifting a membership to someone who has lost income ...

Crime in Antarctica from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.959878

Congrats babies!
Thank you for voting! On today's ep, we share our feelings about the recent election. We also touch on important topics like Kevin Costner movies and gardening updates. On Chun...

McDonald's Characters from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.957821

Hello babies!
Welcome to that wonderful gap between Thanksgiving and Christmas, also known as the valley of missing productivity! Lisa is deep into Costnerwatch 2020 (roughly 25 films), and Emi...

Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident/Puzzle Jug from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.952929

Hello babies!
We're proud to announce that CostnerWatch 2020 is officially over, and there will be no CostnerWatch 2021! On today's episode, we finally get to discuss the Hilaria Baldwin debacl...

Computer Rage from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.944160

Welcome to Baby Geniuses!

Or Hello Babies! Or however this usually goes! We start the show off by reading some letters sent in by listeners just like you. We also give a quick update on ou...

Pepsi Number Fever from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.935585

Hello babies!
We're really enjoying recording in person, and we hope you find us more charming than ever! Go get vaxxed up so you can safely record your podcast with your friends too. On this e...

Dashcon from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.901889

Hello babies!

We hope all of our lovely listeners had a wonderful ID4. On today's ep, Lisa shares her thoughts on a recent viewing of the very bad film 500 Days of Summer. On Chunch Chat, ...

Dusty the Klepto Kitty from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.900324

Hello babies!
We're back to recording remotely again FYI! Emily went to a party where she was potentially exposed to Covid. Go get vaccinated please! On today's episode, Lisa explains what an h...

Vulcana from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.892367

Hello babies!
Thank you for listening to our podcast, which is technically STEAM education. On today's episode, Lisa sits next to a rude passenger on a flight, and Emily's dog Alan is doing bet...

Automobile Folklore from 2022-02-22T08:12:58.890394

Hello babies!

Welcome to 2022, a fresh start awaits! Lisa is trying to be a bit more bilingual, and Emily is still trying to understand why her neighbors are so awful. They also discuss so...

Society for Indecency to Naked Animals from 2022-02-14T17:00

Hello babies!
We're not having a great week, but feel free to revel in our misery! Emily had a hard time at work and Lisa's had a difficult time taking her horse's temperature. On Wiki of the W...

Fictitious Entry from 2022-01-31T22:04:31

Hello babies!
The Santa Ana winds are forcing us to have some difficult conversations this week. We now know more about umbrella warranties than we would have previously cared to. On Chunch Cha...

Timothy Dexter from 2022-01-17T20:06:09

Hello babies!
This is the first episode we've recorded in 2022, and you won't be shocked to hear that we're totally new people! On today's episode, we talk about horses and plants. On Wiki of ...

Snap-dragon (game) from 2021-12-20T18:49:38

Hello babies!
The holiday season is in full effect, so we have an extra cozy episode in store for you! On today's nog flavored episode, we have a very special Gävle Goat update. We also check i...

Hobby Tunneling from 2021-11-22T22:58:41

Hello babies!

On today's episode, a mean child from the day care next door broke Emily's skeleton. Just to clarify, I mean her artificial novelty Halloween decoration skeleton. Also, Lisa ...

Stoor Worm from 2021-11-10T17:13:31

Hello babies!

What does November mean to you? Is it the start of the Holiday season, or is it a time of... retention? When the leaves change and start to fall, does your mind turn to gift ...

Xtabay from 2021-10-25T19:01:31

Hello babies!

On today's episode, Lisa experiences jury duty, and we explain why you should care about this IATSE stuff. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Xtabay, a Yucat...

Le Pétomane from 2021-10-11T19:54:42

Happy MaxFun Block Party, babies!

And a special welcome to all the new babies out there! This episode is made with the new listener in mind. If you're a long time listener, don't fret! The...

Ashrita Furman from 2021-09-27T18:11:02

Hello babies!

First things first, If you're a member of IATSE, we encourage you to vote yes on the strike! On today's episode, we discuss the interesting Super Mario Bros: The Movie castin...

Frog Battery from 2021-09-13T19:41:26

Hello babies!

It's starting to feel like Autumn, so maybe load your dog in a pram and go for a stroll? On today's episode, Lisa narrowly avoids an interaction and Emily's husband has regai...

Human Mail from 2021-08-30T07:00

Hello babies!
A special greetings to our new co-host Ringo, who has taken over for Joey. Joey is unavailable for comment. On today's episode, we answer some of our more pressing fan submitted q...

The Burryman from 2021-08-22T00:20:10

Hello babies!
And a special greeting to all our enemy neighbors. On today's episode, we discuss Emily's recent covid encounter, as well as a Tuca & Bertie update! On Chunch Chat, Lisa brags abo...

Karolina Olsson from 2021-07-19T20:14:30

Hello babies!

Welcome to the Baby Genius Car Corner! We're talking all things automotive - Vroom Vroom! Emily gets her car washed a couple times after being utterly decimated by some large...

Unusual eBay Listings from 2021-06-21T17:09:53

Hello babies!
We finally got around to watching the Friends reunion special and we have some thoughts. Lisa is recovering from surgery and recaps some of her experiences. We also discuss what O...

Dustin the Turkey from 2021-05-24T18:29:37

Hello babies!

On today's episode, we announce the winner of our Fatali Hot Sauce Raffle! Make sure to tune in if you entered. It's our first in person episode since the start of the pandem...

Great Michigan Pizza Funeral from 2021-05-10T17:27:48

Hello babies!
It's MaxFunDrive! Head over to maximumfun.org and upgrade your membership or become a member if you aren't one already! Help support the creators that make your days brighter. We ...

Salmon Chaos from 2021-04-28T16:27:17

Hello babies!

What a week! On today's episode, Emily tracks a package and Lisa spills some soup. On Chunch Chat, the segment about Martha Stewart's pony Ban Chunch, we read some listener s...

List of CB Slang from 2021-04-12T07:00

Hello babies!

Thank you for listening to this show, even if you just love falling asleep to the sound of our voices! On today's episode, Emily shares a strange experience with a neighbor, ...

Loveland Frog from 2021-03-29T16:58:09

Hello babies!
Now that the possibility of a safe Halloween is on the distant horizon, Emily has started planning her couple's costume. She also shares some of her thoughts on the very bad comic...

Billiken from 2021-03-15T09:00

Hello babies!
On today’s episode, Lisa shares about her upcoming surgery, as well as thoughts on Australia’s penis owl. Emily's dog Alan is out of surgery and has a racy new outfit. On Wiki of...

Nutty Narrows Bridge from 2021-02-15T19:31:10

Hello babies!
It's a big day in Baby Geniuses history. This will be the episode you will all remember as "the one where Emily releases the sauce info."

On Wiki of the Week, we read the...

Fascinus from 2021-01-18T18:24:56

Hello babies!
The last time we recorded was before the Georgia runoff elections, so we have some stuff to talk about. For example, we find out what Joey has been up to. On this episode, Emi...

Kitty Fisher from 2020-12-21T19:07:11

Hello babies!
Happy holidays to all the babies of the world! On today's episode, we discuss bits that people do at home to the chagrin of their partners. Also, we introduce Joey, our newest hos...

Worm Charming from 2020-11-23T08:15

Hello babies!
Happy Thanksgiving! We can't wait to see our friends and family this week - Daphne, Marty, Eddie, Frasier, Niles, the whole Crane gang. We are also looking forward to seeing our a...

Robert Coates (actor) from 2020-10-26T18:53:57

Hello babies!
It's the spookiest time of year again! It's also the last episode before the election, so please make sure to vote so we are happy on the next episode. On this episode, we talk co...

Mr. Blobby from 2020-10-12T07:00

Hello babies!
What an interesting week - Emily finally got a pStyle! She is getting the hang of it but needs a little practice. On Chunch Chat, Lisa is overjoyed by Martha's five Sicilian donke...

List of Sandwiches from 2020-09-28T17:24:42

Hello babies!
Too much has been happening lately and we've had it up to here with all the events! On today's episode, Emily has a unique fundraising strategy and Lisa reads a great goose email....

Egg War from 2020-09-14T18:45:17

Hello babies!

As if we needed more reason to not leave our homes, our portion of the continent is on fire! Anyways, listen to this podcast and just breathe less often. On today's episode, ...

Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly from 2020-08-31T07:05:07

Hello babies!

So glad to provide you with another great podcast episode to memorize and speak along with! I suggest slowing down the recording, it helps make learning all the words easier....

Giulia Tofana from 2020-08-17T20:17:39

Hello babies!
We all deal with difficulty in different ways - some people pick up hobbies to help distract. Lisa has taken up rollerskating, and Emily watched the 90s sitcom Just Shoot Me in it...

Tristan da Cunha from 2020-07-20T18:41:09

Hello babies!

It's MaxFunDrive time again! Head on over to maximumfun.org to become a member and to support your favorite babies. Check out the Endorse Horse pin! On today's episode, we di...

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars from 2020-06-23T20:13:20

Hello Babies!

Thank you for listening to the only good podcast where the listeners are referred to as babies. Where do you keep your worms? On today's episode, Emily try to figure out wher...

WWF Brawl for All from 2020-05-26T16:29:44

Hello babies!
Have you heard the news that leaked? Tuca & Bertie are back for a second season! Our babies have become unintentional fashion trendsetters, when a celeb steps out in an outfit Lis...

Grunge Speak from 2020-05-11T21:32:45

Hello babies!
Now that quarantine is all we know, we're getting better at this remote podcasting thing. We've been reading more and watching even more TV (imagine that!) and we'd love to share ...

Bridey Murphy from 2020-04-27T19:13:40

Hello babies!

Thank you for continuing to listen to our podcast even though you most likely no longer have a commute! Let us know what you're doing while listening these days. Washing your...

Nim Chimpsky from 2020-04-13T18:01:12

Hello babies! We hope you and yours are healthy and handling things as well as can reasonably be expected! If you have the space, may we suggest taking up gardening? Emily grew a potato in her back...

The Mad Pooper from 2020-03-30T07:05

Hello babies! We hope all you babies and your families are healthy out there and making the best of your quarantine time! On Chunch Chat, we find out how to socially distance, Martha Stewart style!...

Long-Time Nuclear Waste Warning Messages from 2020-03-16T09:00

Hello babies!

Please note this episode was recorded last weekend, some things have changed since then. Look at this episode as a fun short term time capsule! On this episode, we discuss ou...

Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos from 2020-02-17T17:49:37

Hello babies! We hope you had a great vertical broom day! We like live as if every day our brooms can stand on their own. On today's episode, we discuss a credit that was misattributed to Emily. Li...

Extreme Ironing from 2020-01-20T18:31:31

Hello babies! Emily forced Lisa to watch The Circle, the new reality based series on Netflix. Both Lisa and Emily have recently finished watching Sex And The City. Emily went straight from this rec...

Icelandic Christmas folklore from 2019-12-23T17:52:59

Hello babies!  Happy holidays from your two favorite rowdy altos. This season, Lisa has an encounter with some celeb xmas trees. Emily pitches a visit with the Gävle Goat. On Wiki of the Week, we r...

Tempest Prognosticator from 2019-11-25T19:06:49

Hello babies!  Happy Turkey Week! On today's episode, Lisa rants about holiday gift guides and Emily is still interested in gardening. We read the Wikipedia page for Tempest Prognosticator. In Hono...

Table Manners from 2019-11-11T17:42:56

Hello babies! Have you eaten all the good leftover Halloween candy yet? Do you save the better stuff for last, or eat it right away? On this episode, we discuss what we did on Hallow's Eve. On Wiki...

Safety Coffin from 2019-10-28T07:00

Hello babies!

We hope you are still enjoying the spooky season. On this episode, we discuss being a mean person, or how being a good person isn't really instinctual. On a very spooktacular...

Groom of the Stool from 2019-10-14T17:00:27

Hello you spooky lil' babies!

We are still working on our Haloween costumes over here, so please be patient. Nature has started decorating our houses for us. Please take note of the season...

Serge Voronoff from 2019-09-30T17:23:42

Hello babies! On today's episode, Lisa and Emily respond to an email from a listener who wanted some life advice. Emily gives more tips on how to get rebates from the city for removing your lawn! O...

Cassie Chadwick from 2019-09-16T17:37:09

Hello babies! Have Emily and Lisa influenced you to adopt a dog? Let us know! Hi, Baby Geniuses producer Rob Pera here. I just adopted a lil' doggie and you should too. Feel love in your life for o...

Curse Tablet from 2019-08-19T16:01:33

Hello babies! Congratulations on sniffing out our show. Lisa's dog Annie is practicing her nose work, and Emily just got a camera to spy on her dog Alan and devised a plan to make sure he never kno...

Trash Talk/Flyting from 2019-07-22T16:44:01

Hello babies! What permits are needed to start a backyard farm? How many bees do you need to buy? Is a rooster really necessary? This is the first episode recorded in a post "Cats" film trailer wor...

Acoustic Kitty, JD & The Straight Shot from 2019-06-24T16:00

Hello babies! On this very special episode of Baby Geniuses, we read multiple Wikipedia pages for our world famous Wiki of the Week segment. We will start by reading the Wikipedia page for "Acousti...

Roar (1981 film) from 2019-06-10T17:05:27

Hello babies!

What have you been putting off in order to get your life in order? What is one quick thing you can do to organize your living space? When was the last time you thought of the...

Lek Mating from 2019-05-28T16:36:44

Hello babies!

This is the first episode we've recorded since Tuca and Bertie dropped! We address a legitimate concern regarding the show. Lisa got a new dog - a very sweet heeler mix. I'm ...

John Titor from 2019-05-13T17:28:54

Hello babies!

We hope you're enjoying Lisa's new show Tuca & Bertie, available now on Netflix! If you're a regular Baby Geniuses listener it would be foolish for you to not be at least six...

Seedfeeder from 2019-04-29T07:00

Hello babies!

This is the last episode we will release before Lisa's new show Tuca & Bertie comes out on Netflix later this week! Hey, and when you watch it, don't tell us if you hate it! ...

Planetary Mnemonic from 2019-04-15T16:23:34

Hello Babies!

Emily got a dog! His name is Alan and looks like a grumpy old man found himself in a "The Fly" type teleporter mishap situation and was mixed with an otter and maybe also a d...

Forty Elephants from 2019-03-18T07:00

Hello babies! We hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day and stayed home and watched Emily's comedy special Ice Thickeners, now on Comedy Central! Just look it up and watch it online! Also- it's...

Learned Pig from 2019-02-18T16:27:38

Hello babies!

Happy President's Day to all you presidents out there except for the bad ones! On this episode, Emily shares her experience being sick and diving into the shows Instant Hotel...

Tama (cat) from 2019-01-21T08:00

Hello babies! How are your new years resolutions holding up? Probably incredibly well? On this very relatable episode, Emily visits a luxury gifting suite. Lisa is still enjoying being a horse owne...

George Tirebiter from 2018-12-10T17:51

Hello babies! We have some BIG NEWS for you- Lisa got a horse! Emily told some unfortunately timed jokes on James Corden. On this episode, we briefly deconstruct "Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Chris...

Bernd das Brot from 2018-11-26T16:35:03

Hello Babies! And a happy Cyber Monday to all! On today's ep, we take a deep dive into some of our most controversial listener submitted questions. We cover the gamut from questions about being a h...

List of U.S. presidential campaign slogans from 2018-11-12T19:24:51

Hello babies!

Everyone breathing alright out there? We recap some of the nice things that have happened since the recent midterm elections. Lisa purchased and wore an adult halloween costu...

Witch Bottles from 2018-10-29T07:00

Hello you spooky babies!

Hallowe'en is upon us, much akin to a cape upon Count Dracula himself! Emily and Lisa read some quesstioonnss from Twittterrrr (please read in a scary voice). On C...

J. I. Rodale from 2018-10-15T16:57:32

Hello babies! Wassup all you ragtime babies! Emily got back from the Emmys and her Getty Images purse is the talk of the town! Some bad stuff has happened in our country since our last episode and ...

Dhinga Gavar from 2018-09-17T17:37:39

Hello babies! Make sure to check out Lisa's new book Coyote Doggirl, in stores now! She's doing some in store events, so if you're in SF or NY go catch one! On this episode- did you know Emily is o...

Person from 2018-08-20T17:21:03

Hello babies!

First things first: Lisa's book "Coyote Doggirl" is in stores now! If you're in Denver or Seattle, Emily is performing there in the next week or so! In this episode, Emily fi...

Greenland Shark from 2018-07-23T11:00

Hello babies! We would like to formally apologize for pronouncing geoduck wrong all this time. On this episode, Emily and Lisa talk about a chicken lady and offer tips for buying antique rugs. In o...

Joey Skaggs from 2018-06-25T15:41:37

Hello babies!

New houses, same babies. Emily and Lisa are moving up in the world. Getting older has it's perks, like multiple rooms for pooping. On Chunch Chat, we learn that Martha has ge...

S. A. Andrée's Arctic Balloon Expedition of 1897 from 2018-06-11T17:58:02

Hello, babies! On today's episode, we address some controversies, including those surrounding Emily's Friends tweet. Lisa has a sex dream about a bird. Emily reads a libertarian children's book. On...

Twelve Tribes Communities (Yellow Deli Cult) from 2018-05-28T17:13:13

Hello, babies! When was the last time you moved to a new place? Emily and Lisa are both in the thick of it. Come hear their tales of couches on curbs and packing techniques. We read the greatest li...

Ming of Harlem from 2018-05-14T16:55:15

Hello babies!

Emily's brother just had a baby! That's a big deal! On this episode, Emily has a pointed response to a question. Lisa learns how to sell refrigerators with potato chips. On W...

Mozart and Scatology from 2018-04-30T16:44:11

Hello babies! Eat anything good lately? Lisa's dog ate her mouthguard and underwear. Emily does Zumba with two middle aged women and considers learning Spanish. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wik...

Chicken Eyeglasses from 2018-04-16T17:07:51

Hello, babies! It's tax season, so we're doing anything to distract ourselves from filing! We're digging through various 1099s to find listener submitted questions. All your questions will finally ...

Mariko Aoki Phenomenon from 2018-03-19T18:10:16

Hello babies!

Got any great travel plans? We don't! In this episode, Lisa successfully blurbs a book, Emily is still considering starting the podcast about wiping ass. On Wiki of the Week,...

Each-uisge (Water Horse) from 2018-02-19T17:00

Hello babies!

If a baby Bojack appeared on your porch, would you take care of it? Someone made an eerily realistic Bojack doll and sold it on Etsy. We'd like for whoever bought it to come ...

List of Gestures from 2018-01-29T14:00

Hello geniuses!

I mean, hello babies! Both come off kinda condescending, right? We don’t really mean to be. In this episode, Emily considers marrying Lisa’s dog. Lisa has conflicting emoti...

Catalan Mythology About Witches from 2018-01-15T18:17:42

Hello babies! 

Emily didn't get a lot of sleep last night because her neighbors fighting, so please ignore all the cold brew slurping sounds. She's hot off the heels of throwing a successf...

Woolly Rhizomes from 2017-12-18T08:00

Hello babies!

We're trying something new today- a 100% Emily and Lisa episode! Emily saw the new film I, Tonya, and tells us about it. On Chunch Chat, Fernando helps Martha Stewart hang he...

Chris Marcil / Jon Daly from 2017-11-13T08:30

Hello babies!

On today’s episode, Lisa discovers a new slime teen and one of Emily’s favorite ASMR artists returns. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Agnodice,” suppose...

John Early / Amber Nelson from 2017-10-30T07:00

Hello babies!
Hope you’re having a very spooktacular season! On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon.” We welcome John Early...

Jess Dweck / Paul Welsh from 2017-10-16T17:01:32

Hello babies!
Emily has a weird, creepy experience with some curtains. Curtains aren’t supposed to do that! Lisa gets a terrible DM on Instagram. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page...

Lindy West / Nate Fernald from 2017-09-18T16:17:27

Hello babies!

Maybe this is actually our five year anniversary show? I’m a little confused. Anyways, Emily celebrated a different anniversary recently by staying at the Disneyland hotel an...

Demi Adejuyigbe / Brad Morris from 2017-08-21T17:16:03

Hello babies! Emily is doing some shows in Texas this week! If you’re in the general vicinity of Texas make it a point to check her out and let her make you laugh! Is the brown noise real? On that ...

Zach Sherwin / Sean Keane from 2017-07-24T09:30

Hello babies! First things first: Go buy a Chunch shirt and go see Emily on tour this summer! lisahanawalt.threadless.com and emilyheller.tumblr.com respectively. On today’s episode, Lisa has a fru...

Andrew Ti / Jon Daly from 2017-07-10T17:41:15

Hello babies! Summer is in full effect! Emily overdid it at Disney’s California Adventure and threw up, which ranks as the third most interesting thing to do at Disney's California Adventure. Lisa ...

Jen D'Angelo / Erin Whitehead from 2017-06-26T07:30

Hello babies! And a special hello to all you fans of Frasier out there! There are at least three references to our favorite show. See if you can find them all, or if I missed any! THIS EPISODE CONT...

Alison Leiby / Kristen Studard from 2017-06-12T18:36:28

Hello babies! On today’s episode, Emily and Lisa answer YOUR questions! That is, if you are one of the people who asked us a question via Twitter the day we recorded this episode. If you aren’t, ma...

Megan Gailey / Dan Klein from 2017-05-29T07:00

Hello babies!   Emily has a fantasy about telling a skater off and shares a new piece of fan art inspired jewelry. Lisa is disgusted and intrigued by a stranger/new friend. On Chunch Chat, we are n...

Amy Aniobi / Allen Strickland Williams from 2017-05-15T07:00

Hello babies! Emily is on tour, if you live somewhere in the US check if she’s coming to your town soon! Maybe she’ll even autograph a zine for you? Lisa is on hiatus from work so she has taken up ...

Moshe Kasher / James Austin Johnson from 2017-04-17T07:00

Hello babies!   Lisa is back from India and is relieved to be back home in calm and empty, relatively traffic-free Los Angeles. Emily’s grandmother recently passed and she recalls some nice stories...

Jackie Kashian / Paul Welsh from 2017-03-20T07:02:37

Hello babies! It’s MaxFunDrive 2017- go to Maximumfun.org and help support the Babies and all your other favorite shows! Check out the Baby Geniuses themed gifts! I want a Baby Geniuses butt pin re...

David Gborie / Nick Vatterott from 2017-02-20T17:52:43

Today, we’re doing one of my favorite segments. We answer your questions via Twitter! Tune in to find out what Lisa considers a “gastric burden!” On Chunch Chat, we learn about Martha’s twenty new ...

Matt Braunger / Paul Danke from 2017-01-23T17:35:44

Hello babies!   Welcome to the other side of the looking glass! We’re discussing how our lives have changed post-inauguration. We’re not on social media a lot, so if you’ve tried to slide into our ...

Aparna Nancherla / Alana Johnston from 2016-12-26T08:00

Hello babies!    We hope you had a wonderful Christmas! Did you sleep well on your old twin bed at your parents’ house? Or maybe they turned your old room into some sort of multi use office situati...

Casey Ley / Craig Rowin from 2016-12-12T08:00

Hello babies!   Its almost Christmas! We got the ultimate gift this year - Lisa’s dog Indy survived cancer! There is still good in this crazy world! Turning to bad news, the final episode of Great ...

How to Fight Trump with Katt Hoban & Cynthia Sanchez from 2016-11-28T08:00

Hello babies!   This is our first episode recorded post-election. Welcome to the new world! We unpack some of our feelings regarding this hellscape. On Chunch Chat, we’re experience a Chunch news d...

Jenny Zigrino / Zach Broussard from 2016-11-14T16:12:28

Hello babies! Got your emergency go bags ready? We recorded this before the election and hope that this still brings you some joy in these uncertain times. On Chunch Chat, we’re hopefully so close ...

Kulap Vilaysack / Erin Whitehead from 2016-10-31T07:00

Hello babies! On this VERY SPOOKTACULAR episode, we tackle the important questions. What dat mouse? Listen and find out the answer! The spookiness continues as we tackle that crazy election! If you...

Nate Fernald / Brad Morris from 2016-10-17T07:00

Hello babies!   Spoiler alert: people are often using the term “spoiler alert” incorrectly! Even brands like Starbucks are getting in on the action! We look into The Great British Bakeoff’s winning...

Brigitte Muñoz-Liebowitz / Zach Sims from 2016-09-19T07:00

Hello babies!   Our babies are growing up! Our very own Lisa got papped! A paparazzo pops Lisa and Adam a peculiar question that, frankly, outs the photog as being bad at sex. Tune in to find out w...

Jessica Gao / Nicole Byer from 2016-08-22T07:00

Hello babies!   Happy fourth birthday to our show! 2012 feels like forever ago. Just think of how naive we were to worry about the threat of Mitt Romney being elected president! On this episode, Li...

Nico Santos / Betsy Sodaro from 2016-07-25T07:00

Hello babies!   More specifically, hello adults! Do you have difficulty making and keeping friendships in your advanced age? We have some tips to take your platonic relationships to the next level....

Baron Vaughn / Eric Dadourian from 2016-07-11T19:00

Hello babies!   First things first: please donate to the families of Alton Sterling and Philando Castle if you can spare it. Links provided below:    We have a lot of fun on this episode regar...

Adam Cayton-Holland / Nate Fernald from 2016-06-27T07:00

Hello babies! On this episode, we tackle the big questions. At what point is it acceptable to drag a rando on Twitter? How smug does said rando have to be before you ruin their shit publicly? On Ch...

Gonzalo Cordova / James Austin Johnson from 2016-06-13T07:00

Hello babies!   How great does food in cartoons look? What animated cuisine looks the most appetizing  to you? Lisa tries shower belly, and it’s as hard as it sounds. We talk Emily’s favorite new t...

Brittani Nichols / Kristen Studard from 2016-05-30T07:00

Hello babies! Are you ready to chase greatness? We are, no thanks to the buggy Duane “The Rock” Johnson iPhone alarm clock app! On today’s episode we give advice to a 29 year old virgin who is prob...

Craig Rowin / Jake Regal from 2016-05-16T07:00

Hello babies! You’re now tuned into our favorite podcast! This week we’re discussing our favorite theoretical fecal transplant techniques. Some are more intimate than others! Emily got to see Hamil...

Christine Nangle / Zach Sims from 2016-04-18T07:00

Hello babies! 
We dish out on who shouldn't listen to our show! They probably aren't listening to our show anyways. We're horrified by Microsoft's teenage girl chatbot that learns how to commun...

Aisling Bea / Mary Holland from 2016-03-21T07:00

Hello Babies! It's MaxFunDrive time again! Support the show at www.maximumfun.org/donate! Thank you for joining us chew lovers! First let's talk about Unreal/The Bachelor! Hear the tale of our lost...

Eleanor Davis / Sean Keane from 2016-02-22T08:00

Hello babies! So much to cover! This is gonna be an uncomfortable one folks! Strap in and strap on a peeing device! First, our dislike of Bones and other shows named after the name of the name char...

Whitmer Thomas / Kristen Studard from 2016-01-25T08:00

Hello Babies! It's so good to be back! It's a new year and we've been traveling, but you were never far from our hearts. That said, we spent most of our traveling time wondering if we've been sitti...

Mailbag Special! from 2015-12-28T08:00

Hello Babies! Join us for our very special mailbag episode. No guests, just you and us hanging out and reading your letters! Happy holidays, we'll see you in 2016!

Joselyn Hughes / Nate Fernald from 2015-12-14T08:00

Hello Babies! Happy holidays to all! Emily has already received the best gift of all: A Palin sighting! Lisa also received a great gift: positive listener feedback! One On Fun asks the important qu...

Matt Ingebretson / Jared Logan from 2015-11-30T08:00

Hello babies! On this episode, Taylor Swift fans are mad at Emily! And some of them are apparently really bad at trolling! Lisa recently gave a speech at XOXO that everyone should watch. In Chunch ...

Alison Stevenson / Dave Horwitz from 2015-11-16T08:12:15

Hello Babies! Have you all heard about Hamilton?! It's GREAT!!!!! Also, a GIF of a scary worm... but mostly just Hamilton! In this week's Wiki of the Week, writer and awesome person Alison Stevenso...

Kristen Schaal from 2015-10-19T07:40:55

Hello Babies and welcome to our very special 100th Episode! This amazing episode is jam-packed with so much great stuff! We look back over all the years and we talk about poop! A lot! We also talk ...

Claudia O'Doherty / Josh Fadem from 2015-09-28T10:00

Hello Babies! We kick it off this week with an in-depth discussion as to how we would behave if we were famous celebrity mistresses. Spoiler, it involves silly hats and cod pieces. Then, we talk ab...

Jake Fogelnest / Jake Regal from 2015-09-14T10:00

Hello Babies! On this week's episode we wonder: how did we get things done before we had podcasts to listen to? Lisa has yet another crazy bee story! Emily crowd-sourced a celebrity sighting! Is th...

Asa Taccone / Jared Logan from 2015-08-31T07:24:55

Hello Babies! Listen, we have a lot to talk about (we've been doing this a long time! We like interesting art! We've been watching Seinfeld!) but mostly CHECK OUT THAT INTERESTING BIRD BEHIND YOU! ...

Chris Thayer / Nicole Byer from 2015-08-17T09:00

Hello Babies! We don't know about you, but we are having a great day! Not only has Lisa adopted a whole new "post-massage" persona, but Bojack Horseman Season 2 is available now! Lisa has also foun...

Raphael Bob-Waksberg/Paul Danke from 2015-07-20T10:00

Hello Babies! We talk about a lot of stuff on this episode, but frankly we talk about Magic Mike XXL and we're not really sure why you would care about anything else... We're also continuing the tr...

Caitlin Gill/Zach Broussard from 2015-06-22T10:00

Hello Babies! First, we thank some awesome people then we jump right into original Obama impressions! Want to hear some of Emily's fun tour stories? How about Lisa's fun stories from the James Bear...

Hellen Jo/Zach Sims from 2015-05-25T06:13:29

Hello Babies! Welcome to our new episode, a safe place for butts! What does that mean? Don't worry, we'll man-splain it to you! Wait, what is the lady version of man-splain? We were wondering, what...

Ian Karmel/Avery Monsen from 2015-05-11T14:51:43

Hello Babies! On this week's episode we wonder what kind of stuff do you do while you listen? We talk in depth about IUDs! We've got a BEN CHUNCH UPDATE for you! Lisa and Emily discuss what jokes a...

Louis Peitzman/Jake Regal from 2015-04-27T06:58:53

Hello Babies! Thank you for joining us once again! This week, Lisa says a tearful goodbye to a dear friend. Spoiler: It's Kim Kardashian. The geniuses discuss their plans for fun in the sun this su...

Solomon Georgio/Matt McCarthy from 2015-04-13T17:53:27

Hello Babies! Thank you once again for joining us, we're so excited to see you! Join us as we discuss what kind of cult we'd like to be a part of, Lisa's appearance on NPR and the new show everyone...

Sierra Teller Ornelas/Cissy Fenwick from 2015-03-30T11:00

Hello Babies! This episode is jam-packed with some pretty heady concepts! Like what you ask? How about "butt-stamping"? That do anything for you? And yes, we do talk a lot about Scatman John in thi...

Kumail Nanjiani/Kristen Studard from 2015-03-16T07:00

Hello babies and welcome to our special MaxFun Drive episode! Join us as we discuss Emily encounter with her Scientologist chiropractor and Lisa's new iPhone game addiction (hint, it's Kardashian r...

Barbara Gray/Zach Sims from 2015-02-16T17:44:19

Hello babies! On this week's episode, Lisa and Emily kick it off by talking about being naked together at the spa! Also, Ben Chunch news! We're joined by fellow MaxFunster and hilarious comedian Ba...

Laraine Newman/ John Milhiser from 2015-01-19T08:00

Hello Babies! Oh goodness, this is a very special episode! If you have ever wanted SNL and Groundlings founding member Laraine Newman to tell you what it's like to be a cheer mom, good news! She ta...

Matt Furie/Will Hines from 2014-12-22T16:07:32

Hello babies! This week we are joined by artist and animator Matt Furie! We delve into the world of Simpsons foreign language translations and human garbage as nature! Matt talks to us about what h...

Rory Scovel/Jared Logan from 2014-11-24T14:00

Hello babies! This week's guest is the hilarious comedian and Emily's Ground Floor co-star Rory Scovel! We talk to him about mushrooms, Batman, and LA lifestyles! Then, Professor Albert Frank teach...

Robert Dean/Zach Broussard from 2014-11-10T16:08:32

Hello babies! This week, comedian Robert Dean uncovers the true story of the origins of Mister Peanut! He also recounts the day that Tony Danza cooked him sausage and peppers! Then, politician and ...

Emily Gordon/Matt McCarthy from 2014-10-27T16:03:09

Hello babies! This week, writer/producer/bad-ass Emily Gordon tells us all about the Harlem Globetrotters and praises the showmanship of GWAR. Then, Bob Dylan expert Stacy George enumerates Dylan's...

Pat Cassels/Eliza Skinner from 2014-10-13T18:54:22

Hey babies! This week's guest is College Humor writer and Taylor Swift enthusiast Pat Cassels! He tells us all about his love of the Shake It Off singer. Then, pasta expert Kelsey Barnes (aka Eliza...

Dave Thomason / Henry Zebrowski from 2014-09-29T20:55:34

Hey babies - this week's guest is comedian Dave Thomason! You can see him on this season of Adam Devine's House Party, or you can listen to him talk about his dog's separation anxiety. We also talk...

Megan Amram / John Milhiser from 2014-08-19T04:00

Bonjour mon bebes, this week's guest is author and Parks & Rec writer Megan Amram!!! She talks to us about her love of crossword puzzles and her multiple forms of synesthesia. Then, dinner par...

Kelli Karsten / Marcy Jarreau from 2014-07-30T04:00

Babies! Hello! We have a very exciting, extravaganza-themed show for you today! First, professional touring circus clown Kelli Karsten tells us what it's like to live on a train for five years...

Jon Klassen / Jake Regal from 2014-07-16T04:00

Hey babies! This week's guest is author/illustrator Jon Klassen and he's here to talk to us about coleslaw! We also discuss last meals, open mikes, tattoos, and walking out of movies. Then, De...

Sara Benincasa / Paul Danke from 2014-06-19T04:00

Hey babies! This week's guest is author / comedian / overall delight Sara Benincasa! She talks to us about Agoraphobia and baton twirling! Two fascinating and totally unrelated topics! Then: J...

Eliza Skinner / Kristen Studard from 2014-06-13T04:00

Hey babies! This week we're talking with the hilarious comedian & writer Eliza Skinner! She tells us all about the Jamestown colony and a plucky young upstart named Pocahontas! Then, Sugar Gli...

Alice Wetterlund / Matt Cordova from 2014-05-28T04:00

Hola, babies! Our guest this week is delightful comedian Alice Wetterlund from Girl Code! She teaches us how to meditate and cat whisper. Pillows and blankets in both stories for our bedding e...

Cameron Esposito / Tony Sam from 2014-05-21T04:00

Salutations, babies! This week our guest is the fantastic comedian Cameron Esposito. She talks to us about being the ringleader of a circus! Which is a thing she did, not something she's specu...

Gabe Delahaye / Dan Black from 2014-05-15T04:00

Hey babies - this week's guest is comedy writer and GOOP expert Gabe Delahaye! We talk about shark facts, meat showers, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Then, faux-fitness expert Charlie Marbles teaches u...

Jake Weisman / Jake Regal from 2014-04-30T04:00

Hello, babies! This week we have the hilarious JAKE WEISMAN talking to us all about Scientology, cats, and the intersection of Scientology and cats!! We also talk about the worst opera singer ...

Kate Berlant / Adam Conover from 2014-04-24T04:00

Live from Cabo!! This particularly loopy episode of BG was recorded on the last day of our vacation in Mexico! The hysterical & relaxed Kate Berlant talks about her days as an assistant to an ...

Beth Stelling / Kristen Studard from 2014-04-16T04:00

This week on the podcast, hilarious comedian Beth Stelling (Conan, @midnight, Chelsea Lately & more) tells us all about how to have fun in Dayton Ohio. Here's a hint: you have to defy the Goos...

Matt Forsythe / Aparna Nancherla from 2014-04-10T04:00

Hey babies! This week's guest is the fantastic artist Matt Forsythe! He talks to us about the best burger experience you can have and also his job as head character designer on Adventure Time!...

Justin Halpern / Paul Danke from 2014-03-27T04:00

This week we have a super manly, super sexy episode for you. Drugs! Sex! Cars! Bee stings! Beastings! First, TV writer / Emily's boss / twitter empresario Justin Halpern tells us some "fun fac...

Nicole Byer / Jared Logan from 2014-03-19T04:00

This week the babies are joined by hilarious comedian & Girl Code star Nicole Byer! She talks to us about drama school drama, throwing away her passport, and how disappointing she is at karaok...

Ali Koehler / Nate Fernald from 2014-03-12T04:00

This week the babies are joined by awesome drummer Ali Koehler (Upset, Vivian Girls, Best Coast) who tells us all about her time in Germany, her love of make up, and why she hates live shows (...

Minisode: Chip Eatin' Guy from 2014-02-26T05:00

Weeeee're baaaaack! In this "mini-sode" (like an appetizer for a real episode!) Lisa and Emily catch up about their new lives in LA including stories of dog poop and the Magic Castle! They are...

Rob Dubbin / Jim VanBlaricum from 2013-09-26T04:00

Today on BG: It's the final episode before the Babies go on an indefinite hiatus! Mourn for them! COLBERT REPORT writer Rob Dubbin shares some writerly tales from the recent Emmy winner. Reven...

Ted Travelstead / Nick Maritato from 2013-09-12T04:00

It's a huge day in Lisa and Emily's relationship: They finally watched DUMB & DUMBER together! Comedian and writer Ted Travelstead loves studying pick-up artists. Street magic expert Drew McCl...

Kara Klenk / Casey Jost from 2013-08-29T04:00

Emily and Lisa analyze their creative processes, and where their careers have taken them. Comedian, actor, and writer Kara Klenk reminisces working for NBC during the 2006 winter Olympics, and...

Jermaine Fowler / Emily Axford from 2013-08-15T04:00

This was recorded during the New York City heat wave, and Emily is baffled how people can look good in weather like this. Comedian Jermaine Fowler of MTV2's GUY CODE relates the struggles of t...

Mike Lawrence / Jared Logan from 2013-07-18T04:00

The Babies. Are. BACK. Emily and Lisa are so excited to be together again, and swap some stories of their new digs in LA and Manhattan, respectively. Comedian Mike Lawrence joins to talk about...

David Rees / Dan Black from 2013-06-27T04:00

Today on BG: The show is going on a two-week hiatus while Emily dances in the LA sunlight, and Lisa doesn't know how to handle it. Author and cartoonist David Rees goes on a journey with creat...

Alex Koll / Amber Nelson from 2013-06-20T04:00

Emily and Lisa pop back some cocktails to beat the heat, comedian Alex Koll describes what it means to be a balloonologist, and art education expert Kay Bill (Amber Nelson) wants to reign in h...

Sean Donnelly / Reid Faylor from 2013-06-13T04:00

Emily gets a mole removed from an interesting place, Lisa's boyfriend is getting hernia surgery, comedian Sean Donnelly professes his love for MURDER, SHE WROTE, and spooky stories expert Mr. ...

Emmy Blotnick / Henry Zebrowski from 2013-05-30T04:00

Today on BG: Emily and Lisa discuss the cathartic release of confronting strangers on the street, comedian and writer Emmy Blotnick loves all the fish in the sea, and jelly 'n' jam expert Lily...

Michelle Wolf / Ashley Brooke Roberts from 2013-05-23T04:00

Today on BG: Emily is enraptured by the history of San Francisco prostitutes, Lisa confesses to not seeing BIO-DOME, comedian Michelle Wolf shares her wisdom on exercise, and movement expert T...

Lauren Ashley Bishop / Micah Sherman from 2013-05-16T04:00

Today on BG: Lisa and Emily take on self-righteous vegans, comedian Lauren Ashley Bishop reminisces about being an ex-southern belle, and friendship expert Jesse Pallsgrove (Micah Sherman) exp...

Mark Normand / Jared Logan from 2013-04-23T04:00

Today on BG: Emily and Lisa discuss their disdain for the word tenderoni, comedian Mark Normand talks about his love of Jews and the problems associated with Propecia, and this week's expert, ...

Adam Newman / Langan Kingsley from 2013-04-18T04:00

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa discuss prostitution among animals, comedian Adam Newman talks about butts and motorcycles, and an unconventional expert by the name of Mart Whitaker (Langan Ki...

Marielle Heller / Dan Hodapp from 2013-04-10T04:00

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa talk about Emily's recent Conan appearance, Emily's sister Marielle Heller drops by to talk about adapting Diary of a Teenage Girl for stage and screen while Li...

Janine Brito / Reid Faylor from 2013-03-20T04:00

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa explore the world of female pirates, Janine Brito from Totally Biased shows her expertise in self-defense and World War II, and rhyming expert Dan the Rhymer (R...

Michael Zelenko / Jake Young from 2013-03-11T04:00

This week on BG: Emily discovers a celebrity who obviously has ASMR, journalist Michael Zelenko joins the ladies to talk about phreaking and Bit Coins, and lifestyle engineer Tim Trembles (Jak...

Max Silvestri / Griffin Newman from 2013-02-27T05:00

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa explore the ins and outs of Alf, comedian and writer Max Silvestri talks about the early days of the Internet, and expert expert Ricard Klein-Katman (Griffin Ne...

Carmen Lynch / Kelly Hudson from 2013-02-23T05:00

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily explore the different effects visiting Paris can have on one's psyche, comedian Carmen Lynch drops by to talk about her teenage job selling vacuum cleaners, and...

Bonus Episode: Kevin Avery / The Mystery WASP from 2013-02-15T05:00

On this blast from the past edition of BG: Kevin Avery of Totally Biased with W. Kumau Bell talks about his past as an R&B singer and a mysterious WASP flies into the studio to give the ladies...

Jillian Tamaki / Connor Ratliff from 2013-02-13T05:00

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily talk about a show nobody watches but them, cartoonist and illustrator Jillian Tamaki talks about web comics and the US naturalization process, and Beatles exper...

Avery Monsen / Casey Jost from 2013-01-23T05:00

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa get a new favorite artist, author and former guest Avery Monsen describes his Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, and bullying expert Bulldog (Casey Jost) threatens l...

Ethan Berlin / Anna Drezen from 2013-01-16T05:00

This week on BG: Lisa reveals a startling fact about her family history, writer Ethan Berlin talks about his extensive knowledge and personal use of Yahoo Answers, and baby expert Natalie Don-...

Live in San Francisco! from 2013-01-12T05:00

From the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco: it's the Baby Geniuses' first ever live episode! With Jorma Taccone (SNL, the Lonely Island, Girls), Alex Koll (Comedy Central), Natasha Muse, Tony Be...

Jared Logan / Nate Fernald from 2012-12-19T05:00

This week on BG: it's the Christmas episode! Jared Logan drops by to talk about holidays and Santa expert Trever Dill dispels a few myths concerning about jolly old Kris Krinkle.


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Gabe Liedman / Aparna Nancherla from 2012-12-12T05:00

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily make a plea to San Francisco celebrities in anticipation of their upcoming live show, comedian Gabe Liedman talks about his years in high fashion, and conflict ...

Michael Deforge / Paul Brant from 2012-11-27T05:00

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily talk about the mysterious Mojave Desert phone booth, cartoonist Michael Deforge comes in to display his extensive knowledge of the life and times of Prince, and...

Adam Conover / Ray Montechengo from 2012-11-21T05:00

This week on BG: comedian and (in full disclosure) Lisa's boyfriend Adam Connover joins the ladies to discuss commonly held beliefs that are in fact false and soup expert Ray Montechengo share...

Julia Wertz / Richard Pullin' from 2012-11-14T05:00

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Greg Barris / Steven Steverton from 2012-10-23T04:00

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Beth Lisick / Dr. Applebottomgene from 2012-10-17T04:00

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Avery Monsen / Brent Sullivan / Toby Ridgles from 2012-09-25T04:00

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ASMR with Nikki Glaser from 2012-08-29T04:00

This week on Baby Geniuses: Emily and LIsa welcome comedian and fellow podcaster Nikki Glaser into the studio to discuss a strange and rare yet beneficial condition Emily and Nikki share, plus...

Babies, Pageants, and Vacations from 2012-08-22T04:00

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