Podcasts by Balls Out No Flops - An Intergalactic Rugby League NRL Podcast

Episode 132.1 from 2023-09-27T07:47:20

Yeah I know. What do you want an apology? Go to hell!

Episode 131 from 2023-09-20T08:01:03

This week; Port a loo jousting, spam pigeon, maxi taxi scrum and post contact piñata

Listen til the end

Episode 130 from 2023-09-13T08:04:37

Cockeye Laura, Poet warlord and multitool penis. Also I couldn't do the story justice without doing the voice. Consider this a pre-apology.

Episode 129 from 2023-09-06T07:17

When Ray met Ricky, Morton's coach swap and Larry gets sick.

Episode 128 from 2023-08-23T07:51:38

80's rules, bbq gate and fists and pussy flying everywhere

Episode 127 from 2023-08-16T08:09:32

Face tats, farewells and finance

Episode 126 from 2023-08-09T07:42:52

This week we have Peptide Charlie, Ricky Gaddafi and whistling cocks

Episode 125 from 2023-08-02T07:56:14

Ray's ideas, contenders/pretenders and Lodge's recycling tips

Episode 124 from 2023-07-26T07:45:35

Bellamy, MK Ultra lab rats and redundant spooning

Episode 123 from 2023-07-19T07:54:38

This week we have Death valley Death Match, the 5 second rule for injured players and should Brookesy be the custody kid?

Episode 122 from 2023-07-05T06:25:10

Jed Cartwright signs in what is a coup for the Knights and Pirate themed origin

Episode 121 from 2023-06-28T07:36:07

This week Fire and Brimson, pop up stadiums, Holbrook gets the bang bus treatment and the true meaning of dead rubber

Episode 120 from 2023-06-13T23:55:50

Mid season report card, good form against bad opposition, trainer hand shandies and the dildo colosseum...

Episode 119 from 2023-06-07T07:32:12

Why Origin is a flop, the sex pests are at it again and salsa with freddy

Episode 118 from 2023-05-24T07:49:19

The boys discuss Rosa Klebb round, NRL Centrelink and hard nuts with big motors

Episode 117 from 2023-05-17T07:36:52

Today we discuss mufti round, centre of mediocrity, hunger vs comfort and Britt Pheonix

Episode 116 from 2023-05-03T07:46:49

Magic camp, chance your arm chance your cock and dick veined snickers

Episode 115 from 2023-04-26T07:50:39

Slippery when wet, The Vegas jersey and Which way Wighton

Episode 114 from 2023-04-19T03:17:16

Hip drops and hairpulls, Desi reads King Lear and Anzac Jesus

Episode 113 from 2023-04-13T03:22:08

This week there's Japanese Bo Taoshi, the Steeden Sutra and we unravel the secrets of the Jizz Bin. Remember to subscribe to get the latest episode.

Episode 112 from 2023-04-05T07:49:24

Should the NRL join NATO? Stuart and the Hadza people and the 10 best Fisting songs of all time.

Episode111 from 2023-03-29T07:17:32

Who is the Canon's Yeoman? The Sisyphus of Wests Tigers and Tectonic Gorilla sex

Episode 109B from 2023-03-22T06:43:58

This week we discuss which player is a tadpole with a Trump wig, the NRL creiche and inverse neanderthal clunge.

Episode 109 from 2023-03-08T06:45:43

This week the boys talk about Wig Round, deflated balloon uterus, Larry's new concussion protocols and would PolPot make a good NRL coach?

Episode 108 from 2023-03-01T07:06:13

The boys are back and there's gonna be cucking! We have fearless predictions, special boys, exploitation and a BONF preview of the Ringling Brothers Cuckfest that will be season 2023. Enjoy...

Episode 107 from 2022-08-09T07:59:16

Deep state secrets and fireworks ban

Episode 106 from 2022-08-02T08:18:46

Postcards from Istanbul and Moderate Monday.

Episode 104 from 2022-07-19T11:03:23

Dutch clog making with Justin Holbrook, Pork knuckle face surgery and inflatable worms.

Episode 103 from 2022-06-14T11:43:46

Japanese Baking

Episode 102 from 2022-05-31T08:26:49

This episode we discuss the week that was, origin talk and we totally revamp the NRL scoring system with the Concussion Try

Episode101 from 2022-05-24T08:50:55

Cage match Some terrible things were said ...and a lot of neck talk

The Big Hundo! YTB from 2022-05-17T08:34:25

Urinal banter, dubious vs jubious and you took too much... much too much

Episode 99 from 2022-05-11T08:50:16

Touch judges deleted, the boys update the  send-off and efficient sex guy's guide to efficient sex nuff said...

98th from 2022-05-02T08:25:38

Sex pests, arm penises, Larry's steroid hulk acid queen retirement plan...and some footy...

Episode 97f from 2022-04-26T09:08:33

Cumquats and cock puppets

Number 96 from 2022-04-19T11:48:29

Eliot Whitehead gets a visit from the JuJu man, Aidan Tolman an immortal and some player name changes.

Episode the 95th from 2022-04-12T08:39

There is much talk of cancel culture and the role of the meat tramp in the NRL

Episode 94strd from 2022-04-05T08:04:59

Man down

Episode the 93st from 2022-03-29T07:42:19

OHHhh my Jaysuuuuus, We apologise for this hot mess of an episode. Listen at your own peril. And to the Country Women's Association of NSW I was just trying to come up with a nickname.

Episode the 92th from 2022-03-22T07:03:48

This week the team explore which Russian leaders could coach NRL, the Fyshwick sasquatch and all-round dumb fuckery.

Episode the 91st from 2022-03-15T09:28:55

We're back baby! This episode we investigate The Peoples Republic sinbin, Dolphin gangbangs and Tamalolou's dunghampers

Episode the 90th from 2021-09-26T12:11:10

Episode 90th:

Tevita Pangai’s certificate of participation, a whale vs gladiator GF half-time show and the art of ‘jump hump soaking’. Plus a full wrap up of all the Prelim action!

Episode the 89th from 2021-09-20T10:31:18

Toga Toga radio, Jaydos is the future and the Des Submarine.

Episode the 88th from 2021-09-13T11:31:06

Gun to a knife fight, half time fence palings and $5 Sally.

Episode the 87th from 2021-09-06T15:27:45

NRL Shit Tank, chewed up dog toys and Mad Monday predictions.

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Episode the 86th from 2021-08-30T12:36:43

Episode 86th:

Lachlan Lewis Speaker-Gate, Gary Sweet to star in a Netflix biopic of Brad Arthur, and Lizard people.

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Episode the 85th from 2021-08-23T14:11:52

Fifita in the warehouse, Elliot Dildo Clappers and is Dezzie Captain Cook?

(Plus a H.P. Lovecraft lockdown special feature presentation)

Pull your finger out!

Episode the 84th from 2021-08-17T11:47:17

Trainer sherpa, British Colombia glory hole etiquette and Friday the 13th promo games.

Episode the 83rd from 2021-08-09T11:35:31

Will’s chamber of secrets, referees sharing hotel rooms and hot forearms.

Episode the 82nd from 2021-08-03T11:55:50

Larry hands his penis into Service NSW, the owner of the storm wants to buy the grand final and is Gutho struggling with menopause.

Episode the 81st from 2021-07-26T13:29:32

Judge Judy and the Yeah Nah defense, which player is going to bring down the NRL, headgear as a fashion accessory and Rugby League Olympics 

Episode the 80th from 2021-07-19T13:00:16

Gutherson the netball bully, the Kabul bubble and Desi's sons.

Episode the 79th from 2021-07-12T13:53:34

Royal coach rumble, flamboyant German magicians and the NRL's gypsy caravan.

Episode the 78th from 2021-07-05T12:16:45

COVID round. Apologies for the poor sound quality but De Belin was under the bed...allegedly...

Episode the 77th from 2021-06-21T11:57:01

This week we discuss a Black Friday sale on players, buy1 get 1 free. The possibility of a mid season mad Monday and Tohu Harriss's hair.

Episode the 76th from 2021-06-14T11:53:22

This week the suicide tackle revisited, HBO's new referee show and coin toss or soggy sao?

Episode the 75th from 2021-06-07T11:58:04

This week we discuss why League mums love a high shot, we skirt around the suicide tackle and we read from the prison diary of one JH and of course we pull apart Origin like a bunch of hyenas.&n...

Episode the 74th from 2021-05-31T11:41:15

This week we talk the players revolution, fist fights in international waters and excerpts from Hayne's prison diary.

Episode the 73th from 2021-05-24T11:49:09

The NRL's jihad on badgers, Morton's lecture on German Samoa, high contact eftpos and the return of Jimmy the Hand.

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Episode the 72th from 2021-05-17T11:08:16

This week we lament the thing that was Tragic Round, we discuss Japanese ear banging and turd porcupines.

Episode the 71th from 2021-05-10T11:37:41

We discuss some radical and carnivalesque ideas for the sin bin, Morton explains the concept of Defcon and we ponder which NRL personality would make the best Bond villain...

Episode the 70th from 2021-05-03T12:11:54

NRL Injury round, bring back the scrum and Morton's biggest flop yet. Congratulations Ray!

Episode 69th from 2021-04-26T11:47

We made it to 69! Ray discusses dilation, Morton puts forward his draft and Jake Trbojevic's plot to kill Hitler.

Episode the 68th from 2021-04-19T11:26:57

Ray Carney becomes the cheese, Larry Floyd flops on the Bunnies and Morton Paragon loses his post colonial shit.

Episode the 67th from 2021-04-12T14:16:31

Shame on you, NRL Centrelink and two dads trash talk

Episode the 66th from 2021-04-06T03:42:29

A deep dive into the machinations of round 4 plus what position would Jesus play and the BONF version of the NRL showbag.

Episode the 65th from 2021-03-29T13:00:31

The trouble with Henry, sick Kent and Shibasaki day drunk.

Episode the 64th from 2021-03-22T12:41:34

Extinction event scenario. Bobble head banner blues. An ode to Bunty.

Episode the 63rd from 2021-03-15T13:01:16

The boys talk about Mortan’s Swysh, ultimate tries and Cam Smith to the Roosters

Episode the 62rd Part 2 from 2021-03-09T20:25:44

Part 2...fatigue sets in...

Episode the 62rd Part 1 of 2 from 2021-03-08T19:56:05

2021 season preview with the greatest pundits of all time, Morton Paragon, Ray Carney and Larry Floyd

Episode the 61th from 2020-10-19T07:40:22

This week we give a blistering analysis of the week that was in football. We talk about the highs and lows, the new tit for tat rule and we give our LarryM awards. 

Episode the 60rd! from 2020-10-12T07:16:43

And then there were four...badump bump bump....

Episode the 59st from 2020-10-06T05:06:02

This week we eviscerate week 1 of the 2020 finals series, Ray celebrates the humble pass and we get Mad Monday advice from the Barbyr and Fynch Party Planning Committee. 

Episode the 58rd from 2020-09-28T08:37:32

Round 20 of the greatest game of all did not disappoint! The boys analyse each game with the surgical precision of a Japanese serial killer and then there's the hip drop, enjoy...

Episode the 57st from 2020-09-22T09:11:42

Vlandy's calls out the AFL and Henry Perenara is Sonny Bill Williams cousin...no shit

Episode the 56st from 2020-09-15T08:58:26

In this episode many grand ideas are explored such as; teams in the bottom 8 are no longer allowed to take the 2, Instead of the sin bin players are made to wear a suit of armour and ride the wa...

Episode the 55rd from 2020-09-08T08:55:17

Ray Carney takes on the NRL Parkour challenge, Morton Paragon talks about Underwilliams and Larry Floyd reads from the good book.

Episode the 54st from 2020-09-01T08:54:19

Ray Carney eviscerates the NRL's FaFa Finei policy, Morton Paragon dissects the top 8 like a serial killer in his attic and the fisting....my god the fisting...

Episode the 53th from 2020-08-25T08:29:30

This week the axe finally falls on Seibold, Putin teabags Morton and Jimmy the Hand finally returns after kicking some prominent Eels players out of his skip bin.

Episode the 52th from 2020-08-18T09:15:17

This week we discuss Seibold and Putin's relationship, We look at Joel Thompson's tongue and we discuss our best getting kicked up the arse stories. Enjoy!

Episode the 51st from 2020-08-11T10:14:41

This week the team delves deep into the NRL's use of off world technology, we look at what has become acceptable in hairstyles in the NRL and we put to bed the scurrilous and undignified rumours...

Episode the 50th!! from 2020-08-04T08:45:49

Our great big 50th Balls Out episode covers Morton's Council Cleanup team, Ray's Raider's travel woes and Satan loses a hoof (AKA Cameron Smith gets injured. )

Episode the 49th from 2020-07-28T09:09:51

This week Morton questions the Rich List, Ray introduces the bunker bunker and Larry puts a broom through the Bunnies.

Episode the 48th from 2020-07-21T08:50:25

The magic roundabout of coaching is in full earnest. We give each team a report card for half season and a Hitman round is discussed.

Episode the 47th from 2020-07-14T08:34:07

Ray Carney vents his outrage at the refs, video refs, players, ballboys, circus clowns and milk maids. Morton Paragon dishes the goods on the dogs and Larry Floyd is embroiled in a legal battle ...

Episode the 46th from 2020-07-07T07:38:05

Round 8 and it's a tale of two Leilua's. Bankwest gets a going over and Max Hardcore gets a job on gameday.

Episode the 45th from 2020-06-30T09:11:57

Ray Carney is absent due to a workplace mishap at the Goulburn gloryhole but is replaced by the adroit Jimmy the Hand.

Episode the 44th from 2020-06-23T09:09:11

After a couple of false starts the team rips into this week's games.

Episode the 43th from 2020-06-16T09:49:02

Fly Air Vlandy's, Do the roosters have a mortgage on the premiership and does jack Wighton get a better NBN deal bwcause he was built by Skynet?

episode the 42th from 2020-06-09T09:44:35

Mary Mary why you bugging?? Should players use Viagra to stop the opposition wanting to tackle them? And ray replaces himself at work with an NRL cardboard cutout.

Episode the 41th from 2020-06-02T09:01:56

This week's episode: There's something about Mary,  does Joe Exotic play for the Titans and was the cardboard cutout saga a storm trooper in a teacup?

Episode the 40th from 2020-05-27T10:21:57

Things were said...accusations were made... regrets were none...fooyty's back bishes...

Episode the 39th from 2020-05-20T07:39:21

'A ref! a ref! My kingdom for a ref!" The new XRL... and should players be role models?

Episode the 38th from 2020-05-13T08:28:02

The boys come out of the gates as though being chased by a zombie taxman. 

Episode the 37th from 2020-05-06T07:00

Larry Floyd and Duke Hendrix delve into the minutiae of the current competition and try to put a price on everything from a 40/20 to a missed tackle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: ...

Episode the 36th from 2020-04-29T07:00

"if you're going to do something wrong, do it big!" Larry 'Ulysses' Floyd, Duke Hendrix and Ray Carney explore the new creed for the morons of the NRL. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor...

Episode the 35th from 2020-04-21T08:00

We have unscrewed the escape hatch and made a fucking run for it. Lost along the way were Puxatawny MortonJimmy the Hand andRaging Ray Carneybut coming in strong off the bench sans headgear is the ...

Episode the 34th from 2020-03-23T22:00

Well...fuck! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Episode the 33rd from 2020-03-16T08:00

Undermanned, undermined outnumbered and outgunned...but reporting for duty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https:...

Episode the 32nd from 2020-03-10T08:00

We're back bitches. After a horrendous off season which looked like the opening credits for Apocalypse Now! Let's settle into 2020 season and get ready to kick some dicks! --- This episode is sp...

Episode the 30th 2019 Grand Final Post Mortem- WARNING Not Funny! from 2019-10-09T07:00

A dark,dark look at the biggest fuck up in sporting history. The NRL Grand Final. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ...

Episode the 29th from 2019-10-01T09:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 28th from 2019-09-24T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 27th from 2019-09-17T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 26th from 2019-09-10T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 25th from 2019-09-03T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 24th from 2019-08-27T09:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 23rd from 2019-08-20T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 22nd from 2019-08-13T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the 21st from 2019-08-06T09:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Twentieth from 2019-07-30T09:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Nineteenth from 2019-07-23T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Eighteenth from 2019-07-15T04:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Seventeenth from 2019-07-09T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Sixteenth- Scotch Egg Round from 2019-07-02T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Fifteenth from 2019-06-25T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Fourteenth from 2019-06-18T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Thirteenth from 2019-06-14T10:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

State Of the Origin Wrap Up from 2019-06-11T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Twelfth aka 'Dogshit Round' from 2019-06-04T08:00

An irreverent and oddball look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a...

Episode the Eleventh from 2019-05-28T08:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Tenth from 2019-05-22T08:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Ninth from 2019-05-14T08:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Eighth from 2019-05-08T10:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Seventh from 2019-04-30T08:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Sixth from 2019-04-23T08:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Fifth from 2019-04-15T05:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Episode the Fourth from 2019-04-09T14:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Balls Out No Flops Episode the Third from 2019-04-01T13:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Balls Out No Flops - Episode the Second - 2019 from 2019-03-25T13:00

An irreverent look at the greatest game of all Rugby League! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app...

Balls Out No Flops - Episode the First - 2019 from 2019-03-21T04:00

An alternative and insightful analysis of the greatest game of all - done by three morons. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen