Podcasts by Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast
It has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones in all combinations with a single drum track.
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Here they come the hopeless milkmen from 2008-01-02T00:00
Don't leave inside, believe they ride, the time is now, you hide, hourra. I will go through, and feel the tide, you hit me too.
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Left on the right of the central lane from 2008-01-01T00:00
Until you beg, the time is so, as you fled. Hold me now, sort of how, I won't blink.
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Slam the door please from 2007-12-31T00:00
Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
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Farms for the men from 2007-12-30T00:00
They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
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Nothing better than an oyster from 2007-12-29T00:00
You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey br...
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Snails of the Carribean from 2007-12-27T00:00
We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
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Crocodile instincts from 2007-12-26T00:00
To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
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Ginger bear butterflies from 2007-12-25T00:00
Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there...
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Fulgurant savor from 2007-12-24T00:00
The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
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Hop into the wall from 2007-12-23T00:00
The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all ...
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Hurdles and biben from 2007-12-22T00:00
Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
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None of the well known stars from 2007-12-21T00:00
Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
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Volerian headsets from 2007-12-20T00:00
Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
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Not too shabby from 2007-12-19T00:00
Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
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Abort the frosted jello punch from 2007-12-18T00:00
This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-l...
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Cortex and style from 2007-12-17T00:00
All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
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Well under the pipes from 2007-12-16T00:00
She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
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War hot tub from 2007-12-15T00:00
More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may ...
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Analphabet soup from 2007-12-14T00:00
I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
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Paper brick from 2007-12-13T00:00
Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
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The devil is a savant lemur from 2007-12-12T00:00
Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
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Jill and Lucy are friends forever from 2007-12-11T00:00
The two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple eve...
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Superbricks from 2007-12-10T00:00
No mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.
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Queried to let go from 2007-12-09T00:00
He was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.
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Happy marshmallow from 2007-12-08T00:00
Someone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?
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Ripe and raw from 2007-12-07T00:00
All the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyo...
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Don't kill the tarantulaah from 2007-12-06T00:00
Elaborate plans to circumvent the odd animal. Whatever it might be, don't fool the beast, don't kill the tarantulaah. Too late.
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Ovoid frascatti dinner from 2007-12-05T00:00
While the other guests slurped on the final deserts, the ovoid frascatti dinner associates where nowhere to be found. For sure something suspicious was taking place.
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Savant revolutions in a day from 2007-12-03T00:00
How many savant revolutions in a day can you fit in your drawer? I would not guess more than seventeen, but maybe it would be a bit less. Jeremy at the back of the class had guessed something like ...
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Gums and teeth from 2007-12-02T00:00
Yes, said the dentist before letting his last breath fade away. His dream had come true, a world full of gums and teeth, with nothing else than beautiful sunsets and nake woman to fascinate him.
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Erwinzuberlowovski from 2007-12-01T00:00
The inventor of the overlofering vienese vienerschnitzel wurst is a guy named Erwinzuberlowovski but no one cares.
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Gogo dancers and shit from 2007-11-30T00:00
All I want are gogodancers and shit. All I will is sing and jump around in pain. All they'll ever think is noting at all and sanitize.
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Lemurs are sailing from 2007-11-29T00:00
They don't walk anymore between three and four pm. Now the lemurs are sailing because it is one of these joyful activities our new lifestyle has imposed as a new means of releasing the society's in...
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The fast cars and the bus from 2007-11-28T00:00
Nothing would have escaped the wave, not even the fast cars and the bus. All but a tricycle did it right, and that was the red little tricycle the small Kenny Mitchell Jr had received for his four ...
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Bronze trespasser from 2007-11-27T00:00
First place for Jacky the gold wanderer, second place for the silver random walker, and third the courageous yet brave bronze trespasser who cheered us all with his incrdible technique of the sackb...
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Yellow raspberries from 2007-11-26T00:00
A little too early to take, they are not ripe yet. The yellow raspberries tasted however great. Very refined to the palate, not too sugary.
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Flow the tears from 2007-11-25T00:00
Yo my man, let it go. You feel bad, let flow the tears, I won't tell. Let them go, let them wash away all that's gone, let them renew your soul. Rejuvenate.
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A wip is no cream from 2007-11-24T00:00
Yeeehaaa the cowboy is going to cook for us tonight. He is the only one who makes deserts right, because a wip is no cream, you need to master its handling to get perfect results. The cowboy has go...
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Petite pain from 2007-11-23T00:00
Never ever add a e to petit when you try to write petit pain. This is french and pain is of the masculine gender, otherwise it would be petite pain, and this could me misinterpreted. We didn't ask ...
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Wang and willy from 2007-11-22T00:00
Hand in hand they went to the town. To buy some wood they did. So holly and cheerful they sang the songs, they where Wang and Willy and they where happy.
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Grumpy old cat from 2007-11-21T00:00
The school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This ...
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Jump around and tell her why from 2007-11-20T00:00
Entertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are...
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Rupertrainfolg from 2007-11-19T00:00
If you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.
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Sweets and lime from 2007-11-18T00:00
Hello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and...
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Ordinary writer from 2007-11-17T00:00
Joel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. ...
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The Svens are coming from 2007-11-16T00:00
They planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in ord...
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I wonder why and what from 2007-11-15T00:00
Not to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.
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Chaussette from 2007-11-14T00:00
Say byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.
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Freaks of the refrigerator from 2007-11-13T00:00
The cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.
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Broohaaahaaa from 2007-11-12T00:00
The wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.
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Zorro and his dog from 2007-11-10T00:00
There are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a...
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Vicking tribe picknick from 2007-11-09T00:00
The only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.
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Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa from 2007-11-07T00:00
Who could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually n...
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Swiss carbless fat from 2007-11-06T00:00
It was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.
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Quits while it sits from 2007-11-05T00:00
I really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.
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Derby for a small digger from 2007-11-04T00:00
The derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the oce...
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Join the tremor from 2007-11-02T00:00
And once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.
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Frivolous hen from 2007-11-01T00:00
A frivolous hen and an egg makes the farm a more interesting place. That's how the everyday dullness is forgotten to the best of incrdible day to day stories.
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Rockets and motorcycles from 2007-10-31T00:00
In a near future the only two interesting objects for cyborgs will be rockets and motorcycles. The first to protect them against automatic defense bots, the second to escape from them.
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Turnover gig from 2007-10-30T00:00
Every musician gets to change once in a while, this is the turnover gig where everyone gets a chance to play his piece.
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Encompassing greyhound from 2007-10-29T00:00
He is an encompassing greyhound, we don't know what that means, but that's what he is.
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Carrying some loads from 2007-10-28T00:00
The fantastic group of four they made was carrying some loads. Gladfully they had got those great suitcases we all have seen on the television. Superheroes can use some good technology too, it's no...
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Holly citrus juice from 2007-10-27T00:00
The man made it so because its in his power. The holly citrus juice is above us all, we must respect it. Respect the juice and it will respect you.
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Wurst champion from 2007-10-26T00:00
I didn't say the worst champion but wurst champion. No, I didn't express myself poorly, you just didn't listen to me well. Please don't try to make a fool out of everyone else than you, you're plai...
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Sure things are not brown from 2007-10-25T00:00
In the sure things category, one thing is for sure, and that is that sure things are not brown. Even sure brownies. They are more like brownish.
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Zilver zurfer from 2007-10-24T00:00
Pardon my accent, but I happen to be a good friend of ze zilver zurfer and he salutes you thought he could not come wiz me.
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Hop enturfer from 2007-10-23T00:00
Take this hop enturfer. In your journey through space and time it will make things much easier to bear. Take it from me.
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The road to the toad is bumpy from 2007-10-22T00:00
Very smooth ride to the dam. The road to the toad is bumpy. No one ever dared to ride through the old cypress path.
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A bomb and all that stuff from 2007-10-21T00:00
That is quite a big engine you have there. Sounds like a bomb and all that stuff around makes it even more massive looking. I wish I had one too.
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Liability jeopardy from 2007-10-20T00:00
Hell no. I will not go play liability jeopardy with this bunch of morons. Neil and Evelyne where there too and seemed to have had some hard time, all they wanted to do was leave.
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Zenetocadortegua from 2007-10-19T00:00
You are a flower lover. Then get out of your sofa, run through the door and go buy a zenetocadortegua. You will love it. And it makes a perfect gift too.
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Lucie is a first name that fits from 2007-10-18T00:00
Mildred is a nice first name but Lucie is a first name that fits much better with her small and svelte silhouette. Come on, don't be too jaleous, your name is great, you don't have to be envious.
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Xiphoid and destoid bones from 2007-10-17T00:00
If I was the lotoid bone I would be pissed off. All the attention the xiphoid and destoid bones receive is way overdone. These bones found in the paleolitical species of rhinoceratops cornulis are ...
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Olympic needles from 2007-10-16T00:00
The olympic needles have well defined mensurations. They must weight a maximum of 7 grams, a length of 4 centimeters, and a diameter of 0.4 millimiters. Anything else will disqualify the contestants.
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Juvenile hero from 2007-10-15T00:00
Yes, he is indeed young but that doesn't make him anything else than a juvenile hero nonetheless. He deserved his price.
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Master groom and company from 2007-10-14T00:00
You will be very satisfied by the services of this top rated company that is mine. Master groom and company will deliver, I guarantee it.
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Eminent responder from 2007-10-12T00:00
He is the eminent responder the Nentumburduesterland group told you about. He is fast and he will get that paint job done in less time than you'll have to say it. And when I say it, I mean it.
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Grand finale and lonely brandies from 2007-10-11T00:00
If you wanted to get me confused you could have said you where going to the grand finale and lonely brandies. I wouldn't have understood and stayed in a frustrated state of shock.
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Xerox mania from 2007-10-10T00:00
She likes to copy, over and over, she likes to duplicate and let the photocopier go loose. She has that xerox mania, and it's getting worse.
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Total vacuum cleaner broomstick from 2007-10-09T00:00
This is one of the most unbelieved advancements in the history of the human kind. This is the perfect mix between the electric appliance and the simple tool for every day cleaning. Total vacuum cle...
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Funky rhymes from 2007-10-08T00:00
Eleonor was so subtle as to honour whatever dance that shall be brought, Eleonor she had no sore, she was ready and never bore. Eleonor she was so fun, I think we'll always keep her and honor.
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Open drafts to go nowhere from 2007-10-07T00:00
I am not going. There are open drafts to go nowhere and I am not going there. Lemernd did want to, but felt I should come with him, wich I will not.
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Ample precedence from 2007-10-06T00:00
I do confirm I had enough time to manage the fire and the smoke, I did have ample precedence and didn't take it seriously enough. I agree, but I can not take the fault.
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Jump on the table Mickey from 2007-10-05T00:00
Donald is waiting, Minnie is out, Pluto is in the kitchen and you've been waiting for a long time to get drunk and do it. Jump on the table Mickey, and then trash everything in the room, you deserv...
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Lemon distribution from 2007-10-04T00:00
The detail of the retaliation will probably never be known to us, but everything started with lemon distribution. Three years ago the rebellion tried to lock the government in using their droid arm...
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Use your brains and get out from 2007-10-03T00:00
Please could you for once use your brains and get out? It's sunny outside and miss Leslie Dillo has been waiting for you to go play at the park.
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Watch the TV from 2007-10-02T00:00
Listen to the radio, read the paper, but don't you ever watch the TV. You might become dumb and then it'll be too late. Don't be a fool.
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Elderly saxophones from 2007-10-01T00:00
New isn't trendy. What the people want is free access to elderly saxophones for any occasion to party. Elderly! Saxophones! Elderly! Elderly saxophones for everyone!
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What's the matter from 2007-09-30T00:00
What could it be. Years of geological and antropological research had slowly answered most of the questions we thought would help us understand better how the Tellegethy lived. But what's the matte...
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Abort the countdown or go away from 2007-09-29T00:00
Please abort the countdown or go away. The sake of our planet is my concern, and if I don't expect you to do it, at least leave and let me or one of us do. Come on, don't shy on us like that.
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Fortissimo madam from 2007-09-28T00:00
Please sir, I would like my steak nice and tasty. Fortissimo madam? Yes, why not, I'm in that mood and I'm hungry. Oh, and make another one for Bob, fortissimo I expect. That's when Bob fainted.
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Wendy is a freak from 2007-09-27T00:00
All the Wendy's in the audience will excuse me, but the one I'm thinking of will surely recognize herself. Wendy is a freak, but I do appreciate her nonetheless. You hear me Wendy?
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Gentle crocodile from 2007-09-26T00:00
Who could ever have imagined such a gentle crocodile? He was so kind with the little kittens. But at the end he ate them anyway.
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Xophoid breakdance from 2007-09-25T00:00
Yo the new guy! said Jozzef the tattooed indian guy. Do you know the new dance? Lemmo was not impressed by the tough looks and firm voice. Yo mean the xophoid breakdance? he responded. Yeah, yo kno...
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Millions and Sarah from 2007-09-24T00:00
They had these camels they wanted to get rid of. Jim had millions and Sarah, the swap was rather easy but she never really forgave him. What should he care, he was happy now.
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Logs in a cabin from 2007-09-23T00:00
I was camping some time ago. Two to three years ago to be precise. Everything was neatly organized with all the necessary equipment and goods ready for us to camp. Logs in a cabin to have dry wood ...
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Be fun and grateful from 2007-09-22T00:00
If the man at the back offers you a grapefruit juice, don't act like a fool Be fun and grateful and cheer the company, otherwise you'll only look dumb.
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Kind of a green fandango from 2007-09-21T00:00
Blue, yellow, and green, this is kind of a red, yellow, and orange fandango. Brown, purple, and grey, this is, no, this is kind of a green fandango.
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Yes he did because he could from 2007-09-20T00:00
Did he do it because he was smart and strong? Well, yes, he did because he could, because he could he did, and because he did we are currently speaking about it.
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Humble poet from 2007-09-19T00:00
Some inexistant poet would be a humbl poet, but then if you are the one who names himself so, you might find hard to convince him of this.
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Savages in your automobile from 2007-09-18T00:00
If you think I am the cause of all the mess in your car, you are wrong. The cause is unexpected but nevertheless true, there where savages in your automobile and they are responsible for all the mi...
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Hotel Desafinado from 2007-09-17T00:00
This is a four star hotel. You will get all the confort you'd expect from a place like Hotel Desafinado, the pool, the bed, the bar, the restaurant, the luxury goods, and that exquisite sense for f...
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Burgler and staplers from 2007-09-16T00:00
I want my ham burgler and staplers for lunch. I am hungry and not willing to negociate. I want my ham burgler and staplers, I won't discuss.
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Velocity increased from 2007-09-15T00:00
Humbert would say to Jane that was how things where. She'd however not beleive it, and while the velocity increased, she would start taking things a bit more seriously and understand that what he m...
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Freaking hot cakes from 2007-09-14T00:00
Woa, these are the nasty ones, the ones I did not hope ever to mess with, never to get to know, the freaking hot cakes are so damn' hot, I'm a bit scared.
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Helmet decades from 2007-09-13T00:00
We enter the helmet decades where nobody is ever safe without his reinforced hat. For many years to come humans will have to protect themeselves from thes new deadly weapons from the sky.
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Yoddling goats from 2007-09-12T00:00
Swiss speciality indeed the yoddling goats are great fun to watch. They yoddle over and over from dusk until dawn. They keep it going and going, dancing and having fun, they are great masters of ce...
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Froggle the deep impacter from 2007-09-11T00:00
He had a name: Froggle the deep impacter. He was the toughest jet propulsed metal-oxyde reinforced jet missile. Nothing could resist his impact when at full speed. Nothing but now.
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Question of turns from 2007-09-10T00:00
Sheila is very smart. She knows it is a question of turns when it comes to employee satisfaction. This isn't the first time she's seeing that kind of a fight, and she is willing to resolve it.
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Strong powerhouse build unit from 2007-09-08T00:00
The grey one is well made, it is a strong powerhouse build unit from the seventies. They knew well how to make unbreakable stuff in those days. Now I don't say today's work is not as good, it's jus...
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People train is for you from 2007-09-07T00:00
Looking for some great occasion to travel accross the continent? People train is for you, the future is not for then, it is now with the People train.
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Lemon strings from 2007-09-06T00:00
First mix the sugar into the hot water until you get a smooth sirup. Than throw in the lemon strings. Let them cook for about five minutes and add the ginger. While you keep that mix hot, go get th...
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The fire matcher from 2007-09-05T00:00
Thank you for coming by. I am the fire matcher, what do you want? I want fire, said the little piglet. You want fire? responded the fire matcher. Yes! Yes what? Yes, please!
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Quest for fried chipmunks from 2007-09-04T00:00
Many historians debate wether or not the quest for fried chipmunks did provoke, or not, the colonisation of the western lands. Not many documents from the time have been preserved, and this matter ...
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The smurfs did vomit from 2007-09-03T00:00
It is a fact: the smurfs did vomit. But our young lecturers wouldn't have been able to cope with the crude truth.
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Ridiculous red nosed goat from 2007-09-02T00:00
Jack is a goat. He is well build, as he should be, and can handle fairly massive amounts of work on the farm. Joe is another goat, he is also known as the ridiculous red nosed goat, but his nose is...
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Fat discussions from 2007-09-01T00:00
These are the ones I thought of yesterday. I'm tired of the fat discussions with no sense. I want to be able to hear something else that will make our brain shake, and our hearts flake.
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Live the life from 2007-08-31T00:00
No advice will sound better than the one I will give you Hemley. Live the life, live it like you had no ties. Try to get as much as you can because there ain't much left now you know.
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Darker than leftovers from 2007-08-30T00:00
You can be scared of me. Yes I am not only the dark one, but I am darker, even darker than leftovers, and this is not all. I am mean, so mean. I told you, darker than leftovers.
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Julius Deadalus from 2007-08-28T00:00
The last roman emperor had that strange name. In many history books can you find it, but his real name, not the hollywood sounding one, was Julius Deadalus king of Rome, the lioncake emperor. No on...
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Natural made pie from 2007-08-27T00:00
Linda loved to eat sweets. She liked the pies a lot, I can think of this natural made pie, made of cherries and lemon, it was really so good. Mary didn't like linda, but that was it.
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Enable my hard drive from 2007-08-26T00:00
If you don't quickly enable my hard drive my system is going to crash. My computer is getting slower everyday and I am sure I will regret soon not having called you to do so before. Please don't ma...
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Five circus in town from 2007-08-25T00:00
There are five circus in town this week-end. Flavio's flying, Rosemario's House of Fierce Animals, Emilio's Happy Family, Sybellio's Space Odyssey Adventure Tent, and John's Circus for the elderly....
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Citrus flowers from 2007-08-24T00:00
When I mix my lemonade I like to add it a bit of dried crunched citrus flowers. It adds some spice to the overall taste and it is a touch of originality that makes my lemonade recognizable.
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Extra scorpion from 2007-08-23T00:00
I want an extra scorpion. I just have one and they are fun. This is a joy for me to see, the little beast's foots and fingers, and the badest of tails. They know how to play.
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The entropy is lost from 2007-08-22T00:00
These are the laws of physics. When you open the cooler's door, the entropy is lost and the food gets warm. It's so simple, it's so dumb. Entropy is about all there is to it.
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Fiddling in the rubadub from 2007-08-21T00:00
Have you ever tried this. When Shelley got bored she tried it too. The pleasure was intense, a warmth she'd find one of her bests. Fiddling in the rubadub is one of the greates things one can hope ...
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Question of relation from 2007-08-20T00:00
This was tuesday on a foggy morning. The question of relation came first to the minds of all the congressmen. They where afraid. But the day just started, and the worse was to come.
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Why did you stay from 2007-08-19T00:00
I had nothing, you didn't either. Why did you stay, I don't want to. I have no nerve, maybe you did, I wish I'd knew, but I'm a kid, and I can't stand to let it be.
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Tailing the fleas from 2007-08-18T00:00
With this new apparatus, you can be sure they have no way to get you lost. If you think about tailing the fleas, just think of me, I won't let you.
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Roller toaster from 2007-08-17T00:00
You put the bread, the toaster's red. You like it hot, like in a roller toaster. Your jam is good, the butter too, you let them drop, you eat them now, until there's none.
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Funky buttocks from 2007-08-16T00:00
Funky buttocks are better than moldy asses. This is what she thinks and I respect it. She has got some say, she had got years of experience, and I like her. She's a good play.
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The sweet groove from 2007-08-15T00:00
Oh, hoho, this is my feel, I've got some pain deep in my knees. Have you heard my love, is gone for good, the sweet groove it is, I wish I'd lie, and let me go.
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Melodies that go wha from 2007-08-14T00:00
In a world as today's, melodies that go wha have no more reason to be. Today we need rythm, we need some punch and popular sounds that can sell well. The last we need is something nice one can whis...
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The weeds are off from 2007-08-13T00:00
They could be on, but once again they have come back and died so slow. The weeds are off and off for good, until next time.
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Meat balls from 2007-08-12T00:00
Scandinavian moose meat can make awesome meat balls. The kind you have to chew not because they're hard, but because they're tasty and wild.
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First on the skate from 2007-08-11T00:00
If I'd where first I'd go away. But I was not the first on the skate, I just was last, and being ten on one single board is a bit much if you want to make some spin.
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Teenage crank from 2007-08-10T00:00
Just imagine a teenage girl. Just think your turn when you where so young. Just imagine a teenage crank, and just believe now you're too old.
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Desperate naked weed from 2007-08-09T00:00
While winter lasts, the desperate naked weed just dies. It needs some sun, but there ain't enough, and so life goes a bit too far. Let's try plancton.
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Cunundrum brigade from 2007-08-08T00:00
They are a bit lazy but nevertheless dangerous. They are the cunundrum brigade. When hope has left, when the fine words are scarce, you just call them and everything's back. So fun.
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Albeit the waves from 2007-08-06T00:00
Albeit the waves your speaker work fine. Don't you care about the tweeters, they won't let go, it is the woofer that feels a bit tight. If you do it bad, it will be too much, the waves will be so h...
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Slim as a banana from 2007-08-05T00:00
Slim as a peach, you can even be slimmer. That's why all the women say, slim as a banana, slimmer than ever, slim as a peach, you're out of reach.
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Sneaky sailor from 2007-08-03T00:00
When on the sea you want to flee, the best you get is a sneaky sailor. One that's all muscle. If you don't care, you can go alone, but beware, nothing's better than a sneaky sailor run on the ocean.
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Synthetised bubble from 2007-08-01T00:00
He would be true, he would be too. Running and sweating to let all be new. Renewed to be down, he is so lone, he has some synthetised bubble. And lives in, hard as a pin.
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Stars in the sea from 2007-07-31T00:00
There are fishes until you can't see. Into the deep, there some eyes, that look at you. There are stars in the sea, there are animals to let you be, in the deepest of seas, there are some lights.
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Rent my town from 2007-07-30T00:00
Please mister I need the money. I am young, you where too, please understand what it means. I am not selling, I just want some time to stand up. Pleas miss, rent my town.
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Thirsty mouth from 2007-07-29T00:00
Warm is the summer. Hot is the time. No water, it's hotter. And I can see your thirsty mouth. It would be cool, it would refresh, a beer, a keg, with ice to freeze. I want it be.
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Sceneries from where you are from 2007-07-28T00:00
I wish I'd be inside your head, behind your eyes I want to share, the feel and see the sceneries from where you are. I won't be mean, I will share them, I will let you know that I love them.
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Lemon curd from 2007-07-27T00:00
Make the dessert. Make it light, make it sweet, make me love it, I want to eat. With delectation I want to taste its lemon curd, nothing will ever beat it.
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These are the ones I'd like from 2007-07-26T00:00
The old lady was in the flower shop since this morning, and no one could reall figure what she wanted. She wandered between plants and flowers, but suddenly screamed: These are the ones I'd like!
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Grgr just my str from 2007-07-25T00:00
Michael, you might better know that: zdzfue strimm the blubb! And if you don't like that you might as well grgr just my str, or else.
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Super Canary from 2007-07-24T00:00
It is yellow, it is strong, it flies through the air like a speeding bullet, it is Super Canary. He will be there whenever the poor and the needy will be in trouble, to whistle them an annoying and...
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Steaming punk ska from 2007-07-23T00:00
Dancing and rolling. Rocking and stomping, this is the steaming punk ska you all believe in. Funking and shacking. Sweating and freaking. This is the dance you all wish to loose your mind on.
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Swimming pool from 2007-07-22T00:00
This beautiful house has a grand backyard and a nonetheless huge swimming pool. The kids will love it and if you plan on a barbecue next week end, everyone will be delighted. Trust me, it's a bargain.
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Nerds on fire from 2007-07-21T00:00
Linda, Olga, Ruth and Wendy where going to put some nerds on fire. These mini-skirts where so short, their legs so smooth, it was going to be easy to get the job done. All they wanted was their hom...
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Butt kicking from 2007-07-20T00:00
Butt kicking until the day ends, butt kicking you will be king, butt kicking there are no rules, we are butt kicking and nobody's rocking, we are butt kicking, better than a sting.
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My ducks are ready from 2007-07-19T00:00
Yo soldiers. Are you ready? The chinese restaurant is coming to us, we will resist. My ducks are ready, good. Let's make it a revenge and show that the best chinese food doesn't necessarily mean du...
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Grated cheese and my love life from 2007-07-18T00:00
I feel today that grated cheese and my love life don't have so much in common. And this is apart from the odor, the looks and the taste of it. My love life does not seem to melt on pasta nor pizza....
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This stinks from 2007-07-17T00:00
Hard to tell you that another was. This stinks. You where all right, it does not smell good. Smells like fish or rotten rats. This is when we all hope a good wind will blow it away.
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Sesame and entrepreneurship from 2007-07-16T00:00
You will invest into beer making. And while you're at it, look at sesame and entrepreneurship, it seems promising. Sesame can be found everywhere from burger buns to salads, the wow factor is high ...
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Steaming blotovs from 2007-07-15T00:00
What are steaming blotovs? They are the feets of pink debelbillius birds. What is special about them is their orange hooks, and the small perspiration vents that steam when the weather is cold. Blo...
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Turbo fish and chips from 2007-07-14T00:00
Monday morning, she was hungry. She was also late for work. She took a turbo fish and chips, ketchup and mayonnaise, and zoop she was behind her desk, full of energy and ready to carry on all the c...
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Snif, it is finished from 2007-07-13T00:00
Boohoo, Linda and Markus too are very sad. Snif, it is finished and we will have to wait another year to live something as good again. These winter festivals are so cool, can't wait. Maybe next sum...
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Smart crumble people from 2007-07-12T00:00
They though they could get me, but no. Ok, it was close and they are the smart crumble people, but I'm the one that resisted until now and I don't plan on letting down yet.
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Tranquility is round from 2007-07-11T00:00
Any old man can tell you. Tranquility is round. Not that they have anything against squares, but that's how things are in the space and time of old men. Young women will tell you it's straight, but...
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Pegasus is, was a horse, not from 2007-07-10T00:00
Horses run all in a grand family. He had maybe betrayed him a bit. Just a tad, but Pegasus is, was a horse, not, maybe half a man. Well nobody knows.
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Small goats from 2007-07-09T00:00
The field is good for any kind of crop. Moreover, it is good for any animal you wish to feed. Sheeps, horses, cows, lamas, even small goats can find their meat on this kind of land. It is rich, I t...
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This was a sound and entertaining movie from 2007-07-08T00:00
Every week or so she'd go to the movies. Most often did she choose a romantic comedy to let herself slip out of her dull existence, maybe just for a few minutes. But today she went and saw the 'Ele...
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My funny friend herb from 2007-07-07T00:00
This is her, oh, and my funny friend herb. He's the one who invented the herb tea all our grammas drink before bed time. Not to diuretic, not to exciting, simply the best. He's also the guy with th...
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Restaurant endeavour from 2007-07-06T00:00
Yes. We are all bar addicts. We are all ones that like to lay sitting and drinking. But sometimes a soul must eat, and there is a restaurant endeavour that we will all once realize.
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Sneaky Snaky the wild hog from 2007-07-05T00:00
Yesterday I was walking down the new avenue at central Dortmall. Midway through my small stroll, I was horrified. This was Sneaky Snaky the wild hog, hoggier than ever, running accross the parking ...
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Cherries and pine from 2007-07-04T00:00
Fruits and plants are closely related. While Humphrey would walk the dog, Hermy, the nice red haired librarian would collect cherries and pine. Like that, just in case.
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The nice camera from 2007-07-02T00:00
Hey Phil, please hand me the other cam. No, not the one with the wide angle but the one next to it. You know, the nice camera, the one with the good looking viewfinder and the new paint job.
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Canine happy from 2007-07-01T00:00
Felines share to some extent the goods when it comes to share food and social entertainment in our modern societies. But what really is canine happy is often closer to what mankind craves for, thus...
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The train stays still from 2007-06-30T00:00
The time was hard for coal workers. When they had the chance of working for a succesfull mine, they wouldn't get any part of the dough. But when the mine was empty, the trains stays still, and the ...
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Salad bar delight from 2007-06-29T00:00
Take away the eggplant, a bit too mushy, overcooked, the rest of the bar is delicious, it is a real salad bar delight. You might want to take the pancakes extra, but they're a bit greasy.
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This is no light molybdena from 2007-06-28T00:00
You though mercury was heavy. James thought so too. But wait until he has to carry an once of this baby, this is no light molybdena. It's really heavier than Elias thought.
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Letter to the editor from 2007-06-27T00:00
This is my letter to the editor. I want to say I am shocked by your magazine. The article about lava and derived mesopotamian eagles is not accurate. I wanted to be sure you knew and did everything...
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Let the french fries be from 2007-06-26T00:00
If you want to call yourself someone open and free, just let the french fries be. Then we'll talk.
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Crusty crumble from 2007-06-25T00:00
Shelly is a really nice cook. She had been studying desserts, and she could bake a mean crust. Everyone would beg her to make their papillas growl, one could just imagine her crusty crumble and dro...
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Little finger from 2007-06-24T00:00
My hands have both five fingers. Actually my feet do to. The smallest one is logically named the little finger.
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Simple solutions from 2007-06-22T00:00
To complex problems there are always simple solutions. Often you will look at the impending variables and see insolubility, but hey, you shall be optimistic and attack the core of all troubles.
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Crushed Emedest from 2007-06-21T00:00
The canary's name was Emedest. Once the big dog had crushed him, there was not much left to sing about. Poor crushed Emedest, he sang so well, and his plumage was so lively.
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Rasta far east from 2007-06-20T00:00
'I have the company you need', the pink laden salesman told Mr Gary Grind. 'If you are thinking about the rasta far east market, we have what you need', he looked convincing. The deal was on, GG li...
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Slobolouough from 2007-06-19T00:00
His name was hard to say. Once memorized however, and naturally once one understood how to pronounce it, it became rather simple. Even to yell it was simple then.
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Left hand's pinata from 2007-06-18T00:00
Party everyone. Let's go, let's all have fun. Take that stick and got get it, this left hand's pinata is ready to get hit!
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Taylor handmade broom from 2007-06-17T00:00
The company's business plan is relatively lisible. They make all kinds of brooms. Some have synthetic hair, the other's animal or vegetal (bio), and their service goes up to the taylor handmade bro...
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Retain your power from 2007-06-16T00:00
She must deliberately withold the force, she knows she can easily go through, but she must really retain her powers, then she might try to retain your power. But only then.
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Centurion overhaul from 2007-06-14T00:00
Romans where the ones that coquered everything. Without the regular centurion overhaul, they wouldn't have had that superiority on the combat field. This where far better fighters than combat womba...
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Fatless bone from 2007-06-13T00:00
I am a gourmet. I like fat. I like meat. I like to get down to the bone, and leave it a fatless bone. Nothing will be left.
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Club of Mitch from 2007-06-12T00:00
Jen has his. Willy has too. Nancy likes to think about her's as one of the best. No you might all want to clean the place, here he is, the club of Mitch will be one of these great things that will ...
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Mud sorbet from 2007-06-11T00:00
Earth, air, fire, water. Take a bit of earth, mix it with fire-warmed water and blow a constant air flux through. Once the concuction is smooth, freeze it while mixing, and you'll get the faboulous...
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Left the tub from 2007-06-10T00:00
Woops, you're a bit late. Have you been here 10 minutes ago you'd have found him. No, he's left the tub now, and I don't know where his headed to.
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Freun's stop from 2007-06-09T00:00
The least I will say about him was that he had quite some momentum. He could nevertheless brake in a record amount of time and Freun's stop was known to be one of the fastest in town. He did work h...
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Crane station from 2007-06-08T00:00
This is the new city. Things have been renamed, things have changed. Michael and Annyu had to find their way using the new subway station nomenclature and more embarassing, the old pocket plan. The...
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Turn on the mower from 2007-06-07T00:00
This spring was rather humid but had plenty of sun too. The trees grew well, and while the nights where a bit chilly, the days where unprobably sunny and warm. Turn on the mower and go get that wil...
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The northern countries from 2007-06-06T00:00
In a world full of contradictions, where the humans get inhumane, where the women are manly and the men girlysh, it is reassuring to observe the northern countries are still north and vice a versa.
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Cats are dead meat from 2007-06-05T00:00
For Bill the bullterrier, any furred animal with claws that just lives on their owner's love and admiration is just a cat. For him any cat is as useles as a fork to fight a rhinoceros. Cats are dea...
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Shaking Saturn, moving Uranus from 2007-06-04T00:00
Please don't misunderstand me. I'm a cosmonaut, it is normal and even usual for me to speak about doing things to planets. When I say 'shaking Saturn, moving Uranus' I don't mean yours.
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Self Tromso from 2007-06-02T00:00
I like norway, I traveled there. I like to go north. So when I feel like it like there, I just apply myself some Tromso. This is what I call the self Tromso. Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.
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Slimest idea of tempo from 2007-06-01T00:00
Check out the metronome. He clicks and rings with a swiss watch precision. Check what you play, it sounds bad, your notes are off and in between, not just slightly before or after these, but just w...
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Wash your hands from 2007-05-31T00:00
When ever you go to the toilets, wash your hands. This is how proper hygiene should be applied in your everyday life. Or if not, don't ever come back a shake my hand, and pet my back as if we where...
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For the fake hills from 2007-05-29T00:00
And now I propose a toast for all the fake hills we had to ride with our bicycle. They where tiring indeed, and well, now that we're far beyond them and look back, it just seems as they never where...
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Never ending wake up from 2007-05-28T00:00
'Hey Michael, don't you think it has rung long enough?' screamed Alyza. She thought this never ending wake up was never going to stop, thus never ending, and her nerves where wrecked and irritable....
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Some like the scent from 2007-05-27T00:00
What a delight it is to smell those beautiful roses growing in your garden. I really enjoy the fragrant red petals and the souvenirs they evoke. I love your garden, it is so nice. Your roses are be...
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Hundred twenty nine from 2007-05-26T00:00
A hundred and twenty seven, a hundred and twenty eight, a hundred and twenty nine, a hundred and thirty, I am getting thirsty.
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Cheese mogul from 2007-05-25T00:00
I know him. He's almost a friend, I kind of hang with him sometimes after work. I like to drink beers with him as he has definitely an awesome drunken conversation. You know, he's a cheese mogul, b...
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The purple ant is asleep from 2007-05-23T00:00
The queen of all, the ant eaters' fantastic dream of a perfect meal, the purple ant is a ferocious insect. She will devour anyone stupid enough not to arm himself with the finest cutelry. The purpl...
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Salvaging the Bruxellum from 2007-05-22T00:00
Hello. My name is Aflonsito. I am a professional salvager and have been called in order to save the day. I heard you've lost a few men salvaging the Bruxellum. I'm not only here to help, but I will...
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Sleepy Nick from 2007-05-21T00:00
They had been sailors for generations, they lived their lives accross the oceans. No one had ever seen one of the Dunloops get lost out in the sea. Even sleepy Nick, the one who'd sleep in any occa...
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Humpted zebra from 2007-05-20T00:00
The zoo is a strange place. There are many animals. Some are really funny, some are sad. Soon it will be one of the last place to find the endangered species, one of them being the humpted zebra. S...
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Drop the gun from 2007-05-19T00:00
Because I ask you, kindly, to. Drop the gun. It isn't the way to end this story. It's not a solution. I knew giving you this water gun wasn't the brightest of my late ideas, but you must listen to ...
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Un air d'autoroute from 2007-05-18T00:00
As the french say: this road looks like some wind from the freeway (or in the original language, lik un air d'autoroute). This is indeed something that jumps to the eye. Miles ahead, looks far away.
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All aboard pirates from 2007-05-17T00:00
It is a slow season. No ships to cruise, no treasure to hunt. At least the beaches where clean and the sun untamed. For pirates all around the globes this was a slow season. Wait! There seems to be...
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The sirup from hell from 2007-05-16T00:00
An once of water, a drop of the syrup from hell, sorry, I meant the sirup from hell, and your company will surely have one of the most successful beverages to tackle their tongues. Harsh and strong...
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Crabs are friends from 2007-05-15T00:00
Sun goes up, moon goes down, your hairs grow long, my eyes are rounds. Your mind may be free, I don't feel envy, I am no lord, I have no sword. Believe in them, crabs are friends.
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Candy cake from 2007-05-14T00:00
Apple pie. Strawberry fudge. Lemon tart. Candy cake. Red wine, no whines.
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Take that cheddar for granted not grated from 2007-05-13T00:00
Wendy liked her pasta a bit reinforced by the taste of some good old cheddar. There was some left inside the fridge. Old Nathan came in with just perfect timing and said: take that cheddar for gran...
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This is some sort of equipment from 2007-05-12T00:00
Take the hammer and pound. The nails are in the box below the wedge-saw. You may need some pipes and some joints that you'll find in the upper drawer near the tub. This is some sort of equipment, I...
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Let me pound from 2007-05-11T00:00
Yeah baby. Gentle and subtle, he had left the scene. Everyone's got some thoughts at once that tells them the time has come to let the funky flow. Let me pound, yeah, let me pound.
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Drunk chicken with no head from 2007-05-10T00:00
There is no link whatsoever, but it is a well known fact. The drunk chicken with no head had no head and was drunk. Not the contrary.
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Don't turn around even less without pants from 2007-05-09T00:00
This is not an old lady's tale. It is true. This is not a myth because many have tried and many have cried. Don't ever do that while in the dark Chuinghuijtutju forest, don't turn around even less ...
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Solid as rock from 2007-05-08T00:00
Stone rigid. Steel strong. Concrete force. Unlimited resistance. Meet Mentalsunstone, he is solid as rock will never be.
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Take a cookie not two from 2007-05-07T00:00
What did I tell you? Again and again you can't stop. Be strong, just don't let your inner self take over. You know it's impolite. Take a cookie, not two. I know they're good.
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Tend to be slow from 2007-05-06T00:00
Max is an abbreviation for maximum. His name was Max. The day's ending, the sun's gone down, but still he is running, and running. If you tend to be slow, just don't do it so.
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Seldom used but soo obtuse from 2007-05-05T00:00
She would have tossed away all her hopes. A long time ago, someone had thought she'd live a life happy and free. That one's to be today away, she is seldom used but so obtuse.
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Funky puppies eating marshmellows from 2007-05-04T00:00
Sam, Minty, Rodge, Bobby are cute little puppies. Once in a while they reunite. They go for a round in town. They like to jump and bark, they like to stroll and make weird faces. Sometimes they jus...
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Cut the hairs up in three from 2007-05-03T00:00
Cut them, cut the damn pilosity up, cut the hairs up in three. Or I'll do it. C'mon, don't be a fool, do it, be a man.
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Have the kids gone down the block? from 2007-05-02T00:00
Hey mom, did you check them up? I can't figure out where they've gone. Haven't you by any chance figured out if the kids are at the barber's? Or have the kids gone down the block? Naaa.
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Hundredthirtytwo plus one minus one from 2007-05-01T00:00
Today I will reach my calculator. I will check it all up. It needs to work fine, no miscalculations will be allowed because the outcome is so important. I will enter digit by digit until I get the ...
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Excite your bumper from 2007-04-30T00:00
Turn the engine on, roar the pistons, make the wheels scream, let the oil boil and the wind flow over the shield. Excite your bumper, a little not more, and make the run a successful one. You're a ...
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Several times a year is wear from 2007-04-29T00:00
He was suffocating. The hit had been stronger than one could imagine, the airbags did work well, but this was too strong for even the toughest man. He couldn't really breathe, and suddenly he strug...
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The receipe for the cake is long gone from 2007-04-28T00:00
Hmmm so good. Jenny finished her share of the dessert long ago. She did like it and wished to do the same for her next girlfriends' event. However what she doesn't know, to her future deception, is...
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I do not laugh at work, beware from 2007-04-27T00:00
Some thought fine to joke and leisurely take on their daily activities. Some even giggled, whistled in ease, sang happy little songs. You might be warned: I do not laugh at work, beware.
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Carnage at the butcher's from 2007-04-26T00:00
Horrible was the scene. Steaks and sausage fragments all over the place. A few ribs, some liver and a bit of tenderloin could be found still stuck on the wall's red surface. It was a real carnage a...
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Eleven jumps and the nice lady goes from 2007-04-25T00:00
Happy. That's how Jeff felt about his evening ride to the disco. He was feeling frivolous and bounced all over the dance floor. And to his great surprise, eleven jumps and the nice lady goes horny.
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The sausage master from 2007-04-24T00:00
In the cage you could feel the chill. The beasts are hardly manageable, and the faintest drop of sweat will just make you a perfect bait. Gladfully, Harold was the sausage master, he was the only o...
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You could fetch the butter croissant from 2007-04-23T00:00
To be polite you could fetch the butter croissant. But err on the face of all the manners you try to elaborate and your profile will loose all credibility, including the one with the croissant.
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The trees salute you from 2007-04-22T00:00
I like to run in the morning. I like to look at the sky. I wish sometimes I where a bird, that I could fly. I am all nuts. And that is when the trees salute you.
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Streets of London in bad weather from 2007-04-21T00:00
Nothing beats the beating you can get from the rain, the penetrating coldness of a thick british fog. You may like fish and chips, and all will match nicely together, you like the streets of London...
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Ole la vache est de retour from 2007-04-20T00:00
This is not an ordinary cow. She did it all, climbed the everest, the k2, had gone to space, ran the marathon, and even survived the feria. She was proud but showed it with a classy subtility. This...
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Despite the weather take a hotdog from 2007-04-19T00:00
For weeks it had rained. This was an exceptional time of the year when the elements would go through you, freeze you in a incredible humidity making you feel like if you where swimming in a cold po...
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Tunafish can make an easy pet from 2007-04-18T00:00
She had long ago decided to switch her chihuhaha (who can spell that correctly, hm) for one of those hip new tunafishes from the petgrocery on fifth avenue. Tunafish can make an easy pet, and they ...
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The tulips are growing from 2007-04-17T00:00
This is a great feeling. It has finally happened, and as everytime the sun puts its hand onto the job, thing come true. The tulips are growing, and this is really a great sight.
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Take the next elevator on the left just before you get out from 2007-04-16T00:00
You're lost. Let me help you. You know, the path you followed yesterday to get your coffee. Well, just take the next elevator on the left just before you get out. There it will be.
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Level it out with envy from 2007-04-15T00:00
Got tired of competing with your workmates. Instead of trying to be better or stronger or whatever, just level it out with envy, it'll make you feel good. Yes, it's true!
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Drilling your way through clay from 2007-04-14T00:00
At a time when all seems important is personal carreer, it is a fact that drilling your way through clay can be rewarding. It will also really impress your secretary.
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Will it tell me anything from 2007-04-13T00:00
This is a sponge. I use it to scrub my back, sometimes. It is rather soft, and once soapy makes for a rather comfy and efficient back scrubber. But will it tell me anything if I ask it gently?
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Cervelas is not a quiche but a kind of sausage from 2007-04-12T00:00
Quiche looks like a pizza with more stuff on it. Sometimes you can find pizza with sausage on, or respectively quiche with sausage on it. Don't hesitate however to be firm and state that cervelas i...
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Pride in repetitive behaviour from 2007-04-11T00:00
Never mind what others say. I could move my feet back and forth, drag my leg in always the same task, rotate my neck round and round, I will always have pride in repetitive behaviour, and that's ho...
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High heels and a baguette from 2007-04-10T00:00
French and sexy is not a goal so hard to reach for most women living in the hexagonal country. Simply wear your high heels and a baguette, and you'll just look as good as you can get. Just beware t...
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Level it up with mjama from 2007-04-09T00:00
Common man, you know you where a bit harsh on him regarding the affair. Still you should have made things clear. You should definitely level it up with mjama. But stay cool.
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Crunch the herd from 2007-04-08T00:00
To gain a substantial amount of space you have a few practical options. First, you can reduce the size of your herd. Take a few out and you'll get something lighter for your out in the prairie rund...
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Rap the carrots from 2007-04-07T00:00
In no other langage than French can new musical trends be of such an arrogance to rabbits. For example if you say rap the carrots to a French rabbit, he will show you what it means to mess around w...
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Take the third door after the elevator from 2007-04-06T00:00
I knew you wanted to go and visit Alphonso the royal oak alligator. He works at the top of the Stanley Humby liver building. Just take the third door after the elevator, there he'll be.
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Porcupine dreams of sweet pumpkin from 2007-04-05T00:00
Working on the field for an impressive twenty years, doc Smithymomokaskoviak has been able to dig deep into the porcupine's unconscious mechanism. Using his models and behavioural tools to go beyon...
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Airplanes to go where ever you want from 2007-04-04T00:00
This is really a neat feature. She was impressed. Nowhere else did she found such an attractive offer. For long had she been unsatisfied with her week end club life, but know she had learnt that in...
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Latin rabbit from 2007-04-03T00:00
Need say more. He's a latin rabbit. There is however an spelling problem. Does rabbit take one or two b's? Hmm.
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Sixteen times around town from 2007-04-02T00:00
This is a small town. But hey, sixteen times around town isn't nothing. If you calculate the total length of one, it comes to approximatively 15 kilometers, so wow, just multiply this by sixteen an...
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Drums are a plenty from 2007-04-01T00:00
In a symphonic orchestra you will rarely find anything like it. You can expect some mean grouping of violins and other stringies, but rarely a complete set of modern drums, double pedal and all. Wh...
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Road to yellow tank brigade from 2007-03-31T00:00
First on the left, 12 miles north, 100 yards on the left, follow the dotted red line, up the mountains, down on the other side for about 7.3 miles, turn after the big dead tree (there is only one),...
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Pineapple confettis and cream from 2007-03-30T00:00
True, there is no s at the end of confetti. It is already plural in italian. Ok, but this is not very important. What is is that fantastic dessert that are pineapple confettis and cream, or if you ...
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Take your tooth out of my leg from 2007-03-29T00:00
You know I don't have anything against you, I even do enjoy your sense of humor sometimes. You do have a chic sense of party, but this is too much, please take your tooth out of my leg.
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Mucho grando biggo enormusso from 2007-03-28T00:00
In most anglo-european langages, it is simple to say something is great. In Hoppoleggononoyoho dialect it is a bit longer, but this is a langage poets love. You want to tackle a poet carreer, try: ...
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Catch up yes time from 2007-03-27T00:00
Be quick to respond. This is only a limited time offer. If you send an email fast with your coordinates to the underscribed unknown non-functional address, and we get it, you will catch up yes time...
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Take a slice of pie from 2007-03-26T00:00
You're hungry, don't be shy. Take a slice of pie. It's full of meat, cheese and onion. It was freshly baked and still has the crusty feeling to it, just waiting for your teeth to bite.
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The program was too dry or hot or both from 2007-03-25T00:00
Programming takes a lot of dexterity, even from Dexter. This guy was shallow. He thought big of himself but couldn't fool his roommates. He did some programming on his time off, but the program was...
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Impossible monophonic note from 2007-03-24T00:00
Take two trumpets, one saxophone, a tuba, a few clarinets, and try this out. You will find it rather impossible to get that impossible monophonic note. Impossible.
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Snakes in the banana box from 2007-03-23T00:00
Moving from a flat to another, every once and then, to get your mind some fresh air, to clean all the angry souvenirs, to make things seem so much better, at least for a few weeks. And even thought...
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Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk from 2007-03-22T00:00
Be serious. Stop talking nonesense. Get your stuff together and do it. This is the time. Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk.
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Mojito on the rocks with lemon from 2007-03-21T00:00
Thirsty? We have what you need to satisfy you. Get down to our fantastic bar, say hello to our wonderful barmen and barmaids, and check out that radical mojito on the rocks with lemon.
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Samba libre move your babay from 2007-03-20T00:00
When you want to say something stupid, something that means nothing but sounds cool, try the following phrase: samba libre move your babay.
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Pancakes are made of flour from 2007-03-19T00:00
Today, most of us think pancakes grow on trees. No. Let's be clear about this. Pancakes are not made out of old recycled tires neither. They aren't made in hard steel, pancakes are made of flour, e...
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Ugly duck cantonese style from 2007-03-18T00:00
Fables and culinary art can mix. Yes, does anyone know about these few receipes that can make all your guests oh so happy. Let's take the ugly duckling cantonese style, or the lesser delicatessen u...
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He won her playing poker from 2007-03-17T00:00
No romantism here. He liked her, she didn't care. There where a few pretending men. They played and he won her playing poker. Simply, and she still didn't care.
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The week has been rude from 2007-03-16T00:00
Monday started rather well, with all the usual work from the week-end easily wiped off. Tuesday was as usual, with no real surprises, calm. Wednesday a bit more surprising with a few last-minute ap...
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Fantasy made of playa and islands from 2007-03-15T00:00
The smiling faces of tourists are what makes the travel agent purr with content. All they need is a bit of a dream come true, all they want is a bit of a fantasy made of playa and islands.
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Twentyfive and all the chives from 2007-03-14T00:00
Getting old is an everyday job. Today Joe is going twenty five. It is the golden age for an active businessman like him. His carreer is wide open to him and his expectation can be high. It's twenty...
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A bear with ears is a bear that hears from 2007-03-13T00:00
The little white rabbit was confident he could get along with the old Joe bear. He thougt he could go on farting his little carrot farts, the odorless ones, without bothering him. But, wrong he was...
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This is Jake walking from 2007-03-12T00:00
Dreaming that she might be coming tonight, he does have a few hopes. He already had tried a few times to get to know her better, but the occasion has never been comfortable enough. Today he felt mo...
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Terrible extra midget slug from 2007-03-11T00:00
Slugs have a strict code of conduct. According to their individual talent and caracter, they will expect to have a job position where they can express themeselves best. The terrible extra midget sl...
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The cactus was not where it should from 2007-03-10T00:00
The desert is dry, is hot. The sand followed the wind. A few birds of prey where cruising around in the search of some carcass. Everything was as usual, except for the cactus. The cactus was not wh...
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Rumble in the basement, stay home from 2007-03-09T00:00
Like when in an earthquake, the earth was vibrating. The windows didn't break but the distorted views through the glass gave some weird appearance to the usually calm neighbourhood. Outside, it was...
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This is not a snail even if it looks like from 2007-03-08T00:00
Slow, brown, with two telescopic eyes, making bubbles along its path, going forth like a snake but without all of its glory, this is not a snail even if it looks like.
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Eightyfive kilometers an hour from 2007-03-07T00:00
The whistling of the turbo was constant, the rumor coming from the exhaust pipe added the rest. What a sensation you did get with this fantastic convertible. The roar of the eight cylinders, back a...
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Bull parade and slug cruisade from 2007-03-06T00:00
As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade...
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Sour grapes nd blueberry juice from 2007-03-05T00:00
Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet....
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False tune is out from 2007-03-04T00:00
Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.
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You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond from 2007-03-03T00:00
When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are d...
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Around the world and the seas go away from 2007-03-02T00:00
They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until...
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Small lady bug but dead from 2007-03-01T00:00
Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be...
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Four wheels and a turbo from 2007-02-27T00:00
Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot ...
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Lions and a panda from 2007-02-26T00:00
Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes an...
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Sam the sesame salesman from 2007-02-25T00:00
Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.
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Oyster heaven in an aquarium from 2007-02-24T00:00
Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographic...
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A sunset and a kiss from 2007-02-23T00:00
The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all t...
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A vacuum cleaner from 2007-02-22T00:00
The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner a...
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Soap Box Sausage from 2007-02-21T00:00
No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.
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Romantism is back in trends from 2007-02-20T00:00
That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.
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Trumpets of Zunglob from 2007-02-19T00:00
Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.
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I like to hide from 2007-02-18T00:00
Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.
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My right ear scratches from 2007-02-17T00:00
Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.
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Orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit from 2007-02-16T00:00
As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some wou...
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The graveyard is full of fun from 2007-02-15T00:00
This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), ...
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Sam the big old bearded sheppard from 2007-02-14T00:00
Bee, beee said the small white and soft quadrupedes. Moo, mooo said Sam the big old bearded sheppard in a try to stay convincing. The sheeps however did not understand cow-speak well, and therefore...
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The donuts will get you from 2007-02-13T00:00
Then again he had to run over the corpse. There was fear in the air, the night was dark and there where nobody around to seek help. What could he do? To run was the only hope. Far away he could gue...
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Don't forget the lasso, it could serve from 2007-02-12T00:00
When the cows are a bit too frantic, when the blizzard is up, when the hills are golden and the grill is red, the urge for a steak is unbarable. So gals and guys, don't forget the lasso, it could s...
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Thank you all for coming from 2007-02-11T00:00
This is a special night tonight, it is a special occasion that we must share together and this is why I would like to thank you all for coming.
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This is my hat respect it from 2007-02-10T00:00
You know how it is. The sun, the rain, the wind, they all make you feel like your head is bare naked. This is why I always have one at disposal. This is my hat respect it.
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Shampoo for all from 2007-02-08T00:00
Once every few days, you feel a bit sticky and unclean. There is a specific reason: your hairs are greasy. No matter how hard you treat yourself to keeping the sebum away, you hairs have no escape....
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Short piece from 2007-02-07T00:00
It's large, it's fat, it's huge, it's enormous but it's a short piece.
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It's the static invasion from 2007-02-06T00:00
All over the place, no reason to hide because it's too late. There was an escape, but now it is too late. It's the static invasion.
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Tea time while in the moonlight from 2007-02-05T00:00
Four o clock in sweden, it's winter, it is night, it's tea time. There is no choice, this is tea time while in the moonlight.
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Just throw your butt out from 2007-02-04T00:00
It's cold out there, it's very cold, but you know it, or must I say butt you know it, you have to have enough courage, just throw your but out, or must I say just throw your butt out.
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Sleepy woman steep hill from 2007-02-03T00:00
Yo can go for a win, you can hope all your sin, you might dream or fantasize the moment, but be prepared, before sleepy woman, steep hill.
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Hi I'm here wainting for the bus from 2007-02-02T00:00
It's cold outside, it's not raining, but it's freezing. I keep my hands in my pockets, I want to feel worm. Hi, I'm here waiting for the bus.
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Zobelburger runtime error from 2007-02-01T00:00
Definitely can't understand what has happened. My computer just crashed indicating a zobelburger runtime error. I don't get it.
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Bouncing and bouncing rolling to town from 2007-01-30T00:00
She just gotten twenty five years old, she was fit, she was slim, but she definitely could maintain some plumpyness at some places, and they where bouncing and bouncing, rolling to town. She wanted...
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Rusty convertible trailer from 2007-01-29T00:00
Rollin', rollin', rollin', it was a jumpin', runnin', growlin', it was a super, fantastic swingin', a nice and cosy, a fun and rusty convertible trailer.
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While you where home I was out from 2007-01-28T00:00
It isn't very complicated to understand. You stayed home, to work, I went to get some things to eat tonight. While you where home, I was out. That's it.
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There are no rules from 2007-01-27T00:00
One, you stand up, two you jump, up, and down, three you wiggle, four you scream, five you go nuts, six you smile. Because there are no rules.
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The fun house is nothing but gern from 2007-01-26T00:00
His English speaking got better and better. As years went by, his accent was less marked, his words better carved, but when he went to the casino and got a little excited, he couldn't manage not sa...
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La la la bra la la from 2007-01-25T00:00
"La la la bra la la" she sang, "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until the sky became dark. Then it rained. But she wouldn't stop singing "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until she...
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South of the sea it is dry from 2007-01-24T00:00
Take the sun. It goes up, stays a while at top, returns down on the other side, and while there are other stars, he is the only one that really warms our atmosphere. And south of the sea it is dry.
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Manamanomamumo from 2007-01-23T00:00
He had a large beard, strong eyes, a angular mouth, and he moved his head as if he was made of steel. The locals commonly referred to him as 'the steel giant', 'muscles', or, sometimes, and maybe b...
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The road is full of rocks from 2007-01-21T00:00
Full drive is an interesting option, the ride gets much smoother in the mud, the snow, and on the sand. But the price tag is a bit steep for an option you'd seldom use if you're from the city. Well...
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Oil in boiling water from 2007-01-20T00:00
You can put it in salad sauce, you can use it to make french fries, and you can even use it to make your car runner smoother. But noone never heard of oil in boiling water, maybe except to cook pasta.
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This was a bit last minute from 2007-01-19T00:00
Everyday is another day, but the last time he had had a bit more time to get down to it. This was a bit last minute, and it could be well heard.
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Tumble dry carrot from 2007-01-18T00:00
After the avocado, the tomato, the potato, the artichoke, and the cucumber, there is the carrot. And you must tumble dry the carrot.
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Castor bouncing from 2007-01-17T00:00
One of the smartest animals around is the castor. It has a furry coat, sharp teeth, and a formidable flat tail, ready to bounce.
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The machine from 2007-01-16T00:00
While you're at it, just go down butlington street and go get one of those new, enhanced, inoxidable machines. Or better, just go get one unique one, the machine.
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Hammer the nail and go from 2007-01-15T00:00
At a time where coats are so valuable, where there is nothing else to protect you from the unknown, you better hammer the nail and go before you think of hooking it up to.
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Take me to the playa from 2007-01-14T00:00
Everytime I think about winters, I think about ski. But this time it is too hot, the sky is so blue, the water almost warm, this time I want you to take me to the playa.
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Something not so from 2007-01-13T00:00
Common knowledge says there is such a thing as this. But no, this is not something you can so easily define, this is something not so.
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Third and Fourth from 2007-01-12T00:00
Not only did he run fast but he managed to be in the best of the crew. He maybe wasn't first or second but he did make it to be not only third but also fourth, at the same time.
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Robert the palmyc from 2007-01-11T00:00
Robert was a palmyc and he new it, it it why he didn't mind to go to the emphfpagad coffee shop once in a while.
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The sun, the moon, too soon from 2007-01-10T00:00
The sun, the moon, both at the same time but a little too soon are flying through the sky. Nothing very unusual, daily business as ordinary. Just another random title.
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Hop la hop yoho from 2007-01-09T00:00
Hop la hop yoho where the last word he screamed as he jumped feet first into the raging ocean. The sun was up, the sky was blue, it was warm, and this was really the best day to go surfing.
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The funky rabbit was the king of the town from 2007-01-08T00:00
The funky rabbit decided it was time to turn the idle on and go for a ride downtown. Today was a great day and it wasn't close to being finished.
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Random agony from 2007-01-07T00:00
Yes, Jules was ready for any kind of death. He was confident anything that might happen would have not brokn his nerves and that he would die serenely. He was however not prepared for a random agon...
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This wasn't so simple from 2007-01-06T00:00
Get down with it. If you have a grievance regarding the coup from yesterday, tell me. I'm all ears, this wasn't so simple and you know it. We could have lost them if we hadn't been as prepared. Com...
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Rio und dist ya gern from 2007-01-05T00:00
What do you want to drink? A beer? They make great cocktails in this joint, sex on the beach? Martini? Something else? Heard their speciality was the Rio Und Dist. Ya, gern.
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Slow static from 2007-01-04T00:00
Tttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss iiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssssllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwww sssssssssstttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt...
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Horse and a radish from 2007-01-03T00:00
I will exchange my boombox with your horse and a radish. I guess that will feed him for the rest of the day and I don't have time to go get groceries before the day ends.
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Botty grump from 2007-01-02T00:00
This figure can impress anyone withtout enough knowledge of tape-dispenser uebersurfing, but the 'botty grump' is indeed very technical and needs many years of practice for perfect realization.
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