Podcasts by Bat Minute
Bat Minute is a podcast that originally investigated Tim Burton's 1989 movie 'Batman' one minute at a time, three days a week... and has now moved on to the rest of the movies in the franchise!
Your intrepid hosts on this journey are Jon Parker and Niall McGowan!
Episodes release on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays during the season.
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Bat Minute on Zombie Island (with Rob O'Connor) from 2023-10-28T05:00
Muahahaha - the Bat Minute team are here to bring you chills and thrills this spoopy season as they discover if the supernatural is real or not once and for all!
Join our duo as they vent...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 77: There's Still More Space Dust on Here from 2023-10-13T05:00
And now the end is... well, not even near... it's HERE!
Join our dynamic duo for one last dive into Mask of the Phantasm as they round out the credits and lay plans for further podcast wo...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 76: What's Bad for the Bruce is Good for the Bat from 2023-10-11T05:00
Coming to you (not) in glorious Dolby Stereo, it's the penultimate episode of the season!
Join our dynamic duo as they dig into and discuss the various departments of the digital, the aud...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 75: Captain Planet Has Gone Woke (with Alyson Grimm) from 2023-10-09T05:00
We’re back as these Korean kings and queens scroll across our screens. Legends, one and all. Oh and a big shout-out to that Xerox, for real.
Anybody for Tekken?
The next episode fo...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 74: 'Cause I've Got One Hand in My Pocket and the Other is Sprayin' Shark Repellent (with Alyson Grimm) from 2023-10-06T07:51:32
We’re back as the credits roll, baby. The best time of the year, right? You all look forward to this, it's the highlight!
From Hamill to Riba, from Ronaldo to Butz, this episode touches o...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 73 (Part Two): Faster Than a Speeding Finger (with Dan Riba) from 2023-10-04T05:00
As well as discussing the final shots of the film itself the text then continues to scroll on by, giving our investigative team some meat (and names) to sink their teeth into. There may also be ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 73 (Part One): The Batman Who Bleeds (with Dan Riba) from 2023-10-02T05:00
Batman stares into the night sky, gazing upon the Bat Signal once more, ready to renew his vow. He fires his grappling hook and swings from the rooftop, towards our screen… and the credits roll!...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 72: Bat Symbol of Sadness (with Gally Articola) from 2023-09-28T23:37:01
Bruce cradles the locket in his hands, still clinging on to a love lost... or is he taking one last look before plunging himself further into the dark depths of The Bat?
Meanwhile, on the...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 71: PD-aniacs (with Phil Dragash) from 2023-09-27T05:00
Bruce sits feeling defeated. He won the battle, but did he win the war? No. The answer is no.
Alfred shows us with his healing balms and... uhh... massage oils? Regardless, his true missi...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 70: Joker's Trying to Make it Look Fake! (with Phil Dragash) from 2023-09-25T05:00
The Joker’s scheme EXPLODES onto the screen. The bomb has dropped and the guy is practically laughing himself to death. HE HAS WON! FINALLY! Or so he thinks...
Andrea whisks the prankster...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 69: EVIL DIES TONIGHT! (with Brittany Howarth) from 2023-09-22T05:00
Even The Joker, of all people, has been shaken by this INSANE crash - for once he’s stuck without a punchline!
Andrea pops back onto the scene, seemingly refilled with vigour. She doesn't...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 68: So That is the Path!!! (with Brittany Howarth) from 2023-09-20T05:00
The Joker ROCKETS through the skies with Batman in hot pursuit. The pair end up spinning and hurtling toward the ground below! Uh oh! If only Bats knew when to quit, huh?
Crash, bang, wal...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 67: Not Everyone Can Be 'William Shatner's TekWar' (with Jack Harvey) from 2023-09-18T05:00
Today, these annoying little planes act like an absolute nuisance. It’s just not on! Our hero knows just want to do, however... and might makes right! BAT SMASH!
Joker reveals all - this ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 66: Dudes Being Guys, Guys Being Dudes (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2023-09-15T05:00
Joker goes all Hot Fuzz on The Bat today as he decides to use the Model Village (city) itself as a weapon of war! Our hero comes back with some sick moves of his own however - SUPERKICK PARTAAAA...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 65: Big Theatre Kid Energy (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2023-09-13T05:00
Full magic trick in effect - a poof of smoke and Andrea is GONE. I guess Bruce now knows how it feels to be on the receiving end of this.
Joker calls out to him from the shadows and just ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 64: F.Lee Ingman (with Brittany Simon) from 2023-09-11T05:00
Batman basically just throws his damn bike into the giant fan. Nice one. Good plan.
We mock but it does get the job done, so who's really the fool here, eh?
The Joker runs for it b...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 63: The Many Erotic Adventures of Hamill (with Katharine Coldiron) from 2023-09-08T05:00
The wind is raging courtesy of Andrea’s biggest fan. If only we all had that problem! I think we need a pick-me-up...
Wait… BATMAN TO THE RESCUE! Via motorbike! Will he make it to Andrea ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 62: Hot Foot Teddy (with Gaz Flint) from 2023-09-05T23:01:02
The Joker climbs to his feet after that terrible blow to the groin. Stay strong, king.
Leaping to his defence is none other than his trusty Hazel. Such a devoted RoboWife! WITH ADDED BALO...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 61: Corvette Stunner (with Lauren Ashley Carter) from 2023-09-04T05:00
The Joker has to halt his... uhh... "love party" due to the arrival of… THE PHANTASM! GASP!
Say the line, Phantasm - “YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH AWAITS”. YAY!
Joker does something a bit r...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 60: Jokey Tightlips (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2023-09-01T05:00
Andrea goes all swirly-whirly and we journey through time AGAIN. We're all gonna get travel sick at this rate.
In the past we see her approaching her home, shopping in hand. Comical bague...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 59: Granny Joker (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2023-08-30T05:00
Batman stares at Andrea’s locket. The two of them, so in love. Could she possibly be the villain? Nah, no chance!
Suddenly, a phone call. Who's on the line? IT'S THE JOKER, BABY! That'll ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 58: A Heart to Heart with Hart (with Chris O'Connor) from 2023-08-28T11:10:27
Arthur finishes his explanation for how he’s ended up going down the rabbit hole. It's a bit of a soft excuse though, dude... I'm not buying your innocence here. Oh, you needed some money for th...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 57: Harchibald Bochner (with Lizzy Garcia) from 2023-08-25T05:00
TRY TO STAY CALM! Easier said than done, doc. The guy is laughing his guts up over here!
The staff leave Arthur in peace and let the sedative do its thing… but within seconds there’s a v...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 56: Insane Clown Girl Posse (with Allison Closs) from 2023-08-23T05:00
The Joker has Arthur bent over… NO, NOT THAT WAY! Get your minds out of the gutter.
The devilish one may let out something of a laugh here but he doesn't find this situation funny one bi...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 55: The Kids LOVE Orson Welles (with Phillip Mottaz) from 2023-08-21T05:00
The Joker muses on who could be doing all of this - surely it’s somebody who wouldn’t mind seeing their old pals out of the way… and presumably these two next! Or maybe it's ol' Arturo himself w...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 54: Always Thinking About His Dickens (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2023-08-18T05:00
We’re back as Arthur immediately panics upon seeing the one, the only, THE JOKER! Flee, little man, flee for your life - hahahahaha! How about a photo op first though, eh? In fact, why don't we ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 53: The Tall Man Who Laughs (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2023-08-16T05:00
Bruce just admits it - yes, he does love Andrea. He flirts with the idea of maybe, MAYBE, being together once all of this is said and done. Maybe the two of them could be like his parents after ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 52: Little Red Corvette (with Shinjini Sur) from 2023-08-14T05:00
Bruce and Andrea have done the nasty and are now surely feeling incredibly awkward?
NOT AT ALL! They're glowing. Beaming. Isn't this all so lovely? Everything has worked out for the...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 51: Knight Sleeper (with Alex Thompson and Dave Pallas) from 2023-08-11T05:00
Andrea reveals how foolish her father was. He made enough money to pay them back, so it was all sorted... right? WRONG! At this point it's about more than the money to these people.
What'...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 50: Carl Beaumont's Bathroom Buddy (with Alex Thompson and Dave Pallas) from 2023-08-09T05:00
Andrea received the ol’ finger guns. BANG BANG! How's daddy? Ready to run, that's the plan anyway... and Andrea better be ready to join in too or it could be curtains for her and not just pops.<...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 49: The Naked Karate Kid (with Blake Reilly) from 2023-08-07T20:51:47
This meeting... oh boy. It's not a friendly one, not by a long shot. In fact, it seems like Carl is just going to get straight up gunned down right here, right now! Hey, Bronski, get your hands ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 48: Seasons Wheezings (with Luke Mears) from 2023-08-04T05:00
Batman jumps into the getaway car! Andrea to the rescue! The police are left in the dust. Suckers.
Bullock is livid and incredibly sweaty. So sweaty. Drippin’. I feel you, dude - that was...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 47: The Plumber's Nightmare (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2023-08-02T04:00
Batman tries his best but that helicopter proves that there's no escape from the po-po. Or is there? Bats has a plan - a rather woody plan indeed. The police are in disarray!
A certain s...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 46: You Made Me Bleed My Own Blood (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2023-07-31T09:49:46
"Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're going downtown, gonna beat up Bats
Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer
It's an easy shift, n...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 45: The Chadman (with Klingon Vanna White) from 2023-07-28T05:00
Batman is about to be placed under arrest! He didn’t do it copper, I swear!
They’ve also gone and started cracking open The Batwing. That was fast! No chill on these guys - get to work ri...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 44: Queueing for His Bat-Giro (with with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2023-07-26T05:00
The Phantasm gazes back at the Joker’s latest gag - blowing up Valestra’s place! What a prankster he is, such a cheeky scamp!
While the spirit-like wannabe killer flees the scene th...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 43: Old Person It Does Not To Offend Me, I Do Not Know Your Address (with with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2023-07-24T05:00
A puff of smoke and the Phantasm is on the move, ready to clear out Valestra's abode.
What's this? He's relaxing in a chair, just ready for the taking? Too late, fool - The Joker strikes....
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 42: ChernaBat (with Alexia Thirumalai) from 2023-07-21T05:00
Andrea justifies her father meeting these LEGITIMATE business men as that’s his job! Duh! That's, like, his whole deal - business!
The Bat won't have it - he needs info and he needs it no...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 41: I Am the Drama (with Alexia Thirumalai) from 2023-07-19T05:00
While The Joker reassures his good pal that there's nothing to fear, an ominous RoboWife chops... chops... chops away. The blade is coming, Sal Valestra... but there's always time for one nice, ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 40: The Abe V Club (with Alex Robinson) from 2023-07-17T05:00
The Joker shoves Valestra down into his chair. Not out of anger, oh no… he just wants to know what’s on his mind! Of course...
Sal reveals why he’s here - it’s all about The Bat. First he...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 39: Conclusion from 2023-07-14T05:02
Jon is reporting from lands afar once more with their own takes on the minute at hand! It's all Joker all the time today, Bat Mites!
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 39: Playing Grand Theft Auto V with Reality (with Vera Drew) from 2023-07-14T05:00
Sally boy is ready for the ride of his life! No time to coast - let's roll!
He may be nearly dead after this journey, but the trip to The Joker's abode has somehow been made in one piece....
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 38: Conclusion from 2023-07-12T05:05
Jon provides their Final Thought's on Minute 38 like some kind of modern day Jerry Springer... minus the fighting. And the bigotry. And the classism. And the fakery. Okay so not that much like t...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 38: So it is, The Age of Dogs (with Vera Drew) from 2023-07-12T05:00
Sal wanders the remnants of a hopeful world, taking in all of the misery and depression that has taken the place of a joyous future ideal. Lovely isn't it?
Machine gun fire! Is it a trap?...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 38: Introduction from 2023-07-12T04:55
A quick introductory message from our Jon...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 37: The Eyes Have It (with Brady Crane) from 2023-07-10T05:00
Bruce finishes dressing himself. He's a big boy now!
This moment is treated with the utmost of respect, however. After all, it's the grand entrance of The Bat himself!
We also head...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 36: It's Recess Everywhere But in His Heart (with Molly Bailen and Sean German) from 2023-07-07T05:00
Bruce returns from Beneath the Planet of the Apes and swiftly spies a suspicious Alfred. He's holding something. Something precious. Andrea... has returned the ring. The engagement is off and sh...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 35 Outtake - Don't You Flap On Me from 2023-07-06T20:04:58
Come, stay in my loft.
BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 35 Outtake - China Beach is Out of Bounds from 2023-07-06T19:57:40
Reflections
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 35: THE GUMPTION! (with Molly Bailen and Sean German) from 2023-07-05T05:00
Swarmed! By bats! It turns out this wasn't them celebrating the wonderful engagement, oh no... apparently it's foreboding or something! WHO KNEW? Anyway, we’ll have no bat talk on THIS show!
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 34: Do You Consent To Getting Nuts (with Molly Bailen and Sean German) from 2023-07-03T05:00
Bruce and Andrea are enjoying a lovely, relaxing, romantic holiday... at Bruce's place. Oh yeah. I forget that the man lives on such a giant estate. It's practically a holiday every time he move...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 33 Outtake - No One's Hot Like Gaston from 2023-07-01T05:00
You are the wildest, most beautiful thing I've ever seen. No one deserves you, but at least I know our children will be beautiful.
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 33: It is Inaccurate (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2023-06-30T05:00
Bruce now sees that Buzz, Chuckie AND Sal are in on these fronts together. The Bat is planning to pay the gangster a little visit to get to the bottom of all of this... and then head to Andrea's...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 32: An Asthma Girl in a COVID World (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2023-06-28T05:00
Sal is angry - why is The Bat doing this? Why is he killing off gangsters? He’s never done it before. It's almost like... IT'S NOT HIM AT ALL! SHOCK! GASP! Anyway, Sal is too old for this ****.<...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 31 Outtake - Get Wrecked from 2023-06-27T07:00
A one house celebration?
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 31: Hey, There, Blimpy Boy, Flying Through the Sky So Fancy-Free (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2023-06-26T05:00
Our Bruce is gently weeping. Graveside, wet from both tears and rain. Sopping one could say. BUT CRY NO LONGER! Andrea is here, sent by the ghosts of your dead parents to keep you happy. You'd b...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 30 Outtake - Gateway Horrors from 2023-06-24T06:00
Something creepy this way comes...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 30: GET IN THE TIGHTS, KID! (with Chelsea Stardust) from 2023-06-23T05:00
Bruce rejects the phone call from Andrea. He's choosing his path in life, right here, right now... it's Batman all the way.
We should all feel for Alfred. He’s standing there with Andrea ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 29: Bat Ghost Coast to Coast (with Chelsea Stardust) from 2023-06-21T05:00
Bruce has been badly beaten and the box is about to be nabbed! He held his own pretty well though, bravo, bravo. The sweater is ripped though - disgraceful.
After this chaos our boy heads...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 28 Outtake - Motorbikes in the Hausu from 2023-06-20T06:00
TETSUO!
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 28: Hulk Smash... If You Live, Shoot! (with Jack Stovold) from 2023-06-19T05:00
We’re back as Bruce tackles the motorcycle gang… but not the one from our other show. No, don't get confused here, listeners.
Holy crap - he literally just throws this guy over the bridge...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 27: Paging Angus Scrimm (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2023-06-16T05:00
Valestra lights up a fatty. A STOLEN FATTY! That's just not on. Down with this sort of thing.
Andrea and Bruce take their business outside - they know when they're not wanted. I mean, Bru...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 26: A Satanic, Undead John Waters (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2023-06-14T05:00
Arthur does this little awkward cough. Feeling like a... fourth wheel, dude? Oh well, he's outta here anyway. Beat it, creep! I suppose I should be calling him a "Young Turk", however.
"A...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 25: Nice To Meet You, Dollar Sign (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2023-06-12T05:00
Andrea finishes her thought about the future - is Bruce talking about anybody’s in particular or just the generic store brand? Regardless, she isn't expecting to get any concrete plans out of th...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 24: Damn it, Jim, I'm a Bat, Not a Fish! (with Scott Carelli) from 2023-06-09T05:00
Don your wig and head into the Knoxville World’s Fair today, Bat Mites. Well, it's close enough at least.
Bruce and Andrea hitch a ride through the future of Gotham and get to see C-3PO C...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 23: Plutonium Peanut Butter with Comet Sprinkles (with Alex Gradet) from 2023-06-07T05:00
Batman turns into King Perv as he spies on his lady love... via binoculars. From behind the grotesques. How sexy.
As Andrea and the slime ball have their dinner date we then go all wavy-w...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 22: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (with Alex Gradet) from 2023-06-05T05:00
Batman foolishly gives the game away about his real identity, brooding over his parents grave WHILE IN COSTUME. Smart plan there dude. Real clever...
Andrea, who seemingly lives at the gr...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 21: Let's Not Be Too Hastings (with Neil Rickatson) from 2023-06-02T05:00
Gordon INSISTS that The Batman does not kill, so he can’t have bumped Bronski off! Can he really be so sure? Best sweep the desk of papers to drive the point home regardless!
Jim doesn’t ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 20: Rise of the Tea Punks (with Neil Rickatson) from 2023-05-31T05:00
The goons find what’s left of Big Bad Bronski. Oh man, that can't be pretty... think 'mashed potatoes'. In the distance these guys spy The Phantasm… though they think that it’s DA BAT! Mistaken ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 19: Bronski Gets Beat (with Jeremie Duval) from 2023-05-29T19:40:16
Bronski’s Bozos leap into action to save their screaming superior. While fleeing the Phantasm, Bronski falls victim to one of the classic blunders - he falls down a recently opened up grave. We'...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 18: Bronski the Vampire Slayer (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2023-05-26T05:00
“Get away from me you freak”. Has that ever worked? Has the bad guy gone “oh, okay, sure thing, my apologies”? Either way. Bronski Beat is giving it a shot!
Wielding a pickaxe, Buzz decid...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 17 Outtake - A Peace of the Moon from 2023-05-25T21:33:57
"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it".
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 17: Respect to Skeletons (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2023-05-24T05:00
The mysterious one exits the car and crushes tobacco underfoot. No respect at all. What a waste too, especially for this Smalltown Boy.
Bronski (Beat) is here to pay respects to the falle...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 16 Outtake - Wednesday's Epilogue from 2023-05-23T20:14:33
Full of woe...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 16: She's Got William Shatner Eyes (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2023-05-22T05:00
Andrea finishes owning Bruce by revealing her defence class for girls training. Now, to sensible, enlightened, people this is nothing to be ashamed of... but Bruce ain't quite right. Celebrate w...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 15: Your Angel of Love Awaits (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2023-05-19T05:00
The cops arrest the last crook standing as Bruce skulks away to safety once more. Job done. His plan is working. Maybe not the whole becoming a Bat part, but certainly the stopping crime element...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 14: Yes, Father, I Will Become a Hammer (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2023-05-17T05:00
The police have been flip-flip-flipped! Bruce is the only one who can stop this guy from stealing… something. Whatever it is! YOU GO, BRUCIE! Don't forget your hammer.
The cops arrive on ...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 13: Grappling Hooks For All! (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2023-05-15T05:00
Bruce's pursuit is hot and heavy as this remaining crook chaotically careens away! The cops might even think that HE is the criminal - careful now!
That possibility is put to bed as the n...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 12: Give Us All Your Telly! (with Austin Prior and Rob O'Connor) from 2023-05-12T05:00
Bruce yanks that makeshift mask into place and he's finally ready to rock and roll. The Batman is here! Kind of...
Time to blow this pop stand!
The baddies don't take any of this t...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 11 Outtake - The Darker Shade of the Red Carpet from 2023-05-10T21:32:55
Tell me about Mel Gibson's...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 11: Spider-Bruce (with Austin Prior and Rob O'Connor) from 2023-05-10T05:00
Smug little **** Bruce Wayne approaches Andrea as she’s getting ready to leave the graveyard. She knows who Brucie boy is but that don't impress her much!
Deciding to move on with his oth...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 10: Come Out Ye Bat and Tans (with Austin Prior and Rob O'Connor) from 2023-05-08T05:00
Bruce decides to leave before he looks any more stupid. Good call.
Meanwhile, Andrea continues to talk to her dead mother and is like OMG, THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNE. HE IS LIKE SO TOTALLY AWES...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 9: The Sulkatorium (with Johnie Powers and Travis Bow) from 2023-05-05T05:00
Bruce “hmmphs” at our dear Councilman and he walks away. He’s had enough of this nonsense. Phew - free at last.
Still, Master Wayne hasn't retreated to have some fun... oh no... instead h...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 8 Outtake - In Honour of Alfred from 2023-05-04T20:05:15
Pennyworth Pride.
BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 8 Outtake - Ghost Bros from 2023-05-04T19:49:14
There are things in this world that we will never fully understand. We want answers. We have worked hard to build our credibility, our reputation. Working alongside the most renowned professiona...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 8: The Ghoster with the Most-er (with Johnie Powers and Travis Bow) from 2023-05-03T05:00
We discover that Bruce is terrified of "MARRIAGE". Who'd have guessed?!?! This bizarre robot lady then says what about the I word - "INGAGEMENT". Good god…
Mr Wayne seems to have upset an...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 7: O'Leary's Folly (with Johnie Powers and Travis Bow) from 2023-05-01T05:00
On board a plane flight we see a mystery lady. She informs Reeves that she will be landing any minute. WHO COULD IT BE?!?!? I'm calling 'Carmen Sandiego'.
Arthur is being something of a h...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 6: Batman's a Scientist (with Claire York) from 2023-04-28T05:00
Arthur attacks! The councilman criticises! Reeves... let's stop this now before it gets silly.
Gordon is here to defend the good name of The Bat but it seems to be falling of deaf ears. W...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 5 Outtake - Chucky Doll from 2023-04-27T20:36:46
Your new best Buddi? NAH!
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 5: Ghost or Toast? (with Claire York) from 2023-04-26T05:00
A fool of a Phantasm? Not quite! Ol' Chuckie might think that he's got the upper hand, but his hand isn't a damn scythe is it?!?!? BEAT THAT!
This spectre shows off their Jedi powers with...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 4 Outtake - Traipsing into Trek from 2023-04-25T21:42:22
Do you got faith? Well do ya, punk?
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 4: Mask of the Sam-tasm (with Claire York) from 2023-04-24T05:00
We’re back as Sol continues to attempt to lose The Bat in the parking lot. Instead of Batman waiting for him ahead though, as is customary, a new mysterious figure emerges from the smoke and sha...
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 3: Jimmy Neutron Microscopes from 2023-04-21T05:00
Some gangsters are having a meeting. Is there ONE casino that’s NOT corrupt in this world? Good god.
Meet Chuckie Sol, who is pretty confident that his product is worth the wait... and a ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 2 Outtake - Memoirs from 2023-04-20T21:34:18
Women want him for his wit. The C.I.A. wants him for his body. All Nick wants is his molecules back.
BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 2 Outtake - 2-Phat from 2023-04-19T19:28:47
Oh, Velcro Girl...
Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 2: Bat Minute and the Dweebs from 2023-04-19T05:00
From Shady Ladies and Muppet Babies to crimes and long times, this minute takes us through the rest of the credits and the action is all about to begin! This is a speedy movie and, oh yes, we're...
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BONUS: Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 1 Outtake - Velma Vamping from 2023-04-18T05:00
If there's one thing the Internet agrees on, it's that you should never change anything ever!
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Bat Minute of The Phantasm - Minute 1: Emas Tab Dop... from 2023-04-17T06:00
The Dark Knight fights to save Gotham City from its deadliest enemy... THE TRANSFER INTO ANIMATION!
Bat Minute is back with a bang and a new era begins as we enter the world of the cartoo...
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The Bat Minute Holiday Special 2022 - A Very P.C. Christmas (with Liz Whitaker and Sean German) from 2022-12-25T17:40:16
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Vertical Limit/Vertical LimBat (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2022-11-21T22:36:30
The Tell-Tale Heart - A Reading from 2022-10-31T12:00
Jon decided to give you all a rather terrible reading of the wonderful story 'The Tell-Tale Heart' to keep the spooky season going strong. Enjoy... if you dare! And if you insist...
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From Dusk Till Dawn: What's in Mexico? (with Natasha Kermani and Zoe Cooper) from 2022-08-09T21:38:14
Poison Ivy: No, Not That One (with Brittany Simon) from 2022-06-07T05:00
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 125 (Part Two): Good Knight and Good Luck from 2022-04-08T05:00
How loud quiet nights in the mist of crime
How next door to happiness lives sorrow
And ... Listen
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 125 (Part One): The Beginning of the End from 2022-04-06T05:00
Is it bright where you are
Now the people changed?
Does it make you happy, you're so strange?
And in your darkest hour
I hold secr...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 124: The Cis Are At It Again! from 2022-04-04T05:00
Scrolling, scrolling, our life scrolls on by.
From Inferno to Goo Goo... from Moloko to Underworld... we're taking you on a text-based journey.
The next episode follows on Wednesda...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 123: A Very Good Example of 1997 Being a Horrible Mess (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2022-04-01T18:30
We tick along with torrents of text once more as we delve into the mysteries of ADR, R. Kelly and real quality in visual effects!
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Cool as Min-Ice - Minute 3: Bikes Bikes Baby (with Kit Flemons) from 2022-04-01T05:00
COOL... AS... ICE!
Whassup fellas?
We're rollin’ into a new town today. This place looks WHACK! There’s nothing to do! Hold it - Johnny spots a hottie driving a horse... time to sh...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 122: The Nightmare Universe Version of 'Groove is in the Heart' (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2022-03-30T05:00
Today we hold secret’s flame aloft for all to see as the credits continue unabated.
You've got a plethora of Pumpkin...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 121: Bat Thugs-N-Harmony (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2022-03-28T05:00
Today, Zero, Bullet, Disarm, The End... we're Smashing some Pumpkins today, faithful listeners! It's Zwan-tastic!
In our (haunted) house is the Skeletone D...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 120 Outtake - If They Only Had a Brain... YOURS! from 2022-03-27T13:54:55
Fiends of Dorothy.
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 120 Outtake - Doctor What from 2022-03-26T05:00
Who? What? Where? When?
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 120: The Caped Cauldron (with Austin Prior) from 2022-03-25T05:00
Barbara extends her hand to Dick… partners? She should be heading to school, but okay, sure, whatever. Regardless, he's totally in the friend zone maaaaaan! Listen
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 119: A Farcical Pastiche of Badly Written Erotic Fiction (with Darren Husted) from 2022-03-23T05:00
Barbara wakes up to spot Alfred doing a-okay. He's FUMIN’ though! THE HOUSE IS A PIG STY! Ah, it's all tongue-in-cheek... phew!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 118: Noted Genius Christopher Nolan (with Christy Porter) from 2022-03-21T05:00
Ivy is in prison, but she has a visitor… SURPRISE! The legal system is a sham! NOT GOOD!
The Wayne crew are having a...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 117: The Romaines of the Day (with Claire York) from 2022-03-18T05:00
A glowing, clearly-Mr Freeze-created, chemical is plugged in to Alfred’s drip. All we can do now is wait, I guess...
Ivy is behind bars and is supposed to be a tad Listen
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 116 Outtake - The NetfliX-Files from 2022-03-17T06:00
God Doggett!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 116 Outtake - Halloween Grills-ed from 2022-03-17T05:00
Mask 4 Mask.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 116: Doctor with Muscles (with Claire York) from 2022-03-16T05:00
Batman pleads his case and asks “will you help me… doctor?” Reminding him of his Hippocratic oath there - very smooth move, Bats.
Voila! Gauntlet vials to the rescue! Take two of these an...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 115 Outtake - Yesterday's Schwarzenegger from 2022-03-15T06:00
Arnold SMASH!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 115 Outtake - Pamela Isley Lee from 2022-03-15T05:00
Pam Pam please!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 115: Brain Freeze (with Claire York) from 2022-03-14T05:00
Arnold basically does an impression of himself, some self mockery. ARRRRRAAAAARRRAAGGGHHH!
We laugh, but it’s from pain. He discovers that not only ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 114 Outtake - Talkin' Tuppence from 2022-03-13T18:23:01
I beg your pudding? Watch your language!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 114 Outtake - The Truth About Bats and Dogs from 2022-03-12T05:00
Capitalist schemes and animal dreams.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 114: Goth Dogs (with George Hendricks) from 2022-03-11T05:00
We’re back as the city continues to thaw unabated. The most important thing? THE DOG IS ALIVE! YES! GO DOGGO GO! Shake it!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 113 Outtake - An Arkham Unicorn from 2022-03-10T05:00
Trophies for riddles! Get your trophies here!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 113: Reply Guy (with Lizzy Garcia) from 2022-03-09T05:00
On today's investigation, Robin and Batgirl go to hack the computer that controls the satellites... BUT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT UPSIDE DOWN! WWWWwwwwWWWwoooo...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 112 Outtake - Batman vs The Fonz from 2022-03-08T05:00
Aaaaayyyyy! The Dark Knight of Kool!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 112: Sticking the Landing (with Pete The Retailer) from 2022-03-07T05:00:24
Everybody is falling, going to die… unless Batman can come up with something! Oh, he does? I guess we should have expected that. IT'S GRAPPLIN' TIME! As a telescope explodes for no reason, Bats ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 111: Thoughts and Prayers (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2022-03-04T05:00:47
Freeze blows things sky high! Well… uhh… kind of… explodes it a bit. BOMBS AWAY. BATMAN! But do ice bombs melt steel beams? Listen
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 110: Pray For Mojo (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2022-03-02T05:00:06
Bats asks the scientists if they’re okay and their response doesn’t fill us with much hope really. They don’t SOUND okay! Batman is going to try to save them anyw...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 109: Don't Speak To Me Before I've Had My Venom (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2022-02-28T05:00
Our swinging scientists call out a dirty fighter! Where's the class? The decorum?
Robin goes totally tubular - that is, he takes out the tube... ON BANE! Venom-less or what? It's baggy ti...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 108 Outtake - Geographical Gripin' from 2022-02-26T14:04:43
Love's Labour's Clueless.
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 108 Outtake - Christmas and the Crypt-Keeper from 2022-02-26T13:59:38
Dead-On Humour and Horror!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 108: PhDs Rule! (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2022-02-25T05:00:49
We’re back as Batman dangles precariously from the spinning telescope! JUST LIKE A BAT! I guess it's just one of those days.
After freeing himself, our Bruce now has to save the scientist...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 107 Outtake - More Arnie Opinions from 2022-02-23T20:00
Check out your dad with the swag on the floor
Momma gon' brag when I walk in the door
Y'all ain't never seen a guerrilla in the mist
Walk the line so fine with a blindfold (uh)...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 107: This Telescope is Brought To You By The Letter 'A' (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2022-02-23T05:00:19
Batman finalises his calibration of the telescope… only to be rudely interrupted. It's just not on! Tonight's forecast though? A FREEZE IS COMING! And it's going to send our heroes a-fallin' and...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 106: Prescription Bat Cowl (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2022-02-21T05:00:29
Bat-themed heating pods? SIGN ME UP! I'll take ten! Though there’s only eight more minutes until every single Gothamite is an ice cube! Our heroes have a p...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 105: Doin' Up My Coil (with Neil Rickatson) from 2022-02-18T05:00:47
Freeze’s goon leaps from his now icebound machine and seeks freedom. But there is no freedom. Not… from The Bat. Just ask Johnny Gobs!
Victor sends Bane to take out Robin and Batgirl, but...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 104: Rollin' With My Homies (with Neil Rickatson) from 2022-02-16T05:00:36
Our heroic gang rocket into action on their sexy new rides... BUT THERE'S ONLY ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT! You know what would be terrible right about now? If Freeze's s...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 103: Artificial Arnie A** (with Neil Rickatson) from 2022-02-14T05:00
We’re back as… well… Freeze, FREEZES! The city that is! Even the the doggos are no longer safe from his icy touch.
What’s t...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 102 Outtake - Duelling Bon Scotts from 2022-02-12T23:26:26
We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 102: CANCEL IT! (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2022-02-11T05:00:39
Batgirl introduces herself to the team... but it's apparently totally un-PC! I'm not sure you really 'get' this, Bats, but okay.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 101: Peyton the Younger (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2022-02-09T05:00
Robin struggles underwater and Batman struggles in the sky, both entangled in vines. It's like poetry, it rhymes!
“As I tol...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 100 Outtake - Balkgirl from 2022-02-08T23:14:35
One Clueless Goth...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 100: Less Film Noir, More Film Colorform (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2022-02-07T06:05:26
Ivy swans off having KILLED ROBIN! NNNNOOOOO! But Batman stops her! He’s here to save his… friend? Brother? Son? She can't be doing with this, however - after all, there's so many people to KILL...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 99 Outtake - Uma Eowyn from 2022-02-05T17:56:50
I am no (Charlie's) Angel!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 99 Outtake - Stop Bringing it On from 2022-02-05T17:52:56
May the best moves win... again... for some reason.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 99: A Humorous Substitute For Your Own Lips (with Molly Bailen) from 2022-02-04T05:00
“Kiss me and I’ll tell you” - “Tell me and I’ll kiss you”. And that sax! WHAT AN EPISODE!
Robin decides he’s got to stop Freeze and the plan, so Ivy requests one thing… to be able to give...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 98: The Beautiful Woman Without Mercy (with Molly Bailen) from 2022-02-02T05:00:16
Robin begins his exploration of Ivy’s garden and leafy curtains. Oh and there she is, the Queen herself! TAKE IT ALL IN! But can Dick help her turn over a new lea...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 97: The Lawnmower Manservant (with Molly Bailen) from 2022-01-31T05:00:39
Alfred has become a virtual simulation, trapping his consciousness in a terrifying digital cyber hellscape for all eternity!
Barbara says how she wants to help Batman and Robin. Digifred ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 96 Outtake - Comrade Clueless from 2022-01-30T22:15:59
BettyMania runnin' wild!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 96 Outtake - Biscuit or Cake from 2022-01-30T22:12:44
A cultural exchange! Of confusion!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 96 Outtake - Articulatin' on Arnie from 2022-01-30T22:05:15
It's Kimble Time.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 96: Let Batman be ACE (with Liz Whitaker) from 2022-01-28T05:00:58
We discover what’s happening to hell: it’s freezing over. Original, man.
Cut back to the Batcave and we see Barbara standing between lasers. They’re...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 95: Bomb. (with Liz Whitaker) from 2022-01-26T05:00:45
Freeze has… well… frozen the scientists! Bane starts setting up… icicles? BOMBS? Bombs.
Put on your Sunday
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 94: Secret Canoodles (with Liz Whitaker) from 2022-01-24T05:00:42
Well let me tell you something, brother! Bruce finishes explaining to Dick that, hey, a team is all about, you know, TEAMWORK! Trust! Has Dick's cold heart melted...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 93: Always Waiting for Dick (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash) from 2022-01-21T05:00:46
Barbara is delighted with both her work and the trajectory of sweet Al’s life after all... but we don't have time for this! We need to hit those city streets. The Freeze tank is just casually dr...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 92: The Manservant and the Maiden (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash) from 2022-01-19T05:00
Bruce embraces the man he considers in many ways to be his father. Alfred is not long for this world, it seems.
Our Babs and she’s still trying to c...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 91: Holy Bedridden Butler! (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash) from 2022-01-17T05:00
Today we find out where victory comes from… Alfred tells us that it’s defending what we know is right, while we still live. Is… is it? Is it really?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 90: The Crossover We Knew We Never Wanted (with Desmond Miller) from 2022-01-14T05:00
Wonder hacker Barbara tries to break into Al’s PC with the password… “Alfred”. Uhh… nice try.
Bruce may have Ivy on the brain but he's got sweet Alfie in his heart as the two share a tend...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 89: Jason Batman (with Desmond Miller) from 2022-01-12T11:04:08
Freeze has his power back and now these Power Rangers villains are preparing to go to war! There's a storm coming...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 88: Pat Hingle's Road to Perdition (with Desmond Miller) from 2022-01-10T05:00
Gordon BRAGS about being police commissioner. Nobody cares, dude, just hand over the keys. Smelt it? Dealt it. Also: TOO OLD!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 87: Get Yourself a Sextant, Lady (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto) from 2022-01-07T10:35:46
Bruce Wayne appears at the shindig to break in this telescope or whatever the hell you do with these things. This schmoozing about makes me SICK!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 86: Johnny Butlerseed (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto) from 2022-01-05T05:00
Alfred continues explaining Barbara’s new quest - find Wilfred, wherever he is and hand him this secret parcel! But he does also say how much she looks like her mother. That mother he clearly lo...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 85: Wayne Wards Last All Night Long (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto) from 2022-01-03T12:16:05
Dick and Bruce are still arguing about Ivy. Boys, please, calm down - she doesn’t want either of you anyway!
Brucie ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 84 Outtake - It's a Cosmic Gumbo from 2021-12-31T18:00:55
“I don’t care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.”
- Detective Crashmore
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 84: Scheming Patriarch (with Alyson Grimm) from 2021-12-31T11:32:17
Alfred is really not doing well - in fact, he’s pretty much incapable of getting out of bed. Same, dude... same. At least they're making him comfortable. Listen
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 83: Icy&Ivy (with Alyson Grimm and Jarf Harden) from 2021-12-29T10:57:29
Freeze finishes his breakdown and reveals that first it’s Gotham… then.. THE WORLD!
Ivy has JUST what she wanted now...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 82 Outtake - That's a Lovely, Lovely, Voice from 2021-12-29T10:47:57
You've made... uhh... quite the choice there, lad.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 82: Stop or My Mom Will Podcast (with Alyson Grimm and Jarf Harden) from 2021-12-27T11:50:07
Things get emotional today as Mrs Freeze is mourned with one final tear. Time to make them all pay. Release the beast! TURN THEIR BONES TO ICE!
"Sorry"? Really? I don't buy it, sister. Listen
The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2021 - Jingle All the Way (Part 2) from 2021-12-26T12:17:29
The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2021 - Jingle All the Way (Part 1) from 2021-12-25T08:00
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 81: Shiver-lry is Dead (with Scott Carelli) from 2021-12-24T05:00
An OTT walk leads to an OTT reaction - one... of doom! For Nora that is. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?
While attempted murder is occurring, Freeze has made himself right at home in the ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 80: Baskin Robin (with Scott Carelli) from 2021-12-22T05:00
The toxins are being delivered mouth-to-mouth! OF COURSE! How could they have missed it?!?! Well Robin is still missing the point and the heroic duo scuffle, with...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 79: Oops, All Moriartys! (with Scott Carelli) from 2021-12-20T05:00
Freeze is gathering his chilly booty with those cops in hot pursuit... only for them to fall like a house of cards. OOPS! Stick around?
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 78 Outtake - Ivy Ideas from 2021-12-19T16:53:45
We're making a few... improvements.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 78: Straddle of the Bat (with Anna F. Peppard) from 2021-12-17T05:00
Our leafy lady takes another stab at seduction, but Batman just cannot abide the homicidal ones.
While this sexy time is going on Robin is getting pummelled! Somebody save this boy from B...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 77: Scent of a Woman (with Anna F. Peppard) from 2021-12-15T05:00
Batman and Robin descend the ladder in their pursuit of the scent of a woman. They're not looking too hard though, are they? Put some effort in!
No beauty... but ALL beast! BANE IS ON THE...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 76: Bi is In Robin's Name (with Anna F. Peppard) from 2021-12-13T05:00
As Ivy sends Freeze off on his little errand, our heroes catch a whiff of some interesting pheromones. Where do they know this delightful scent from?!?!?
Victor is having a bit of trouble...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 75 Outtake - Souper Men from 2021-12-11T05:00
Soup... or ice cream? Why not both?!?!?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 75: The Arms of Sweden (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2021-12-10T05:00
Batman and Robin are both puzzled as to how their feelings for Ivy just vanished. I’m puzzled too, my feelings for her have never faltered, never waned. Hehe - Wa...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 74 Outtake - Going Postal from 2021-12-09T05:00
Food, get your food here! Parcels? Those too!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 74 Outtake - Kingsmill in the Middle from 2021-12-09T05:00
Jungkook... Batmobile... Batmobile... Jungkook...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 74: Here Comes the Bat-Gas! (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2021-12-08T05:00
We’re back as Bruce and Alfred have the closest these two probably ever get to a back-slapping hug. Aww.
Dick bursts...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 73 Outtake - Tommy Two Tone from 2021-12-07T17:21:43
Zany meets... zany? No, no, NO!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 73: Bane Boat (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2021-12-06T05:00
The security guards break in - they’re gonna grab Bane! RUN, MY PRETTY! FLY! THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT!
Bruce asks “Alf...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 72 Outtake - Prison Break Bonanza! from 2021-12-05T19:12:58
DO NOT FORGET MY SOAP! DO NOT FORGET MY WOOD!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 72: Cool Runnings (with Sean German) from 2021-12-03T05:00
Freeze has the solution to his power problem - he needs his diamonds! They power the suit, remember. A slightly costly fuel this, man, but okay. Anyway, time for ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 71: Without the Wow (with Father David Mowry, Sean German and Brian German) from 2021-12-01T05:00
Ivy proposes! A pairing, that is. Meanwhile, Bane sprints through the corridors with Freeze’s suit in a trolley. Countless ineffectual guards just bounce off him ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 70: The Ghost of Cop Past (with Father David Mowry, Sean German and Brian German) from 2021-11-29T05:00
Ivy thinks that men are rather absurd creatures. Is she wrong? She IS to die for, after all!
The Riddler and Two-Face make a return to the franchise! IN A WAY?!?!? Impressive. Most impres...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 69: It's Just You and Me Now, Ice Wife (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes) from 2021-11-26T05:00
Freeze continues his little craft lesson. Following a YouTube tutorial or something I guess, 'The Lighthouse' style.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 68: Ridley Squat (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes) from 2021-11-24T05:00
Barbara continues to be a little ignorant of Dick’s distress... but she drops a bombshell of her own - her own distress, her own pain. Alfred is sick and it's no bull - Bruce can tell.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 67: A More Palatable Dick (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes) from 2021-11-22T05:00
Dick wants to know how long Barb has been racing. She ain’t no noob, man... but you wouldn't understand!
Things get ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 66 Outtake - Drinkin' Pee, Eatin' Bees from 2021-11-21T23:58:18
Guzzle it down, sucka!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 66: The Aliciad (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2021-11-19T05:00
We’re back as some hooligans are going to add a little life to this party - with chains and bombs, bay-bay.
Sebulba crashes his pod - poodoo!
Just as Dick and Barb are about to tak...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 65 Outtake - Swerving Way Off Track from 2021-11-18T05:00
It's-a-me - Vin Diesel!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 65: Curry, Rice and CHiPs (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2021-11-17T05:00
It's that Juggalo Call: Whoop Whoop!
It seems like Dick is attempting to ‘save’ Barbara, a woman who clearly doesn’t...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 64 Outtake - Side Bat from 2021-11-16T05:00
Classy... yet blue.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 64: Nothing Beats the Cheesecake at an Orgy (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2021-11-15T05:00
Let the grand race... BEGIN!
The throng release dollar balloons… for some reason… and Coolio starts the race with a BANG!
We've got some Mari...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 63: Pimpin' the Poultry (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2021-11-12T05:00
The gangs all get ready for the big race. RACE WARS (not that kind)! Welcome to a gangster's paradise!
We discover t...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 62: Little Dickie (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2021-11-10T05:00
Bruce wants to know her... and he wants to KNOW her - wink, wink. This mystical, mystery, lady sure is seductive. SHE'S EVEN THE MYSTERY GUEST!
An i...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 61: My Skin is Plant (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2021-11-08T05:00
Bruce may be prime hubby material, but this lady can't wait forever!
Meanwhile, a Peeping Tomasina spies all of this strife... or does she? Is she even there? GET YOUR MIND ON THE PRIZE, ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 60: Waynespresso (with Jack Harvey) from 2021-11-05T05:00
Moving can be a stressful time for all concerned, so we're glad to see that this duo have taken it in their stride. Bravo.
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 59: The House That Ivy Built (with Anna Bogutskaya) from 2021-11-03T05:00
Ivy and Bane begin their new version of Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition. The best renovation show, can I add?
Bane t...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 58: Liver with Some Fava Beans and a Nice Blue WKD (with Anna Bogutskaya) from 2021-11-01T05:00
We visit the most sensual of all locations, the bathhouse and attempt to evict the neon luchadore/sugar skull patrons. Yeet the tenants!
Slap that B...
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 57 Outtake - P***ing Around from 2021-10-31T23:14:51
Evacuation... complete.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 57: Live From The Bath House (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas) from 2021-10-29T05:00
Freeze cannot breathe and the guards couldn't be more pleased - a weak Arnold is a vulnerable Arnold.
Ivy can't believe it - the dynamic duo resisted her charms AND her magic. For now tho...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 56: Arkhamist Island (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas) from 2021-10-27T05:29:39
We’re back as the FREEZer is dragged further and further through Arkham’s cold corridors. Get this sucker into the beam!
Bad move. This is the chilling sound of your DOOM!
Unfortun...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 55: The Brrrr Man of Arkham-traz! (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas) from 2021-10-25T05:00
Some Judo lessons here and there - that's how our Babs got these tight skills! It's not THAT hard, come on! Not when you gotta survive those mean streets anyway - it kind of comes naturally then...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 54: Ya Can't Stop the Rock (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2021-10-22T05:00
Alfred talks of controlling death... but can it truly be defied? Perhaps not.
Mentally, spiritually, but perhaps not physically we travel back in time, to the days the young Master. Bruce...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 53 Outtake - Now Available on Compact Disc and Cassette from 2021-10-21T05:00
Let the wars... RESUME!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 53: Two Naked Men, a Gun&a Pig (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2021-10-20T05:00
Alfred's latest release is about to drop and there's even a deluxe Kickstarter edition! Ahead of the game, this guy.
Bruce waltzes in, towelling down and wants to know if he's pig headed....
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 52: That Little Disco Number (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2021-10-18T05:00
Dick is emasculated and flies into a rage - how dare Batman stop his show-off moment!
Bruce thinks his head ain't in the game - it's on the Ivy. Look in the mirror, dude. This isn't a par...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 51 Outtake - The Plug of the Furious from 2021-10-16T05:00
The pints are on me, guv'nor.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 51: Dirty Cold Town (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge) from 2021-10-15T05:00
It's one giant leap for frozen kind as Victor and the crew get ready to soar through the skies. Well they WOULD be about to, but the goons have lost faith! BELIEVE IN YOUR MASTER, FOOLS!
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 50 Outtake - My Favourite Hogan from 2021-10-14T05:00
FREEZE, BROTHER! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 50: Dick at Night (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge) from 2021-10-13T05:00
We’re back as Freeze and his rejected extras from Mad Max very slowly make their getaway. That’s the price for driving a tank, dude.
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 49 Outtake - The MILF Milieu from 2021-10-12T08:00
The best genre of all!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 49 Outtake - Couture Considerations from 2021-10-12T05:00
It's called fashion, hunty. ELEGANZA!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 49: THE ICE... IS GONNA BREAK! (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge) from 2021-10-11T05:00
Freeze makes his grand (and cool) exit and Ivy seems... intrigued. This is a GOD!
There's only eleven minutes left to thaw these party people - get a move on, Gordon!
Enough ...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 48: Grodd Nod (with Norman Mitchell) from 2021-10-08T05:00
MULCH! That's the threat of the day as Freeze goes on the (verbal) attack! Ivy retaliates with some pheromone blow... but our Vic knows this trick quick. Nabbing the jewels, he exits this cool p...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 47: That's the Power of Ice (with Jill Bearup) from 2021-10-06T05:00
ARRYYYEUGH! Victor is disarmed by The Bat. When technology fails? Brute force!
Robin finally shows us some acr...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 46: What's in Your Utility Belt (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle) from 2021-10-04T05:00
The auction continues in earnest! A mighty fee for our mighty... tree? That almost worked, shut up. Plant, fine, whatever.
Batman decides to take his bidding to the EXTREME and calls on t...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 45: Ethel Nettles (with Michael Jan Friedman) from 2021-10-01T05:00
Our hero is entranced once more, but does something else stir within? Is he figuring out the magic of the Ivy? There's no time for that as the green goddess has wild oats to sow and Robin may fi...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 44 Outtake - The Eternal Questions from 2021-09-29T19:46:33
Disasterina is on to you, Hollywood execs!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 44 Outtake - Swing-a-Ding-Ding from 2021-09-29T19:35:40
Well, well, well... what have we here?
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 44 Outtake - Stay in Your Lane, Dwayne from 2021-09-29T19:25:38
You know EXACTLY what we're talking about!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 44: Amateur Night at Hamburger Mary's (with Disasterina) from 2021-09-29T05:00
Ivy enters the scene to seduce our heroic team... as well as the rest of the room and the entire damn planet! After ensnaring the Drag Race Pit Crew with her charms and using them as a walkway, ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 43: Venus in Fake Furs (with Dr Sabina Stent) from 2021-09-27T05:00
The gorilla groove goes on as a leafy goddess is revealed to the world at last - who is this astonishing ape? What are these magical pheromones that turn out dear Robin into a drooling mess?!?!?...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 42 Outtake - Jeez Louise from 2021-09-26T16:16:04
The best we can do is a gigantic outtake.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 42 Outtake - God DAMN from 2021-09-26T16:04:40
I don't think we can even say anything witty or cryptic about this one.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 42 Outtake - Orange is the New Mack from 2021-09-26T15:56:44
Watch out for that cult!
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 42: Mr Breeze (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2021-09-24T05:00
Bruce has raided the tomb of a house he resides in once more to provide these diamonds that he probably forgot he even had. Thanks ma, thanks pa! He's also willing to endanger hundreds of lives ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 41 Outtake - The Trouble with Harry from 2021-09-22T21:24:54
Daddy WHO? Barrie, Zaddy.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 41: Bat at the Ball (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2021-09-22T05:00
It's time to go down, down, down... TO THE FUNCTION! THIS IS LEGENDARY!
Strike a pose and hit the ballroom floor in your jungle finest. There's nothing finer than those Wayne diamonds, ho...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - Vote Quimby from 2021-09-21T22:02:36
Very well then, instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - Scar (T)issues from 2021-09-21T21:56:52
Don't cut my Kylo.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - Jibber Jabber on Genetics from 2021-09-21T21:51:09
Seed the World.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - I Don't Even Know What To Call This One from 2021-09-21T21:45:11
Do you even argue, bro (du soleil)?
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - Goin' (Joey) Coco from 2021-09-21T18:46:38
He's a real Hot One(s).
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 40: Freezing the Messenger (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2021-09-20T05:00
Freeze may be lost in thought but there's work to do - the Wayne diamonds are now up for grabs! Just don't talk during the movie. Those people are scum... subhuman scum. Still, thanks Mr Goon! Listen
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 39: Nora Palmer (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss) from 2021-09-17T05:00
Bruce turns this interaction into a plug for his event, thus proving his fantastic podcasting capabilities. Pamela isn't having it though - after all, the fascists Batman and Robin will be in at...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 38 Outtake - Timeout with Tia from 2021-09-16T22:41:18
Beauty. Brains. Black Belt.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 38: The Uma Bomber (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss) from 2021-09-15T05:00
Ivy is right. Let's just get that out there - she's correct... to a point. The flaw in her grand plan is revealed today as she lets slip that it involves killing millions upon millions of people...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 37 Outtake - Batmans Forever from 2021-09-14T20:08:59
MAKE CLOONEY MANBAT, YOU COWARDS! And, while we're at it...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 37: The Cabbage Patch Kid (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss) from 2021-09-13T05:00
Bruce viciously and unnecessarily berates his lovely lady friend but Ivy bursts in to take down the bully boys! ACAB! Her main mission? To protect the womb of the planet itself and to crush the ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 36 Outtake - Keepin' Tabs from 2021-09-12T13:14:47
How can just one calorie taste so good?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 36: Bleep the Pain Away (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2021-09-10T05:00
FOLLOW YOUR OWN STAR! LIVE LAUGH LOVE! All with the power of telescopes, of course.
Apparently Bruce has been seeing Julie forever at this point. We seem to have entered a time slip...
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 35 Outtake - Symbol Scribblin' from 2021-09-08T15:54:26
Screw you, Robin, you've ruined it!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 35 Outtake - Bat Minute Cubed from 2021-09-08T15:48:43
We love misery.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 35: Driving Miss Crazy (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2021-09-08T05:00
Ivy slaps a wig right on that bonce and she's ready to roll! Bane is serving his own fresh looks - complete with coat and hat! IT'S FASHION, SWEATY, LOOK IT UP!
Meanwhile, Bruce has a pre...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 34: Chekov's F***skin (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes) from 2021-09-06T05:00
Barbara really has to put her foot down here - get off that computer and go to bed, old man! On her way out she disrobes to reveal... she's fully dressed? And donning leathers? STEALING A BIKE? ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 33 Outtake - Dr Quinzel, Medicine Woman from 2021-09-05T15:20:49
Hey there puddin' podders.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 33 Outtake - Casting Aspirations (Now Drastically Out of Date) from 2021-09-05T15:14:19
You only Liv once.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 33: Nerds of Prey (with Brittany Howarth) from 2021-09-03T05:00
Barbs arrives to tuck an old man into his cosy bed, but he's busy tracking down his long lost butler bro. The whole family butles.
We also see how the dude has a picture of Barbara's mum....
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 32 Outtake - The B-Listers from 2021-09-02T10:00
Ra's al... what now?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 32: It's a Cruiser, Loser (with Brittany Howarth) from 2021-09-01T05:00
Barbara takes in all of the beauty - only, it's not Dick's! BURN! She's more interested in these sick wheels than those hard abs. Still, he's not totally out of contention - after all, she has a...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 31 Outtake - Better Than Tom Cruise from 2021-08-31T18:10:32
Who better than Chan?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 31: The Dark Knights Who Say Ni (with Brittany Howarth) from 2021-08-30T09:30:28
The mystery woman reveals all - she's not there for Dick, she's here for her sweet Uncle Al. Better luck next time, loser.
A nice stroll around the gardens and our dear butler now chooses...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 30 Outtake - Thicc Books from 2021-08-29T17:28:03
The pleasure of tsundoku.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 30 Outtake - Marmcast and the Bod-Pod from 2021-08-29T14:54:40
The only answer is hate.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 30: Radical Orphans Weekly (with Lauren Ashley Carter) from 2021-08-27T05:00
Freeze pines for his watery wife but we haven't got time for that - a schoolgirl is being rather suspicious at Stately Wayne Manor. Dick reluctantly answers the door but ends up THOROUGHLY enjoy...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 29: Five Dannys and an Arnold (with Allison Closs) from 2021-08-25T05:00
Freeze reveals all - the plan is to ice the city and ransom it back so he can then fund his research! Hey, this doesn't sound too evil!
He plans that soon he and his lady...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 28: Moo-Girls Are A Thing (with Brittany Simon) from 2021-08-23T05:00
SING! SING! Actually, no, how about you chill dude?
It's time for a little Ms B. Haven but certainly not for Freeze - his heart and loins are frozen solid! He could do with a little top-u...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 27 Outtake - Hawt Hardy from 2021-08-22T01:23:27
As I terrorize Gotham I will feed its people hope to poison their souls.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 27 Outtake - Fact or Fiction from 2021-08-22T01:18:01
Blurred lines.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 27 Outtake - A New Covenant from 2021-08-21T17:02:23
You'll do the WHAT?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 27: The Bishop's Wife (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2021-08-20T05:00
Ivy's gone full plant. You never go full plant. Regardless, it's time to take back this planet! The first step? Bane on a plane, of course.
Meanwhile, Freeze is chilling with the cool dud...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 26 Outtake - Bill and Ted's Bonus Episode from 2021-08-18T19:18:26
We have been banging our heads against the wall for 25 years. And I’m tired, dude.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 26: Film Cricket (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2021-08-18T05:00
The toxins have had a rather unique effect on Pamela... they've turned her into a drag queen! Into Mae West! Into... A GODDESS! And one who knows just the thing to take care of Woodrue to boot.<...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 25 Outtake - Gals Being Pals at Poison Plaza from 2021-08-17T20:53:35
"You mis-pronounced 'Batman '89' for some reason".
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 25: Dame of the Triffids (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2021-08-16T05:00
The past, the present, the future... it's all on Bruce's mind today, Bat Mites!
Back to Woodrue and the phone bidder has won! Screw the eBay rules - we're shipping Super Soldiers by mail!...
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BONUS: Gotham Beat #31: 'Batman '89 - The Comic #1' from 2021-08-14T20:35:31
FREE PATREON EPISODE!
Bat Minute '89 is back in action, Bat Mites! We're going old school today as we return to the Keaton/Burtonverse once more - in comic form! Does our Michael still ha...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 24: A Spectral Slip 'n' Slide (with Chris Richardson) from 2021-08-13T05:00
It's West Wing time as get the ol' walk and talk. Classic.
Bruce needs to trust his family, those around him... that annoying ward he's taken on? Trust him, man. He's done nothing to prov...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 23: Michael J Gough (with Chris Richardson) from 2021-08-11T05:00
Poor Alfred walks into the cave looking... well... poorly. Still, he'd better move fast because Bruce has a cunning plan - FETCH THE WAYNE DIAMONDS, MR BUTLER!
Dick ain't happy, not one i...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 22: Tanks for the Memories (with Chris Richardson) from 2021-08-09T05:00
It's time for a lovely footbath and pamper session with our dear Dicky. While chilling out we'll also learn about decathlons, MacGregor's Syndrome (is it even real?) as well as how Freeze's hear...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 21 Outtake - What a Carrie On from 2021-08-08T22:37:51
The quintessential poster child.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 21: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woodrue Scorned (with Mitch Brian) from 2021-08-06T05:00
Greetings, fellow Maniacs! Woodrue is very sorry today, very sorry indeed. Unfortunately dear Pamela... HAS TO DIE!
And die she shall... from a certain point of view.
LET THE...
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 20: Parlor Tricks (with Mitch Brian) from 2021-08-04T05:00
The new and improved Bane rises! THIS MAN IS A JEEP OF A HUMAN!
Woodrue, meanwhile, welcomes Pamela to his... parlour? Is that what we're going with? Really?
We're also going with ...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 19: The Build 'a' Bane Workshop (with Mitch Brian) from 2021-08-02T05:00
BEHOLD, THE IDEAL KILLING MACHINE!
Is he though?
Well, he's the Bane of humanity, that's for sure! LET THE BIDS COMMENCE!
Joining the investigation is a man with something o...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 18 Outtake - Once Upon a Minute in Hollywood from 2021-08-01T18:20:41
We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 18: The Baney Horror Picture Show (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny) from 2021-07-30T05:00
Limbic systems are drilled, reptilians are poked and mammalians are sliced - it's not brain surgery! Take a little juice, why don't ya?
Finally... he is ready... HE'S ALIVE! ARISE, PROMET...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 17 Outtake - Jurassic Chat (After Dark) from 2021-07-28T22:13:48
Hold on to your butts!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 17: Project Gargamel (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny) from 2021-07-28T05:00
It's time to get Mesopotamian up in this hizzouse! Bat Minute is here to serve it to you, ancient city style.
Not only that, but things are about to get decidedly... UNIVERSAL.
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 16 Outtake - The Rocky Horror Bonus Show from 2021-07-26T20:38:04
ROCKY! BRAD! JANET! HEDWIG! KURTZ?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 16: Meanwhile, Over at the Frankenstein Place (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny) from 2021-07-26T05:00
We thaw the bird with seemingly no ill effects - this meal can certainly be frozen.
Also today we are introduced to the one, the only, PAMELA ISLEY! Scientist, environmentalist, sex...
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 15 Outtake - Lords of Zed Town from 2021-07-25T16:28:17
ZED! ZED! ZED!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 15 Outtake - Jurassic Chat from 2021-07-25T16:22:08
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 15: Mx. Freeze (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia) from 2021-07-23T05:00
To be cold or not to be cold? That is the question. ONE WHICH OUR HERO ONLY HAS ELEVEN MINUTES TO ANSWER! Tick tock, tick tock.
Time to take a quick swim!
Concluding this wee...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 14 Outtake - More Grapplin' Gripes from 2021-07-22T19:20:59
Hooks and fillers.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 14: Dicksicle (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia) from 2021-07-21T05:00
“HE’S FREEZING THE FURRRRNAAAAAACE!”.
I'm genuinely glad you pointed that out because I didn't have the slightest idea!
Freeze also defies all logic by slowly his descent wit...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 13 Outtake - Poppin' Waters from 2021-07-19T20:42:23
Sloppy kisses and snortin' candies.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 13: Peak 90s Butt Junk (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia) from 2021-07-19T05:00
It's time to blow this popsicle stand! BLOW IT SKY HIGH! Sky... higher?
COWABUNGA, DUDES! LET'S GET RADICAL!
Batman's grand plan this time? Let's just fall on top of Freeze and str...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 12 Outtake - The Breen Scene from 2021-07-18T13:15:05
Thanos has got nothin' on this guy.
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 12 Outtake - Accent-uate the Positive from 2021-07-18T13:08:35
It's a very sexual accent.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 12: Steak&Cake (with Allyson Cygan) from 2021-07-16T05:00
Freeze well, suckas - the good doctor is outta here - Mothra style! It's now down to Robin to use that famous laser of his (you know the one, he always has it) to free Batman before the pair are...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 11 Outtake - Big Nipple from 2021-07-15T21:59:41
FREE THE NIPPLE!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 11: The Heart of Schwarzenegger (with Allyson Cygan) from 2021-07-14T05:00
Freeze's North Korean rocket... well... rockets into the sky - only Batman and Robin are clinging to the damn thing! YOU GUYS ARE CRAY-CRAY!
Speaking of crazy - Viktor goes wild and blast...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 10 Outtake - Grappling Gripes from 2021-07-13T22:14:17
Where does he get these wonderful... hooks?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 10: 'Ere 'Arr (with Allyson Cygan) from 2021-07-12T05:00
Freeze continues to make his chilling escape! He might miss his chance to make a a further ice pun but at least he manages to squeeze in a hockey one. We'll let you off, Mr.
Batman drops ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 9 Outtake - The Bonus World: Jurassic Park from 2021-07-11T12:00:42
Eddie Carr deserves revenge!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 9: Gotham's Ass (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow) from 2021-07-09T05:00
Mr Freeze gives us a chilling history lesson about our favourite sauropod and it is decidedly NOT COOL. He's definitely extinct - especially after being blasted into oblivion! But can our German...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 8: The Minute From Hell (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow) from 2021-07-07T05:00
Batman has invented another work of genius in the form of these new boots and they're really poppin', I must say! But can our pros prevent the pass of the puck?
Returning to the investiga...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 7: Sophie's Cop (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow) from 2021-07-05T05:00
LET'S HIT THE ICE, SK8ER BOIS!
The Mighty Ducks are on hand to dish out some destructive punishment - but can the hockey team from hell deal with our heroes once and for all?
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 6 Outtake - X-amining X-Men from 2021-07-04T22:09:52
APOCALYPSE TIME!
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 6 Outtake - Bedrock Blatherin' from 2021-07-04T22:01:45
Very droll.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 6: Colour-Coordinated Verbal Tomfoolery (with Gaz Flint) from 2021-07-02T05:00
Everything finally freezes today as Fries fully grasps the fantastic jewel.
The Flintstones meet Denver as Batman rides some tail!
Kill the heroes! But can Victor be sent to the co...
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 5: Copsicle (with Gaz Flint) from 2021-06-30T05:00
We enter the Gotham Museum of Art... and entering into THAT is none other than FRRRREEEEEZZZZZEEEEE. Learn that name well. It's ice to see you, but will you be granted meeeeaaaaarrrrrccccyyyy? Listen
BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 4 Outtake - Who Talks About The Watchmen? from 2021-06-28T20:38:56
WHAT THE **** HAPPENED?!?!?
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 4: Holy Hingle Hotline! (with Gaz Flint) from 2021-06-28T05:00
It's Redbird time! Apparently this is a thing - who knew?!?!?
The most upsetting thing in the entire Batman franchise falls upon us this minute as Alfred has to cancel the pizza. Press F....
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 3 Outtake - Bamboo Underwear from 2021-06-27T17:19:05
Can we get that pants money now, please?
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Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 3: Last Time I Checked, I Only Have One Butt from 2021-06-25T05:00
Doc Brown's Batmobile is ready to roll! Robin relishes this - after all, chicks DIG the car!
Sassy Alfred has a sly little dig at our heroes for being SO DAMN DESTRUCTIVE!
The next...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 2 Outtake - Kane v King from 2021-06-23T20:46:59
The campy fight of the century!
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 2: Alfred's Spaghetti from 2021-06-23T05:00
CGI hell leads us to Bat butt heaven and beyond! Our heroes go full 'Commando' then prepare to cruise right outta here.
Val is looking a little different...
The next episode follow...
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BONUS: Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 1 Outtake - Arnie Antics from 2021-06-22T20:56:31
Let off some steam.
Bat Minute&Robin - Minute 1: A Storm is Coming... from 2021-06-21T05:33:30
Strength. Courage. Honour. And loyalty. On June 21st, it ALL comes together...
That's right - Bat Minute is back! WITH ROBIN TOO! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, BAT MITES!
Bats looks a li...
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BONUS: Leprechaun in the Minute - Minute 24 Outtake - The Fraternal Brotherhood of Ice from 2021-04-02T12:24:45
Get down and funky! That's what rappers say, right? That's current?
Leprechaun in the Minute - Minute 24: The Toke of Terror (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo) from 2021-04-01T10:03:46
Evil's in the house once more as we're onto minute twenty four!
Dear lil' Lep is a big fan of the green if you know what I mean and Ice T is only happy to supply to save his life. Smoke '...
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Wild Mountain Thyme - Bee Movie Begins (with Liz Whitaker and Jarf Harden) from 2021-03-17T06:00
Welcome to Bat Minute's next hiatus episode. We're dead! That's right... DEAD EXCITED TO PRESENT THIS MASTERPIECE TO YOU ALL!
Join us in rain-soaked Ireland, where everybody's accent is t...
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Real Genius - Chris Knight Rises (with George Hendricks and Neil Brown) from 2021-02-14T22:14:41
This group of degenerates are back once more to discuss Real Genius (because they're geniuses themselves, after all). Along the way they just might strip off with nothing but a bowl of Jell-O, m...
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - A Reading from 2020-12-25T01:43:24
Jon decided to give you all a rather terrible reading of the wonderful book 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!' just for... well... Christmas! Enjoy, if you insist!
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The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2020 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam) from 2020-12-24T19:18:08
Bat Minute is here as your reward for getting through this year. Unwrap your audio gift and enjoy Jon, Niall, Dael and Omar talking about THE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING (no matter what Niall says) 'How ...
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Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Part 2 - The Butthole Cut of Thundercats (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2020-12-07T10:55:25
The Bat is back! The Turtles are... completing the circle? I don't know, nothing sounds good with "turtle".
Our super team-up are here once again to complete their sewer-diving journey th...
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Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Part 1 - Riddled with Chlamydia (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2020-12-01T10:25:09
The Dark Knight meets mutant mayhem!
A devilish team-up of The Shredder and Ra's al Ghul is running rampant in Gotham City. Desperate times call for desperate measures and our Caped Crusa...
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The Island of Dr. Moreau - Thank You, Radiation Wizard, For Your Necromancy (with Alyson Grimm) from 2020-10-31T12:40:16
The line that separates man from beast has been crossed!
I have almost achieved perfection you see, of a divine creature that is pure, harmonious, absolutely incapable of malice. And ...
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The Number 23 - The Fingerling Chronicles (with Dave Pallas and Lal Gall) from 2020-10-03T18:49:04
Sparrow... or Fingerling? Fingerling... or Sparrow? The answer is in the text... always returning to the text.
This is a tale of mystery, of murder, of pointless saxophones and NUMBERS TH...
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BONUS: Hedwig: Inch by Angry Inch - Chapter 0: A Gift-Wrapped Pod Still in the Box (with Conway) from 2020-09-27T18:45:01
A BONUS FROM JON'S OTHER PODCAST - HEDWIG: INCH BY ANGRY INCH! If you're interested that is. If not... well... move along, I guess!
The ...
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BONUS: Batman '84 Deleted Scene from 2020-09-11T05:00
For the Movies by Minutes at Home festival, an all-star cast got together to read an early draft of a script for a Batman movie, written in 1984! Want to know a little secret? Well, there is a d...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 122: Forever No More from 2020-09-09T05:00
There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny (yea...
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 121 Outtake - Bonus Episode - The Bonus Content - The Episode from 2020-09-08T13:00
Ultra Bat Minute 3 Turbo: Hyper Fighting.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 121 Outtake - Ben Folds Five (Minutes) from 2020-09-08T05:00
Who's so vain?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 121: Summer of '95 Preview Edition! (with Darren Husted) from 2020-09-07T05:00
Baby! Miniatures needed photographing, effects needed digitising and roses needed to deliver kisses - it's more wonderful credits action!
Returning to action from Alphabet St in his Littl...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 120 Outtake - Sentenced to 10 Years on Pandora from 2020-09-06T16:00:28
These guys all look the same to me, I dunno...
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 120 Outtake - An A-MUSEing Tangent from 2020-09-05T07:00
ROBOTS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 120: He's a Model(maker) and He's Looking Good (with Matthew Soto) from 2020-09-04T05:00
Scripts needed supervising, persons needed leading and dialogues needed coaching - it's moar credits! MOAR!
Joining the investigation today is a Bat Minute credits veteran - it's Matthew ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 119 Outtake - The Spector of Pacino from 2020-09-03T07:00
It's the end, the end of the century...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 119: Credit Wranglers (with Phillip Mottaz) from 2020-09-02T05:00
From body shaming to Two Tonne Thugs. From a true Diamond to JAG. We're deep in credit town now!
Joining our happy family all the way from Rockaway Beach is a guy who sure ain't no cretin...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 118: Sounds Like Shoshty (with Chrysanthe Tan) from 2020-08-31T10:44:29
Chase and Bruce enjoy a nice smile... before Batman and Robin are finally fully in action, baby! RUN, RUN, RUN! The '60s want their gimmick back. But you want names instead? Oh boy do we got nam...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 117: Corndog and Horndog (with Natasha Kermani) from 2020-08-28T05:00
After a brief game of Flappy Bird with Ed, Chase heads back to Alfred and Bruce who are practically hiding in the bushes. Master Wayne's secret is safe as Nygma i...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 116: Dr Meridian Chase (with Natasha Kermani) from 2020-08-26T05:00
Nygma knows who The Batman is! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THE REVEAL IS COMING!
Who is it? EDWARD! IS BATMAAAaaaAAAN! Oh... better just flap then, I guess.
Back to direct this madness once...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 115: Burton's Back in Da (Serious) House (on Serious Earth)! (with Natasha Kermani) from 2020-08-24T05:00
The Riddler just can't seal the deal. He's had about six million chances and screwed each and every one up. The shame of it all.
Bruce has made a decision. A revelation. He has made piece...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 114 Outtake - The Crimes of Carrey from 2020-08-22T05:00
To the moon... and beyond!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 114: Fate Two-Face (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence) from 2020-08-21T05:00
Bruce is right... emotion HAS always the enemy of true justice! How did we not see it before? BRING ON THE COIN! COINS! TOO MANY COINS!
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 113 Outtake - (Milton) Keen on Manson Riddler from 2020-08-20T09:00
Who could this be? Could it be?
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 113 Outtake - Blaine on the Brain from 2020-08-20T05:00
I hope people remember me as a guy who brought magic to the people. You know, pushed the boundaries of wonder.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 113: Irn-Bru and a Cigarette (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence) from 2020-08-19T05:00
Robin has managed to free his feet of his bonds! He’s an escape artist! A regular Houdini! DAVID BLAINE! And what upper body strength!
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 112: Diving For Dick (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence) from 2020-08-17T05:00
The Riddler’s terrordome begins its collapse! It’s over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FROM THIS TESLA COIL NIGHTMARE!
A distraught Nygma... distorts. UNLIMITED BRAINS!
Batman has only second...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 111 Outtake - Some Roads Are A U-Turn from 2020-08-15T05:00
They're a total wacko.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 111: Wi-Five (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam) from 2020-08-14T09:48:48
Who lives? Who dies? It's a Telltale game, people!
Nygma is stopped in his tracks by an intriguing proposition - Batman has a riddle for HIM. FOR THE RIDDL...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 110 Outtake - Doctor Lyonne vs The Daleks from 2020-08-13T08:00
Hand her the god-damn Sonic Screwdriver, jerkwad.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 110 Outtake - Culinary Conversations from 2020-08-13T05:00
Nom-nom-nom.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 110: The Mother of All It's All Connecteds (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam) from 2020-08-11T23:25:30
The Riddler mocks Ms Meridian, saying how she is just DESPERATE to be the love of Bruce’s life! I get it… but lots of women have tried, Chase! It's not going to h...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 109: Hand Churned Guano (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam) from 2020-08-10T05:00
The Riddler continues to gloat about his UNLIMITED POWAAAAA! Cool it, man. We get it. It WAS over the top!
He also d...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 108 Outtake - Dedications from McDiarmid from 2020-08-09T05:00
Wise Old Ben.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 108 Outtake - Carson O'Gin from 2020-08-08T05:00
Names - what's in a name anyway?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 108: Arnold SchwarzeNygma (with Crystal Beth and Neil Brown) from 2020-08-07T09:31:50
Batman heads straight into the enemy lair... head first too! Somehow.
GOZER BACK IN THE HOUSE, BABY! BUT DON'T FORGET OL' HARV!
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 107 Outtake - The Sacred Texts! from 2020-08-06T05:00
"Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one."
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 107: Overcooked and Half-Baked at the Same Time (with Tom Taylor and Pete Mummert) from 2020-08-05T10:10:07
We’re back as Batman is still dealing with a PRESSING matter. He's really feeling the squeeze today, folks!
Harvey d...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 106 Outtake - Continuity, Schmontinuity from 2020-08-04T05:00
Nobody does it better...
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 106: Flipping the Bird (with Alex Robinson) from 2020-08-03T09:22:54
AH-HA! IT'S HAAAAAARRRVEEEEEYYY!
He attacks... but fails within seconds. Watch out for those spin-kicks, dude.
A GLASGAE KISS! Robin is a Scotsman at heart. He’s THERE - he’s a her...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 105: Holy Astringent Plum-like Fruit (with Jessi Milestone) from 2020-07-31T05:00
HOLY MOLY! AN EARTHQUAKE! The Riddle Pipe doth rise. Sadly it's not brain-shaped.
Batman heads inside the unearthed structure... but is that wise, man? Really queen?
Back with parr...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 104: Batpedo (with Jessi Milestone) from 2020-07-29T05:00
James Bond has returned in... BATWING! And he's torpedo-ing straight out of the damn thing and into battle! What a guy!
Metal full of holes? Now… the real ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 103: Unsolicited Richard Grayson Pic (with Jessi Milestone) from 2020-07-27T05:00
Robin's Rocket is blown sky high! Rest in peace, little bird. Our villains have murdered a poor orphan and it’s the highlight of their week.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 102: The Robin Rocket (with Brittany Simon) from 2020-07-24T05:00
Robin rockets into action, but a quick game of Battleships is still in order - there's time for that, right?
B-12? Is it important? Is it nonsense? WHO CAN SAY?!?!?
Robin takes a m...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 101 Outtake - Street Biker Robin from 2020-07-23T05:00
Buff Robin, come out and play!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 101: Release the Tut Cut (with Neil Rickatson) from 2020-07-22T05:00
We swoop, we dive... we burst out of the sewers! BAT CREW IN FULL EFFECT!
Our hero begins his run on the Death Star's main reactor - and Gordon is the chief summoner.
We're also in...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 100: R for Ringwood (with Dan Kampling) from 2020-07-20T05:00
Today sees a difficult travel decision - sea or air? The Batwing is akin to a TIE Fighter, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
Bats is impressed with Robin's tailor. He's gonna have to ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 99 Outtake - Chrises on Infinite Earths from 2020-07-19T16:47:04
Chris, Chris, or Chris?
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 99: Dumps Like A Bat Truck (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane) from 2020-07-17T05:00
THE ALPHABET! OF COURSE! HOW STUPID OF US ALL!
Mr E. Could this be the key?
Most importantly of all, Stickley...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 97 Outtake - Irregular Remedies Final from 2020-07-16T12:00
Three pillows? Get outta here! One? BEGONE!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 98: Justice for Chief O'Hara (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane) from 2020-07-15T05:00
Chase is in dire need of some Batman! BATMAN YOU SAY?!?!?
Five little items of an everyday sort - you’ll find them ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 97: Pillow Powers (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane) from 2020-07-13T05:00
Bruce wakes up on the sofa after a tough night - we’ve all been there, dude.
Alfred fills him in with all the depres...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 96: Trip the Goon Fantastic (with Father David Mowry) from 2020-07-10T05:00
“Don’t kill him… if you kill him… you won’t learn nothin’”. They should probably just shoot him and get it done, but okay - this is certainly an intriguing move. ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 95: Standard-Issue Spitoon (with Father David Mowry and Doug Greenberg) from 2020-07-08T05:00
Bruce and Chase are on the staircase and they're kicking some keister! Those Putty Men go DOWN!
Harvey FINALLY gets ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 94: Deep Dish Two Face (with Father David Mowry and Doug Greenberg) from 2020-07-06T05:00
Goons go flying and poor pumpkins take a beating - the home invasion continues.
The Riddler and his comedy bombs do a number on The Bat's gear - good luck cracking crime now! Nygma is gon...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 93: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Spank Me (with Maria Lewis) from 2020-07-03T05:00
"Intruder alert, intruder alert" - SHUUUT UUUUUP!
The Riddler wields his skeleton-key-cane with precision and spanks his way through Wayne's securit...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Gabbin' 'bout Giger from 2020-07-02T13:00
"Like it or not, we are all insectoid aliens burrowing within our urbaniod bodies"
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Et Tu, U2 from 2020-07-02T07:00
Of course you're not shy
You don't have to deny love
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Candygram from 2020-07-02T05:00
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92: Our Nic (with Maria Lewis) from 2020-07-01T05:00
We’re back as Bruce struggles to talk about his memories, his past, his emotions… TYPICAL MAN! Chase shuts him up by leaning in for the kiss - anything to get out...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91 Outtake - If This Were a More Perfect World, We'd All Be Known as BATMNT Minute from 2020-06-30T22:00
Sky > Terrestrial.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91 Outtake - Red Book Club from 2020-06-30T17:00
The version we never got to see...
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91 Outtake - Why He Be Batman from 2020-06-29T22:11:42
I can make a Bat(man) out of you!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91: Creature of the Knight (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan) from 2020-06-29T05:00
Bruce is running, running, running… then falling, falling, falling! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! Even worse though? A GIANT BAT IS FLYING RIGHT FOR HIM! But is it a...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 90: All Tops, No Bottoms (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr) from 2020-06-26T05:00
“I want to tell you something… something I’ve never told anyone”. He's not married, is he?!?!?
Bruce time travels an...
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Bat Bulletin: RIP Joel Schumacher from 2020-06-24T19:03:55
RIP Joel.
Keaton is back (?).
Suicide Squad game.
What a roller coaster of a day!
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 89: The Best Cure Cover Band in the Land (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr) from 2020-06-24T05:41:20
If only Alfred hadn't dedicated his life to the ancient art of Butlering, he would have made a great father. The ship has sailed.
Kids show up for candy and Bruce's house must be the damn...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 88: Tea With The Queen (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr) from 2020-06-22T05:00
Teenage tantrums! Dick is on the loose.
No time to look for Dick, however - Bruce has his hot date with Chase and he's going to reveal all!
Chase sends some flowers spinning to the...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 87 Outtake - Rave Julia from 2020-06-21T09:53:56
Hugo or the Good Doctor?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 87: Beyond the Nipples (with Travis Bow) from 2020-06-19T05:00
Bruce won’t be swayed by Dick’s pleas - he’s stopping it all TONIGHT. To top it all off, despite only knowing Chase for a few days she's gonna learn the whole she...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 86: No Glove, No Love (with Travis Bow) from 2020-06-17T05:00
BATMAN IS NO MORE! All of this stuff has been turned off... I mean, there's no going back from that!
Dick cannot stop, cannot relent... his Japanese tale of vengeance must culminate in Tw...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 85: Just Thinkin' 'Bout Bats (with Travis Bow) from 2020-06-15T05:00
Batman's grin burns itself into our very souls as he shuffles away. Horrifying. Just... horrifying.
PRODIGY CHILD WINS EVERY AWARD GIVEN! READ ALL ABOUT IT...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 84: Zapf Battigan (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2020-06-12T05:00
His eyes… his lips… DEM LIPS, BABY! Oh and the body... whatever. It could be a hog body under there for all we know.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 83: You Can Leave Your Mask On (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2020-06-09T21:24:40
Chase slaps some lipstick on and heads to bed... only to be sensually roused from slumber by her winged wonderman. How romantic. SWOON TIME!
Chase is SHOOK...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 82: Bruce Swolo (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2020-06-08T05:00
Dick wants Al to hang his crappy Robin costume up next to the Batsuit “where it belongs”. I like the sentiment, kid, but THAT thing next to Bruce’s work of art? N...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 81: Daddy Dick (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson) from 2020-06-05T05:00
We’re back as Batman is no more… again. For the tenth time. Or he would be... if not for a little helping hand! Or should we say wing?
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 80: Mookery (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson) from 2020-06-03T05:00
DUCK AND COVER! Do as Bert the Turtles does and DUCK AND COVER! Hey, it works for Batman! Why can't he just die?!?
Two Face's solution? More wild gunfire, of course!
Taking another...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 79 Outtake - All Things Nice from 2020-06-02T05:00
Sugar and Harvey? Spice and Two Face? Two Face and Sugar? Harvey and Spice?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 79: You've Bitten The Flesh Tube (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson) from 2020-06-01T05:00
Two Face becomes the very symbol of America - a cowboy wildly firing a gun into the air and he flees the scene victorious. Our Bat is in hot pursuit.
A '90s technological showcase takes u...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 78 Outtake - Schumacher's Burtonverse from 2020-05-31T17:23:59
Somebody stop me!
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 78 Outtake - Grayson's Creek from 2020-05-30T05:00
There... is... another...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 78: Hungry Eyes (with Scott Carelli) from 2020-05-28T22:47:09
Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what?
It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to b...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 77 Outtake - Burton Beyond from 2020-05-28T05:00
To Tim Burton... AND BEYOND! With added Keaton.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 77: Titus Joins The Revolution! (with Scott Carelli) from 2020-05-27T05:00
Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN!
The ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 76 Outtake - Gearing Up from 2020-05-26T06:00
Vroom vroom! Got room for another tank?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 76: The Spicy Two Tonne Gang (with Scott Carelli) from 2020-05-25T09:16:45
Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, the Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - he's going f...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 75 Outtake - Rise of Rant-talker from 2020-05-23T05:00
They gab now? They gab now!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 75: Somehow... Poodle Lady Returned (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2020-05-22T12:54:41
Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart.
Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 74: Jim of Green Gables (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2020-05-20T05:00
Bruce is suspicious of the tech on show, but Nygma is in full gloat mode. What's stopping him from stealing thoughts, though?
Eddie steals Chase away for a quick DARNCE while Bruce sneaks...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 73: Imma Put On My Glasses (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2020-05-18T05:00
Bruce and Sugar hit it off - a little too well, if you ask me! I don't even think that this is a trick anymore!
Gordon the Guinea Pig is brought to The Box and takes a lovely Hawaiian hol...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 72: Grouchette (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2020-05-15T05:00
We’re back at Canto Bight as Edward Nygma is celebrating his big release - it's Box time!
Look how spiffy he is now....
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 71: Alexander Hamilton and the Revolution (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2020-05-13T05:00
Dick has demands: train me, damn it!
As Emperor Pennyworth surveys the worsening situation with glee, our young ward storms off like a little brat after Bruce's refusal.
Mr Wayne d...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 70: Bruce Twain and Chris McDonalds (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2020-05-11T05:00
Dick wants to deal the damage, but Bruce is bringing up some brilliant points - revenge will become his whole life. Who knows more about this than The Bat?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 69: The Return of Minute 69 from 2020-05-08T09:19:46
It's minute 69, dudes (nice) - and it's OG style!
Robin on the run! The Skeletal Mexican Punk Gang are in hot pursuit of our new hero, but a winged friend ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 68 Outtake - Curb Your Vamping from 2020-05-07T05:00
Pretty, pretty, pretty... good?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 68: En Vogue One - Trying to Get Dick (with Robin Garcia) from 2020-05-06T05:00
Tonight, a Dick becomes a Robin - it’s fightin’ time! GYMKATA!
As the Boy Wonder takes down the St Pauli Macho Men Gang, reinforcements are waiting in the wings. He may be getting the gir...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 67 Outtake - Pancakedemonium from 2020-05-05T05:00
It's cheat day, losers - yes it is!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 67: En Vogue One - A Bat Minute Story (with Beth Roars) from 2020-05-04T05:00
Bat Boy in the house! Well, kind of! These ladies are NOT impressed!
A scream screeches out and Dick leaps into action - time to become the hero he wishes to be. He follows the sounds and...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 66: Dig, Lazarus Pit, Dig!!! (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2020-05-01T05:00
Joyriding Dick is running rampant! He ain't in no Jag, baby! HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT BAT! TIME TO SMASH IT UP!
His fun is cut short, however, when some '90s honeys don't take too kindly to hi...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 65: The Nygma Stigma (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2020-04-29T05:00
Chase enjoys the jealousy - Bruce envious of Batman? It's not possible... or is it?!?!?
We're all two people... apparently. Harvey would totally be into this.
Bruce displays the wo...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 64: Keyboard Nipple (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2020-04-27T05:00
As Chase attends to her stupid kettle, Bruce has a little snoop... and uncovers a super fan! A super fan who thinks he's schizophrenic. You can't have it all, I guess.
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 63 Outtake - Drinking Snakes from 2020-04-26T14:53:42
Thirsty? It's urine time.
Hungry? Gimme that Grizzly Man.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 63: Carl Grissom's Gentleman Ghost (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black) from 2020-04-24T05:00
A Worry Doll! GEE, THANKS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED!
We learn of a red leather book. Will it be important later on? Uhh... no...
While we learn of hy...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 62 Outtake - Bojack Batman from 2020-04-23T05:00
Are you a member of the slacker community?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 62: Dick Wayne's Parents Are Died (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black) from 2020-04-22T05:00
Alfred's sleazy dungeon is now within Dick's grasp! Like the Prince of Persia, our little Robin leaps and slides and rolls... right down the stairs. Ouch. INTRUDER ALERT! Better tell that worry ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 61: Snoking Jacket (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black) from 2020-04-20T05:00
Things turn a little Sumerian as a Gozer-like energy entity attacks the city! Oh, wait, that's just flying brainwaves? Nothing to see here then, people - move along.
Edward 'Snoke' Nygma ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 60: Granny Chic (with Lal Gall and Claire York) from 2020-04-17T05:00
Does Dick want a nice simple life... or does he want what's behind THE MYSTERY DOOR?!?!?
Nygma Tech is unveiled! This guy has really made it now, right? He might as well just stop here. A...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 59 Outtake - Alex F from 2020-04-16T20:59:14
The doctor is IN.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 59 Outtake - Brendan Fraser Minute from 2020-04-16T20:47:40
Watch out for that... podcast?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 59: Executing Amy (with Lal Gall and Claire York) from 2020-04-15T05:00
Criminal casino carnage! Carrey and the crooks crack some faces... as well as their own hands! Two Face is looking mighty stylish though - sparkle sparkle.
Meanwhile, Bruce's intellect is...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 58 Outtake - Stiller vs Sandler from 2020-04-14T05:00
There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 58: Diamonds are (Batman) Forever (with Lal Gall and Claire York) from 2020-04-13T09:53:48
EGADS! IS THAT THE CULLINAN DIAMOND? Eh, close enough.
The raid continues unabated but Alfred has more pressing matters at hand - the ironing. Not one to be outdone, Dick displays the des...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 57: Coss a Toin (with Blake Reilly) from 2020-04-10T05:00
Annie Lennox is on hand to detail her grand plan - theft to finance... business. Then, together, they can unravel the grand mystery of The Bat!
Along the way, sanctity is violated, coins ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 56: Annie Lennox With a Lightsaber (with Blake Reilly) from 2020-04-08T11:28:58
Today we got a little something for everybody - it's so... YOOOOOU! And yet, so... YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU! Jeez - somebody stop him!
This dastardly duo delve into the pleasures of The Box - this...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 55: Come To Bed Eyes (with Blake Reilly) from 2020-04-06T05:00
FINISH HIM! Or so the plan goes. When Bats is weak, he shall be crushed! Whenever that is, of course.
The Riddler gets cocky and begins his takeover. This is his town now, baby.
Jo...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 54: Twirly Woos (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2020-04-03T06:00
Two Face is furious - how did this quizzical little man penetrate his inner sanctum? The segregated one is ready to end this trickster.
The Riddler has a challenge to present, however... ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 53: Crotchless at the Ritz (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2020-04-02T05:00
With the April Fools out of the way, we can hang out once more with a man who absolutely cannot abide tomfoolery (or buffoonery) - we enter Harvey's hideout... with added Sugar and Spice! So let...
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Bee Minute - Minute 49: I Feel Stung, Sting (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2020-04-01T05:00
The case proceeds and adds in a little danger... BEAR with us, Bee Brethren!
Next up to the stand is one Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE... otherwise known as... STING! The nerve on this...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 52 Outtake - Comrade Palacino from 2020-03-31T21:23:50
Bats (and cats) of the world, unite!
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 52 Outtake - Conversational Cornucopia from 2020-03-31T17:59:53
SHE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE?!?!?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 52: The Lovematic Nygma (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2020-03-30T05:17:52
Eddie hits the Photoshop hard in his attempt to solidify a new identity. A lot of duds here, but the dude is on the right track. I'm not sure if taking fashion tips from a Zoltar is the wisest m...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 51 Outtake - The Corden Blues from 2020-03-29T17:29:28
Have you tried switching him off and on again?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 51: The Last Jedi of Bat Minute Episodes (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson) from 2020-03-27T06:00
The goons open fire! Did they learn nothing from the past two seasons of this show?
To escape, Bats takes to the sky... well, his whole damn car does! Batm...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 50 Outtake - Voicing Concerns from 2020-03-26T23:30
So... you're going with that, huh?
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 50 Outtake - Venting on Villains from 2020-03-26T23:00
Could we maybe get a little break? As a treat.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 50 Outtake - Red Hot Shade from 2020-03-26T22:40:45
The shade of it all!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 50: This is a Tank, Sir (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson) from 2020-03-25T06:00
Two Face has had a little accident! OOPSIE! They're ready to make amends, however... by killing The Bat! Can Brucie Boy be stopped from Tokyo Drifting his way to safety?
Returning to the ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 49 Outtake - The Age of Robins from 2020-03-24T23:19:06
Old is the word.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 49: DOUBLEbluff (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson) from 2020-03-23T06:00
Alfred lets the young ward know that everything is going to be A-OK. He WILL fly again!
Dick broods in a turtleneck, thus confirming that he is already becoming Bruce Wayne.
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 48 Outtake - Macaulay Robin from 2020-03-22T22:52:07
Have you done a Neville Longbottom?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 48: All Part of Al's Plan (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2020-03-20T06:00
Robin: Origins.
Dick flip-flops once more and reveals all - he won't be hanging around too long! What a nice helmet, however.
Alfred reveals his knowledge of avian anatomy. I think...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 47: Something Said Not Good (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2020-03-18T06:00
We venture deep into the chambers of Bruce's personal memory palace today - The Bat is crossing the hedge!
With regards to Dick? It is... happening... again...
The signal shines br...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 46: Priest Chatback (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2020-03-16T06:00
We’re back in THAT alleyway! The Wayne’s are dead. As sad as this is, do you think we could maybe get outta here for once?
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 45 Outtake - Hat Minute Forever from 2020-03-15T19:43:28
You can leave your hat on...
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 45 Outtake - Defying Conventions from 2020-03-15T19:30:25
We've had First Comic Con, but what about Second Comic Con?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 45: Going to the Dogs (with Jonathan Howell) from 2020-03-13T07:24:31
Alfred teases Dick with his wondrous tray of delights! Then he ruins it with milk. It doesn't stop our Grayson from making his move on that meat - not for the dogs! NO!
Bruce is rememberi...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 44 Outtake - This Bonus is Family from 2020-03-12T06:00
If you're here, you're family.
As long as you're drinking a Corona.
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 44 Outtake - Talkin' Softball and Footfalls from 2020-03-11T10:00
Run, Neil, run!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 44: Fonzie's Treehouse (with Jonathan Howell) from 2020-03-11T06:00
It's gear head mania this minute, folks! Time to rev that Harley!
Hold it. You can't do that - most of them won't run. WHO COULD POSSIBLY STICK AROUND TO FIX 'EM?!?!?
Returning to ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 43: Biker Mice from Bars (with Jonathan Howell) from 2020-03-09T06:00
Dick is a lost man. Sorry, kid. Kid. Drill that into your heads, people. Anyway, he can't catch up with the circus now! They're a whole damn town away! Bruce seems to want to take him out to a b...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 42: You Can Call Me Al (with Jack Harvey) from 2020-03-06T07:21:08
The Graysons are broken, never to soar again.
After this disaster, we apparently learn that Bruce just commutes daily from England. He offers to adopt a grown man, which is acceptable for...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 41 Outtake - The George Lazenby of Superman from 2020-03-05T06:00
The name's Man... Super... Man.
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 41 Outtake - Sponsored by Greggs from 2020-03-04T18:00
Get your cappuccino now!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 41: The End of the Bat and the Brat (with Jack Harvey) from 2020-03-04T06:00
Young Dick detaches the bomb and rolls it into the ocean, merely committing atrocities against sea life - which is apparently fine. Nice work.
Poppa Grayson takes one hell of a nosedive a...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 40: The Schumacher Way, Baby! (with Jack Harvey) from 2020-03-02T06:00
IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY! Bat Minute is back with a bang - well, hopefully not!
The Grayson family are advancing on the comedy, 1960s, bomb but Two Face has a plan to cease their push...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 39 Outtake - Jay and Silent Bob - Reboot - Review from 2020-03-01T15:00:31
Hey, man! These Sleepy Charlie releases are a triumph of podcasting.
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 39: Freebie Bottoms from 2020-02-28T06:00
Listeners - who IS Batman, anyway? Perhaps it's one of you pasty-faced twits, eh? I joke, I joke... but something tells me that Harvey isn't kidding at all.
Bruce tries to reveal...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 38: Ballistic Bottoms (with Phoebe Bottoms) from 2020-02-26T06:00
'Cause I... wanna be... HAAAAAARRRRRVVVVVEEEEEEEEYYYYY!
Johnny Rotten is in the house, people! Well, close enough.
Nygma is watching the circus showdown via Twitch stream ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 37: From Big Top to Bottoms (with Phoebe Bottoms) from 2020-02-24T06:00
DISASTER LOOMS!
Despite an IMPRESSIVE display from the fantastic FLYING GRAYSONS, the vile gangster TWO FACE invades Gotham's hippodrome! This act surely spells certain...
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 36: The Ringmaster's Wife (with Kit Flemons) from 2020-02-21T06:00
Chase turns down the date... because she's met someone! Tall, dark, handsome... a little flighty. AWKWARD!
We are introduced to one "Richard". This kid's got a future, huh? Such style. Listen
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 35: The Flying Reagans (with Kit Flemons) from 2020-02-19T06:00
John, Mary, Mitch and Dick. The Family is in full effect. Get Dom Toretto on the horn. With their old-school looks, they're ready to take to the skies and fly.
Bruce has something else on...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 34 Outtake - Bonus Content, Bonus Content, BONUS CONTENT! from 2020-02-18T21:55:30
We're the hosts with the most, babe!
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 34: #NotAllCircuses (with Kit Flemons) from 2020-02-17T06:00
Bruce clarifies that he's NOT a dirty, dirty, dog and we then all head out on a date to the Hippodrome - that old cliche! It's time to get down with the clown once more...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 33: Johnny Intelligent (with Christy Porter and Gerry Porter) from 2020-02-14T06:00
Do YOU have a thing for bats? Well, you're in the right place, Mr Rorschach!
Meanwhile, Bruce mocks Chase's love of dolls. Not cool, du...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 32: Indiana Jones and the Riddle of the X-Ray Skull (with Christy Porter) from 2020-02-12T06:00
“Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead”.
I bet this one is going to take WEEKS to solve! WEEKS ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 31: Ce n'est pas une Minute (with Christy Porter) from 2020-02-10T06:00
Bruce starts this professional relationship with a bang! AND A CRASH! I'm not so sure this was a smooth move...
Chase doesn't seem inte...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 30: Kung Fu Faux Pas (with Gaz Flint) from 2020-02-07T06:00
"i draw this car when i was young...for me the body of this car is specially sexy...if a car could be ''sexy''
- Guy on the Internet Movie Car Dat...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 29: Gifs of Lips (with Gaz Flint) from 2020-02-05T06:00
Nygma's den is something to behold... but he's got a great taste in magazines. Ms. Gotham? Save us a copy!
Want to go one better? He's got Zoltar just chilling here. Totally normal.
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 28 Outtake - Turturro and Trailer Talk from 2020-02-04T06:00
The Riddler vs John 'The Roman' Turturro.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 28: The New Hampton Nygmas (with Gaz Flint) from 2020-02-03T06:00
BRUCE TO YA FACE! BOING!
As a familiar visage flies towards us, Bruce tries to crack a not-so-tough riddle. He's going to be getting VERY familiar with this particular process! But who on...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 27: Stolen Colon (with Rob Lumley and Duff) from 2020-01-31T06:00
To: Whom it may concern
From: Fred Stickley
RE: ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 26 Outtake - Alfred Pennywise from 2020-01-30T19:29:34
Well, I'm Pennywise the Dancing Butler.
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 26 Outtake - A Mouthful of Douglas from 2020-01-29T19:50:24
Chow down.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 26: For Whom the Manilla Folds (with Rob Lumley and Duff) from 2020-01-29T06:00
Harvey Dent is on fire... or it sure feels like it!
As his career takes a turn for the worse, the DA's brain suffers the consequences!
Joining our top team of investigative talent ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 25 Outtake - 3rd Rock From The Fun from 2020-01-27T22:16:03
Incoming message from the Big Giant Bat!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 25: Drop Dead, Fred (with Lauren Ashley Carter) from 2020-01-27T06:00
Fred… BAAAAABE… you, are, fired! SURF'S UP!
Stickley takes a nose dive straight to the watery depths below. Nygma is...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 24: Mr Bizarre Unethical Toad's Wild Ride (with Sean German and Dave Pallas) from 2020-01-24T06:00
This toad is to be reported - FCC-bound, baby! Uhh... I'm not so sure that it's a smart move to threaten somebody who is clearly so absurdly out of their mind, but okay.
CLIFFHANGER! Our ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 23 Outtake - Call To Anten-sion from 2020-01-23T06:00
Aerials in the sky
When you lose small mind
You free your life
Aerials so up high
When you free your eyes
Eternal prize
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 23: Xtreme Fishing with Not Ed Begley Jr. (with Sean German and Dave Pallas) from 2020-01-22T06:00
What do we got this episode, eh? A FLOCK OF FREAKIN' FREUDS! FANTASTIC!
After a quick cortex vaccum, Eddie's boss ain't quite serving up some brain deep-fry - in fact, he seems... fine? W...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 22 Outtake - Bat vs Bond (in Black) from 2020-01-21T22:54:53
It's so deadly my dear
The power of having you near
Until that day
Until the world falls away
Until you say there'll be no more goodbyes
I see it in your eyes
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 22: Edward Ooze (with Sean German and Dave Pallas) from 2020-01-20T06:00
LOSING... RESOLUTION... but that can't stop this show, baby! We're coming through loud and clear and we're ready to rock and roll here on the BRAIN DRAIN!
Nygma is Listen
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 21 Outtake - Moustache Pete or Moustache Creep from 2020-01-19T12:36:38
To creep, or not to creep?
What was I laughing at again?
BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 21 Outtake - Ham Radio from 2020-01-19T11:54:04
I... AM... AN... ACTOR!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 21: Forever 21 (with Molly Bailen) from 2020-01-17T06:00
Edward is going to show Bruce! He's gonna show that it works, damn it! First, it's time to go Full Carrey...
Begley is back! But caffeine'll kill 'im! Or will THE DEVICE?!?!? IT'S A FISH ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 20: Bat-ménage à Trois (with Molly Bailen) from 2020-01-15T06:00
Chase knows that Bats likes a strong woman - but does she need to WHIP out a new costume for total seduction?
Gordon bursts onto the scene, pyjama-clad! We're getting hot under the collar...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 19 Outtake - Carpenter Kinks from 2020-01-14T06:00
Johnny the Joker.
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 19: Free Ballin' (with Molly Bailen) from 2020-01-13T07:37:25
The Bat Signal is NOT a beeper! But how exactly do you get in touch for a Batman booty call anyway? Chase's interest here sure isn't professional! IT'S PEC TIME!
Shouldn'...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 18 Outtake - I WKDed With A Zombie from 2020-01-11T06:00
WKD, WKD... Bat Minute massive.
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 18: Are Nipples Peak Nineties? (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2020-01-10T07:00
As Iron Man rockets towards his cave, Alfred stands ready to remove his clothing for him.
The Batmobile hits the streets - shake ya tail fin!
Our hero arrives at the Bat Signal to ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 17 Outtake - Falling Clown from 2020-01-09T06:00
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 17: No Surprises with Iron Bat (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2020-01-08T07:00
Sorry Eddie - no dice. No moolah. Zilch. The Bat has left the building.
Nygma ain't letting it go, however - he's going to MAKE Bruce understand. Not ominous at all. Nope...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 16 Outtake - Marty Scorsese Loves You 3000 from 2020-01-07T14:43:49
4DX, baby!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 16: The Box&Chill (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2020-01-06T08:01:22
Why be brutalised by an uncaring world? You COULD be listening to Bat Minute instead!
Nygma reveals his intentions -...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 15 Outtake - A Hard Rainn's Gonna Fall from 2020-01-05T13:20:12
A SUPER casting?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 15: Diet Creeper (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker) from 2020-01-03T06:00
Edward eschewed the Japanese method last week but he's finally convinced to release his creepy and no doubt sweaty iron grip. I think we got a stalker on our hands.
His grand plan to woo?...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 14 Outtake - Slating Chris Evans from 2020-01-02T18:05:58
To Chris, or not to Chris?
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 14: Promote Him To Customer (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker) from 2020-01-01T06:00
Bruce bobbles around the R&D department and encounters the ultimate fanboy - Lyle Heckendorf. Or something like that anyway. This man is something of an enigma, but he sure can shake a mean hand...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 13: #Necronomicondom (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker) from 2019-12-30T06:00
Harvey Two-Face is making Mr Wing proud with his parachute style - he's bringing that yin and yang energy as he escapes the chopper.
Meanwhile, Batman careens into a horrendous wreck! He'...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 12: Suspenders of Disbelief (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle) from 2019-12-27T06:00
"Ah, to finally be rid of that pointy eared, steroid eating, rubber suited, cross dr...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 11 Outtake - Trailer Talk Boys (and Girl) from 2019-12-26T06:00
Listen up, Fleabags.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 11: Bat Hawk Down (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle) from 2019-12-25T06:00
Gordon and co. hit the scene! Gordon Gang in full effect!
Despite all the changes that Gotham has been through, they certainly still love ENORMOUS STATUES!
Most importantly though?...
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The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2019 - Christmas at Pee-Wee's Playhouse from 2019-12-25T06:00
Once again Bat Minute is here to blow all of those other gifts out of the water. As you unwrap this audio delight, prepare to cast everything else into the fire! KRAMPUS TAKE THEM!
Jon an...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 10 Outtake - Peter Stringfellow: Fury Road from 2019-12-24T06:00
WITNESS STRINGFELLOW!
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 10: Batman Goes to the Go-Go (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle) from 2019-12-23T06:00
The shoes, they are a-meltin'. Unfortunately it's not through some fancy footwork - oh no, it's that BOILING ACID again!
Batman cracks the safe in record time - there was no hours-long ma...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 9: Johnny Crackers (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2019-12-20T06:00
WE'RE BACK IN DA CHOPPA!
As Two Face reveals that he is in fact after the cash, we also learn that his plan also involves BOILING ACID! OH NO!
Can the Bat HEAR a solution?
H...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 8: Vaulting Into Danger (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2019-12-18T06:00
Outworld has invaded Earthrealm! Baraka is on the scene!
How to stop a deranged Tarkatan? It's taser-time!
Bats enters the vault... but, incoming transmission from the Admiral: IT'...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 7: The Pfeiffer That Chased The Sun (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2019-12-16T06:00
BLAST HIM!
Or... not? Batman ain't going down that easily!
Two Face does a runner and our hero has to lay the smack down on some jabronis.
Joining this week's investigation ...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 6: Balls to the Wall (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele) from 2019-12-13T06:00
The rules of right and wrong no longer apply and our former D.A. is now a loose cannon!
Despite confusing a bat for a rodent, Chase is ready to get down and dirty with our hero!
LE...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 5: Introducing Dr Thirst Meridian (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele) from 2019-12-11T06:00
GORDON IS BACK ON THE SCENE, BAY-BAY! He's got a great plan to solve this stand-off. He needs... a horn? That's it? That's your solution? God damn it, Jim! At least a man in fetish gear is zip-l...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 4: Sleight of Hand and Twist of Fate (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele) from 2019-12-09T06:00
Your arbiters of true justice are here to dispense the judgement of fate upon the populace - YOU GOOD PEOPLE!
What controls it all? It's blind, stupid, si...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 3: Romy&Michelle's High Street Allusion from 2019-12-06T06:00
If you like driving, boy do we got driving today! Wobbly cars galore! Where my gear heads at?
Billy Dee is back on the scene in the role of Harvey De... wait... hold on... I'm hearing ove...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 2 Outtake - Butler Banter at Croft Manor from 2019-12-05T06:00
Jeeves? Winston? MR FREEZE.
Bat Minute Forever - Minute 2: Vichyssoise Makes The Old Skull Grow from 2019-12-04T06:00
Our Bat Boys get suited and booted today as we're already right into the action! This ain't your momma's Batman.
As our hero goes all Commando on us (the movie, not the other thi...
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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 1: It's Morphin' Time! from 2019-12-02T06:00
We're like a growing addiction that you can't deny...
That's right - Bat Minute is back! BAT MINUTE IS FOREVER!
Some things have changed, while others remain the s...
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Mars Attacks! - Don't Run, We Are Your Friends (with George Hendricks, Neil Brown and Lal Gall) from 2019-11-09T16:33:49
ACK! ACK! ACK!
The Bat Boys are back and this time their mission is to save the entire planet! Along the way they'll encounter saucer people, doughnuts, Egyptian...
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Joker - You Wouldn't Get It (with Neil Brown) from 2019-10-10T22:24:23
Joker
The King of Comedy is back as you've never seen him before! Hear us discuss Arthur's Taxi Drive along the downward spiral that leads him to the edge and beyond!
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Johnny Dangerously and The Groundhog's Day Beheadings (with Doug Greenberg) from 2019-09-22T13:03:11
Johnny Dangerously
This is the life, folks - Johnny Dangerously is here to show you all just how fun DISorganised crime c...
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caTWOman, Pitof and the Man Sandwich - Part 2 (with Alyson Grimm and Liz Whitaker) from 2019-08-21T13:37:34
Your Patience has been rewarded once more... PART DEUX is now! What a purrfect time.
The Bat Minute crew are not contained by the rules of society. They follow their own desires and relea...
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Catwoman, Pitof and the Man Sandwich - Part 1 (with Alyson Grimm and Liz Whitaker) from 2019-08-13T21:32:33
Your Patience has been rewarded, loyal listeners... the hiatus is here, the hiatus is now.
Bat Minute episodes come when they feel like it, not when they're told. Meow.
Joining our...
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Bat Minute - Patreon Exclusives! from 2019-07-25T21:25:02
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 126: Batman Beyond Life and Death from 2019-07-05T05:12
With a last kiss
It's falsehood's flame
It's a crying shame
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 125: One Last Yeehaw For The Road from 2019-07-03T05:12
And now, the end is near
And so we face the final curtain
My friend, we'll say it clear
We'll state our case, of which we're certain
We've lived a life that's full
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 124: Bat Minute Classic from 2019-07-01T05:12
The Bat Minute crew are back and kickin' it old school as they begin to close out this delightful tale as the OG tandem.
If you thought chatting about names could be dull, you obviously a...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 123: Things Get Hairy (with Jonathan Carlisle) from 2019-06-28T05:12
They're back? Again? Inconceivable!
We are podcasters of action - lies do not become us. We said we'd do these damn credits and we certainly are! The names keep on comin'!
We saved...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 122: BOOM! (with Beth Roars) from 2019-06-26T05:12
The Bat Minute crew are wading through the credits once again - but they're not alone!
Joining the case is a first-time investigator - it's vocal coach, musical director, YouTuber AND pod...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 121: Musically Freezing To Death (with Chrysanthe Tan) from 2019-06-24T05:12
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
What's that? We're releasing this in June? Whatever, square!
Good will to all men... and women... but seemingly, not cats. Bad form, Brucie!
As th...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 120: Barry Batman (with Meredith Woerner) from 2019-06-21T05:12
Miss Kitty Returns! Or does she? Is she back? Is this a total stranger? Who the hell knows?!?!? Does Bruce even care at this point?
Bruce takes in the stray and it suddenly dawns on Alfre...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 119: Four Dannys and an Arnold (with Allison Closs) from 2019-06-19T05:12
With the utmost of respect, the gathered masses of penguins see their wayward son off for the final time. As the black ooze seeps from his mouth, the life leaves him... to then enter some ginger...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 118: Silky Smooth Shrek Thicc Fic (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2019-06-17T05:12
Press F to pay respects. The Penguin... is gone.
As tears fall down all of our cheeks, the Grand Council of Penguinkind arrive to send their wayward son on his final journey. He may have ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 117: #Trollfoot4BatMinute (with Molly Bailen) from 2019-06-14T05:12
Today sees a mistreated Penguin man dying amidst the ruins of his broken dreams. I feel so emotional, baby!
Before t...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 116: Sweet Japanese Cutlery (with Molly Bailen) from 2019-06-12T05:12
Selina might be dying on her feet at this point, but it's not stopping her from making plans for NEXT Christmas! Gotta keep positive, girl!
She makes plans for right now too - plans to ki...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 115: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (with Molly Bailen) from 2019-06-10T05:12
YYYYOOOOUUUUU'RRRREEE FFFFIIIIRRRREEEEEED!
Vince McMahon strikes! Or is it Max?
Catwoman shows what Sesame Street taught her and impresses us all with her counting skills. One life...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 114 Outtake - Jimmy Scrambles and the Motionless Drummer from 2019-06-09T11:08:52
That little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good.
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 114: Makeup Mishap (with Eric Jack Nash) from 2019-06-07T05:12
Batman and Catwoman are split right down the centre! Good god, can somebody clean this mess up?
It seems that they're actually fine. Way to scare us. Bats has developed the ol' 'disappear...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 113: Schrödinger's Bat (with Eric Jack Nash) from 2019-06-05T05:12
It's a die for a die and the Bat is ready to fly - via zip wire at least. Brucie boy has Max sorted, done and dusted so his attentions are elsewhere - namely on avoiding an old fashioned whippin...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 112: Look What The Cat Dragged In (with Eric Jack Nash) from 2019-06-03T05:12
Max escapes the cage! He's safe! Or so he thinks - instead he's pulled down into that suspiciously clean water.
The Battle of Arctic World rages on as Catwoman emerges once more and crack...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 111: I Too Have A Bit (with Omar Najam) from 2019-05-31T10:21:08
The Penguin shows his combat skills... which... are sorely lacking. But he's got the passion, baby! The heart of a champion!
Batman reveals his secret weapon - bats in the trunk. That's c...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 110: Vincent Price's Arkham Asylum (with Omar Najam) from 2019-05-29T05:12
Within the wreckage of the Penguinmobile... Batman finds... no corpse? COBBLEPOT IS LOOSE! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! PENGUIN FROM THE TOP ROPE!
It's 'Genuine Freak vs Masked Freak' in the batt...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 109 Outtake - One of Those Henry Selick Moons from 2019-05-28T12:00
You know the ones.
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 109: Tip The Duck! (with Omar Najam) from 2019-05-27T10:14:47
Circus-folk cartwheel out of the picture and even the Poodle Lady slinks off into the darkness. The Penguin... is alone. He invents a DC Kart Racing video game in the meantime though, so it's no...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 108: Creepy Poodle Puppet (with Jake Clark) from 2019-05-24T05:12
The Penguin chews like never before - both the scenery and whatever the hell is in his mouth. He knows what's coming, but doesn't want to face it.
Max plots his monkey-based escape! Can h...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 107: Locutus of Berg (with Jake Clark) from 2019-05-22T05:12
The countdown begins... 10... 9... you know the rest.
But Alfred goes all Hackers (1995) on us and jams the signal, yo! Totally radical, old man. Locutus The Penguin is totally l...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 106: Tues-Fast, Tues-Furious (with Alex Robinson) from 2019-05-20T05:12
The Penguin is gonna lay you all on a cold, hard, slab - why didn't we all support his insane plans, eh? If only we had!
As more super soldiers converge on Gotham plaza, two prepare to at...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 105: Extreme Humble Brags with Michael Douglas (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby) from 2019-05-17T05:12
With a hop, a skip and a jump the battle is ON!
Meanwhile, the Batskiboatthingamabob is en route, ready and willing to save the day as only Brucie baby can.
The Penguin Liberation ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 104: Pullin' a Patton (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby) from 2019-05-15T05:12
THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!
Commissar Cobblepott rallies his troops - the time is now! DEATH TO ALL OF GOD'S...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 103: Young Monkey Sir (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby) from 2019-05-13T06:45:48
The Bat strikes! The Organ Grinder is... ground? I don't know. We're not seeing him again is the point.
We get a demonstration of evil from ol' Pengie as he shows Max just what he's going...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 102: Bat Minute and the Sewer of Doom (with Pete Mummert) from 2019-05-10T05:12
Today sees a little Pied Penguin action as Oswald tells all - leading a children's crusade? Well, kind of! BUT WITH MORE TOXICITY!
The Organ Grinder is enjoying a lovely train ride with t...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 101: IN THE DUCK! (with Crystal Beth) from 2019-05-08T05:12
Max reveals the weird thing he does for fun... or something. Being submerged in raw sewage? Okay, dude...
The Penguin is game for this idea and chooses to go with it and let the prince li...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 100: Eatin' Turd Logs (with Ralph Attanasia) from 2019-05-06T10:12:40
We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids!
To be fair, it sounds...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 99: Ducking Things Up (with Scott Carelli) from 2019-05-03T05:12
The revelation is too much for either party to take - Selina has gone so far beyond sanity at this point that I'm not sure if Brucie-baby can reel her back in!
As they go to take things o...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 98: Pow! Zap! Bam! Duelling Personas! (with Scott Carelli) from 2019-05-01T05:12
Selina is absolutely losing it today as she reveals her new plan - to put an end to Max and his evil once and for all! Ms Kyle has lost herself entirely - who is she now?
Quick-thinking B...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 97: Gigglepuss (with Scott Carelli) from 2019-04-29T05:12
Selina amps up the sensual, seductive, chat and invites Bruce to join her in the bedding department! Doing it right here in the store? Whatever floats your boat!
They're both tired of wea...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 96 Outtake - The Knight Around Christmas from 2019-04-28T15:51:49
The Podcasting Calendar Men Strike Again.
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 96: Feedin' the Ol' Cat (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2019-04-26T05:08:59
Bruce is face to face with his lovely foe - as is Selina! This bitter sweet encounter turns into a game of tic tac toe! No hard feelings though... or is there?
Tackling this minute once a...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 95: Strick Revised Draft Excluders, Coming Soon! (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2019-04-24T05:10:02
WHY ON EARTH WOULD BRUCE ATTEND SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PARTY?!?!? Alfred knows the real spots that are poppin' this weekend - trust this party animal, man.
Oh, Bruce attends anyway....
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 94: Pimp My Duck (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak) from 2019-04-22T05:12
Minute 94 (94) starts with a bang as The Penguin reveals the plan - kidnap them kids and make the folks pay! DEARLY! WITH DEATH!
A vocal dissenter is shot down - you don't go against this...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 93 Outtake - Do Crow On from 2019-04-20T12:00
Brother Crow or Feathery Dino Tails?
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 93: My Evil Scheme, by Oswald Cobblepot (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2019-04-19T05:12
DID YOU MISS US? Of course you did! What about Pengie? Maybe not so much... his crew certainly seem to be starting to think a little differently at least!
OSWALD IS NO MORE! He's dead. Do...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 92: Flight of The Penguin (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2019-04-17T05:12
Fruit, veg... baby, we got a salad going on! FOOOOOOODDD FIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!
To top it off we got a Penguin on the move! Look at that sucker fly! AND DIVE! Ker-splash indeed.
There a...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 91: Mix Master Bruce (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2019-04-15T08:42:17
A HARP FROM HELL! VENTRILOQUISM! And once more Bruce is hitting those decks like the DJ devil he is. Scratch that CD, mix-master!
It doesn't win any favours with Max - he's outta here! So...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 90 Outtake - QVC Incriminations from 2019-04-15T08:26:01
Hawkers' anonymous.
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 90: Night Times With Alfred (with Brady Crane) from 2019-04-12T05:12
FOR THE GLORY OF GOTHAM! Oswald delivers a rousing speech to the masses.
Bruce is watching the TV. Again. Does this guy have time to fight crime with the amount of programming he consumes...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 89: Maiden Rulesz!! (with Brady Crane) from 2019-04-10T05:12
The Batmobile is no more! That is, unless Bruce and Alfred can cobble something together - and fast! They can do that, right? Easy enough.
Bruce decides to plunge his hand into a fish tan...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 88: Danny Oingo Boingo (with Brady Crane) from 2019-04-08T05:12
"If it works, don't fix it". Close enough. That'll do.
The MAXquerade ball is here, people! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Wait... Max... que...rade?
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 87: Lazer-Blade Cucumber (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German) from 2019-04-05T05:12
The Bat is back and he's in control! In control of his totally trashed ride that is! ROCKET LUGE TIME, BAY-BAY!
Oswald laments the lack of bladder weakness from our hero but Max tries to ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 86: International Woman of Mystery (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German) from 2019-04-03T05:12
A HARP FROM HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
But that isn't what's controlling the car - oh no. Bats has it all figured out now - some damn circus ball... thing. OF COURSE!
As the Caped Cr...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 85: The Theme Park That Once Almost Was But Then Wasn't (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German) from 2019-04-01T05:57:58
BATMAN IS OUT OF CONTROL! Is he drunk, or is a mysterious force in command?
Pengie says RELAX!
Relax? Not in this car-based chaos!
Joining the investigation are a new dynami...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 84 Outtake - Karate Kid Minnnnuuuttte! from 2019-03-31T14:40:24
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 84 Outtake - Blackjack Claptrap from 2019-03-30T13:42:05
Aniseed, anyone?
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 84: You've Got To Know Who's Doing The Evil (with Darren Husted) from 2019-03-29T06:12
WOOP WOOP! IT'S THE SOUND OF THE PO-LICE!
It's po-po panic today as Batman is pursued into his waiting little tankie, desperate to survive. It was a bad move - The Penguin has assumed con...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 83: Catty Poppins (with Heidi Bennett) from 2019-03-27T06:12
Catwoman takes to the skies - though perhaps a little forcibly!
SHE FALLS! RIGHT THROUGH A GREENHOUSE! And with a scream to break even glass. Is this kitty down for the count, or does she...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 82: Flibberty Gibbit (with Heidi Bennett) from 2019-03-25T06:12
Pengie breaks out the bubbly! It's Moët time, bay-bay! Oswald has a few other ideas of how to celebrate, however... and Selina is having NONE of it! Down, boy! Listen
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 81: It's That Milky Crevice Again (with Claire York) from 2019-03-22T06:12
Catwoman has found the way to Batman's heart - through his damn chest, of course! Those claws have gotta hurt!
Bruce has had enough - he exits the scene in the most absurd fashio...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 80: Tim Burton, The Daddy We All Need (with Brittany Simon) from 2019-03-20T06:12
Things get more intimate than ever before today on the show as the Cat and the Bat engage in a little playtime. Bruce is licked!
Is this a fight? Is it enticing? For these two, it's gotta...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79 Outtake - Bros Go Gaga from 2019-03-19T22:32:05
You won't suffer in silence
You're a talent
You know that I've noticed
You'd like to be a legend
A big star over night!
I can't answer your question
- I can't...
BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79 Outtake - Martin Scorsese's Hang Time from 2019-03-19T20:11:09
Hang Time
Running together
Putting it on the line
Hang Time
Jammin' forever
Taking it up for hang time
We're hot, we're in the zone
Part of a team, ne...
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79: A Crystal Beth Tub (with Liz Whitaker and Alyson Grimm) from 2019-03-18T06:12
The Ice Princess is hanging by a fingertip, by a nail! Wait a minute... LAWN DART! These things are god-damn deadly!
As a swarm of bats bursts forth from their hiding place, our cold one ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 78 Outtake - More Staaarr Waaarrrs Minutes! from 2019-03-15T19:57:48
Indy & Han: Up in Smoke!
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 78: Gimp Girl and the Vinyl Bondage Zombies (with Lal Gall) from 2019-03-15T06:12
Catwoman has been going hungry this whole damn time. Bruce, dude - what were you doing on this little date of yours earlier? FEED THIS CAT!
Oh, wait, she's found a food source... the floo...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 77: WhyMCA (with Lal Gall) from 2019-03-13T06:12
THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus.
Mean...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 76 Outtake - Four Star Waaarrrrs Minutes! from 2019-03-11T21:24:26
You imagine three fools talking. I hear it. I hear the podcast.
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 76: Justice Beleaguered (with Lal Gall) from 2019-03-11T06:12
Selina speeds and changes outfit at the same time - what a talent! I wish I could do the same, damn it.
Batman preps in similar fashion. Little do both parties know, but they're heading i...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 75: Bat Jumper (with Gary Gavigan) from 2019-03-08T06:12
Selina is trying to evacuate the area as fast as possible but nothing gets by the watchful eye of our favourite butler!
He has been tasked with writing a dirty limerick. I shudder to thin...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 74: Good Ali-bye (with Gary Gavigan) from 2019-03-06T06:12
Bruce and Selina have paused their passions to hear the news about the Ice Princess. A Batarang has been found at the scene and this can mean only one thing, right? Uh, wait a minute... no... Listen
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 73: The Candles, The Music, The Sexy Dress... I Mean, What's Going On Here? (with Gary Gavigan) from 2019-03-04T06:12
This house date is getting a little more hot and heavy on the sofa this week and Selina reveals that she's not so into the normal guys... she prefers a real sicko! They got commitment in spades,...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 72: The Dating Wayne (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2019-03-01T06:45:58
This passionate couple unleash their desires by... having a lovely fireside chat. How civilised.
Is Bruce about to reveal that he's some kind of serial cheat or something? After all, "the...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 71: Captain Batarang (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2019-02-27T06:12
OUR BELOVED ICE PRINCESS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! IS THIS THE END OF OUR CITY'S MOST HONOURABLE REPRESENTATIVE?!?!?
Never mind that... Bruce and Selina are on a date! Oooooh yeah - this is ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 70: Gotham After Midnight (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes) from 2019-02-25T06:12
We've got a flirt-off, folks! Bruce and Selina duking it out! Wayne secures a victory by landing a dinner date. An EARLY dinner date - be precise here.
The Ice Princess gets a visit from ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 69: Tabloid Tirades (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell) from 2019-02-22T06:12
It's minute 69 once again, dudes! ALRIGHT!
Bruce is putting the moves on Selina right here. He's got his Wooing Cravat on and everything! You sly dog, you.
The news stands are abso...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 68: Latex Lickin' Good (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell) from 2019-02-20T06:12
The Cat takes a bath. Ooooookaaaaayyy...
The Penguin challenges the mayor! To a duel? To fisticuffs? Nah - it's a challenge to relight the Christmas tree. Ooooookaaaaayyy...
WHAT A...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 67: Hypurrrbole (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell) from 2019-02-18T06:12
Welcome to yet another episode of culinary delights! It's no vichyssoise today - instead, Chef Selina is serving up... BUDGIE?!?!?
The Penguin retaliates... one more move and the feline f...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 66 Outtake - Casting Aspersions from 2019-02-16T14:34:31
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 66: The Best Laid Plans of Cats and Penguins (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks) from 2019-02-15T06:12
Atomic bombs? No! HYDROGEN, BABY! We're talking heavy duty this Friday, Bat Minute Mites.
Pengie has had just about enough of this screwed up sorority chick, but Catwoman has special meth...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 65 Outtake - Foot Fetishism and Needle Points from 2019-02-13T19:12:38
Let's get sweaty.
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 65: The Peg-guin (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks) from 2019-02-13T06:12
The Penguin offers to warm up our lil' kitty. Aww, how sweet of him! Nothing untoward is happening whatsoever...
NO! DOWN BOY! STOP! GET AWAY FROM THOSE FEET!
Selina has just about...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 64 Outtake - Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter from 2019-02-12T19:11:43
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 64: Mr Penguin's Pervings (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks) from 2019-02-11T06:12
Things start and end in rather perverse fashion in this minute, folks. We can only apologise on behalf of Mr Cobblepot and Ms Kyle. This is meant to be PG, damn it! Won't somebody think of McDon...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 63: She's All Cat (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2019-02-08T06:12
The Bat is taken aback. This claw, this woman, this cat - our hero is having certain... feelings.
Elsewhere, the Cobblepot campaign is in full flow now, baby! His most important ...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 62 Outtake: Monocle Musings from 2019-02-06T08:00
Who doesn't love a good monocle?
Oh, wait, the Bat Minute crew, it seems!
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 62: The Woman That Gravity Could Not Fell (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2019-02-06T07:02:13
Things get intimate today. They get up-close and personal. Things are grabbed. *Ahem*
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 61: Granny DeVito (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2019-02-04T06:12
The Bat and the Cat get physical! How DARE he strike a lady?
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 60: Me-OUCH! (with Jack Harvey) from 2019-02-01T06:12
It's the meow of DOOM as our little kitty purrs the house down!
Sadly, amidst all of this Pengie's gotta fly. Up and at 'em!
Batman tastes a little of the ol' Sweet Chin Music. Sel...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 59: Palaver With The Penguin (with Jack Harvey) from 2019-01-30T06:12
IT'S HAPPENING PEOPLE! Bat meets Penguin - master of the skies meets ruler of the seas! Kind of.
Cobblepot is on the streets to do good deeds, it seems - he just wants to check that his b...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 58: Murder Most Cowled (with Jack Harvey) from 2019-01-28T06:12
Don't hurt these guys, Catwoman - they're the poor proletariat! Their take home is NOTHING, damn it!
She sees sense and sends the poor suckers on their way.
Meanwhile, Bats can't g...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 57: Where There's a Whip There's a Way (with Dave Pallas) from 2019-01-25T06:12
This kitty is on the prowl!
Catwoman unleashes her fury towards Shreck, the city and the concept of weak women. Pretty deep for a scene about smashing stuff up, right? She also attracts t...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 56 Outtake: Janeane Garofalo and the Bowling of the Crystal Skull from 2019-01-24T20:04:12
Niall and Jon bringing up Mystery Men? While Dave is the guest? On THIS show?
Als...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 56: Streets of Rage (with Dave Pallas) from 2019-01-23T06:12
Bumping heads! Bazookas! Knives! Swords! Sword swallowing! Batarangs! Suicide bombers! POODLES! This minute is a damn roller coaster!
While all of this madness is happening, Catwoman take...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 55: Precious Moments (with Dave Pallas) from 2019-01-21T06:12
BURN, BABY, BURN! It ain't gonna be no disco inferno, but this city sure is gonna feel the heat!
Part of Penguin's plan involves a poodle and a grenade... perhaps not in the way you might...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 54: Night of the Umbrella 2: Day of the Parasol (with Jarf Harden) from 2019-01-18T06:12
The Penguin gives us a breakdown of his enormous (and I mean ENORMOUS) parasol, but Max has other things in mind... namely, a plan to trick this whole damn town! What's in it for Oswald? It's to...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 53 Outtake: Space Jam: The Final Frontier from 2019-01-17T19:40:19
Space Jam? Star Trek? What would be better than combining these two?
Your intrepid hosts talking about it all, of course!
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 53: The French Flipper Long Con (with Rory Spence) from 2019-01-16T06:48:36
Look, let's all try to move past that unfortunate 'incident', okay? Oswald can't do anything else this bizarre, can he?
Oh, he's talking about filling voids now? And weird hand techniques...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 52: Noseying Around (with Lauren Ashley Carter) from 2019-01-14T06:12
Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image!
Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 51: The Inevitable Fourth Wave of Ska (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez) from 2019-01-11T08:44:33
Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has become a saviour! This is all too much for ou...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 50: Fish and a Potato (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez) from 2019-01-09T08:29:48
Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it.
How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, of course! The traditional method. He ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 49: Fryday (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez) from 2019-01-07T08:46:03
Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame!
Chip and Max are wary of Selina's ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 48: Sean Young at Heart (with Alex Thompson) from 2019-01-04T10:19:57
WHAT A HOOT!
Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems?
No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her?
Back...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 47: Merry Meetings and Muddled Memories (with Alex Thompson) from 2019-01-02T10:45:09
Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life?
As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked!
Back...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 46: Little Boy Blueblood (with Alex Thompson) from 2018-12-31T06:12
"One can never have too much power".
If that ain't suspicious, I don't know what is!
The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen rounds with Muhamm...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 45: Rise of the Carny Bolsheviks (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White) from 2018-12-28T01:50:51
A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle.
Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit kn...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 44: Slash Fiction (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White) from 2018-12-26T10:06:35
Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America! “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”!
The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2018 - Holiday Knights from 2018-12-25T08:30
HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES!
Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MI...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 43: Gathering at the Gate (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White) from 2018-12-24T06:12
Penguin has discovered his past, his identiy... his name. He is rather bafflingly named OSWALD COBBLEPOT. I think I preferred 'The Penguin', jeez.
Despite being treated like a number two,...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 42: Knave at a Grave (with Father David Mowry) from 2018-12-21T06:12
Our morose Penguin lays a flower at his parents' grave... he's a family man after all.
Clad in a beautiful fur coat and delightful long johns, our grotesque one waddles towards his admiri...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 41: The Spy Who Fowled On Me (with Johnie Powers) from 2018-12-19T06:12
Batman manages the impossible - he sneaks up on somebody in that damn rocket car of his. Good work!
The Penguin then heads to the local cemetery to tackle his past. Or is this all for sho...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 40: Oswald Cobblepot: International Bird of Mystery (with Johnie Powers) from 2018-12-17T06:12
The Only Lonely Man Beast in Town. No, it's not the latest Morrissey number, but thanks for the great words Alfred.
Bruce's microfiche findings are dark indeed - children have been disapp...
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BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 39 Outtake: The Great Emu War from 2018-12-14T19:32:59
THE GREAT EMU WAR IS UPON US! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
Peruse the wiki for more information about this terrible, shoc...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 39: Soup's On (with Kit Flemons) from 2018-12-14T06:12
This minute sure ain't cold - it's hot, hot, hot!
Today features all kinds of wonders: A Gorilla Girl! The return of the microfiche! SOUP!
Ever wanted to hear your intrepid hosts e...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 38: Mono-killin' It (with Kit Flemons) from 2018-12-12T06:12
IT'S THE HALL OF RECORDS! THE HALL OF RECORDS! HALL! OF! RECORDS!
The Penguin's pursuit of his family history continues, complete with feet and corrective eyewear, as Max fends off nosy p...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 37: Small Ladder, Big Tree (with Kit Flemons) from 2018-12-10T06:12
The Penguin is a simple man. All he wants is to find out who his folks were! Aww! Who knew he was such a nice guy, eh? Nature vs Nurture takes centre stage.
Meanwhile, Bruce is keeping a ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 36: Extras! Extras! Hear All About 'Em! (with Phil Dragash) from 2018-12-07T06:12
The Dark Duck Rises! The Penguin is a hero! Or is he?
The crowd goes wild, the flash bulbs explode and our chap is startled and bemused.
Meanwhile, Alfred decorates Wayne Manor ALL...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 35: It's Always Gloomy in Gotham (with Phil Dragash) from 2018-12-05T06:12
Hello there, Mr Mayor! You seem different to last time...
No matter. He reassures us that everything is under control and the MADNESS of the previous eve shall not be repeated... THEN A C...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 34: Genera enobi! (with Phil Dragash) from 2018-12-03T06:12
"There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear
They do it over there bu...
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 33: Hellish Haberdasher (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2018-11-30T06:12
Hell(o) (t)here, General Kenobi!
Selina hits the workroom in a bid to wow Momma Ru. This Kitty Girl can fashion a lot from little! Toot or boot those nails, nails, nails?
Either wa...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 32: PAN-demonium (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2018-11-28T06:12
CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! FLUFFY ANIMALS!
Selina smashes everything in sight - she can't take it anymore. Did she die? Did she survive? Either way, Ms Kyle ain't never gonna be the same!
Bat Minute Returns - Minute 31: Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2018-11-26T06:12
Selina Kyle may be the walking dead, but she still looks after her pet - THAT'S commitment! DON'T GIVE HER MILK THOUGH, DAMN IT! Bad kitty.
Suddenly it's all too much for our poor Selina,...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 30: #Kermani4GothamCitySirens (with Natasha Kermani) from 2018-11-23T06:12
It's a feast fit for a kitten as these fancy felines snack away on our poor Selina! There's something a little magical about these moggies, however...
Honey, SHE'S HOME!
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 29: Maxie Mousse (with Natasha Kermani) from 2018-11-21T06:12
CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! Selina does her best Mankind impression and takes one hell of a dive! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF! Our beauty is broken.
Are kitties the answer?
This case won't solve...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 28: Hello Hydration (with Natasha Kermani) from 2018-11-19T06:12
It's predation galore today as Max terrifies Selina into fessing up! Curiosity clearly got the better of this cat (sorry - secretary), but she's going to try her best to weasel her way out of th...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 27: The Heraldo Hour (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2018-11-16T06:14
Selina the hacker! HACK THE PLANET!
Unfortunately, her boss doesn't seem all that enthused about this wake-up call from the Nintendo generation. Will fond memories of Geraldo be enough to...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 26: That Darn Catwoman (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2018-11-14T06:12
Selina's exciting phone call is for... puuuuuurrrrrfume. HOW WONDERFUL! Things get even worse when she realises that she didn't prep the Bruce Wayne file for the...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 25: Wrath of Mom (with Clarisse Loughrey) from 2018-11-12T06:12
HELLO THERE!
No, it isn't Mr Kenobi - it's Selina's apartment! As she kicks off her heels and checks her messages there's one from her useless appendage... sorry... from her boyfriend...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 24: End Lactose Intolerance Now (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2018-11-09T06:12
A deal is struck! Hands are shook! Selina is full of luck!
Honey... this cat's alive!
Back for one more crack of our feline friend's investigative whip is a singer and actor whose ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 23: Those Calculations Were Not Correct (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2018-11-07T06:12
The Penguin has been a crafty little fella and introduces us to his latest project - one that Max will be especially intrigued by! It's a shame we missed out on the kinky polaroids, however.
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 22: Bobcat and Bryarly (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2018-11-05T06:12
Pengie tells us what he wants (what he really, really, wants) - to find out his name! He wants to be a real boy!
Why would Max help him out though? Our sly sphenisciformes has thought abo...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 21: Drawing a Blank (with Gaz Flint) from 2018-11-02T06:12
Samhain is over and now Max has a splitting headache - aww, poor guy! What would help this? Hypnosis?
The Penguin has his own scheme - one to re-emerge, to fly into the world above like n...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 20: It Ain't Unusual (with Gaz Flint) from 2018-10-31T06:12
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Our dear, sweet, Pengie has a wonderful session of show and tell for us as we get the opportunity to peruse his unimaginable umbrella collection! What larks!
What ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 19: Ballistic: Goose vs Parker (with Gaz Flint) from 2018-10-29T06:12
Max opens his eyes and is greeted by quite a sight - it's the Red Triangle Gang, baby! Poodle and all! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 18: Bless My Dustpan (with Dan Kampling) from 2018-10-26T05:12
It's official: THE CIRCUS GANG IS BACK! If Gordon says it, it must be true.
Max runs for his life but falls into some... complications. Stinky ones at that.
WE ALS...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 17: The Meet Cute (with Dan Kampling) from 2018-10-24T05:12
CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! WHAT A MANOEUVRE! That crook is toast!
Selina is saved by The Bat but he has no time for chit-chat as he promptly exits the scene - leaving Ms Kyle to toy with a tase...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 16: 365 Degrees Burning Down the Clown (with Dan Kampling) from 2018-10-22T05:12
Batman burns the bad guys! FATALITY!
He also takes out the Devil himself - what a hero! Not today, Satan!
Sadly, Selina is seized by a shady scoundrel! AND BATMAN MISSES WITH HIS G...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 15: Requiem for Raphael and a Spatula (with Jessi Milestone) from 2018-10-19T08:22:38
Max gets rammed! Happy Hallowmas!
SWEEP THE LEG!
It's all out chaos as The Red Triangle Gang are unleashed and the streets look set to run red with the blood of the innocent. Or is...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 14: It is The Man Himself (with Jessi Milestone) from 2018-10-17T05:12
THE BAT IS BACK!
The beacon is alight and Bruce must bounce!
Meanwhile, Chip is seconds away from being chopped - unless he coughs up pops, that is.
Back to slice and dice h...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 13: Gotham's Ghost Rider (with Jessi Milestone) from 2018-10-15T05:12
The surprise is sprung! The trap is tripped! CARNY'S! What is it with this city and clowns, eh?
The Red Triangle Gang terrorise Gotham's streets. Organs will be ground. Skeletons will ind...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 12: Christopher Talkin' (with Polly Preston) from 2018-10-12T05:12
Max ain't no Santa, just a schmo. Ha - he's playing you all, folks! He's distracting you with his expensive bAUbles.
Breaking up this scintillating...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 11: Wall of Fame (with Polly Preston) from 2018-10-10T05:12
Santa Shreck is in the house to spread some Christmas cheer... and soak up that good PR. Sadly, Selina's mind slipped and she neglected to hand him his speech! He's gonna have to improv his way ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 10: Tunnel Vision (with Polly Preston) from 2018-10-08T05:12
Chip asks his father to speak to the masses as if he's Lenin or something.
Selina is saved from her situation, though still feels somewhat like a silly ol' corndog.
There's a mayor...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 9: A Plant Pitch and a Protocol Faux-Pas (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2018-10-05T05:12
Minor sexism gives way to rather extreme sexism as Mr. Shreck laments the failure to have Selina properly "housebroken". If only she had some way of getting back at him...
Along the way o...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 8: Fire Walken With Me (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2018-10-03T05:15
As a stinky sewer pervert spies on our good butler, the sky-dwelling elites of Gotham are plotting and scheming - with added swelling.
Selina Kyle awkwardly enters the scene, making a rea...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 7: Part Pod, Part Cast, All Horrible (with Rick and Julia Ingham) from 2018-10-01T05:27:03
Our warm-hearted Ice Princess lights the tree to begin the festivities! Nothing can go wrong this time, right?
As a mysterious onlooker surveys the city from down below, Alfred does a lit...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 6: P-P-Pick Up A Penguin (with Matthew Soto) from 2018-09-28T05:15
The action returns!
Our watery wain completes his journey in one piece and is rescued by some rather p-p-peculiar customers.
We also re-enter contemporary Gotham City and get a goo...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 5: Twisted Cistern (with Matthew Soto) from 2018-09-26T05:15
We all float down here... on water! WITH STARS IN OUR EYES!
THE CREDITS ROLL ON, BABY!
Stan Winston is in the house (via our crew uttering his name, at least) and joining him are v...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 4: Names in a Drain (with Matthew Soto) from 2018-09-24T05:20:09
We're floatin' through the filth, we're Walken through the waste as today's episode is a credits bonanza! Our Bat Boys discuss Big Chris, Natalie Wood, Pat Hingle Returns and the madness of Andr...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 3: Poppa Pot's Buoyant Baby Plot from 2018-09-21T05:00
You thought the last movie was dark? You ain't seen nothin' yet, Bat Minute Mites! We start today's episode with our bad baby BEING THROWN INTO THE RIVER.
As our monstrous Moses floats aw...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 2: Hell in a Cell from 2018-09-19T05:18:53
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine... children killing all the felines.
BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
Minute 2 hits us hard and fast as a nefarious newborn appears ...
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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 1: We're Back! A Bat Minute Story from 2018-09-17T05:12:22
Fear no longer, citizens! Your days may have been dreary and your nights dark, but the end is in sight. The hiatus is over. The boys are back in town!
BAT MINUTE... RETURNS!
There'...
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???? Graffiti Bridge (with Crystal Beth) from 2018-08-29T18:44:20
The Kid is back... and much, much, worse!
That's right, folks - it's the sequel to Purple Rain! The sequel that nobody asked for. Join us as we completely lose our minds discussing every ...
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???? Under the Cherry Moon (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts) from 2018-07-27T23:17:33
Everyone come behold the Bat Minute parade!
The boys are back and this time they're tackling an investigation Under a Cherry Moon.
Give what you can, all you can stand, and all of ...
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???? Purple Rain - Part 2 (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam) from 2018-06-22T06:59:31
PART 2 of 2
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to finish off the greatest story ever told. The Kid is back to turn things around, wow the crowd and save the day. Will he ...
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???? Purple Rain - Part 1 (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam) from 2018-06-15T05:31:12
PART 1 of 2
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to go crazy. One could even say "nuts". We are here to Take U Beautiful On...
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Batman Ninja - ????????? (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2018-05-12T16:48:43
The Bat boys are back in action! Only this time they've been transported back to feudal Japan! Thankfully, Special Guest Investigator, film maker and YouTuber Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 121: Enter the Void from 2018-04-09T05:00
"This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end"
Back for one last time this season, Jon and Niall take a look at the remaining credits and wrap things u...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 120: Scandalous Discussions (with Darren Husted) from 2018-04-06T05:14:25
As the list of names inches closer to a conclusion, we are played out by the smoooooth stylings of everybody's favourite sexy beast... no, not our Jon, but PRINCE, ladies, gentlemen and everybod...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 119: Seance For A Potentially Dead Hairdresser (with Jessi Milestone) from 2018-04-04T05:16:05
The credits roll on and take us gasping and wheezing towards the finish line. Will our team make it or collapse at the last second? Hopefully they'll get all of their wonderful facts about these...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 118: Batman Triumphant (with Chrysanthe Tan) from 2018-04-02T08:37:17
The action is over, folks, but certainly not the scintillating Bat chat! We get one final shot of our victorious hero, the man of the hour himself and then... WE'RE BACK IN CREDITS TOWN! But tha...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 117: I Am Vicki's Complete Lack of Surprise (with Brad Mendenhall and Eric Deutsch) from 2018-03-30T05:00
Does Vicki look up at the Bat signal thinking of her lovely future with Bruce, or does she glance upon it and realise that their courtship is already doomed?
No matter - Alfred has brough...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 116: Signal O' The Times (with Ralph Attanasia) from 2018-03-28T05:32:47
Public safety used to be a laughing matter, it seems... but no longer! Thank god! Or the Borg, at least.
Vicki blows off Allie with a "see ya, sport" as Lando reveals a letter and rather ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 115: Hit the Road, Jack (with Suzen Tekla Kruglnska) from 2018-03-26T05:48:32
A near-death experience is followed by a sweet bit of romantic hugging and deep stares. Aww.
Things quickly change as we see it... the body of the fallen one himself - Joker lies dead. It...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 114: Clown Goes Down (with Pete Mummert) from 2018-03-23T06:00
Gargoyles? No! THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU! Or not, I dunno.
Joker clings to dear life as he dangles dangerously in the air, holding on to the ladder! Will he fall? Does he deserve this fate...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 113: Jack's Retirement Party (with Travis Bow) from 2018-03-21T06:00
Tonight, a clown may die in Gotham.
High above the city, the one-time Jack Napier is dancing like a maniac! BUT CHECK OUT THOSE BUNS!
His suit changes colour, he retires AND he los...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 112: Making a Spectacle(s) (with Mitch and Dando) from 2018-03-19T06:00
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? This movie shows us that Batman is just the type of guy to go against the grain on that one!
As Joker appears to fall to his grisly end, he...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 111: Return of the Mecha-Joker (with Omar Najam) from 2018-03-16T06:00
BAT MINUTE '89 - THE SHOW THAT YOU MADE, DEAR LISTENERS!
A comedy 'dong' is the funniest thing going as Batman's attempt at a 'cool' line falls totally flat. Shame. Shame...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 110: Start Wearing Purple (with Omar Najam) from 2018-03-14T06:00
It's the beauty of the Joker up against the beastly Vicki Vale - at least, in Jack's mind! There's also the possibility of a Blood Eagle on offer - lovely stuff.
Vicki grimaces as she get...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 109: For Goon The Bell Tolls (with Omar Najam) from 2018-03-12T06:00
D-VON! GET THE TABLES! Or the wooden staircase, at least - Batman is about to take a tumble!
Bats takes a vicious knee and BAH GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
Amidst the carnage, Joker ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 108: False Flag (with Molly Bailen) from 2018-03-09T07:00
BANG BANG! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Joker clasps Vicki tight and waltzes through the beautiful brutality of Bat vs bodyguard. Quickly, the clown comes to the conclusion that without Ms Vale, life...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 107: Let BATtle Commence (with Molly Bailen) from 2018-03-07T10:13:48
There's a Bat in the belfry but Joker is more concerned with having a wee dance - his goons will take care of the rest! IN FLIPPING FASHION!
As our hero takes care of business, a new chal...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 106: Gotham's Finest at Work (with Molly Bailen) from 2018-03-05T06:00
Hell's bells! This thing is trying to send Bats and the cops straight down below! Can Gordon shift it solo? Not a damn chance! His new plan? Just shine some lights... that'll do it.
Meanw...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 105: Acid Reflux (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2018-03-02T07:00
Gordon finally leaps into action! Will he become the character we have since come to know and love? I wouldn't bet on it!
Joker spews his venom again in a bid to aid his exit and take Bat...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 104: You Ever See A Guy Say Goodbye to a Shoe? (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2018-02-28T07:00
Joker... walks.
Vicki... walks.
Batman... walks.
It's all action, all the time, folks!
Throw in some foot fetishism, a discussion of average police response times and...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 103: The Batminator (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe) from 2018-02-26T07:00
From the wreckage he climbs - battered, beaten... but not defeated. The Bat is back and he's gunning for Jack!
The Joker enacts his bold and daring plan - aerial escape escapades! In the ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 102: Cathedral Upheaval (with Adam The Creator, Darth Laric and Jake Clark) from 2018-02-23T07:00
Batman is dead. For real this time... right? The Batwing lies in ruins, much like our hero's DAMN BONES. Joker had one shot and made it count - now he needs some of mom's spaghetti.
The d...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 101: Holy Bat Blasting Barrel! (with Adam The Creator and Darth Laric) from 2018-02-21T07:00
Batman is switching to... targeting... computer.
Joker's goons feel the full force of Bat might, Bat Minute Mites, as they get blown to the moon and back! The clown prince is next in line...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 100: A Signal of Things to Come (with Adam The Creator and Darth Laric) from 2018-02-19T07:00
As the big 1-0-0 lands it's sadly not party time in Gotham as Bob... our beautiful, wonderful, masterful Bob, is no more.
There's panic in the streets of Gotham as clown chaos reigns and ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 99: The Death of a Titan (with Dave Pallas) from 2018-02-16T07:00
Batman is a thief! HE'S STEALING JOKER'S BALLOONS! Somebody stop this jackanapes!
Sadly, things take a turn for the EVEN WORSE and we bid farewell to a good, dear, friend. Rest in peace, ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 98: Knox, Knox, Knoxing on Heaven's Door (with Zoë Tomalin) from 2018-02-14T07:00
Falling! Tumbling! A smashing time is had by this goon, at least.
The Action News Truck bites the big one! NO! OUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER!
Knox goes for one ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 97: You Can't Breathe Money (with Zoë Tomalin) from 2018-02-12T07:00
Smylex™ spews into the city streets and pandemonium ensues! It might not be the most effective locale for his mission, but this Joker sure is giving it...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 96: Homicidal Homily (with Phoebe Bottoms) from 2018-02-09T07:00
Winged battle flies through the night and finds Bat Minute ready!
Also ready for action are the Christ-like clown Joker and bemasked Bob!
POISON GAS FILLS THE STREETS! GOTHAM IS DO...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 95: Sweets on the Street (with Phoebe Bottoms) from 2018-02-07T07:00
And now, folks, it's time for "Who Do You Trust?"!
Gotham's greed is on full display and Knox is just SICKENED! UTTERLY SICKENED!
While the cash-obsessed crowd clamour for more, Th...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 94: Bottoms' Up! (with Phoebe Bottoms) from 2018-02-05T07:00
"Another world awaits us
Another power to see
Close, don't worry about nobody else
From now on you'll be here with me"
- Prince Rogers Nelson...
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BONUS: Die Hard Minute - Minute 83 Outtake (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2018-02-02T19:59:15
You call this an outtake?
Yes. That's precisely what it is.
Jon and Niall were recently, yet again, guest hosts over at the excellent Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 93: Bicentennial, Man (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2018-02-02T07:00
"Trust, who do ya?
Trust, what makes you a real lover?
Trust, I put this question to ya
Cause I want you to be with me"
While spending time at a sidewalk cafe, the resid...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 92: Bataclysm (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2018-01-31T07:00
An explosive start to the minute gives us a lot of bang for our buck! Batman blasts his way through Axis but looks calm and collected while doing it. Now that's style!
In the air: junior ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 91: Bat vs Bard (with Kiri Callaghan) from 2018-01-29T07:00
It's business time as Batman gets ready to put boots to butts. Rubber shall be donned, belts will be clipped and crotches are shot. By a camera, I mean.
Aboard the Batmobile, Bats mows do...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 90: Turtleneck Trouble (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes?) from 2018-01-26T07:00
Why won't Bruce let Vicki in? WHY?!?!? WE WANT TO KNOW, DAMN IT!
Oh. Turns out he did.
The plan from here? They're going to TRY to love each other. Coming from Bats, that's a huge ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 89: New Kid on the Blick (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes?) from 2018-01-24T07:00
A grisly grin looms over young Master Wayne as his parents lie dead. Who is this criminal? The name is revealed... IT'S JACK, BAY-BAY!
As Bruce snaps out of his flashback trance, Alfred w...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 88: Pearls Before Crime (with Mark Ybarra&Nathan Parnes?) from 2018-01-22T07:00
Is it future, or is it past?
It's past. As the Wayne family leave their evening's entertainment behind them, they are stalked by a suspicious, shadowy... someone.
Things take a tur...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 87: Newsies 3 - Tokyo Drift (with Brady Crane) from 2018-01-19T07:00
"Bat Minute '89 - the musical sensation!"
Bruce's musings take us back to a time long ago - before the madness, before the Bat. This Frenzy is plaguing his mind.
Joining the cast f...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 86: Poisonous Promises (with Brady Crane) from 2018-01-17T07:00
"Bat Minute '89 - whaddyawant?"
$20 MILLION! IN CASH! FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY! This Joker sure ain't joking around.
Not content to hand out a fortune, he is also offering the good fo...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 85: Jack's Hackin' (with Brady Crane) from 2018-01-15T07:00
Bat Minute, here.
The Borg transmit their demands to the Federation...
Wait, no, Mayor Borg is postponing the gala. ALAS! WHAT ABOUT THE HOT DOGS?!?
Interrupting this sombre...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 84: Rise of the Information King (with Alex Robinson) from 2018-01-12T07:00
Bruce has pinpointed where it's all emanating from: good ol' Axis Chemicals! His mandate demands he take action.
Utilising his connections, or possibly some kind of mind trick, Alfred has...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 83: Newsies 2 - Electric Boogaloo (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts) from 2018-01-10T07:00
Knox is now in the know as Vicki has explained the works. His conclusion? Wayne is screwed up!
Perusing a paper reveals the main reason why: there's been a death in the family.
Bac...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 82: Spring Hand Jack (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts) from 2018-01-08T07:00
Please don't send Vicki a porcelain hand!
Joker's smile is simply skin-deep. At heart, he's full of woe! Not too full of woe to pass up the opportunity for a good crotch-thrusting dance, ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 81: Ready Some Cloven Dancing Shoes (with George Hendricks) from 2018-01-05T07:21:10
Hello, friends.
Bat Minute is back to rub that rhubarb!
As Bruce finishes his tale, things REALLY get nuts! He's ready to poker The Joker! This isn't even his final form, either! Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 80: Hangin' in the Henhouse (with George Hendricks) from 2018-01-03T07:00
Hello, friends.
THERE IS A BEAK IN JOKER'S HEART! How the hell did we get here?
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 79: Omelette You Finish (with George Hendricks) from 2018-01-01T12:00
Hello, friends.
Today, Joker advances on Vic... in more ways than one!
He also shows the consequences of no longer being useful to him - Alicia has tumbled out of view!
As N...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 78: Dweller on the Threshold (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2017-12-29T07:00
Bruce describes the normal day-to-day of a normal person. Riveting stuff. Still, he's finally going to tell her! It's here! It's happening!
IN BURSTS JOKER AND THE GANG! NOOOO! Boombox in...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 77: When Shoves Cry (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2017-12-27T07:00
Bruce gets physical! But not in the 'cool' way! He even tells Vicki to keep it shut her trap!
His excuse? He's finally going to tell her about his evening activities! That's SOMETHING, I ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 76: Tea Talk Take Two (with Stephanie Palacino) from 2017-12-25T07:00
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!
As Master Wayne sips his tea (Assam?) a plan forms: he WILL go to see Vicki in her hideous apartment and he WILL win her back... kind of.
Vicki's resp...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 75: A TV is Slain and a Pain is Named (with Phil Dragash) from 2017-12-22T07:00
The news is out - the combinations revealed! Will we finally see the back of this squalor?
#Boker watch on and ol' Napes names his pain with flair (or should that be flare?). It is of the...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 74: Captain Chloroform (with Phil Dragash) from 2017-12-20T07:00
A swirl, a flurry, a fade to black... and all of a sudden, Vicki opens her eyes in her absolutely hideous bedroom. Captain Chloroform has struck! And stolen from Ms Vale!
Knox is now Alli...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 73: The Battler (with Phil Dragash) from 2017-12-18T06:55:27
Batman ain't feeling like a Turnblad as his research shows that Hairspray alone isn't the key - instead it's a deadly combination we should be worried about!
In this abnormal world, we ne...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 72: A Quick Cave Constitutional (with Audra Wolfmann) from 2017-12-15T07:00
Exiting the Batmobile may not be smooth but it can't stop us from gagging on Vicki's eleganza.
BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! In cages, out of cages, even some with deep inner rages.
Despi...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 71: Bat Splat (with Audra Wolfmann) from 2017-12-13T06:44:01
The Batmobile hurtles onward towards a cavernous destination - but it's heading straight for solid rock! BATMAN IS GOING TO DIE!
Along the way Vicki attempts to see just who lies behind t...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 70: Autumnal Automobiling (with Audra Wolfmann) from 2017-12-11T07:00
Batman's Uber has arrived but he's too busy arguing with Vicki about her weight! You don't question a woman on this issue, man. Not cool.
Putting their heavyweight differences aside, our ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 69: 69, Dudes! (with Gary Roby) from 2017-12-08T06:50:42
Criminals are put in the trash, where they belong! Batman has no time for garbage!
However, a new challenger approaches - with a heavy helping of flair! Will this sharp customer spell the...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 68: Possum Flavoured Bat (with Gary Roby) from 2017-12-06T09:58:53
Up, up and away! Our heroes take to their air... but in less than graceful fashion.
Upon ensuring Vicki's safety, Bats heads back into the fray to tackle these bozos. Will trash noodles b...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 67: Grappling Hook! (with Gary Roby) from 2017-12-04T06:52:04
Vicki's shoes bite the dust as she and the Bat pound the pavement in their bid for freedom - Joker's goons are still in hot pursuit!
The Batmobile turns into a Tim Burton fever dream and ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 66: Execute Minute 66 (with Neil Brown) from 2017-12-01T06:50:09
Bats and Vicki have a need for speed as the Batmobile tears through the streets of Gotham in a desperate bid for escape. Even Batman's huge ears can't hold him back!
Joker's on-brand goon...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 65: Flesh-Joker vs Mecha-Joker (with Neil Brown) from 2017-11-29T06:53:56
MELTING! MELTING! JOKER IS MELTING! Or is there more to this than meets the eye? BOO!
The big Bat arrives in the nick of time and he's packing some serious tech. Where does he get these w...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 64: Acidic Alterations (with Neil Brown) from 2017-11-27T06:57:45
Joker's viciousness revealed to Vale! His acerbic tongue is matched only by the damage done to Alicia... and perhaps now Vicki too! The mask is off and the cards are on the table.
Picasso...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 63: Petrified Paramour (with Claire York) from 2017-11-24T06:45:50
Art and death collide in a beautiful symbiosis... at least in Joker's mind! Art is homicide and homicide is art.
Alicia emerges once more! But something is different... ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 62: The String of Fire (with Claire York) from 2017-11-22T06:55:34
Joker delivers the ultimate in backhanded compliments in his bizarre attempt to woo Vicki to his cause (and his bed!). Will his romantic boombox accompaniment, coupled with ROARING FLAMES, yield...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 61: Cut a Rug, Not The Painting (with Leigh Lahav) from 2017-11-20T07:00
A red right hand! A red left! ALL MANNER OF COLOURS, EVERYWHERE!
Joker and his goons are doing a number on old-fashioned art and transforming it into the new. One dollar bills? Get outta ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 60: Partyman Pandemonium (with Heidi Bennett) from 2017-11-17T07:00
The people are dead. Or unconscious... I dunno, we're not too sure. Whatever.
More importantly, THE PARTYMAN IS IN THE HOUSE, PEOPLE! He's here to help us broaden our minds and, oh boy, a...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 59: Villainous Vapours (with Heidi Bennett) from 2017-11-15T06:49:27
Vicki waiting... waiting... waiting. She did that 'do for nothing!
A mysterious delivery is brought to her, however, to add a little colour to her day.
But, wait... TOXIC GAS! EVER...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 58: Masked Moll (with Heidi Bennett) from 2017-11-13T06:50:47
Bat Minute is in the house and Daddy’s going to make some art, darling!
A porcelain mask masks Joker's first steps ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 57: Dent's Dueling Decor (with Scott Carelli) from 2017-11-10T07:00
The Borg suggest(s) holding people at gunpoint while Dent talks with his mouth full.
Meanwhile, Alfred is revealed as a snooper himself! He's going through Bruce's messages!
In oth...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 56: Action News Acne Antics (with Scott Carelli) from 2017-11-08T06:53:33
Bruce the snoop is going through Napier's files. He's putting this all together... finally.
We learn of prior Jack's affinity for chemicals, though perhaps not in the way you'd imagine. Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 55: Audacious Advertising (with Scott Carelli) from 2017-11-06T06:43:55
LOVE THAT BAT MINUTE '89!
The boys are back for more sleuthing as Joker hijacks the news studio's transmissions! Want to look exactly like the former Mr Napier in every single way? Well, ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 54: Corpsing on Air (with Crystal Beth) from 2017-11-03T06:56
Beauty has died. The killer? Allergies. ALLERGIES?!? You're kidding me! You gotta be Joke(r)ing!
Thankfully for the mayor, the city's birthday celebrations are, somehow, shockingly, still...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 53: Frightful Freighting (with Crystal Beth) from 2017-11-01T06:40:14
Joking Jack seems to have made a killing - he's shipped a million of these products! There's something other than sales on his mind, however...
Meanwhile, Becky Narita makes her presence ...
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BONUS: Die Hard Minute - Minute 22 Outtake (with Rikky Wiley) from 2017-10-30T14:38:35
Jon and Niall are currently guest hosts over at the wonderful Die Hard Minute podcast! For five days this week (beg...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 52: Scissor Me Timbers (with Crystal Beth) from 2017-10-30T06:54:51
Joker is feeling crafty and doing a little scrapbooking. He can't be all evil, all the time!
After losing his mojo upon seeing a picture of Knox, he is suddenly back in the game when rath...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 51: Phones, Photos and Phatal Pharmaceuticals from 2017-10-27T06:17:24
WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALLEY AT PEARL AND PHILLIPS STREETS?!?
Well, first of all it doesn't remotely look like an alley, so write that down.
The real questions are: just what is Bruce...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 50: Back to Formula from 2017-10-25T06:12:04
It's the OG Recipe as Jon and Niall bring it to thee - sans guest! Just the dynamic duo themselves for a well earned break.
There's no break in the fun though as Bruce and his barista-esq...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 49: Talkin' Enemies and Enemas (with Bec Hill) from 2017-10-23T05:56:27
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!
As cops clean up the crime, the mayor can only worry about the festival - and his hot dogs. He goes full 'Jaws' on Gotham!
Meanwhile, Joker has been busy de...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 48: The Silence of the Mimes (with Sean German) from 2017-10-20T05:50:51
Our mystery man is revealed and he's armed with... a feather?
It appears that Grissom DID sign his businesses away to these guys - but with his dead hands,...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 47: Time Square Mime... Mime Square (with Sean German) from 2017-10-18T05:52:19
Vicki has clearly missed a scoop - what is going on at city hall?!?
A wild mime appears. Then another. THEN ANOTHER. MIMES EVERYWHERE!
The only thing creepier? The clothes on this ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 46: Alpha Davids (with Sean German) from 2017-10-16T06:02:55
A new week of Bat Minute '89 brings new questions:
- Is this location supposed to be an alleyway?!?
- Why does Vicki think it's perfectly okay to ruin something that seems to m... Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 45: Things Get Steamy (with Bryarly Bishop) from 2017-10-13T06:10:15
STEAM, STEAM, STEAM! It's everywhere! All over the city! INESCAPABLE!
Meanwhile, Vicki goes full crazy and is in hot pursuit of her man. She could probably have done with choosing some r...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 44: Filing Farce (with Ash Lerczak) from 2017-10-11T06:08:38
What better way to start your Wednesday than with a smouldering corpse? That's what Joker thinks, at least!
While it steams away, Vicki and Knox do a little snooping on Mr Wayne. This sta...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 43: Roasted Dude (with Ash Lerczak) from 2017-10-09T06:13:41
Your number one... a-guuuuuyyyys are back for another action packed week of Bat Minute '89!
As Bob heads off on his quest, Joker totally loses the plot and starts talking to the dead. Wha...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 42: Goons... Hired Goons (with Jack Harvey) from 2017-10-06T05:57:17
Antoine gets a little hot under the collar, so Jack sends the rest of the mob away to cool down and rethink their positions.
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 41: Joker's Got Chills, They're Multiplyin' (with Jack Harvey) from 2017-10-04T07:00
Jack is... back to normal? What could possibly be going on?
He's large and in charge as he takes control of the mob in ELECTRIFYING fashion.
Will this crook feel the heat, or can h...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 40: ?A Bungling Butler and a Laughing Lounge Lizard (with Jack Harvey) from 2017-10-02T06:30:34
You'll never guess what happened to Jack today, listeners! Neither will Alicia.
However, the week begins with trusty old Alfred ushering Bruce's fling out the side door. Not anybody's fin...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 39: The Morning After The Knight Before (with Lauren Ashley Carter) from 2017-09-29T06:12:23
"Wait until they get a load of this minute!"
- Joker
Quite right, Jack!
The clown we love to hate has hate on the mind himself! He's had enough o...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 38: The Vic and the Pendulum (with Gary Gavigan) from 2017-09-27T06:12:51
The Bat Minute crew hop into bed with Bruce, but he's having none of it and takes his slumber in a new direction - that of a bat itself!
Meanwhile, Joker is planning to beautify the city ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 37: Holy Hat Hoisting Harlequin! (with Lexi Wolfe) from 2017-09-25T06:44:52
The week starts with thrills galore as the mystery man advances on Grissom!
The shadowy figure reveals himself... it's Jack alright, but not as we know him. Now he goes by a new moniker.....
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 36: Silhouettes and Sugar Bumps (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2017-09-22T06:17:25
"It's me, sugar bumps!"
Saucy Jack is back, baby! He's on the attack as Grissom retreats and retracts.
Jack has... changed, however. Something is a little different about his appea...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 35: Bladder of Steel (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2017-09-20T07:00
It's Wednesday so it's time for your Bat Minute fix, you junkies!
Vicki is desperately trying to get her Bruce fix, despite being far too drunk. Don't yo...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 34: Seven Years Bad Luck (with Dael Kingsmill) from 2017-09-18T07:00
It's the start of a new week so you know what that means... IT'S BAT MINUTE TIME, BABY!
The crew are back for more shenanigans as they metaphorically slice and dice their way through a vi...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 33: Butler Banter (with Kit Flemons) from 2017-09-15T07:00
Alfred's bland food (also known as: English food) galore as we head into the end of yet another week here at the BatMinuteCave.
Touching childhood memories aren't enough to stop the team-...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 32: Of Kelex, Polka and Cool As Ice... (with Kit Flemons) from 2017-09-13T07:00
The further exciting adventures of Jon, Niall and Kit! This mid-week episode features non-stop action, suspense, drama, fun!
- Bruce and Vicki book it!
- Chillin' with the ol' ... Listen
Bat Minute '89 - Minute 31: Souper-bowl Monday! (with Kit Flemons) from 2017-09-11T07:00
Bruce and Vicki have their date night... at Wayne Manor itself!
You want talk about soup? You'd better do because, oh boy, there's soup, soup and MORE damn soup! It genuinely makes for on...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 30: Give 'im a Hand from 2017-09-08T07:00
It's the big 3-0 as Bat Minute '89 heads into the dirty thirties.
Speaking of dirty... a filthy hand claws up from beneath even filthier water! Who could it be? WHAT could it be?
S...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 29: Between a Bat and a Vat from 2017-09-06T07:00
Continuing the old-school feel today it's the Bat Boys and ONLY the Bat Boys on this episode. I think I'm going to drop this Bat Boys thing, jeez...
Minute 29 sees a sliced and diced Napi...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 28: Red Six is Down! from 2017-09-04T07:00
The Bat Boys are taking it old school this week as they are working as the original dynamic duo. What excitement is in store?
Jack and the Bat are keen to swap fashion tips, but things ta...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 27: Bat Minute Does Gordon (with Dan Kampling) from 2017-09-01T07:00
COMEDY BULLETS EVERYWHERE!
SURPRISE BAT FISTS!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GUNS, TALKING ABOUT GUNS!
These are just some of the thrilling topics being discussed on this Fr...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 26: Hang Time (with Dan Kampling) from 2017-08-30T07:00
A VICIOUS MONSTER DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS! It is impervious to bullets! TO PAIN! It grapples its enemies and dangles them precariously over ledges!
A MAN LOSES HIS HAT!
And then....
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 25: Twirling Towards Freedom! (with Dan Kampling) from 2017-08-28T07:00
Action galore as the cops and crooks engage in a violent shootout!
Gordon finally looks cool!
Levers will be pulled! Valves will be twirled!
Can Jack outrun his pursuers? Ca...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 24: Axis of Evil (with Gaz Flint) from 2017-08-25T07:00
As Porkins prepares to penetrate enemy lines, Jack and his goons realise that something is amiss...
IT'S A TRAP!
Have they been ratted out? Set up? Jack knows the score but there's...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 23: Pause (and Rewind) For Reflection (with Gaz Flint) from 2017-08-23T07:00
Camera crazy Bruce has a little spying problem on today's minute! Or should that be cameraS crazy - emphasis on the plural for sure!
As he stalks and creeps on his guests we see some othe...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 22: The Suave Mr. Pennyworth (with Gaz Flint) from 2017-08-21T07:00
Bruce decides his new flirting tactic should be to belittle Vicki's current job. Nice one, Mr Wayne.
In reality, it's all to cover up his Batlife, of course!
GORDON HAS LEFT THE SC...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 21: The Vale is Lifted (with Rikky Wiley) from 2017-08-18T07:00
We're creeping through Bruce's halls and admiring his balls as we finish off another exciting week of Bat Minute '89.
Master Wayne reveals himself to Vicki and Knox!
Worst of all? ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 20: Snooping on a Suit Loot (with Rikky Wiley) from 2017-08-16T07:00
CRAZY ARMOUR! A STEAMPUNK RATCATCHER! AN INDIANA JONES CROSSOVER!
But the most important thing? Six light switches. Possibly more.
THE THRILLS COME QUICK ON BAT MINUTE '89!
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 19: Gamblin' Gordon (with Rikky Wiley) from 2017-08-14T07:00
We return to Wayne's makeshift casino as Knox harasses ol' Gamblin' Gordon. He says there is no Bat but Knox is having none of it! He wants those files!
Ghosts and goblins ain't a problem...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 18: Theatricality and Needless Deception from 2017-08-11T07:00
Knox is out of his depth and failing to blend in. Alfred just wants rid of the guy!
Vicki Vale enters the fray complete with sleeves, sleeves and more sleeves. What a dress!
Bruce ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 17: Meanwhile, at Stately Wayne Manor... from 2017-08-09T07:00
That vile snake Grissom is up to no good and getting Eckhardt in on his schemes.
Meanwhile, at Stately Wayne Manor, Bruce is throwing a party to save the festival. Why he doesn't just don...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 16: We Are Ready For The Floor from 2017-08-07T07:00
Saucy Jack seems suspicious of a setup but Grissom says he needs somebody he can trust.
Will his lucky deck deal him a winning hand, or does the house always win?
All this and more...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 15: He's a Card, This Guy from 2017-08-04T07:00
Huge buildings can't cheer up Grissom and his fury at the current crime crackdown.
Jack tries to play his cards right but is sent on an important errand.
Alicia's...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 14: Pulchritudinous Photojournalist from 2017-08-02T07:00
REVOLUTION!
CORTO MALTESE IN TURMOIL!
The real scoop, however, is Knox and his presumptuous ways with the ladies. Can he woo Vicki Vale? Not on your life! She's more into BATmen th...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 13: A Lil' Old Fashioned from 2017-07-31T07:00
Monday starts and there isn't even a single balloon in sight but the perpetual mayor has plans to turn things around. Lando simply swaps his cape for a scarf.
Dracula is afoot in the pres...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 12: Saucy Jack Strikes Back from 2017-07-28T07:00
Saucy yet psycho, Jack shoves Red Six straight out of his way on his path to the top, but Porkins isn't standing for shenanigans.
Ever faithful Bob the Goon will do anything to protect hi...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 11: Jack and Silent Bob from 2017-07-26T07:00
The Bat's tax history is up for examination as Knox persists in his hunt.
Bob the Goon picks an inopportune moment to wash a car.
CROOKED COPS!
All this and more, only on to...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 10: Hootkins and the Blow Hard from 2017-07-24T07:00
Arcade Eddie is stretchered away as Porkins enters the fray. He tells tales of a giant Bat which nobody is buying... all except for reporter Alexander Knox! Will Knox be the man to get the scoop...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 9: The Mobster and the Moll from 2017-07-21T07:00
Jack Napier thinks he's cock of the walk in his fancy suits and with his dame by his side, but will scheming against his boss make him look like a fool, a joker if you will?
Top this off ...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 8: Citizen Dent from 2017-07-19T07:00
Lando Strikes Back! The week continues with a pathetic police chief, a cyBORG mayor and Dent aspiring to take on a nest of vipers. Saucy Jack is looking to rid the city of decent people - if onl...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 7: Say the Liiine... from 2017-07-17T07:00
Brutal Batman, cheesy catchphrases and Lando Calrissian start us off with another exciting week of the show! Can The Bat overcome the problems of his awkward cowl and defeat the crooks? Will Lan...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 6: Impressive Wingspan from 2017-07-14T07:00
The week ends with drama, vampirism and a vicious Bat Beatdown! Can these crooks survive the onslaught, or will they face the same fate as Johnny Gobs? Will we even find out within the time span...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 5: Shadow of the Bat from 2017-07-12T07:00
CRIME! SHENANIGANS!
Biggs is taken out from behind once more. This time, however, he's been robbed! Will the crooks escape with the loot? One thinks so, while the other worries about a my...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 4: Back Alley Shenanigans from 2017-07-10T07:00
The excitement continues in our second week here at Bat Minute '89 as our intrepid heroes are still trying to obtain a cab but are instead forced to brave the streets of Gotham! Can Biggs Darkli...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 3: A Homestead Where Goats Are Kept from 2017-07-07T07:00
The film starts proper now, and so does the podcast (as we have clear visuals to talk about)! In Minute 3 we burst through the final few credits and spill out onto the streets of Gotham. It look...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 2: The Prince and the Elfman from 2017-07-05T07:00
In Minute 2 we're firmly in credits town, so we make the best of it by wandering through the names of the talented folks who are popping up, including a stop in the smooth, cool waters of Lake B...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 1: Credit's Crunch from 2017-07-03T07:00
And we're off! In our first proper episode we burst out of the Bat Minute cave and rush to analyse Minute 1, which is made up entirely of credits. Beforehand we talk about the events that lead t...
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Bat Minute '89 - Minute 0: Bat Minute Begins from 2017-06-07T18:54:53
An introductory episode to say hello and get you used to the show.
Bat Minute '89 is an upcoming podcast hosted by Jon Parker and Niall McGowan, analysing and investigating Tim Burton's '...
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