Podcasts by BAT AND SPIDER

166 NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES from 2023-07-27T09:00

"Another day another dollar," they say. All of 'em. Even me when Chuck asked me how I was doing before recording this episode. I barely get by in a conversation let me tell you. An...

165 CHIMERA (1991) from 2023-07-20T09:00

Check out this SWEET SHOW ART by Olive Haas! LOOK AT IT LOVE IT. Olive classed up this podcast ten fold this week. Thank you, Olive! Join us for Smack Down talk, Listen

164 A*P*E from 2023-07-13T09:00

Doozy this week on Hot Ape Summer. We watched A*P*E (or APE 3-D!) Chuck watched Hudson Hawk, that's news. Dale wat...

163 LINK from 2023-07-06T09:00

IT'S HERE. HOT. APE. SUMMER. Let's kick off this party with LINK from 1986!

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162 MAY from 2023-06-29T09:00

We're back. j/k we never left have we? This week Duck and Chale watched the movie MAY from 2002. What did it do to...

161 LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES from 2023-06-22T09:00:01

Bat x Vipers! Horror x Kung Fu!

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BLACK DUNGEON: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD from 2023-06-15T09:00

Hey everyone, unfortunately Chuck & Dale were on assignment this week and our episode about MAY will be delayed a week. What we have this week is our next episode from the Black Dungeon made public...

160 THE BLACK SLEEP from 2023-06-08T09:01

Let's go JUNE. Dale and Chuck are back with posture talk, wrestling talk, and movie talk. Let's get to it! This week's movie Listen

159 HOMICIDAL from 2023-06-01T09:00:33

Skwwwwaaaaad. This editing sesh brought to you buy 2023 Summer Games Done Quick! We're not partnered or anyt...

158 TERROR AT RED WOLF INN from 2023-05-25T09:00:13

Hey guys. It's time for another episode of your favorite podcast, BBBBBBat & Spider. This week we talked about TER...

157 MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE from 2023-05-18T09:00:14

Welcome back! This week we watched MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE. Bela! Also, Chuck has been playing Zelda and juggling wo...

156 VIRTUAL COMBAT from 2023-05-11T09:00:47

Is 156 this biggest show we've ever done? Some that have heard it already are saying such things. This week we watched Listen

155 GHOUL SCHOOL from 2023-05-04T09:00:19

Playing it loose tonoyt. We watched Ghoul School and let's be real, we liked it. Also, I went to a hockey game. RIP my editing skills. I'm watching this dude on twitch and in the game he...

154 THE ANNIHILATORS from 2023-04-27T09:00:13

Where does the time go? We record an ep, I edit it and I close my eyes and I'm here again to edit the next ep. The movie Body Bags is on my ipad as "white noise" in the background....

153 FIREPOWER from 2023-04-20T09:00:40

Ahoy there dear listeners who are also reading this. Here we go again with another week of raucousness and general all around badness. This week we watched Listen

152 THE BORROWER from 2023-04-13T09:00:58

Bat and Spider fanatics rejoice! For we are back! We watched THE BORROWER this week for the ep. Rae Dawn it's fine...

151 FAST GETAWAY from 2023-04-06T09:00:32

Big episode this week. Spend a good 20 minutes with us for what must be the most frustrating conversation to listen to in sports entertainment. After that you'll probably be too blacked out ...

150 ED WOOD from 2023-03-30T09:00:28

Bat & Spider's 150th Episode Extravaganza! Thanks for going on this wild ride with us, your support means everything. This week we watched Listen

Happy Leprechaun Day! from 2023-03-25T01:36:11

Surprise! We asked friend of the show, Jonesy of the Twin Vipers pod to...

149 OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN from 2023-03-23T09:00:43

Let's climb back in the Weller-mobile and talk about one of Shannon Tweed's first movies. Blessed are we. This week we talk about Listen

148 THE SNAKE GIRL AND THE SILVER-HAIRED WITCH from 2023-03-16T09:00:24

Check us out 148! This week we watched THE SNAKE GIRL AND THE SILVER-HAIRED WITCH. And there isn't one word in that movie title that is a lie o...

147 PERFORMANCE from 2023-03-09T10:00:11

This week Dale made a grave mistake and just chose the biggest movie of the 70's, PERFORMANCE, as it turns out. Tune in for how exactly Chuck a...

146 DARKTOWN STRUTTERS from 2023-03-02T10:00:21

This episode of Bat & Spider we talk about DARKTOWN STRUTTERS. Journey with us into some zany, sci-fi, musical, blacksploitation. Just wild...

145 THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN from 2023-02-23T10:00:24

You will never guess what a western movie is called in Korea. Also, we talked about the movie THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN! Thanks for your support!

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144 FREAKY FARLEY from 2023-02-16T10:00:07

This week on the show we dream about a little place we could call our own. Dale played more Fallout. Dale can't remember what Chuck did while typing these notes, BUT, we DID talk about Listen

143 THE INSPECTOR WEARS SKIRTS from 2023-02-09T10:00:41

This week on the show Dale says the word "woof" instead of "wolf" so many times his ol' pal Jonesy wasn't far from his mind. Drink every time you hear it - you physically cannot. It would be imp...

142 INVADERS FROM MARS (1953) from 2023-02-02T10:00:59

This episode we talk about knuckle bones, we talk about over the air tv, and we talk about INVADERS FROM MARS (1953)! What a night we had. Thanks for your supp...

141 HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS from 2023-01-26T10:00:33

"My other Jesus is Barnabas Collins" - bumper sticker idea no one steal it plz. Still workshopping. Chuck and Dale get into HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS this week. Al...

140 THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING... from 2023-01-19T10:00:49

Like sands through the hourglass these are the new release days of Bat & Spider of our lives. I think I do a pretty good job editing the show but by the time it is time to type the show note...

139 PRIME TARGET (1991) from 2023-01-12T10:00:43

Great news everyone, Bat & Spider is pretty much back on track after this week's movie. Prime Target (1991) is a salve. It's a poultice that heals whatever...

138 RETURN OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN from 2023-01-05T10:00:53

It's time for your wellness check - now you feeling? Both before AND after watching Return of the Roller Blade Seven? Check-in on your friends,...

137 BOG from 2022-12-29T10:00:43

Singing the BOG theme song as I type this. Highly reco. HAPPY NEW YEAR from BAT & SPIDER! This week we talk about BOG. We talk about friendship. We talk ab...

136 MICROWAVE MASSACRE from 2022-12-22T10:00:54

Happy Holidays from all of us here at Bat & Spider and Tapedeck Productions! What we have this week is an ill-planned movie that has ALMOST nothing to do with Christmas. ALMOST. Turns out ou...

135 FIVE ELEMENT(S) NINJAS from 2022-12-15T09:42:44

The boys are back with a Shaw Brothers production. We discus those whirling masters of kung-fu and ninjitsu to your heart's content. This is Five Element(s) Ninjas! Check out or Ko-fi at https://ko...

134 GOKU: MIDNIGHT EYE from 2022-12-08T10:00:19

Join us on this episode as we watch some Japanese Animation! Goku: Midnight Eye! Volumes 1 and 2! First appearance of the voice of Spike Spiegel! Thank you for...

133 POINT BLANK from 2022-12-01T10:00:30

Happy December! Big month, and we kick it off with POINT BLANK. Which is cool innit? If you're actually reading this and haven't joined our Dis...

132 UNDERWORLD USA from 2022-11-23T17:08:28

Happy Thanksgiving to our community who celebrate! Shooting this sucker out a DAY EARLY. A CORNUCOPIA of episode to consume while cleaning your house, brining your bird, standing in lines. This ...

HHH Property Management 13 - The Mark of Satan from 2022-11-19T22:53:43

A little side bet.

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131 THE WILD ANGELS from 2022-11-17T19:57:49

When life gives you lemons, you edit the show late, fast, and with little effort. Sorry about the late show, folks. Ol' Dale at it again. We had a fun one, and Chuck only cares to see the Weird ...

HHH Property Management 12 - The Two Faces of Evil from 2022-11-12T23:01:19

From tip of our MTO to yours's.

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130 MURRAIN from 2022-11-10T10:00:54

Nigel Kneale be with us. We would probably be doing this podcast with Nigel if we could, to be honest. This week we watched MURRAIN! This descr...

HHH Property Management 11 - Visitor from the Grave from 2022-11-05T22:45:16

We'll all be revenged.

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129 THE FUNHOUSE from 2022-11-03T09:00:49

This week we watched The Funhouse! A throwback to a different time. Carnivals with dirt floors in big ol' fields. Better not wear your good sho...

HHH Property Management 10 - Guardian of the Abyss from 2022-10-29T22:32:26

Michael Roberts: RELIC HUNTER

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128 SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION from 2022-10-27T09:00:36

Chuck watched Nosfertu with a live pipe organ backing it and Dale listened to John Carpenter all month. Does it get any better? You tell us. Really. We appreciate the love, the shares, the inter...

HHH Property Management 09 - Carpathian Eagle from 2022-10-22T23:06:30

Eagle+Heart=DEAD

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127 THE SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE from 2022-10-20T09:00:03

What really happened to Valerie? Was it the fire? Was it only a vague memory of a fire but it was really something else? Maybe listen and help. Maybe watch Listen

HHH Property Management 08 - Children of the Full Moon from 2022-10-15T23:24:54

Large hazelnut coffee and a sixer of tallboys

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126 THE LIVING DEAD GIRL from 2022-10-13T09:00:54

More like the LOVING DEAD GIRL (!) Anyway, we loved it. Hopefully you watch it and love it too! Dale watched The Thing and got cheated out of 4...

HHH Property Management 07 - The Silent Scream from 2022-10-08T22:40:15

Uncle Pete's sunken cheeks.

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125 VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS from 2022-10-06T09:00:18

We weren't fully prepared for how hard this would infect us with love. But now we're fully in it. In Love. Voyage of the Rock Aliens!

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HHH Property Management 06 - Charlie Boy from 2022-10-01T22:05:02

Phil's rosey pippins. 

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124 NIGHT PATROL from 2022-09-29T09:00:47

Has apologizing for a movie on a podcast ever been done? Not by ol' Dale_a. But Chuck on the other hand... look we did it with the best intentions. We watched Listen

HHH Property Management 05 - The House that Bled to Death from 2022-09-24T23:01:04

Mommy, there's blood in the walls.

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123 LADY BATTLE COP from 2022-09-22T09:35

This episode of Bat & Spider we talk about Lady Battle Cop. Neither Dale or Chuck were prepared for the onslaught of happiness...

HHH Property Management 04 - Growing Pains from 2022-09-17T22:49:27

Mommy and Daddy hate you.

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122 AMERICAN JOB from 2022-09-15T09:01

This episode of Bat & Spider we talk about American Job. Randall Russell CALL US. We're in love over here. Chris Smith directs such a mundane-ass beautiful...

HHH Property Management 03 - Rude Awakening from 2022-09-11T21:20:29

Denholm's gray teeth

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121 THE LADY IN RED from 2022-09-08T09:00:25

Chuck and Dale both head to a drive-in this episode, but not the same one! Also, we chat about THE LADY IN RED for our movie this week. Thanks ...

HHH Property Management 02 - The Thirteenth Reunion from 2022-08-27T23:01:52

Ruth ain't fat. 

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120 MYSTERY OF THE WAX MUSEUM from 2022-08-25T09:00:58

Welcome back, friends! Do you folks read this at all? Hope so. This week we talked about Mystery of the Wax Museum! Lovingly restored with the ...

HHH Property Management 01 - Witching Time from 2022-08-20T23:01:57

Honey, there is a witch in the barn.

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119 THE DEVIL RIDES OUT from 2022-08-18T09:00:27

What have we here? Black Magicks being used all willy nilly. We have a guy for that. Whatever 'The Duc' cannot handle, surely Chuck and Dale can handle the rest? Yea right, babies. This week we ...

118 SHOCKING DARK from 2022-08-11T09:00:01

This week we watched Shocking Dark, and we're better people for it. Please excuse some mic weirdness in the beginning! We get it sorted out... s...

117 OILY MANIAC from 2022-08-04T09:00:16

Before you go ahead and balk at that runtime let us apologize. Our mailbag was close to bursting and Chuck talked a lot about his vacation! I still cut 10 minutes, I didn't know what else to cut...

116 THE MCPHERSON TAPE from 2022-07-28T09:00:12

Hot Tape Swan Song, my friends. Here we sit. Last SOV Hot Tape here in our laps. We hope you enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you. Excuse any bumps in the road, ol' Dale is learni...

115 SLEDGEHAMMER from 2022-07-21T09:00:24

We watched SLEDGEHAMMER - considered to be the SECOND FILM EVER shot on video! HOT TAPE HELLO? What a delight this month has been, and we still...

114 DARK UNIVERSE from 2022-07-14T09:00:18

HOT TAPE SUMMER Hot Tapage is happening over here at Bat & Spider HQ, and this latest episode features JUST. THAT. Dark Universe! Was it good?! Also, Chuck is getting deep deep deep into medieval t...

113 HALLUCINATIONS from 2022-07-07T09:00:39

HOT TAPE SUMMER

The time is now. The time for shot on video HOT APES. Join us the whole month of July as we watch cinema shot directly to magnetic tape...

112 WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? from 2022-06-30T09:00:43

Join us as Juliette Prowse escorts us to the doors of HOT. TAPE. SUMMER. This week we watched WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? All kinds of info for the ...

111 THE PERFUME OF THE LADY IN BLACK from 2022-06-23T09:00:22

GIALLO. Now that we have your attention, thanks for listening! Chuck freaks out about those heroes in a half-shell, and they're green. Dale watched Hard Target in 4K. WIN/WIN. Also, for the show...

110 WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS from 2022-06-16T09:00:41

"Let's make a movie and lie to everyone and call our bad guy Frankenstein so they watch." WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS!!!!

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109 FIRE AND ICE from 2022-06-09T09:00:17

We welcome you to enjoy our latest episode, FIRE AND ICE! Ralph Bakshi, FRANK FRAZETTA. Dale, CHUCK. Listen as Dale buys the blu-ray live on the air. Listen as...

108 ROADGAMES from 2022-06-02T09:00:31

Hey friends, this week we have just a great great movie called Roadgames that we watched. Also you can listen to Dale recap his on location assignment to Carolina Fear Fest! Chuck watched Star T...

107 NEON MANIACS from 2022-05-26T09:00:55

Listen to Chuck & Dale actively talk each other into liking this movie MORE than they thought they did. If there is anything we can say about this podcast... gosh we tend to do that don't we...

BLACK DUNGEON: BEASTMASTER 2 from 2022-05-19T09:00:34

This episode contains NEW content at the beginning! This week we weren't able to record NEON MANIACS as intended what with Chuck being on assignment and all, so what we have for you is our very fir...

106 THE VAGRANT from 2022-05-12T09:00:06

Hey all! This week Chuck and Dale end up recapping their Free Comic Book Days(TM) because this is their show and they do what they want. Also, they get into Bill Paxton's Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 098 - Ritual from 2022-05-07T23:48:52

This is how it ends.

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105 DESTROYER from 2022-05-05T09:00:59

Episode 105. It all comes down to this. If you weren't paying attention maybe you start, eh? We stop farting around and start talking about serious stuff. Anthony Perkins? That guy from Just One...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 097 - The Third Pig from 2022-04-30T23:00:09

A bad taste in our mouths.

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104 THE BATWOMAN from 2022-04-28T16:00

104 features The Batwoman, look out, coming in real hot!!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 096 - Ear Today Gone Tomorrow from 2022-04-23T23:01:29

Ben Vereen's dressed up penis.

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103 DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE from 2022-04-21T09:00:22

This week we watched Don't Go In The House! Another exciting episode to share with the world, am I right? People are speaking about it. Have sp...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 095 - Confession from 2022-04-16T22:00

Please listen to The Ballad of El Goodo.

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102 BONE from 2022-04-15T16:50

Hey squad. Really sorry for the delayed episode this week, but sometimes life gets in the way. Regardless we hope you enjoy the episode. We watched Larry Cohen's Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 094 - About Face from 2022-04-09T23:00

Castlevania subreddit

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101 DEATH DIMENSION from 2022-04-07T09:00

Back to our regularly schedule garbo programming, thank goodness! Right where we belong! Hope you enjoyed episode 100! This week we watched Death D...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 093 - Smoke Wrings from 2022-04-02T23:00

Ute Lemper's The Ghoulfather

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100 THE HITCHER from 2022-03-31T09:00

If you're reading this then, first off, THANK YOU. We still wouldn't be here without your support and engagement. We'd like to say that we'd still be doing this even if no one was listening, but...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 092 - Report from the Grave from 2022-03-26T22:00

Kassir's footlocker stench

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99 Double Dragon from 2022-03-24T12:51:41

Episode 99. dd. DD. Hope you enjoy our LIVE on location recording! We owed Double Dragon that much. Welcome to Bat & Spider. On this show we strive to talk about low-rent horror movies for your ple...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 091 - The Kidnapper from 2022-03-20T00:08:33

Worst episode ever my foot.

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98 BRAINSTORM from 2022-03-17T09:00

What is worse, Dale's Walken impression, his audio this week, or being stuck in your car in a snowstorm for 3 days. Seriously though, Dale's recording setup wasn't ideal and we accept responsibi...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 090 - Cold War from 2022-03-13T00:00

Cold Perogies.

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97 TERMINAL ISLAND from 2022-03-10T10:00

We took a crack at a whole lot this episode so we ran a little long. For that, we apologize. Sometimes you just need to get it out of your system. Our movie this week is 1973's Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 089 - Horror in the Night from 2022-03-06T00:00

More like Boring in the Night.

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96 SHAKEDOWN from 2022-03-03T10:00

Hey, thanks for listening, you dig? It means a lot to us to know that folks listen for each and every episode. This week we watched SHAKEDOWN!&...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 088 - Escape from 2022-02-27T00:00

Coffin Workshop

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95 SWEET SWEETBACK'S BAADASSSSS SONG from 2022-02-24T10:00

Drink every time Dale says something generic like he's talking to someone he doesn't know. "WHAT A PLEASURE" five times in an episode. Anyway, this movie rules, you need to watch it. Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 087 - A Slight Case of Murder from 2022-02-20T00:00

Joey Trask's bedroom romance.

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94 SIEGE from 2022-02-17T17:04:22

Wrap your jagged teeth around this gritty piece of canuxploitationTM. This episode we watched SIEGE!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 086 - Last Respects from 2022-02-13T01:30:25

3 Fingers

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93 COMPAÑEROS from 2022-02-10T10:00

This week we watched COMPAÑEROS. Probably the greatest theme song in cinema. Spoilers. Also, Dale watched THE MUMMY on purpose and Chuck just kn...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 085 - Fatal Caper from 2022-02-06T00:00

Bob Hoskins is a big crypt-head.

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92 WOLF GUY from 2022-02-03T10:00

I think we're all pretty well agreed that we need MORE WOLF GUY. Listen to our jyourney within. 

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 084 - Bordello of Blood from 2022-01-30T00:04:04

Bob and Bob's Bore-dello of Blood. 

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91 WITCHHAMMER from 2022-01-27T10:00

Our LAST WEEK of our special month of selections from Severin Films' ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 083 - You, Murderer! from 2022-01-23T00:00

Go to film-jail, Bob!

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90 TILBURY from 2022-01-20T10:00

Week THREE of our special month of selections from Severin Films' ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS: A...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 082 - 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror from 2022-01-15T23:06:47

Soap Scum.

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89 ALISON'S BIRTHDAY from 2022-01-13T10:00

Week two of our special month of selections from Severin Films' ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS: A COMPENDIUM OF FOLK HORROR with Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 081 - Comes the Dawn from 2022-01-08T23:41:56

Bartles & Schnapps & Jaymes

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88 EYES OF FIRE from 2022-01-06T10:00

Bat & Spider kicks off 2022 our special month of selections from Severin Films' ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS: A COMPENDIUM ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 080 - Doctor of Horror from 2021-12-25T23:00

Austin Pendleton and dressing for work.

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87 CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH from 2021-12-23T10:00

Seriously though, how sick would the student body be. This would be on the news. We watched Troma's very own Class of Nuke 'Em High!!!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 079 - Surprise Party from 2021-12-19T03:35:19

Jake Busey, lead singer of Silverchair.

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86 GYMKATA from 2021-12-16T10:00

When you think rhythmic gymnastics was as dangerous as it gets LOL. WAKE UP. IT'S GYMKATA.

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 078 - In the Groove from 2021-12-12T00:00

This one is for all the nasty monkeys out there.

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85 SOMETIMES AUNT MARTHA DOES DREADFUL THINGS from 2021-12-09T10:00

Sometimes it's just that Aunt Martha cares too much?

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 077 - Staired in Horror from 2021-12-05T00:12:05

Stairs...who knew?

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84 SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND from 2021-12-02T10:00

I wonder if Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees would come back when Chuck and Dale's Party Line movie gets made?

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 076 - The Assassin from 2021-11-27T23:41:57

The Great Grim Reaper Wool-Pull.

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83 BAD BLACK from 2021-11-25T10:00

We weren't ready for Wakaliwood but Wakaliwood was ready for us. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 075 - The Pit from 2021-11-21T00:00

Anti-Pork-Pie hat and Thanksgiving shopping list.

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82 THIRST (1979) from 2021-11-18T10:00

This week we talk about how real it was in high school shop. Apologies in advance to any deer hunters. In better news we watched THIRST (1979) f...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 074 - The Bribe from 2021-11-14T00:00

Mario Paint and Backdraft.

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81 CURTAINS from 2021-11-11T10:00

Mistakes were made. Movies were starred. Haims were Feldman'd. This will all make sense when you listen. We watched CURTAINS even amidst the wo...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 073 - Revenge is the Nuts from 2021-11-06T23:50:47

The bedpan is filled.

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80 HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN from 2021-11-04T09:00

The Wolf-man is so depressed because his name is Larry. HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 072 - Operation Friendship from 2021-10-31T01:37:38

Ethan Suplee taunting you at the foot of the bed.

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79 KNIGHTRIDERS from 2021-10-28T09:00

Here we thought we were okay having not watched KNIGHTRIDERS (1981) for the past 40 years.... 

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 071 - Whirlpool from 2021-10-23T23:00

Tina Fey's Spatula, Parker Lewis, and London she-wolves.

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78 NIGHT ANGEL from 2021-10-21T09:00

We hope you brought something to sop up all your sweat this week because we're turning up the flame. 1990's NIGHT ANGEL will MELT YOUR SHIT. Als...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 070 - Only Skin Deep from 2021-10-16T23:00

A whole pack?

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77 THE SENTINEL from 2021-10-14T09:00

Gosh, this movie. This episode we talk a lot about THE SENTINEL. It's a good one. 

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 069 - Let the Punishment Fit the Crime from 2021-10-09T23:00

The smells of 1999.

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NEW YORK NINJA from 2021-10-08T09:00

Special Bonus episode in which we talk about the forthcoming NEW YORK NINJA.

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76 KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK from 2021-10-07T09:00

Hey you Star Children and Cat.. people! We dredged the Hudson to find this beaut from late, great, 1978. KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park! Ex...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 068 - Demon Knight from 2021-10-02T23:58:34

CCH Vodka Pounder

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75 THE INITIATION from 2021-09-30T09:00

LOL A ONE HOUR EPISODE. DO. YOU. BELIEVE.

Oh, and we watched THE INITIATION (1984)!!!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 067 - Till Death Do We Part from 2021-09-25T22:26:09

MARRONE!

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74 DIE HARD DRACULA from 2021-09-23T09:00

We watched Die Hard Dracula! Bruce Glover, let's get the band back together. 

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 066 - Half-Way Horrible from 2021-09-19T02:13:24

Martin Kove's six-pack of Yoplait.

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73 THE QUATERMASS XPERIMENT from 2021-09-16T09:00

Dale and Chuck take a journey into the terrors of the unknown. A rocket, launched in secret, returns with only one crew member. It isn't long before they start to show signs of distress and aggr...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 065 - Oil's Well That Ends Well from 2021-09-11T23:00

Dale and Chuck review pictures of a Tales pinball machine on pinballbulbs.com and get hyped on the comeback of Nash Bridges.

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72 HERCULES IN THE HAUNTED WORLD from 2021-09-09T09:00

Up this week we explore Mario Bava directing Reg Park. It's Hercules in the Haunted World! How about that art? Chuck outdoes himself once again...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 064 - Came the Dawn from 2021-09-04T23:00

General Store Oysters.

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71 SUGAR HILL from 2021-09-02T09:00

"American horror blaxploitation zombie film." OK. JUST PUSH PLAY.

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 063 - Creep Course from 2021-08-28T23:14:22

Anthony Michael Bungus

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70 LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM from 2021-08-26T09:00

Lair of the White Worm slithered so you could play snakes and ladders. Still workshopping that don't quote us....

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 062 - Well Cooked Hams from 2021-08-22T20:19:12

Welcome to the 62nd episode of The Anthony Michael Hall Podcast!

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69 TORSO from 2021-08-19T09:00

Join us on our trip back to Italy where this movie is about a man who ends up using a bow saw. For reasons. 1973's Torso!

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 061 - House of Horror from 2021-08-14T23:00

How do you solve a problem like Everclear?

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FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 from 2021-08-13T09:00

Happy Friday the 13th from your friends at B&S.

68 INVITATION TO HELL from 2021-08-12T09:00

We're BACK. It is still hot af, but ape is over. The age of men is nigh. In celebration of The Master of Horror's(TM TM TM) Birthday we watch this gem from 1984. Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 060 - Two for the Show from 2021-08-07T23:12:18

Railroaded by a handsome cop.

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67 BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES from 2021-08-05T09:00

For all the marbles. THE Battle of the Planet of the Apes. How far we've come, eh Chuck? How do we go back? How do we function when apes are not in our lives o...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 059 - People who live in Brass Hearses from 2021-07-31T23:15:42

Everybody loves the DeLuca boys.

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66 CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES from 2021-07-29T09:00

The weather is hot but not as hot as Hot Ape Summer! The fourth in a series of five, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is where we find ourselves this time. R...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 058 - Food for Thought from 2021-07-25T02:53:39

Connected at the boob.

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65 ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES from 2021-07-22T09:00

Fire on the mountain! Peak peak hot hot hot summer. We're here. We can see for miles up here. Apes movie 3. Escape from the Planet of the Apes. Holy cow! How d...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 057 - Forever Ambergris from 2021-07-17T23:04:36

Rog does Steve dirty.

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64 BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES from 2021-07-16T19:50:19

Welcome to the third podcast we've recorded about Hot Ape Summer! iykyk. Join Chuck and Dale as they talk about staying positive about re-recording entire episodes, the Scream trilogy, ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 056 - As Ye Sow from 2021-07-10T23:00

Patsy, Hector, and Sam go through the crypt keeper machine this week.

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63 PLANET OF THE APES from 2021-07-09T04:09:47

HOT APE SUMMER IS UPON US ALL. REJOICE.

Welcome to Bat & Spider. On this show we strive to talk about low-rent horror movies for your pleasure and ours. Please join in as we laugh and...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 055 - Death of Some Salesmen from 2021-06-19T22:14:21

Ed Begley Jr. vs Tim Curry in Latex. Also sex. 

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62 IMAGES from 2021-06-17T09:00

This low-brow podcast dips its toe into high-brow waters with some Bobby Altman and crew. We talk about Images from 1972 and try to contain our ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 054 - The Vault of Horror from 2021-06-13T05:27:37

Five tales of English horror.

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61 HORROR HOUSE ON HIGHWAY 5 from 2021-06-10T09:00

....and we're back! Hi everyone. Join us this week on Bat & Spider as we talk HORROR HOUSE ON HIGHWAY 5 a film seven years in the making. Unreal commitment...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 053 - Curiosity Killed from 2021-06-06T00:17

Margot's Ape Face and toilet talk.

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60 1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS from 2021-06-03T09:00

Enzo Castellari and Vic Morrow. Name a more iconic professional working duo. YOU CANNOT. This week we talk about 1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS! "The first to die wer...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 052 - Werewolf Concerto from 2021-05-29T23:00

James Bonds got nards!

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59 CYBORG COP from 2021-05-27T09:00

Five Nine. Like the badge number pinned on DEA Agent Jack Ryan's uniform. Or his brother's. His brother is the good one. But let me tell you up front, and spoilers (sorry), neither of them or co...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 051 - Strung Along from 2021-05-22T23:00

Puppet stuff. 

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58 SEEDS from 2021-05-20T09:00

More like UNCLE Andy Milligan am we right? This week we crack open our new Severin Films Andy Milligan tribute set and watch SEEDS (1968). We can’t put it more...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 050 - Split Personality from 2021-05-15T23:00

Joe Pesci stole his sunglasses from the Moonwalker set. 

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57 SPACED INVADERS from 2021-05-13T09:00

It's kiddie-hour here at Bat & Spider Babies (TM FOR FUTURE USE) where we fill our snack cups with poppycock and watch SPACED INVADERS (1990) for the show....

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 049 - Maniac at Large from 2021-05-08T22:59:40

Stuck in a library with Adam Ant.

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56 BLOOD BATH from 2021-05-06T09:00

In 1966 some folks took it upon themselves to edit 4 movies together and turned it into BLOOD BATH (1966). And it works pretty well! Join us as we follow a tor...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 048 - King of the Road from 2021-05-01T23:42:27

Two-Jowled Tales.

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55 THE BABY from 2021-04-29T09:00

Come and subject yourself to the same pain we had to. Ignore every warning your eyes and body give and watch THE BABY [letterboxd currently down for maintenance I'm sorry for not including link!...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 047 - Showdown from 2021-04-24T23:00

Two-Fisted Western Tales.

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54 JAKOB'S WIFE from 2021-04-22T09:00

Listen to Chuck and Dale catch up after 2 whole weeks of not recording. How does a couple of friends like those two pick up the pieces of their lives and resume without just discussing the hurt ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 046 - The New Arrival from 2021-04-17T23:00

Zelda's daughter smells.

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53 CURSE OF THE CAT PEOPLE from 2021-04-15T09:00

Dale is typing this on vacation so please don't expect much. Just a meaty episode this week. All meat. No sides, no voicemails. We love you and you matter to us! Check us out as we check out Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 045 - What's Cookin' from 2021-04-11T01:03:14

Superman slinging that sweet meat. 

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52 ARCADE from 2021-04-08T16:04:08

Albert Pyun, Virtual Reality, Arcades for teens to hang out in. I just name 3 things that made your day infinitely better. Join as we talk about 1993's Arcade....

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 044 - Beauty Rest from 2021-04-03T23:00

Beauty Pageants. Yuck!

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51 MALIBU EXPRESS from 2021-04-01T09:00

Excuse Chuck and Dale as they indulge every sense with the sweet, saccharine Malibu Express (1985). What a time they had discussing Andy Sidaris, John Carpenter...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 043 - Seance from 2021-03-27T22:48:25

You remember what happened in Pittsburgh, Benny?

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50 PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE from 2021-03-25T09:00

We celebrate 50 episodes the only way Chuck & Dale could - with poor planning and not much in the way of pomp and circumstance. BUT, we talked about Hellraiser, we talked about Rocket League...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 042 - On a Deadman's Chest from 2021-03-20T23:00

This episode has nothing to do with pirates.

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49 GANJA & HESS from 2021-03-18T09:00

Bat & Spider. Chuck & Dale. Ganja & Hess (1973). It all makes sense if you think about it like that. Join us on a journey of the surreal; the rhyth...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 041 - This'll Kill Ya from 2021-03-14T00:00

Sonia Braga Fan Club.

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48 SUNDOWN: THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT from 2021-03-11T08:07:26

Hey all. Back again for another goodie filled episode. We discuss 1989's Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 040 - None but the Lonely Heart from 2021-03-07T00:42:49

Treating old ladies badly.

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47 THINGS from 2021-03-04T10:00

THINGS (1989). A movie so capable of rendering a new, ambitious podcast asunder before the 2 hosts could even have time to stand up on their own 2 feet. It's w...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 039 - Tales from the Crypt 1972 from 2021-02-28T00:00

A very special episode where we tackle Amicus' Tales from the Crypt adaptation from 72. Let's see what old blighty can do.

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46 THE PIRATES OF BLOOD RIVER from 2021-02-25T10:00

Christopher Lee and Hammer Films. Name a better combination. You cannot. Case closed. Join us as we speak of live, pirates, and porn. What an episode. Hammer's The ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 038 - Yellow from 2021-02-21T00:00

We celebrate the end of season 3 this a mean old Kirk Douglas and his coward son. 

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45 THE PIT from 2021-02-18T10:00

The Pit (1981) opens up and flowers the minds' of the our boys this week. Like a loose leaf tea. If the loose leaf tea was called "sympathetic to a horny 12 yea...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 037 - Spoiled from 2021-02-14T00:00

Abel the Cable Guy has come to salve your Valentine's Day woes. 

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44 FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 from 2021-02-11T10:00

Valentine's Day is a reason enough to visit the first sequel to a "movie" we """"reviewed""" months ago on the pod. This time it is Friday the 13th part 2!!! We hope you enjoy what you listen to...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 036 - Deadline from 2021-02-07T01:49:59

Another week, another Tales, another sad sack reporter. 

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43 DEMON WIND from 2021-02-04T10:00

Is it FebUary or FebRUary? Whatever it is, ol' Bat & Spider are shredding 1990's Demon Wind into a fine pulp so they can rebuild it into their paper mâché v...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 035 - Split Second from 2021-01-31T00:37

Sniffin' for pole.

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42 FADE TO BLACK from 2021-01-28T10:00

Pour one out for Vinegar Syndrome month. Not sure we've ever truly lived up until January hit. Now it's all over. Stay tuned for other fun stuff coming down the pike. Our last movie of the month...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 034 - Mournin' Mess from 2021-01-24T00:00

Steven Weber gets lucky.

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41 DON'T PANIC from 2021-01-21T10:00

Hello! Episode 41! Don't Panic! A Mexican slasher flick that holds it's own up against a slew of other 80's films. Join Chuck and Dale as they talk about this ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 033 - Undertaking Palor from 2021-01-17T00:44:47

John Glover sucks your guts out!

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40 FORGOTTEN GIALLI VOL 2 from 2021-01-14T10:00

Buongiorno! Chuck and Dale find themselves in the middle of Vinegar Syndrome month and this week they review Vinegar Sy...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 032 - Easel Kill Ya from 2021-01-11T02:04:05

Tim Roth tea-bags his own shirts.

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39 SILENT MADNESS 3D from 2021-01-08T04:55

Week 2 of Vinegar Syndrome Month! Chuck and I watched Silent Madness in THREE DIMENSIONS! The remastered version of this movie is SO gorgeous I'm thinking about...

38 THE BEASTMASTER from 2021-01-03T06:42:14

We kick off Vinegar Syndrome month IN STYLE! By putting out a late podcast BABY! Blame Dale, he's the wanker who messed everything up. But we made up for it by flexing on a GREAT episode. Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 031 - The Reluctant Vampire from 2021-01-03T00:29:04

Malcolm and the Blood Bank.

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The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 030 - Dead Wait from 2020-12-26T23:38:58

The boys take a trip to French Polynesia.

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37 WHO SLEW AUNTIE ROO? from 2020-12-24T10:00

Hap, hap, happiest of holidays dear friends! Chuck and I want to express our deepest gratitude for joining us on this wild ride. We love you for it. This episode we discuss a movie with a little...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 029 - Top Billing from 2020-12-20T02:06:35

Jon Lovitz has a bad day.

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36 STAR TIME from 2020-12-17T10:00

'Tis the season for Bat & Spider. The holiday spirit is really ramping up and we can't wait to share the season with our friends. This episode we discuss Alexander Cassini's film debut, Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 028 - Abra Cadaver from 2020-12-13T02:10:18

Beau Bridges gives a clinic on smoking a pipe. 

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35 BAD TASTE from 2020-12-10T10:00

This episode of Bat & Spider the boys discuss a 1987 film of Peter Jackson. His first, in fact. Bad Taste! Stay tuned to listen to what else they have to s...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 027 - The Trap from 2020-12-06T01:27:43

Mr. J. Fox is here. 

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34 FEMALE TROUBLE from 2020-12-03T10:00

This episode of Bat & Spider Chuck and Dale try to shine a light at the bottom of the depths of their depravity and guess what? Thanks to John Waters, they haven't found bottom yet. They yea...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 026 - Carrion Death from 2020-11-29T01:55:31

Kyle MacLachlan vs. buzzard.

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33 BLOOD RAGE from 2020-11-26T06:31:35

Yea I remember a time that AWS ("tech"""") wasn't down and dale was sober enough to write a legit synopsis for Blood Rage. But that's in the past. You're lucky to get what you get at this point....

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 025 - Loved to Death from 2020-11-22T01:40:58

It finally happened.

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32 RAGE OF HONOR from 2020-11-19T10:00

The eps just keep coming, folks. We're back with a new episode where we chat about Rage of Honor and the hour spent with Dale's new xbox. An exciting Turkey-to...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 024 - The Secret from 2020-11-15T00:29:19

Death by diabetes.

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31 DUST DEVIL from 2020-11-12T11:00

B&S are back with a great one this week, folks. Chuck and Dale let their guards down a little bit and let the audience in. "What makes them tick..." everyone wonders. Well, stay tuned for a ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 023 - My Brother's Keeper from 2020-11-08T03:11:43

Joined at the hip fun.

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30 DEMONS (1971) from 2020-11-05T10:00

Hungover from our Halloween festivities and already knuckle deep into the November bs Chuck and Dale try to avoid puking their nerves up while they discuss the Japanese samurai horror film Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 022 - Television Terror from 2020-10-31T23:32:36

Shock Journalism!!

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SOUNDS FROM THE BLACK CASTLE - Halloween 2020 from 2020-10-30T23:05:04

Side A: Sounds from The Black Castle

Side B: Video Nasty

Ghouls:

Pale Mandrews

29 THE FLY (1958) w/ 70mm from 2020-10-29T09:00

We have a very, VERY special episode this week. We are joined by our special guests, and best friends, the hosts over at 70mm - the first movie podcast on the internet. Never been done before th...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 021 - Mute Witness to Murder from 2020-10-24T23:04:41

A very serious episode.

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28 CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER from 2020-10-22T09:00

This episode Chuck and Dale watched Captain Kronos and have since realized that the deep friendship bond that the Captain and his best friend Hieronymus share is the same invisible ribbon that t...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 020 - Lower Berth from 2020-10-17T23:00

What a disgusting baby.

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FLYTOBER ANNOUNCEMENT from 2020-10-16T12:00

Hold onto your fly tape. 

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27 CAT PEOPLE from 2020-10-15T10:00

On this episode of Bat & Spider Chuck and Dale talk about a movie that is much more than its title suggests. The Val Lewton produced CAT PEO...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 019 - Korman's Kalamity from 2020-10-10T23:00

Cartoonists are really annoying.

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26 DEATH RACE 2000 from 2020-10-08T09:00

On this episode of Bat & Spider Chuck and Dale talk about their idol, Sly Stallone, in one absolute s-show of a film. It's Whacky Races meets The Running Man in 1975's Listen

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 018 - Fitting Punishment from 2020-10-03T23:40:29

Bad Mortician

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25 SHIVERS from 2020-10-01T06:23:52

This episode Chuck and Dale discuss Shivers while eating pickles and sharing pickles and freak people with misophonia out because fair warning Dale DID edit in...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 017 - Judy, You're Just Not Yourself Today from 2020-09-27T20:36:09

Carol Kane rulz

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24 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN from 2020-09-24T09:00

We heard from John Kassir himself (!) that 1948's Abbott and Costello was one of his favorite movies! Well...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 016 - The Ventriloquist's Dummy from 2020-09-19T23:00

Don Rickles, Bobcat Goldthwait, and a sick little puppet. 

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23 MARTIN from 2020-09-17T09:00

Huge episode this week when Chuck and Dale bite into George A. Romero's Martin from 1977. Is he or isn't he? His old world great uncle seems to think so. Our o...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 015 - Four-Sided Triangle from 2020-09-12T23:00

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22 WITCHFINDER GENERAL from 2020-09-10T08:00

This week we Read, Write, and Draw along with Vincent Price in one f'd up romp in jolly ol' England. We're talking about 1968's Witchfinder General directed by...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 014 - For Cryin' Out Loud from 2020-09-05T23:17:52

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21 ACROSS 110th STREET from 2020-09-03T09:00

On this the 21st episode of Bat & Spider, Chuck and Dale get Harlem dirty on a cop's salary(!). We chat about Across 110th Street! Not horror so much, but ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 013 - The Sacrifice from 2020-08-29T22:51:15

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20 THE VISITOR from 2020-08-27T06:41:14

On this episode of Bat & Spider Chuck & Dale just try to make sense of everything. What else is there. We watched 1979's The Visitor directed by Gulio P...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 012 - Things from the Grave from 2020-08-22T23:49

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19 FRIDAY THE 13TH from 2020-08-20T06:34:25

This week Chuck & Dale are headed to the campground (Dale insists on car camping so he can pack all the luxuries of home). Camp Crystal Lake to be exact to play grabass and try to get women....

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 011 - Three's a Crowd from 2020-08-16T23:02:56

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18 BASKET CASE from 2020-08-13T08:00

This week Chuck and Dale find a new Uncle. Frank Henenlotter and his movie Basket Case (1982) has us smitten, and he is just the coolest person ever we just kn...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 010 - 'til Death from 2020-08-09T00:00

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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17 THE GORGON from 2020-08-06T04:32:59

This week ol' Chuck and Dale take in another beauty from Hammer Films - 1964's The Gorgon, directed by Terence Fisher. 

Medusa's sister vs. Christo...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 009 - Cutting Cards from 2020-08-01T23:00:16

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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16 SALEM'S LOT from 2020-07-30T08:00

Vampyr take over a remote Maine town on this episode of Bat and Spider. Chuck and Dale chat about Salem's Lot (1979)!

Straker and Barlow Antiqu...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 008 - The Switch from 2020-07-26T00:36:49

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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15 BAD RONALD from 2020-07-23T05:39:21

On this lovely episode of BnS Chuck and Dale talk about Buzz Kulik's Bad Ronald (1974).

Terrifying made-for-tv jaunt about a teener who lives in the wall...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 007 - Dead Right from 2020-07-19T00:00

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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14 BODY MELT from 2020-07-16T05:44:06

This episode Chuck & Dale chat about Philip Brophy's Body Melt (1993). 

Ozsploitation™

Welcome to Bat & Spider. On this show we stri...

13 ALL THE COLORS OF THE DARK from 2020-07-09T10:00

This episode Chuck & Dale talk about Sergio Martino's All The Colors of the Dark (1972).

Jane's neighbor that she just met suggested she join a Sata...

12 NIGHT FEEDER from 2020-07-02T06:09:29

This episode Chuck & Dale talk about Jim Whiteaker's 1988 film Night Feeder. 

Come for the shot-on-video movie, stay for the grand finale, it's...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 006 - Collection Completed from 2020-07-02T02:27:30

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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11 ORCA from 2020-06-25T09:00

This episode Chuck and Dale talk about Michael Anderson's Orca, The Killer Whale (1977)

Watch a killer fish set fi...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 005 - Lover, Come Hack to me from 2020-06-24T09:00

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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10 BLOOD BEAT from 2020-06-18T09:00

This episode Chuck and Dale talk about Fabrice A. Zaphiratos' Blood Beat (1983).

Wisconsin + Samurai murderer + Psychic battles + Field dressing a baby ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 004 - Only Sin Deep from 2020-06-16T23:04:08

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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09 THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN from 2020-06-11T06:47:34

This episode Chuck and Dale talk about Terence Fisher and Hammer Film's THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1957).

THE CREATURE CREATED BY MAN AND FORGOTTEN BY&n...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 003 - Dig That Cat, Man...He's Real Gone from 2020-06-11T03:05:26

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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08 PIECES from 2020-06-04T06:45:47

Dale and Chuck talk about Juan Piquer Simón's PIECES (1982).

A little perv 10 year old grows up and wants to make a human woman jigsaw puzzle. It involves chainsaws and the worst college ...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 002 - All Through the House from 2020-06-03T00:59:57

Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music.

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07 VIDEO VIOLENCE from 2020-05-28T07:33:11

Dale and Chuck talk about Gary Cohen's Video Violence (1987). 

A movie about an entire town of killers who love to record their gruesome hobby. RIP...

The Crypt Keeper's Coffin 001 - The Man Who Was Death from 2020-05-27T02:02:05

Welcome to a new bonus podcast in which Dale and Chuck watch an episode of Tales from the Crypt every week. 

In our first episode we talk about watching The Man Who Was Death Listen