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Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights

Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Listener's Choice
Silver Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Individual Episodes - Comedy

Bartender stories from 20 years of Serving Time. Greg teaches his listeners how to make cocktails and how to behave in bars, with both lessons bookending raw, brutally honest adventures in the bar biz.

When not sharing personal anecdotes, Greg interviews other night-lifers and pries some revealing and crazy stories out of them!

This podcast contains some immature adult themes, so have some ID ready!

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Episode 59- The Night I Interviewed Comic Alan Bromwell from 2023-09-15T04:58:22

Aliens and Race, Fireworks and Jail, Circular Breathing, Breathalyzers and BDSM, Resurrecting a Viking, Burger King's Real Name

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Episode 58- The Night I Interviewed Beka the Model from 2023-09-06T18:59:35

Trampled by Tramps, Throwing Flames, A HeliCOPter, "I'm partyin' (and may fall), ESPN and Cyborgs, Love Bombing

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Episode 57- The Night I Interviewed Bar Owner Ryan from 2023-08-10T18:57:40

Oedipus Rex, Gettin down with coworkers, I want my 3 dollars, The Last Crusade, Being super good at drugs and booze



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Episode 56- The Night I Interviewed Denver Comedian Rick Bryan from 2023-07-26T20:02:45

The Whitest Mexican, How to Survive in the Desert, Prison and on Stage, I Ate All the Shrooms, Blacking Out, Don't be Dumb, Camp Lejuene, Post Show Puke

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Episode 55- The Night I Interviewed Patrick the Beverage Director from 2023-07-19T23:20:28

Born to Hippies, Thespian to Mixologist, Fake ID Fight, No Way With Hathaway, A Kegel Keg Change


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Episode 54- The Night I Interviewed Tripp Van Wilder from 2023-07-19T21:43:59

ADD, Neon Lab Sex, A Doomed Drug Run, Steamboat Party House, A Bar Bought, A Stabbing Stopped and a Fishy Roommate. Barbarians, meet Tripp Van Wilder!

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Episode 53- The Night I Interviewed Timmy Me Boy from 2023-05-13T15:43:45

Cropdusting Celebrities, Malort, The Porn Identity, Popeye's Swollen Colon, Cheers Clinking Etiquette and Tales of Three Crackheads

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Episode 52 - The Night I Interviewed Todd the Guy from 2023-03-24T17:11:56

Holiday Gun Play, Sandwich Shield, Motorbike Men and a Stranger in the Shower.

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Counterpoints! 3 - Chance the Author from 2023-03-01T20:41:36

Re-Introducing: Counterpoints! The super relaxed post-interview show at my kitchen counter where we cover pretty much anything!

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Episode 51- The Night I Interviewed Jess the Manager from 2023-02-10T23:10:40

Helping out the family, Queen of the 86, Creepy Golfers, the folly of marriage, and a murder worthy of Dateline!


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Episode 50- The Night I Interviewed T-Battle from 2023-01-17T20:42:25

Livin' life, Aspen Snow Banks, 86'd One Hit Wonders, Unisex Bathrooms, Broke in Vegas

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Introducing- Counterpoints! from 2023-01-13T18:48:39

Barbarians! We WON! We are the winners of the Signal Awards Listener's Choice um, Award...and nabbed a silver medal for Best Comedy Episode for the Stormy Daniels story! You folks showed the eff up...

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Yooooj Important Announcement! from 2022-12-09T23:30:48

Folks, I'm a finalist in the inaugural Signal Awards for podcasting! I'd love if y'all took a minute (possibly 2) and cast your vote and get our audio debauchery a major award! It's Frajeeelay! Ser...

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Episode 49- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part Two from 2022-11-04T00:37:01

Relationships, Strip clubs, Screenplays, A Case of Beer and a Risky Joke and a New Project?


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Episode 48- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part One from 2022-10-24T07:20:52

Hollywood Knights, Winston Churchill, Well Dressed Rock Stars, Greg's Mom, Exit Interviews


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Episode 47- The Night I Interviewed Lydia from 2022-08-04T17:18:38

A Boob Flash Truce, Coerced Kitchen Patrol, a Famous Roommate, a Beaver in a Mexican Bowling Alley and Spontaneous a cappella Crue

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Episode 46- The Night I Won an EVVY from 2022-06-04T06:54:15

A Gorgeous Serbian Server, Attempted Amateur Porn, Crashing a Party, a Major Award and the Libra Scale Finding Balance


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Episode 45- The Night I Interviewed Chance the Author from 2022-04-22T14:49:25

A Brush with a Serial Killer, ADD, Purple Rain in Philly, Thar be Treasure in These Parts, Better Caul Saul (Cause Hollywood, Here he Comes!) and a Trilogy in the Making


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Episode 44- The Night I Interviewed Steph from 2022-04-15T18:12:40

High Trays, GJ/SD/DEN, Finger Snapping, Booze for Boobs, Eff the Raiders, Service Well Sex, a Superbowl Snafu, Tankinis, Lingerie and Boofing 101.


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Episode 43- The Night I Interviewed Ash from 2022-04-08T05:28:20

South Carolina to Denver, Working Hard to Get Behind the Stick, Titty Bumps, Buttslaps, Greg as a Savage Hot Chick, An 86 With Vengeance, And My Dumb Jokes Falling Flat.


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Episode 42- The Night I Got on the Radio from 2022-03-22T06:54:01

High inFidelity, Eastern Philosophy, The Afternoon Fiasco, a gymnast and a dose of dumb luck.


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Episode 41- The Night I Interviewed Yager from 2022-02-10T21:42:23

Virgin Island Machetes, Machete himself, Aussies in Austin, Cocktail Pop Quiz Fails and the secret of the Four Toothbrushes


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Episode 40- The Night I Interviewed Bar Security Guard Extraordinaire Sumaro from 2022-02-04T20:55:57

Harry Potter disappears, blow and rugby, endurance doin' it, getting the finger, employee discounts and gettin' it on in the upstairs bathroom.


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Episode 39- The Night I Interviewed Tyler from 2022-01-26T20:48:24

A badly timed buttplug, the truth about wine, swinging strippers, dropping names and number 2's and a dad shreddin' the gnar brah.


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Episode 38- The Night I Showed You my Crazy from 2021-12-16T02:20:53

An LA Story, an evil plan, courtroom drama, TV trouble and an exodus to the mountains


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Episode 37- The Night I Interviewed Louis the Comedian from 2021-09-10T06:46:30

A Jehovah's Witness on the Fringe, overuse of the word authentic and its iterations, pre show porn, hashtag life, international shenanigans, a joke is born and we learn something that isn't Louis' ...

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Episode 36- The Night I Went to my Brother's Wedding from 2021-08-27T06:27:02

A wedding invite, a failure to launch, a premature engagement, and a red-eye to remember.


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Episode 35- The Night I Interviewed Dave the Regular from 2021-08-02T02:06:52

A Southern Gent, A Phish Show with Mom, Guns 'N' Doses


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Episode 34- The Night I Did a Show in Belize from 2021-07-21T06:20:47

Headlining for world beaters, an unlucky break, a gig in paradise, a golf cart goof and a brush with Belize's finest.


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Episode 33- The Night I Interviewed Boston James from 2021-07-13T21:23:55

A fight with family, a narcoleptic Irishman, urine trouble, a car fire, gun play and a drunken affair.


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Episode 32- The Night I Interviewed Tommy from 2021-07-02T20:59:53

Weed and shrooms, blown out knees, crying on the first day, sleeping in a car, and a bathroom cuckold.


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Episode 31- The Night Buck Interviewed Me from 2021-06-04T03:56:22

A lewd Applebee's act, a long walk, my rock band, another Stern Show fail and a regurgitation revelation. Buck turns the tables and interviews me in this one!

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Episode 30- The Night I Told You Why I Have to Bartend from 2021-04-14T05:03:02

Fireworks, a drowned lawnmower engine, a dead dump truck, a broken chimney, a nail gun miss and a Howard Stern Show fail by yours truly.

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Episode 29- The Night They Introduced Me to Molly from 2021-03-28T01:38:59

Molly and a sock, dreams come true, a squirt-gun fight for the ages, losing money in Vegas, and neighbors to rave about.


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Episode 28- The Night I Kwit Karaoke from 2021-03-17T22:42

A script snafu, an Entourage encounter, lap dances from a naughty nurse and a trio of fast food workers who broke the camel's back.


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Episode 27- The Night I Interviewed Robin Michelle from 2021-03-11T09:26:17

Rappin' with Robin about Biker Bars, Shrooms, Cat Parades and Festive Fingerbangs.


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Episode 26 - The Night I was Outfoxed from 2021-02-25T23:57:49

Screenwriting fails, canine connections and the night the foxy femme fatale walked into my life and how The Enemy busted me right after.


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Episode 26 - The Night I was Outfoxed from 2021-02-25T23:57:49

Screenwriting fails, canine connections and the night the foxy femme fatale walked into my life and how The Enemy busted me right after.

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Episode 25- The Night I Interviewed DJ Dylan from 2021-02-18T02:04:10

In this one, we get the origin story of Dylan's journey from the South to Colorado, a few sweet gigs he held, some same sex lovin', and how he was choked into becoming a DJ! Enjoy!


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Episode 24- The Night I Interviewed The Producer from 2021-02-07T02:23:57

For this one, I interviewed"The Producer"; a Babbling Beantown Bombast Brother of mine who talks the talk and walks the walk. A showbiz wiz who spins tales of gold and never lets you get a word in ...

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Episode 23- The Night I was a Secret Shopper from 2021-01-30T05:06:33

During my odd jobs survival phase, I got a job I decided would bring me bad karma, and, let's just say, I blew it off!


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Episode 22- The Night the Bull Went Mad from 2021-01-09T04:04:08

You asked, I delivered. Here's an account of a meteoric rise and catastrophic fall in the bar biz and ultimately why I left LA. Not the feelgood episode you may have wanted, but I still managed to ...

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Episode 21- The Night I Interviewed the Young Dubliner Keith Roberts from 2020-12-29T04:22:14

An interview with a singer, guitarist and founding member of The Young Dubliners! Keith and I wax philosophic about wine, women, song and toilets. Many stories from a many storied career to be had ...

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Episode 20- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part Two from 2020-12-05T06:57:22

Part Two of my phone call with Jesse. During our break after one, he got drunker and I ate shrooms, not expecting his desire to have another conversation. So, it's a little all over the place, but ...

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Episode 19- The Night He Was Buck by Popular Demand from 2020-11-25T22:29:37

Another Buck Episode. His first interview has been a fan favorite since it went up, so we brought him back for some more yarns to spin. It definitely gets raunchy, and the topics are, shall I say, ...

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Episode 18- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part One from 2020-11-23T00:38:58

Due the 'vid, I had to interview my friend and mentor Jesse the Manimal on the phone. What follows is a collection of recollections of our youthful indiscretions! Oh yeah, he was plastered. Enjoy!<...

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Episode 17- The Night I Won a Trip to Tales of the Cocktail from 2020-11-16T07:13:18

So, I "won" a contest, got hammered in the French Quarter, got cock-blocked somethin' fierce and almost put my friend in a serial killer's SUV. Ya know, typical Monday thru Thursday stuff.
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Episode 16- The Night Jack Bauer Pulled His Pants Down. A Lot. from 2020-11-07T03:59:29

A Run in with a Young Gun, and some tighty whities any mom would be proud of!

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Episode 15- The Night I Interviewed Snap from 2020-10-29T02:16:16

My interview with Snap, a former co-worker, manager and now...DUM DUM DUM!!!! A WINE GUY! Oosh. Sorry for the delayed release, had the show in St. Louis with Stormy and had to finish the Just Close...

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Episode 14- The Night I Played an Adult Version of Ring Toss from 2020-10-01T06:55:13

Building off Buck's tale, a menage a trois, a decent proposal and a game of ring toss for the ages!

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Episode 13- The Night I Interviewed Buck from 2020-09-26T16:09:51

My interview with Buck and the night he blew a menĂ¡ge a trois, but still pulled off a successful pre-shift. Or pre shaft. Depending on how ya look at it.

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Episode 12- The Night I Became a Lesbian Thespian from 2020-09-15T23:03:42

The night I got fired and the subsequent weird gigs I got to stay alive!

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Episode 11 - The Night I Blew it on National Televison from 2020-09-02T04:50:48

The biggest Swing and a Miss of my life! Luckily only everyone in America saw it.

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Episode 10- The Night I Was Sexually Harassed by a Gay French Butler and a Listener Submission from 2020-08-30T20:07:37

The Night I was given Carte Blanche at a fancy schmanzy restaurant and a tale of a shit show on Colfax in Denver.

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Episode 1-The Night I Fell off the Bar from 2020-08-28T05:16:40

The first night behind the stick. Where I was made. Where Obi Wan taught Luke about The Force. Where I got wasted and fell off my own bar. Eeediot!

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Episode 2- The Night I Puked into the Cash Register from 2020-08-28T05:04:10

Take two affairs, one girlfriend and mix it all up with a ton of Jack Daniels and bad karaoke, and well, this is what happens.

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Episode 9- The Night I Wound up in Colombia from 2020-08-19T05:09:30

Sometimes you get some mild mannered regulars who turn out to be international party superheroes. And sometimes, you get to tag along. Okay, once. It happened once. And it was awesome.

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Episode 8- The Night I Got my Groove Back and Immediately Lost it from 2020-08-13T05:53:52

Why I left Aspen for Denver, how I finally got some confidence and immediately lost it!

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Episode 7: The Night(s) Things Got Porny from 2020-08-05T03:17:21

When you sling booze in the San Fernando Valley, it's only a matter of time before you "come across" the wonderful world of porn!

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Episode 6: The Night a Guest Said I Roofied Her from 2020-07-30T01:24:50

Episode 6! The night an..."unstable" guest claimed I roofied her. Listen, Download, Subscribe and spread the word!

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Episode 5: The Night I Rocked You Like a Hurricane from 2020-07-22T01:38:09

This one went down in the Viper Room with Steel Panther!
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Episode 4: The Night I Tried to Outdrink my Girlfriend's Dad from 2020-07-16T18:21:11

Another night of debauchery! Desperately seeking girlfriend-dad-approval, working under the influence, a barback rescue, a close call and getting employee of the month!

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Episode 3: The Night it was a Dark and Stormy Daniels Night from 2020-07-08T19:28:15

On a fateful summer night, I met the girl of my (day) dreams. Literally. Of course, it had to happen after a ridiculous night of debauchery. Circle of life. The Blunder Years. But yeah, I made out ...

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