Podcasts by Ben, Liam and Belle

🫂Meet The Team: Producer Teena from 2023-12-13T00:00

A profile piece on the newest member of the team and we talk about Bones for some reason

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🫂Meet The Team: Video Man Jack from 2023-12-12T00:00

A profile piece on the man who runs the socials

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🫂Meet The Team: Our Boss Sonder from 2023-12-11T00:00

A profile piece on our boss, the big dog who calls the shots

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🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Do You Look At The Person In The Car Next To You? from 2023-12-08T00:00

For the final edition of bottom of the notes, Ben poses a question to the guys

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🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Teachers Who Write Plays from 2023-12-07T00:00

Liam and Belle recount the school plays they did that were rewritten for legal reasons

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🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Belle’s A Scam Artist from 2023-12-06T00:00

Belle’s number is being used as a scam.

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🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben Got In Trouble With Airport Staff from 2023-12-05T00:00

They’ve changed something at airports, and it landed Ben in hot water

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🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Air Tagging Ya Pet’s from 2023-12-04T00:00

Liam’s got a dilemma with the air tag on his dog

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🚫Off Air: Team Member Of The Year from 2023-12-01T02:23:08

This is simply huge, the entire team comes in to vote on Team Member Of The Year, Brownlow style. Also, Y2K happened.

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Liam’s Mum Admits To Punching Cones from 2023-12-01T02:14:54

1. The Premier agreed to smoking weed! We call Liam’s Mum to find out if she has too
2. Loose mum’s
3. Liam’s little song about the premier getting high
4. 610 Quiz: The bes...
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🚫Off Air: Team Christmas Presents (The Bohemian Rhapsody of Rave) from 2023-11-30T03:00

A nice off-air for once! Everyone gets their Christmas presents.

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The Topic Everyone Stayed Anonymous For from 2023-11-30T01:45:49

1. What happened at the Christmas party?
2. The research is in. No one knows who we are.
3. 610 Quiz: Crimson! What’s crimson?
4. Jade has been SMASHING the pod
5. Nov...
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🎤BIT: News Legend Peter "Hitchy" Hitchener On His Last Day! from 2023-11-29T17:00

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🚫Off Air: Someone's Been Drinking Liam’s Sauce from 2023-11-29T02:50:55

Who has been attacking the staff fridge? It's clearly Teena. Like, how does she keep getting away with it?  

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Catching A Cheater In The Most Brutal Way from 2023-11-29T02:47:20

1. Liam’s embarrassing wee dot
2. Belle needs small talk tips! We practice in the nova lift
3. 610 Quiz: Tom Cruise won’t catch on
4. God Dexy’s Midnight Runners suck live Listen

👶118 Reasons Not To Have Kids from 2023-11-28T05:00

Does Ben regret having his child? Obvs not. This list of pure baby hate made us feel super weird. #gonslaves

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🚫Off Air: Producer Teena’s Funeral from 2023-11-28T03:00

Liam's back on the Teena hate train. Will she survive? Signs point to no.

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Belle Gets An Eyebrow Slit from 2023-11-28T01:17:57

1. We got reviewed on “Steph and Anja’s Media Reviews”
2. Does Ben need to buy Freddie a Christmas present?
3. 610 Quiz: Belle watching TikTok’s mid-show.
4. Twilight chat Listen

🚫Off Air: Producer Andy is DONE! (TMOTY Discourse) from 2023-11-27T03:00

Look out everyone, this one gets feisty. Maybe the Monday-itis is getting to us. Either way, Vote 1: Reydoon for TMOTY.

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Ben Realised His Son His Dumb from 2023-11-27T01:19:03

We're back on dry land! This week Ben gives up on his dream of his son changing the world with his intellect, Belle buys a moth-eaten, second-hand bikini and Liam is just gonna 'vibe' out' his w...

🚫Off Air: Ben Didn't Hit Record from 2023-11-24T03:00

So many bombshells in the podcast. Will you hear them? Who knows, because Ben didn't hit record. 

PLINTH

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PedalMo Day 5: WE MADE IT! from 2023-11-24T00:49:57

We've raised over $25000 for Movember Pdeal Boating down the Yarra and we finally made it to Crown

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🚫Off Air: The Meat List from 2023-11-23T03:00

You know, like that show The Blacklist, but with meat... and without James Spader.

PLINTH!

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PedalMo Day 4: Salvatore The Seal from 2023-11-23T01:06:37

Wild scenes on the side of the Yarra when we encounter a rare beast.

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🚫Off Air: Get Janda To Melbourne! from 2023-11-22T03:00

Confirming formalities before next week's TMOTY vote.

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PedalMo Day 3: Magnet Fishing from 2023-11-22T01:49:51

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🚫Off Air: Best Clapper Confirmed from 2023-11-21T03:00

Jack has fatigue so Scudda bought him a present that seems illegal.

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PedalMo Day 2: Snake Island from 2023-11-21T01:14:14

1. We're back on the Yarra!
2. 610 quiz: SAIL!
3. Belle's contraband
4. There's a mysterious island ahead
5. Exploring Snake Island
6. Paul donated instead of bu...
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🫂Liam Opens Up About His Mental Health from 2023-11-20T23:41:08

Our pedal boat quest down the Yarra for Movember is to help start these conversations that we should all be having. Love you, mate.

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🚫Off Air: Who Has The Best Clap? from 2023-11-20T03:00

Head to the Alpha Squad FB group to vote on the official poll.

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PedalMo Day 1: Our Journey Begins! from 2023-11-20T01:29:02

1. Launching the journey
2. 610 Quiz: Nobody's heard of Rebecca Black?
3. Calling the Coast Gaurd for clearance to launch
4. Christening the boat
5. We are in the wate...
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🚫Off Air: The Most Downvotes Ever from 2023-11-17T03:00

This has been dubbed as black Friday, a dark day indeed for team morale.

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Reading Out Our Old CRINGE Statuses from 2023-11-17T00:55:14

1. Our old statuses are just as cringe as Travis Kelce's
2. The Cadbury eyebrow ad was fake?
3. Wippa talks about his erotic novel
4. 610 Quiz: Questions at the end, please<...
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🩳Liam's Outfit Has DE-RAILED Show! from 2023-11-16T05:00

I think he looked great tbf

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🚫Off Air: Liam Comes Down On Producer Teena Like A Ton Of Bricks from 2023-11-16T03:00

Well, it’s happened again, and we’ve taken a ratings hit for it.

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Liam Fell Into The Yarra from 2023-11-15T23:22

1. Today’s all set to be the show of the month
2. The captain's safety briefing
3. Kieran's gut-retching story about his mate's struggle with mental health
4. 610 Quiz: You ...
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🚫Off Air: Who Forgot To Add Producer Teena Into The Group Chat from 2023-11-15T03:00

Someone's made a biiiiiig mistake. 

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Ben Vs Belle In The Beep Test from 2023-11-14T23:21:14

1. Liam just strolls in when he wants
2. Ben’s Donated but what about Liam and Belle?
3. Captain Liam’s nautical test
4. Peter’s Lawn Mowing his own way
5. 610 Quiz: O...
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🚫Off Air: Arranging The Off-Air Brownlow from 2023-11-14T03:00

We’re already making arrangements for the last off air of the year

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Who's Going To Captain The Pedal-Mo? from 2023-11-14T00:17:19

1. Who’s going to Captain the Pedal Mo?
2. Ben reckons the Kid Laroi burger is just the McChicken
3. 610 Quiz: Annie get’s points for vibe
4. Calling 12yr old Sadie as the p...
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🧌Bonus: Belle’s Being Trolled from 2023-11-13T03:00

Belle realises she’s being trolled and we talk about Inspector Gadget a lot.

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We’re Doing The Show From The Yarra For A Week! from 2023-11-12T23:52:27

1. What did you buy on Temu?
2. Belle went ham on the gym stories over the weekend
3. 610 Quiz: Ya never had it did ya Hailey
4. We’re hitting the Yarra in the Pedal-mo! Listen

🚫Off Air: Liam Has A Gripe With New Producer Teena from 2023-11-10T03:00

Liam has a crack at the newest member of the team and he also gets mad about not receiving a Steak Night invite.

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Playing “Radio Omegle” from 2023-11-09T23:37:24

1. Radio Omegle!
2. Meme of the week is back
3. 610 Quiz: Naughty girl with a bad habit...
4. A 19yo didn’t know My Chem
5. How longs your everything shower?
6. ...
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🚫Off Air: Who Has The Worst Lunch Game from 2023-11-09T03:00

Going through everyone in the team’s lunch and revealing who has the worst diet.

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Ben’s Big 30th Birthday from 2023-11-09T00:42:59

1. Ben’s flat Belle didn’t make him cakes
2. Ben’s final 30 before 30: Punching through wooden boards
3. 610 Quiz: What’s your baldie Rushmore?
4. Belle begging for follower...
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🛴Ben Gets Heckled By A 10-Year-Old At A Skate Park from 2023-11-08T05:00

Ben tried fulfilling a lifelong dream to drop in on a halfpipe and there were a few spectators that weren't letting him get off easy.

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Optus Is Down?! from 2023-11-08T00:16:25

1. Trusty radio is here to save the day  
2. 30 before 30: Dropping into a bowl 
3. Dumb questions Liam's getting about his wedding?   
4. 610 Quiz: Jesus, wake up Melbourne...
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🤬Songs That Get Edited For Radio from 2023-11-06T05:00

So many tracks cop a radio edit for swearing and they are HILARIOUS!

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🚫Off Air: Some Great Team Bonding Over The Weekend from 2023-11-06T03:00

The entire team hung out separately over the weekend. We also have a really meta argument about the podcast structure. 

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Liam's Weekend With Matt Damon from 2023-11-05T23:33:08

1. Liam’s mates had to change their ties at the races  
2. Liam just wants to talk about the Block 
3. 610 Quiz: Prison guard Jordan kills the game  
4. Novaboy’s funniest c...
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🚫Off Air: Are Sick Days Allowed? The Official Ruling from 2023-11-03T03:00

For the first time in a while, there’s some positivity in the room for a TMOTW vote. We also say goodbye to a valued member of the team

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Ben Got Singing Lessons from 2023-11-03T00:29:23

1. 30 before 30: Ben’s singing lesson
2. Liam’s still low-key dying
3. 610 Quiz: Spell Diarrhoea
4. Britney sounds like War of the Worlds
5. You’ll never guess what sh...
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Liam's Sick On Air from 2023-11-02T00:21:12

1. Belle finds the Grinch hot! What fictional character do you have the hots for?
2. Liam has gastro
3. 610 Quiz: Stay toxic brother
4. Centerfold! What a tune
5. 30 b...
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🍌The Longest Radio Break We’ve Done All Year from 2023-11-01T05:00

Liam was accidentally sent 36 Bananas, so he gave them away to 36 callers in a BANANA BONANZA

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🚫Off Air: Breaking Down Our Worst Ever Tik Tok from 2023-11-01T03:00

We produced an absolute stinker last week, so we delve a little deeper

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Ben's Got A Date With A High Profile Celebrity from 2023-11-01T00:18:30

1. Liam’s car almost got towed away
2. Belle gives the boys the “Bird Test”
3. Feeling insignificant whilst watching doco’s
4. 610 Quiz: You seen the Lenny Kravitz photos? Listen

☕ Bonus: Belle’s Got A Bone To pIck With Café's from 2023-10-31T03:00

Belle has a gripe with cafes and then we end up talking Hog’s Breath for ages.

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We’ve Angered The Swifties from 2023-10-30T23:42:59

1. The Swifties are angry with us on Tik Tok 
2. Do you nude up around the family? 
3. Have you seen Halloween Belle?
4. 610 Quiz: The home of dubstep and doughnuts 
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🚫Off Air: Two Seating Stories from 2023-10-30T03:00

Liam gives us two stories that didn’t make it to air and Andy gets ragged for missing the pod.

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Liam’s Wedding Is Ruined from 2023-10-30T01:33:18

1. Did disaster strike before the big day?
2. Taylor Swift does not have slaves
3. 610 Quiz: We like you Clint
4. Liam talks Derby Day for his free tickets
5. Belle go...
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🚫Off Air: Recapping The Bin Fire Show That Was Tuesday from 2023-10-27T03:00

A hell of a lot of damning audio in this one.

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Tackling The World's Hottest Sauce from 2023-10-26T23:10:51

Liam is called out for bro hugging everyone he meets, however, he’s not phased as he won the EAFC 24 challenge. Ben tackles the Carolina Reaper Rectum Wrecker hot sauce, and we meet Melbourne's ...

🚫Off Air: We’re Doing What On The Live Stream? from 2023-10-26T03:00

Strikes being dished out left right and center.

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Belle Accidently Flashed A Thousand People from 2023-10-26T01:45:36

Belle accidentally flashed a crowd of people... TWICE. Liam's got his 10yr school reunion this weekend, but he can’t make it. So we hear about how yours went down and Ben attempts a random act o...

😮‍💨Bonus: Liam Wants To Take Up Smoking from 2023-10-25T03:00

Liam has asthma and he wants to smoke a cigar for his wedding.

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The Scariest Thing We’ve Ever Done In Radio from 2023-10-25T01:40:41

Ben jumped from the 10m diving board for 30 before 30. Liam regales the tail of when he hung out with Blink 182. The EAFC 24 game off heats up as people start to join Belle’s team and we’re join...

🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Is Putting The Entire Team On Blast from 2023-10-24T01:00

Producer Andy has had four days off and he’s furious.

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Ben Got His Nipple Pierced from 2023-10-23T22:47:16

Liam’s family thought he was in a terrible accident because of an apple watch malfunction. We’re going to have an EAFC 24 off this week and hear all the action from Ben’s nipple piercing. Quote ...

🗣️ The World's Fastest Talker from 2023-10-20T05:00

In this week's addition of world's best we meet John Moschitta Jr. The fastest talker the world has ever seen.

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🚫Off Air: Roasting The Boss from 2023-10-20T03:00

A lot of straight flames in this pod after some mistakes were made.

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Liam's Country Song Has A Remix! from 2023-10-20T00:12:25

DJ Scudda has remixed the hit Liam wrote in five minutes “Cornfield Blues”. Belle reveals the brutal news she learned over txt and Ben’s backyard makes a triumphant return. Quote of the show “Ge...

🚫Off Air: Some Serious Shade Thrown In This Ep from 2023-10-19T03:00

There are some serious questions asked about every team member's work load.

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Ben Called Another Radio Show from 2023-10-19T01:16:41

Liam went to see one of his hero’s Sir Paul McCartney and Belle thought it looked terrible and Ben managed to call another breakfast show and get on air as a fake caller. Quote of the show “Hitc...

I Almost Died THREE TIMES! from 2023-10-17T23:13:38

After hearing Ben’s father-in-law Chris was devastated after his favourite pickled onion company changed suppliers. Liam decided to call Chris impersonating the pickle factory to hear his compla...

Forbidden folder: Have you been in a plane crash? from 2023-10-17T06:00

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Off Air: Producer Andy Has A Secret Recording from 2023-10-17T03:01

Andy presents some damning audio to the team.

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Trying Ben’s Wifes Breast Milk from 2023-10-17T01:12:17

The guys genuinely try Ben’s wife's breast milk. Liam’s profesionally recorded his hit “Blues By The Cornfield” and Belle’s obsessed with Mecca now. Quote of the show “Glyphs”

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🚫Off Air: What Happened At The Radio Awards from 2023-10-16T03:00

The night that was in radios night of nights and we uncensored a story we told in January. 

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Liam Writes A Number One Hit from 2023-10-16T01:11:58

Liam wrote a country song in five minutes to prove how simple country music is. We get people to do the cringe voices that they do to their pets and recap radio’s night of nights. The ACRA’s. Qu...

🏆Comedy Segment Of The Year: Andy Lee In Belle’s Room from 2023-10-15T19:55:28

We picked up the ACRA award for comedy segment of the year for ruining Belle’s life. Relive the magic in this pod.

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🚫Off Air: Producer Tom’s Last Day from 2023-10-13T06:00

Producer Tom is wrapping up so we send him off in style and vote on TMOTW.

Fedora xx

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🗳️ Briggs Talks Yes Vote from 2023-10-13T06:00

A.B. Original’s Briggs tells us about the importance of the yes vote.

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It’s TALL BOY Hour! from 2023-10-12T23:08:57

Belle recounts her brutal Saturn return; Ben’s backyard genuinely has a sponsor now and we give away a freaking tall boy. Quote of the show “Two roosters clucking around the pen”

OFF AIR: There’s A Bit Of Diva Action Going On from 2023-10-12T03:00

Someone gets called out for being a real diva behind the scenes.

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Liam’s Mum Slid Into Ben’s DM’s from 2023-10-12T00:38:38

We hear about some of the worst uber rides ever, Ben reveals Liam’s Mum has been messaging him and we remember the wonderful Cal Wilson. Quote of the show “How those chakras”

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🚫OFF AIR: Producer Andy Drops A Logistical Bombshell from 2023-10-11T03:00

To be honest, everyone's taking the absolute piss with the show over the next fortnight.

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Belle’s Emotional Life Announcement from 2023-10-11T00:40:31

Turns out Australians have the sexiest accent, so we called an American sex line and asked them to do an Aussie accent for us. Belle also opens up about her personal life. Quote of the show “you...

🍆World’s Best Lover from 2023-10-10T03:00

We speak to European sex champion and world's best lover Sweet Mary.

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Belle Saw Liam’s Penis from 2023-10-10T01:18:23

This podcast genuinely contains the craziest calls we’ve had this year. We asked, “What do you wish you could forget?” and were blown away by the MA15+ stories. Belle also revealed she’s acciden...

🗣️ Bonus: The Worst Voice Acting Of All Time from 2023-10-09T03:00

Some terrible voice acting was brought to Liam’s attention. 

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🚫OFF AIR: Laying Down Elevator Etiquette from 2023-10-06T01:01:06

Turns out we’ve all got very different ideas of the rules around the office lift.

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Breaking A Kids Heart from 2023-10-06T00:59:36

Kids have started calling up and inviting us to their birthday parties. Liam’s thinking about sleeping in a separate bedroom to his fiancé and Ash Gardner from the newsroom gives us a beautiful ...

🚫Liam Brown Nosed The CEO from 2023-10-05T03:00

Liam’s back to his old brown-nosing ways.

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We've Rebranded The Entire Station from 2023-10-04T23:20:08

Ben’s father-in-law hilariously did the most dad thing ever. We rebranded the entire station to Noggs 100 and Liam revealed the awkward thing that happened when his partner met his ex. Quote of ...

🚫OFF AIR: Talking About PS2 Games For 20 Minutes from 2023-10-04T04:59:48

Just bulk chat about old games for some reason.

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Getting Absolutely Sledged By Our Listeners from 2023-10-04T04:57:43

We let our listeners pick the new show slogan for our billboards, the suggestions are brutal. We meet the world's best snake catcher and teach kids about the dangers of gambling with spinny, win...

😧Undercover Cop Reveals What He Had To Do At Gun Point from 2023-10-03T06:00

Forbidden folder: Undercover cops

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🌐BONUS: Belle Discovered A Raunchy Website from 2023-10-03T03:00

Belle’s wild story about what her friend caught a grandpa googling.

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You Dislocated Your Jaw Doing What? from 2023-10-03T01:25:28

We hear about some ruuuude injuries that will make your skin crawl. Liam thinks SAS Australia is utterly ridiculous and meet an undercover cop. Quote of the show “If you want steam crunch, this ...

🥇Brayden Maynards Mum Spills The Pies Afterparty Goss from 2023-10-02T06:00

Donna Maynard tells us what happened after Collingwood won

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🚫Off Air: Producer Brodie's Wild Story About An Aussie Sporting Legend from 2023-10-02T03:00

Brodie had a run in with a sporting legend back in the day when he was working at a cafe.

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That Is The Most Brutal Call We’ve Ever Had from 2023-10-02T01:38:15

Belle’s flat she didn’t get invited to Ben and Liam's BBQ, she’s also started her #HotGirlSummer. We hear from people who had their birthdays overshadowed for brutal reasons and give our take on...

Melbourne's Biggest Game Of Jack In The Pack! from 2023-09-29T02:24:43

Live from Punt Road oval on AFL Grand Final eve, we give away $10,000!

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🏉Pies Star Isaac Quaynor Talks His Pre-Granny Routine from 2023-09-28T07:00

Isaac Quaynor reveals his new invention and talks grand final prep.

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🚫Off Air: A Team Member Of The Week Vote from 2023-09-28T04:00

We’re doing the jack-in-the-pack show tomorrow so we did our team-member-of-the-week gear early. 

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We Got A Witch To Hex The AFL Premiership Cup from 2023-09-28T00:47:16

Guy Sebastian sings “Waltzing Matilda’ for our biggest game of Jack In The Pack. Pies star Isaac Quaynor chats before the big game and we literally get a witch to Hex the real AFL trophy. Quote ...

🏉Our Unhinged Chat With Warwick Capper! from 2023-09-27T07:00

A beautifully cooked yarn with AFL Legend and hanger expert Warwick “The Wiz” Capper!

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💨BONUS: Shameful Farts from 2023-09-27T04:00

Belle tells a nice story and then the boys derail it with fart chat

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The Real Reason Dan Andrews Stepped Down from 2023-09-27T00:32:39

We got the inside scoop on the real reason why Dan Andrews stepped down as Premier of Victoria. We have a wild chat with Warwick Capper and Liam has started sleepwalking. Quote of the show “Esca...

👶BONUS: Mum Who Named Her Baby “Methamphetamine Rules” from 2023-09-26T07:00

ABC Journo Kirsten Drysdale joins us after testing Australian naming regulations and legally naming her baby ‘Methamphetamine Rules’ 

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🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Caused A Security Breach from 2023-09-26T04:00

Andy let a full-blown intruder into NOVA.

Fedora xx

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Liam's Politically Incorrect Take from 2023-09-26T03:24:01

Jono Brown gives us some hanger tips ahead of Melbourne's biggest jack-in-the-pack game this Friday. Liam’s absolutely devastated that KFC has gone cashless, and we meet a Mum who named her baby...

🖤🤍Bonus: Josh Daicos Reveals How Many GF Tickets AFL Players Get from 2023-09-25T00:51:33

Josh Daicos chats ahead of the biggest week of his life.

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🚫Off Air - A Lot Of Sandler Chat For Some Reason from 2023-09-25T00:46:29

The Sandler ranker could be coming back

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Belle Goes To Church Now from 2023-09-25T00:45:13

Belle is religious now apparently, the flame in Liam’s relationship is out and Ben’s son Freddie inherited his small head. We’re also joined by Josh Daicos ahead of The Brownlow and Grand Final ...

✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Super Foods from 2023-09-21T20:05

Ben’s getting on a very strange superfood.

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✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Our High School Cars from 2023-09-20T20:05

We reminisce over the wheels we were driving in year 12.

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✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben’s Dog Registration from 2023-09-19T20:05

Ben’s infuriating argument with the council.

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✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: The Birkenstock Investor from 2023-09-18T20:05

Liam’s hot segment that never got up.

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✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Who Has The Best Signature from 2023-09-18T00:10:05

Belle thinks Liam has a child's signature.

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🇦🇺We Made An Aussie Version Of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” from 2023-09-15T22:05

We rerecorded Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire” and gave it an Australiana feel.

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🚫Off Air: Voting For Team Member Of The Week from 2023-09-15T04:00

It’s the morning of all mornings here at Off Air headquarters.

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Your Girl Math Equations? from 2023-09-15T02:32:40

Belle explains the ‘Girl Math’ phenomenon to us, and we get your equations. We recorded Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire” and made it Australian and launch Melbourne's biggest game of Jack...

🎤Jess Mauboy Serenades Producer Tom from 2023-09-14T06:50

Jess Mauboy tells us how she linked up with Jason Derulo and she sings a song especially for out producer Tom.

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🐔Bonus: Liam Is Furious At Red Rooster from 2023-09-14T04:00

We’re all sick of companies texting us.

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The Most Foul Pick Up Lines from 2023-09-14T01:33:03

Dogs are going to be banned from inner north pubs soon so we see how far we can push it. Get your raw pick up lines, Ben starts a new segment and we get tips on battling baldness.

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✂️ Uncut: John Ibrahim’s Former Bodyguard from 2023-09-13T06:00

Forbidden folder: Underworld Figure Neil “The Muscle” Cummins.

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🚫Off Air: Who’s The Biggest Ticket Rat? from 2023-09-13T03:00

Everyone's always trying to steal listener tickets.

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An Inspirational Cameo From Cocaine Cassie from 2023-09-13T00:43:15

We speak to tradies with shocking diets. Get an inspirational cameo from a convicted drug smuggler and froth over the film “Spy Kids” coming back to our screens.

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🎳Extended Cut: World's Best Ten Pin Bowler from 2023-09-12T07:00

Jason Belmonte is the GOAT of Bowling and he’s also an Aussie legend.

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🚫Off Air: A New Team Members Worst First Day Ever from 2023-09-12T04:00

Our new “SDCP” Jack had a sh*tter of a first day.

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Why The Cops Had To Come To Our Work from 2023-09-12T01:56:37

We were robbed, like genuinely robbed so our office became a crime scene yesterday. Turns out Cocaine Cassie is on Cameo now, so we order one and we speak with the world's best bowler.

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🤫Inside Australia's Most Exclusive Club from 2023-09-11T05:00

Have you been in the secret chairman’s lounge? 

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Belle And Liam Finally Met Ben’s Son Freddie from 2023-09-11T03:45

We get all the goss from inside the secret Qantas Chairmans Lounge. You’ll hear what happened when Belle and Liam met Ben’s son Freddie for the first time and we speak to someone whose grandpare...

💊Are You On The Weight Loss Wonder Drug ‘Ozempic’? from 2023-09-08T23:05

Real people using Ozempic, the drug celebs are rapidly losing weight with.

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🚫Off Air: The Bosses Haven’t Caught Us Trolling Nova from 2023-09-08T05:00

A posthumous team member of the week win and the wild thing we’ve been getting away with for two weeks. 

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🏉Extended Cut: AFL Star Dylan Buckley from 2023-09-08T04:00

Dylan Buckley on his new book and Grand Final breakfast.

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Would You Let Your Partner Sleep With A Dying Friend? from 2023-09-08T03:13:15

Turns out Belle shares food with her cat. Rank! We talk about the weird ass Coles hand man during the coin toss at the footy and chat all things ‘Ozempic’ the weight loss wonder drug.

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🚫Off Air: Who Is the Show Rat? from 2023-09-07T03:00

We find out if there's a traitor in our midst.

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The Most Brutal Breakup Ever from 2023-09-07T00:22:59

We’re very excited that The Nun 2 and Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 have been released on the same day, chat about the Melbourne toy store selling vapes and Belle tells us about her first night at pil...

🚫Off Air: Belle’s Mum Jackie Jackson’s Verdict from 2023-09-06T04:00

Do we kick Belle’s mum out of our Facebook group? We let you decide.

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Liam’s Disgusting Travel Habit from 2023-09-06T02:30:25

Ben has finally invited the godfather Liam over to meet his son Freddie but he’s not happy that Belle is getting a run too.

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🕵️ Bonus: The Anonymous Person Behind The Radio Meme Account from 2023-09-05T06:00

A radio meme page has started on Instagram and the whole radio industry wants to know who’s behind it.

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🚫Off Air: Unpacking The Chain Of Command from 2023-09-05T04:00

We revisit the Nova management tree and talk about Jackie Jackson’s ban.

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He Got His Tackle Caught Where? from 2023-09-05T01:10:28

We bust out into song at some point during this ep. Liam’s retainers were involved in a super cringe encounter, and we speak to people who are into feet.

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🧽Uncut: A Trauma Cleaner Recounts His Worst Jobs from 2023-09-05T00:57:34

Forbidden folder: Trauma cleaner.

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🏉Collingwood's Josh Daicos Reveals An All Australian Secret from 2023-09-04T05:00

Josh Daicos on finals footy and becoming an All Australian.

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🚫Off Air: Playing The Random Celebrity Game from 2023-09-04T03:00

We try out a game that the producers have been playing behind the scenes.

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Ben’s First Father's Day from 2023-09-04T00:25:07

Ben recounts his first Father's Day as a dad, we launch a new deal for Belle’s cameo. Liam now goes by ‘Step King’ and we chat finals footy with Josh Daicos.

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🏥Bonus: Nurse Tells Us X-Rated Stories from 2023-09-01T21:00

Caller of the week, Jess tells us about other things people have got stuck up their bums. 

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🇳🇿Guy Williams On Why Australia Shouldn’t Merge With NZ from 2023-09-01T05:00

Should NZ merge with Aus? We ask kiwi comedian Guy Williams.

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🚫Off Air: Biggest Team Member Of The Week Runaway from 2023-09-01T03:00

A team member of the week DRILLing this week. 

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We Had A Sleepover At Nova from 2023-09-01T01:42:18

It’s Ben’s first Father's Day as a Dad so it’s a reeeeally special weekend for Godfather Liam. We recap all the fun from the sleepover at Nova and get your icks.

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🤳Belle’s Back On Cameo from 2023-08-31T07:00

Who wants a Belle Jackson Father's Day Cameo? 

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🚫Off Air: We Suspend An Alpha Squad Member from 2023-08-31T05:00

Someone's taking things too far on the Alpha Squad page.

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We Chat With Brendan Fraser from 2023-08-31T01:12:50

Tonight's the night, we’re having a sleepover at nova. We put the finishing touches on the big event. Ben asks whether he should shave the beard and Belle’s back on cameo.

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🚪Ross Noble Reveals Thank God You’re Here Secrets from 2023-08-30T07:00

Ross Noble on his Thank God You’re Here return.

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🚫Off Air: The Betting Odds For Belle’s Radio Award from 2023-08-30T04:00

The betting odds are in for Belle’s radio award 

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Liam Said WHAT To Ben’s Mum? from 2023-08-30T01:35:16

Ben’s furious after Liam dobbed on him. We hear from podcasters who have been done dirty and Ross Noble swings by.

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Eddie McGuire Gives Us The Scoop On Australia’s Most Luxurious Billionaire Party from 2023-08-29T08:00

Inside Australia's most luxurious party.

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🏋️ Bonus: Turns Out Other Celebs Go To Liam’s Gym from 2023-08-29T05:00

Liam’s going to some sort of elitist gym.

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Liam Goes To The Gym With The Prime Minister from 2023-08-29T00:59:48

Turns out Liam can’t tie his own shoelaces, we hear about people who spotted PMs in the wild and Eddie McGuire tells us about the party Australia’s richest man threw.

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🐈Bonus: Belle’s Two Cats Have Met For The First Time from 2023-08-28T05:00

Belle’s rescue cats Jeffery and Garry have finally been in the same room. 

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Liam Is THE Footy Guy Now from 2023-08-28T02:15:04

Turns out Liam knows more about footy than Ben. He’s calming that he’s now the shows footy guy. We met a girl whose car burst into flames and talk about trumps mug shot. Quote of the day: “Tarry...

🚫Off Air: Can Belle Steal Listener Tickets? from 2023-08-25T04:00

We all decide whether it’s ethical or not for Belle to take prizes from listeners.

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It’s Bed Hour!!! from 2023-08-25T01:49:41

Yeah, you heard right, we gave away an effing bed. Belle was extremely humbled on the Moulin Rouge red carpet and we hear from a dude in his 20’s who got a vasectomy. Quote of the pod “Mum, Died...

🚫Off Air: The Radio Awards Goss from 2023-08-24T04:00

The radio award nominations are out and Belle Jackson is a shoo-in.

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Belle’s Made A Friiiiiiend from 2023-08-24T01:07:29

Belle claims to have a new friend called Cindy, we call her to make sure it’s true. Ben shows off his new Samurai sword and we give away Banh Mi. 

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Bonus: Narwhal Chat from 2023-08-23T04:00

Liam lifted four Narwhals.

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We’re Gonna Shave You Down from 2023-08-23T00:45:29

Ben’s baby Freddie only falls asleep when he hears something suuuuper creepy. We get stories from people with brutal as parents and hear death bed confessions.

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🚫Off Air: Is Someone Stealing Our Cookies? from 2023-08-22T03:00

Sometimes we get complimentary biscuits with our coffees and other times we don’t 

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I Hope Someone Get’s 619’d from 2023-08-22T01:42:44

We call our Mum’s to ask if we’re allowed to have a sleepover at nova. Ben’s shoddy DIY work has flooded his house and we call out lip kissers. 

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🚫Off Air: Daddy Ben Is Back from 2023-08-21T03:00

The full crew is back, guys! Ben decides who bought the best baby gift.

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The Yiros Was Anastasia from 2023-08-21T00:47:58

Ben’s back baby, we hear how him and his wife Sam have gone with their first fortnight of parenting. We’re going to have a sleepover at Nova and the PM jumps on to talk Matilda's.

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🚫Off Air: Liam’s Annoying New Catch Phrase from 2023-08-18T04:00

A podcaster drills Liam for his new vocal crutch 

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Literal Shreds Of My Ass from 2023-08-18T01:41:52

Belle’s been eating meat again and ‘animal medium’ Liam has a stern message to pass on. We also meet a mother of sixteen and get your icks. 

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🎶Bonus: The Three Things Belle Finds Hilarious from 2023-08-17T04:00

There’s three specific things that Belle can’t handle.

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He Was In The Sh*tter from 2023-08-17T00:17:43

Liam almost went off the road after a huntsman dropped down on his windscreen. We recap our big Matilda's party and meet a woman who had a surprise baby without knowing she was pregnant at 14. Listen

🤓Bonus: No One Understood Liam’s Nerd Reference from 2023-08-16T04:00

 A sneaky little bonus about Liam’s nerdy reference.

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Strauchanieee On Nova from 2023-08-16T01:49:25

Turns out Bryan Keith Strauchan surprised Josh Daicos at his 12th birthday so we reunited them this morning. We also kindly decide to invite a designated pom to our Matilda's party.

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🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Was In A Drive-By from 2023-08-15T04:00

Crazy! Andy was involved in a drive-by in LA.

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I'm On Vapo Drop Money from 2023-08-15T01:25:49

We check in with new Dad Ben to see how his first week of fatherhood has gone. We’ve decided to throw a big Matildas party for the game and Joel Selwood swings by.

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🚫Off Air: The Worst Email I’ve Ever Received from 2023-08-14T03:00

A truly awful email and Liam rejected an offer for beers from producer Brodie. 

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Did It Cost More For The Second Eye? from 2023-08-14T00:17:45

We are still feeling the World Cup Fever after the Matilda’s iconic win. We speak to the young girl who got Sam Kerr’s kit and a dude who was on that plane where everyone was watching the game. ...

🚫Off Air: Ben’s 100% Missing Us from 2023-08-11T03:00

We’re PRETTY sure Ben’s missing us and some major strikes have been dished out. 

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Belle Died, Guys from 2023-08-11T01:21:03

An on-air death, a brother of a Matilda’s star and a cringe story from Liam disgusting fellow shoppers at Coles yesterday. This pod really has it all. 

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🫣Bonus: Inspired Unemployed On Their Most CRINGE Stunts from 2023-08-10T06:00

Falcon, Jack, Dom and Liam from Inspired Unemployed talk their new show (Impractical) Jokers.

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💀Bonus: Belle May Die This Week from 2023-08-10T03:00

Belle is feeling like death after she got three immunisations in one hit.

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The Audacity Of Women from 2023-08-10T00:42:55

We try and find a venue for seventy-five thousand Matilda's fans. Liam made a “Ben Soundboard” because he misses him and the Inspired Unemployed fellas swing by.

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🚫Off Air: Our TV Ad Has Been Cancelled from 2023-08-09T02:46:55

We’ve genuinely been ripped off air after receiving complaints.

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NoobPowner_69 from 2023-08-09T01:44:44

We find out if Disneyland really is coming to Australia. Belle is upset because she thinks Ben stole her baby name that she wanted for her future son and Liam stopped a crime. 

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🚫Off Air: Another Host At Nova Doesn’t Know Who We Are from 2023-08-08T04:00

Smooth FM’s Mike Perso from our sister station sees us every day and doesn’t know who we are. 

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Ben’s Had His Baby!!! from 2023-08-08T00:59:17

Ben and his wife Sam have had their baby boy. We find out how it all went and the name is revealed. We also speak to the president of the “Pingers” football club and put some entries in the Diar...

🚫Off Air: Liam And Belle’s First Show Without Ben from 2023-08-07T03:00

Unpacking our first show without Ben.

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Crime Junky from 2023-08-07T00:11:19

Just Liam and Belle today, Ben’s wife Sam is in labour. Liam calls Denmark to mad dog the nation ahead of the women's world cup game and Andy Lee swings by to talk The Hundred and what happens w...

🚫Off Air: Podcaster Scott Has Done What No Podcaster Has Done Before from 2023-08-04T04:00

We were gob smacked after podcaster Scott went where no podcaster has gone before.

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Ya Like Schnugget’s Man? from 2023-08-04T01:22:29

Liam may or may not have accidentally kissed his dog on the hog. We give people who have never won prizes some prizes and get your icks.

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🚫Off Air: Liam Has A Plan For Time Off?! from 2023-08-03T04:00

Liam’s hatched a plan for days off to “accommodate Belle’s birthday”.

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The Secret Door! from 2023-08-03T00:33:04

Banger of an episode today, we have more incriminating audio of Belle proving she’s not vegetarian. Liam also discovers a secret door in the radio station, and we open it up. What’s behind it? W...

Grey From The Conc from 2023-08-02T01:52:47

We hear from people who go “Commando” every day. Catch up with Joshy Daicos and the new host of Thank God You’re Here Celia Pacquola.

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🙄Bonus: Liam’s Annoying Habit from 2023-08-01T04:00

Belle and Ben have noticed a new annoying habit about Liam.

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Beaver Curse from 2023-08-01T01:22:26

Belle saw Andy Lee in person for the first time since we showed him around her childhood bedroom. It was a painfully awkward experience. We also call out hospo workers for an annoying habit they...

🚫Off Air: Should We Do A Logie Show Again? from 2023-07-31T04:00

Well, what did we think of that? 

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Logies Show from 2023-07-31T02:34:04

Different show today, Liam and Belle broadcast live from a hotel room where the Logies were held. Ben’s in Melbourne awaiting the birth of his son. Oh, and Belle trie a bidet live on air.

🚫Off Air: “Big Dog” Ben Is Furious At The Runt Of The Litter from 2023-07-28T03:00

Ben is nooooot happy after Belle tried to big dog him after the show 

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I Sure Do Ya Flaming Galah from 2023-07-28T00:51:57

Belle is exploding with excitement over the Jo Bro’s coming down under. We meet some other uber fans and give tickets away with a game called Jonas Mother.

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🦍BONUS: Dave Brown Who Played Bollo On The Mighty Boosh from 2023-07-27T03:00

Liam is OBSESSED with the Mighty Boosh. It’s how the boys bonded back in the day. Enjoy this extended chat with Dave Brown from the show. 

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Is This Will And Woody? from 2023-07-27T02:10:57

We investigate why Tarneit is “Melbourne's Happiest Suburb” turns out it’s true. Liam’s neighbour is keeping him up at night from raging on COD and we give Galantis the ol’ Oppenheimer treatment...

🏦BONUS: Why Are You Wearing That To Work? from 2023-07-26T04:00

A sneaky little bonus, Ben’s annoyed with his bank and we’re off Belle for wearing activewear to work.

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Shein Hole from 2023-07-26T01:06:14

We trick Belle into reading a fake ad to prove she has no morals. We speak to women who have Shein Shame and meet a lady who works in a Morgue.

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🚫Off Air: Do You Hate Me Ben? from 2023-07-25T04:00

Liam has a bone to pick with Ben... And Belle, they may hate him. 

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It Was Full Bogotá from 2023-07-25T02:29:04

Daily Mail beware, in this episode Liam leaks confidential company information. Belle thinks she may have a girly guy and Ben costs Nova another $1,000 and the boss is furious.

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👂For The Ears Of Cheeky Mums ONLY from 2023-07-24T03:00

Liam’s story about his dog’s meds that was too X-Rated for radio.

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Sneaky Gomez from 2023-07-24T01:44:49

Liam’s romantic weekend away was ruined. Ben had a car crash but he “meant to” do it and we meet the girl who got her A$$ signed by Lizzo. 

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🚫Off Air: 8 Minutes Of Wrestling Chat For Some Reason from 2023-07-21T03:00

We talk wrestling and the store “Athletes Foot” 

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Run Dear Boy! from 2023-07-21T01:27:04

We finally give an iPad to young khyber Maxamillion and make his day. We also hear stories about partners being hopeless during labor.

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🚫Off Air: Carpark Power Play from 2023-07-20T03:00

Belle may have sworn on air and Liam made a power play in the carpark 

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Dark Mama from 2023-07-20T00:44:32

To celebrate Barbenheimer we dished out tickets to both in exchange for reviews. We speak to a Matilda’s mum ahead of their opening game in the World Cup and Liam plays the gum leaf.

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🚗Ben Has A Messy Ass Car from 2023-07-19T04:00

Liam gets up Ben for his gross car.

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Bintang And Nasi Goreng Soup from 2023-07-19T01:57:51

This show has it all, Ben was strapped into a pregnancy simulator. We get up Belle for wanting a vegetarian wedding and she fights with Australia’s leading lambassador Sam Kekovich and we meet a...

🚫Off Air: Who Asked A Guest For An Autograph? from 2023-07-18T03:00

Someone on the team harangued a guest for an autograph.

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Fiddy In Some Spanx from 2023-07-18T01:10:55

We call our mums to find out where we were conceived... Yikes. Ben wants to know if he should buy a push present and we hear from people who have had their lives saved.

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🚫Off Air: Belle Harangued Andy On A SATURDAY! from 2023-07-17T03:00

Belle bothered Producer Andy on the weekend and he’s furious.

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Keeping Up With The Jackson’s from 2023-07-17T00:29:11

Belle has been scammed in the most CRINE way possible. We revisit one of the most savage TV shows in history “Fat families” and talk about Joe Jonas shitting his dacks.

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🚫Off Air: 24hr Lightsaber Update from 2023-07-14T03:00

Liam is in LOVE with his new present and Belle despises it. We also vote on TMOTW. 

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Girls Gotta Eat from 2023-07-14T01:39:42

We found out Nova pay for audience research, our word clouds were BRUTAL. So we read them out on air. We also get your icks and speak to people who have gone on dates for their own personal gain...

🎁Ben Gives Liam His Belated Birthday Present from 2023-07-13T02:34:17

Liam receives a real life... Lightsaber! 

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Wombat Girl from 2023-07-13T02:23:16

Liam had an awkward moment with a Melbourne celeb. We talk mummies boys in love rat, and we get some incredible stories for “What bit ya?” 

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🚿Bonus: Ben Thought Of Belle In The Shower from 2023-07-12T03:00

Shower chat and a bit of poo chat.

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God Papi from 2023-07-12T01:22:07

Belle was furious that her girl's night out was ruined. Liam wrote an original song for his godson, and we also meet a 16yr old kid with a crippling Prime addiction.

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🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Is Very Upset At Belle from 2023-07-11T03:00

Andy is ropeable that Belle harangued him on his day off.

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Nozzle Honey from 2023-07-11T01:24:13

Ben reveals he’s not only good at milking cows but he’s also good at milking... Women. Liam also claims to have Spiderman-like reflexes so we put to that to test.

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🚫Off Air: Life Updates And Titanic Facts from 2023-07-10T03:00

We talk about the perfect storm that was this morning.

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Ticket Daddy from 2023-07-10T00:09:29

Back into it! Belle has some very exciting life news. Ben’s parents brutally gave him the cold shoulder and we meet a woman who was sent to a vision impaired camp in the school holidays even tho...

📝Bottom Of The Notes #10: The Absolute Dregs from 2023-07-07T00:00

Yeah, this is the last episode so it really is bottom of the barrel stuff.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #9: Celeb At Ben’s Local Bunnings from 2023-07-06T00:00

We talk about the strange phenom of AFL players opening Bunnings stores.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #8: Frother Galore from 2023-07-05T00:00

Belle wants to get rid of her Mum’s Junk!

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #7: Our Mate Records His Farts from 2023-07-04T00:00

Liam has been trying to play his mates recorded farts for years.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #6: Cereal Chat from 2023-07-03T00:00

Ben has some questions about cereal...

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #5: Belle’s Knickers from 2023-06-30T00:00

Belle recounts an embarrassing moment at the airport whilst the boys add SFX.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #4: Liam Dreamed A Parody from 2023-06-29T00:00

Liam runs us through a very specific scenario he’s waiting for.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #3: Too Foul For Radio from 2023-06-28T00:00

The yarn Ben wanted to spin years ago but it was too rude!

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #2: The Sauna Off from 2023-06-27T00:00

A challenge Belle’s been super keen to get off the ground.

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📝Bottom Of The Notes #1: A Story Ben Was Too Embarrassed To Tell from 2023-06-26T00:00

Ben was given a truly awful gift from a listener.

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🏃🏼‍♂️ The 80-Year Old Iron Man from 2023-06-23T06:00

He’s over 80, he did an iron man, we chatted to him. 

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🚫Off Air: Platter Off Results from 2023-06-23T03:00

The much-anticipated climax of platter chat and team member of the quarter!

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Thanks Ben, Liam, Belle And Kogan! from 2023-06-22T23:40:18

The last show for the first half of the year and what a BANGER. We give an iPad to a six year old lad, meet an 80yr old man who ran an Ironman and re live the magical maternity shoot that the go...

🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Sabotaged Liam from 2023-06-22T03:00

Liam’s cage has been rattled hard before the platter off!

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Diablo Harvey from 2023-06-21T23:27:03

The Godfather Liam has signed Ben and his wife Sam up for a maternity shoot. We get people to slay for Tay, spoiler alert... Not everyone slays.

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🌊I Was On A Submarine That Got Stuck On The Titanic Wreck from 2023-06-21T23:11:59

Dr Michael Guillen’s submarine also got stuck on the titanic wreck, and he told us about his experience and gave some insight into what it's like when you're trapped in the steel submersible, ev...

🚢The Search For The Missing Submarine from 2023-06-21T06:00

We speak to deep sea ecologist Dr. Nicolai Roterman about the Titanic wreckage tour submarine and where it could be. 

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🚫Off Air: Our New Podcast Idea from 2023-06-21T03:00

Fine tuning the platter off details and announcing our new podcast idea .

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They’re A Grouse Lolly, Mate! from 2023-06-20T23:40:23

We uncover some trauma whilst asking people if they’ve caught their parents doing the deed. Liam comes clean on his little side hustle and we break the news that Tay Tay is coming down under. Listen

🤯Disrupt FM Is Very Disruptive from 2023-06-20T06:00

We take a listen to Melbourne’s newest radio station ‘Disrupt FM’ and see just how disruptive it really is.

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📻Bonus: Belle’s Radio Advice from 2023-06-20T03:00

Wanna get into radio? Belle has the method!

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Oh No, I'm The Duff! from 2023-06-19T23:05:49

Belle believes she’s a D.U.F.F. we have a listen to the newest radio station in town and reminisce over some of the '90s toys we never got.

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🏉Getting To Know Essendon’s Sam Draper from 2023-06-19T06:00

Hanging out with one of the AFL’s biggest (and tallest) roosters.

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🚫Off Air: Listening To Andy’s Old Prank Calls from 2023-06-19T03:00

Turns out our producer Andy used to prank call AM stations. 
 
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All Hail The Half Court King! from 2023-06-18T23:31:50

Turns out Australia have moved up in the “Global Peen Size Ranker” so we call Norway to rub it in. We also meet a young legend who yeeted a half-court shot in his under 8’s basketball game.

🚫Off Air: The Most Ever Plinths Awarded from 2023-06-16T03:00

We dish out not one, not two but three plinths!

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Dining Table Hour! from 2023-06-15T23:36:34

Oh yeah, you read right... We gave away an effing dining table. Over an hour. We also met the couple who got engaged in the Rev’s smokers!

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🚬Uncut Chat: The Couple That Got Engaged At Revs from 2023-06-15T21:11:07

Oisín and Keira got engaged in front of everyone in the smokers’ at Revs, and the video went viral. We wanted to get to the truth, so we gave them a call... 

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🍆💦Why Did You Make A Sex Tape? from 2023-06-15T06:00

We opened the Forbidden Folder: Sex tapes: are people still doing them? We wanted to know if you’re making your own ‘home videos’ and what you do with them? 

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🍕Bonus: Belle Stole Everyone's Staff Lunch from 2023-06-15T03:00

Belle is outed for being a big Pizza scab!

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Mums Love Dido from 2023-06-14T23:48:20

Real hot to trot one today! We met people who caused false alarms, people who make their own sex tapes and we call back the heads who stole from work to rattle their cages.

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🙊What Have You Stolen From Work? from 2023-06-14T06:00

Some of this is light fingers, most of it is actual theft. Won’t someone think of the monkeys??

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🚫Off Air: WE’RE HOSTING A PODCAST EVENT AND YOU’RE INVITED! from 2023-06-14T03:00

We’re finally doing the platter off 
 
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Yibbida Yibbida! from 2023-06-13T23:37:17

The Victorian government are giving year five kids fishing rods, so we offered them trades. Liam got blanked by two other radio hosts, and Donald Trump calls in.

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🚫Off Air: Updating Our Wikipedia from 2023-06-13T03:00

Belle doesn’t have Wikipedia lol and we talk platters again.

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Pull The Salami Over My Eyes from 2023-06-12T23:28:48

We hear the most offensive things your partner has said to you. Meet one of the ten thousand Kazoo’ers who broke a world record in Melbourne over the weekend and Liam gets a special Birthday Boy...

🚫Off Air: Future Business from 2023-06-12T03:00

We cover off future business, and Ben talks Naruto with Producer Andy.

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😓Liam Took A Skin Fold Test from 2023-06-11T23:00

So, what's that, like, a quarter?

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🚫Off Air: Kumon, Kumon from 2023-06-09T03:00

Liam went to Kumon, and now he’s straight up screaming.

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Back Mullet from 2023-06-09T00:00

Nova have paid your bills and now they’re paying your "Fines” Liam mentions Carlton bobble heads about fifty times for free footy tickets and ask what gives you the ick.

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🐷He Asked Me To Be His Little Pig from 2023-06-08T06:00

Belle The Love Rat is back and today we asked why you didn’t go on a second date with someone... 

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🪐Bonus: Lightsaber Lore from 2023-06-08T03:00

Liam was upset to find his fiancée didn’t know ANYTHING about Star Wars.

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He Was A Gunzel from 2023-06-07T23:40:49

Liam was upset he wasn’t invited to Ben’s wife's pregnancy shoot, and we hear from some rogue callers and learn about “Gunzels”!

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🚫Off Air: We’ve Got New Podcast Art from 2023-06-07T03:00

We talk our new pod art and break down “Coherence”.

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Chew The Steak, Julius! from 2023-06-06T23:25:27

We launch a political smear campaign on our Melbourne radio rivals. Belle got her chance to press the buttons for once and Liam recounted his day with his simulated baby god son Julius.

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🤣Bonus: Swag On The Beat from 2023-06-06T22:29:34

We chat to local TikTok legends Swag On The Beat about the coolest celebrities they’ve encountered and what they may or may not have asked them... 

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🕵🏻‍♂️ Have You Hired A Private Investigator? from 2023-06-06T06:00

We speak to a real PI and ask you why you needed to hire one! 

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⚔️ Bonus: Ben Hates What Movie from 2023-06-06T03:00

Just a bit of movie chat for ya, not good enough for the show but you know?

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Thrown Under The Meat Bus from 2023-06-05T23:44:30

Ben was gifted a baby simulator by the godfather Liam, he didn't appreciate it. We played goon of fortune and met a real-life private investigator.

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🥧Australia's Leading Pie Expert from 2023-06-05T06:00

What is Australia’s favourite pie? We ask the pie guy the secret formula. We say ‘pie’ a lot. Like, too much. 

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🚫Off Air: Tearing Apart Your Platters from 2023-06-05T03:00

Reviewing podcasters platters from the weekend!

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Liam's Sausage from 2023-06-04T23:39:28

Pie is mentioned fifty-three times in this episode. We talk Jason “Cumdog” Cummings, babies first words and bring back an old segment called story toppers.

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🇺🇸Another Chat With President Joe Biden from 2023-06-02T06:00

Checking in with Joe Biden after his stack.

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🚫Off Air: The Reason Why Ben And Liam Got NO Work Done This Week from 2023-06-02T03:00

The boys are obsessed with “Gloop” and there’s another very controversial TMOTW vote!

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SHANNON?! SHANNON?! SHANNON!!!!! from 2023-06-01T23:31:44

We get some unreal “icks” it’s fast becoming our favourite segment. Agree to pay for an amendment on a valued listeners tattoo and check in with the President of the United States of America. Listen

🤦🏻‍♀️ A Public Apology From Belle Jackson from 2023-06-01T06:00

Belle made some claims that caused some controversy in a particular community, and even the mayor got in touch.

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🍷Bonus: Liam Witnessed Some Bad Parenting from 2023-06-01T03:00

Liam saw something that annoyed him at the pub and we talk about Tawny Port for some reason.

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Ok, I’m From The Derro Bit from 2023-05-31T23:39:59

Kochie’s hanging up the boots and he told us what Katie Perry ate off of him. We speak to people who were jealous of random ass people and the Australian Office reboot has inspired more Aussie r...

🐕Liam Got ‘Big Dogged’ By A Handyman from 2023-05-31T06:00

OK, but he didn’t need to call himself ‘big dog’ as well, come on. 

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🚫Off Air: Update On The 'Platter Off' from 2023-05-31T03:00

We’re at each other throats again re: who makes the best platters!

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So, Uncle Kracker, Hey? from 2023-05-31T00:13:03

Liam’s fight or flight kicked in after an altercation on the train. He opted for freeze! We also hear some brutal stories about very public breakups.

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🐶Bonus: Who Let The Dogs Out? from 2023-05-30T06:00

A nervous toot from Peter Helliar, or did one of us let rip mid-show?

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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Peter Helliar’s Family Secret from 2023-05-30T03:00

When Peter Helliar went digging through his DNA some surprising stuff came to the surface! 

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I’m A Man In Fkn Cow Suit from 2023-05-30T00:04:38

We reveal who’s gunning for Kochie’s job on Sunrise. Ben and Liam talk about their wee methods, you probably don’t need to know that. Oh, and it’s Coinky Dinky Tuesday... We have our best call y...

🚫Off Air: Court Case To Strike Liam’s Votes from 2023-05-29T03:00

After the Alpha Squad fired up, we settle a debate in off air court. Judge Ben presiding. 

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These Wenches Makin’ Me Act Up from 2023-05-29T00:13:31

Belle’s bought a new jacket that she gets roasted for and we hear all about Ben’s weekend at Melbourne’s premier medieval destination... Kryal Castle. 

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🚫Off Air: This Episode May Be Used In Court from 2023-05-26T03:00

One of the most fun off-air podcasts to date!

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Lessons Are Learned, Trophies Are Earned from 2023-05-26T00:00

Some of our favourite “icks” yet, Liam spent 3hrs in makeup to stitch up Ben and Belle and Belle’s romantic night was ruined after her cat Garry caught on fire.

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💄Liam Spent 3hrs In Makeup To Stitch Up Ben And Belle from 2023-05-25T23:10:01

Will Belle or Ben recognise “Tradie Trevor” AKA Liam in prosthetics?

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🔥Stacey Spent 55k On A ‘Revenge Body’ from 2023-05-25T06:00

After being dumped before her wedding Stacey dropped big bucks on plastic surgery!

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🚫Off Air: Belle’s Raunchy Act In The Park from 2023-05-25T03:00

All the behind the scenes action from todays show. Belle has a wild story and also a guest offended us.

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My Dad’s My Boyfriend from 2023-05-24T23:15:19

Ben and Liam were invited ringside for the boxing last night in Melbourne. They got a reality check when they saw how many celebs were in front of them. We also meet a woman who spent 55k on a ‘...

🚫Off Air: Meeting Canadian Podcaster TJ from 2023-05-24T03:00

TJ got onto the show from Tik Tok, so we pick his brain!

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Doesn’t Even Have A Pivot Swivel Belly Bar! from 2023-05-23T23:45:17

Godfather Liam has some hot pram tips for Ben. After the residents of Toorak were given a letter pleading with them to give up their wealth. We get our hands on an ad for the ‘Toorak Warehouse S...

🚁Niall Horan On Aussie News Choppers Hounding Him from 2023-05-23T22:56:58

Niall Horan recounts when Aussie news choppers hounded him on the golf course!

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🏉Josh Daicos Reveals What's Written Inside His Guernsey from 2023-05-23T03:00

Josh Daicos clears up a rumour we’ve heard about Collingwood...

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Scabby Girl from 2023-05-23T00:22:17

After Belle’s parody yesterday, Liam felt the need to bust one out. Ben gives us a fun fact from his first birthing class and our mate Josh Daicos reveals what's written on the inside his guerns...

💩Bonus: Ben’s Childbirth Story Too Rude For Radio from 2023-05-22T20:39:24

This was the other half of Ben’s childbirth yarn that he couldn’t tell on air!

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🛏️ How Long We Last In... “The Bedroom” from 2023-05-22T06:00

What’s the ideal length for a session?

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🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Felt Awkward About Visiting Liam’s House from 2023-05-22T03:00

Liam had Andy over his house on the weekend and there’s much to discuss.

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Radio’s A Cruel Mistress from 2023-05-21T23:26:25

Belle’s found hella cringe audio from Ben and Liam’s first year on radio. It inspired her to make her first parody song. We also reveal how long we last... in the bedroom

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🇺🇸President Joe Biden’s Call To Albo from 2023-05-19T06:00

We got our hands on a leaked CIA wiretap... It’s an embarrassing voicemail from Joe Biden.

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🚫Off Air: Liam Is FURIOUS With Ben from 2023-05-19T03:00

Liam rages at Ben after he dogged him for the the second time.

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He’s Got That Noodle Hair from 2023-05-18T23:36:18

We hear about celebrities popping up in unlikely places. Young Ashton, who burnt his Mum earlier in the week has a chance at redemption and we talk ICKs again.

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🏉How Clayton Olivers Footy Career Got Him Out Of A Fine from 2023-05-18T06:00

Clayton Oliver answers all your AFL questions!

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👯‍♂️ Bonus: Just The Boys Today... Belle’s Too Busy from 2023-05-18T03:00

Belle’s getting her hair and makeup done so she wasn’t able to join us for this bonus bit of podcast goodness.

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Snitches Get Britches from 2023-05-18T00:25:09

Ben’s fascinated about this restaurant called ‘Witches In Britches’ so we find out a little more. AFL Star Clayton Oliver also answers all your questions.

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🚫Off Air: Pranking Belle’s Mum from 2023-05-17T03:00

Giving Belle’s mum a “Spagett!"

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The Wombat Stuck His Tongue Out from 2023-05-16T23:22:42

We hear about people's brutal injuries on their downstairs. We speak to Belle’s boyfriend Luke, and he may have accidentally let slip on her embarrassing pet name.

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🚃Myki Has Died, Thank Fk Myki Has Died from 2023-05-16T06:00

Liam’s song to farewell Melbourne's Myki public transport cards!

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🚫Off Air: Someone Has Snuck “Plinth” Onto ABC Radio from 2023-05-16T03:00

How good! An ABC presenter read out a “Plinth” text!

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Call Him 'Rissole' from 2023-05-16T00:15:50

Ben is worried he’ll get baby name regret. Liam’s "Man Spanks” campaign is picking up steam and theres a fun little song in this one about how bad Myki cards are.

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👀Is It OK To Look At Your Partner’s Phone? from 2023-05-15T06:00

Belle watches her partner text via some crafty side-eye, but is it trust issues or just curiosity? We asked you. You told us your thoughts.

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🚫Off Air: Someone's Made Knock-Off Plinth Key Rings from 2023-05-15T03:00

The first pirate Ben, Liam and “Bowl” plinth has been printed.

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Farmer Wants A Widow from 2023-05-14T23:52:53

We give a kid who stuffed up Mother's Day a chance at redemption... He cooks it. Belle also comes clean about looking at her partners phone and Liam launches a campaign to normalise “Man Spanks”...

🫨Liam And Belle Answer SUPER Personal Questions from 2023-05-12T06:00

Is Liam circumcised? Would Belle rather Ben or Liam in the bedroom? What’s Liam body count?

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🚫Off Air: The Wash Up Of The Strip Show from 2023-05-12T03:00

All the BTS action from today's show and OBVIOUSLY Ben dogs Liam on TMOTW!

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Our Median STRIP Show from 2023-05-12T01:07:16

We did a strip show on a median strip to get more ears and eyes on the show. Hear us all get naked and shake our asses for ratings baby.

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🤣Chatting to REBEL WILSON...‘s Mum from 2023-05-11T06:00

We chased down an A-Lister’s Mum for mothers day.
It was Sue. Rebel Wilson’s mum. 

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🚫Off Air: People Are Going To Insane Lengths To Get A Plinth Keyring from 2023-05-11T03:00

We meet two listeners who are awarded a prize!

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Say Hi To Kevin Whyte’s Mum For Me from 2023-05-11T00:10:50

We hear your big icks and chase a famous person's Mum for Mother's Day. It was a no for Rove’s Mum, but we managed to wrangle Rebel Wilson's Mum Sue. We’ve also decided to do a strip show tomorr...

🧑🏻Mum News With Peter Hitchener from 2023-05-10T06:00

Melbourne’s most iconic newsreader delivers some ‘Mum News’ in the lead up to Mother’s Day, and he nails it (of course). 

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🚫Off Air: The Rules Of The STRIIIIIKE from 2023-05-10T03:00

We review the strike rules and regulations.

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What’s Tahini? from 2023-05-09T23:50:49

Listener Josh stole from the show, we called him out earlier in the week. This morning we called him again to test his honour. Peter Hitchener also swung by to give us the “Mum News”.

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🚫Off Air: A Plinth Sleeper Agent Is Working On Another Show from 2023-05-09T03:00

We award a plinth key ring to Lachie who produces the breakfast show in Brisbane and managed to sneak a few Plinth references onto their show. 

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Guido Had His Way With Pumbaa from 2023-05-08T23:37:09

We check in with listener Sarah who has only just seen Lion King... Now she’s a big fan. We have an exclusive quality control recording of a phone service that gets yuppies in the mood to reprod...

💰Josh Daicos Prank Calls His Brother Nick from 2023-05-08T22:58:12

Josh Daicos has his brother’s back when it gets hairy on the field, but will Nick back him up and pay his fines? 

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💦X-Rated Coronation Audio from 2023-05-08T06:00

Are you hearing “Wide Backed Vagina Camilla” or “Vivat Regina Camilla”?

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🚫Off Air: The Most Pointless One Yet from 2023-05-08T03:00

We were gonna do a thing but we ran out of time so yeah this one is kinda pointless.

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Down The Nerd Hole from 2023-05-07T23:49:30

We spoke to people who wore full disguises in real life. Liam talks about the concept of “chick piles” and we call out a listener for stealing from the show.

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🤴🏻Exclusive Interview With King Charles III from 2023-05-05T06:00

Checking in with King Charles III (Not Liam) ahead of his big party.

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🚫Off Air: Plinth Bonanza Friday from 2023-05-05T03:00

We give away not one, not two but three plinths, and vote on TMOTW!

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The Couch Hour from 2023-05-05T00:29:12

Well, it was a monumental show. We gave away an effing couch!!! We also had a chat with King Charles, and someone had the most cooked guess for Ben’s son’s name in Baby name Bingo.

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🍫Liam’s Ode To His Favourite Choccy Moro from 2023-05-04T06:00

Liam spent a good half an hour scrapping together a parody about Moro bars!

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🚫Off Air: Some Plinth Business And More Roach Facts from 2023-05-04T03:00

A Plinth key ring is awarded, a challenge is set and Liam’s "hit" cockroach-based segment returns!

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Old People Make Me Saaaaad from 2023-05-04T00:17:21

Belle bawls her eyes out to the new Lewis Capaldi film clip and Liam’s furious with people ragging on the Moro chocolate bar. He’s launched a campaign to get Moro Heads around Australia to rise ...

🌭The Hot Dog Stand From The Met Gala from 2023-05-03T06:00

Dan Rossi “The Hot Dog King” gives us some celeb encounters from the big apple!

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🪳Bonus: Liam’s Cockroach Facts from 2023-05-03T03:00

Liam enlightens the team with a brand-new segment that got cut from the show.

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My Eyes And Teeth Fell Out from 2023-05-02T23:30:29

We hear from people who have made citizens arrests and the cops tell us what you can and can’t do aaaaand after the big Met Gala yesterday. We’re joined by a man who owns a hotdog stand out the ...

❤️ Archie Thompson Remembers Jock Zonfrillo from 2023-05-02T06:00

The Socceroos and Celebrity Masterchef star remembers Jock Zonfrillo, who passed away yesterday, aged 46.

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An Acoustic Cigarette from 2023-05-02T04:48:08

We remember Masterchefs Jock Zonfrillo, replaying our favourite moment with him and hearing from Archie Thompson who was on celeb MasterChef. We also ask “What did you catch the tradie doing?" Listen

☎️ Bonus: Belle Taking Personal Calls In Work Hours from 2023-05-02T03:00

We wait and time how long it takes Belle to remember she’s at work...

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💒Kyle Sandilands' Cousin Who Wasn’t Invited To The Wedding from 2023-05-01T06:00

We speak to Shaun Sandilands who was snubbed for the wedding of the year!

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🚫Off Air: Picking Our Favourite Show Meme from 2023-05-01T03:00

A plinth key ring was promised to the best show meme in the Alpha Squad.

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Boil My Goose, Steam My Ham. from 2023-04-30T23:46:32

Ben was almost murdered at a cabin in the woods and we spoke to Kyle Sandilands' cousin Shaun who got snubbed on the wedding invite. Toni Lodge also joins us and we break down the stats around d...

🚫Off Air: Liam’s Desperate Play To Win Team Member Of The Week from 2023-04-28T03:00

Liam pulled out all the stops to win TMOTW, the question is... Did it work?

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Butt Hash from 2023-04-27T23:48:19

Liam caught Ben using his blue tick to try and get cheap firewood. So naturally he called ‘firewood.com.au’ and posed as Ben’s manager to try and get him a better deal. We hear brutal stories ab...

🥊Jerry Springer Producer Tells Us Everything from 2023-04-27T22:54:12

Jerry Springer has died, aged 79, so we spoke to producer Fred Borek about his time behind the scenes on the iconic Jerry Springer show. 

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😳Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills Meets A Superfan from 2023-04-27T06:00

Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills talks '& Juliet' and meets a superfan 

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✈️ Bonus: Can You Take Your Shoes Off On A Plane? from 2023-04-27T03:00

Liam’s unclear on social norms on a plane, and Ben has shed all of his bogan energy.

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Less Teddy Bear, More Ted Bundy from 2023-04-26T23:35:30

Liam’s distraught after his dog committed murder in the first degree. Ben’s living his best life at home because his wife's away and we meet some famous kids.

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💵Belle’s Big Relationship Question from 2023-04-26T06:00

Should you have a shared bank account?

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🚫Off Air: Who Is Leaving Pubes On My Desk? from 2023-04-26T03:00

There are mysterious hairs showing up on Liam’s desk!

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Your Grandpa Is A Crusty Demon! from 2023-04-26T00:14:48

We try and guess Ben’s baby name, Liam is banned from driving and Belle’s officially moved in with her boyfriend Luke and she wants to know if she should have a shared bank account.

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🏡Bonus: Belle’s New House Headache from 2023-04-24T23:00

Belle’s just moved into a new place and she’s already having issues.

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😲Ricki-Lee Almost Died from 2023-04-24T06:00

Ricki-Lee had a close call whilst filming her new music video!

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🐜Bonus: Ben’s Dad Is Capturing Ants To Fight Other Ants from 2023-04-24T03:00

Ben's Dad Murray is the most country Dad ever.

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My Kid, Anzac Biscuit from 2023-04-23T23:49:18

Liam got ANOTHER fine and he’s been scammed so he’s genuinely broke and asks listeners for loans and friend’s of the show Toni Lodge and Josh Daicos swing by.

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🚫Off Air: Well, That Fake Caller Didn’t Work from 2023-04-21T03:00

We roast Producer Tom for putting through a shocking fake caller!

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Double Jeopardy! from 2023-04-21T00:20:45

Liam’s fighting the police over speeding fines, he’s claiming ‘Double Jeopardy’. Ben has a scathing review of a new channel seven show and Belle went to the gym with Liam and he nearly died.

☕️ Uncut: Aunty Donna from 2023-04-20T22:08:15

An extended chat with our favourite naughty boys, Mark, Zach and Broden from Aunty Donna, with some extra bits you didn't hear on the radio.

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💋Australia’s Leading Adult Entertainer: Billie Beever from 2023-04-20T06:00

Forbidden Folder: Australia’s leading porn star, Billie Beever.

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🍺Bonus: Liam Met A Man Who Drank Thirty Seven Pints from 2023-04-20T03:00

Another story that wasn’t good enough for the radio.

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Shame Beads from 2023-04-20T00:30:52

We meet Australia’s leading adult entertainer. NZ Comedian Guy Montgomery put’s Ben through a spelling test.

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📱Ben Is Obsessed With The Most Viral Video On TikTok from 2023-04-19T06:00

Ben describes a TikTok on the radio

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🇺🇸Bonus: Liam’s Run In With Insufferable American Tourists from 2023-04-19T03:00

A sneaky little bonus bit from Liam’s UK travels.

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A Scathing Review Of Our National Spread from 2023-04-19T00:11:40

The love rat returns as well as our favourite phoner “Obscure celebrity connections”. We also check in with Tommy the Carlton supporters who got a premiers ‘23 tat, we promised him Grand Final t...

🐩A Dinner Date With AFL Star Clayton Oliver from 2023-04-18T06:00

We get to know Melbourne Demons Clayton Oliver!

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🚫Off Air: A Reeeeeeeeally Long Pointless One from 2023-04-18T03:00

We try to get down to business but once again we get extremely bogged down in fairly pointless crap.

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Watch A Movie Once In Ya Life from 2023-04-17T23:58:43

Liam felt like a loser after a run in with local thugs on his Beatles tour in Liverpool. We also hear about people’s longest streaks after the phantom of the opera has ended on Broadway after th...

🥸Liam Met Ewan McGregor! from 2023-04-17T06:00

Liam met his hero Obi Wan Kenobi over his break!

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🚫Off Air: People Who Have Just Had Holidays Arguing About More Holidays from 2023-04-17T03:00

First off air back and we’re already whinging.

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We’re Higher Than The Sky Deck from 2023-04-17T00:17:41

Liam met Ewan McGregor on his overseas travels, he recounts the experience. The worst thing happened to Belle at the worst time and we’re joined by Guy Sebastian and Eddie McGuire. 

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🤭MICF: Jason Leong from 2023-04-13T23:00

Jason Leong is here for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!

https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/brain-drain

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🥫Meet The Team: Brodie Pummeroy from 2023-04-12T23:00

Brodie Pummeroy is our Senior Breakfast Producer and Guest Booker, which means he books all the people we chat to on the show, including himself for this pod.

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😂MICF: Ray O'Leary from 2023-04-11T23:00

Ray O'Leary has jumped the ditch to be here for the Melbourne Comedy Festival!

https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/everything-funny-all-the-time-always

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📰Meet The Team: Ash Gardner from 2023-04-10T23:00

Ash Gardner is our intrepid journalist and newsreader!

You can follow her on Instagram!

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😅MICF: Georgie Carroll from 2023-04-09T22:00

Georgie Carroll is here for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and you should absolutely go and see her show!

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🎧Meet The Team: Jonathan "Scudda" Skewes from 2023-04-06T23:00

Scudda is the show's Audio Producer, so anything that's pre-recorded or massive edited audio packages, or guest intros are a mere blip on his massive day!

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🤣MICF: Ross Noble from 2023-04-05T23:00

Ross Noble is in town for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and you can catch his show Jibber Jabber Jamboree at the Arts Centre!

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🎸Meet The Team: Andy Zito from 2023-04-04T23:00

Andy Zito is our Senior Digital Producer: Video, Podcasts & Social Media, so that pretty neatly sums up what he does!

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🤪MICF: Lewis Garnham from 2023-04-03T23:00

Lewis hit a pigeon with his bike. Check out his show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!

https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/lewis-garnham

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🕺🏻Meet The Team: Tom Casamento from 2023-04-02T23:00

Tom Casamento is our Assistant Producer / Audience Engagement guy, and we want you to get to you know!

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🙊Tones And I Tells Us About Her Wild Wedding from 2023-03-31T05:00

Tones had a wild artist perform at her wedding!

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🚫Off Air: Our Plinth Key Rings Have Arrived! from 2023-03-31T02:00

Officially the longest (And best) off air pod EVER!

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I’d Get A Photo With Anyone In Their Undies from 2023-03-30T23:05:08

Grid Girls have been canceled so we dressed up as Grid Boys and hit the Grand Prix. A campaign is launched to support fan girl Belle, and Ross Noble joins us for a yarn.

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👙Ben Tried To Buy Lingerie from 2023-03-30T02:05

Ben thought he’d buy lingerie, but he ended up supporting child labour

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Belle Blake from 2023-03-29T23:51:23

Belle’s old Hamish and Andy fan girl pen pals join us and share more embarrassing stories. Oh, and to really kick the boot in we get Hamish Blake to confront her. We’re also getting 3 AFL Player...

👑Snoop Dog Re-Records His Tunes For King Charles from 2023-03-29T05:00

Snoop Dog’s put his hand up for King Charles coronation and we got our hands on his latest recording session 

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🚫Off Air: We Plinth Bombed Abbie Chatfield from 2023-03-29T02:00

Abbie Chatfield tried to break Ben’s world record and the alpha squad were not happy about it!

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Liiiiive From A Coffee Shop! from 2023-03-29T00:07:10

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival has kicked off and to celebrate we did the show live from a Degraves Espresso. We’re joined by comedians Guy Williams, Larry Dean, Mel Bracewell and U...

😬Belle Faces Andy Lee After The Stitch Up from 2023-03-28T05:00

Belle vs Ando in a Hamish and Andy quiz to win Andy’s used chewing gum.

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🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Wants Time Off from 2023-03-28T02:00

Producer Andy springs a leave request on us, but is he asking or telling?

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Like A Rissole In The Mouth from 2023-03-27T22:39:52

Liam launches a new service where men can exchange their clothes and Belle has to face Andy Lee after the big stitch up. They come up against each other in a Hamish and Andy quiz to win Andy’s u...

🚫Off Air: Behind The Scenes Of The Andy Lee Bedroom Bit from 2023-03-27T05:00

The wrap up of one of our favourite bits this year so far.

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😳Taking Andy Lee Through Fangirl Belle’s Childhood Bedroom from 2023-03-27T02:00

Belle’s worst fear comes true when her teen crush Andy Lee sees all her Hamish & Andy memorabilia!

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Munged By Nagini (In The Boathouse) from 2023-03-26T23:00:53

Ben witnessed a man with superhuman strength. We roll out fat stacks after the Aus Idol finale and ruin Belle’s life by taking her teen crush Andy Lee through her childhood bedroom.

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👮Bec Judd’s Latest Crime Fighting Campaign from 2023-03-24T05:00

A song about crime fighting Bec Judd!

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🚫Off Air: Ben Gets Paid More Than Liam And Belle from 2023-03-24T02:00

Bombshell: Ben gets paid more and it’s all revealed in this ep!

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Belle’s A Ford Girl from 2023-03-23T23:08:25

Ben had a nightmare at Bunnings trying to find new light globes. We also roll out our first parody song for 2023 and it’s about Bec Judd’s crime fighting escapades.

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🇺🇸Donald Trump Calls In Before His "Arrest" from 2023-03-23T02:00

We find out how Trump is feeling before prison.

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Maccas Stuffed Into A Turkey from 2023-03-22T23:59

We call Donald Trump ahead of his pending arrest to check in on him. A team member is outed for completely misreading the room and making a gag that didn’t land and we get The Project warm-up gu...

🍷Guest: On A Date With Pies Star Josh Daicos from 2023-03-22T05:00

Getting to know our new mate for this season Josh Daicos from Collingwood!

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🚫Off Air: Who Stole The Doughnuts? from 2023-03-22T02:00

We got into strife for stealing food from the office.

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Lizzogne from 2023-03-21T22:41:10

Liam’s leaving his fiancée on a two week boys' trip. He thought he’d see how far he could push it and stitch Sarah up by pitching a “Vegas Bucks” the day before the wedding. Ben also launches hi...

🏏Major League Cricket Is Coming To America from 2023-03-21T05:00

We have the broadcasting rights to Major League Cricket!

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🚫Off Air: You Stole My Idea MATE! from 2023-03-21T02:00

Tensions arise as a team members idea was blatantly stolen!

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Rupert Doesn’t Mingle With Producers from 2023-03-20T22:31:28

We play the very first broadcast of cricket in America. Liam did a gym sesh with the staunchest guy alive and we speak to people who have been arrested.

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🍆Guest: Dr Chris Brown Shares His Saucy DMs from 2023-03-20T05:00

Dr Chris Brown and Julia Morris join us ahead of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here returning!

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🚫Off Air: The Origins Of 'Plinth' from 2023-03-20T02:00

We are joined by Mark Aiston the man who invented “Plinth”!

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Troll Baby from 2023-03-19T22:43:29

We speak to a dude who went to Corey Worthington’s infamous party in 2008. Hear from mothers who openly admit their babies are ugly and Liam’s heinous singing at a My Chem gig is played for all....

☘️ A Famous Irish Superstar Musician Joins Us For St Pat’s Day from 2023-03-17T05:00

We were on the hunt for a famous Irish person...

Find out who we got in this very pod.

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🚫Off Air: We Need To Boost These Pod Numbers from 2023-03-17T02:00

Podcaster Adrian has an excellent idea to boost our pod numbers!

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Sausage In My Eye from 2023-03-16T22:55

Here’s the big payoff, we’ve got a VERY famous Irish person on the pod today for St Pat’s Day. We also call one of our radio rivals and Liam picks a Melbourne Footy Team.

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🐶Guest: Comedian Michelle Brasier from 2023-03-16T06:00

Michelle Brasier and her cute dog came into the studio to talk her new show!

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🏉Guest: AFL Legend Joel Selwood from 2023-03-16T05:00

Former Geelong star Joel Selwood on why players forget to shake kids hands after the grand final!

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🚫Off Air: First Radio Ratings Of The Year from 2023-03-16T02:00

Unpacking the latest radio ratings and roasting Belle for being sick!

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When Belle’s Away, The Boys Play from 2023-03-15T23:00:27

Like the old Ben and Liam days, Belle was off sick, so it’s just the fellas. We got people to read out their phone numbers and say things behind Belle’s back that she wouldn’t approve of.

🪒Ben Breaks A World Record! from 2023-03-15T05:00

We’ve finally cracked World Record Wednesday!

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🚫Off Air: We Interrupted A Big Nova Board Meeting from 2023-03-15T02:00

We accidentally interrupted a CEO board meeting!

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Cream Captain from 2023-03-14T22:42:46

Ben finally breaks a record on world record Wednesday. It’s truly incredible and needs to be heard to believe. We also got a pap to follow Belle and we try and sell the shots to a glossy mag. Listen

🍿Oscars Wrap: Hugh Grant’s Cringe Interview from 2023-03-14T05:00

Unpacking that painful interview between Ashley Graham and Hugh Grant from the Oscars champagne carpet!

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🎓Guest: Stars of 'Class of ‘07' Caitlin Stasey and Emily Browning from 2023-03-14T02:00

Caitlin Stasey and Emily Browning talk about their new series on Amazon Prime, 'Class Of '07' and we quiz them on the era in question.

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Ohhh, Tudfest! from 2023-03-13T22:54:52

Ben had a dangerous incident over the weekend because of his wife's "baby brain" and we put the entire show budget on Brendan Fraser to win best actor at the oscars. Once again it paid off.

💕Did We Get Onto The Raya Dating App? from 2023-03-13T02:00

Raya is a dating app, sort of like Tinder, but for celebs. Business class Tinder, you know? We wanted to see if we could get on board...

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🤷🏻‍♂️ Have You Heard Of The 'World Famous Rooftop'? from 2023-03-12T23:00

We've moved into the building that has the 'world famous rooftop', and we're just checking if anyone's heard about it before we take over the 'famous brand'...

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🧀The Guy Who Wrote “The Cheese Tax” from 2023-03-10T05:00

Matt Hobbs writes puppy songs. The Cheese Tax is everywhere.  
We asked him how it happened, and were rewarded with an exclusive ‘unplugged’ performance! 

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🚫Off Air: Podcaster Curt Is Making Show Merch from 2023-03-10T02:00

We’re finally getting show merch and it’s going to be glorious!

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Indonesian Snake Videos from 2023-03-09T23:33:41

We hear how Belle’s big Project cross went and speak to the dude who wrote the cheese tax song on TikTok!

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☠️ Uncut: Steve-O Talks Forbidden Jackass Stunts from 2023-03-09T05:00

Jackass legend Steve-o talks all his forbidden stunts with Ben and Liam (Not Belle though, she’s not a fan).

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💵Off Air: Liam Wants To Misuse The Show Budget AGAIN from 2023-03-09T02:00

A heated discussion over what to do with the thousand dollars in the show budget.

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Havin’ A Lung Lollie from 2023-03-08T23:46:41

We get Belle onto The Project to build her profile, pretty huge. We also speak to people who have caught celeb’s punching darts.

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Guest: The Incredible Georgie Purcell MP from 2023-03-08T02:00

Georgie Purcell is not your everyday MP. She’s young, forward thinking and just quietly... Belle’s favourite human!

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International Women’s Day from 2023-03-07T22:41:22

A special edition of the show for International Women's Day. Our very own Ash Gardner, friend of the show and former Triple J host Bridget Hustwaite and The Project's Georgie Tunny join Belle to...

Off Air: Belle Loves Her Own Jokes from 2023-03-07T02:00

We’ve got audio of Belle laughing at her own gear.

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Nowra Nug Slinger from 2023-03-06T23:16:37

Belle’s “Managers” Ben and Liam headed to crown casino and put all of her hard-earned Cameo money on red. We also do a special investigation into whether Zac Efron is dating a chick from Nowra M...

Off Air: Ben Did Another Live Stream from 2023-03-06T02:00

Ben’s a fully-fledged Twitch streamer now guys!

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Scrambled Eggs For Eyes from 2023-03-05T22:54:55

Liam had to stop his dog from making smaller dogs with another dog. Belle recorded her boyfriend's kids singing an inappropriate song and Ben’s thinking about going on a baby moon.

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Guest: Trying To get Ed Goss Out Of Budjerah from 2023-03-03T05:00

We have a chat with the wonderfully talented Budjerah after he supported Ed at that record breaking MCG show over the weekend.

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Off Air: Our Show Memorabilia Has Been Found! from 2023-03-03T02:01

We can't believe it, Toll have found all of our lost show chachkies

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SUUUUUUUUUPER Saturday from 2023-03-03T00:14:07

Belle’s cameo account is going OFF! So, we’ve capitalized on it and launched a “Super Saturday” deal. Liam is also convinced his body is changing and preparing itself for godfatherhood.

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Big Mayonnaise Dog from 2023-03-01T23:08:33

We launch Belle’s cameo account, for the small price of $4.00 you can get a personalised message. We’re doing this so we can build up the show budget that we lost in three months.

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Emergency Off Air: We’ve Blown The Budget! from 2023-03-01T02:00

Turns out we’ve spent A LOT of money this year already!

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A Choir Of Mums from 2023-02-28T22:37:36

Liam attempts to hold the longest note in history for World Record Wednesday and we get all three of our Mum’s Maree, Leanne and Jackie on to teach them TikTok slang.

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Guest: Comedian Rueben Kaye On His Big Weekend At Mardi Gras from 2023-02-28T05:00

The wonderful drag queen and comedian Rueben Kaye recounts his big weekend!

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Off Air: Super Important BTS Business from 2023-02-28T02:00

Trying to sort show merch and calling Belle out on her catch phrase!

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Yeah, I Love New Music from 2023-02-27T23:23:38

Liam had a painfully awkward moment when a very private joke accidentally went very public. We also open up the forbidden folder and once again ask “What's your connection to a murderer?”

Bonus: Belle’s Big News from 2023-02-27T02:00

Belle’s found a place to call home in Melbourne!

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Dior Meat Bag from 2023-02-26T22:56:23

Hear how our Ashburton's Got Talent performance went, spoiler alert: we didn’t win. Oh, and we hear from women who did wild stuff with their placenta!

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Off Air: Who Left The Effin’ Mic’s On? from 2023-02-24T02:00

Liam was heard singing RHCP over Melbourne's airwaves this morning after SOMEONE left the mics on!

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Is Bec Judd The Brighton Batman? from 2023-02-23T22:29:31

An anonymous spy gave us some hectic Harry Styles goss and we accidentally revealed her identity. Ben’s struggling through “his” sympathy pregnancy and we have our first official band practice.<...

Off Air: Ben And Liam Had A Fight Over “Dunk Tanks” from 2023-02-23T02:00

The boys reached boiling point over a very trivial matter yesterday!

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The Yellow Dot Muncher from 2023-02-22T22:42:32

Our studios have been built in Fox FM’s old building where they had the “World Famous Rooftop” so we call people around the world to see if it’s really world famous. Ricki-Lee also gives us some...

Bonus: Someone Got Engaged After A Dating Segment We Did Four Years Ago? from 2023-02-22T02:00

Pod listener Jarrod met his fiancée on our show?

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Monique Binn from 2023-02-21T22:55:57

Belle opens about her over the top teen obsession. We try and break another world record and our band for Ashburton’s Got Talent grows again.

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Bonus: Liam’s Deepest Darkest Secret from 2023-02-21T02:00

Liam shares a very off-air story and the guys spontaneously burst into song.

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Doing Spy Shit from 2023-02-20T23:12:17

Well, turns out we’re starting a band. Liam also calls his groomsman to see if they’d fork out $2,000 for wedding suits or tell him to get effed. 

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Off Air: How Did Ben’s Hogwarts Legacy Stream Go? from 2023-02-20T02:00

Ben live streamed his weekend Harry Potter PlayStation game sesh!

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#CancelBelle from 2023-02-19T22:51:58

Belle had a nip slip so we hear about your wardrobe malfunctions. Ben saw a flyer for The Ashburton Community Festival so we’re signing up for “Ashburton's Got Talent” to try and win the cash pr...

Guest: Joel Creasey Vs His Super Fan from 2023-02-17T05:00

Joel Creasey takes a quiz on his own life, going up against a super fan who is secretly our producer Tom!

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Off Air: Belle Takes On The Custard Monster from 2023-02-17T02:00

Well, Custard Monster gets a nod for team member for the week but first he has to beat Belle in a rock off!

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Christine Anu Metal from 2023-02-16T23:10:20

Liam’s fiancée Sarah farted in front of him for the first time in their five-year relationship, huge. We also meet the World's best ‘apprentice’ butcher Matt.

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Guest: AFL Star Ben Brown’s Cutting His Hair from 2023-02-16T02:00

Melbourne Demons star Ben Brown is cutting off his iconic curls and we show him what he’ll look like them without them!

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Give Way To Peds from 2023-02-15T22:37:04

People share the most inappropriate questions they’ve been asked. We hear about feral boys' share houses and bring back Gumtree Giveaway. 

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Off Air: We’re Trying To Find Famous Irish People from 2023-02-15T02:00

We striiiike a listener and launch a new game for St Pat’s!

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Secure That Bag King from 2023-02-14T22:47:41

Another World Record Wednesday attempt, Ben tries to eat the most Ferrero Rochers in a minute. We hold a funeral for Internet Explorer and speak to people who got shit stuff for Valentines Day.<...

Bonus: Belle Had A Sexy Dream About... Producer Andy? from 2023-02-14T02:00

Liam’s feeling left out that Belle has had dreams about everyone on the team except for him.

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Custard Monster’s Coming Out To Play from 2023-02-13T22:26:46

Hear the beautiful moment Belle is reunited with her partner on V Day... kinda. Liam also unleashes a freakin’ custard monster in the middle of a break. Oh and Coinky Dinky Tuesday is fkn back m...

Guest: Would We Lie To Frank Woodley? from 2023-02-13T05:00

Frank Woodley plays "Would I Lie To You?' with us!

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Off Air: Our Show Memorabilia Has Been Lost from 2023-02-13T02:00

The couriers lost all our show keepsakes between Adelaide and Melbourne!

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Is That Fiona? No, That’s Flubber. from 2023-02-12T22:33:37

Belle manages to land a huge #exclusive interview with Yung Gravy. We cross to the US to check in with Tom the brother of Arryn Siposs the Melbourne man playing in the Super Bowl and hear from p...

Off Air: Breaking Down Hours Of Show Stats from 2023-02-10T02:00

Podcasting LEGEND Nathan Janda has crunched down the stats on every team member of the week ever.

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We Got A Bizkit Head On Line Five from 2023-02-09T22:46:30

Godfather Liam writes Ben’s will just in case he dies. We meet a satanic chick and Belle explains the concept of “Boyfriend Air”.

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Bonus: The Schloppiest Harry Potter Quiz Of All Time from 2023-02-09T02:00

Podcaster Spence wants a copy of the Harry Potter Hogwarts Legacy Game.

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Two For Pink, One For Stink. from 2023-02-08T22:32:22

We speak to a dude who was courtside for the lakers game when Lebron made history. Also we see if Melbourne can tell the difference between a $200 coffee and a $2 servo coffee. 

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Bonus: Is Flashing Ya Headlights To Warn Drivers About Speed Cameras Okay? from 2023-02-08T05:00

Cheeky bonus bit from Belle AND we meet valued podcast listener Shaun.

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Guest: Bruce McAvaney On Commentating At Home from 2023-02-08T02:00

Bruce McAvaney has been inducted into the AFL hall of fame.

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Crusty Demon Signed Mah Baby from 2023-02-07T22:25:59

Liam attempts to break a world record, “attempts” being the key word. We speak to people who got random stuff signed by celebs and get some marketplace horror stories. 

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Off Air: Ticketgate from 2023-02-07T02:00

The guys have big biffo over some free Post Malone and Chili Pepper ticket.

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It’s A Doggy Dog World from 2023-02-06T22:33:48

Liam’s neighbors were robbed so he’s in the market for a new weapon under his bed. We hear about the creative ones you’re keeping. We also speak to former addicts and meet a man who was having “...

Bonus: Liam Met A Podcaster On His Morning Run from 2023-02-06T02:00

Saying G’Day to podcaster Corey who bumped into Liam on the weekend.

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The “I” Word from 2023-02-05T22:58:16

Hear from a man who accidently slept with his cousin. Yep, you read that right. Oh, and meet the American man who revealed the Chinese spy balloon to the word. 

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Off Air: An Explosive Brown-Nosing Revelation from 2023-02-03T02:00

Liam throws Andy under the boss for hanging out with the boss again. 

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Chicken Jesus from 2023-02-02T22:34:24

Liam’s furious that Instagram are trying to push these fat guy shirts on him. We ask “What your ma keeps in a jar?” and meet a fella who watched Groundhog Day every day for an entire year.

Bonus: Belle Read A Stranger's Book On The Plane from 2023-02-02T05:00

Belle read a stranger's book on a plane and Ben has many SFX on hand to compliment the yarn. 

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Guest: Poh Talks Wack Food Combos from 2023-02-02T02:00

MasterChef legend Poh Ling Yeow, talks her new restaurant and wack food combos! 

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Triple Fisting from 2023-02-01T23:53:39

We spin a yarn with AFL Star Jason Gillbee who only drinks milk. Legit, like full cream milk, no water. Insane. Liam also calls his fiancé Sarah to ask for a cool man cave / games room just like...

Bonus: These Random Group Chats Are Starting To Kill Ben from 2023-02-01T05:00

Ben keeps trying to leave these random group chats and he keeps getting added back in.

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Guest: Rhys Nicholson vs One Bar Star Man from 2023-02-01T02:00

The One Bar Star Man is back and he takes on music fanatic and “Music Fanatic” Rhys Nicholson!

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Am I Just A Loser In Granny Knickers? from 2023-01-31T23:21:04

We hear from people whose mums have kicked off in public. Ben veto’s some baby names and we talk G-Strings... Niiiice. 

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Off Air: A Car Park Gripe from 2023-01-31T05:00

Producer Andy is driving the lame way into work.

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Guest: Tom Gleeson Gives Us Some Radio Advice from 2023-01-31T02:00

Tom Gleeson talks about his new show Taskmaster Australia and why people are mean to him in public .

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Ma, Where's My Coi-Dial? from 2023-01-30T22:46:22

Liam got stood up by former AFL star and big brother contestant Daniel Gorringe, so we called him to find out why. The big gender reveal is also played out, will Ben be having a boy or a girl? Listen

Caesium One Three Seven from 2023-01-30T00:55:51

We learn that Belle was so rich growing up that her house had a name. Hear from people who hide from their loved ones for peace and quiet and get your heel horror stories.

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Off Air: You Drink 24hr Old Room Temp Coffee? from 2023-01-27T02:00

Some behind the scenes chat from this week and the team member of the week votes.

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Crispy Dog Boy from 2023-01-26T22:44:46

We pull the worst break in radio history from the nova archives. Best bit is, our new boss was the one responsible. We open up about the secrets our parents were hiding from us and hear from a m...

Bonus: There’s No Room In This Trough from 2023-01-26T02:00

A fairly half cooked bonus bit about Liam’s misfortune in the men’s trough

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Ben's Wet Dream from 2023-01-25T22:55:55

We meet a spritely 76yr old listener called Alistair. Liam is still stuck in “party mode” and Belle takes people's hard rubbish.

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Off Air: You're Following WHO On Instagram? from 2023-01-25T02:00

Andy and Belle are not followed by the Ben, Liam and Belle account and we had to use some radio magic to cut Ben into an interview 

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Top Deck Baby from 2023-01-24T22:46:19

Ben tells us about his wife's pregnancy cravings, we speak to friend of the show Kris Fade who was at that private $35m Beyonce show in Dubai and meet a woman with two boyfriends... Nice.

Prison Cream from 2023-01-24T01:05

HUGE NEWS. Liam becomes the godfather to Ben’s unborn child. We call a Melbourne bakery who were supposedly feeding Kanye West and Belle has joined a cult (BFT).

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Bonus: What Happens At The Bucks Show, Stays At The Bucks Show from 2023-01-24T00:55:36

Liam recounts an awkward moment he had after a bucks show

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Off Air: Behind The Scenes Of Ben’s Big Announcement from 2023-01-23T02:01

Liam should have realised that Ben and Sam were having a baby. He missed a major giveaway. 

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Ben’s Having A Baby! from 2023-01-23T00:07:32

Ben reveals his big baby news, Belle tried to save roadkill and Liam accidentally ruined a mate's wedding.

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Off Air: You Were Going To Slap My Bum Weren’t You? from 2023-01-20T02:00

We have a team member of the week first and clear up an off-air moment from this morning's show.

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Now I’m Ready For That Sausage from 2023-01-19T23:21:01

We stitch up Producer Brodie after he looked up “Porn” sounds for our segment, Aus Open or Adults Only. Speak to some people who pulled an all nighter at the tennis and do Clam Smith. 

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Off Air: Producer Andy May Not be The “Smart One” Anymore from 2023-01-19T02:00

Turns out another member of the team could be smarter than Producer Andy 

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Povo Champagne from 2023-01-19T00:04:32

We gave you a secret from our industry yesterday so this morning we flipped it... We got your industry secrets. There was also an exclusive drug fueled interview with prince Harry.

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Bonus: Liam's Got A Bum Related Problem from 2023-01-18T05:00

Liam’s got a gripe with modern toilets that’s too gross for radio.

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Guest: Sam Worthington Gives Belle Relationship Advice from 2023-01-18T02:00

Sam Worthington and Edward Carmody from the new film Transfusion join us. Sam also gives Belle some advice. 

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Corn Thief from 2023-01-17T23:35:05

We rip up the radio handbook and give you a big industry secret. Turns out we’ve been judging you all brutally this whole time. Liam’s new game “Yam Smith” gets a run and Belle opens up about th...

Off Air: Ben Was Awfully Rude At A Work Event from 2023-01-17T04:00

Ben embarrassed himself at a work event and Liam's a tennis guy now.

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I'm Marrying An Eshay from 2023-01-16T23:43:20

Liam’s flat after his fiancé picked up a nasty vaping habit. We find out what your fetishes are in the forbidden folder and play another round of Aus Open Or Adults Only. 

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Packing Ham from 2023-01-16T01:44:41

Turns out Belle’s cousin went to school with Kanye’s new wife. We get her on to spill the beans. Get your obscure celebrity connections and give away tickets to “Ham Smith”. 

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Bonus: She Had A Moth In Her What? from 2023-01-15T16:00

Ben’s extra little tid bit from the Elton John gig over the weekend!

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Off Air: The First Ever Censored Pod from 2023-01-13T04:05:26

Belle decides to redact some audio from this off-air pod... Controversial. 

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Harrumphing Skittle Wall from 2023-01-13T04:02:38

We hear from people who have slept with celebs, one lucky lady spent four days in a hotel room with none other than Chad Kroeger. Lol. We also get some brutal feedback from new listeners of the ...

Bonus: Belle’s Got A Scientific Questions? from 2023-01-12T01:34:55

Belle’s first bonus bit gets scientific.

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You Filthy Pig from 2023-01-12T01:33:11

We take Sam Taunton to task on “That” Project Ad. Hear from people who have busted burglars and ask how many affairs did your partner have. Spoiler alert, someone had 90 affairs.

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Off Air: Producer Andy Cops A Howler from 2023-01-11T02:07:29

We drill Producer Andy for a series of blunders this week 

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Lay Off The Bean Claire from 2023-01-11T02:00:18

Had some pretty hectic stories from people who narrowly missed terrorist attacks. Ben left his own family group chat because he hates people so much and liam has some hiccups around his wedding ...

Our Real Mum Has Good Balance from 2023-01-10T02:17:11

Ben’s furious that is wife wants a $600 toaster... Not gonna happen. Belle reveals she’s been with a man forty years older than her and we talk fat stacks.

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Bonus: Why Is IKEA Always Near the Airport? from 2023-01-10T02:16

Ben asks a question about IKEA and roasts Belle for using the loo in the show.

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Chocolate Rain And Banana Boy from 2023-01-09T02:34:12

We were blessed to score a radio #exclusive with Banana Boy the kid sculling bananas at the cricket. A story collectively makes all three of us fall off our chair and we recount the three times ...

Off Air: Few Big Tay Zonday Fans In The House from 2023-01-09T02:32:59

We get a verry special Chocolate rain rendition from Zonday tribute performer Liam.

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Off Air: Did Ben Cross A Line This Morning? from 2023-01-06T01:15:49

We revisit an on the nose moment from this morning's show.

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Scones And A Key from 2023-01-06T01:15:29

We cold call Melbourne to see if anyone knows who Belle is because she applied for her own blue tick on Instagram... How embarrassing. We also leave scorching voicemails to the NSW Premier and t...

Chicken Graveyard from 2023-01-05T00:19:54

We speak to a man who was dead 16 days ago, hear from two women making bank on OnlyFans and Belle’s taking being an “Eco warrior” a little too seriously.

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Bonus: Ben Saw The President Doing What? from 2023-01-05T00:14:47

Another little tidbit from Ben’s recent travels to Egypt

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Wingdings And A Biiiiig Creamy Carbonara from 2023-01-04T02:22:35

We’re back gang, first show of 2023. Bitta fun in here, bitta shlop in there too. We get the update on the Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg saga and Liam’s failed his new year's resolution already....

Off Air: Liam’s No Longer The Biggest Brown Nose On The Team from 2023-01-03T23:21:54

A member of the team is outed for hanging out with the boss in the holidays

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Your Favourite Break Of The year from 2022-12-29T19:30

You loved the time we got a hold of all of Matt Preston's auditions for other TV shows  

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Liam’s Favourite Break Of The year from 2022-12-28T19:30

Liam loved his “Subdog millionaire” quiz... Mainly because he got to eat a Subdog 

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Ben’s Favourite Break Of The Year from 2022-12-27T19:30

Ben loved the letters Belle and News Reader Extraordinaire Taylee jones wrote to themselves on International Womens Day 

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Producer Andy’s Favourite Break Of The year from 2022-12-26T19:30

Andy loved Liam’s Betterman speech for Ben 

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Belle’s Favourite Break Of The year from 2022-12-25T19:30

Belle loved the first time we did the segment “Story toppers”.

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Last Show Of The Calendar Year from 2022-12-22T23:21:55

Two sleeps till Christmas, we hear about the worst presents you’ve received and ya hectic Chrissy schedules. We also talk about Samuel L Jackson getting sprung watching porn. Brutal.