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Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed from 2023-12-07T22:59

Secrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo.

 

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Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances from 2023-11-30T20:15

The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober. 

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Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears from 2023-11-24T14:12

The little dialers are scared of everything from mayo to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to the DMV. You’ll have to find out if we validate your fears or laugh at them. 

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Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know from 2023-11-15T21:32

This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren’t always thinking about sex and don’t want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed “horny...

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Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences from 2023-11-09T18:44

This week we’re working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z  can’t stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social medi...

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Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice from 2023-11-02T17:41

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we’re discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationship...

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Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions from 2023-10-26T14:49

The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod. 

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Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions from 2023-10-19T14:34

We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we. 

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Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks from 2023-10-12T00:24

From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone! 

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Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments from 2023-10-04T20:52

The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.

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Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever from 2023-09-27T23:30

Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.

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Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas from 2023-09-20T19:46

This week we’re listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone’s boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a strip...

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Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures from 2023-09-13T22:30

This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we’re here to make you feel a little less guilty. 

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Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got from 2023-09-06T22:39

This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what peop...

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Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des from 2023-08-30T17:53

We're back this week with more pet peeves to work through your issues with road rage, self checkout ettiquette, and yawning. 

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Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des from 2023-08-24T18:06

The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des’ generational differences are exposed when discussi...

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Jared Freid: 37&Single from 2023-08-17T18:22

Jared Freid’s comedy special 37 and Single is out now on Netflix. Go watch it now for his take on dating apps, late-night eating, and to find out why he’s still single. He explains why ...

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Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop from 2023-08-10T13:40

Berner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow JonBenet Ramsey is involved. You guys are w...

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Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop from 2023-08-03T21:05

Welcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I’m always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear from you! Stay tuned on my Instagram @hannahb...

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Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist&Negotiating Tactics from 2023-07-25T17:39

This week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of n...

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Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy&Cool Delusion from 2023-07-20T18:46

Sabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays “the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer” on her viral TikToks. She explains why she’s wearing a weddi...

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Cat Cohen: Canon Events&Background Character Energy from 2023-07-13T13:16

The gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter.

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Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages&One In A Billion from 2023-07-12T16:38

The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst. 

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Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ&Be Smart In Bed from 2023-06-29T21:48:31

Emily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how to have smarter sex!


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Des Bishop: My Husband&My Trauma from 2023-05-25T12:33:17

Des is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interesting in adopting this little angel, Listen

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Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell&Her Next Chapter from 2023-05-18T16:35:01

The icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, understanding warning signs in her body and mind, wo...

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Out&About: Drag Queens&Conversion Camps from 2023-05-11T18:55:07

Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness.



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Brian Kelly: The Points Guy&Financial Hacks from 2023-04-07T04:13:48

Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He ...

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Berning Questions: My Current Struggles&Favorite Condiments from 2023-03-30T03:34:55

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Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland&Recovery from 2023-03-01T15:18:33

Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out ...

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Ken Eurich: Fur Babies&Boob Jobs from 2023-02-22T23:23:01

Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats,


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Maddy Smith: Wild&Out Of Your Mind from 2023-01-23T22:34:40

Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealin...

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Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist&Glorified Parrot from 2023-01-05T03:03:23

Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more.


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Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel&Vlog Expert from 2022-12-14T18:03:01

Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boy...

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Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel&Postpartum from 2022-12-08T15:31:55

Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Gue...

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Francis Ellis: Mansplaining&Falling From Grace from 2022-11-26T20:18:37

Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of fem...

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Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay&Getting Adopted from 2022-11-16T21:18:54

You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has e...

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Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie&Blowing Up from 2022-11-11T20:44:43

Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health h...

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Michael Rapaport: Acting&Antisemitism from 2022-11-03T22:16:05

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions!
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Audrey Peters: Liposuction&Louis Vuitton from 2022-10-28T19:04:30

Audrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifestyle, obsession with buying designer, surgical ...

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My Family: Mom Advice&Brother Reveal from 2022-10-20T03:33:10

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (m...

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Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild&Bad Ideas from 2022-10-17T00:56

Tank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he started his successful business and what happe...

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Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby&Divorce from 2022-10-10T21:13

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible.


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Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets&Sanity from 2022-09-30T20:44:28

Jade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los Angeles with a successful father in the music ind...

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Andrea Lopez: Impressions&Imperfections from 2022-09-24T03:23:41

Andrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explained to me when she first discovered her talent f...

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Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging&Positive Promiscuity from 2022-09-18T19:01:13

Let's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to communicating to your partner, to pegging, to toys...

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Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic&GirlBossTown from 2022-09-10T16:38:34

She is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her TikTok. She gives me PR moves for my brand, open...

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Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies&Starseeds from 2022-09-02T20:41:50

Krista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything about shadow work, starseeds, physical heart boun...

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Des Bishop: Moisturizing&Meaningful Advice from 2022-08-27T00:43:45

My husband is in hell this week! We answer a bunch of advise questions submitted by the little devils and I ask him some of my own questions as well.


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Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping&Mental Hospitals from 2022-08-14T02:32:32

Danny LoPriore was a Vine star who has created a whole career out of making people laugh. He opens up about his darkest mental health struggles and how he dug himself out of that time to be better ...

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Annie Lederman: Hypnosis&Masturbation Manifestation from 2022-08-06T15:30:13

Hilarious comedian and podcaster, Annie Lederman, has a chaotic trip to hell. She discusses her similarities with Hannah, they get a call from Bonnie McFarlane, and she explains how went from livin...

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Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies&Be Inconcievable from 2022-07-27T03:36:41

For the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years to have a baby. She's tried everything and she e...

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Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes&Calling Out A**holes from 2022-07-20T21:20:54

Morgan Absher was an occupational therapist... and then covid hit. She found herself scrolling reddit and the deep dark web to escape the reality of the pandemic. 8 months later, she launched a pod...

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Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever from 2022-07-14T18:54:03

My last pod in LA! Violet Benson welcomed me back into her home and we got an update about the guy she met on NYC, her mental health and so much more. I also went on her podcast Almost Adulting, so...

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Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen&Bisexual Baddie from 2022-07-06T13:26:46

Victoria Paris is blowing up because of her fashion, home decor, sense of humor, and overall business savvy. She explains how she grew her social media to over 1.5 million followers, how she handle...

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Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love&Finishing Too Fast from 2022-06-29T23:07:34

Harry is back and is as hilarious as ever. He is in a new relationship so I get all the deets on why he decided to stop having seggs with everyone in LA. We also talk about his career and where is ...

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Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun&From Idaho from 2022-06-25T06:12:35

Delaney Rowe is an actress and content creator who grew up in Idaho and just hit 1 million followers on TikTok! We have a huge girl crush on her because she is hilarious, smart, and very good looki...

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Jessica Kirson: Hysterical&Relatively Sane from 2022-06-18T02:39:35

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins hell to discuss having a mom who is a therapist, losing a lot of weight, becoming a mom, and what it's really like to be a woman in comedy.


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Lenore Berner: Being My Mom&Reparenting from 2022-05-11T17:18

The woman, the myth, the legend, my mother, is in hell today! We talk about understanding our anxiety, reparenting the voice in our heads, how parenting has changed, Dr. Becky's best advice, and be...

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Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs&Conspiracy Theories from 2022-05-05T01:36:40

The tea in hell is piping hot because Claire Parker has read a bunch of celebrity memoirs so you don't have to. We discuss the controversies and conspiracy theories around Will smith, Tommy Lee, Ly...

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Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney&Her Demons from 2022-04-28T01:47:14

You may know her as Ren from Even Stevens, Belle on Broadway, or the voice of Kim Possible! Christy Carlson Romano invited me into her gorgeous home in Austin to discuss the reality of being a Disn...

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Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks&Smelling JLo from 2022-04-21T20:37:02

Gianmarco Soresi is a hilarious comic, actor, and writer who opens up about his sleep problems, breakdowns at Starbucks, and what it was actually like to be on set with Jennifer Lopez.


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Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity from 2022-04-14T22:42:21

Talia and I met at an airport and quickly fell in love. She blew up based off of TikTok videos where she talks about stuff she hates. She has gotten a lot of backlash but she also has a lot of supp...

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Lindsey Metselaar: Cool Girl Weddings & Planning Problems from 2022-04-06T22:45:17

Lindsey tells me every single detail of her extremely chic Palm Beach wedding that she planned in 5 months and I tell her where I'm at in my own wedding planning process (oye).


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Esther Povitsky: The Rejection Queen & Choosing Herself from 2022-03-10T15:18:49

The hilarious Esther Povitsky from Hulu's Dollface, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and her comedy special Hot For My Name opens up about all her failures before getting to this point. She discusses in depth ...

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Coco Vandeweghe: Chasing Greatness & Breaking Racquets from 2022-03-05T00:23:02

IT'S A HARDCORE TENNIS EPISODE with former top 10 in the world tennis player, Coco Vandeweghe. I remind her about a dramatic match we played in the juniors and then we go deep into her psyche as to...

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Gabby Bernstein: How To Heal Trauma & Self Soothe from 2022-02-25T22:12:31

Gabby was named by the New York Times as the "guru" of our generation, but she simply wants to help people find happiness by sharing her own traumas, emphasizing self-love, forgiveness, and a ho...

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Corinne Fisher: Staying Slutty & Respecting Yourself from 2022-02-18T07:49:03

The Queen of the anti-slut shaming podcast, Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher is in Hell! We compare stories about dating addicts, she opens up about her past lives, dating younger guys, her OCD, and ...

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Dr. Sasha Hamdani: ADHD Specialist & Chaotic Energy Expert from 2022-02-11T18:32:10

Dr. Sasha Hamdani is my favorite ADHD doctor on social media and I brought her to hell to figure out if I have ADHD. She discusses her wild journey of discovering that she has ADHD and how she almo...

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Luann de Lesseps: Fosé and Fun In Tulum from 2022-02-05T17:08:12

The Countess joins hell again to discuss her latest entrepreneurial adventure, a non-alcoholic rosé called Fosé. She talks about what sparked the idea and the process of creating her own drink. She...

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Justin Silver: Understanding Dogs & Your Own Demons from 2022-01-27T18:59:59

Expert dog trainer, comedian, actor, and podcaster, Justin Silver discusses what he's learned from understanding dogs and what's it's taught him about humans. He delves deep into the psychology of ...

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Jill Zarin: Surviving The Housewives & Socialite Secrets from 2022-01-19T19:42:20

Jill Zarin is back. She's as hilarious, opinionated, and fabulous as ever. She explains why she decided to do a reality show, how she got cast, and the aftermath of leaving. She spills the tea on t...

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Lauren Ash: Detoxing Her Body & Changing Her MInd from 2022-01-14T05:29:43

Actress Lauren Ash has had a transformative pandemic. She's lost a lot of weight, but not through any skinny teas, or fancy gyms, or plant based diet. She learned how to eliminate certain stress...

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Josh Zilberberg: Thank Yew & Starting New from 2022-01-08T21:34:44

Josh gained viral fame from his hilariously relatable and clever TikTok videos about being single, getting ghosted, anxiety, and always ending them with his signature "thank yew". I catch up with J...

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Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos from 2021-12-31T15:33:52

Natalie is a hysterical stand up comedian who is very comfortable in hell. She loves, tattoos, all kinds of pain, and dark humor. She opens up about her biggest insecurities, struggles with sociali...

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Shan Boodram: Dating With Dominance & Love Addiction from 2021-12-16T16:47:53

Shan Boodram is the Internet’s most sought-after, certified sex educator, dating coach and relationship expert. She opened up about her open marriage, how to date with dominance, the love story ...

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LaurDIY: Arts & Crafts & Hoe Phases from 2021-12-09T19:32:51

She is the Queen of DIY and her career has blown up from fun YouTube videos to HBO Max. She's dealt with public breakups, rebranding her identity and finding love in LA. 


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Taylor Strecker: Finding Love Again & Finding Herself from 2021-12-03T17:42:56

HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BERNING IN HELL! I had to have my favorite person in the world, Taylor Strecker. She was my inspiration to start podcasting and was my first guest on Berning In Hell. A ...

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Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems from 2021-11-25T06:17:15

Harry is a silly sausage and this episode went in directions I never anticipated. That is all lol

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Lindsey Pelas: Sex Icon & Super Misunderstood from 2021-11-19T05:52:56

I visited Lindsey's beautiful house in Los Angeles to truly understand the women behind the sexy photos. She explained how she grew up, why she moved to Los Angeles, getting discovered at the Playb...

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Violet Benson: When To Have Sex & False Intimacy from 2021-11-11T14:55:44

Violet had a WILD trip to NYC and she tells us ALL the hot and heavy deets.


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India Oxenberg: Cult Survivor & Cool Bitch from 2021-11-03T03:59:30

It was my dream to interview India. This is almost real journalism people! I love learning about the psychology of cults and hearing the experiences in documentaries, but it was an honor to sit dow...

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Tinx: Rich Moms & Big Sis Energy from 2021-10-28T09:30:19

Tinx is the internet's big sister who gives incredible advice and knows exactly what she wants. I took her to hell to find out how she recovered from a cheating ex, how she's handling her viral tik...

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Des Bishop: Wedding Red Flags & Wooing Each Other from 2021-10-21T06:42:53

My boy toy! We finally open up about where we're at with wedding planning, he reveals his skincare routine, and we reveal each other's 7 deadly sins. I also share the first song he ever made for me...

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Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise from 2021-10-14T23:43:25

Jared and Ashley have one of the wildest love stories ever to air on Bachelor in Paradise. Now that the cameras are down, what is life really like? Ashley is pregnant and they are planning on openi...

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Dailyn Santana: Bipolar Disorder & Battling Yourself from 2021-10-06T12:56:43

Dailyn is the first guest to come to hell and open up about her bipolar disorder. She goes into detail about her first manic episode and explains how she's persevered to find love, a career that...

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John Kim: The Angry Therapist & Attachment Styles from 2021-09-23T18:12:51

I've never met a therapist quite like John, and not to brag but I've met a bunch. He is extremely open about his personal struggles and has learned a lot from his own mistakes in life. From anger t...

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Michael Rapaport: Disruptive & Doing It Well from 2021-09-15T22:57:48

You've seen him everywhere, whether he's being Phoebe's boy toy on Friends, the Dad on Netflix's Atypical, or ranting on a comedy stage anywhere in the country, Michael Rapaport always brings the h...

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Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety from 2021-09-09T03:31:20

I've watched Josh on Million Dollar Listing LA for years and today I got to take him from West Coast heaven to hell. He jokes about his new dog, being a leader, getting tipsy, and negotiating tacti...

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Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery from 2021-09-02T05:14:13

I met Ben at a comedy club in Indianapolis and he looks like he was the captain of a football team but has the personality of the class clown who was always kicked out for giggling too much. His co...

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Pete Lee: Tall, Dark & Pleasant In Hell from 2021-08-27T22:42:27

I am Pete's number one fan so I was so excited to take him to hell. Even though people know him as the nicest comic in NYC, I dug deeper to find out if he has other sides to him. Turns out, oh b...

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Emily Lubin: RIP Diets & The Problematic Wellness Industry from 2021-08-19T19:05:54

Emily tears apart diet culture and the entire wellness industry. She opens up about her own battles with eating disorders, intrusive thoughts about her body, and her relationship with food. She doe...

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Heidi D'Amelio: The Matriarch Of TikTok & The Truth About Her Family from 2021-08-12T02:31:18

Heidi's family has skyrocketed to stardom during quarantine and just landed a reality tv show on Hulu! She discusses how life has changed over the last year and what she wants people to really unde...

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Amir Yass: The Queer Muslim & Human Unicorn from 2021-08-04T21:47:17

Amir is a queer Persian muslim who is an LGBTQ activist battling transphobia, femme bashing, body shaming, and racism in the queer community. His story is unique, colorful, painful, hysterical, ...

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Mystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her Aura from 2021-07-28T23:44:05

The Aura Reading KWEEN is here to help Hannah understand herself and her chaotic life. She reads Hannah's aura, helps Hannah understand why her career is heading in a certain direction, she reads D...

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Bugsy Drake: The Queen Of Theme & Meeting Justin Bieber from 2021-07-22T23:46:48

You've seen her tablescapes all over Below Deck on Bravo and now she is bringing her over the top aesthetic to hell! Hailing from South Africa, Bugsy has taken the yachting world by storm but not w...

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Fran Mariano: Celebrity Encounters & Career Conundrums from 2021-07-16T01:10:09

Fran is the sweet and smiley chick in the office at Barstool who surprisingly thrived in hell! She opened up about her darkest moments in her early 20's and how she found her dream job. She talk...

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Sam Morrill: The Joker & Taylor Swift Of Comedy from 2021-07-08T13:56:22

The hysterical Sam Morrill enters hell and goes in depth to explain his role on "The Joker", his reality tv stint on "America's Got Talent" and how he recorded a comedy special during a global pand...

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Braunwyn Windham-Burke: Leaving Bravo & The Reality Of Being A Housewife from 2021-07-01T18:05:08

Fresh off the news that she is not coming back to the Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn reflects on her experience on reality tv and her current relationship with alcohol, her sexuality...

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Rod: Work Anxiety & Millennial Nostalgia from 2021-06-25T15:52:45

I'm jealous that he met Lance Bass but I'll get past that. He's blown up on TikTok for being open about anxiety in the workplace. He's hilarious, probably because he was bullied as a kid, and is op...

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WeezyWTF: Whoreible Decisions & Sex Dungeons from 2021-06-17T19:37:51

She's sexy, hilarious, and makes whoreible decisions that she discusses in depth with Hannah in hell! WeezyWTF talks about being in a throuple, getting a tv show, golden showers, being bisexual,...

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Chelcie Lynn: Trailer Trash Tammy & Masturbating from 2021-06-10T04:13:38

This is one of my favorite interviews, hands down. She discusses her extremely hard upbringing and how her alter ego was created. She also gives her secrets to success, confidence, love, and happin...

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Rosebud Baker: Dark Humor & Devil's Advocate from 2021-06-04T00:14:43

Rosebud is a hysterical comedian whose intensely personal, dry, and remorselessly dark brand of humor makes her one of my favorite comics to watch. She opens up about breakups, insecurities, gettin...

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Alyssa Amoroso: Fighting FaceTune & Fear Of Failure from 2021-05-27T03:15:19

Alyssa AKA Publyssity is not afraid to fail. She's had countless endeavors and most recently has gotten her dream job as the podcast host of Tea With Publyssity at Barstool. She explains how she de...

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Jack & Max Barrett: Friday Beers & Astrology For Men from 2021-05-20T03:37:21

Friday Beers debuts their first ever summer anthem on this epic episode of Berning In Hell!!!

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Caitlin Reilly: Problematic People & Loving To Hate from 2021-05-13T00:01:23

Caitlin has soared to TikTok fame with her comedy videos making fun of all the people you hate AKA fitness influencers, WASPY moms, the girl who bullied you in high school, the coworker you hate on...

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Hannah Ferrier: Being A Yachtie & Secret Panic Attacks from 2021-05-06T16:47:01

Bravo's Chief Stew of Below Deck Med had a rough last season where she was fired... but a lot in her life has changed. She has a man in her life (who was not her original type) and a new baby! She ...

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Sarah Nicole Landry: Stretch Marks & Sanity from 2021-04-29T03:10:22

The Birds Papaya is in hell to address her divorce, disordered eating, body shaming, 22,000 unanswered emails, and the baby on her boob. She is the stretch mark queen and we love her so much!!!--- ...

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Ria Ciuffo: Hoes In The Office & Getting High from 2021-04-22T03:27

Ria started as an intern at Barstool and is now a full time content creation queen. She smokes, she jokes, and she THRIVES in hell. She opens up about her deepest insecurities, her biggest regrets,...

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Remi Bader: Not Loving Your Body & Blowing Up from 2021-04-15T14:39:35

Remi has exploded on TikTok while showing what shopping and clothing hauls are REALLY like. She explains how she went from jobless to having 1 million followers in 6 months. She opens up about eati...

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Christina Galston: Being Messy & Freakin Jewrican from 2021-04-08T04:18:58

Pee your pants hilarious comedian, Christina Galston, takes us on a journey through hell with her insane storytelling and bad bitch but self deprecating vibes.


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Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns from 2021-03-31T22:58:59

Kara is the first MASTER Certified life coach to come to hell. She has a B.A. from Yale and a J.D. from Harvard Law. Her coaching is rooted in cognitive psychology-based techniques and feminist ...

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Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor from 2021-03-25T00:02:11

We love bringing Bachelor contestants to hell. Blakely explains the anxiety that came with being on the show and how he handled being portrayed as the ultimate f*ckboy on TV. When America hated him...

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Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business from 2021-03-17T23:24:23

Deja & Debbie Bernard are the stars of the new popular Netflix show, Buried By The Bernards. Fun fact, their Showrunner is Ian Gelfand from Summer House! They discuss what it's like to run a fa...

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Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS from 2021-03-11T04:33:49

Hilariously talented Kelsey Cook comes to hell to discuss beating boys in foosball, getting divorced they day before quarantine, and how her comedy career came to be.



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Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops from 2021-03-04T02:17:37

Ashley is back and plays a very intense game of heaven or hell.



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Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent from 2021-02-25T04:14:35

Victoria Garrick used to play volleyball at USC and now she is giving TED talks about mental health and raising awareness on social media about body image and eating disorders and so much more. She...

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Brendan Sagalow: Women’s Tricks & The Friend Zone from 2021-02-17T20:56:14

Hilarious comedian, Brendan Sagalow, has a new comedy album out and he's really good at pigeon noises. Listen here: Listen

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Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina from 2021-02-11T00:43:16

Jackie is way too comfortable in hell. She discusses why she hates influencer culture, her delusional confidence to drop music when she can't sing,  cheating, why her dog smells like yeast,...

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Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD from 2021-02-04T17:36:13

Katie is reality TV royalty and comes to hell to discuss her traumatic accident, how she really fell for Tom, her regrets being on Vanderpump Rules, and much more.

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Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success from 2021-01-27T03:43:29

Doug Ellin opens up about what is was really like to write Entourage and the hell we went through to get there and how the hell things are going now.

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Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby! from 2021-01-21T02:19:57

Amanda is back in hell and a lot has changed. Hannah has a lot of questions about what it is ACTUALLY like to pop a baby out and have to take care of it. They also laugh/cry at the mean stuff pe...

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Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma from 2021-01-13T20:33:15

Chloe is a couple days sober and her demons are still out to play. 

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Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well from 2021-01-07T01:05:04

She exposed Chris D'Elia's messages with underage girls and has called out countless men for inappropriate social media behavior on her account @SheRatesDogs. Her favorite things are nice guys and ...

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Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino from 2020-12-24T04:36:33

On his first ever podcast interview, Tommy reveals the truth behind the biggest account of 2020: Quentin Quarantino.

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Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness from 2020-12-16T21:43:04

Word on the street is that Gizelle is in hell spilling on how she became a Housewife and all her inner demons.--- Support this podcast: Listen

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Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79 from 2020-12-09T00:28:09

You guys asked for it- NANA IS IN THE HELL BUILDING!!!!!! aaaaand she delivered. We laughed, we cried, and we got weird. Enjoy.


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Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft from 2020-12-02T02:39:13

Ginny is a comedy author and stand up. She shares with Hannah her creative process for writing articles, books, comedy, and tweet. She also opens up about her anxiety because, well, she's in hell.<...

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Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt from 2020-11-25T02:25:44

Rayna is back in hell explaining how she made herself workout for the first time in her life, how she decorates her apartment, the best kind of dirty talk, her current dating situation, and an inte...

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Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds from 2020-11-18T18:27:06

CEO of CiViL Jewelry, Blakely Thornton, is redefining luxury and making us laugh our asses off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

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Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation from 2020-11-10T21:03:47

Manon Mathews accumulated over 1.6 billion loops on Vine and then her comedy career blew up.  She has coped addiction, anxiety, overeating, divorce, and much more to become the bad ass bitch she is...

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Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating from 2020-11-05T02:42:25

Nikki was with her parents in St. Louis for most of quarantine where she was stuck with her own thoughts. She's recovering from an eating disorder, figuring out her dating life, and reassessing her...

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Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II from 2020-10-27T01:59:21

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on, if she would ever get married, her long term ...

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Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I from 2020-10-20T21:47:15

Alex explains why she never does interviews, the secret marketing strategy behind Call Her Daddy, how her parents actually feel about her show, what she is most insecure about, how she edits her...

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Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons from 2020-10-14T23:13:20

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical wi...

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Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues from 2020-10-08T13:56:30

Violet is the babe behind the very popular meme page @daddyissues_. and podcast host of Too Tired To Be Crazy. She opens up about her fear of being boring, why she hasn’t had sex since April, ho...

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Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat from 2020-10-01T01:30:20

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it’s actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio show, why she is the Bravo Miley Cyrus, and all ...

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Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies from 2020-09-24T21:40:46

Alise used to work with Hannah at Betches and today they reunite in hell. Alise updates her on her successful voiceover career, why she started roasting her 15 year old self, dating losers, remembe...

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Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers from 2020-09-16T22:49:26

Shah's Of Sunset star, Nema Vand, crashed Giggly Squad and met Hannah. On this episode in hell, he explains why his teeth are so white, how Hannah broke his veneers, his new nose job, being a white...

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Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence from 2020-09-09T20:27:24

Erica explains how the hell she got herpes, how it affected her dating life, the rules of hooking up with a std, and why crying is healthy.

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Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings from 2020-09-02T16:44:58

Kaitlynn has had some very public breakups and is going to hell to explain with the ef happened. She explains why she got a divorce from Brody Jenner, finding independence, the price of fame, datin...

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Naz Perez: Producing The Bachelor & Perfectionism from 2020-08-27T19:47:52

Naz explains how to survive heartbreak, being a producer on the Bachelor, how sleep changed her life, being in a loneliness epidemic, never having a boyfriend, being too agreeable, disconnecting fr...

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Hanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock Bottom from 2020-08-19T20:13:57

Hanna discusses her first impression meeting Hannah, working with Chelsea Handler, online haters, being sober, getting dumped in a park, her tattoo mistakes, zoloft, being annoying, her belief i...

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Luann de Lesseps: Classy Flirting Techniques & Secrets To Staying Fit from 2020-08-13T00:41:58

Luann discusses how she became a housewife, who she is most pissed at, how she met Hannah, online dating, European men vs American men, getting vulnerable, how she stays so fit, her favorite cla...

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Mike Cannon: Finding Your Viking & Sense Of Humor from 2020-08-06T21:35:42

Comedian Mike Cannon discusses being a bad office manager, what not to do when sending nudes, the power dynamic in his marriage, Hannah’s comedian crush, discovering your family has mental illness,...

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Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin from 2020-07-30T19:34:24

Comedian Heather McDonald discusses all the people she’s blue balled in Hollywood, why she didn’t lose her virginity until she was 27, how she decided to get into comedy, how to drop people’s names...

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Mercedes Javid: Trust Issues & Tinder Husbands from 2020-07-23T03:00:37

How she met her husband on Tinder, overcoming trust and abandonment issues, dating during quarantine, not needing validation, her opinion of Luke, her relationship with her body after pregnancy,...

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Doug Smith: Circumcision & Armageddon from 2020-07-15T04:24:43

Comedian Doug Smith explains why men like mustaches, the art of dog walking, dealing with acne, his heroic fight in the subway, social anxiety, and what it’s actually like to be a Jehovah’s witness...

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Ziwe: Baited & Bravo Firings from 2020-07-10T05:11:24

Ziwe is comedy’s “it girl” right now, being featured in the New York Times and Vanity fair in this month alone! She is a writer, comedian, and host of the hottest Instagram show right now, Baite...

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Jeremy Jacobowitz: Brunch Boys & Losing 100 Pounds from 2020-07-01T04:16

He discusses working with Bobby Flay, being a food influencer, how he met Rayna Greenberg, tips to succeed in social media, his daily routine, why he loves having female friends, his love of sus...

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Kaitlyn Bristowe: Hating Your Face & Finding Real Love from 2020-06-23T18:49:23

It's time for a REMIX episode of Berning In Hell X Off The Vine, the collab we never knew could happen but so happy it did. We get into all things reality TV, manifestation, insecurities, and relat...

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Ashley Gavin: Ego Stroking & Lesbian Joking from 2020-06-17T04:34:28

Ashley Gavin discusses pubic hair regimens, quarantining with her girlfriend, changing careers from an engineer to comedian, the perks of rock bottom, why she was in therapy since she was 5, the...

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Rotimi Paul: The First Purge & Privilege from 2020-06-10T05:36:25

Luke introduced Hannah to Rotimi a couple months ago. He discusses growing up in Guyana and Antigua, the culture shift in America, playing Skeletor in The First Purge, why he decided to become an a...

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Tracey Carnazzo: Punching People & Being Too Much from 2020-05-27T01:24:18

Tracey explains how reality tv shaped her into the person she is today, being an out of control teen, her fear of germs, instagram mental break downs, getting cheated on, and how to negotiate fo...

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Hannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her Daddy from 2020-05-22T18:07:33

Taylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Daddy.

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Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup? from 2020-05-20T04:03:09

Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn’t sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like, if he’s sick of seeing boobs, if he fell o...

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We Don’t Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks from 2020-05-13T04:03:23

Dr. Lisa Lippman and comedian Richie Redding go to hell together! They discuss the time Richie shat himself on a date, sister wives, the difference between cat and dog people, Kevin Hart cheatin...

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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes from 2020-05-07T02:34:44

Her Netflix special “Quarter Life Crisis” is sweeping the nation, so Hannah had to being her to hell to discuss becoming a Fashion Icon, going public with her comedian boyfriend, breaking off an...

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Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing from 2020-05-02T22:32:41

Hannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or...

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Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up from 2020-04-29T06:31:01

Nick Viall explains feeling misunderstood, being a sex symbol, having 10 siblings, Peter Pan syndrome, being a worrier, his first season edit, not believing in soulmates, growing up religious, h...

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Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise from 2020-04-22T00:56:44

Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising, sex addiction, why he cut his long hair, a...

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Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor from 2020-04-21T22:26:35

Hannah’s Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- T...

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Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love from 2020-04-15T19:36:12

You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art o...

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Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers from 2020-04-08T01:35:15

Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, dating a narcissist, and much more.

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Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes from 2020-04-01T03:43:15

Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his ty...

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Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments from 2020-03-25T04:04:21

Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane re...

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Rachael O’Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks from 2020-03-18T03:14:39

Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she’s bad ...

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Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies from 2020-03-11T02:44

Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression...

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Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah’s Chart from 2020-03-04T02:51:38

The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went f...

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Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms from 2020-02-26T01:24:10

The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, ...

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Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick from 2020-02-19T05:38:14

Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dati...

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Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding from 2020-02-12T07:15:43

Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he’s not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah’s favorite song “No Faith...

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Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses from 2020-02-05T04:05:50

Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn’t define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the...

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Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders from 2020-01-29T06:03:50

He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is...

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Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat from 2020-01-22T12:41:28

Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn’t actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depres...

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Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything from 2020-01-15T01:32:50

Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on...

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John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable from 2020-01-08T17:30:45

Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial anal...

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Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media from 2020-01-01T17:48:12

@dfarella is known as “everyone’s favorite internet bf” but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he’s ever been on, not having s...

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Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups from 2019-12-29T19:35:31

FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hopefully PUMP YOU UP for the new year or at le...

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Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone from 2019-12-25T07:34:47

Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working o...

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Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes from 2019-12-18T05:10:28

Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he’s ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn’t...

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Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass from 2019-12-10T23:52:41

Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attract...

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Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B from 2019-12-04T07:05:35

Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B,  getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, ho...

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Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming from 2019-11-27T06:24:18

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don’t hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how ...

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Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos from 2019-11-20T03:49:55

Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a...

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Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds from 2019-11-13T01:23:46

Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an ad...

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Dylan Palladino: He’s 6’6” & I Flirt With Him from 2019-11-06T04:12:20

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotic...

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Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation from 2019-10-30T02:23:54

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won’t have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn’t em...

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Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy from 2019-10-22T20:02:17

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Lon...

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Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks from 2019-10-15T22:23:13

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate age...

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Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing from 2019-10-14T04:47:24

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn’t write her book, why she didn’t pay the adva...

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Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials from 2019-10-09T01:26:51

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists...

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Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat from 2019-10-02T20:38:50

The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn’t ha...

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Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion from 2019-09-25T18:35:22

My best friend Paige explains why people think she’s a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms hav...

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Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The “So’" Moment from 2019-09-18T04:52:23

Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, ...

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Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements from 2019-09-11T16:03:58

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with ...

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Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm from 2019-09-04T05:38:01

Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn’t stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power o...

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Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity from 2019-08-28T13:26:59

Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a mode...

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Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships from 2019-08-21T03:43:53

The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover...

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Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes from 2019-08-14T05:45:03

Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party,...

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Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain from 2019-08-07T05:55:49

Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family’s illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencie...

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Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings from 2019-07-31T04:41:36

He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social med...

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Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages from 2019-07-24T04:37:07

The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in re...

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Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence from 2019-07-17T12:28:32

Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she’s so good at insu...

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David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette from 2019-07-10T03:54:32

David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped h...

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Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive from 2019-07-09T18:53:04

Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went...

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Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls from 2019-06-26T02:35:34

She was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing tennis, how she copes with pressure situations...

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Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating from 2019-06-19T01:01:39

Former plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn’t immediately love her dog, the complexity of body positivity, why she re...

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Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs from 2019-06-12T04:01:50

Amanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she really feels about engagement rings, the fac...

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Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies from 2019-06-05T03:16:37

There is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like Humans of New York but photos of guy's butts ...

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Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers from 2019-05-29T00:57:36

Mike is Hannah’s ex boyfriend’s best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The tw...

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Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B from 2019-05-21T04:01:26

She's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty internships, what it's like to look like cool barbi...

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Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing from 2019-05-15T12:13:05

He is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, the first time he got his heart broken, the 2 ...

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Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness from 2019-05-08T05:15:55

Hannah didn’t like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral on Twitter, why everyone hated her during colle...

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Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators from 2019-05-01T03:27:02

Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in ...

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Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts from 2019-04-24T06:37:07

You've probably seen @tank.sinatra on Instagram, but today we learn about who, how, and why he is AKA why he was scared of the devil as a kid, that time he forgot he wrote a book, when he was broke...

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Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life from 2019-04-17T05:46:06

Katie is a top professional ballerina in NYC.  She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often she’s contemplated quitting, the politics and pet...

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Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything from 2019-04-10T05:06:36

Mack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginity, talking during sex, the difficulty of mus...

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Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones from 2019-04-03T03:34:39

You may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Marines to comedy.  She explains why she wa...

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Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys from 2019-03-27T03:11:12

Komal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She comes from a traditional South Asian family ...

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Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost from 2019-03-20T03:55:12

Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his...

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Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting from 2019-03-13T03:38:46

Remy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication during sex, rejection masturbating, how the P-wo...

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Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity from 2019-03-06T05:45

Hannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and he has dated some of the coolest girls in Ho...

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Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes from 2019-02-27T05:59:16

She is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft,  what it means to be an empath, CBD, reincarnation, kno...

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Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking from 2019-02-24T04:38

You guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrological consultation and Hannah chats with th...

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Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty from 2019-02-20T15:03:48

Sonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for marriage- who the hell is this guy? He keeps ...

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Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness from 2019-02-13T05:16:45

She stands 6’1” without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an...

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Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings from 2019-02-06T06:00

She is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple piercings, getting rejected as a soul cycle ...

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Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure from 2019-01-30T05:33:30

Not only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Like Serhant, and founder of his own media ente...

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Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs from 2019-01-23T06:00

Arguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post the funniest comments by celebrities from al...

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Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting from 2019-01-16T06:00

She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible deci...

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Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism from 2019-01-09T06:00

Derek Peth was once a star on Bachelor in Paradise when he proposed to Taylor Nolan on national TV. Since then, his life has changed dramatically and his relationship has ended. Now he is living...

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Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences from 2019-01-02T06:00

Sleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons.


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Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues from 2018-12-26T12:34:47

People Magazine named Doctor Mike Varshavski "The Sexiest Doctor Alive". He's a real physician, philanthropist, and has almost 3 million followers on Instagram. Hannah is determined to find out ...

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Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos from 2018-12-19T10:00

Chris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris Burns deals with social anxiety, insecuriti...

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Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs from 2018-12-12T10:00

Margaret Josephs is the breakout star on Real Housewives of New Jersey who is older and wiser than me. She left her husband for a contractor, put everything on the line for her own business, and...

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Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books from 2018-12-05T10:00

Sean is a beautiful male fitness model who is starting his first underwear brand because he's that hot. However, having blue eyes and washboard abs does not mean your life flawless. Sean is cons...

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Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons from 2018-11-28T10:00

Being Andy Cohen's assistant is definitely a dream job, but that doesn't mean that Daryn Carp doesn't have demons. She's turned down half a million dollars, got her life threatened by an ex-girl...

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Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself from 2018-11-28T10:00

Jessie Jolles is a successful comedian but growing up she was an insecure, table humping kid who suffered from trichotillomania and bulimia. Over time, she learned how to use humor to gain confi...

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Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace from 2018-11-28T10:00

From the outside looking in, life was perfect for Taylor Strecker. She was married, wealthy, and hosting a massively successful radio show on SiriusXM. That was before it all went to hell. After...

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Welcome To Hell from 2018-11-16T20:51:35

My name is Hannah Berner. I’m a former tennis player turned comedian. I’ve suffered from anxiety and depression in the past and I realized that I want to talk about it.... and who better to talk ab...

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