Podcasts by Big Facts No Cap
Big Facts, No Cap is an iPod broadcast in which two normal dudes with highly overlapping worldviews give advice to online strangers who will probably never hear it. Using questions from advice columns ranging in scope from dating to pet care to religion and everything in between, Paul and Adrian deliver the best suggestions they can muster off the top of their lovely yet largely vacant heads. The duo’s tough love and hot takes also extend to the advice giver as they critique the published response to each query from the column’s resident expert. Truly a show that no one asked for, Big Facts No Cap is an unapologetic vanity project from two (basically) adult men whose time would probably be better spent fixing their own problems. But hey, that sounds way less fun to listen to, doesn’t it?
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re-release featuring STEVEM (featuring Steve Harvey) from 2022-02-18T11:31:14
A truly historic day for the pod. BigFactsNoCap welcomes our first guest who isn’t just one of our boring friends. Accomplished YouTuber SteveM joins the boys to discuss his channel, drive-in (n...
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Gas Grass or Ass from 2022-02-04T11:31:14
Gas Grass or Ass? Socrates was the first man to ponder it. Now we present you with the first boys to ponder it
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Unlikely Animal Friendships from 2022-01-21T11:31:14
Whaddup skanks! In this episode, the boys discuss Rosetta Stone ads, symbiotic relationships, and the harshest disses in the current landscape of battle rap. The duo then tackles questions...
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Memories from 2022-01-14T11:31:14
1st article: https://holapapi.substack.com/p/i-cant-stop-cringing-at-my-old-self
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Is This It with Adam from 2022-01-07T13:31:14
We welcome our best depressed friend Adam. We talk about how Adam and Paul moms' are twinsies, anti evolution science teachers of our high school, and heterogenous transient chemical r...
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Lazy Lions as Roommates with Extended Universe Guest Justin from 2021-12-31T13:31:14
Want to help us settle this debate? Are Marvel movies good or for babies? Leave a five star review with your opinion.
The Christmas Special 2 (he's born again) from 2021-12-24T13:31:14
Feliz Navidad, big fact freaks and no cap chaps! In this festive episode, the boys discuss their high school bullies, they rate various proposal methods, and they finally get a chance to discuss...
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Amusement Parks from 2021-12-17T13:31:14
Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/buying-vibrator-stepdaughter-care-and-fe...
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*ring* *ring* hi yes? it's me Shots calling from 2021-12-10T13:31:14
In this ep the boys talk about avatar the last airbender, that's so Raven, and test preparation strategies. They then take on two articles about people calling their shots. Finally, the duo call...
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Man Asses with Caitlin from 2021-12-03T13:31:14
Article 1: https://crimereads.com/true-crime-dating-advice/
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Cornell Connie with guest Phil from 2021-11-19T18:31:14
This episode is about being blue collar. Something these three soy boys know *A LOT* about
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Immense Verity Refused Fedora (Silly Names) from 2021-11-12T18:31:14
Article 1: https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-menu-silly-dumb-name-food-etiquette-advice-18404864...
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Can I please just get some COFFEE flavored coffee from 2021-11-05T18:31:14
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Newlyweds feat Nicole and Pierce from 2021-10-22T18:31:14
The pod welcomes Adrian's friend and colleague, Nicole as well as her partner Pierce. The gang discusses the need for more termite clout, learning ass nerds, and the sanctity of marriage. Listen
That's what mama said when we was eatin' that FREE LUNCH from 2021-10-15T18:31:14
Article 1: https://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2019/02/01/volunteering-advice/2657909002/
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Man to Man, Hand to Hand One on One, Friend to Friend from 2021-10-08T18:31:14
Are you man enough to soften up?
Are you tough enough to open up?
Man to man
You gotta let me in
Big Facts No Cap with John Quiñones from 2021-10-01T18:31:14
This episode is all about you. What would YOU do. Probably something gross and shitty. You disgust me
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ask a badass bear (re-release) from 2021-09-24T18:31:14
Our show is celebrating its sweet sixteen (that’s right we celebrate both)! She’s officially an American lady. Adrian and Paul discuss childhood nicknames, watching world cup games in Lebanon, a...
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Even Odd Men Don't Like to be Left Out from 2021-09-17T15:31:14
In this episode we discuss Harriet Tubman’s forthcoming currency, How to use ping pong tables to Win Friends and Influence People, and musical comedy about hating your wife.
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Pee Pee Poo Poo from 2021-09-10T13:00:42
The boys discuss Christian metalcore, the voices of old ladies, and the sink or swim nature of poops. Paul then hypocritically does a secret ad for poo-pourri after criticizing Jonah Hill last w...
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Somethings Fishy About this One from 2021-09-03T12:31:04
Paul and Adrian finally tackle this whole fish business. What are fish, Who are fish, Where are fish, When are fish, Why are fish? Fish
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Now You See, I'm Oldschool from 2021-08-27T12:44:56
Let’s get tra-dit-ional, dit-ional (to the tune of that let’s get physical song, ya dig?). They boys discuss the Clemson vs. USC rivalry, the worst jokes Paul has ever heard, and Adrian’s inabil...
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Don't Miss These Takes from 2021-08-20T14:22:49
1st article: https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/a14340/ask-e-jean-poisoned-wif...
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One on One Baked Bean Title Match Up from 2021-08-13T13:04:58
This episode we talk about fast food
Q: Tell me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast without *telling* me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podc...
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Teamwork makes the Dreamwork from 2021-08-06T13:19:21
This episode is truly a dream come true! Paul and Adrian discuss the formula for determining if someone is Guatemalan, Estonian presenting rappers, and weaponizing stand up bits against your par...
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Stalking (´･ω･`) from 2021-07-23T12:32:22
Who decided this would be a fun topic for the show? In this week’s ep, Paul and Adrian discuss the concept of stalking, celebrity enemies, and Adrian’s new character: Jacques Colombo. The boys c...
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Climate Shaming with Kiki and Liza from 2021-07-16T12:48:42
Did you know every hour of listening to a podcast releases 30 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere? Justify That
Advice column 1: Dear Kiki: Is it wr...
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Critical Race Theory from 2021-07-09T13:47:27
I hope you’re strapped in folx, this ep is gonna clap you into a laugh coma. The boys discuss critical racing theory, JFK’s election strategy, and the legendary football player Colton Fitzpatric...
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The One with the Good Audio from 2021-07-02T13:18:23
Sophomore year starts off rough for the boys with yet another audio mistake by Adrian. Sorry about that folks. Content is still fire tho. The boys discuss housing hoodwinks, plans for long cons,...
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Bodies, Spaces and Polyamorous Representation from 2021-06-25T12:25:35
Paul and Adrian celebrate their one year anniversary in this explosive 1 year extravaganza
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Coyote BEAUTIFUL from 2021-06-18T15:01:06
Hiiiiiiiii. This week the big fact boys are joined by behavioral ecologist, jewelry crafter, and tequila connoisseur Emily. We discuss her onslaught of beefs with the podcast, the best type of u...
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The Hero's Journey from 2021-06-11T12:35:04
Viva la resolution, my dudes! The boys talk lemon pepper weather, Sir Mix-a-Lot questions, and the best places to get free legal advice. We bring in two articles that both have updates/resolutio...
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Victory over our Haters and Doubters from 2021-06-04T12:52:17
The boys talk 2.5 men, Paul’s inability to unicycle, and Phil’s scrabble strategy. All that before diving into two columns focused on sore losers and cheats. We end on a Eurovision segment we sh...
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Hungry Hungry Hypocrites from 2021-05-28T14:30:54
Let’s get dipped, tossed, and nutted, boys. Paul and Adrian talk spicy mango gummies, folksy etymology, and the relative popularity of Jon Favreaus on twitter. We then address the hippo in the r...
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Guests in the House of Lot (Genesis 18–19) from 2021-05-21T13:13:08
As always, Paul and Adrian would like to welcome our listeners back into our podcast home. This week the boys discuss the dinner-show experience of Medieval Times, Paul’s inability to determine ...
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Yo Mama so Wonderful she Listens to BFNC from 2021-05-14T14:12:55
This one goes out to all our moms out there. In this loving tribute to everything maternal the boys discuss the number of moms Adrian has, Paul’s mom’s taste in cinema, and whether or not Paul’s...
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FMK: Cthulhu, Bigfoot, Mothman from 2021-05-07T13:00
What’s crackin’ y’all? Despite some technical difficulties caused exclusively by Paul, we made it to this Friday’s deadline just in the nick of time. In this ep, we talk about the mothman’s dump...
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Spring Cleaning from 2021-04-30T15:22:40
The warm weather… the 8pm sunsets… the goddam pollen. Yup, I reckon it’s Spring my friends. Time for some Spring cleaning. Paul and Adrian discuss the conclusion of the squirrel saga, the afterm...
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Gritty Reboots from 2021-04-23T14:28:57
It’s BFNC like you’ve never seen it before. Faster. Stronger. Harder. Darker. Grittier. Paul and Adrian discuss militarized Pokémon police, GTA soundtracks, and the fragile fallibility of human ...
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White Boy Summer from 2021-04-16T17:35:08
White boy summer isn't about reading descriptions. It's about doing, getting things done. Rough housing with your boys, pause... or dont ;)
Care and Feeding:
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Cause Baby now we got Bad Blood feat Rachel from 2021-04-09T13:23:58
Y’allllllll. Stop sending letters, emails, and voicemails. We hear you loud and clear: More Guest Eps! You ask and we deliver. Paul’s friend Rachel comes on to discuss marijuana loop holes, pret...
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Mormons did Pearl Harbor feat Luke from 2021-03-26T16:22:49
The boys welcome Paul’s non-famous friend Luke onto the pod. Even before we jump into the articles we cover some of life’s biggest questions: what is heaven like? who can we trust unquestioningl...
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Critiques: The Snyder Cut from 2021-03-23T17:53:43
This one is for the people that want to see Paul and Adrian knocked down a notch.
Bonus fiver review from the Podcasting Doctor (doctor how dr pepper is a doctor) Dave Johnson...
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Critical Critiques Crystalize Credible Cringe from 2021-03-19T13:43:50
Critics, critique thyselves? The boys get a heaping dose of their own medicine in this episode all about criticism, constructive and otherwise. We do another switch up with the format and start ...
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Used Chicken Sandwiches from 2021-03-12T15:08:43
The boys finally get their finances in order in today’s ep. Paul and Adrian discuss fast food chains of the deep south, identity theft through clothing, and the price of avocado toast. The boys ...
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Whole New World Order from 2021-03-05T14:57:04
The boys leave the old world and head to the new. Paul and Adrian discuss the death of Daft Punk, discourse markers, and the optimal diet for a baby. Due to a nonsensical theme, we discuss every...
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featuring STEVEM (featuring Steve Harvey) from 2021-02-19T14:49:36
A truly historic day for the pod. BigFactsNoCap welcomes our first guest who isn’t just one of our boring friends. Accomplished YouTuber SteveM joins the boys to discuss his channel, drive-in (n...
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women... very attractive women from 2021-02-12T14:41:45
Welcome listeners old and new. In light of their first ad campaign, the lads are doing an episode on marketing. They discuss the second life of the GoDaddy company, the musicality of The General...
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phils back daddys home (text phil at 803-820-1079) from 2021-02-05T14:33:47
Due to an unprecedented letter writing campaign from our fans, we were forced to rescind Phil’s lifetime ban from the show. We welcome back lil Phil to talk about the new MGK movie, the misadven...
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shaggy and scooby review advice columns. psyche its paul and adrian from 2021-01-29T15:09:51
The boys take no prisoners in this lighting-paced exploration of pranks, fast ones, and goof em ups. Paul and Adrian discuss Paul’s coffee fortunes, how many accents are in Adrian’s name, and th...
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1337 h4x0r XD from 2021-01-22T14:41:34
The boys welcome hacker extraordinaire Benjamin aka Ben aka Ben Jammin' aka tro bro aka Paul's roommate. The trio discuss Paul's move set if he were a pokemon, the several federal crim...
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for a good time text amelia at (951) 790-2104 from 2021-01-15T15:03:38
The boys welcome on Amelia Munson: lead vlogger for sciall.org, lead illustrator for the ethogram, and lead dog mom to a dumb dog named Darwin. T...
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witches get stitches from 2021-01-08T15:09:34
hey y'all. We at big facts no cap would like to thank you for being a part of our family during these difficult times. We didn't get time to talk about it this episode but watch out for our take...
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Pokémon with the Katakana ké from 2021-01-01T17:19:10
You've been asking for it, we've been listening. So here you go. this one is for the audience. A Pokémon episode.
The Strangers: my son is sexu...
lets put the bfnc back in christmas from 2020-12-25T14:34:36
Time to initiate your family to a brand new Christmas tradition where you play the latest episode of BFNC on the speakers for the whole family. And if anyone makes a sound, whispers, uses their ...
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picky eaters from 2020-12-18T15:04:51
Adrian’s back on his bullshit writing descriptions. We got a tasty episode coming at ya. The boys discuss Paul’s illegal adventures from last weekend, evolutionary psychology, and the brutal nat...
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that acid burn when it clean ya from 2020-12-11T16:27:48
Another one another one you aint even had time to listen to the other 24 other one. back to back. Paul and Adrian finally talk about DRUGS but not the fun drugs. like that sad shit. anyway we te...
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lil critters from 2020-12-04T15:28:26
oooooohhhhh boy another one where paul finished the edit too late for adrian to write a description. yall know how to use google right? just google the articles. we mention the dates, titles and...
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thanksgiving (not!) from 2020-11-27T15:58:36
Paul and Adrian come in to ruin the fun and slap that forkful of turkey out of your hand. The boys discuss Indigenous peoples, more Moe’s lore, and Adrian’s eating techniques.
laser tag and opera house from 2020-11-20T15:43:01
Paul and Adrian settle back into their echo chamber after two weeks of guests. The boys discuss working odd jobs, what words belong in urban and rural dictionaries, and how The New York Times sh...
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i listen to all types of music, except rap and country from 2020-11-13T15:38:27
Back to back guests babyyyyyyy. Paul brings his old college roommate Sean into the thunderdome that is big facts no cap (aka all facts no cap, big facts no caps, and big fatz no cafe). The trio ...
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adrian comes out from 2020-11-06T17:19:29
Adrian drove 9 hours this week to Portland to land one of the most coveted podcast guests in recent history: his older sister Doraly. The trio discuss childhood trauma, the sex god Seth Rogen, a...
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big spooks no sleep (halloween spooktacular 2020) from 2020-10-30T14:14:55
Send the kids away for this one folks, the Big Facts No Cap boys are getting spooky in this gory Halloween Spooktacular. The boys start off by discussing Paul’s fear of commitment, Paul’s Charlo...
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a podcast about the internet... on the internet???? wha wha what?!??!!? from 2020-10-23T13:31:03
Episode 18: our podcast can now vote, just in time to pull the ol’ lever for Jaime Harrison (y’all listening, SC pals?). The boys discuss what type of bender they would be in the avatar-verse, g...
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saying big words like philosophies, you weird homie from 2020-10-16T14:02:36
17: Our show can now buy tickets to an R-rated movie without me or Paul’s consent. Paul and Adrian discuss horror movies, the referential nature of gentleman discourse, and the two sides of the ...
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ask a badass bear from 2020-10-09T14:36:40
Our show is celebrating its sweet sixteen (that’s right we celebrate both)! She’s officially an American lady. Adrian and Paul discuss childhood nicknames, watching world cup games in Lebanon, a...
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am, fm, xm or tmi? from 2020-10-02T13:48:37
Our show is celebrating its Quinceañera! She’s officially a lady. Adrian and Paul do their yearly podcast review for the shareholders. The boys discuss tips for making it in the business wo...
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the masters become the students from 2020-09-25T14:59:03
What is a description really? Like a feather in the wind or a child's first disappointment our destination is predetermined and this episode is inevitable. Yet in the face of the inevitable we r...
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the big piece of chicken from 2020-09-18T15:03:54
I hope none of our listeners are afflicted by triskaidekaphobia because we’ve reached episode 13 (in the official BFNC canon)! Paul and Adrian talk about thoughtful traveling, missionaries, and ...
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the bad audio bonus from 2020-09-15T18:34:36
Bonus ep because Adrian fucked up his audio. Paul and Adrian discuss toxic relationships, lad culture, and getting around high school censorship. The lads take a quiz to find out if their relati...
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lost in the sauce from 2020-09-11T13:48:50
Now’s the time to invest in the podcast; we’re cheaper by the dozen (episodes, that is)! Paul and Adrian welcome their first guest: rapper, comedian, and insurance agent Phil Carter. The trio di...
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catfish stew in kathmandu from 2020-09-04T17:13:29
An episode for the ages. The boys talk about catfishing. Does anyone actually read these descriptions?
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thats why we hear your podcasts in fast forward from 2020-08-28T13:07:56
Double digits babyyyy. The big fact no cap boys: 1; haters: 0. Paul and Adrian discuss Zoey Brown’s ability to riff, children’s show fan theories, and the enigma that is white parenting strategi...
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l town and the l is for love from 2020-08-21T13:34:48
We now have an episode for each life of a cat (and the rapper Bas). Paul and Adrian discuss our hometown (aka Rednecksington), the life and times of Cholo Geneticist Adrian, and the failed redem...
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apologies to clifford from 2020-08-14T13:55:33
What’s brackin’ y’all? We now have enough episodes to put them in a bracket for a quarterfinals knockout tournament for best BFNC ep. So sad to see episodes 3 and 7 trounced in the first round… ...
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maybe skip this one from 2020-08-07T13:31:39
We now have enough episodes to make a seven-layer dip. Strap in because this one’s a doozy \O/. Paul and Adrian discuss the conservative squad, the online cooking community, and Adrian’s future ...
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can someone check on kikis dog? from 2020-07-31T13:28:47
We can now do a table read of a friends episode with our episodes. Paul and Adrian discus the revival of 106 & park, one-up story telling by advice givers, and the Mecca that is Taco Bell Ca...
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nothing rhymes with pedagogy from 2020-07-24T13:54:41
Episode 5: we now have enough episodes for them to group up and go as The Breakfast Club for Halloween this year. Paul and Adrian discuss why different languages exist and duct tape censorship. ...
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office poopers and office spookers from 2020-07-17T14:14:59
Episode 4: we officially have enough episodes to form a barbershop quartet. Paul and Adrian discuss small office drama, shy poopers, and whether or not ghosts listen to Ghostemane. We also speak...
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schlubby hubbies and goof-em-ups from 2020-07-10T13:54:25
Episode 3; our initial trilogy is now complete. Paul and Adrian get a little too drunk and discuss inadequate men, the secret lives of hunter gatherers, and the gen z post-truth humor of the fut...
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alls fair in love and podcasting from 2020-07-03T16:43:37
Episode 2 coming at ya. Paul and Adrian discuss people who lie in the name of love, bangin’ flags, and acoustic covers of rap songs by white folks. This is one of our early test episodes so take...
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alls fair in love and podcasting from 2020-07-03T16:43:37
Episode 2 coming at ya. Paul and Adrian discuss people who lie in the name of love, bangin’ flags, and acoustic covers of rap songs by white folks. This is one of our early test episodes so take...
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alls fair in love and podcasting from 2020-07-03T16:43:37
Episode 2 coming at ya. Paul and Adrian discuss people who lie in the name of love, bangin’ flags, and acoustic covers of rap songs by white folks. This is one of our early test episodes so take...
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love thy neighbor from 2020-06-25T18:06:32
We review 2 advice columns about dealing with neighborly issues in this classic and timeless episode
"This will go down in history as one...
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