Podcasts by Blame It On the Vag
These things don't come with manuals. This podcast is the closest you'll get to one. Join us each week as we laugh our way through all our womanly blessings. Because there is nothing funnier than a vagina (seriously who needs dick jokes when you have one of these?) Nothing is off the table- no judgement here!
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Keep Your LDR Off CPR from 2021-05-17T05:44:41
This week your Vagina Besties are talking Long Distance Relationships. Have you ever been in one? Abby and Jennie have both done LDRs, successfully and not so much. They are here for you with ti...
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Don't Waste a Good Erection from 2021-05-03T05:27:05
Sex and dating in your 60s and 70s? You better believe it! This week, we talk to our Vagina Bestie, Deb. She shares all about her journey navigating sex and dating in her 60s. There's something ...
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Lend Me An Egg from 2021-04-19T07:16:17
Did you know a stork isn't the only way to get a baby?! (And that babies are probably the only thing you can't get from Amazon). In this week's episode, Abby's real life bestie, Jennie Mae, shares ...
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What in the F*&^ is Dyspareunia? from 2021-04-05T00:54:36
And why can't Jennie pronounce it? This week, we’re talking pain with intercourse (that's what Dyspareunia means, besties). Like everything else involving our uterus, the causes are varied. Most...
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H is for Hormone (Replacement Therapy) from 2021-03-15T05:22:54
This week, we're joined by our Vagina Bestie, Flo. She started her menopause journey last year. Flo takes us through hot flashes, advice from other sage besties who have been there/done that, an...
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Phonying It In from 2021-03-01T06:10:49
Your Vagina Besties are back! We're kicking off Season Three with Phonying (totally a word) It In. This episode, we cover faking orgasms. Have you ever? You aren't alone! Fish fake it too. (We'r...
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The Power of Cysterhood from 2020-12-25T06:56:19
This week we are joined by Megan-Marie Pearson, Founder and Executive Director of PCOS Awareness Association. One of the biggest reasons we started this podcast was to get people talking about o...
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Hail to the Queef from 2020-12-14T07:07:11
This week, we talk all about the dreaded QUEEF! That embarrassing noise that happens when air that crept into our vag gets expelled. Usually it happens at the worst possible moment - during sexy...
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Knitted Tampons and Vagina Sommeliers from 2020-12-01T04:14:56
This week, Jennie shares the things she's come across while researching vaginas for the podcast. Because if she has to read them, you all should have to hear them. We'll talk everything from mar...
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F is for F*@$ You, Fibroid from 2020-11-16T06:01:13
This week, your Vagina Besties cover all things Fibroid. We'll go over symptoms (heavy menstrual bleeding FTW), causes (doctors don't know the causes), risk factors (few known other than being a...
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Would You Rather: Vagina Edition from 2020-11-09T06:41:34
Join your Vagina Besties for a game of Would You Rather: Vagina Edition! Abby and Jennie debate hard life questions like: Would you rather text a nude selfie to your boss or your parents? Fart e...
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Screaming Ghosts and COVID Coochie from 2020-11-02T04:11:59
Your Vagina Besties take you through some Spooky legends in celebration of Halloween. Why is Jenny screaming? What color does the White Lady of Union Cemetery wear when she haunts? What's the st...
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Just Ask Abby: The Bigger, Vaggier (Totally A Word) Sequel from 2020-10-26T03:55:40
This week, we Just Ask Abby...some more questions! When does a booty call turn toxic? What do you do when your boyfriend won't stop buying things you can't afford? Should you leave when your lov...
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Talk Dirty To Me from 2020-10-19T05:00
Today, your Vagina Besties are talking with Tom Banter, producer of erotic audio. Phoenix opened the door for us a few weeks ago with her magic wand and Tom is escorting us through the dimly lit...
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Legend of the Toothed Vagina from 2020-10-12T05:35:26
The Mapuche say "A woman of striking appearance has a biting vagina." For a lot of men, there is nothing scarier than a vagina. Imagine adding teeth to it! Well, several cultures did and your Va...
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Nipple Tattoos from 2020-10-05T05:29:54
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Vagina Besties (though it's every month for survivors). Join us as we listen to Sarah's Breast Cancer journey. She takes us through the horrifying begin...
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Striking Dissents from 2020-09-28T05:30:09
This week we pay tribute to the Ultimate Vagina Bestie, the Notorious RBG. Unable to get hired by a New York Law Firm after graduating from Columbia, she ended her career as the 2nd female judge...
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Boiling Those Balls from 2020-09-21T05:17:38
This week your Vagina Besties wrap up their series on Birth Control with Male Contraceptives! Who wants to use a condom when you can sit in a tub of boiling water? Okay, it's not actually boilin...
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Abby and Jennie's Back To School Special from 2020-09-14T05:28:15
As we head back to school with our kids, whatever school looks like for you this year, Jennie decided to teach her own virtual class. Virtual vagina class. This one is better than a sale at Kohl...
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Astronaut Diapers from 2020-09-08T01:49:56
This week your Vagina Besties bring you a Blame It On the Vag tale. They rocket into the true crime story of Lisa Nowak aka The Sad Astronaut. For those of you needing a bit of a memory jog, she...
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Just Ask Abby from 2020-08-31T05:52:07
This week, your Vagina Besties talk more about YOUR vaginas than theirs (we know, it's a vagina miracle!). You asked your questions and Abby had your answers. Ever wondered if squirting is peein...
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Would You Rather? from 2020-08-24T05:07:55
This week your Vagina Besties talk about The Equalizer (and we don't mean a vibrator). We wax poetic for a bit about the empowerment of The Pill. One tiny medication gave women the power to dete...
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As You Wish... from 2020-08-17T06:05:18
This week, Abby walks us through the 5 Love Languages while Jennie scrambles to find a flashlight. What's a Love Language? Let's play 4 Truths, 1 Lie:
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Silverware and Flirty Fish in a Sex Dungeon from 2020-08-10T06:29:55
This week your Vagina Besties talk Sex Cults. Join us for a look at Oneida (you thought they just did cutlery), Children of God, and NXIVM. Two thirds of cult members were recruited by friends o...
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Preventing Babies: One Pile of Crocodile Sh*t at a Time from 2020-08-03T05:02:36
This week your Vagina Besties cover a history of birth control through the ages. Would you rather insert crocodile dung into your vagina before sex or drink a concoction of mercury and lead? Not...
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Phoenix and Her Magic Wand from 2020-07-27T06:38:55
This week your Vagina Besties dive into the land of audio porn, OnlyFans, and polyamory with our guest, Phoenix. Find out if Phoenix's Magic Wand contains a unicorn hair and if she knows a...
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Weird Things You Put Up Your Vag from 2020-07-20T04:20:28
What's the weirdest thing you've put up your vag? Your Vagina Besties cover Abby's long list, Jennie's pork loin recipe, and ask that you please not put raw bacon in your vagina or use it as a b...
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Nocturnal Emissions from 2020-07-13T05:44:34
This week your Vagina Besties are analyzing your dreams! Well, we're talking about wet dreams which is sort of like analyzing them? The brain loves to dream about the forbidden. Or, in Jennie's ...
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Blood Magic from 2020-07-10T04:55:17
This week your Vagina Besties are talking the magic of menstrual blood. From period sex to fertilizing your plants, we've got you covered in it. Well, metaphorically anyway. We don't want you sh...
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Kissing Necks and Pinching Butts from 2020-06-29T03:22:50
Intimacy doesn't just happen in the bedroom. Your Vagina Besties roll out some of their favorite ways to express it in other rooms of the house and even out in public. Abby likes it in the kitch...
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Who Wants To Be a Millionaire: Vag Edition from 2020-06-22T05:22:07
Happy Monday Vagina Besties! Join us for a game of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire: Vag Edition with our special guest Brian Pruitt of the Frank and Beans podcast. We teach Brian some vag facts an...
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Chocolate Dicks and Catching Babies from 2020-06-08T03:17:09
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Athlete's Vagina from 2020-06-01T08:33:53
Your Vagina Besties are here to walk you through Sports Vagina. Like those old diagnoses way back in the days of Hysteria, this term is wide ranging and extremely vague. Itching, burning, rednes...
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Flicking the Bean: The Teen Years from 2020-05-25T05:27:59
We had numerous requests for an episode on how to talk to your daughter about masturbation. Your Vagina Besties have delivered. We roll out our best tips for you. There is no ONE way, there is n...
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Nobody Ever Told Me THAT (or Things We SHOULD Have Learned in Sex Ed) from 2020-05-18T06:22:23
Things we learned in Sex Ed: Nobody wants to give their husband a chewed up oreo cookie on their wedding night. Like a piece of scotch tape, our vaginas become less...we're not sure where ...
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Buffay the Vampire Layer aka The One With Porn from 2020-05-11T08:20:27
Since May is International Masturbation Month, your Vagina Besties thought they should walk you through the difference between mainstream porn and Feminist porn (hint: The F is FUN! for EVERYONE...
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Everybody Loves a Quickie from 2020-04-27T07:06:17
Jennie fell down a porn hole, then yanked Abby in with her. This quickie is a prelude to the one where we do full porn. Well, not literal porn. (Don't worry, we won't ever make you watch Abby's ...
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One Sexy Extra from 2020-04-20T07:33:48
Your Vagina Besties reveal the results of "Where Have You Gotten Your Sexy On" and the answers may surprise you. Hot tubs, tents, and cars top the list. So does the roof? Judging by the...
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A Bucket of Sweat from 2020-04-13T08:21:01
This week VSP (very special guest), Jess, joins us to talk about the fun times of Perimenopause. It's not all hot flashes and mood swings! Lower estrogen levels cause dry vag, the Abby itch, and...
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Funny Places to F^($ from 2020-04-06T04:37:36
Your vagina besties dig through the creepy, the gross, and the funny places people have gotten their sexy on. From abandoned hospitals to the Great Wall of China, you'll be amazed (or, if you're...
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Somebody Draped Baby Over a Piano Bench from 2020-03-30T07:37:06
The second half of our BEST commercials and print ads for feminine hygiene products. This one is better, we promise. Join us at Camp Gyno where periods are celebrated. Laugh with Kotex as they m...
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All About That O. What Gives You That Happy Ending? from 2020-03-23T05:27:17
Coronavirus is stressful, orgasms relieve stress. Join your vagina besties as they break down the many different types of orgasms (who knew?) and then go have one. Or two. Try a Coregasm. Or a C...
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Bush Through the Ages (And We're Not Talking George) from 2020-03-09T03:00
Join your Vagina Besties as we get to the the roots (pun intended) of landscaping our bush. From Cleopatra's sugar mixture to Roman woman and their pumice stones, we weed our way through the dec...
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Your Vag: Friend or Enemy? from 2020-03-02T05:54:54
Helene isn't feeling the love for her Vag, Besties! We had to get to the bottom of her disdain for her vulva. From neighborhood blow jobs to roast beef sandwiches, we peeled it back layer by lay...
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Nobody Makes Baby Wear a Tampon from 2020-02-24T02:20:42
Old timey ads and commercials promised us feminine hygiene products that were discreet, convenient, and a solution to our "problem." They were also condescending, ridiculous, and laugh out louda...
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Is 69 the Most Divine? from 2020-02-17T06:12:19
Welcome to Season Two! You asked for a Sex Positions episode and your Vagina Besties have delivered. Is 69 the most divine? Does Doggy Style hit the right spot? Or are you a Good Ol' Missionary ...
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One Extra Extra from 2020-01-13T03:16:37
We're so EXTRA, we made an extra Extra. We're also so funny, we can make you laugh at PMS. Join your Vagina Besties for a final minisode until Season 2!
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Extra Period from 2020-01-06T05:03:05
No one likes an extra period. Unless it's with your vagina besties! This extra is all you, listener. You emailed us, you posted on our Facebook page, you told us in person at the gym. We listene...
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You Want Me to Wear WHAT?! from 2019-12-30T05:00
From steel hoops that could stab you in the crotch, to tiny corsets, to bras you pump up with your mouth, we laugh our way through the decades of women's undergarments. Nipple bra, anyone? ...
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Are We Doing This Or What? from 2019-12-16T04:58:25
Join us as we pick apart Abby’s love life! We talk about dating as a single mom, when to introduce your kids, and advice for the newly divorced! Come get real with us, have a couple laughs and, ...
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Jack Nasty Face from 2019-12-09T06:12:33
Join us as we go over all the things we call our vaginas to avoid saying the word vagina. From our listeners nicknames to the names throughout history, we guarantee you'll laugh out loud (and ma...
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He Likes Big Butts from 2019-12-02T04:00
Yes Friends, Abby’s boyfriend is totally real! Join us this week as we pick apart Josh’s brain about vaginas, dating, and locker room talk. We ask some very important questions: is he an ass or ...
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The Power of the Vag from 2019-11-25T04:35:03
Join your vagina besties as we plunge into the many ways our vaginas made us feared throughout history. Whether we were killing crops and bees with our period blood or poisoning you with our evi...
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Cindi's Vibratorium from 2019-11-18T04:49:20
Hysteria and pelvic massage eventually led to the invention of the vibrator, not for the pleasure of women, but to give the doctor's hand a rest because coaxing the uterus back into place was cu...
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A Veritable Smorgasbord of Vaginas from 2019-11-11T04:30:33
Abby and Jennie do their favorite thing - research! (You thought we were going to say 'talk about vaginas', didn't you? That's their second favorite thing.) Vagina History 101 Class is ...
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Sex Isn't Like the Movies from 2019-11-04T02:00
Don’t worry, we won’t make you watch our awkward sex tapes! Just listen to us laugh our way through funny sex noises, embarrassing sex stories, and fun sex facts! Sex is definitely NOT like the ...
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Hot Flash Sundae (With a Night Sweat Cherry On Top) from 2019-10-28T05:17:02
We dive into Jennie's vag and all things menopause! Hot flashes, sex drive (Hot Doc anyone?) and a period that is flakier than a man who doesn't want to commit!
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Sex in the City (of Angels) from 2019-10-21T03:12:36
Join us as we interview Sheila from the podcast Sex Angeles! We dive into dating and sex in LA. Find out if it differs from the rest of the country.
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Woe Down Below from 2019-10-14T01:29:24
Just what the f&@% is wrong with Abby’s vagina? This episode reveals her woe. We also discuss the differences between vaginal ailments and symptoms. Plus fun concoctions to stick up your vag...
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Tampons and Cups and Pads, oh my! from 2019-10-07T01:00
Where we discuss Demigorgon vaginas, the plethora of feminine products, rubber pads in the old days, the horrors of getting a menstrual cup stuck in our vag, and that time Abby dropped hers in a pu...
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You Can Crack a Nut in That Thing from 2019-09-30T02:28:05
Join us as we talk about taking over the world with our vaginas, super hero vortex cycles and Jennie's first OBGYN experiences.
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