Podcasts by Boners of The Heart Podcast

2022: Live from 2022-12-23T11:36:28

Snedheads and Matafans rejoice - Rose and Alice have taken the stage for this one-off episode, recorded in front of the live studio audience. Luckily, in the last two years since the last episode n...

Leave It All In from 2020-10-06T11:00

Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to ...

How Be Single from 2020-09-15T12:00

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy thro...

Alice Shouldn't Live Here Anymore from 2020-09-12T12:00

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laug...

Here Come The Brides from 2020-09-10T12:00

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. ...

Jacinda Ardern - That Rando Bitch from 2020-08-20T12:00

A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your ow...

Repress and Do Not Address from 2020-08-17T12:00

Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under p...

Kelly Clarkson Is Cool from 2020-04-23T12:00

Alice defends Kelly Clarkson despite Rose not bringing her up or having any opinion about her. Alice attacks Rose for her choice to be a strong, independent woman who doesn't reply to texts. Have y...

Optimistic Cynic from 2020-04-20T12:00

On today's episode! We discuss: regretful covid purchases, depression, optimism and sleep.

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This Shoo Tall Pass from 2020-04-19T12:00

The gorgeous girlies speak on their frequency of showers, memories of sex and Rose continues to campaign for the podcast to end for good.

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Telling It Like It Is from 2020-04-16T12:00

Alice and Rose have finished their travel isolation and have been legally separated. Will their natural chemistry still translate over Zoom? No.

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Holly and Dolly from 2020-04-09T12:00

Alice and Rose talk at length about what they find attractive in a person. Alice paints a picture of an egg while Rose lies on the couch in the sun. They round it out with an unhinged act out ...

Comrades of the Heart from 2020-04-08T12:00

An extra long episode recorded from Alice's bed. Alice and Rose talk Ellen, argue about Alice's lack of hobbies but mostly talk about the downsides of capitalism. It's a long one so we honestly won...

Florence Pugh's Salad from 2020-04-07T12:00

Alice and Rose tease their live debate on Friday re: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and reassure you that their friendship is intact. At one point Alice has to go down to turn the garden tap off for ...

How To Lose A Friend in 16 Days from 2020-04-05T12:00

Alice and Rose have an incredibly heated discussion over who is more in the wrong in the 2003 film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days'.

P.S. They remain friends for now. 

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A Simple Favour from 2020-04-01T11:00

Alice and Rose have a heated debate over manners. That's the whole episode. Expect nothing more. 

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Maths is Not Our Strong Suit from 2020-03-30T11:00

Alice and Rose bicker over who has done the ‘bulk of the cooking’ in the flat. They talk ideal celeb isolation buddies, as well a new foray into a segment they will invariably forget to keep doing,...

PILOT! from 2020-03-29T11:00

After a weekend off podcasting, ALice and Rose are back and so is Rose's period - at the stoke of midnight. Like a church bell. Your hosts rate the cast of Succession, tell a dog to be quiet a lot ...

From The Couch from 2020-03-26T11:00

Alice's worst day in lockdown yet and she's resorted to shopping for sex toys. Meanwhile, Rose is going OK. Hates running. Bit bored. Stalking ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriends. You know what? Maybe no...

"That's Shmag!" from 2020-03-25T11:00

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual ...

Honey, I Delayed The Reboot from 2020-03-24T11:00

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight.

Free Form from 2020-03-23T11:00

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no respons...

STI-positivity from 2020-03-22T11:00

Your pals are on day two of quarantine and Rose would bone Billy Bob Thornton. Alice loves Angelina Jolie AND Jennifer Aniston – she is a true bicon. A decision is made to record in the morning awa...

Boners of The Quarantine from 2020-03-21T11:00

Rose and Alice are back, together, in lock down because of certain global events. Trapped together for the next two weeks (at least), the pair rip into celebrities responses to what's happening and...

The Island of Lesbos from 2019-09-22T12:00

Alice and Rose are turning the podcast into an advice show so please tweet your questions to @BonerOfTheHeart or email them to ...

Full Blown Panic Attack (Live in Edinburgh) from 2019-08-31T12:00

Rose is having a bit of trouble in Edinburgh, Scotland - too much weed. Alice, a former weed great, has taken charge and ordered an ambulance. On a less dramatic note; Music videos are back in styl...

When Joey Met Anna from 2019-07-31T12:00

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Your gals are BACK! Alice rules at Devil Sticks, Rose is off masterbation but ...

On Vulnerability from 2019-06-04T12:00

Hollywood Power Couples are under the microscope in this episode and there’s a lot of hits (and a few misses). Rose and Alice interrogate whether slashing men’s tyres is acceptable for anyone wh...

Not Natural Partiers from 2019-05-22T12:00

Alice is ready to cry and wants to know how Rose processes emotion (and where she's at in her cycle). Rose hates confrontation and maybe Alice should try that. Why is there so much fragility and...

Salted Caramel (Live in Melbourne) from 2019-04-23T12:00

Alice and Rose are live in front of a live audience in Melbourne. Alice's parents come to Melbourne and it turns out she may have an Oedipal complex. And also be in love with Rose? Turns out smoker...

Rejection from 2019-03-17T19:00

Make sure you’ve done your kegels for this ep (and for the love of God, don’t listen if you’ve ever been in a relationship with Alice or Rose, or might one day potentially pursue them). There’s a l...

The Boner of Comedy from 2019-03-10T11:00

In which Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss the attractiveness of humour in a partner and try to assess whether Alive has been pouring her heart out too much. And whether Alice has been a good ...

Paddle Motion (Live from London) from 2019-02-13T19:00

Performed live at London's Soho Theatre, Rose and Alice end the Woke War in an armistice and visit Madame Tussauds to reconcile. Alice is trying to figure out if every Instagram DM means they want ...

The Paris Episode from 2019-02-06T19:00

They actually did it. The gals have taken a romantic trip to France and are treating us to some ASMR courtesy of macaroons. Rose reveals she has an emotional, psychic gift and Alice has decided she...

Shower Privileges from 2019-01-30T19:00

Alice remembers a time in her childhood when she thought her life would be sorted by now and guess what everyone, it kind of isn’t. This is basically half an hour of philosophical musings on life, ...

Not Safe For Family Members from 2019-01-23T19:00

It’s 2019 and Rose and Alice are debating current web design and UI on porn sites. Snedden’s handing out some scorn and a hung over Matafeo just gave herself a blood nose. We got New Years goals...

Skip This Episode P2 Ft. Spider from 2018-12-27T11:00

Turns out this podcast series has consequences after Alice's boss discovers misadventures from the last episode. Alice is trying to suppress her laugh but suppressing nothing during some newly-foun...

Sore Titties from 2018-12-19T11:00

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Award winning comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss hosts discuss nipples, ...

Men Who Sit Alone on Park Benches from 2018-12-05T11:00

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Alice grabs some beers and cigs to settle in and remember a time when she had zero cre...

Ice Cream With Milk from 2018-11-21T11:00

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Vulva Pride from 2018-11-14T19:00

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Broken Heart Boners from 2018-11-07T19:00

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The cracks appear early in this episode. Forged in the different viewpoints of 2018's A ...

Foodies v The Letter B from 2018-10-31T11:00

Some early confusion on what the boners are this ep is proceeded by a spirited (and horny) defence of Blake Lively. Brad from YouTube's Bon Appétit being crowned hottest man in existence and Ali...

Too Mama, Too Mia from 2018-10-24T11:00

The Boners are back. The hiatus is over with a Mama Mia 2 episode in which Alice attempts unsuccessfully to stifle a fart, Rose winning the 2018 Edinburgh Comedy Award and a discussion on the pe...

Boners of The Thunderstorm from 2018-06-20T01:11:13

Alice and Rose are full of whiskey and feeling frisky in this risqué and revealing ep. Find out the origins of Alice's laugh, which Myers Briggs group the gals are AND which streaming speaker is th...

Male Gayz of The Heart from 2018-06-02T00:05:41

Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors...

Lady Boners aka The Fault Among These Stars from 2018-05-25T05:28:56

A couple of beers accompany this here episode of Alice Snedden trying to sell you shakti mats. Both Boners gals are salivating over Jane Lynch, St Vincent, Kate McKinnon and other ladies that'd do ...

Emotional Horn Dogs from 2018-05-13T04:19:10

Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne, Alice and Rose ask what's the best relief for period pain; Whether there's anyone worse than James Cordon and what The Clam is. Then it's off t...

Acting Is Truth from 2018-05-07T08:17:51

Recorded in front of a live Auckland audience, Rose and Alice have sourced an array of potential boners to discuss including but not limited to: The Wiggle, members of 1D, currently serving justice...

Clip It Up! from 2018-04-09T09:51:52

It's time to pit two successful women against each other for a pop show down special: Comparing the past lovers of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
Rose is saying some pretty contentious stuff and...

Times Up, Seinfeld from 2018-03-30T04:04:04

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The Holiday Special from 2017-12-24T00:49:04

In what was originally intended to be two epsiodes spanning Christmas and New Year, listen as Rose and Alice arrive at the conclusion in real time that this should be a single episode. Of course, w...

The Lost Tapes from 2017-10-26T22:12:07

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Alice has bought some new period underwear and Rose cracks out a set at the Hollywood Bowl, ...

Nazis in Cafes Getting Coffee from 2017-10-17T23:00

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This Boners opens with Alice coming pretty close to getting punched by Rose after a few attempts at some accents that don't land particularly well. Then it's on to ...

War Heroes of The Heart from 2017-10-10T22:58:49

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Alice and Rose have intended to throw down on war heroes but the theme is (once again) quickly disregarded to dig into Rose's potential hypochondria/lupus and Alice's s...

Classic Movie A**holes of The Heart from 2017-09-14T01:23:21

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Rose and Alice are back and by their own admission, this isn't their best work. In this week, your pals discuss the horrificness of famed a'hole John Cleese and pon...

Divorces of The Heart from 2017-08-13T04:02:13

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An episode filled with animus, unknown body liquids on leather seats and Rose and Alice going at it harder than ever before. Snedden claims to have an inhumanly acu...

No Kid Mood from 2017-07-31T21:10:21

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Oh god, what is going on with Alice's back pain? Most likely endometriosis, surely. Rose gets stuck into her favourite websites this episode and there is some truly...

Enrique Iglesias' Condoms from 2017-07-18T11:54:21

Wimbledon 2017 has died down but the boners rage on, with Alice and Rose spilling the deets on their favourite tennis playing crushes. Alice speaks on her love of hairy/angry men of the court, the ...

Villains Of The Heart from 2017-07-12T00:39:27

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This week the girls choose which movie villains make them weak at the knees/pussies. Alice discusses her attraction to a Charlie's Angels era Crispin Glover, while ...

Would Start a BnB With... from 2017-06-29T08:18:47

Rose and Alice are back after a hiatus to chat about getting wrinkles and starting neighbouring Bed n Breakfasts by the sea. Also blood in stool, how do you deal with that? Possibly not how Alice d...

Massaging The Butt from 2017-06-01T22:33:37

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Rose and Alice are back, floating a pretty explicit sound women everywhere should be using to signify their appreciation of a good lookin man. Alice doesn't know ho...

Stage Throbs (Ft. Alcohol) from 2017-05-20T03:20:19

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No attempt at a description could do this epiosde justice so just enjoy a very sauced Alice ...

Friends (ft Madeleine Sami) from 2017-05-12T05:21:46

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Recorded live in Q Theatre in Central Auckland, this episode w...

Live Show of The Heart from 2017-05-05T07:42:29

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Riverdale of The Heart from 2017-04-28T00:00

Rose and Alice are back to ID-checking the age appropriateness of their TV crushes as they explore the teen heart throb laiden world of the Archie Comics inspired Netflix series, Riverdale. Also...

White Pants from 2017-04-24T00:30:39

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This is Quality Content. Recorded in a hotel room in Melbourne, Rose is sick ...

The Worst Boner of All Time from 2017-04-13T08:19:51

An amazing one-off Little Empire event, live from Melbourne - Rose and Alice join forces with Tim and Guy from The Worst Idea of All Time to watch the Zac Efron movie WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and talk a...

Fight Club from 2017-03-25T02:00

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The fight club is: EVERYONE IS WELCOME. Alice and Rose spend an extended amount of time discussing who would win in a physical fight between the pair and things get...

Crooners Calling from 2017-03-20T23:30

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Welcome to Trump's Podcast, sponsored by Breitbart.com and the rest of the Alt Right. Hot or Not is a disaster straight out the gate, the girls are at each other’s ...

Nipple Covers and Suited Men from 2017-03-14T10:25:04

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There's a bit of passive agressive energy coming in early on this one, folks. Rose is feling very depressed after a night of drinking, Alice is terrified after catc...

Live In The Flesh from 2017-03-05T06:04:07

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A live episode recorded at the Poddy Fest 2017 in Auckland's Backbeat bar. Featuring Male Gay(z) Eli Mathewson and Rose live (at the time) via Skype on her birthday...

Musi-cool B***ers from 2017-02-10T23:00

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Originator of Fake News herself, Alice Snedden is joined by Musical expert and pro-lonely person Rose Matafeo to dissect their fav musical crushes. We've got Egypti...

Biblical Babes from 2017-02-03T23:00

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Oh boy, grab your rosary beads and say your Hail Marys because this is one seriously blasphemous boner! Featuring phone calls from the big guy upstairs Herself(I gu...

Deadies from 2017-01-26T09:07:36

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Ya girls are back in a Freaky Firday switcharoo where Alice is to the Pro and Rose is causing trouble! They're discussing dead dudes they'd like to bone and no tomb...

Little Empire Lolly Scramble from 2017-01-12T07:49:14

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Boners for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard...

DADDIES! from 2016-12-30T23:00

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Trigger warning: There are Home Improvement spoilers in this episode. Also: Please note this was recorded before Alan Thicke passed away.
Sitcom daddies are in...

Marital Aids for Teens from 2016-12-25T06:16:20

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Elliott Gould, Steve Buscemi, Pierce Brosnan's eyes - oh boy! It's an old man extravaganza with the gals this week. Rose has her first period in AGES and cat poster...

Obamas of The Heart from 2016-12-18T01:39:25

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Rose is concerned she may be murdered during the recording of this podcast and Alice is grapling with her rage issues. A declaration of war against another Little E...

Weiner's Got Game from 2016-12-10T02:50:13

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Your girls are BACK, BABIES! Season Three kicks off by returning to the Boner roots - human beings that Rose and Alice would like to bone. This week, political targ...

Fear and Anuses from 2016-11-17T11:06:07

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In this final episode of the Boners of The Mind season, Rose and Alice are sharing their greatest fears on the poddy. Heights, air travel, dogs, regretting not havi...

Plastic Surgery (Should or Should Not?) from 2016-11-13T08:13:41

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After an unintended interruption in the flow of episodes, ya gals are back. Rose is hot out the gate with a big ol’ sleepy humble brag before launching into insecuri...

Death Penalty from 2016-10-25T18:52:59

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Alice attempts desparately to hold in a fart while trying to match Rose's vocal range (both singing and accent work). The gals are looking for Australians who've be...

The $5m Question from 2016-10-18T20:11:55

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How are your nipples? No time for that because we have some huge philosophical questions to discuss. And by discuss, we of course mean m...

Nature vs Nurture vs Is Rose A Psychopath from 2016-10-13T08:30:31

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In this third episode of the Boners of The Mind series, Alice and Rose set out to answer whether human nature exists. Is there such a thing? Does nature or nurture ...

God (Does HE Exist?) from 2016-10-07T05:45:45

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Alice and Rose jump head first into one of the biggest questions of all: Does God exist? Along the way, we learn about Alice's drug trial days (wherein she ignored ...

B*ners of The MIND from 2016-10-04T01:42:02

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Welcome to season two of Boners of The Heart: Boners of The Mind. Rose and Alice are back and better than ever as they get distracted in record time while trying to...

A Finale: Lady B*ners from 2016-08-26T05:34:30

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It's been a good run but now in this final episode of season one, Rose and Alice tried to make up on lost time spent talking about men with a selection of lovely lad...

Let's Call A Spade A Spade from 2016-08-19T01:57:45

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It's a Spade off, David vs James (...Spader)! The original SneddHead (Alice herself) is being distracted finger blasting her own bun anus while head MataFan (Rose) ...

That Was Never A Comedy For Me from 2016-08-12T03:46:59

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Gather round the living room because it's time for another Boners listening party. This week Rose and Alice tackle the real issues; namely who would you wanna bone...

Emotional Arousal from 2016-08-05T06:06:05

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The 1993 Mike Myers romcom 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' seems to be the loose-fitting theme for today’s discussion of unexpected celebrity hotties. In this exciti...

B***ers of The Teenage Heart from 2016-07-29T07:18:07

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This week Rose and Alice are tackling crushes of their awakward teenage years. We're talking first ever on-screen titties, suprisingly heart throb (and family fav)...

The First Boner: #Snedheads v #Matafans from 2016-07-22T06:51:26

Welcome to Boners of The Heart, brought to you by Karma Cola. NZ comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden are here to chat about... well, a few things.

With an intention to tackle their we...

Episode One Trailer from 2016-07-21T12:58:07

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