Broken Oars Episode 30: The Talking Nonsense Episode! - a podcast by brokenoarspodcast

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A few of you have drawn to our attention that Lewin (posh, southern) and I (illiterate, Northern) have strayed far and wide from our original remit of us getting together occasionally to talk utter tosh about everything and anything up to and including rowing.

Like Monsieur l'Ambassadeur in the Ferrero Rocher ads, you have said 'Oh, Northern Oik, Oh Posh Southern Overlord, with your steady diet of world-class guests giving world-class insights and hitherto untold stories about this sport of ours, you are really spoiling us ...'

So.

It's like that, is it?

Well, as the late, great Freddie Mercury once said 'this is what you wanted, this is what you're going to get' - and who are we not to take the same line as a man with a moustache as luxuriant as his voice (with a proven ability to row on both sides of the euphemistic boat).

Yes.

It is going to be that sort of episode.

What sort of episode, Monsieur l'Ambassadeurs, we hear you cry?

Well, let me put it this way:

Why Lionel Richie is a gentleman; Britney Spears; being a paparazzi; quality tunes; why do coals go to Newcastle and fascists to Sunderland; why all sports psychologists are basically conning their way into high-paying, high profile gigs; shameful admissions about football; Two Gentlemen of Verona; what to do when there's poo in the water; how to deal with heavy metals (not the sort you might think, given our history); the truth behind faking it until you make it; why pretty women walk with gorillas; fine leather goods; Adele, and why she should stop writing about the good man she let go and PERHAPS JUST KEEP ONE OF THEM; Mardy Fish; weight loss; misery; karaoke; misery karaoke; betraying your roots live on tape; Bazalgette; social infrastructure; football; and killing the man behind you with your backsplash.

Yes.

It's that good. Probably the best one we've ever done.

Ever.

Bow four. Prepare to die. Stern four are coming in.

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