Podcasts by Burn
Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you.
Further podcasts by Ryan (@gandgshultz) & Sam (@njapoet)
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Monkey Businessmen from 2022-02-10T04:00
Look, we don't know what we're doing, so this episode went off the rails somewhere between Monkey Town, where Ryan is king, obviously, and Sam inventing Dog Fit, a CrossFit Canine Ther...
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Xamine Your Zipper from 2022-02-03T04:00
Originally entitled "Leggings, Jeggings, and Ryan Pegging," this brand new episode features a peek into the life of a trucker's DM, information on the sweets and meats diet that i...
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Serial Filler from 2022-01-20T04:00
In this episode, Ryan and Sam find common ground in their ability to personify and mathematicians are pitted against poets in a battle royale. Meanwhile, Ryan reviews poetry slams and Sam explai...
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Totally Radical Old Men from 2022-01-06T03:00
Will Ryan be replaced? He seems to think so after Sam's TikTok post goes viral. Also, we learn that Ryan likes encyclopedias and garters, which confuses Sam, but Sam is easily confused.
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Witches Get Stitches from 2021-12-23T03:00
Do you know what happens to snitches? Did you know that clouds are really the souls of dinosaurs? The boys of Burn and Rave ponder the science of snitching, paleontology, and they invent a potio...
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Can You Keep a Secret? from 2021-12-09T03:00
In this brand new episode of Burn and Rave, Ryan explains his dogs' g-spots while Sam confesses his sins while playing a game of billiards at a local tavern.
In other news, Ryan r...
The Bird Flipped the Bird from 2021-11-25T02:00
The Burn and Rave boys pitch two brilliant, Shark-Tank level ideas for Adventure Funerals and weaponizing corpses. (We hope the Pentagon is tuning in.)
Sam also drops some award-winnin...
Animals in the Bedroom from 2021-10-28T03:00
We are probably going to be writing a number of apology letters to a few of you after this episode. Not sure how it happened (again), but Ryan and Sam went off the rails.
They somehow m...
Yet, You Still Listen: Anniversary Special from 2021-10-28T02:00
It's our ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Joe surprised us all with a clip show and call-ins from listeners, including Ryan's wife and Sam's four wives! This show emboldens, ...
Blue (Ball) Man Group from 2021-10-14T03:00
In this brand spanking new episode of the incomparable, award-not-winning podcast, Sam give Ryan a behind-the-scenes tour of Sam's appearance on another podcast, which really is a form of c...
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Can't Put My Finger On It from 2021-09-30T03:00
On this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave solve the Covid vaccine problem with a new testing option, help you cheat in the beer mile, and put the homeless to work as gasoline entrepreneurs. <...
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The House Next Door from 2021-09-16T02:00
Sam needs help with an ethical dilemma and Ryan is just the well-trained philosopher and mechanic to advise him. Also, Sam explains "thirst traps" to Ryan and Ryan explains what's...
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Look Alive, Gentlemen from 2021-09-02T03:00
In this brilliant new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam finally come clean about their encounter with a homeless man. Sam rides in the fastest car on the planet and discloses the perks an...
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The Wrong Right Way from 2021-08-19T03:00
Ryan wreaks havoc in San Francisco in a semi-truck, proselytizes, and defends ugly dogs (and people). Meanwhile, Sam can't believe what's happening in parking lots post-Covid, has a pl...
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The Gabbagoons from 2021-08-05T03:00
Things get personal in this episode as Ryan and Sam share some bad-dad stories and disclose their need to relax. But also . . . aren't starfishes really just the buttholes of the sea?
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Jolt of Stupidity from 2021-07-22T02:00
In this episode, Sam goes to Hollywood and we learn that Ryan was a bully, and a very good one at that.
In science, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent a new app for wives to contr...
Creep&Professor from 2021-07-08T03:00
Because we are the most honest and transparent podcast on earth, which is why you love us, let me (Sam) be frank: I have no f*cking idea what this new episode is about.
Joe just texted...
The Dead Sea-Men Skrolls from 2021-06-24T03:00
We are back with a brand new episode! (Thank you, Joe!!)
Fatherhood takes centerstage as we tip our hats to our graduating offspring. We trade Hawaii stories and we begin to finally und...
Genitalia Paraphernalia: The Remix from 2021-06-17T03:00
(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.)
P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evo...
Barter for Bulldogs from 2021-06-10T03:00
In this inspirational new episode, Sam reveals his inner envy, Ryan demonstrates tremendous sphincter control and explains how easy it us to put a nail through one's nose.
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The Skinny from 2021-06-03T02:00
What do you get when you combine flan with baklava?
Find out on this special food episode of Burn & Rave. From human cracklin' to fusion desserts, fortune cookies, and robot d...
If You Want My Body . . . Parts from 2021-05-27T03:00
In this Grammy-not-nominated episode, Sam comes out as bicepual and the boys explore ways to make Texas a little tougher.
In fitness news, Sam considers a record-breaking breath-holdin...
Beatles Juiced from 2021-05-20T03:00
In this highly anticipated, ground-breaking, and mind-expanding episode, Ryan and Sam create a ninja toy for nerds and discuss the efficiency of using Ryan as a human shield. We also learn that...
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Inconvenient Store-ies from 2021-05-13T03:00
In this brilliant new episode, we finally get to the bottom of Ryan's backdoor problems (because of course we do). Also, the geniuses at Burn &...
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Glory, Glory Holelelujah from 2021-05-06T04:00
Another week, another record-breaking episode of Burn & Rave! The boys invent an app to support fatherhood and Ryan demonstrates why he's a superior husband. Hint: Chocolate.
Virgins, Raisins, and Nerds from 2021-04-29T04:00
On this brilliant new episode of the world-(in)famous BURN & RAVE podcast, Ryan and Sam extol the virtues of fan-created art as well as discuss their growing Arab and Muslim fanbase.
Th...
You Got The Body, Whose Got The Brains? from 2021-04-22T04:00
You've waited all week to finally learn how Ryan maintains his girlish figure and why we need quick-poopin pants. Well, the anticipation is over.
In this brilliant new Burn & Rave! Discussions include ...
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/drifters-and-burnouts/">Drifters and Burnouts</a><small> from 2021-04-15T04:00</small></h5>
<p class="card-text"><p><br/>In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss the state of comedy in America, reach arounds, high fructose corn syrup, half price haircuts for balding men, and Joe and his Demon ...</p>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/rave-or-burn/">Rave or Burn</a><small> from 2021-04-08T04:00</small></h5>
<p class="card-text"><p>We were not supposed to air this episode, but if you're going to be indoctrinated, then you might as well be aware of it. So in this episode, we explain our devious plan.<br/><br/>Ryan and...</p>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/authentic-granny-hair-bags/">Authentic Granny Hair Bags</a><small> from 2021-04-01T04:00</small></h5>
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The Oil Wrestler from 2021-03-25T04:00
In this historic episode, Ryan explains global warming in the most scientific way possible, and it's all your fault, while Sam helps demonstrate the most advanced wrestling move in the hist...
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Brainless Storming from 2021-03-18T04:00
What do coconuts, the French, cereal, torque wrenches, cheese balls, and mobile brothels have in common? They all somehow come up in this new episode of from 2021-01-28T04:00
This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger. ...
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/human-equity-exercises/">Human Equity Exercises</a><small> from 2021-02-25T04:00</small></h5>
<p class="card-text"><p>In this episode of<b> Burn & Rave,</b> Ryan out-Kutcher's Ashton as he explores an epic prank (that needs to happen) and Sam cries (not about the prank). He's doing a big run for s...</p>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/oh-oh-oh-oh-really/">Oh, Oh, Oh, OH REALLY!?!</a><small> from 2021-02-18T04:00</small></h5>
<p class="card-text"><p>Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam ...</p>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/this-show-sax/">This Show Sax</a><small> from 2021-02-11T04:00</small></h5>
<p class="card-text"><p>In this historic 17th episode, we learn that the saxophone is Ryan's least favorite instrument, Sam discovers the maternal origins of his hyperbole, and oh by the way, why do so many Gen Xe...</p>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/burn-rave/maintenance-required/">Maintenance Required</a><small> from 2021-02-04T04:00</small></h5>
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Genitalia Paraphernalia from 2021-01-21T04:00
In their enlightened state, the Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to ...
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The True Test of Listenership from 2021-01-14T04:00
Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you!
They also find a ...
Welcome Back Kegels from 2021-01-07T04:00
If we are being honest, this show is a little gross--but funny too. I mean, obviously. On this show, Ryan and Sam invent something they should have never invented, but they just can't ever ...
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Slice of'Mericana from 2020-12-31T04:00
Ryan explains the birds and the bees to Sam, minus the birds. and honey comes out.
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- deep-fried sh*t
- survival skills
- phobias
- JO&... Listen
The Long and Winding Show from 2020-12-24T04:00
In this 10th episode of Burn & Rave, the fastest growing non-essential comedy podcast on Earth, Ryan and Sam discuss what women should NOT do at bars, DikTok, feral cats, big wheels, and Hun...
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Meanwhile, Mom and Dad Have Herpes from 2020-12-17T04:00
In this stellar installment of the Burn & Rave podcast, Sam and Ryan do what Sam and Ryan do: wander and ramble down conversational roads that nobody really should ever drive upon. There&ap...
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Dating, Death, and Men with Beards from 2020-12-10T03:00
What do dating and death have in common? Sometimes they feel the same.
Join Ryan and Sam on their conversational journey as they attempt, albeit poorly, to give dating advice to one un...
Audio Herpes from 2020-12-03T04:00
The rambling geniuses, Ryan and Sam, have returned . . . and their humor is contagious.
In this episode, listeners will learn how women will take over the world, how Sam got the...
Prostate Exams and a Race through Disneyland from 2020-11-26T03:00
What do prostate exams, ASMR, Disneyland, scud missiles, Turkish wrestling, robo calls, and Ryan all have in common?
We have no idea, but somehow they all get discussed in this...
Danger Zone from 2020-11-19T04:00
Ryan and Sam discuss coffee, Top Gun, water polo violence, Sam's film deficiency, Ryan's magnificent body, Sam's short complex, and why they make the perfect life partners. In oth...
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From the Law Offices of Hubble&Hubble from 2020-11-12T04:00
Ryan and Sam attempt each week to bring you a thoughtful, analytical, narrowly focused, and well-rehearsed show. But sometimes, things go awry.
Who are we kidding? We have no idea what...
Psam and Rayn Try To Get Cancelled from 2020-11-05T04:00
Sometimes you have a plan and all goes according to it. And sometimes, you have nights like this.
In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss their names, ...
We Should Be Dead from 2020-10-29T04:00
Ryan and Sam both grew up in the 90s without the distractions of cell phones, so these mischievous young men found others way to entertain themselves . . . that nearly killed them.
The Upside of Lockdown from 2020-10-22T07:00
Do you have a childhood dream buried inside a drawer? Time to take it out.
In this premiere episode (So don't judge them. They don't know what they're doing yet.)...