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Interviews! Scheme a Little Dream With Me from 2023-11-06T06:50:38

Ronald takes a dip in a not-so-lazy river only to find himself at the mercy of the rushing rapids. Luckily he quite literally bumps into Vance McKnaff who guides them both to the safety of land. Bu...

Interviews! Shock Talk (and two smoking hypnotists) from 2023-07-17T04:00

Matthias takes to the road in a truly windowless van to escape some government goons hunting down his most recent interviewee. All of the stress gets to him and, like a responsible adult, he see...

Interviews! License to Shill from 2023-05-22T04:00:02

Ronald gets swept up, literally, by a barnyard animal stampede caused by blue ribbon ranked hog hollerer Lynette Grynsock. This wave of hogwash carries him all the way to Austin, Texas where he ...

Headlines! Hosts Hosed After Backing the Facts from 2023-04-24T04:00:38

The Headlines! have come to an end. The Empty Jar Network has put a stop to the weekly news show after Matthias and Ronald stuck their damn necks out for the fact checkers. Why would they do tha...

Headlines! Laundry Shaman has Sixth Sense for Socks from 2023-04-17T04:00:37

Sock Goblins are becoming a real nuisance in New York City, but Matthias thinks he has uncovered the solution. Lucky's Laundromat boasts a "no sock left behind" guarantee thanks to...

Headlines! Uncanny Valley Nanny Leads Many to Insanity from 2023-04-10T04:00:54

A big splash was made at the DebuTech Ball this year, and it wasn't just the cannonball robot. The NannyBot3000 appeared on the scene and stole the hearts of the attendees before making a hu...

Headlines! "Oh No" Quotes Froyo Dojo CEO, Joe Mandibow from 2023-04-03T04:00:19

Joe Manidbow took the world of Frozen Yogurt by storm when he created the Froyo Dojo. But Matthias has some ideas that he thinks would improve the business tenfold. After countless attempts at g...

Headlines! Pilot Pours Pepsi and Pop Rocks to Power Plane from 2023-03-27T04:00:33

A reunion for the hit film Rat Race goes terribly wrong when their [redacted airline name]thwest flight suffers a catastrophic engine failure. Everyone seems to have their own opinion on how to ...

Interviews! Fragrant Foul from 2023-03-20T04:00:59

Matthias is abducted by a bus full of Omaha-bound grannies who plan to use him for nefarious deeds. During a quick stop in Columbus, Ohio he's able to make a break for it, but due to his dir...

Headlines! Reno [NV] Reno[vation] On Pause After Demo[lition] Demo[nstration] Flaws from 2023-03-13T04:00:37

In an effort to increase tourism and morale the city of Reno, Nevada has opted to go for a makeover. The Artichoke Palm Hotel and Casino is the first in a long line of buildings to get a facelif...

Headlines! Comfortable Constable Can't Stand the Bull from 2023-03-06T05:00:19

Some bulls just can't be tamed, and that's no exception for one rowdy bovine that escaped the touring Running of the Bulls and found himself in a sleepy town in New Jersey. But it's not a lawles...

Headlines! The Cornbread Cowboys are Coming for Your Calfs from 2023-02-27T05:00:28

Be careful who you ambush in an interview and throw cold coffee on. They might just hunt you down until you have to live a simple life on the prairies of New Jersey eating cattails and sweatin' ...

Headlines! Pernicious Pelican Pesters Pebble Beach Partiers from 2023-02-20T05:00:07

As more and more animals take up jobs in the private sector we've seen a rise in reports of disgruntled employees causing incidents prior to quitting. One such pelican decided he had enough whil...

Interviews! All's State Fair in Hoof and Boar from 2023-02-13T05:01

Ronald finds himself on the road selling out venues across the united states doing performances with a particularly gifted pig. While in the south he ends up in Little Rock Arkansas where he dis...

Headlines! Elvis's Relatives Shelve His Elvish Pelvis from 2023-02-06T05:00:27

We all know that the late great King of Rock n' Roll, Elvis Presley, had the moves when it came to the moving those hips. But some posthumous rifling of his former residence has revealed that th...

Headlines! Papal Pork Pie Protects Against Seasoned Snipers from 2023-01-30T05:00:54

The jury is in and Pope Hats are out! Now that Il Papa's look has gone out of style he's got to find a new look. But which hat will he choose? Bowler? Top? Bucket? Whichever he chooses he'll nee...

Interviews! Rewind Collecta from 2023-01-23T05:00:29

Matthias finds himself at the center of a murder investigation after Hampton Corvin, his most recent interviewee, has a run-in with the bottom of a staircase. After a brief stint in the birdcage...

Headlines! Bowser Wows Fogo De Chao Crowd with Churrasco Inferno from 2023-01-16T05:00:46

The King of Koopas himself has grown tired of terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom. He's turned over a new Super Leaf, honing his cooking skills at the local Fogo De Chao. But it's not hard to go fr...

Headlines! Prophetic Painter Picks Pickle for Centerpiece from 2023-01-09T05:00:58

A world famous artist of many mediums is unexpectedly struck by lightning. However the miraculous event did not kill the artist, but gave him insight into the future of the pieces he paints. We'...

Headlines! Candle Vandal Scandal Handled by Powerful PR Person from 2023-01-02T05:00:38

Scandal strikes famed New York City candle store, Moby Wick, in the form of a late night vandalization. But could this vandalization also be considered a work of art in its own right? It all dep...

Interviews! Free To Be Zoo and Me from 2022-12-26T05:00:26

After getting mixed up in the Kansas City (Kansas) Mafia, Ronald finds himself in a train car full of flamingos being delivered to Richard "Dickie" DuBois, a tamer of beasts and general adventur...

Holiday Headlines! Mrs. Clause's Log Blog Causes Community Commotion from 2022-12-19T05:00:02

'Tis the season! Old Saint Nick has his passions and hobbies, but what about Mrs. Clause? In her own time she leads a very interesting and passionate life. But is it a life that the P.T.A. appro...

Holiday Headlines! Freaky Frosty's Full Frontal Finds Fans from 2022-12-12T17:00:12

More holiday episodes for the season! After a magical hat finds its way onto a fully nude snowperson and brings it to life, a couple of underground entrepreneurs make it their business to capita...

Holiday Headlines! Wrongly Wired Wreaths Wreak Reeking Havoc from 2022-12-05T05:00:35

The holidays are here and what better way to celebrate than with a prank stinky wreath to hang on your neighbor's door from the good folks over at Wreatheon? Who doesn't love a holiday prank? Be...

Headlines! Sewers Suffer as Manure Mania Sweeps Swampy City from 2022-11-28T05:00:45

Mulchfest 2022 comes to Jacksonville and everyone wants to get in on the action. The highly coveted first prize for Best Mulch is on the line as participants tweak their Humanure recipes to get ...

Headlines! Defenseless Fencer Fears For Future After Fighting Flop Backfires from 2022-11-21T05:00:52

At this years World Fencing Championship there is one standout amongst all the contestants. When this particularly sleazy swordsman decides to take a dive, though, the results, for him at least,...

Interviews! The Shining... Thing That I Found On the Ground and Picked Up With My Beak from 2022-11-14T05:00:19

Matthias learns the hard way that Phillies fans take their baseball seriously when he accidentally causes them to lose by 28 points by unknowingly keeping their playbook from the team for the wh...

Headlines! Crazed Cornish Hens Create Chaos at Cambridge Cricket Match from 2022-11-07T05:00:48

A Christmastime Cricket match at Cambridge University turns ugly when a flock of chickens escapes the university agriculture lab. But like true athletes these players play on, with some slight m...

DEADlines! Ghostly Gourmand Gobbles Up Grandpa's Gourmet Goose Dinner from 2022-10-31T04:00:26

Matthais regales us with a tale from his own life going back all the way to this past month's Grandpa's Day. Turns out Grandpa's fatal skin-mite infestation is the least of his worries! On top o...

DEADLINES! Cryptkeeper Keeps Cryptid Cryptocurrency Current with Creepy Vids from 2022-10-24T04:00:25

Creepy Gary is at it again! This time he's going around a renowned Brooklyn cemetery hawking his new cryptid themed NFT videos to all the kids. Who will be the first to take him down? The SEC? D...

DEADlines! Future Frankenstein Finagles Friends into Finding Loose Phalanges from 2022-10-17T04:00

A young descendant of a certain mad professor begins to yearn for the sciences after getting in touch with his agricultural side. His next project requires more than one set of hands, so he enli...

Interviews! Private Investor-gator from 2022-10-10T04:00:48

Ronald finds himself having the time of his life on the road with a touring children's entertainer. But when their stop in Kansas City, KS takes a dark turn he's left to fend for himself without...

Headlines! Chucky's Truck Keys Prove Lucky After Canuck's Sneeze Sends Puck Breezing from 2022-10-03T04:00:57

A stray puck from an open air hockey game in Canada brings Chuck McGillicutty, a local mullet-haver, mere inches from demise. But the puck has more in store for ol' Chuck than threatening his ve...

Headlines! Care Bear Prayer Square Fares Eclair Scare from 2022-09-26T04:00:59

A group of Christian Care Bear enthusiasts find themselves at the annual Care Bear Convention like they do ever year. But this time something's gone terribly wrong! The pastry chef they've hired...

Headlines! Hooved Hoards Hover Over Butter Bucket from 2022-09-19T04:00:48

Farmer August couldn't believe his eyes when he came out and saw all of his barnyard animals levitating. How did it come to this? It turns out the old butter bucket might not be as benign as we ...

Interviews! The Umpire Strikes Bat from 2022-09-12T04:00:50

Matthias finally joins a cult, it was bound to happen at some point. But his residency does not last long as he is soon literally cast off the ship with nothing but a barrel to cover his bits. H...

Headlines! A Lotta Frittata Fanatics Furious Over Freidi's Firing from 2022-09-05T04:00:20

Staff changes at The Crustless Quiche in New York City have caused a drop in the quality of their cuisine. And the person that's most upset by this? Matthias himself! He sets out to investigate ...

Headlines! Cape Cod Carpenter Causes Carnival Cruise Ship to Collapse from 2022-08-29T04:00:24

The root of all chaos is the buffet table, and that's no exception on a cruise ship. When one unruly cruiser doesn't get his way at the buffet, he makes sure that nobody does, even if it means c...

Headlines! Clueless Cleaver Couldn't Clip the Clever Clover from 2022-08-25T04:00:12

Things go from bad to works when Herb, the estate groundskeeper, fails to execute the mowing of a perfect lawn due to one stubborn clover. So, of course, he now has only one course of action, ex...

Headlines! Careful Consumers Steer Clear of Cleveland Cat Cafe from 2022-08-22T04:00:27

If you've ever been in the mood to grab a cup of coffee and stare at an endangered feline, now there's a place in Cleveland where you can do both. But visit at your own risk, cat allergies might...

Headlines! Group of Gregarious Goats found Graciously Grazing in Brooklyn Graveyard from 2022-08-18T04:00:09

Has Clooney pulled his biggest prank yet!? The residents of one Brooklyn neighborhood may be the latest victims of the notorious prankster's latest caper involving a heard of goats, a desperate ...

Headlines! Tomb Raider's Crusade Delayed by Rude Invader from 2022-08-15T04:00:33

Shelly Wolfcraft, a renowned treasure hunter, finds herself deep in the heart of Kentucky searching for lost pirates' gold. Why is she looking in a landlocked state? What mysterious figure does ...

Interviews! Are Youth Not Entertained?! from 2022-08-08T04:00:47

Ronald finds himself acting as a bison-whisperer after a head on collision brings him face to face with a wooly behemoth. After taming his new bison buddy he takes him for a ride across the plai...

Headlines! Cranky Codebreaker Can't Crack Capybara Captcha from 2022-08-04T04:00:34

A hacker who goes by the name Skunkherder wants to put his cyber-skills to use at the CIA. The only problem? He can't crack CIA.org's Captcha due to a crippling case of rodent blindness.

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Headlines! Drunk Hunk Gets Punked With Trunk of Skunks from 2022-08-01T04:00:12

The new hit show Prank Tank has taken the world by storm. But to keep things fresh, they've incorporated a new facet into the show, sex appeal! But it turns out putting a bunch of beefy hunks on...

Bereft Bedazzler Embezzles From Several Sizzlers from 2022-07-28T16:00:26

The beloved Mister "Sizzler" Lawson has suffered an untimely death, leaving his crafty wife, Mary, to take over his robust stable of Sizzler restaurants. But Mary might have gotten a little too ...

Headlines! Glowering Sow Plows Into Cowering Cow from 2022-07-25T04:00:51

What's old farmer McCreary up to this time? Looks like he's got an enterprising business venture with his most prized cow, Bessie! But not all the animals on the farm are happy about it... and t...

Headlines! Summer Fungus Breaches Beach to be Among Us from 2022-07-21T04:00:33

What could the mysterious from forming on the beaches across these United States possibly be? And why are more and more beachgoers going missing all of a sudden? I may just be a podcast descript...

Headlines! Damned Dalmatian Dramatically Dominates Demonic Dog Show from 2022-07-18T04:00:08

Unholy Hounds! This week we take you to the the way way way down under (aka HELL) where a special competition is happening to determine the most evil of all of the demonic dogs. This event has e...

Headlines! Phantom Firetruck Baffles Boise Buffoons from 2022-07-14T04:00:17

On a trip back to his great grandfather's Idaho home, Matthias recalls childhood memories of jug blowin' on the front porch. However, when he gets the band back together, not everyone in the nei...

Headlines! Moose on the Loose After Caboose Detached… by Goose from 2022-07-11T04:00:33

The great Canadian frontier! Nature's beauty only overlooked by the spectacular sights of Hyman's Traveling Circus. But what attraction do you seek? Moose vs. shriners? Goose vs strongman? It's ...

Interviews! Naked and Cosplayed from 2022-07-04T04:00:07

Matthias finds himself hot on the heels of a dump truck full of beach sand headed for Colonial Willysburg, a resort located in Richmond, VA. Once he finally gets there he tracks down Aaron Water...

Headlines! Noted Naysayer Neglectfully Noshes on New Neighbors Nanners from 2022-06-30T04:00:44

Everyone has that one neighbor that they just can't get along with. Well Jeramiah Bullfrog is that neighbor for all of Dayton, Ohio. And what he did at the neighborhood block party will downrigh...

Headlines! Silly String Settles Seventh Seal Stalemate from 2022-06-27T04:00:05

In the faraway land of Sweden, a man named Bjorn is presented with an ultimatum, beat Death in a simple board game, or take a trip down the River Styx. 

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Headlines! Snooty Siblings Sip Sazeracs In Sizable Snifters from 2022-06-23T05:33

The very wealthy Bingham brothers have opened up their very own 100% marble cocktail bar right in the middle of central park. Get the inside scoop here! Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they ...

Headlines! Kid's Cryptid Squid Vid Lacks Kraken Pack's Backing from 2022-06-20T04:00:34

Bigfoot? Out! We're through with that hairy dude. We're focusing on the sea's number one hottest creature now, the Kraken! 

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Headlines! Paranoid Putter Pops Perry the Parrot (right in the kisser) from 2022-06-16T04:00:46

When a renowned golfer is called back to the links, his paranoia gets the best of him.

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Headlines! Parents Pan Panda Dance Ban from 2022-06-13T04:00:51

A fight breaks out between parents, teachers, teens, and mimes. Who will live? Who will die? Who will get TikTok famous? Listen here to find out.

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Interviews! That's Advice-y Meatball from 2022-06-06T04:00:01

Ronald finds himself neck deep in a Wisconsin nightclub where he meets Alfonso Friseé, a man who he would soon find out to be the one and only Raguru.

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Headlines! Mack's Back-Cracking Hack Lacks Medical Review from 2022-06-03T04:00:37

Back problems? This one trick will solve them all, but it comes with a price.

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Headlines! Mashed Potato Masturbator Asks Waiter for Extra Gator from 2022-05-31T23:18:47

An entrepreneur from Silicon Valley lends his advice to a Florida restauranteur.

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Headlines! Haim Finds Time for Mime Crimes from 2022-05-26T04:00:26

The famous musical act Haim becomes infamous with their new act.

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Pickled Prawns: Powerful Presence at Picnic from 2022-05-23T04:00:32

Is twice a week too much for a company picnic? Not as long as the pickled prawns keep flowing!

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Jacked Jack Flings Flipped Flapjacks During Quack Attack from 2022-05-19T04:00:45

A group of hungry Denny's Diners finds out why you don't mess with a duck's pond.

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Headlines! Unbreakable Eggs Plague Chef Craig from 2022-05-16T04:00:12

There's trouble brewing at Matthias's favorite egg restaurant.

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Headlines! Uncommonly Comfy Couch Creates Chaos in Central Park from 2022-05-12T04:00:43

A mysterious couch appears in Central Park and everyone wants a sit!

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Headlines! Boorish Bohemians Brave Bustling Bus Ride to Birmingham's Burning Man from 2022-05-09T04:00:08

A group of 1337 New Yorkers sets out to see their favorite DJ's new live set.

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Interviews! The Dust Devil Went Down to Georgia from 2022-05-02T04:00:40

Matthias joins the Sea-Doo Swashbucklers, a teenage jetski gang, before finding himself traded off to a rival gang who deposits his sorry ass in Savannah, Georgia where he meets William Snodgras...

Headlines! Wailing Waylon Lays Waste To Frito-Lays Stage from 2022-04-28T04:00:18

A man teams up with his squirrel roommate to rock the town of Topeka, Kansas.

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Headlines! Herring Wearing Karen Daring Carrying Carrion as Carry On from 2022-04-25T04:00:07

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but when one Icelandic fashion designer decides to travel there are plenty of fish in the air.

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Headlines! Portly Python Proudly Prevails at PieCon's Pie-a-thon from 2022-04-21T04:00

Could you bake multiple pies without baking yourself into a pie? I don't think so. Prove me wrong.

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Headlines! Tornado Throws Jumpin' Joe on Solo Blade Rodeo from 2022-04-18T04:00

Tornados are tearing through town! Nobody else to call but Jumpin' Joe himself!

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Headlines! Stolen Base Chase Leads to Race First Place from 2022-04-14T04:00

What shoes are you wearing to this year's race? Maybe this episode can help inform your decision.

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Headlines! “Hogwash,” Hollers Horace as Hooves Rush In from 2022-04-11T04:00

How can one really know the true essence of a pig? One farmer might have the answers.

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Interviews! I Know This Mulch is Poo from 2022-04-04T04:00

Ronald floats his way to sunny Minnesota where he's greeted by the Bronze Fonz and the city's only Metropolitan Manure Man, Peter Peccerino.

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I Know This Mulch is Poo from 2022-04-04T04:00

Ronald floats his way to sunny Minnesota where he's greeted by the Bronze Fonz and the city's only Metropolitan Manure Man, Peter Peccerino.

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Headlines! Crestfallen Coddler Can't Cope with Campus Coronation from 2022-03-31T04:00

The young grow up so fast. For one coddling parent, perhaps too fast.

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Headlines! Fallen Football Fan Favorite Flicks Fingerlings for Fresno Fry Franchise from 2022-03-28T05:16:49

Football… you can be the foot, or you can be the ball. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit your own headline...

Headlines! Hankering for Hickory Lands Smoky Okie in the Pokey from 2022-03-24T04:00

The tongue is a magnificent instrument of the human body. Please do not take your taste buds for granted. They only work to serve you.

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Headlines! Secret Saucier Surreptitiously Slips Spicy Sauces to Servers from 2022-03-21T04:00

Treachery is underfoot at Che Critique, so you had better watch your step!

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Headlines! Cranberry Cobbler Gobbled by Awful Hobbler from 2022-03-17T04:00

We've got a tasty pastry thief on our hands in today's episode. Who could it be? The answer might surprise you.

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Headlines! Wrestler Rescues RVers from Rampaging Rodent from 2022-03-14T04:00

That's right! It's that time of the year. I hope you're ready for March's Arches because I certainly am not. And neither were a group of sight seers when they were viciously attacked!

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Interviews! Pole-ing Poorly from 2022-03-07T05:00

Matthias finds himself amongst the likes of a sex crazed porridge posse. He manages to escape and finds himself at Hank's House of Pole where he interviews Hank Utely, self proclaimed Pole Man. ...

Headlines! Menacing Matriarch Masters Mixed Martial Arts from 2022-03-03T05:36:48

Grandmas, just when you think you’ve got them figured out they toss out the book that you got them from the airport and ditch you for a bare knuckle boxing match. Join Ronald and Matthais every we...

Headlines! Subway Surfer Survives Surprise Shark Sighting from 2022-02-28T05:00

How can you make a sharknado even worse? Put it in a New York City subway.

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Headlines! Wistful Wizard Wishes Witch Would Whisk Wimps from 2022-02-24T05:00

A shameful wizard what disappears his own poop finds himself single in the city.

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Headlines! Prestigious Puppetry Pageant Postponed by Pesky Pests from 2022-02-21T05:00

If you are into ventriloquism and parasitic worms, then have we got the episode for you!

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Headlines! Careening Corks Create Chaos from 2022-02-17T05:00

Matthias Spiegel happens to be at the right place at the right time and with the right katana to save the day.

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Headlines! Tic Tac Toe Turns Treacherous as Teams Take Trickery Too Far from 2022-02-14T05:00

We take a deep dive into George Clooney's mysterious roots in this episode about a Tic Tac Toe Tournament.

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Interviews! The Whole Booth and Nothing But the Booth from 2022-02-07T05:00

After escaping a deadly concentration of sunlight in an original Model T, Ronald finds himself in Chicago's own Grant Park. There he attempts to enter the famous Bean sculpture, but is sidetrack...

Headlines! Tyke on Bike Strikes Out On Pike, Gets Likes from 2022-02-03T05:00

Kids these days... Some punk on a big wheels hits the open road and causes calamity.

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Headlines! Old Bloke Strokes, Then Croaks from 2022-01-31T05:00

Golf course shenanigans land one unlucky coursegoer in the frog house. Join Ronald and Matthais every week as they bring you the scoop behind the weirdest headlines from across the globe. Submit yo...

Headlines! Legendary Lassoer Lucky Larry Loops Lemmings for Little Lotto from 2022-01-27T05:00

What is a lottery? It's where you win a lot... of money. Except if you're participating in the Little Rock, AR state lottery. Then your prizes may vary.

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Headlines! Hardened Hamburger Hurled at Hornblower Haunts Hucker from 2022-01-24T05:00

Horns, hisses, and hamburgers! Turns out this can be a deadly combination when put in the wrong hands.

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Headlines! Jealous Jouster Jauntily Jabs at Juggler's Jugular from 2022-01-20T05:00

A jouster feels that the court jester has stepped over the line. Could it be true? Find out more on today's episode.

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Headlines! Promiscuous Paladin Parades Pompously around Promenade from 2022-01-17T05:00

A bean-filled town in England can't escape the sexual musings of the town paladin.

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Headlines! Little Fiddler’s Brittle Bones Bring Big Bucks Back to Middle America from 2022-01-13T05:00

A young fiddler inadvertently causes havoc in a small town.

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Headlines! Disco Duck Defenestrates Dodger’s Darling in Dance-off Debacle from 2022-01-10T05:00

A new mascot for the Los Angeles Dodgers causes quite the controversy when it unveils its new dance moves.

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Interviews! Get Sooty from 2022-01-03T05:00

Matthias find himself on the road with a traveling Renaissance Fair until his uncouth habits get him ditched in Duluth, where he meets Giuseppe Spazzocamino.

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Headlines! Twenty Twenty Two-Parter from 2021-12-30T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Expecting Entrepreneur Encourages Emerging Empaths from 2021-12-27T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

A Reindeer With A Nose So Redlines (Copy) from 2021-12-24T20:21:34

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

A Reindeer With A Nose So Redlines from 2021-12-23T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Spock Locket Talk Docks Rocket from 2021-12-20T05:00

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Headlines! Man With Manatee Tea Party Tee Parts Keys Sea from 2021-12-16T05:00

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Headlines! Clandestine Clydesdale Clutters Classics Classroom in Clumps from 2021-12-13T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Carnival of Sold (Fixed) from 2021-12-09T02:04:16

A parachute sends Ronald right into the passenger seat of Bobcar Doullié, a salesman with his own dome. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts ...

Headlines! Draped Crepe Cape Aids in Escape from Scrape from 2021-12-02T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Cornered Countrymen Ditch Hams To Ride Rams Across the Land from 2021-11-29T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! “Turkey no Workey” Mumbles Marketplace Mascot from 2021-11-25T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Shrimpy Shriner Shoulders Boulders Saving Hoarders from 2021-11-22T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Pompous Poser Posthumously Predicts Panhandle Plunge from 2021-11-18T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Hefty Horace’s Glorious Chorus’s Last Performance Laborious from 2021-11-15T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Battery Factory Increases Faculties and Salaries of Staff With Olfactory Flattery from 2021-11-11T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Desperate Denver Despot Donates Desktops to Dissuade Diss Tracks from 2021-11-08T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! It's Parasol in the Hips from 2021-11-01T04:00

Thanks to the help of a very sturdy dolly and a passing sheep truck, Matthias finds himself in the town of Seattle where he interviews Brandon Tipple, an umbrella designer. Written, Recorded, and ...

Shorts! Headlesslines! from 2021-10-25T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Poodle’s Feudal Noodle Strudel Bake Proves Futile from 2021-10-21T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Gorgon Gorges on Gorgeous George’s Porridge in Gorge from 2021-10-18T04:22:27

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Gaunt Debutant Flaunts Hearty Haunches from 2021-10-14T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Stuck in a rut? Find luck in a nut! from 2021-10-11T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Jumpin' Equine, Rock Your Body and Dive from 2021-10-04T04:00

Ronald finds himself beautiful St. Louis after unintentionally stowing away on a train from Minneapolis. There he meets Chuck Mutton and St. Etienne, a competitive horse diving team practicing for ...

Headlines! Harmless Huguenot Harnesses Hornet Hormones from 2021-09-30T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Hordes of Bored Lords Hoard Swords in Fjords from 2021-09-27T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Salacious Salamander Salad Solicits Slander from 2021-09-23T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Christly Crawdad Catcher Converts Cavalcade of Carpathian Carpenters from 2021-09-20T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Puppy Parade Pauses for Possible Possum Problem from 2021-09-16T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Headmaster's Plaster Masks Make Math the Fast Path from 2021-09-13T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Recline of Upholstered Civilization from 2021-09-06T04:00

After an incident with a brakeless monster truck lands Matthias unconscious in Tacoma, WA, a kindly shop keeper brings him back to health and reveals some dangerous secrets about himself. Written,...

Headlines! Cicada Lemonade a Failure for Fading Gradeschool Aides from 2021-09-02T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Campers Glam Vanity Causes Clam Calamity from 2021-08-30T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Phoney Bologna Fools Stoney Coney Island Cronies from 2021-08-26T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Sentient Serpent Senses Scandal from 2021-08-23T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Fallon Fails Gallon Challenge from 2021-08-19T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Hoagie’s Heros Halts Havarti Handouts from 2021-08-16T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! City Slicker Sips Silently Since Slipping Down Gullet Gulch from 2021-08-12T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Cherished Parrot Perished in Ferret Scare Hit from 2021-08-09T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Pitiful Little Fool Drowns In Skittle Filled Pool from 2021-08-05T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Winners and Snoozers from 2021-08-02T04:00

Ronald escapes the mountains of Montana on a stolen Tour Bus only to crash it right into a hospital several states away. Lucky for him, Lunessa Pubella, Dream Coach, was there to assess his many da...

Headlines! Freaky Frontman Forgoes Fourpiece to Fry Flounders from 2021-07-29T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Cycling Cyclops Swerves Swiftly, Sacrificing Self, Saving Swans from 2021-07-26T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Chivalrous Sherpa Ushers Shorn Sheep to Gentle Sleep from 2021-07-22T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Realtor Risks Reputation, Reveals Reptile Relationship from 2021-07-19T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! “Sock Hop Rocks” Sarcastically Scoffs Mop Top from 2021-07-15T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Cartoon Baboon Lampooned by Balloon Festooned Goons from 2021-07-08T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Heavy Duty Suspension of Disbelief from 2021-07-05T04:00

After escaping a wine smuggling pirate ship, Matthias finds himself at Bakersfield, California's very own Truck-o-Rama-Dome where he meets Rodney Guzzlemain, a professional Monster Truck Driver and...

Headlines! Jam Band’s Glam Ham Man Canned from 2021-07-01T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Terminator Tug-of-War Tryouts Trigger Terrified Tarot Readers from 2021-06-28T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Taco Truck Topples Terrorizing Tank from 2021-06-24T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Potter's Spotter Daughter Fodders Otter Slaughter from 2021-06-21T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Gruff Puff Chef Says Cut Crusts are a Must from 2021-06-17T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Horny Hornets Terrorize Town of Torrance from 2021-06-14T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Tired Teachers Try Tricky Technique To Test Tots from 2021-06-10T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Dark Ammonite Rises from 2021-06-07T04:00

Some bad directions put Ronald on a bus to Montana where he meets Charleton Bently Bingham, a world renowned Fossilier and water slide enthusiast. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio...

Headlines! Miser None-the-Wiser After Fried Wires Cause Mire Fires from 2021-06-03T16:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Potted Plants Pose Precociously for Photoshoot from 2021-05-31T16:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Mormon Forman Torments Norman, His Doorman from 2021-05-24T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Timid Tricyclist Tries Tempting Fate in Treacherous Tightrope Act from 2021-05-17T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Sails of Justice from 2021-05-10T04:00

After tunneling out of prison, Matthias finds himself aboard a sailing vessel with Skip Tallywhistle, professional sailor. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music b...

Headlines! Trilby Triads of Tribeca Take Tuxedo Tea Time Party Hostage from 2021-05-03T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Lardy Lad Lauded As Hero After Surviving Garbage Truck Pickup from 2021-04-26T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Several Humans Worth of Remains Found in New Community Garden from 2021-04-19T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Ponder the Responder from 2021-04-12T04:00

A 2016 re-release from the archives! After a near vehicular homicide, Ronald gets curious about the emergency service dispatch system and sets out to get to the bottom of the operation. Written, R...

Interviews! Big Screen Telepuppy from 2021-04-05T04:00

A mulching competition brings Ronald to the City of Angels where he meets Percival LaFontaine, Pet Psychic To The Starts. They discuss what exactly a pet psychic does and Percival's interactions wi...

Headlines! Osteoperogies from 2021-03-29T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Bonus Breaking News Headline! Lethargic Leprechauns Left Languid After LARP Launch from 2021-03-17T04:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Wager Danger from 2021-03-15T04:00

After a long journey in the back of a chicken truck Matthias finds himself in Sparks, Nevada. There he hits it big in the casino circuit and eventually meets a professional gamblin' man by the name...

Headlines! Not the Way I Go To Dave & Buster's from 2021-03-01T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Bloom Where It Happened from 2021-02-15T05:00

After a failed engagement, Ronald attempts to rid his apartment of all his ex's plants with the help of Bobby Cabarabi, AKA The Plant Whisperer. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio a...

Headlines! Guy Fawkes Talks Fox on Vox from 2021-02-01T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Sheraton Charlatan from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

After narrowly escaping the a certain ordered death, Ronald finds himself in a Chinatown hotel among the many followers of Brinkly P. Shaftman, a proclaimed self-help guru with gusto. But That's A...

Interviews! Better off Sled from 2021-01-18T05:00

After a travel mix up Matthais finds himself at Down Low Too Slope where he meets tabogganist Herschel Tarkington. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal...

Bonus Breaking News Headline! Here Bidet, Gone Tomorrow from 2021-01-15T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Headlines! Spoon was a Twig from 2021-01-04T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! Sleigh It Ain't So from 2020-12-14T05:00

In this special Christmas episode Ronald gets the scoop behind the newest rideshare option Uber X-Mmas Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @...

Headlines! A Grizzly Affair from 2020-12-07T05:00

Ronald and Matthias bring you the scoop behind weirdest recent headlines from across the globe. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animali...

Interviews! The Off Price Parade from 2020-11-16T05:00

In need of party decorations for his Thanksgiving Feast, Matthias stumbles across a new parade in town that's sure to give Macy's a run for their money. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew D...

Interviews! The Groundscreeper, Old Man Dinkins from 2020-10-19T04:00

While searching for a plot to lay his body to rest, Ronald is introduced to Old Man Dinkins, the cemetery groundskeeper. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by ...

Interviews! This Building's On Fire from 2020-09-14T04:00

After surviving an office building fire Randy finds the one man who can give him the answers he needs, the building's own fire safety inspector, Randy Clackson. Written, Recorded, and Directed by...

Interviews! The Right Puff from 2020-08-17T04:00

Ronald discovers the world of vaping and the worlds first vapour artist, Joel Sinnabun. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instincts @animalinstincts

Interviews! AutoBoned from 2020-07-20T04:00

Matthias damages his only food vessel during a festive party and needs to order a new hubcap. That's where he meets hubcap expert Kurd Jenkins. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio an...

Interviews! Edmond Scuttleborough from 2020-06-15T04:00

Matthias ventures into the unknown while interviewing expert mountain climber, explorer, and author Edmond Scuttleborough Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by...

Interviews! Cook Who's Talking from 2020-05-18T04:00

Ronald tests his culinary merit against internet famous chef, entrepreneur, and maverick, Brain Fromaggio. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera Music by Animal Instinc...

Interviews! Bob Wyre from 2020-04-27T04:00

Ronald learns about business, security, and the kite flying community from Bob Wyre, owner of Bob and Barb Wyre's Barbed Wire Emporium. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damitio and Dan Ca...

Bird is the Word from 2020-03-16T19:28:05

In this reissue of our first episode Ronald finds the premier bird watcher in New York City. They go on a quest to find the rarest bird in the city. Written, Recorded, and Directed by Andrew Damit...

Interviews! Francois Gruyere from 2020-02-17T05:00

Ronald interviews an animal birthing expert. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera. Email us at butthatsadifferentstory@gmai...

But That's A Different Diary! Baby New Year from 2020-01-06T05:00

Ronald starts off the new year by recording his very first audio diary with a visit from Baby New Year. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio...

Interviews! The Fast and the Douglas Fir-ious from 2019-12-23T05:00

After a family mishap with a prized piece of pine Matthias sets out to replace it with the perfect wood. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damiti...

Shorts! Shuck Tank from 2019-11-18T05:00

Ronald is a celebrity judge in this week's episode of Shuck Tank, Empty Jar's newest show where contestants pitch their best corn based ideas. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced,...

Shorts! It's A Swamp Thang from 2019-10-14T04:00

Ronald guests hosts It's A Swamp Thang, a new advise show for the normally para on the Empty Jar Network. The Bog Beast is filling in for the Swamp Thang this week, but still has plenty of wisdom f...

Shorts! Podtasks from 2019-09-16T04:00

Matthias and Ronald guide you through your daily routine by pairing tasks with some of the great new podcasts from Empty Jar! But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and reco...

Interviews! The Mediocre Municipality from 2019-08-19T04:00

Matthias gets more than he bargained for when he test drives the brand new Edison Electromobile and ends up in the town of Thistledew where he meets the mayor. But That's A Different Story... is c...

Death Wishes from 2019-07-15T04:00

Matthias and Ronald team up to find the true meaning behind a select few's posthumous preparations. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and ...

Making a Killing (Part 2) from 2019-05-15T04:00

The thrilling conclusion to Ronald's search for the perfect murder. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera. Featuring music b...

Making a Killing (Part 1) from 2019-04-15T04:00

Ronald gets ahead of the game by interviewing potential murder suspects. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera. Featuring mus...

Interviews! The Curse of the Slaughtered Scallop from 2019-03-18T04:00

Matthia's egg obsession lands him in some poaching hot water at the Lawful Waffle where he runs into an inquisitive investigator. But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and ...

Interviews! All About the Denim Mens from 2019-02-18T05:00

Ronald's recent bout with glaucoma leads him to a teenaged learning facility to obtain some pain relief. There he meets Adam Enim, a high school janitor with a heart of mold. But That's A Differen...

Shorts! Oponions from 2019-01-16T05:00

Matthias and Ronald rate and review various veggies! But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera. Featuring music by Animal Instin...

Interviews! Elfer Shelfer from 2018-12-18T14:01:22

A special BTADS holiday episode! While on a quest for the perfect gift, Matthias encounters a famed Christmas mascot.

But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and reco...

Shorts! Hot to Turkey Trot from 2018-11-13T17:14:28

Matthias and Ronald share some terrific tips for your turkey day travels!

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Deadzones, Demons, and Deathtraps! from 2018-10-24T04:00

A special Halloween food re-boo! Ronald and Guy FearScary visit the Dine & Scare Street Fair and test some unworldly delights!

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Shorts! Mary-Gorilla-Round from 2018-09-20T04:00

On this episode we hear the tale of Mary Carousel and her many adventures.

But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Damitio and Dan Cabrera.
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The Route of All Wheelvil from 2018-08-29T04:00

Matthias and Ronald discuss the new BTADS website, www.butthatsapodcast.com.
Ronald takes a bicycle trip down memory lane with Billy Pedalson, a lifelong paperboy, but encounters some nasty obs...

Interviews! Sand Castlevania from 2018-07-16T04:00

Matthias and Ronald discuss their blossoming beach bodies. Matthias searches for the hot beach trends of 2018.

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Rat's What I'm Talkin' About from 2018-06-11T04:00

Matthias profiles one of New York City's most prolific collector of vicious vermin. Ronald tackles one of the city's biggest bank heists in history.

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Shorts! Ready Eddie's Beddin' Brunch Break from 2018-05-04T18:19:42

Looking for the perfect Mother's Day Gift? Well look no further! Ready Eddie's got you covered in more ways than one.

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Meet You By the Monkey Bars from 2018-04-20T22:53:35

Ronald does a deep dive, literally, into the ground breaking new techniques a high school principal is using to mold fresh minds.

But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, writ...

Interviews! The School of Hard Equinox from 2018-03-22T23:59:40

Ronald is up to some no-good tricks when he stumbles into a real master of celebratory ceremonies!

But That's A Different Story... is created, produced, written and recorded by Andrew Dami...

Interviews! Groundhog Zero from 2018-01-24T00:49:07

Matthias joins the Flat Earth Society and journeys down the rabbit-hole, literally, into a den of conspiracy involving Groundhog Day and a global weather conspiracy.

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Shorts! Santa's Spotlight from 2017-12-20T02:57:32

Short on ideas for gift giving this year? Worry no more! Matthias and Ronald have the perfect gift guide for you courtesy of Sizzlin' Suzie's Sexy Celebration Store!

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Shorts! Horroroscopes from 2017-10-25T03:25:15

Learn about your freaky future with Mat-DIE-as Spookle and Ronald Donald-Son-of-Sam this halloween with a new special segment, Horroroscopes.

Includes horroroscopes for A-scare-ious, Die-s...

Episode 004 - News of Soup For You from 2017-10-11T02:07:07

Episode 4 of the Emmy nominated podcast! Ronald interviews a man on a mission to eat every soup in Manhattan. The guys answer your Laundry Quandaries. A special offer for the Troop Soup Group Nude ...

Interviews! The Whom? Oh, the Unknown Soldier from 2017-10-04T02:40:34

Matthias takes a trip to the Oreo factory and discovers the most famous unknown person in the world.

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Interviews! A Snake on a Plane from 2017-10-04T02:17:21

Ronald Donaldson takes flight to Ireland and uncovers the secrets of Saint Patrick and the dastardly plot of a sneaky snake.


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Interviews! Calling Dr. Strangelove from 2017-10-04T02:06:49

Matthias gets back into the dating game and out of poverty in this exclusive interview with the inventor of Love Potions Number one through eight, H. Thaddeus Crump.


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Interviews! If you can't stand the heat get out of the Blitzen from 2017-10-04T01:59:22

In this special holiday episode of BTADS Ronny D. sets out to battle Global Warming and conducts an interesting interview with a former member of Santa's entourage.


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Episode 003 - Honoring History from 2017-10-04T01:53:04

Episode 3 of the critically lauded series.
We take a look into the past in this episode by escorting the listener to a POW camp in WWII Germany, post dating our family tree, learning some secre...

Interviews! Werewolf Are They Now? from 2017-10-04T01:46:42

A special Halloween BONUS episode featuring an interview with one of Silicon Valley's spookiest developers!


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Episode 002 - Hello? Is It Thieves You're Looking For? from 2017-10-04T01:37:58

Episode 2 of the critically acclaimed series.
We crack the case on crime in the city and give you some helpful hints on organizing your sauce drawer.

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