Podcasts by Bye Pumkin
Bye Pumkin is a rewind podcast for niche trash reality tv shows. Take a deep dive into shallow pools every Sunday morning.
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Beware the Slenderman [RERUN] from 2023-12-10T14:23:58
content warning: violence against children, sexual assault against children
This week, Princess talks about the 2017 doc about the Slenderman stabbing.
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Murder on Middle Beach [RERUN] from 2023-12-03T18:03:53
This week, we're getting into the family secrets of Madison Hamburg as he does a way too long documentary about murder mystery involving nearly everyone in his family.
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Boxing Each Other Out from 2023-11-26T10:40:02
This week, Princess talks with Vanessa from Best Week Ever Podcast (@bestweekeverpodcast) to talk about the best villain ever on TV, New York.
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Who Loves New York from 2023-11-19T10:40:02
This week, Princess talks to Flavor of Love Virgin, Naudia (@lovejones90) to talk about everything in the world but the episode they watched.
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Famous Friends and Strangeness from 2023-11-12T22:50:24
Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) is back! And we're talking about Buck Wild's blaccent, Flav's fatphobia, and when it's ok to let a sex trafficker over your crib.
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Intervention-Laney from 2023-11-05T10:05:01
Princess is sick AGAIN. And since she doesn't have a voice, let's revisit this episode from the Patreon feed. As long as the voice holds up, she'll be back next week.
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Jelly on the Telly from 2023-10-29T09:45:02
Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 4
This week, Princess is cosplaying as Marge Simpson. But before her voice went all the way out, she got together with Sonia (@soniamariesa...
She Works Hard from 2023-10-15T09:00:02
Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 3
This week, Princess knows the world is burning down but let's talk about Delishis' ass.
Flav is Blind from 2023-10-08T09:10:02
This week, Flav is blind and Princess wishes she was, too.
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Season Premiere from 2023-10-01T09:00:02
content warning: suicide
It's time for season 14 of Bye Pumkin, featuring Flavor Flav, a harem of women who don't want him, and a runaway shit on the floor of a rented mansi...
A Courtship from 2023-09-24T11:35:01
content warning: suicide
This week, Princess gets into the Christian courtship scene in this very short documentary.
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Carrie Bradshaw, Queen of the Dumb Bitches from 2023-09-17T09:55:01
This week, Princess has her first podcast threesome so she can talk about her #1 hate topic: Carrie Bradshaw. Krista and Kayla from @whatahistorypodcast join and together they shit talk a show that...
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The Curious Case of Natalia Grace from 2023-09-10T09:55:01
content warning: child abuse. Violence against disabled people.
Let's talk about Natalia Grace. Well, first let's talk about how much I hate Kody Brown for 35 minutes. This ...
AMA 8.21.23 from 2023-08-27T10:25:01
content warning: eating disorders, child abuse, domestic violence, suicide
You asked. Princess answered.
Season Finale from 2023-08-20T10:20:02
Real World, Season 12, Episodes 28 and 29
Let's wrap up Real World Vegas.
Baggage Problems from 2023-08-13T10:45:01
This week, Princess wants to investigate Dario's cheating, Brynn's mental health, and Trishelle's definition of love.
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Singles Club from 2023-08-06T05:58:37
This week, Princess is back from sabbatical and back talking about Irulan and Alton's situationship. There's also time to talk about Stephen treating Trishelle like a burrito, how not to get involv...
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A Face to Die For from 2023-07-23T15:24:01
content warning: sexual assault
This week, Princess explains the movie A Face to Die For in her own words...which may or may not be what happened in the movie. Either way, ...
McMillions from 2023-07-09T14:52:56
This episode was originally published on 1/19/23 on the Patreon. New episodes will resume in August.
This week, Princess dives into a way too long docuseries on one of her favori...
I'm Glad My Mom is Dead from 2023-07-02T10:20:01
content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, rape, suicide, eating disorders
This episode was originally published April 20, 2023 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon.
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Secrets and Sisterhood from 2023-06-25T10:55:01
content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, and suicide
This week, Princess takes a break from the roommates to talk about the sisters. In this episode, she asks how...
The Showdown from 2023-06-18T10:55:01
The Real World
Season 12
Episodes 19, 20, and 21
This week, Irulan and Alton are headlining Wrestlemania 57. It's also Arissa's birthday and we finally f...
Happy Birthday from 2023-06-11T10:00:02
The Real World,
Season 12
Episodes 16, 17, and 18
This week, the roommates head to Austraila and Princess has a lot of controversial opinions about the ...
Opening Up from 2023-06-04T10:20:01
The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 13, 14, and 15
This week, Princess is back, back, back again. She's talking funny but she's talking about Brynn's love life, ...
Secret's Out from 2023-05-21T10:30:02
The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 10, 11, and 12
content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault against a minor, homophobia
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Good to Be Bad from 2023-05-07T10:05:01
Real World: Las Vegas
Season 12
Episodes 7, 8, and 9
content warning: eating disorder
This week, Princess is talking about Irulan's choice,...
Professional Partiers from 2023-04-30T15:27:42
Real World: Las Vegas
Season 12, Episodes 4, 5, and 6
content warning: sexual assault
This week, Princess is talking about creepy bosses, Frank'...
Welcome to Las Vegas from 2023-04-23T18:13
Real World Las Vegas S12, E1, 2, and 3
Welcome to Season 13 of Bye Pumkin!
This week, Princess kicks off the new season with a new show--Real World Las Vegas. Let's m...
Princess Fix My Life 4.14.23 from 2023-04-16T15:57
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Little Women: Couples Retreat from 2023-04-09T18:22
content warning: rape, suicide, sexual assault, domestic violence This week, Princess gets to talk about the Little Women franchise and the greatest spinoff to exist in reality tv history. Shout o...
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Kandi Coated Drama from 2023-04-02T16:10
content warning: rape
This week, Princess wants to talk about Kandi, Xscape, and the Case of the Missing $30K.
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Desperate Housewives from 2023-03-26T18:55
content warning: domestic violence, rape, suicide
Princess has been watching Desperate Housewives for weeks. Let's talk about it.
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Evelyn Lozada from 2023-03-19T17:32
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 1 & 2
content warning: domestic violence
Let's go back to the beginning with Iyanla's first try at fixing lives--Evel...
RERUN: Super Nanny--The Hallenbeck Family from 2023-03-05T16:49:03
Supernanny, Season 6, Episode 9
Hey, Princess is on vacation! Here's a rerun to hold you down until next week.
This episode originally ran on April 21, 2022 on the ...
Neffie and Soullow from 2023-02-26T18:15
Iyanla Fix My Life
Season 4, Episode 11 and 12 (and also a little of Season 5, Episode 11)
content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, domestic violence, drug abuse
Mallory and Cynthia Bailey from 2023-02-19T17:16
Iyanla Fix My Life
Season 5
Episode 18
This week, Princess is joined by Naudia (@love_jones90) to talk about Mallory Bailey, the 5 to 9 Tik Tok girlies, and every ...
Kidnapped at Birth from 2023-02-12T18:33
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, Princess wants to talk about the worst Iyanla Fix My Life episode ever--the one with kidnapping victim Kamiyah Mobley. Buy merch Listen
Laura Govan from 2023-02-05T18:09
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 17 content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault This week, Princess is back and talking about Laura Govan's nose, Gilbert Arenas' energy, and how to eat ...
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RERUN: Mommy Dead and Dearest from 2023-01-29T17:18
This episode was previously published on the Patreon on December 15, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode because I'm having technical issues this week. I'll be back next week with a fresh episode. con...
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Karreuche Tran from 2023-01-22T19:48
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 3, Episode 8 content warning: domestic violence This week, Princess is talking about Chris Brown. sigh But you can't talk about Karreuche Tran without Chris Brown and you...
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Fix My Celebrity Ex-Spouse from 2023-01-15T17:33
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 14 This week, Princess is ready to talk about Sheree Whitfield's appearance on Iyanla Fix My Life. This episode delves into RHOA origins, Chateau Sheree, and B...
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Lotto Drama from 2023-01-08T18:04
Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 7 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is back back back again to kick off the new season of Bye P...
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Intervention: Family of Addicts from 2022-12-25T22:49:59
Intervention, Season 19, Episode 7 content warning: heavy drug use, domestic abuse, sexual abuse Ho ho ho. This week, let's revisit a twist-y, turn-y Intervention episode where they send half the p...
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Hoarders: Carol from 2022-12-18T14:12
content warning: mental illness, hoarding, self-harm, suicide This week, Princess takes on one of the biggest cold cases of our time--Who killed Be and why did they fuck up that big beautiful home?...
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The Vow (Season 2) from 2022-11-27T18:14
content warning: sexual abuse, emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide This week, I want to talk about the second season of The Vow. I give you a basic overview of the docuseries, talk about the s...
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Braxtons Fix My Life from 2022-11-20T18:46
content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, Naudia (@lovejones90) joins us to talk about the time Toni Braxton and her sisters asked Iylana to fi...
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Backstreet Boys: Show Them What You're Made Of from 2022-11-13T18:46
content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, David (from Friends of th...
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Goodbyes Are Never Easy from 2022-11-06T18:14
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, it's time to say goodbye to season 11 of Bye Pumkin. Let's do that by watching Natalie yell at her mom and Courtney...
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Three's A Crowd from 2022-10-30T17:00
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Natalie is a victim and I still don't know what the hell is going on with Krista, Courtney, and Doug. Buy merch
Superstore from 2022-10-23T17:39
Superstore This episode is a re-run from the Patreon vault. Next week, I'll be back with a new episode. Thanks to whomever sponsored this episode. (I've forgotten but I know I got paid so I'm gonn...
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Housewife vs Bad Girl from 2022-10-16T19:07:30
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E6 This week, Kim and Natalie go at it again and Cassie has a nervous breakdown. Buy merch Listen
Princess Fix My Life 9.30.22 from 2022-10-09T05:00
Let's take a little break from the Mother Daughter Experiment and try to solve a few problems! Buy merch her...
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The Hot Seat from 2022-10-02T17:56
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E5 This week, we get into the grossiest timeline ever with Courtney and Krista. Oh and there are other people there, too. Buy merch Listen
The Truth Hurts from 2022-09-25T19:46
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E4 This week, Natalie goes back the Bad Girls Club, Kim is late to everything, and nobody wants to hear Courtney's details. Buy merch Listen
Grave Regrets from 2022-09-18T17:22
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E3 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, let's pretend we all died. Buy merch Listen
Headlines Don't Lie from 2022-09-11T17:47
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E2 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, we're joined by Chris Klein impersonator, Mat...
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The Mother of All Drama from 2022-09-04T17:39
The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E1 This week, it's time to start season 11 of Bye Pumkin! We're talking about Speidi, Natalie Nunn's chin, and whether Courtney Stodden is the...
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Intervention--Diana from 2022-08-21T14:02:09
Intervention--Diana content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug use content note: This is an edited version because I misgendered Courtney Stodden. I didn't mean to do that so I just edited ...
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AMA 5.13.22 from 2022-08-14T18:49
Ask Me Anything This week, you asked and I answered! Sorry about the sniffles. I have allergies and I've been breathing in paint fumes all day. Buy merch Listen
Reunion Part 1 and Reunion Part 2 from 2022-08-07T18:26
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 15 and 16 This week, it's just me and you. Let's close out season 10 of Bye Pumkin with back to back tangents about Fred Savage and Marky Mark and maybe a littl...
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Slap and I Lied from 2022-07-24T19:12
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 13 and 14 This week, I have David (@carriagereturn) from The Countess and Friends talking about whether Jax is a time traveling vampire, Stassi's slapping abili...
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The Ultimatum/Til Death Do Us Part from 2022-07-17T17:28
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 11 and 12 This week, I have Mani from Mixing with Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss birthday dinners, liar liar lying faces, and totally secret proposals. Buy ...
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Rich People Annoy Me/Sur of the Border from 2022-07-10T17:28
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black p...
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Addicted and Sherlock Stassi from 2022-07-03T17:00
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, Maria (@olivianadineboutique) joins me to talk about eyelashes, holding grudges, and Vegas Scheana. Buy merch Listen
Surlesque and Lisa’s Angels from 2022-06-26T17:16
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it's OK to ask tw...
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Only the Lonely and Rumors from 2022-06-12T17:09
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone's Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness...
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This Is Us from 2022-06-05T17:29
This is Us Let's talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to. Thanks to Meaghan for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor a bonus episode,...
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Tooth or Consequences and Branded from 2022-05-29T17:18
Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 1 and 2 Helloooooooooo, season 10 of Bye Pumkin. We're kicking off this season with Liz Bentley (@bentleyliz2) of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All. T...
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Captive Audience from 2022-05-22T17:29
Captive Audience content warning: graphic talk of child sexual assault, sexual assault, murder This week, let's talk about the recent Hulu documentary on the story that inspired I Know My First Nam...
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead from 2022-05-15T17:46
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead This week, I finally talk about one of my fav movies, the start of my boner for Josh Charles, and why I check in on Christina Applegate every now and again. B...
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Black. White. from 2022-05-08T17:15
Black. White. Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: this show contains a lot of the n-word. Like, the actual word. Hard "er," too. And no, you still can't say it. This week, Kara Berry (@KaraBTweet...
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How to Fix a Drug Scandal from 2022-05-01T17:24
How to Fix a Drug Scandal This week, Stas (@AnastasiaMoore) was good enough to come on the pod after watching 4 hrs of a documentary so we can talk about the war on drugs, how to smoke crack at wor...
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Doubling Down with the Derricos from 2022-04-17T05:13:44
content warning: child abuse, infant death, miscarriage This week, I don't have a voice! So here's a republished episode from over on the Patreon. In it, we take a little break from our normal dark...
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The Rose and The Thorn from 2022-04-10T17:29
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 11 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, murder. Skip to 19:17 to avoid it. This week, we finally get Bret's Rock of Love Buy merch Listen
Meet the Parents from 2022-04-04T18:02:05
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 10 This week, we find out who raised these women. And there's someone more annoying than Lacey--her dad, Otis. Buy merch Listen
The Agony and the Ex-tacy from 2022-03-27T17:15
Sex and the City, Season 4, Episode 1 content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide Let's take a break from Bret's wig to talk about Carrie's birthday. In this episode, we talk soul mates, ...
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Vegas Baby! from 2022-03-20T17:12
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch Listen
Superfan Challenge from 2022-03-13T16:55
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Bret has some women he either slept with at a gig or hired from Central Casting come be mean to everyone. Sam packs her bag. Lacey cries. Brandi's hair ...
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Thin (with Mathilde) from 2022-02-20T18:28
content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide
This week, Princess is on vacation. So let's revisit the time she talked about Thin with Mathilde.
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Brown Family Vacation from 2022-02-13T18:22
Being Bobby Brown, Season 1, Episode 1
Thanks to Alex for commissioning this episode and giving me the opportunity to speak for 2.5 hours on Bobby Brown. In this episode,...
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Tour Bus Challenge from 2022-02-06T18:29
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 6
This week, the ladies go on a bus ride...in a parking lot.
Also, if you want to skip all the tv talk at the beginning, go to 54 m...
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First Annual Bret’s Mudbowl (with Tomlin) from 2022-01-30T18:44:21
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 5
This week, Tomlin stops by to talk about Bret's hair, Brandi M's boots, and why Justin Timberlake is such a trigger for Bret.
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Lacey's Story (with Kara Berry) from 2022-01-23T18:47
My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5
Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food B...
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Riff It Good from 2022-01-16T18:21
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4
This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo's dreams and ...
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Motocross (with Sonia) from 2022-01-09T17:37
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3
content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide
As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamari...
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The Pursuit of Porsha from 2022-01-02T18:10
content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide
Hey, Princess read Porsha Williams' book so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Talk Dirty to Me from 2021-12-20T05:46
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2
This week, let's talk about Rodeo's horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be cho...
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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time from 2021-12-12T17:32
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 1
content warning: sexual assault, suicide
Season 9 of Bye Pumkin is here!! Join me as we take a trip down memory lane to ...
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Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) (with Naudia) from 2021-12-05T17:30
The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6)
content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death
This week, we've got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk a...
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The Last Days of Left Eye from 2021-11-21T17:24:13
The Last Days of Left Eye
content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide
This week, let's be sad about Lisa Le...
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Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County from 2021-11-14T17:25
Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County
content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness
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Reunion (Part 1&Part 2) from 2021-11-07T18:56
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19
Princess lied last week. THIS is the last episode of Season 8 and it's all about the reunion. It also happens to be the 100th ep...
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Of Dogs and Men from 2021-10-24T15:54
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 16
content warning: eating disorders
This week, Carla is mad about Joe's girlfriend, Drita is mad about Lee's transfer, and R...
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Taking the Rap from 2021-10-17T17:52
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 15
This week, Karen is a business, Rene doesn't have gift bags, and Ramona can't find the lasers. Oh and Drita is a rapper.
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Mob Daughter from 2021-10-10T16:56
Mob Daughter
content warning: the first 30 minutes of this episode is about the state of Housewives franchises and my absolute believe that it's ok to talk about peop...
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If Books Could Kill from 2021-09-26T16:52
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 14
This week, Renee is scared of Carla, Drita is getting a puppy, and Ramona's missing $200K worth of jewelry!
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What Goes Around from 2021-09-19T16:27
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 13
This week, JR is still a rat but now Renee believes. Also, Drita is Jean-Claud Van Damme and Carla thinks Renee knew more than she's sayin...
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The Ultimate Betrayal from 2021-09-12T16:13
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 12
This week, JR is a rat! And Liz Bentley of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All joins us to talk about Rene's ina...
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Torn Apart from 2021-09-05T16:53
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 11
This week, Renee cries and cries and cries and cries.
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Drag Race Allstars Season 6 from 2021-08-22T17:00
Content Warning: suicide
Hey, let's take a break from this season of Bye Pumkin and talk about a show I love dearly: Drag Race. In this episode, I'll ramble on about the current ...
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Cabin Fever from 2021-08-15T16:15
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 9
This week, Drita goes to anger management, Carla is stuck in the middle, and Rene loses her shit in the Poconos.
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Tricks or Treats from 2021-08-08T16:23
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 8
This week, Rene breaks down, Drita and Ramona have dueling parties, and Big Ang drinks something disgusting.
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Intervention: Tim from 2021-08-01T16:15
Intervention, S2, E16
Content Warning: suicide, drug abuse, sexual assault, self harm
Princess is off this week and so here's a lovely little throwback ep...
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Mob Daughters from 2021-07-25T16:11
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 7
This week, Drita gets a non apology, Carla plays both sides, and Princess can't believe how far Rene will go for love.
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Fights and Facials from 2021-07-18T17:00
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 6
This week, the girls have a spa party, Rene sinks closer into madness, and Big Ang is the voice of reason.
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Old Friends, New Archenemies from 2021-07-11T16:00
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 5
This week, Mona Jones joins the podcast to talk about Big Ang's legacy, which Mob Wife she'd want to fight one-on-one, and whether the Rock...
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You Don't Wanna Go to War with Me from 2021-07-04T16:28
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 4
This week, we take a break from watching Boss Baby 2 over and over again to discuss dealing with the police, whether fighting is worth it, ...
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Makeups and Breakups from 2021-06-27T16:18
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 3
This week, we get into why Rene is really mad at Carla, Drita's divorce tour, and the Ramona of it all.
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Hell on Heels from 2021-06-13T15:50
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 2
This week picks up right at the party brawl and we get into punches, fights, and the Derek of it all.
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New Year, New War from 2021-06-06T16:31
_ POSE SPOILERS ARE IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS EPISODE! SKIP TO 15:40 TO AVOID THEM_
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 1
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The Assanti Brothers: The Final Chapter from 2021-05-23T16:35
My 600-lb Life, Season 8, Episode 22
This week, we close out the Assanti saga and Season 7 of Bye Pumkin with the final chapter of their journey. No, they didn't die. I'm...
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The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 2 from 2021-05-16T15:20
My 600-lb Life, Season 5, Episode 13
UPDATE: Hey all. This episode should have had a content warning on it for physical and sexual child abuse. I forgot. I’m sorr...
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The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 1 from 2021-05-09T16:53
My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 13
It's Assanti season...in a special three part arc, we'll explore the Assanti family, their dysfunctions, their character flaws, and t...
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Kandi and Brandi's Story from 2021-05-02T15:16
My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 1
This week, we follow Kandi and Brandi, 600-lb twins, as they get on Dr. Now's weight loss plan. We'll get into the creepiness of twins...
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JT's Story from 2021-04-25T15:44
My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4
This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we'll get into some lymphedem...
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Zsalynn's Story from 2021-04-18T15:47
My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1
This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And T...
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Lindsey's Story from 2021-04-11T16:11
My 600 LB Life Season 8, Episode 2
Listen, I'm writing this days after I recorded the episode. I don't know what this episode is about. I don't know what I said. Hopefull...
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Lisa's Story from 2021-04-04T16:00
My 600 LB Life: Season 6, Episode 7
Season 7 of Bye Pumkin is finally here. Let's kick off this My 600 LB Life journey with Lisa, a woman who can scream, lie, and give you too much inform...
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Moving Parts from 2021-03-21T16:55
Moving Parts
As we gear up for Season 7 of Bye Pumkin, let's take a little detour over to Trixie Mattel's compelling documentary, Moving Parts. In this episode, Princess chops ...
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Reunion 1 and 2 from 2021-03-14T16:00
And just like that, it's time to wrap up season 6 of Bye Pumkin on the Real Housewives of Miami. This week, we get into the reunion of it all, who is still mad, and when to stay in a mama's plac...
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Elsa Fortells a Storm/Surrounded by Hot Water/Healing Hole from 2021-03-07T16:55
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 13, 14, and 15
Let's go to Bimini! This week, we talk behind people's backs, refuse to look at proof of obvious things, and d...
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Uncomfortably Public Relations/Parents Fly South from 2021-02-28T17:10
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Princess is back from her forced vacation. This week, we get into the dinner party from hell, visits from all of the parents, and Elaine's Revenge.
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Conflicting Conflict/A Better or Bitter Place from 2021-02-14T18:00
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10
This week, it's the aftermath of The Slap. Everyone is taking sides and no on remembers what happened beca...
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Bras and Brawls I and II from 2021-02-07T17:07
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8
This week, we get into the slap of the century, Joe Francis' grossness, and a lot of people fighting in pa...
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Eager Beaver/Sexting Candles from 2021-01-31T17:04
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, everybody hates Karent, Joanna is cooking (badly), and Princess has bullied Kara Berry (from Listen
A Mynt Meltdown/She Beat Me to the Tweet from 2021-01-17T16:34
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4
This week, Joanna is Dancing with The Gays, Karent is beating Adriana to the tweet, and Princess says you'r...
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Text, Lies, and Your Smile is Fake from 2021-01-10T16:04
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 2
This week, Mama Else is OK, Adriana is rethinking her "engagement," and Princess wants access to Ana and Rudolpho'...
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A Tale of Two Miamis from 2021-01-03T16:06
Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 1
Welcome to Season 6 of Bye Pumkin. We start this one off with every possible accent in the world, old money meeting new mone...
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Princess Fix My Life 12.27.20 from 2020-12-27T11:37:45
Princess has too many of her own problems to fix so she's distracting herself with ones from the Internet. This is the last show of 2020 so let's go out with a bang.
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Dinah or Bust from 2020-12-13T12:01:44
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 9
This week, Natalie calls it quits, Whitney gets what she gives, and Princess is reluctantly saying goodbye to The Real L Word.
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Runaway Bride from 2020-12-06T11:30
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 8
This week, Rose makes amends, fashion week finally arrives for Mikey, and Princess is now in love with Tracey's disrespectful mama.
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It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want to from 2020-11-22T06:27:39
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 7
This week, Whitney straps up, Jill's chandelier falls, and Princess is tired of Tracy's disrespectful mama.
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Family Ties from 2020-11-15T11:10
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 6
This week, Jill is wearing a wig, Mikey fucks up, and Princess is trying to meet people where they are.
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Gambling with Love from 2020-11-01T11:16
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 4
This week, Jill and Nikki are haggling, Whitney is juggling women, and Princess is rambling on and on and on.
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Power of the Clam from 2020-10-11T10:23
The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 1
New season, new show! It's finally time to talk about the Real L Word. In this episode, we'll discuss how women can be fuckboys, introducing your ki...
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Spilled Milk from 2020-10-04T10:41:34
Kendra on Top, Season 3, Episode 1
Now that we've finished up with The Girls Next Door, it's time to take a little side trip over to Kendra on Top. In this episode, we'll ponder at how ...
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Clueless/It's Vegas Baby from 2020-09-27T10:10
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 14 and 15
And just like that, Season 4 of Bye Pumkin has come to an end. It's time to land this puppy and talk about murder mysteries, continuity...
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I'll Take Manhattan/My Kind of Town from 2020-09-20T10:27
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 12 and 13
Princess wants to talk about something besides what a hellscape we live in. So let's follow Holly, Bridget, and Kendra on their promo t...
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Ghostbusted/Grape Expectations from 2020-09-13T10:32
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 10 and 11
I'm back, back, back again. The holiday weekend is over and it's time to get back to work! This week I'm talking about Ghostbusters, Lo...
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True Life: I'm Hooked on Molly from 2020-09-06T10:56
Hey, it's a holiday weekend so I'm not working! But I didn't want to leave you guys hanging so here's a bonus episode from the Patreon archives. It features the incomparable Liz Bentley and we g...
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Midsummer's Night Dream/Under the Covers from 2020-08-30T10:52
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 8 and 9
This week, I've got Mona (@kirida) from How About No podcast. We talk about Holly cleaning up dildos, think about what it takes to get wa...
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Operation Playmate/Just Shoot Me from 2020-08-23T10:18
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 6 and 7
This week, the girls are wearing old, used clothing in one episode and posing naked in another one. I get into the Playboy sorority life,...
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What Happens in Vegas/Fight Night from 2020-08-16T10:15
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 4 and 5
This week, we've got company. Sonia from Rewind the Love Podcast came on to dish about sad day trips to Vegas, how Hugh Hefner led to R K...
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New Girls in Town/Happy Birthday Kendra from 2020-08-09T10:37
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 2 and 3
In this episode, we get some visiting playmates and a birthday. Princess gets into how a girlfriend gets on the cover of Playboy, Kendra'...
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Meet the Girls from 2020-08-02T10:20
The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episode 1
Welcome to season four of Bye Pumkin and this season, we're headed to that old, decrepit, piss covered den of sin, the Playboy Mansion. In this ...
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Growing Up Gotti: Ten Years Later from 2020-07-26T12:55:57
Growing Up Gotti: 10 Years Later
It's the last Growing Up Gotti episode! This week, Princess checks in on the family ten years after the premiere. She gets into what's changed, what's s...
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Upstate Without a Paddle from 2020-07-19T09:22
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 11
This week, Princess talks about the season finale of the first season of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode, she gets into camping, getting so angr...
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Dress to Kill from 2020-07-12T10:43
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 10
Princess is back from vacation and doesn't remember how to podcast. But if you're willing to brave this episode, you'll here about how the Gottis ...
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Open House of Pain from 2020-06-28T10:55
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 9
This week, Princess is getting ready to go on vacation. But before she goes, she gives you another episode of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode she...
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Paul in the Family from 2020-06-21T11:15
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 8
This week, Princess has a celebrity guest: Troy McEady of Dunzo! ...
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The Godmother from 2020-06-14T10:32
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 7
This week, Princess is up late and loopy. She calls John Gotti a murderer several times, thinks the Gotti boys belong in a zoo, and proclaims Victo...
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Dinner Party Animals from 2020-06-07T13:15:49
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 6
This week, Princess reminds you that she is black and can't stop being black. She also talks about dinner parties, beef wellington, and why she thi...
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Grad to Meet You from 2020-05-31T10:28
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 5
This week, Princess has to laugh to keep from crying. She talks about event planning, how to be a good assistant and what she would do if someone s...
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Loons Over Miami from 2020-05-17T10:47
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 4
This week, Princess recaps the Gottis in Miami. She talks about family vacays, juvenile pranks, and what being connected to the mob really looks li...
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Manscaping from 2020-05-10T10:43
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 3
This week, Princess talks you through John getting a tattoo and Victoria pretending to be interested in a model/landscaper. She rambles about gross...
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Mother's Day from 2020-05-03T10:26
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 2
This week, Princess continues season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks parenting tactics, gaudy decor, and how to take away a ki...
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Selling the House/Blind Date from 2020-04-26T10:08
Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 1
This week, Princess starts season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks filthy white outfits, too long hair, and being a mafia princ...
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Bonus Episode: Princess Fix My Life from 2020-04-19T17:29:17
This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode in between seasons. She gets into eating disorders, crazy exes, and what to do when your mom won't let go of your wisdom teeth.
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Bonus Episode: Danny Bonaduce is a Crazy Person from 2020-04-12T10:26
This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode where she wraps up season two of Breaking Bonaduce. She talks about Danny's need to be in relationshp, manipulating children, and the difference betw...
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Danny's From Venus (with Liz Bentley) from 2020-04-05T10:05
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 11
This week, Princess captured the podcast machine known as Liz Bentley and forced her to record an episode. Together they talk about the far reach...
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Bonus Episode: Tiger Queens (with Kara Berry) from 2020-03-31T13:31:17
Princess and Kara Berry (Everyone's Business But Mine) spend almost three hours talking about Netflix's Tiger King. Kara introduces the term "methosexuals" to Princess. Princess tells K...
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Party of One (with Kara Berry) from 2020-03-29T10:01
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 10
This week, Princess bullied Kara Berry onto the podcast. Together they talk about reading the room, trusting a hairdresser with terrible extensio...
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Home Alone from 2020-03-22T10:52
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 9
This week, Princess is in quarantine and needs a break. She talks about being an introvert, finding something you like on the menu, and how stupid...
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Daddy's Little Girl from 2020-03-15T10:32
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 8
This week, Princess talks about being a weird kid, the power of music therapy, and believing your own bullshit. Listen now because this might be t...
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Tough Love from 2020-03-08T10:49
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 7
This week, Princess talks about new age bullshit, Danny's love language, and how she would get fired from a rehab facility.
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Leaving Los Angeles from 2020-03-01T11:05
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 6
This week, Princess talks about emotional terrorists, parentified children, and the scariest Wahlburg brother.
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Out of Control from 2020-02-23T11:25:02
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 5: Out of Control
This week, Princess talks about when you should really be scared of Danny Bonaduce, a Dr. Gary makeover, and over t...
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No Time for Love from 2020-02-16T11:50:49
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 4: No Time for Love
This week, Princess talks about naming your kids weird shit, romance novels, and why male strippers don't flood h...
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Anger Management from 2020-02-09T11:49
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 3: Anger Management
This week, Princess talks about domestic violence, the real work of being a parent, and that time her mother call...
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Dangerous Behavior from 2020-02-02T11:49
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 2: Dangerous Behavior
This week, Princess has almost lost her voice! But if you can stand listening to her sound like The Nanny's sta...
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Danny Had an Affair from 2020-01-26T11:00
Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 1: Danny Had an Affair
This week, Princess and her runny nose jump right into the first episode of Breaking Bonaduce. She ge...
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What Happens in Flavor Stays in Flavor from 2019-11-24T10:03
Episode #5
Flavor of Love, S1, Ep5
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A Friend of Flav’s Is a Friend of Mine from 2019-11-10T11:06
Episode #3
Flavor of Love, Season 1, Episode 3: A Friend of Flav’s Is a Friend of Mine
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Rub a Dub Flav from 2019-11-03T13:11:45
Flavor of Love, S1, E2
Desperation quotient, roller rink nachoes, and the stingray who killed Steve Irwin
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