Podcasts by Cast In Wax
The wax-work.com podcast of radio serials, featuring adventure, comedy, and lies for all occasions.
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Episode 166: The Ninety-Nine Percent Rule from 2014-09-29T05:00
Congratulations! If you're reading this, you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. W...
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Episode 165: It's Warm and Snuggly, This Is Great from 2014-09-15T05:00
Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this pa...
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Episode 164: A Mouthful of Sugar from 2014-02-03T05:00
It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in t...
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Episode 163: All These Jerks from 2013-12-02T05:00
What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns ...
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Episode 157: Point By Point from 2013-10-21T05:00
Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fa...
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Episode 156: St. John v. St. John from 2013-09-30T05:00
Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns...
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Episode 155: A Man and His Will to Survive from 2013-09-02T05:00
For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, den...
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Episode 154: Identical Cousins, All the Way from 2013-08-19T05:00
HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD...
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Episode 153: I Can't Stand Ugly People from 2013-07-29T05:00
One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yeste...
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Episode 152: Did I Just Break Reality? from 2013-07-08T05:00
As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme son...
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Episode 151: A Knife Up Your Nose from 2013-06-17T05:00
A hundred-fifty-one episodes in and Jordan D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a friend of the show, while still...
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Episode 150: Belated 5-Year Anniversary from 2013-06-03T05:00
That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well, he mentions it. With...
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Episode 149: Senate Sub-Committee on the RAID Act from 2013-05-20T05:00
An archival government recording of the Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of Vermont and including Senator...
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Episode 148: Why Is Paul McCartney Such a D***? from 2013-03-25T05:00
Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect Dissemination bill, and Rory St. Joh...
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Episode 147: How a Newspaper Works from 2013-02-04T05:00
Scapie continues to host the show with Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission a...
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Episode 146: Just Give Up from 2013-02-04T05:00
Jordan has gone back to Washington DC, leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre of Rory's death still casts a s...
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Episode 145: Rory St. John, "One Can Always Be Richer" from 2013-01-21T05:00
The podcast returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory St. John. In this episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute t...
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Episode 144b: Mourning Interlude from 2013-01-07T05:00
Just a short message from Jordan, still reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the show, send in your thoughts ...
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Episode 144: Christmas Eve, 2012 from 2012-12-24T05:00
Cast In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on our very own Rory St. John. He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to this night...and three familiar ...
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Episode 143: All I Have in My Life is Millions of Dollars from 2012-12-10T05:00
The Christmas season draws near as the podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has a complete and utter melt...
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Episode 142: The Brain Isn't a Muscle, It's a Metaphor from 2012-11-19T05:00
A new era begins...an era in which Scape White once again is host of Cast In Wax! Joined by his loyal co-hosts, Frank Allen and Rory St. John, Scape fills in while Jordan is away making the nation ...
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Episode 141: An Opportunity to Explore Some Irony from 2012-11-05T05:00
In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode, Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes a big announcement, Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just sort of coasts along. It's a big o...
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Episode 140: The Re-Cast In Wax Results Show from 2012-10-08T05:00
This is it--the final results for Re-Cast In Wax are in, and in this episode, you will learn once and for all who wins the Re-Cast In Wax reality show...and even hear the next episode of the winnin...
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Episode 139: The Spiced Play Dough Affair from 2012-09-17T05:00
After a month accumulating votes for Re-Cast In Wax, the podcast returns and tallies up the votes so far! But don't worry--there is still time to send in your votes! Take a hand in the future of Ca...
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Episode 138: A World of Pure Incarceration from 2012-08-20T05:00
The third episode of Recast in Wax is here! This time, Patsy Kennedy is in the driver's seat, and you can guess his opinion vis-a-vis you and the believing of it! And with this episode, you'll have...
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Episode 137: I Like the Smell of His Crotch? from 2012-08-13T05:00
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax continues! This time, Jordan turns the reigns of the episode over to Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Lyn Nelson, allowing her to question Frank, Rory, and ...
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Episode 136: A Very Sophisticated Use of the Word Moderate from 2012-08-06T05:00
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax begins! Frank, Rory, and Scape are pitted one against another in a competition to create the next hit segment for the podcast! In this, the first of three ep...
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Episode 135: What Do Those Words Mean? from 2012-07-30T05:00
Four weeks since the last episode, the podcast returns with an all-new direction as Jordan gives gives his three co-hosts an assignment that will play out over the next three episodes. Scape, Frank...
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Episode 134: I Don't Care About You, I Am Dying from 2012-07-02T05:00
It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates ...
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Episode 133: Who Is Brian Blessed? from 2012-06-11T05:00
The gang is all here, with Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory all present for an informative lesson on Britain's loudest actor. Plus: 100 episodes after Frank Allen spits in the face of Cast In Wax, he...
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Episode 132: Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts from 2012-05-21T05:00
A very special episode, donating all its profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently growing epidemic of ...
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Episode 131: Long-Form Spelling from 2012-05-07T05:00
Just a completely normal episode! Nothing special to hear here at all! All four hosts are present, as is special guest and zoo-runner, Doctor Mike Pembleton! And no, the host segment is not exceedi...
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Episode 130: Can We Get Off the Topic of Sexual Coersion? from 2012-04-16T05:00
Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting those duties. No mo...
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Episode 129: I Know You're Watching, I See You Looking from 2012-03-26T05:00
It's been a while, but finally, THEY'RE BACK. The original team supreme of Cast In Wax, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White are all back in one room to record the entire po...
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Episode 128: A Cast of Whacks from 2012-02-20T05:00
Take a whirl on the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, the fan-made Cast In Wax fancast, A Cast of Whacks. Join host Steve Joseph and his panel of co-hosts, Hank Fallon, bruiser Percy, and pet rab...
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Episode 127: Why Are They Always Lying? from 2012-01-23T05:00
This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist, and girlfriend of...
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Episode 126: I Would Gladly Kill Every Animal from 2012-01-09T05:00
We return for the New Year with Frank and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan got a new instrument to becom...
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Episode 125: It's a World of Dread and Fear from 2011-12-26T05:00
It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there is a boatload of amazing Ca...
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Episode 124: The Cat Was Howling from 2011-12-05T05:00
With Scape still missing and presumed kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that not one but TWO missing pers...
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Episode 123: Perfect Smoke Ring from 2011-11-28T05:00
After a few weeks of illness bouncing from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to speak. Unfortunately, wha...
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Episode 122: Age/Sex/Location from 2011-11-07T05:00
Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ...
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Episode 121: Music to Dip Candles By from 2011-10-31T05:00
After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four orig...
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Episode 120: White v. Allen from 2011-10-03T05:00
This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Al...
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Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton from 2011-09-19T05:00
Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of pr...
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Episode 118: Make Sure You Don't Commit Crimes from 2011-09-12T05:00
This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former off...
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Episode 117: I Had Hoped This Was A Comic Podcast from 2011-09-05T05:00
Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of ...
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Episode 116: God Should Get On That from 2011-08-29T05:00
After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory i...
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Episode 115: Christmas In August from 2011-08-08T05:00
Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a ...
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Episode 114: The Real Frank Allen from 2011-08-01T05:00
This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan c...
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Episode 113: We Don't have Any Other Friends from 2011-07-25T05:00
Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, a...
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Episode 112: Controlling Entropy from 2011-07-11T05:00
Jordan is back! Rory is back! Scapie is still here! Frank is still not here! THIS is the status of the hosts for this episode, the one-hundred-twelfth in a series of indefinitely open-endedness! Bu...
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Episode 111: The Scapiecast - Scapecast, with Scapie from 2011-07-04T05:00
OK, um, so like, once upon a time Scapie had to do a pocast by himself, pretty much. I mean, like, Jordan was there for a while, but then he took a nap. So, like, Scapie had to do the rest of the p...
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Episode 110: Alphabetize the Napkins! from 2011-06-27T05:00
With Jordan and Frank BOTH still missing, Jordan's wife Devon White and friend Lyn Nelson take matters and podcasts into their own hands, and join regular co-hosts Rory St. John and Scape White for...
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Episode 109: Well Prepared Legs of Lambs from 2011-06-13T05:00
Again, the podcast returns with only two hosts: Rory St. John and Scape White. With Frank Allen missing for OVER SIX MONTHS and now Jordan having been kidnapped, our two remaining emcees do their b...
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Episode 108: And God Was Never Seen Again... from 2011-06-06T05:00
After two weeks of no podcast, the show returns...with only two co-hosts. Why would yet another host of Cast In Wax go missing? Can you think of anyone who might want to do hard to one of our magni...
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Episode 107: I Find That Acceptable from 2011-05-16T05:00
Back from a week off to attend a podcast-related wedding, Jordan, Rory and Scapie retuen with Patsy Kennedy in tow! Can even the host of KSAC radio's hit syndicated radio program, Don't Believe It,...
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Episode 106: Blowing Up the World, It Seems from 2011-05-02T05:00
Thankfully, the world has survived another week of the Reign of the Morality Machine, and Jordan has grudgingly provided us with another podcast! Jordan gets mad, Rory fears for his life, and Scape...
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Episode 105: Not As Far As I Hope from 2011-04-25T05:00
Five weeks, five episodes! Could it be a return to the golden age of the podcast? Or is this the last episode of the podcast the world will ever see? I suppose only next week can tell us! But for n...
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Episode 104: What The Hell, Indeed from 2011-04-18T05:00
Four episodes in one month! That hasn't happened since...August of 2009! Is Jordan serious about the podcast being weekly again?!? Holy crap! This week, we've got another extra special guest host b...
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Episode 103: A Special and Insidious Warning from 2011-04-11T05:00
This episode, via the magic of the internet and a program called "Skype" (not Scape, he did not really help at all) our regular hosts are joined by special guest-host and friend of the show, Charle...
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Episode 102: Spankings For Life from 2011-04-04T05:00
The show appears to be back to a weekly schedule after all! At least, so far. But this episode brings big changes not for the podcast, but for the world at large. But it's good! It's very very good...
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Episode 101: The Pain is Extreme Like Doritos from 2011-03-28T05:00
After an absurdly long absence and just in time for the 3rd anniversary of the Cast in Wax Podcast, Jordan announces his intention to return to weekly episodes of the podcast. But with only two co-...
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Episode 100: A Convergent Age of Simultaneous Kinship from 2011-02-14T05:00
THIS IS IT! Cast in Wax's super-special, extra-spectacular 100th episode you've been waiting for! Jordan, Scape, and Rory celebrate 100 episodes with a super-sized spectacular with more meaty bits ...
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Episode 099: Dontblieveitalk from 2011-01-10T05:00
Busy with preparations for the epic one-hundreth episode of Cast in Wax, Jordan turns the podcasts over to two luminaries of the radio world...from Politalk, pundit and commentarian Wally Russman! ...
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Episode 098: No Point In Getting Too Festive from 2010-12-24T05:00
Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work Christmas bits! Have...
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Episode 097: Take Me To Your Ringleader from 2010-12-13T05:00
The show is feeling the loss of one of its component parts, but thankfully becomes packed to the brim to help make up for it. Two songs, three serials, one gameshow, and a special visitor all combi...
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Episode 096: Once Every How Many Times A Day Or So? from 2010-11-29T05:00
Another amazing episode of the podcast, and this time we are jam-packed to the brim full of content! All four hosts are present, one of them having gone through a life-changing event...and also one...
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Episode 095: Sweet Crackers! from 2010-11-15T05:00
We're back with our four regular co-hosts for a podcast full of shocking twists! What song does Jordan open the podcast with? What has Scape been working on? Why does no one like Rory? What filthy ...
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Episode 094: The Halloween Protest Extravaganza! from 2010-11-01T05:00
HAPPY HALLOWEEN (or not, if you've joined the protest)! Why is this episode so long? It's the second longest episode ever. And it doesn't even have all four hosts on it! Although it does have a spe...
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Episode 093: Hot Pocasto from 2010-10-18T05:00
The episodes just keep getting longer! Can this keep up? I con't imagine it can, no. I mean, in a month or two it would become completely unwieldy. Eventually, it would take long enough to listen t...
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Episode 092: Not Very Helpful, But Okay from 2010-10-04T05:00
The longest episode since our return from the netherworld of non-podcasting, it will come as no surprise it's got more in it than any episode since then. Did you think we would jsut have a few minu...
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Episode 091: Hastily Pulled Valve Syndrome from 2010-09-20T05:00
Another exciting episode of Cast In Wax now that it has returned to the netwaves, this one packed full of new experiences! Five hosts, two serials, and one day in history add up to...eight. But eig...
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Episode 090: It's Super, But It's Not Necessary from 2010-09-13T05:00
We're back for the second week in a row, and this time, we're bringing a bug announcement about the future of the show! You know you want to hear that! Plus, even though there are only two hosts th...
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Episode 089: Whose Milk Is It Anyway? from 2010-09-06T05:00
What's this? A new episode from Cast in Wax? Were you expecting that? I bet you were not. So, is this the big, special episode Jordan promised would be next? No. But he talks about it inside. Inste...
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Episode 088: America But Better But Better from 2010-07-05T05:00
Holy crap, this is a big episode. This is the last episode of the podcast in its current form--the last of the original, previously-recorded wax-work radio shows ends here in this doublt-sized epis...
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Episode 087b: Moon Cosmic Interlude from 2010-06-28T05:00
It's been far too long since the last episode, but believe us--Jordan is hard at work on some extra special things for the last two episodes of this volume of Cast In Wax. He's working on stuff so ...
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Episode 087: Title of Episode from 2010-05-31T05:00
Now that Frank Allen is out of jail, the gang is all back together and one big happy family! ... ok, I am lying. The gang is more uncomfortable together than ever before--will they manage to fall a...
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Episode 086: Those Tortoise-Schlomping Nazis Brought It Back Up from 2010-05-17T05:00
Three weeks after the last show, three hosts show up to record another episode. Where is Frank Allen? How do the two series finales this week come out? And most importantly, will the podcast contin...
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Episode 085: What's So Amazing About Really Deep Thoughts? from 2010-04-26T05:00
After a three week absence, Jordan, Frank, and Rory return with the breath smelling pleasantly of watermelon. Scapie, on the other hand, has a voice of SOLID GOLD. Cast in Wax is back with all the ...
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Episode 084: Like Nothing You Ever Done Seen from 2010-04-05T05:00
There's good news in store for Mr. Frank Allen. And bad news. But then more good news. All the while, Rory and Jordan look on with interest, a gleam in both their eyes...and Scapie sleeps it off. A...
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Episode 083: Disloyalty Seems to Be the Byword from 2010-03-22T05:00
This is a very contentious episode! I am not sure if Jordan was in a bad mood, or what, but he lays into all three co-hosts! Frank about his living conditions, Rory about his ruse, and Scapie about...
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Episode 082: You're Going to Keep Taking It from 2010-03-08T05:00
Back from their botched attempt at going to Binghamton, the four hosts return to the netwaves with a show so chock full of show, they have to limit their talking again. But the excitement does not ...
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Episode 081: A Limited Number of Monkeys from 2010-02-22T05:00
A week later than expected, but here we are! Contemplating a shift in scheduling, Jordan, Scapie, Frank, and Rory get together for the most yellingest epsiode in a while! Is everyone mad at everyon...
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Episode 080: Verily, Shake That Thing from 2010-02-08T05:00
How about that Super Bowl, huh? Lot's of, uh, football in it, for sure! And people running and, like, tackling things. I mean, other people. Right? Wow! And what better way to come down off that sp...
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Episode 079: But, You're My Friends from 2010-02-01T05:00
Last week, during the editing of the show, technical difficulties kept Jordan from putting up a new show. As a result, here is last week's show, a week late, with a tiny bit of extra content. At le...
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Episode 078: Well, Wasn't That Interesting? from 2010-01-18T05:00
Cast in Wax continues its inexorable march to the end of the serials as Frank Allen puts on a professional face, Rory St. John brings back an old favorite segment, Jordan D. White feels much peppie...
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Episode 077: If My Boss Calls, Tell Him It's Water from 2010-01-11T05:00
Welcome back from the Abyss of the holidays! Cast in Wax is back with all four hosts intact, but with three of them having made some major life changes! Who has given up what? Who has founded what?...
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Episode 076: Jesus, How the Years Seem to Fly from 2009-12-14T05:00
Merry Christmas! It's Christmastime here on the wax-work, and... well, technically, it's Hanukkah, but Christmastime is sort of an all-encompasing term for the entire December season, right? I mean...
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Episode 075: Scrunchy-sqaulch-a-thok-dekka-pow! from 2009-12-07T05:00
The amazing Seventy-Fifth episode of Cast in Wax! The show is show ultra-jam-packed that we have to use one of Jordan's patented randomizing techniques to make the host segment go more smoothly tha...
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Episode 074: Kick Switzerland Out of the Universe from 2009-11-30T05:00
Thanksgiving-time is here again, and the boys on the podcast are celebrating what THEY are thankful for by having a nice little meal together and bringing you some ALL-NEW content here on the podca...
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Episode 073: Ok, Like, So, For Once Upon a Time... from 2009-11-23T05:00
...there was this, like, podcast, right? And it was like... "Doh doh dee doh, I am a podcast." But so like it had four hosts. Jordan was one, and Frank was one, and Rory, but REALLY, there was one ...
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Episode 072: The Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech from 2009-11-16T05:00
...and then, three weeks later, to podcast returns! Yes, you have the Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech... but I think we've had enoungh of that. Jordan brings the podcast back from the ether with...
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Episode 071: Concert of Audible Sonic Katzenjammers from 2009-10-26T05:00
This week, we get confirmation of what nationality Rory isn't, Frank Allen gets to laugh at him heartily, Jordan brings out a special new technological wonder, and Scapie premieres yet another new ...
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Episode 070: Jupiter Tooo from 2009-10-12T05:00
This week, Rory seems a bit more desperate than usual, Scape is his usual self-centered self, Jordan tries to move things along, and Frank is dealing with an all-new piece of technology: an "expens...
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Episode 069: Nobody Likes Those Drips from 2009-10-05T05:00
There is nothing unsual about this slightly shorter than normal episode at all. Nope, nothing strange in the slightest. Nothing unusual at all. Nope. But it does have all four guests being their us...
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Episode 068: Brushing Is Very Good from 2009-09-28T05:00
In this highly Scapie-centric episode, two of the hosts are absent, leaving only Jordan and his loveable feline. Scapie takes the spotlight with new additions to both his story library and his song...
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Episode 067: Another Myth Perpetuated By Doctors from 2009-09-21T05:00
OK, so maybe the revolution isn't happening so much. With Jordan... otherwise detained... Patsy Kennedy returns to the show as a guest host. Meanwhile, Frank, Rory, and Scapie all make some quick c...
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Episode 066: Labor Day (revolution) Special from 2009-09-07T05:00
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Yes, on Labor Day from the most unlikely of sources (this podcast), we, the people, rise up and take our nation from the hands of the wicked and greedy! Plus, you know, fu...
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Episode 065: A Jackson Pollack Except Only With Blood from 2009-08-31T05:00
After a week sick with English-rain inspired colds, our regularly scheduled hosts return! Rory tries something new with his histories, while Frank gets a bit of a scare. Jordan and Scape are both f...
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Episode 064: What's What and What's Not What from 2009-08-17T05:00
While Jordan and the gang are in England for the Edison-St. John wedding, we have a star-studded episode of guest hosts! Patsy Kennedy, host of KSAC New Mexico's "Don't Believe It"! Bobby Kurtzman,...
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Episode 063: Don't You Know You Got a Monster Following You? from 2009-08-10T05:00
Guys, I am so tired right now... seriously...I don't want to be writing this... ok, so like... Scapie sings his first Rock song for his... rock school thing... and as a result... the rest of us are...
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Episode 062: Though I Had Passed Out, I was Really Past Doubt from 2009-08-03T05:00
After missing a week while Jordan was off at the San Diego Comic Con, our podcast returns and jumps right on with its bones of contention about that Comic Con. A few songs, some arguements, some ex...
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Episode 061: The Supposed Moon Landing Edition from 2009-07-20T05:00
On this Historic Day, the 40th anniversary of a man landing on the moon, Cast in Wax celebrates by being fairly irreverant. Although, one of the hosts is notably silent on the matter... sort of. Ha...
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Episode 060: Fart a Wooden Buzzard from 2009-07-13T05:00
I could talk about Scapie's arrogance, Rory's cruelty, and Frank's devastation here...but I would rather focus on the title of the episode. How amazing is that? Has a more glorious phrase ever been...
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Episode 059: Falling; Crushing; Deadness from 2009-07-06T05:00
Scapie returns from his exile (be it in discrace or no) and it welcomed back with open arms. Rory St. John tries to begin a new section of the show...we'll see if it catches on. Meanwhile, Frank an...
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Episode 058: Why Am I Burning Down There? from 2009-06-29T05:00
Jordan continues to uke in the "jam-packed episode" in which there is no reason to delay whatsoever. Rory gives the full sales pitch, while Frank continues to do his best to tear down everyone else...
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Episode 057: We Are Mole People From the Ground from 2009-06-22T05:00
With Scapie grounded from the podcast, Jordan finally takes his place as the host once again... that is, if he can put down his ukulele long enough to finish a complete thought. Meanwhile, Frank an...
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Episode 056b: Ukulele Interlude from 2009-06-15T05:00
No podcast again, for two weeks in a row? At least this time there is some sort of audio explanation, am I right? Let's hope it's a good one. Download it now! And, as always, send your comments to ...
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Episode 056: I Wish I Was Dead Every Day from 2009-06-01T05:00
Scapie continues his reign of terror with an oddly acquiescent Frank Allen and Rory St. John, and of course, Jordan Robot along for the ride. He truly does rule the podcast with an iron fist, wheth...
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Episode 055: Nice Tingly Massage Feeling from 2009-05-25T05:00
Determined to resolve these allegations of torture, both Frank Allen and Scapie take action. Will there be a concensus? Maybe, maybe not. Meanwhile, Rory eats his fill, and Jordan Robot does as he'...
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Episode 054: This Is Not a Democracy We Live In from 2009-05-18T05:00
Why should 24 hog all of the torture controversy? Scapie throws his hat into the ring with the episode, proving that he is just as good as Jack Bauer. Meanwhile, Rory gets some much desired news, a...
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Episode 053: Jesus is a Sales Ploy from 2009-05-04T05:00
This is, by far, the Scapie Sings-iest episode of the podcast to date. Scapies sings not one, not two, not even three... no, he sings SIX SONGS. Be the first on your block the hear the Scapie class...
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Episode 052: By the Pink Rod of Submission! from 2009-04-27T05:00
Scapie settles comfortably into his role as host of the podcast... possibly a little too comfortably, as Frank Allen learns, Rory does what he has to to keep himself in the host's good graces, and ...
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Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault. from 2009-04-20T05:00
Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jord...
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Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault. from 2009-04-20T05:00
Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jord...
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Episode 050: 50 Episodes of Scapie Singing (Almost) from 2009-04-13T05:00
The fiftieth episode of Cast in Wax comes a week later than planned, due to legal circumstances, but is nevertheless as celebratory as one might expect. Scapie sings even more than usual, Frank bri...
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Episode 049: Is America Not Part of the Universe? from 2009-03-30T05:00
Scapie takes the reigns on the show while Frank tries to mutiny and Rory does his best to remain professional. Plenty of singing, and absolutely no Jordan whatsoever in the host segments. Featuring...
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Episode 048: You're Not That Awesome from 2009-03-23T05:00
Jordan's attention is back on the podcast for the time being, much to Frank and Rory's disappointment (one assumes). But while Watchmen is no longer foremost on Jordan's mind, he is not quite back ...
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Episode 047: A Barrel for Holding Liquids from 2009-03-16T05:00
Yet again, Jordan finds himself distracted by the works of a gentleman from Northhampton, which leaves the show in the more-than-adequate hands of our fine extra-historically-trained co-host, miste...
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Episode 046: There Is No More Human Civilization from 2009-03-09T05:00
As Jordan flies into a fit of culturally inspired spleen, Frank siezes control of the show. Rory and Scape have to fight for their rights as the show is turned upside down. Again, fewer shows, but ...
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Episode 045: In the Future, Everyone is Dead from 2009-03-02T05:00
Sickness delayed the show by a week, but now we're back and raring to go! Frank shares some good news, Rory expresses some disbelief, Scape says he could kill a horse, and Jordan tries to keep all ...
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Episode 044: A Stone In My Shoe from 2009-02-16T05:00
A show with the content balance restructured! Fewer TYPES of segments in the show, but with jsut as much entertainment! Plus: special instance of Extra Historical Reading done live on the podcast! ...
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Episode 043: You Don't Think, Do You? from 2009-02-02T05:00
A very exciting, extra-special show this week! Jordan gets to act benificent, Rory gets to act snooty, and Scapie gets to hold REAL POWER. What will one cat do when given the power over life and de...
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Episode 042: I Probably Shouldn't Have Killed My Cat from 2009-01-26T05:00
This week, the introductory bits had to be edited down for time, which is especially unfortunate because some really interesting stuff happened this week. Important stuff to the hosts, as well. Sha...
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Episode 041: Echoes of Pain, Panic, Fear, and Death, repost from 2009-01-19T05:00
This week, Rory comes to the party with some actual information on Frank Allen's doings, and some questions about the powers of the president, Scapie keeps mainly to himself except to sing and stor...
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Episode 040: Even I, the Stupid Slave, Get It from 2009-01-12T05:00
This week, Jordan and Rory have an #%@hole Watch with updates on Frank Allen and the BIEHS, Scapie tells us a lot about himself and tries to sing more than required, and generally a good time is ha...
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Episode 039: The Right to Do Something or Other from 2009-01-05T05:00
Back from their little holiday break, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie barely have time to say anything at all, the show is so packed! But it is packed with goodies that more than make up for their brevity...
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Episode 038: The Cast In Wax X-Mas Spectacular! (repost) from 2008-12-22T05:00
Maybe I'm over-selling it a bit. But it IS a Christmas special with some ALL NEW Christmas themed content. No full host interaction, but new Rory bits, new Scapie Stories, and two holiday relavant ...
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Episode 037: Touched By God in a Bad Way from 2008-12-15T05:00
Pressed for time, Jordan institutes a two-host only system of "Not It" saying. But don't worry, all three hosts do get to talk. Rory, Scapie, and Jordan take turns hosting together, and it gets thi...
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Episode 036: Giant Purple Clowns! from 2008-12-08T05:00
Back from Thanksgiving vacation, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie come back with a blast on an episode which involves eavesdropping, coughing, roleplaying, tutoring, and interesting.Featuring: Decker and ...
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Episode 035: Find a Replacement for Youself from 2008-12-01T05:00
Another shortened episode while Jordan goes home to celebrate the Thanksgiving Holiday. This time, however, we get a complete radio drama! Wow!Featuring: Rory St. John's This Day in History and up...
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Episode 034: You Can Only Smell So Many Things from 2008-11-24T05:00
As the hosts settle into the show post-Frank Allen, a new segment premeires to help fill his place. Jordan gets angry, Rory gets comfortable, and Scapie gets excited as can be. And sings!Featuring:...
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Episode 033: Thanks To My Frump Pumpling Uncle from 2008-11-17T05:00
A surprise rocks the show just before recording, and Jordan spends most of the show "reeling with the punches". This unexpected development gives Scapie the perfect excuse to sing a little song.Fea...
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Episode 032: Go Team God and Satan! from 2008-11-10T05:00
Back from a week off, the boys return in time to discuss the the fact that the presidency was won by (spoiler) Barack Obama. Are they all pleased by this? Maybe. Hey, I can't spoil everythign for y...
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Episode 031: Look at What That Guy's Carrying! from 2008-11-03T05:00
Another half-length, fill-in episode as the hosts head back to Binghamton again for a visit. In the mean time, enjoy some special wax-work rarities that you are guaranteed to like, or your money ba...
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Episode 030: Depends on Your Definition of Usual from 2008-10-27T05:00
In this week's episode, Frank accuses, Jordan defends himself, Rory gives comfort, and Scapie makes an endorsement. Arguing over plagiarism, sleep, and (shockingly) extra-history, all four hosts ge...
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Episode 029: Family Friendly Topless Podcast (repost) from 2008-10-20T23:00
Back to the usual format for the show, Scape is back to his usual location, and Frank and Rory are back to their usual bickering. All that, wrapped in a "family-friendly" format (depending on the a...
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Episode 028: Presidential Debate Special from 2008-10-13T05:00
A special episode hosted by our own Frank Allen counting down to the final Presidential Debate between Senator Randal March (D-MA) and the Republican candidate Jimmy Kovacs, with exclusive politica...
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Episode 027: Each One of Us is a Potential Mistake from 2008-10-06T05:00
Returning after a skip week, our four main hosts return with a cup of listener mail that runneth over, two episodes of This Day in History, and Jordan's favourite episode of Guard Duty ever.Featuri...
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Episode 026: Why Do You Need My Bananas? from 2008-09-22T05:00
Another special guest this week filling in for Rory St. John in the personage of Dr. Nektori Stelloff... and also featuring a very special surprise and unexpected co-host as well. This becomes slig...
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Episode 025: Two Schools of Thought from 2008-09-15T05:00
This week, we have a special guest co-host in the form of Dana Dezago, a reporter who has made an appearance or two on Guard Duty. She's filling in for Rory this week (not replacing him, though), j...
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Episode 024: That Guy was So Full of Crap from 2008-09-08T05:00
Rory is still missing, of course, but Jordan, Frank, and Scape muddle through somehow. From discussions of cockroaches and kennels to the theory behind doing Where Are They Now In History, they tal...
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Episode 023: Dogs Drool Too Much from 2008-09-01T05:00
As Rory's legal issues are finally settled, Frank upsets Scape with the topic of his debate, Scape just doesn't understand a lot of things, and Jordan sits in the middle trying to settle them all d...
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Episode 022: The Captain Web Animated Series from 2008-08-25T05:00
Once more, we check in with Rory St. John regarding his legal issues. As things look their most dire, his friends rally around him, showing their support in their own ways. Jordan is nice, Frank Al...
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Episode 021: If the IQ Fits... from 2008-08-18T05:00
In this weeks show a former ally is overthrown, do-gooders are punished for it, and villains triumph. Say, where were you when evil won, anyway? Plus, the continuing story of Rory's woes and Frank'...
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Episode 020: Super-Villain Love Connection from 2008-08-11T07:00
Rory's woes are examined as Frank Allen gripes about his loss and Scapie takes his opportunity. Oh, also, Jordan is there. Why does nothing interesting ever happen to Jordan? Hmmmm, weird. Featur...
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Episode 019: An Icecube in the Ocean from 2008-08-04T07:00
Back under CD length, one of our hosts is having legal troubles, one is incompetent, one is full of himself, and one is named Jordan D. White. You be the judge as to which is which. Super villains,...
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Episode 018: Too Tired for a Name from 2008-07-28T07:00
Running late this week, finishing the episode in the middle of the night on Sunday. It's 8 minutes too long, and has no preview, but I am tired, and the show is so packed, I don't know what I would...
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Episode 017: Urine Soaked Mothballs from 2008-07-21T05:00
Another week, another set of serials, and another batch of arguments between the four "friends" who host the podcast. With Rory's product placement ploy put out to pasture, can he forgive and forge...
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Episode 016: I Rescind My Outraged Words from 2008-07-14T05:00
As Jordan celebrates his anniversary, Rory attempts to sell out for crackers. Three serials compete with the crunching sound, along with your listener mail! To be a part of Cast in Wax, send your c...
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Episode 015: Blood Encrusted Points from 2008-07-07T05:00
A full-length, sully packed episode, with the full compliment of hosts, serials, history, and interviews! Which host will get the most guff this week? No one knows! Plus, a call for listener mail! ...
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Episode 014: Monstrosities of Nature from 2008-06-30T05:00
A half-length, fill-in episode, while the hosts take a bit of a break, featuring special wax-work rarities worthy of your listening time! Featuring:- a Charles Berman Interview from his radio sho...
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Episode 0013: What Puts Children in Danger from 2008-06-23T05:00
A good percentage of our hosts are back up and running again, as the serials all roll on! Passwords, Christmas ghosts, and special guests abound! Featuring:- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 05: "The...
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Episode 0012: Compatible With Human Men from 2008-06-16T05:00
Still sick from last week's colds, the hosts have all lost their voices. Not to worry, the show continues through the power of TECHNOLOGY! Marvel at the wonders! Featuring:- Guard Duty, Series 2, ...
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Episode 0011: Every Dog Has His Day from 2008-06-09T05:00
The hosts may all have colds, but that does not stop them from delivering terrific radio serials and all new fun bits of "history" and comedy. Featuring:- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 03: "Tender...
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Episode 0010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only from 2008-06-02T05:00
Frank gives us word on his job prospects, as does Rory, and all the while, the radio serials continue on, never ceasing! Hurrah! Featuring:- Decker and Hayes, Episode 05: "Hear the Whisper", in w...
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Episode 009: Pie Can Be Involved from 2008-05-26T05:00
Frank has some special news this week, which causes him to line up a very special and secret Frank Allen interview, along with the usual great serials! Featuring:- Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 02...
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Episode 008: The Absolute Max from 2008-05-19T05:00
The number of serials goes down, but the amount of content does not! Three series, history, an interview, and more hosting than ever before! Featuring:- Epic Echoes, Episode 07: "How's Your Fathe...
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Episode 007: Mothers Say Things to Children from 2008-05-12T05:00
Jordan returns to rebuke his co-hosts, as they bring four serials featuring mothers, trappers, traitors, and final choices. Oh, and fun, too. Did I mention that? Featuring:- Like Mother, Episode 3...
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Episode 006: The Laughing Place from 2008-05-05T05:00
Jordan sits out a podcast, leaving Frank, Rory, and Scape to do the podcast on their own... which leads them into a bit of mischief, and a special appearance from Satan. Featuring:-Guard Duty, Epi...
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Episode 005: The Pangs of Utter Destruction from 2008-04-28T05:00
Another episode packed to the brim with content! Four serials, plus one ALL-NEW show... which likely won't be continued. Hear it here first! Featuring:-Like Mother, Episode 2: "Trapped in a Box", ...
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Episode 004: Not For Screwers Around from 2008-04-21T05:00
A jam-packed fourth episode, featuring a bit of a switcheroo, a put-out co-host, and good talk of some important naps. Featuring:-Epic Echoed, Episode 3: "A Stitch in Time", wherein the Flashback m...
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Episode 003: I Don't Care About Your Hotdog from 2008-04-14T05:00
The third episode brings the final "premiere" of our launch, along with three other series, all-new original bits, and no Mexican content whatsoever. Featuring:-Like Mother, Episode 1: "My Mother,...
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Episode 002: A Cesspool of Ignorance from 2008-04-07T22:00
The second episode, and two more series premiere, two continue, and two of our hosts have a showdown years in the making. Featuring:- Guard Duty, Episode 02: Working Hard or Hardly Working, featur...
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Episode 001: Kiss and Make Up from 2008-03-31T05:00
The premiere of Cast in Wax! Host Jordan D. White and his panel of co-hosts, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White, bring you wax-work radio serials and comedy with all-new introductions and ...
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Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers! from 2008-03-08T23:50
A little test episode, making sure everything is running smoothly with the podcast technology, and announcing the start date of the real thing. Featuring: - A run down what show will be on the seri...
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