Podcasts by Chainsaws and Tits
Chainsaws & Tits is a movie review podcast with new episodes every other Wednesday. Get ready to explore the gore as the shock jocks of schlock bring you all of their unwanted opinions. We'll see you freaks there!
Further podcasts by Gibby Kain
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Hellrasier from 2022-01-28T05:01:34
This week Pat and Gibby are back from the depths to review arguably the best horror movie ever made with a bunch of condoms - HELLRAISER.
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The Lost Boys from 2021-06-03T16:00:11
This week Pat and Gibby return to the podcast with the 1987 vampire horror-comedy… Dracula: Dead and Loving It!
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Collector's Edition: Eyes Wide Shut from 2020-09-16T15:00:18
Pat and Gibby rub elbows with the rich elite in this week's episode. It's an intimate look at Stanley Kubrick's steamy masterpiece. We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: Guns Akimbo from 2020-09-02T15:15:58
Pat and Gibby dig into the controversy of this action packed hit. Tune in to hear more about Samara Weaving totally nailing it. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 64: Creepshow / Creepshow 2 from 2020-08-19T15:00:35
Pat and Gibby get creepy in this week's episode. It's all about classic horror done right, so you know you're in for a spook-tacularly good time. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 63: The Terminator / The Terminator 2: Judgement Day from 2020-07-29T15:00:06
Tune in this week as the gang dives deep into the world of technoir. It's all about the battle between man and machine, as Pat and Gibby discuss the fever dream that birthed an entire era of cheap ...
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Episode 62: Tremors / Tremors 2 from 2020-07-15T15:00:16
Pat and Gibby head to Perfection, Nevada to talk worms. Tune in to hear our hosts gush over an iconic performance by country star Reba. Then, it's all the facts as they take a deep dive into thes...
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Minisode: Yummy from 2020-07-01T15:00:21
Pat and Gibby get sloppy this week as they chat discount face-lifts, and flesh eating zombies. Because, when you buy cheap, you get cheap. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 61: Excalibur / Legend from 2020-06-24T16:17:58
Pat and Gibby go high fantasy in this week's episode. The gang talks about 1980's glitter, and argues why you should never touch a unicorn's face. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 60: The Resident Evil Review from 2020-06-17T15:00:04
Pat and Gibby struggle this week as they binge the entire Resident Evil series. We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: To Catch A Yeti from 2020-06-10T15:00:28
In this episode, pat and gibby aim to keep it light as they join Meatloaf on a cross country adventure to catch Hank the yeti! Will Meatloaf manage to destroy a small Canadian family's hope of find...
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Episode 59: Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz from 2020-05-27T15:00:13
Pat and Gibby are zombified by an intense drinking game. Afterwards, it's plenty of action with Brittish slang, (translated, don't worry) and enough BBC talk to kill a countryside cow. keep liste...
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Episode 58: Rapid Fire 3 from 2020-05-23T19:32:54
Pat and Gibby cover a plethora of movies in this weeks rapid fire edition episode. We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: The Game from 2020-05-13T15:00:13
Pat and Gibby discuss criterion content in this week's episode. It's a bitter look at why 1997 jilted us out of yet another award winner. We're looking at you Titanic. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 57: Chopping Mall / Sorceress from 2020-05-06T18:08:10
Pat and Gibby go full camp in this week's episode. Tune in to hear this unlikely, and somewhat hungover pairing. We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: Butt Boy from 2020-04-29T15:00:19
Pat and Gibby talk 2019 indie horror in this wild cop drama. Join the gang as they learn how the world's most boring serial killer is a total a-hole. No ifs, and, or butts, we'll see you freaks t...
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Collector's Edition: Misery from 2020-04-22T15:00:23
The gang discuss total isolation in this week's episode. Get the full scoop about one cockadoodie fan and her miserable patient. Tune in to hear Pat and Gibby talk Stephen King. We'll see you fre...
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Episode 56: Crank / Crank 2 from 2020-04-15T15:00:35
Pat and Gibby crank out a new hard hitting, and action packed episode! With this much sex and violence in the mix, it's hard to complain. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 55: Hellboy (2004) / Hellboy (2019) from 2020-04-08T15:00:23
Pat and Gibby go straight to hell this week with more than a few hot takes. Join the gang as they cover everything from comics, to complicated fx makeup, and the wrath of some very passionate fans...
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Episode 54: Rapid Fire 2 from 2020-04-01T15:00:02
It's a brand new rapid fire episode this week from Pat and Gibby! Tune in to hear all about some great streaming options that'll keep you entertained during quarantine. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 53: Rapid Fire from 2020-03-25T15:00:10
This week is the first ever Rapid Fire episode! Join the gang as they bombard you with recommendations across every type of streaming platform. Stuck at home with nothing to do? Don't you worry ...
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Episode 52: Scream 3 / Scream 4 from 2020-03-18T15:00:03
This week Pat and Gibby slash through sequels in part 2 of the Chainsaws & Tits Screamathon. Because the best way to get through a quarantine is together, talking about Courtney Cox's fucked up ba...
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Episode 51: Scream / Scream 2 from 2020-03-11T15:00:20
Pat and Gibby cover the Scream franchise in this very special double feature. The gang takes a stab at one of the most classic films of the 90's. Tune in next week to hear the inevitable return ...
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Collector's Edition: Robocop from 2020-03-04T16:00
This week Pat and Gibby lock target on the 1987 dystopian classic. It's just like taking a quick drive to the old steel mill. Only instead of a car chase, your gang is enjoying the scenic route wi...
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Minisode: Shot Caller from 2020-02-19T16:00
This week Pat and Gibby talk prison. You know it's going to be a complicated episode when Jamie Lannister joins a gang. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 50: Zombieland / Zombieland 2: Double Tap from 2020-02-12T16:00:10
Pat and Gibby finally talk zombies this week! It's time to nut up, and join the undead in this hilarious action packed double feature. We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: The Lighthouse from 2020-02-05T16:00
Pat and Gibby take a trip to the sea in this week's episode. They battle Lovecraftian creatures, and learn about William Dafoe's lobster. More importantly, there are farts. We'll see your freaks...
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Episode 49: The Matrix / The Matrix Reloaded from 2020-01-29T16:00
Grab your PVC body suit, and don't forget those mini oval sunglasses. We're hacking the system in this week's episode. Pat and Gibby take on the first half of this philosophical, cyberpunk epic. ...
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Episode 48: The Evil Dead / Evil Dead from 2020-01-15T17:00
The first episode of 2020! This week Pat and Gibby spill their guts over a horror classic "The Evil Dead". Afterwards, they take a stab at explaining "Evil Dead" and its many plot holes. Because ...
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Minisode: Black Christmas from 2019-12-18T16:00:03
"If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight!" Pat and Gibby celebrate Christmas this year like Elvis and watch "Black Christmas." We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 47: Die Hard / Die Hard 2 from 2019-12-11T16:00:13
This week Pat and Gibby get into the holiday spirit with the one and only "Die Hard," and "Die Hard 2." Because nothing says Christmas like cowboy Bruce Willis and exploding planes. We'll see you...
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Episode 46: The Others / The Sixth Sense from 2019-12-04T16:00:03
This week gets spooky as Pat and Gibby cover "The Others." Because nothing says creepy like ghost children. Afterward, the gang whig out over "The Sixth Sense." M. Night Shyamalan again with the...
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Episode 45: Play Misty For Me / Fatal Attraction from 2019-11-27T16:00:13
This week is an affair to remember, no really, you may never forget this pairing. It's Clint Eastwood's "Play Misty For Me" followed by "Fatal Attraction." The gang obsesses over the iconic perfo...
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Episode 44: Escape From NY / Escape From LA from 2019-11-20T16:00:13
This week it's a double whammy of Snake Plissken with "Escape From New York" followed by "Escape From Los Angeles." Tune in as the gang discuss their favorite, and not so favorite parts of both. ...
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Minisode: Dagon from 2019-11-13T16:00:23
Its a very special minisode this week with guest host, Hunter Hancock, otherwise known as @meatcanyon! Hunter introduces the gang to "Dagon" a fishy B-movie classic by Stuart Gordon. In this Love...
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Minisode: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch from 2019-10-30T15:00:12
Happy 1 year anniversary! In this very special minisode, Pat and Gibby discuss the magic of "Halloween III: Season Of The Witch." Happy Halloween freaks!
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Episode 43: Hard Target / Bloodsport from 2019-10-23T15:00:02
This week it's all kicks and splits with Jean-Claude Van Damme. The gang covers "Hard Target" with Lance Henriksen. Then Pat and Gibby spill the tea about "Bloodsport." We'll see you freaks there!
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Minisode: Joker from 2019-10-16T15:00:02
In this week's minisode the gang talk about the new film "Joker. Spoiler alert- they mostly talk about the Joaquin Phoenix and those smooth dance moves. We'll see you freaks there!
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Collector's Edition: Heat from 2019-10-09T15:00:14
The gang take a deep dive into the classic cop drama "Heat." Be sure to bring your diner coffee and call for back up, because this trail is HOT. With an iconic cast featuring Al Pacino, Val Kilme...
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Minisode: The Edge from 2019-10-02T15:00:14
Pat and Gibby cover the survival classic "The Edge" in this week's episode. Prepare yourselves for plenty of bear talk and a motivational speech by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Spoiler alert, it's for su...
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Episode 42: Climax / Session 9 from 2019-09-25T15:00:25
This week the gang takes the French psychological thriller "Climax" for a spin. Technically, it doubles as a D.A.R.E musical. Then, it's all about "Session 9" as the gang talks David Caruso. S...
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Minisode: It: Chapter 2 from 2019-09-11T15:00:06
In this week's minisode Pat and Gibby float the new release "It: Chapter 2." Can Bill Hader out clown the monster? Can Jessica Chastain do anything other than look confused? Tune in to find out!...
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Episode 41: Stargate / The Fifth Element from 2019-09-04T16:24:50
This week's episode is out of this world! It's out of this galaxy too. It's all about 90's space travel in "Stargate," a film that inspired an entire era of weird and cheap spacey TV. Then the g...
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Minisode: Humanoids From The Deep from 2019-08-28T15:00:06
In this particularily tough minisode, Pat and Gibby cover "Humanoids From The Deep." It's "Hell Comes To Frogtown" on expired acid, and the gang just is not having it. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 40: The Colony / Snowpiercer from 2019-08-21T15:00:25
This week's first film, "The Colony," our hosts take a grim look at what hunger can do to people. Then it's right on to the highly anticipated comic adaptation "Snowpiercer." So stock up on your...
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Episode 39: Return Of The Living Dead / Night Of The Demons from 2019-08-14T16:07:11
This week's episode is a double helping of teen horror with "Return Of The Living Dead" and "Night Of The Demons." Nothing says typical army f*** up like brain hungry zombies, am I right? Afterw...
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Minisode: Once Upon a Time In Hollywood from 2019-08-07T15:00:05
Pat and Gibby cover "Once Upon a Time In Hollywood" in this brand new minisode! With a tough guy team filled with cowboys and murderers, and a cast as big as Hollywood, you might just find yourself...
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Episode 38: Lethal Weapon / Lethal Weapon 2 from 2019-07-31T15:00:15
Cue up the saxophone and get your mullets ready because this week it's about to get lethal. Pat and Gibby cover the buddy cop classic "Lethal Weapon" and "Lethal Weapon 2." You'll laugh, you'll c...
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Episode 37: Murder Party / Tucker & Dale Vs Evil from 2019-07-24T15:00:14
This week gets chaotic as Pat and Gibby cover "Murder Party" and "Tucker & Dale Vs Evil." Don't you just hate it when the local art scene is full of total dildos? Is there anything worse than a to...
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Minisode: Midsommar from 2019-07-17T15:00:14
This week it's Pat and Gibby's first ever minisode! Tune in to hear all about "Midsommar" the recently released horror comedy, directed by Ari Aster. Listener beware, spoilers are everywhere!
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Episode 36: Dracula 2000 / Van Helsing from 2019-07-10T15:00:14
This week Pat and Gibby talk vampires! It's a history lesson of biblical proportions when they cover "Dracula 2000." Then, the gang takes a stab at the modern universal classic "Van Helsing." We...
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Episode 35: The Toxic Avenger / Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV from 2019-07-03T15:59:59
Pat and Gibby take a trip into Tromaville when they cover "The Toxic Avenger." It's a deep dive into geeky gore where the gang learns that nice guys don't always finish last. Then it's all about ...
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Episode 34: Beetlejuice / Ed Wood from 2019-06-26T15:00:04
Pat and Gibby get spooky this week as they cover Tim Burton's timeless classic "Beetlejuice." Then, the theme continues into a tale as old as hollywood in "Ed Wood." We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 33: The Room / Samurai Cop from 2019-06-19T15:59:59
This week's episode is one for the books, as Pat and Gibby cover Tommy Wiseau's cult classic "The Room." As the emotional rollercoaster of drama threatens to go off track, it's up to the gang to d...
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Episode 32: They Live / Hell Comes To Frogtown from 2019-06-12T16:00:06
Pat and Gibby talk wrestling this week as they cover the classic "They Live." Afterwards, they take a glance at the less appreciated (and for good reasons) "Hell Comes To Frogtown." Where even Ro...
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Episode 31: Frankenhooker / Doom Asylum from 2019-06-05T15:00:15
It's all horror icon Patty Mullen this week when Pat and Gibby cover "Frankenhooker" and "Doom Asylum." In a tale of sluts and bolts, Pat professes his undying love for Frankenhooker. Then our dy...
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Episode 30: Poltergeist / Poltergeist 2 from 2019-05-29T15:00:07
They're heeeereee! This week it's all about the infamous "Poltergeist," and"Poltergeist 2." Tune in as our hosts dive into the muddy waters of Hollywood conspiracy. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 29: Striptease / Showgirls from 2019-05-22T15:00:17
It gets sexy this week as Pat and Gibby cover the steamy "Striptease." After a sultry performance by super star Demi Moore, our hosts head to Las Vegas with "Showgirls." So what exactly happened w...
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Episode 28: The X-Files / The X-Files: I Want To Believe from 2019-05-15T15:00:19
This week Pat and Gibby cover the most iconic conspiracy couple known to history, Moulder and Scully. It's The X-Files (1998) and The X-Files: I Want To Believe. So much sexual tension! Will they...
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Episode 27: Fright Night (1985) / Fright Night (2011) from 2019-05-08T15:00:29
This week it's a classic tale of boy meets girl, girl falls in love with boy, then gets super annoyed and leaves boy for Chris Sarandon. That's right, it's "Fright Night" 1985 paired with "Fright N...
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Episode 26: Under Siege / Hard To Kill from 2019-05-01T15:00:19
This week it's a double helping of Steven Seagal as Pat and Gibby cover "Under Siege" and "Hard To Kill." With questionable martial arts abilities, and possibly the worst running form of the 1990'...
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Episode 25: Candyman / Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh from 2019-04-24T15:00:04
The candyman definitely CAN in this week's episode, as Pat and Gibby buzz over the classic "Candyman." Then it's a slow, and steady descent into madness as the franchise visits Mardi Gras in "Cand...
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Episode 24: Waxwork / Waxwork II from 2019-04-17T15:00:14
This week Pat and Gibby get trapped with figures from fiction in "Waxwork." After that, it's an unfortunate journey through time and space in "Waxwork II." How many scenes in both films pay homage...
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Episode 23: Krull / Kull the Conqueror from 2019-04-10T15:00:04
Fantasy meets Sci-fi this week as Pat and Gibby take on the largest D&D campaign ever in "Krull." Is there anything Gibby loves more than a mullet? Probably not. After that, it's all about Kevin ...
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Episode 22: Phantasm / Phantasm 2 from 2019-04-03T15:00:02
This week it's all about dreams coming true as Pat and Gibby take a tumble into Phantasm and Phantasm 2! Where a coming of age story derails into a mustard fueled nightmare. After that, we learn ...
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Episode 21: Con Air / Face/Off from 2019-03-27T15:00:09
It's a double helping of Nicolas Cage this week as Pat and Gibby cover "Face/Off." After a heavy round of pseudo science, it's all about iconic crooks in "Con Air." We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 20: The Greasy Strangler / Rubber from 2019-03-20T15:00:09
It gets greasy this week as Pat and Gibby cover the cult favorite "The Greasy Strangler." After that, it's all about Robert, the murderous tire that comes to life in "Rubber." After all, tires can...
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Episode 19: Ghoulies / Troll 2 from 2019-03-13T15:00:08
This week it goes bad to worse as Pat and Gibby cover Ghoulies and Troll 2. How bad you ask? worse than you think. We'll see you freaks there!
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Episode 18: Blade / Blade 2 from 2019-03-06T16:00:08
You remember that time when vampires were cool? yeah that one time? This week, Pat and Gibby cover the classics Blade and Blade 2! Because who doesn't love a little Wesley Snipes? Well technically...
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Episode 17: Spawn / Constantine from 2019-02-27T16:00:06
It's a pairing of biblical proportions! This week as Pat and Gibby discuss Spawn and Constantine. A battle of good versus evil, and a shared theme of redemption, this one will have you crying, lau...
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Episode 16: Bone Tomahawk / Brawl In Cell Block 99 from 2019-02-20T16:00:15
As the saying goes, revenge is a movie best served with a LOT of punches. It gets brutal this week as Pat and Gibby cover Bone Tomahawk and Brawl In Cell Block 99. Because the only thing better tha...
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Episode 15: Dead Alive / Body Melt from 2019-02-13T16:00:05
Happy Valentine's day! Because nothing says ROMANCE like the goopy gory mess of this week's pairing. Join Pat and Gibby as they serenade with slime in the zombie riddled romantic comedy 'Dead Ali...
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Episode 14: Cloverfield / Trollhunter from 2019-02-06T16:00:15
It gets massive this week as Pat and Gibby go monster hunting! Ever feel like you could do more to prepare for when that disaster strikes?When was the last time you brushed up on your Scandinavian...
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Episode 13: A Fistful of Dollars / Last Man Standing from 2019-01-30T16:00:15
Clint Eastwood on one side of the podcast, Bruce Willis on the other, and us right in the middle? Now that's an episode! Pat and Gibby head to the desert this week to cover the classic 'A Fistful ...
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Episode 12: From Beyond / Re-Animator from 2019-01-23T16:00:13
Our patron saints of H.P. Lovecraft horror Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton are at it again! In this week, Pat and Gibby probe into the mind of the classic "From Beyond." Then, it's all about e...
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Episode 11: The Thing (1982) / The Thing (2011) from 2019-01-16T16:00:05
Well you know what they say, the highest form of flattery is imitation. Especially when the imitation really nails the dead-eyes and freakishly long fingers! This week Pat and Gibby set out across...
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Episode 10: Basket Case / Basket Case 2 from 2019-01-09T16:00:05
This week's episode is sponsored by baskets! Perfect for all occasions, baskets will suit all your everyday needs! With baskets, you can pack a picnic, or hide your murderous siamese twin brother...
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Episode 9: Castle Freak / The Lurking Fear from 2019-01-02T16:00:05
In this week's show we look behind door number 1, where we have a BRAND NEW CASTLE! What's behind door number 2? A brand "new" CASTLE FREAK! That's right, your castle comes fully equipped with se...
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Episode 8: Ginger Snaps / Ginger Snaps 2 Unleashed from 2018-12-19T16:00:15
Better get out the silver and boil up some monkshood because It's about to get bloody. This week Pat and Gibby dig into Ginger Snaps and Ginger Snaps 2 Unleashed. Symptoms of lycanthropy last 3-5 ...
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Episode 7: Suspiria (2018) / Suspiria (1977) from 2018-12-12T16:44:55
In this week's episode it's a dance battle of the occult. We're talking Suspiria! Tune in as Pat and Gibby unpack the 2018 remake of the cult classic Suspiria and it's 1977 counterpart. We'll se...
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Episode 6: Starry Eyes / Antibirth from 2018-12-05T16:00:07
It gets gross this week as Pat and Gibby discuss the many bodily fluids of Starry Eyes and Antibirth. We women really do have it the hardest with all that infecting yourself with a demon and givin...
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Episode 5: Overlord / Dead Snow from 2018-11-28T16:00:14
You know what they say, the only good nazi is an undead nazi. That's right, it's all zombies this week! Pat and Gibby discuss the historical fiction of a 1000 year reich. Who wore it best? Was ...
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Episode 4: Alien (1979) / Predator (1987) from 2018-11-21T17:09
It's a battle of the classics! This week Pat and Gibby cover the originals Alien 1979 and Predator 1987. Join us for episode 4 where it's all macho men and super clingy parasites. We'll see you f...
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Episode 3: Mandy / Deathwish (2018) from 2018-11-14T16:03:37
In this week's episode Pat and Gibby discuss modern revenge films Mandy and the modern remake Deathwish. From Jesus freaks to Charles Bronson's toupee, just how much is too much Nicholas Cage? Th...
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Episode 2: The Nun / The Bad Nun from 2018-11-07T17:19:31
Grab your habits and get ready to sin! That's right, this week we cover the naughtiest nuns of 2018. Tune in to hear all the spoilers of James Wan's million dollar "The Nun" and it's knockoff "The...
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Episode 1: Halloween (1978) / Halloween (2018) from 2018-11-01T02:45:36
The best place to start is the beginning. The beginning of halloween that is! In Pat and Gibby's first spoiler filled episode we discuss the do's and don'ts of serial killer etiquette. How DO yo...
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