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187 - The Nakatomi Plaza Of Podcasts from 2022-02-08T23:28:12
Fusco licked a door knob so the boys had to do a show virtually. Naturally this means he is trying to watch Pornhub while recording leaving the edit with more awkward pauses than your parent’s sex ...
ListenJoe is Like a Little Dog (ep 186) from 2022-01-25T02:45:51
Some jerk on the internet (other than us) tells the world that Jack Lee is the same as a shitty street musician. We go off on him and his idiocy and make fun of Joe in the process. #FUJoeBrady
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185 - Pay The Piper from 2022-01-22T00:44:04
The boys are all caught up! On this surprisingly uninebriated eppy of the Chanter Rant Podcast, the boys discuss illicit screenshots of Darth Parkes, do life checks, and talk about making sure you ...
ListenBagpipe Buddy (ep 184) from 2022-01-20T07:35:35
First episode back after the break! We are excited to be back and feeling recharged about pipe band and getting things done! Let's challenge ourselves to making this a great year!
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183 - @ll FUtuR3 = @ll H0p3 from 2022-01-14T01:05:30
Is this episode upbeat? Mostly just two drunks talking about their end of year plans, lack of health insurance, bitching about Boomers, Dojo updates, hanging with JD Ingrahamanamanam, and the Band ...
Listen182 - Celtic Thanksgiving Aftermath Feat. EVERYONE from 2022-01-12T02:06:13
#allofthesix who came down to the Band That Shall Not Be Named’s annual concert hop on with Josh and Fooko to go over the jam-packed weekend of permanent liver damage. Enjoy!
Looking for t...
"I've Been in Worse Situations" feat Emma Barr (ep 181) from 2022-01-06T23:23:34
Oh, dear gawd, what have we done? We'll never get another viable personality on the show after this. Oh well. We're going to kill ourselves on the air in Ep 200 anyway so whatever. Just kidding FBI...
ListenSend in the Clowns(ep 180) from 2022-01-03T20:38:54
Ranters come to the rescue and volunteer to help "the band that shall not be named". Volunteers contact us and offer to come out to the Celtic Thanksgiving Concert and fill in the gaps of pipers a...
ListenThe Great Face Mask Revolt of 2021 (ep 179) from 2021-12-30T20:18:36
We're back on the stick and getting episodes out. I know you all though we threw in the towel after last "weeks" episode but we're too stupid to quit. Check out how we try to get back on track and ...
ListenN0 fUtuR3 = n0 H0p3 (ep 178) from 2021-11-17T19:01:53
This one is stressful broh. Trying to make a concert broh. Get ready to get dark.
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177 - F*cking Our Way To The Middle from 2021-10-25T23:43:47
As Josh slowly slogs through edits, the boys talk about working in the gig economy, recap a months worth of performances and events, rank accents by sexiness and play Cajun Grace on 9/11 before bit...
ListenDeepthroating a Sandpaper C*ck (ep 176 feat Ozzy) from 2021-10-07T20:19:53
Ozzy in da house! Filling in for our favo(u)rite bearded cohost, the thunder from down under herself helps Josh shit-talk other piping pods, doesn't tell him he says "like" too much, and occasional...
ListenSeasoning Your Bag On The Blood Moon (ep 175) from 2021-09-22T17:59:27
On this episode the boys review some clips from recent gigs, talk about playing hungover and/or nailing big events, and the third (and final?) installment of our shitting on service bands trilogy. ...
ListenPutting The Service Back In Service Bands (ep 174) from 2021-09-09T19:09:35
On this episode the CR boys talk about bag sizes, chanter reeds, a litany of fails and the complicated history of The Band That Shall Not Be Named and local service bands. They also get into a leng...
ListenThe Jackson Pollock Of Jerking Off (ep 173) from 2021-09-01T01:01:20
On this episode, the boys talk more about negative nancies, the Piper's Dojo, art history, and band members ONCE AGAIN not learning music or communicating with leadership---also FAST EDDIE RETURNS!...
Listen\What Is That In Pie? (feat. JD Ingranamanam) (ep 172) from 2021-08-19T18:30:15
On this episode the boys ring in fan fav JD Ingrahnamanam to talk about upcoming contests, scissoring, pipe school, and the deep south. Enjoy!
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Putting The Sh*t In Sh*tshow:The Shortest Episode Ever (ep 171) from 2021-08-17T15:27:11
What happens when you drop two idiots in a field of manure in Arizona? A short-ass eppy, that's what. Enjoy!
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A Can't Do Attitude (ep 170) from 2021-08-06T20:30:22
Here ye, here ye! On this episode the CR boys talk about Josh’s camping adventures, what it really means to not be easily offended from the opinion of drunken giggling frat boys, negative attitudes...
ListenFooko's Origin Story Feat. Matt & MLK (ep 168) from 2021-08-03T17:58:27
On this episode we talk to long-time friend of the show Matt about Fooko's early days as a bagpiper, embarrassing stories, swingers clubs and ping pong farts in this never-ending show. Enjoy!
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Soap On A Rope/Grab Bag (ep 167) from 2021-07-28T18:47:21
Welcome to a CR Grab Bag! On this episode the boys talk about drinking adventures, dogs climbing on the couch, chicken fingers & chocolate milk and the new dynamic duo F**kface & Chum. Enjoy!
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The City of Angels Pipe Band feat. Trevor Takahashi (ep 166) from 2021-07-26T20:09:03
On this episode the boys catch up with Pipe Major Trevor Takahashi to talk about the world reopening, The City of Angels Pipe Band, and inclusivity in piping. Enjoy!
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Sparkling Beer Boy's Muffin (ep 165) from 2021-07-20T18:07:38
Beer Boy Brad joins the CR crew in studio for this clusterf*ck of an eppy where we talk Japanese bondage, relationship woes, and even a little bit about bagpipes. Enjoy!
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Finding BagFipe Freedom (ep 169) from 2021-07-09T21:42:59
Today we have Aussie Broad and Doogie on the show to talk about their new book "Finding Bagpipe Freedom"! We take full credit for the production and success of the book and AD gets on his knees lit...
ListenEverything Is Poop (ep 164) from 2021-06-25T19:51:04
The boys are back in the studio getting themselves into trouble! On this episode we chat about air travel, Fooko's trip to NY, updates from The Band That Shall Not Be Named and a bunch of other she...
Listen163 - The Big Jab Showz from 2021-06-14T20:42:25
With Fooko out of town on a much earned vacay, Josh recruits the one and only Big Rab to co-host as they talk about Rab's piping journey, what associations can do to rebuild trust with members post...
ListenWe Iz Memes (ep 162) from 2021-06-03T00:44:47
The boys chat about the aftermath of the "trial" of the #ALLOFTHESIX Facebook group, pipe banding in the time of the 'Rona, and even more internet drama caused by The Double-Tone on this episode---...
ListenThe "Trial" of the Six from 2021-05-21T02:25:19
It's a Kangaroo court as Josh and Andy battle for the soul of the CR podcast while discussing what to do with the controversial “#ALLOFTHESIX” Facebook group.
Looking for that extra specia...
The "Trial" of the Six (ep 161) from 2021-05-21T02:25:19
It's a Kangaroo court as Josh and Andy battle for the soul of the CR podcast while discussing what to do with the controversial “#ALLOFTHESIX” Facebook group.
Looking for that extra specia...
Arguably Dumb (ep160) from 2021-05-03T23:43:09
Keeping the CR tradition alive of following a bomb interview with a shite grab-bag, an already-intoxicated Josh and a desperately hungover Fooko bullshit about the inevitable impossibility of an in...
ListenFooked Around and Fell in Love feat. Isla Stout (ep 159) from 2021-04-20T21:50:49
The boys are joined by the lovely and talented Isla Stout to nearly talk about piping and her new book, The Stout Collection. Instead they get trashed, play MFK, Fooko hits on her relentlessly and ...
ListenBBR(ep 158)with Ross Miller from 2021-04-08T05:22:20
Ross Miller joins the show in a vain attempt to sell some books and not get hung up on. He tells where he got his nick name "Big Ball Ross" and who has the biggest wein in Inveraray. We had a lot o...
Listen157 - Win A Date With Callum Beaumont from 2021-03-25T18:50:17
Single and ready to mingle! The boys ring in champion of champion Callum Beaumont to talk piping, dating during COVID, and a bunch of other bollocks. Enjoy!
Looking for that extra special ...
The Funky Cool Medina feat. Seumas Coyne (ep156) from 2021-03-24T00:27:28
Uncle Seum-bone is in the house! The boys continue Free March with a visit from the one and only Seumas Coyne, who cannot be explained---he must be understood! They talk about growing up in Pipe Ba...
ListenThere's No "Us" in "Jesus" (ep 155) from 2021-03-18T23:26:04
In another attempt to get cancelled, the boys discuss playing weddings and funeral services where the main character typically has a long beard, zombie-like perseverance....
Looking for th...
Puppetmaster: The Joe Brady Story (ep 154) from 2021-03-16T01:21:10
The Big D shows up to talk with us about being the #FUJoeBrady puppet. Actually, he doesn't say much so we fill in the blanks with our own stories. And back for his triumphant return... Fast Eddie...
ListenPalming Fusco’s Balls feat. MLK (ep 153) from 2021-03-10T18:16
MLK swings by the show to debate women’s basketball with Fusco while Josh desperately tries to get through the show notes and talk about pipe bands before making the most insensitive joke in Chante...
ListenThe Ol' Provo Float feat. Tyler & Olivia (ep152) from 2021-03-02T01:29:34
After getting battered attempting to record outside by a record breaking windstorm, friends Tyler and Olivia swing by the studio to talk about bagpipes, quarantine, and smushing your naked body aga...
Listen"Define Serious Piping." (ep151) from 2021-02-27T17:33:22
In response to an article claiming that competition piping has ruined the traditional roots and methods of the instrument, the boys talk about what is and isn't "serious piping". Enjoy!
Lo...
Shocks for Cancer (ep150) from 2021-02-22T22:16:39
To celebrate hitting Episode 150 the boys decide to settle the shock collar bet once and for all, but in true CR fashion they up the ante by collecting donations for the Kids with Cancer Charity ev...
ListenThey Smell Used. (ep149) from 2021-02-19T19:34:10
Josh has 4 girls crashing at his house so the vodka is all gone and the toilets are wrecked, Fooko gets mailed used panties, and the boys banter about finding quality teachers and the importance of...
ListenStorming The RSPBA Capitol feat. Erinn McIlwaine (148) from 2021-02-13T03:13:17
The boys talk to the legendary Erinn McIlwaine of Closkelt and the Big Rab Show podcast about how to be a great bass drummer, the state of piping in the UK, when RSPBA will feck to save themselves ...
ListenFreedom!!! (ep 147) featuring Doogie from 2021-02-04T00:58:42
The guys have a long form discussion with Andrew "Doogie" Douglas about the new and improved DojoUniversity.com and all about the Freedom Phase process at the Dojo. And we might even hear some gre...
ListenDo Tenor Drummers Do Butt Stuff?/New Year, Same Us (ep146) from 2021-01-28T01:40:37
Feck off 2020! On this episode the lads ring in the new year socially distanced to talk about the holidays, the results of the Wake mini-band contest, and what a shitshow 2021 is already shaping up...
ListenBelfast Docking or The Big Up to the Line Lady's Rant(ep 145) from 2021-01-21T00:51:42
Well it finally happened! We got most of the piping podcasts in one zoom call and wrecked havoc on all of our livers! Big Rab googles Eiffel Tower, Big Scott takes off his leg and Val mostly sits...
ListenA Comedy of Errors (ep144) from 2021-01-11T22:20:28
On this episode they boys do their best snake-charmer impressions to coax Cobra out of his hidey hole for some banter! They talk about recording for the Wake Band Mini Comp, why drummers never have...
ListenCocksalt (ep 143) from 2020-12-31T09:23:47
The guys celebrate Josh's 30th birthday by doing an episode of the Rant. They discuss what it feels like to hit a significant birthday and it's effect on a person's psyche. And then get drunk to c...
ListenSquashing The Beef (ep142 feat. Graham) from 2020-12-24T05:09:01
In the most latest episode of the Chanter Rant Podcast, the boys call on Graham to finally squash the beef from like 100 years ago. Josh had to edit in bleeps. Enjoy!
Special Guest: Graham...
The Whole Point of a C*ck Ring feat. Kenny Hiner (ep141) from 2020-12-05T00:49:30
HINER IN DA HOUSE! Still weeks behind on editing, the boys called in the now Executive Vice Poobah of the EUSPBA Southern Branch to talk about ways to improve communication between associations and...
ListenOff Our Gords feat. Gord Taylor (ep140) from 2020-11-17T20:06:11
BJ's @ 150mph, hiding drugs in your pipe bag, and hairy nipples abound in this episode where we talk punk rock bagpiping road stories with Gord Taylor, former bagpiper from The Real McKenzies and a...
ListenThe Ghosts of CR Past (ep139) from 2020-11-10T04:00:49
What's SPOOOKIER than all of our past mistakes and f**kups? Beer Boy's Ghost stories! Tune in this week for both the haunting tales of pipers past, and eternal ghouls of 139 episodes of nonsense th...
ListenAn Association in Review with Big Rab(ep 138) from 2020-11-03T00:57:11
It's that time of year again... when the associations have their meetings to figure out how to help the pipe bands and soloists get the most out of their upcoming season. We review the Western Uni...
ListenTall Poppy Syndrome (Ep 137) from 2020-10-26T22:25:52
Fooko and Aussie Broad lose their minds over the Matt Willis apology video and Josh tries to PR his way around this shit show of a topic. Tune in next week for our own apology video!
Pipe...
BREWS WITH STU (feat. Stuart Liddell!)(ep136) from 2020-10-13T22:02:52
BOOYAH! We got the big man on, Stan Little of Inverararararararary and District Pipe Band! The CR boys sit down with LEGENDARY piper Stuart Liddell to talk about the rise of Inveraray & District Pi...
ListenCunsistently Incuntcistent (ep 135) from 2020-10-05T23:50:02
It's old home week again as we bring in Joe Brady to promote the ever living sh*t out of MacLellan bagpipes. Oh but wait! Joe never gets a word in anyway so it turned out to be a good episode anywa...
ListenRevenue Ropes (ep134) from 2020-09-26T18:53:21
In an attempt to relive the glory days of Chanter Rant, the boys sit down sans-guest and talk about the Good, Bad, & Ugly of various piping associations efforts to keep their members engaged and in...
ListenGetting Paradiddled by Aaron McLean (ep133) from 2020-09-17T00:38:52
On this weeks episode, the boys sit down to chat with world champion drummer and friend of the show Aaron McLean, formerly of Field Marshal Montgomery Pipe Band to talk about his latest drumming pr...
ListenWho Let the Texan Out? featuring Matt Willis(Ep 132) from 2020-09-12T04:24:39
The boyz talk to Matt Willis Bagpiper of www.mattpiper.com. What motivates this long time piper to delve into youtube land and spread the good work of piping for all? And why in Gawds name does he...
ListenShitter Than Shit Hot Feat. Adele (ep131) from 2020-09-03T19:01:41
That’s us f*cked for another episode! The boys hop on a call with the legendary “Cheezeburger” Adele from NI to tell stories about Josh & Andy’s adventures in countries they’re probably never allow...
ListenNuked Tae F*ck (ep 130) from 2020-08-28T09:21:33
The boys talk to west coast legend John Allan about his career as a Hollywood piper. John was in movies like Million Dollar Baby and was a piping advisor to Fat Bastard himself!
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You Don't Suck, We Do! (ep129) from 2020-08-20T22:56:31
Its Josh vs. Andy when Chanter Rant Fight Night 2020 arrives, and our bloodthirsty judges (Doogie, Cammie, Glenn) are ready to rip the boys to shreds. Who will reign supreme? Who will shit the bed ...
ListenHow Many Hands is Honey?(ep 128) from 2020-08-13T04:39:35
Honey Bourbon and his new Sheila join the show to discuss BooBoo's sexual prowess and the exciting life of a truck driver. We also discuss the crazy news out of the UK and how the RSPBA just can't ...
ListenThe End (ep 127) from 2020-08-04T07:09:42
Josh forgets to hit record again but thankfully, we know how to steal from the internet. Apologies for the sound being less than it's usual mastery. No guest tonight so we take an opportunity to ...
ListenCobra Reacts (ep 126) from 2020-07-31T18:32:53
Cobra does us a solid and jumps on the line after Aaron had to take off. Enjoy!
Special guest: Andrew "Cobra" Hoinacki
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One CR Shirt and 11 Capes (ep 125) featuring Aaron McClean from 2020-07-27T20:43:05
In the latest installment of the drunk ejeet podcast, we have some banter with Aaron McClean, formally of Field Marshall Montgomery Pipe Band, now with the current favorites to win the 4B drumming ...
ListenFooko's Angry Anteater feat. Valerie Byrnes! (ep124) from 2020-07-16T18:58:03
Lady Piper in da house! On this week's episode, the boys shoot the shit with piper, podcaster, performer extraordinaire Valerie Byrnes from the Lady Piper's Podcast. She tells us about their show w...
ListenAmerica, F*ck Yeah Pt. 2 (ep123) from 2020-07-08T19:46:04
We're #1! We're #1! Returning for their third annual 4th of July Episode, the boys are ready to celebrate piping in good 'ol Murica, both competitive and performance based. With that in mind, they ...
ListenPIPE BAND PRIDE feat. Trevor Takahashi (ep122) from 2020-07-01T19:32:34
The hits keep rolling out! Barely squeezing in an episode before the end of Pride Month, the boys bring on World Champion and handsome as f*ck Pipe Major Trevor Takahashi to talk about whether pipe...
ListenWho the F*ck is Tim Hutchinson? (ep 121) from 2020-06-27T03:57:05
We have Timmy H on the show to discuss his band's most excellent pipe band videos as of late... Keith Highlanders. They have a new one coming out and we are really looking forward to seeing it! L...
ListenWhat Do You Call a Lesbian Dinosaur? feat. DOOGIE/Cammy/Glenn (ep120) from 2020-06-18T17:54:33
Buckle up buttercup, this one is a doozy! The boys try to appease the Gods of affiliate links by bringing Andrew Douglas on the show, only to completely Chanter Rant him with surprise returning gue...
ListenLoads of Sh*t Tunes w/Cam Dizzle and Glenn Dawg(Ep 119) from 2020-06-10T21:17:41
In a strong move to legitimize themselves and to get Stevey M on the show, the boys talk to Cameron Drummond and Glenn Brown about their lives growing up as bagpipe prodigies, the challenges of pla...
ListenFree Vegemite for Everyone! (ep118) from 2020-05-28T18:07:10
G'day boys and girls! Ozzy Ozbroad stops by this episode to talk pipes in the time of the most lame apocalypse---the boys are as useful as ever, catching up on emails and fails as well as drinking ...
Listen"Hi, My Name is Chum." (ep117) from 2020-05-22T17:15:58
Hide your wives gentlemen! On this episode the boys bring in the Kiwi Dreamboat himself, Tim from The Band That Shall Not Be Named. He talks about all 28 types of drums he plays while Fooko repeate...
ListenFor Once, We're Not the Assholes! feat. Beer Boy (ep 116) from 2020-05-14T15:20:43
Isn't it great when someone else is taking all the internet heat for saying something stupid? On this episode, the boys talk about the latest successes with training the band that shall not be name...
ListenFeeling Good Internally (ep 115) from 2020-05-11T23:01:49
How the hell do we go on so long with these friggin' episodes? We are a bit more zen this week as it felt good to get it wank it out last week. We had lots of talks with members of the band and ta...
ListenSuck My D*ck, Learn Your Strathspeys (ep114) from 2020-04-30T19:43:06
Following a string of FANTASTIC episodes, you know the boys had to screw it up somehow---after a few weeks of failed one-on-one lesson scheduling with members of The Band That Shall Not Be Named, J...
ListenLegendary w/Murray Blair (ep 113) from 2020-04-26T16:25:35
We speak with Murray Blair, the legend of Melbourne, about his life and career. We drink legendary Four Lokos in honor of the legendary guest. This might be the interview that makes us legends. <...
ListenORIGINAL TITLE REDACTED feat. Andrew Douglas (ep112) from 2020-04-17T01:34:37
Whelp, it's time for the boys to sit down and have their court mandated talk with Andrew Douglas. They discuss HOW GREAT the new Dojo website is, basic things most pipers didn't learn correctly, an...
ListenJoe Brady's Perfect Poutine (ep111) from 2020-04-08T22:24:47
Well, that's us f*cked for another year kiddos. With 99% of piping events shut down and bands across the country struggling to come up with ways to keep momentum during quarantine, the boys decided...
ListenNut Up Buttercup (ep110) from 2020-04-02T05:35:12
Oh the boys are back in true CR form on this one---they almost do something right when they bring in Buggie from the Vegas Games to talk nitty gritty on organizing a Piping & Drumming contest, then...
ListenPipe Band Blue Balls (ep 109) from 2020-03-29T00:24:31
The first half of the pipe band season is kaputz so the guys talk about staying motivated in these dark times. But it is difficult. I can't even bring my self to finish this...
Does you...
Chanter Rant After Dark... Daytime Edition w/ Ross Miller (ep 108) from 2020-03-23T00:39:21
This was really recorded before ep 107. In an episode where our planned guest left us twisting, we scramble and decide to call around to our friends to see what they are up doing. It goes about a...
ListenIt's the End of the Pipe Band World as We Know It (ep 107) from 2020-03-16T04:12:50
In a rare timely turnaround, the boys flip the release schedule of the last 2 episodes and talk about the pandemic of El Corona and how it's destroying every pipe bands 2020 plans. So while you're...
ListenFinger My A$$ You Fat Bearded Whore (Ep 106) from 2020-03-06T00:11:38
The guys are finally back in the same room and use the time to get caught up with past correspondence. Some talk of the great Coronavirus Cruise scare of 2020 takes place and we figure out the per...
ListenThe Wrong Stuff. (ep 105) from 2020-02-24T22:32:46
With Fooko off cruising and boozing with the Piper's Dojo, Josh brings in longtime bagpipe buddy and all-around scoundrel Graham to talk about piping in the British Army, whether or not wanking can...
ListenCahills Corner Redux (ep 104) from 2020-02-18T23:42:03
Cahill and Fireman Bill drop by the podcast to discuss whether or not Chanter Rant is too mean, the Council of Vaginas sends in their top 5 Vaginas for the year and a drunk Josh does the whole podc...
ListenWinter Storm - Wrap It Up Kids(ep 103) from 2020-02-05T10:06:38
The guys try to wrap up winter storm but mostly get drunk in the excitement of not having done a show together in a couple weeks.
Fooko relives his 6th grade glory days on trombone, Josh trie...
The Ol' Poop & Tug (ep102) from 2020-01-30T02:13:55
Fooko’s out of town freezing his nuts off at Winter Storm, so Josh downs a bottle of whiskey with Fireman Bill and Big Leg as they talk about things service bands could learn from comp bands (and v...
ListenDo Vegans Eat Ass? | CHANTER RANT LIVE! (ep101) from 2020-01-22T08:07:35
What happens when you mix two assholes with microphones, far too much whiskey, and a bunch of psychopaths and bad decisions into a Vegas bar late at night? You get Chanter Rant LIVE, the experience...
ListenYou Can't Go Home Again... or Can You? (ep 99) from 2020-01-07T18:00:09
What do you do when old members of the band want to come back when they left in bad circumstances? This is the question the guys ponder this week and try to decide what's more important... short t...
ListenWhatever Docks your C*ck Bro (ep 98) from 2019-12-31T23:27:02
The resolution episode. The guys talk about their New Years resolutions as it pertains to piping and the band that shall not be named. Hold them to these as they have likely forgotten them alread...
ListenGet a Real Job (ep 97) from 2019-12-28T00:39:37
The guys get into Fooko's pipe career origin story, tracking back to loosing his job in the Banking industry going through building a business the Mafia way, and then culminating into infamous medi...
ListenPresident Fooko and the Thousand Year Reich (ep 96) from 2019-12-22T02:57:39
Josh and Andy take over the band that shall not be named in every way. The band had it's AGM last week and Fooko became President, adding to his other titles of Pipe Major and Drum Sergeant. With...
ListenI don't want to be your dick. (ep95) from 2019-12-14T18:49:50
90 or so episodes later, Angel returns to the pod to face the wrath of the tiger balm after losing a bet to Fusco. The boys get AMAZING gifts from Beer Boy Brad, and the concert recap for The Band ...
ListenEnough Campfire to Cover Your A**hole (ep94) from 2019-12-07T05:11:39
It's the night before The Band Who Shall Not Be Named's Concert, and the Chanter Rant boys are joined by none other than Callum Blowmont and Cobra Hoinacki themselves! Fooko has no voice, the guest...
ListenCan You Tune a Fish? (ep93) from 2019-11-27T21:06:13
In the aftermath of the critically ashamed dominatrix episode, the Chanter Rant boys jump headfirst into a lengthy discussion about bagpipe tone, including whether or not instructors should be allo...
ListenSubmissives are pipers too ya know! (ep 92) from 2019-11-22T22:46:16
WARNING WARNING WARNING
This episode is not for the weak of stomach. We are not kidding. Super adult stuff here... be warned. The world is a scary place.
The boys do the usual ema...
Schrodinger's Cock (ep 91) from 2019-11-15T09:01:48
It's time to burn some bridges folks! Josh goes all Dubstep on this bitch! And just like the music, it's bad news. After catching up on some back logged emails, the guys get into a new thing cal...
ListenCRCRC (ep 90) from 2019-11-07T22:48:26
Chanter Rant C*nts Riding in Cars: A special road trip episode. Fooko is out of town working with Doogie in New Jersey so he records an episode touching on many controversial topics like pipe band...
ListenRamasser de la Langue Commune (ep 89) from 2019-11-01T05:11:47
It's a Chanter Rant spook-tacular show in time for Halloween. The guys catch up on weeks of emails and voicemails with a great gag pulled off by a listener to a certain famous piper. Then we get ...
ListenKegan Finally Loses His Virginity (ep 88) from 2019-10-24T21:02:42
Can you find love in pipe band? The Chanter Rant boys sit down with two pipe band couples (three if you include Josh and Andy) to discuss finding our pipe band soulmates in the time of the human pa...
ListenThe White Whale (ep 87) from 2019-10-11T01:25:24
Clan Ijeet goes down to Phoenix for the WUSPBA clinic with Jack Lee and Derek Cooper, but really they go for the sesh and Game of Drones. To defend their title, the guys have to dig deep creativel...
Listen"Insert your pipe band name here"... Ride or Die! (ep 86) from 2019-10-01T08:00:53
The boys go deep on this one... balls deep into their anxieties and fears. Oh and fart into the microphone when things get too emotional. They talk about what it means to be a Pipe Band Bro, wher...
ListenPipe Band Sex Toys (ep85) from 2019-09-27T23:44:30
The boys discuss pipe band technology while Bethea plays with hers. Topics of the day include the things we use to make pipe banding better or easier, boobs, and how come kids are so much better a...
ListenBeer Boy Brad (ep 84) from 2019-09-18T18:32:45
Beer Boy Brad joins the show and we learn almost nothing about him. Mostly the show is taken over by Mary Queen of Legs various emails, postcards and voicemails. The truth is learned through adve...
ListenThe High Hand Twists the Nipples, but the Low Hand... (ep 83) from 2019-09-11T07:11:04
On a very special episode, the guys record on a Wednesday because Josh will be out of town for the weekend. No audience, no stream, just two jerks in a room... old school style. The guys message ...
ListenEye of the Tiger Balm (ep 82) from 2019-09-06T09:15:18
Josh and Andy are back from the post Worlds break. Thanks for waiting patiently everyone except Rab who harassed us non stop. Josh comes through on his lost bet and applies Tiger Balm to his priv...
Listen2019 Philip Worlds Glasgow Championships Commentary (ep 81) from 2019-08-24T05:42:02
This ones a doozy! The boys get up at 4am, pound some gin and whiskey and comment over the Worlds Grade 1 Medley live stream for 3 hours. If you hang in for this one, you won't be sorry. Special...
ListenWorld's FOMO (ep 80) from 2019-08-15T23:15:40
Josh and Andy miss Scotland this time of year and lament not being at the Worlds. They discuss the pros and cons of going with your home band or joining a band overseas. Either way they totally c...
ListenChanter Rant After Dark... the Drunk Dial Episode (ep 79) from 2019-08-09T16:50:35
The guys have lost all creativity and inspiration but churn out this crap anyway. They drunk dial their friends and cohorts very late at night trying to get any one to have a topic to talk about a...
ListenChanter Rant Downundah (ep 1) from 2019-08-08T19:08:39
A special bonus for the six! The first episode of Chanter Rant Down Under! Two goons from Straya trying to talk about bagpipes while the third whispers "moist gash" into the phone. Best of luck ...
ListenFaux Canada! (ep 78) from 2019-07-31T23:50:23
The boys are back in town and get down and dirty in this Canadian themed episode. The North American Championships at Maxville are coming up this weekend and they don't talk about it at all. But ...
ListenI Got So Much Pubes You Don't Even Know (ep 77) from 2019-07-25T05:22:10
Off they go to Flagstaff Arizona for a highland games. It is a wild disappointment for so many reasons, but mostly because Fooko pussed out and didn't rage on Saturday night. The catch up with su...
ListenMake Chanter Rant Great Again (ep 76) from 2019-07-18T04:25:48
The boys are back in town and all is back to normal, which means drinking and banter. Josh busts Fooko's balls about the Cahill episode, they talk about more editorials to the Scott Currie article...
ListenThe Story of Us feat. Sean Cahill (ep 75) from 2019-07-09T07:45:11
Josh bolts off to Reno for July 4th redneck activities, so the regulars draw straws and Cahill loses so he has to do the show with Fooko. They challenge Doogie for the most boring pipe band podcas...
ListenChanter Rant Bans the C-word, or We Apologize Mr. McWhirter (ep 74) from 2019-07-03T19:44:38
The guys go into damage control mode by apologizing to Steven McWhirter and Big Rab. They ask the CR team to help out by submitting their own apologies as well. There is nothing like a good train...
ListenRoad Trip! (ep 73) from 2019-06-30T00:34:35
Fooko and MacGerkin head to Vista California for some highland games shenanigans. They drink too much and have a good time playing for sheets and generally being avoided. But they were able to Ch...
ListenFix the Damn Drums Steven McWhirter (ep 72) from 2019-06-20T16:20:31
The guys get it together sort of for this weeks episode. They get caught up on all sorts of voicemails and emails and then go back in time for Fooko to be the fail of the week. They talk some shi...
ListenThe Ultimate Train Wreck (ep 71) from 2019-06-12T18:30:14
Do not click play. Go directly to jail. We did this night.
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Fooko's Suicide Note (ep 70) from 2019-06-04T23:46:30
Fortunately the pipe band world is like a soap opera... never at a loss for material. Fooko gets told he is not as good as Jack Lee in a recent meeting with band members and decides to walk out on...
ListenDirtbag Olympics Ivy (ep 69) from 2019-05-28T23:18:39
It's time once again for the depraved stories of pipe band life. This is a great episode to play for your new band mates. It will test them to see if they have what it takes to survive in this wo...
ListenCloskelt is Sh*t Hot (ep 68) from 2019-05-22T23:40:39
The first major of the pipe band season happened this past weekend, and the results of the British Championships in Grade 2 were all over the place. The gents get into the need for a better system...
ListenA Bunch of Dusty Old C*nts (ep 67) from 2019-05-17T03:23:16
Darrell Calvillo, open piper from SoCal, is in studio with us as he was in town doing a gig with Fooko. We go on the rip and ignore him for the most part. Josh calls everyone the C word and Fooko...
ListenOvarian Fortitude (ep 66) from 2019-05-08T05:05:44
Fooko is in Albany, NY for the Piper's Dojo Tuning Clinic and calls in to Josh to fit one in. We talk about whether clitoris size matters and if piping down south is a better option for Rab to str...
ListenA New Plan (ep 65) from 2019-05-02T05:47:51
On this weeks episode, the gents go through the news of pipe bands for the week, review some more happenings from the Las Vegas Highland Games, and put themselves up for Fails of the Week. Then we...
ListenBig Gay Phoenix (ep 64) from 2019-04-26T22:17:09
Apologies for the delay on this one. Most of the Chanter Rant recording gear was stolen the weekend of the games so we had to scramble a bit to get caught up. We lost so much great material! We ...
ListenTomorrow's Going to be Worse (ep 63) from 2019-04-17T23:50:59
Ozzy has been in Vegas for a week and had declared herself not worthy to hang. We get into stories of partying all week and what it's like to play with the Band that Shall Not be Named. Finally w...
ListenThe Ozbroad Cummeth (ep 62) from 2019-04-10T23:22:25
Aussie Ausbroad arrives in Vegas and we put her right to work on the show. Still reeling from her trip back in time, we get her drunk and talk shit not even a little related to piping. Discussion...
ListenRichard Parkes Gets a Blumpkin (ep 61) from 2019-04-05T01:41:29
No longer content to live in obscurity, the guys finally suck enough d*ck to get someone of value on the show and then completely chanter rant the whole thing. Mega star Callum Blowmont and Matt "...
ListenThe Sh*t Version of a Karaoke Track (ep 60) from 2019-03-26T23:29:45
The reviews are in: St Patrick's Day was a smashing success, if by success you mean sh*t attacks, lame cover bands, and rough rides home. But at least some economics happened. The guys get in to...
ListenThe Love Boat (ep 59) from 2019-03-20T23:01:55
Fooko is back from the Dissonance of the Seas and the guys get right in to it. They discuss St Patrick's Day planning, what was the Dojo University Cruise like and Fooko's taste in men. Take a li...
ListenA Cacophony of Bollocks (ep 58) from 2019-03-15T21:25:39
While Fooko absconds on a booze cruise with his secret lover Andrew Douglas, Fireman Bill stops by to fill the bearded one's chair and the boys discuss upcoming St. Paddys plans, the war on service...
ListenThe Cure for Super-Herpes (ep57) from 2019-03-06T07:58:16
Fooko is back on the booze! The boys celebrate by reading some listener reviews from iTunes, and then immediately Josh loses his shit on the comments section's response to last week's episode. Ozzy...
ListenGuilt by Association (ep 56) from 2019-02-26T23:45:19
Oh the boys stir it up this time and go back to the topic of associations. This can't be good for anyone, especially our heroes. They do the usual BS and read some fan mail and voicemails, start ...
Listen10 Reasons You're a Sh*tty Bandmate (ep 55) from 2019-02-19T23:11:04
Doogie stops by to shit on his fellow band mates in Inveraray and District Pipe Band. You won't want to miss this one! Find out why Stuart is incompetent as a leader, why he hates playing for thi...
ListenWe Won't Rock You (ep 54) from 2019-02-14T21:44:18
Leave the kids outside for this one folks! Coleen Hamstring is back on the show to help us try to make a decent show for once. The Los Angeles Scots are on Grey's Anatomy TONIGHT and Colin is her...
ListenUrination Frustration (ep 53) from 2019-02-06T00:00:52
Lots of things going on this week... Joe Brady goes on the Piper's Dojo Audio Experience and the guys play clips and then take issue with everything said. A small tribute to a lost #oneofthesix, t...
ListenLast Man Standing (ep 52) from 2019-01-30T11:28:56
The guys are back from their trip to Winter Storm and have some things to report about the wall of dildos and Josh invoking the Greek God Pusstacles. They talk about meeting Joe Brady and go into ...
ListenWinter Storm Cummeth (ep51) from 2019-01-23T23:27:01
Well we made it there and back again... Winter Storm. This episode, which may be our last, is cock full of bits and music from the weekend. The guys get a chance to catch up to quite a few import...
ListenBitched Out (ep 50) from 2019-01-15T22:14:15
Holy shnikies! It only took a year but the boys are finally starting to turn into a real piping podcast. Can it last?! This week the show dives into a couple new segments... "Dear Chanter Rant",...
ListenBig Bad Bourbon (ep 49) from 2019-01-08T08:13:10
This week, the guys take on Honey Bourbon, a member of the Hawthorne Pipe Band in Melbourne AUS and work diligently to get him to the point with little to no success. With the loss of Bill Merrima...
ListenRoot You! (ep 48) from 2019-01-01T23:19:14
The boyz wrap up an amazing year by reviewing some favourite moments in the show from 2018. We get some further clarity on Australian slang and why you must follow Honey Bourbon on Snapchat (honey...
ListenChoked and Pegged (ep 47) from 2018-12-27T03:38:31
In an episode reminiscent of the Big Gracenote Rant, things go tits up with Handsome Tony on the show. He takes us through the origin of his nickname, some other stuff about something and we spend...
ListenWe Hate Everything About Outlander (ep 46) from 2018-12-18T21:44:39
Lots of fun to be had this week. The boys hear from all kinds of characters, including Meat Loaf Kelly's vagina, Fast Eddie, and the legend himself, Honey Bourbon. We play a game of Pipe Band Fai...
ListenThe Worlds Douchiest A-Team (ep 45) from 2018-12-12T00:36:49
Oh this ones a doozy. We talk to Andrew Hoinacki, the Drum Sergeant of the City of Chicago Pipe Band, about whether stick head size really matters, Handsome Tony's #shrapnel, and many other ludicr...
ListenDon't Bother Learning Their Names (ep 44) from 2018-12-05T09:08:41
Two serious shows in a row, are you friggin' kidding me! #FUJoeBrady comes on the show to talk about his method for transitioning students to the pipes and then into the band. This is of course af...
Listen10 Clues That Your Pipe Major Sucks (ep 43) from 2018-11-28T01:11:33
Does your Pipe Major suck? Are you SURE? Well we're not sure, so we brought in our good friend and human sleep aid Andrew Douglas from the Piper's Dojo to talk about 10 Clues That Your Pipe Major S...
ListenDirtbag Olympics 3 (ep 42) from 2018-11-20T08:41:34
You wanted it you got it. The long awaited return of debaucherous buffoonery. Our lovely crew of friends read your submissions for the dirtiest of dirtbag stories, and maybe one drug deal. Who c...
ListenFairy F*cking Godmother (ep 41) from 2018-11-14T23:26:54
Sorry for the delay this week. The guys were busy sleeping for days.
Not because of the concert, but the after party. No guests.... just a frank discussion all things concert and what not ...
Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Turn on the Podcast (ep 40) from 2018-11-06T08:54:38
The guys are in full panic mode working on the Thanksgiving Concert, so they publish the end of last weeks visit with Cahill. It only took them 2 hours last time to get to something actually good....
ListenThey Can't All be Gold (ep 39) from 2018-10-30T20:59:45
The guys have a drunken good time when Cahill comes to town and offers his insight on nothing. Why is it the most coherent thing that ever happens on this show a foreigners voice mail? We wax abo...
ListenGod is Like a T-Rex (ep 38) from 2018-10-23T22:38:23
Apologies all around on this one folks. This is the worst of the worst podcast yet. Heavily sexualized and screw ball. We're not sure if the special guest sent them down the wrong road but you b...
ListenPractice What You Preach (ep 37) from 2018-10-16T19:24:46
It's Ren Faire weekend in Las Vegas and the boys get up early on a Sunday morning to record the podcast so they can go watch the weirdo's do their thing. After the usual tangentery process, the gu...
ListenPipe Band Life Support (ep 36) from 2018-10-09T10:12:07
The guys are a little tired and a little depressed this week. Lots going on but they powered through anyway. With more bad news hitting for the band that shall not be named, the rebuild starts ag...
ListenBack Stage Pass (ep 35) from 2018-10-02T22:56:47
#FUJoeBrady joins the show to talk about putting on a full fledged pipe band concert. Both W&D and The Band That Shall Not Be Named have concerts on the same day, Nov 10th 2018. They discuss the ...
ListenThree Drongos and a Box of Goon (ep 34) from 2018-09-26T08:55:34
Stand back... it's the first full appearance of the one and only Aussie Broad... aka Ozzy Ozbroad... aka Camille! She joins the guys for a rousing discussion on pipe band uniform and boobs! She s...
ListenWe Don't Suck, Irish Girls Do! (ep 33) from 2018-09-18T16:50:08
Fusco is in Albany, NY visiting family so the guys do a show via the internet and it goes about how you'd expect. 'tis the season to be changing bands so the guys talk about what they look for in ...
ListenRabbie the Pooh (ep 32) from 2018-09-12T17:50:55
Pooh Bear returns! On this episode our good friend Big Rab joins our heroes as they discuss the backlash from the judging episode of the Big Rab Show, solo gig fails, and sexual gestures. The recor...
ListenAnd the award for bagpipe performance of the year goes to... (ep 31) from 2018-09-03T21:51:59
The podcast gods smile down on Chanter Rant as the Great McCain Piper Debacle explodes the morning of the recording. They read some emails and play some voicemails, including a special retort to h...
ListenIt's Crazy How Often I Black Out Now (ep 30) from 2018-08-28T08:45:50
Josh attempts to set Andy up by bringing in an ex band mate to rip him a new ahole, but in true Chanter Rant fashion, the guest backs out. So without a back up plan, they go on with the show anywa...
ListenIt's the End of the Worlds As We Know It(ep 29) from 2018-08-21T08:35:01
Well it happened again... the Worlds Pipe Band Championships, and as it turns out... Josh was wrong again. American pipe bands did really well at the Worlds this year, winning grade 2 and 3b. We ...
ListenThe Big Gracenote Rant (ep 28) from 2018-08-14T18:31:58
Who will we have to apologize to after this weeks episode? Everyone who listens! A sh*t show of epic proportions. You've been warned.
Special guests: Stephen, Stu and Scott from Grace...
How to Lose Friends and Influence No One (ep 27) from 2018-08-07T06:01:55
In the latest installment of Chanter Rant, Fooko has many surprises in store for MaGerkin. After the Debacle at Flagstaff, many people are upset with #twodrunkijeets. Andy knows all the deets but...
ListenAccidental Association (ep 26) from 2018-07-30T20:08:41
We hope you enjoyed the last episode of the Chanter Rant podcast and especially the cliff hanger ending... suckers! In Part 2 to that discussion, Andrew Douglas in back. They accidentally fall in...
ListenThe Italian Mafia Pipe Band (ep 25) from 2018-07-24T08:27:22
The intended episode about the Flagstaff games went horribly wrong, so instead, we present to you the prerecorded episode with Piper's Dojo proprietor and front rank member of Inveraray and Distric...
ListenCompletely Unprepared Part 2 (ep 24) from 2018-07-17T01:58:19
As the title suggests, this weeks episode is completely lost in the beginning as the guys did no prep work at all. Fortunately, DJ Ingrahamanam was there to help steer the ship in some direction o...
ListenA Boy Named Clair (ep 23) from 2018-07-09T18:54:40
This week, the guys review long overdue voicemails and commentary from weeks past. Fast Eddie sends in the first Chanter Rant rap song and Pipe Major McPaddy from the east coast calls in to take u...
ListenAmerica, F*ck Yeah! (ep 22) from 2018-07-03T08:22:20
In a special 4th of July episode, the guys take it upon themselves to speak for all American pipe bands and declare their independence from the tyranny of the Brits and their archaic way of pipe ba...
ListenUnited States Space Force Pipe Band (ep 21) from 2018-06-25T16:00:14
On this episode of the Chanter Rant, the guys try their first live stream podcast and go back to the old way of doing things... drunk! Some of the six send in voicemails and the guys respond. The...
ListenThe Return of the Cahill(ep 20) from 2018-06-18T15:00:14
On this episode, Cahill returns from his long journey through the Orient, and has plenty of HPV to show for it. #oneofthesix, Honey Bourbon, sends in a pic of boobs so the boys have to drink in re...
ListenSouth Central Caledonia Chicken and Waffles Pipe Band (ep 19) from 2018-06-12T18:46:07
In this weeks episode, we answer some listener mail about our most hated tunes, open a time capsule regarding the UK Championships and respond to some other podcasters in the pipe band world. We t...
ListenHave you SEEN our groupies?(ep 18) from 2018-06-04T20:59:36
In this weeks show, Meatloaf Kelly rants back at Fast Eddie with a great voicemail about penis size. The boys then discuss the ups and downs of pipe bands starting their competition seasons and go...
ListenDirtbag Olympics Part 2 (ep 17) from 2018-05-29T23:49:51
In this long awaited follow up to the Dirtbag Olympics, the boys wait three and a half hours to track down Adele and get drunk on Old Smuggles Scotch in the process. They play a couple voicemails ...
ListenBig Whiny Bitches (ep16) from 2018-05-21T19:07:23
We have a Saturday morning hangover show thanks to the crew going out the night before to celebrate Fooko's birthday. Kelly, local musician and booking agent, joins the show and takes issue with t...
ListenProduct of Bad Parenting (ep 15) from 2018-05-15T05:51:54
In a very special Mother's Day edition of the podcast, Fooko is off visiting family, so he calls in and they get drunk with their mothers. They review the history of these two ijeets, discuss the l...
ListenThe Sh*t Hits the Fan (ep 14) from 2018-05-08T06:59:02
This week, we interview Buggie, the piping and drumming chair of the LV Highland Games. He rips us a new one for ripping a judge a new one a couple episodes ago. We issue apologies and try to fig...
ListenWill the Real Joe Brady Please Stand Up (ep 13) from 2018-04-30T16:00:16
This week, we show some true man love for Joe Brady, as we do a special brunch episode of the Chanter Rant. Joe Brady joins us for the first time as well as the true podcast legend, Big Rab! We g...
ListenThey Were Good, Minus the Yellow Flashes (ep 12) from 2018-04-23T22:04:35
The gents start off talking about what it takes to make the weekly show, then get into discussions of pipe band ex drama and finish up with the story of a questionable judging at the Vegas Games. ...
ListenMasturbating to a Karaoke Track (Ep 11) from 2018-04-15T17:00:03
The Las Vegas Highland Games are this weekend, so we weren't able to record a new show this week, so instead, you can listen to Lauren womansplain the human element of growing a pipe band. Josh an...
ListenDon't You Know We're Loco! (Ep 10) from 2018-04-10T10:26:12
Fooko is a bit tired before recording this week, so McGerkin decides to bring Four Loko to the party. As you can imagine this brings all kinds of trouble to the cast, as we discuss Josh's wingman ...
ListenThat's Us F*cked for Another Year (ep9) from 2018-04-02T22:37:58
The band that shall not be named has officially pulled itself from competing for the 2018 season, and Chanter Rant discusses how the hell we got ourselves into this situation yet again. Many tange...
ListenDrinking the Haterade (ep8) from 2018-03-26T21:34:30
The boyz discuss the post St Patrick's Day blues while also attacking the heart of why the hell we do this thing called pipe band. Then they read some listener emails about road bands and dirtbag ...
ListenThe Zachening (ep 7-2) from 2018-03-21T17:26:08
In part 2 of episode 7, Cahill takes us through last weeks episode with some scathing remarks for our hosts, then the guys discuss the drama that happened this week on Facebook thanks to the Pipe B...
ListenThe Drummers Strike Back (ep 7-1) from 2018-03-19T23:56:38
In the first part of a very special episode of Chanter Rant, the boys welcome two drummers in to the mix and immediately regret it. They talk about the arrogance of pipers, their online dating sce...
ListenTwo F$%king Sticks Tied Together (Ep 6) from 2018-03-11T20:11:53
In this week's episode, the guys talk about why it's damned near impossible to get a decent reed and the severe emotional and psychological damage caused by running the world's worst bagpiping podc...
ListenGetting Drunk On Cupcakes. (ep5) from 2018-03-04T22:58:53
In this week's episode, the guys get drunk on booze-infused cupcakes courtesy of Joe Brady (#loveyoujoebrady), discuss band/life balance (or the lack thereof), why Andy is an asshole. Special Guest...
ListenBooking Agents Should Kill Themselves. (ep4) from 2018-02-25T19:03:46
In this week's episode, the guys discuss the ins and outs of booking band gigs, St. Patrick's Day mayhem, and the best way to get rid of a dead body. Special Guest Cahill! Follow us on social media...
ListenWhy We Can't Have Nice Things. (ep3) from 2018-02-18T02:28:14
In this week's episode, the guys discuss why being the leader of anything sucks, the difference between and 69 and a 68, and a bunch of other bollocks. Guest Starring Big Sexy! Follow us on social ...
ListenThe Dirtbag Olympics. (ep2) from 2018-02-10T23:08:30
In this episode, the boys discuss their most embarrassing piping stories, the wonders of Bushmill's Irish Whiskey, and a bunch of other bollocks. Follow us on social media at:
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The World's Worst Bagpiping Podcast. (ep1) from 2018-02-03T18:52:02
Welcome to the world's worst bagpiping podcast. The first episode is the worst. Join Josh & Andy as they discuss why winter season sucks, the trials of trying to get a band together for the 2018 se...
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