Podcasts by Character Ark Podcast

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 2: They Might be Giants from 2022-01-03T04:16:28

Our heroes head toward the mythical land of the giants where Grog challenges a mighty foe and Bardolomew seeks his future ex-wife.

DM/Editor: Richard Bertelsen
Grog Guzzler (Goblin Ar...

Character Arcana (D&D) C3: Ep. 1: Afterlife Crisis from 2021-10-26T18:49:45

Grogg Guzzler the half Goblin, half Orc Arcane Archer and Bardolomew Biggins the halfling bard, have been handsomely paid to clear a man of a mysterious magical crime.

DM/Producer: Richar...

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 10: The Child of Light from 2021-04-03T05:00

Our heroes find themselves in the middle of a war, and Armen's true purpose is revealed.

DM: Nick Slaick
Griffin Dadson/Editor: Richard Bertelsen
Armen Hammer: Ted Hong
Ummon ...

Alien 3 from 2021-03-16T00:44:46

It all comes down to this. Either this is the best "Alien" film or it's the worst, and none of us agree.

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 8: Swallowed by the Dark from 2021-03-09T09:00

The party meets an unexpected ally as they search for the frost portal in the caves of Bilgewater. Armen gives in to his baser instincts. Griffin develops a strong connection, and Ummon faces hi...

Minari from 2021-03-02T02:11:14

We find a lot to debate in this underdiscussed movie about an immigrant family finding their place in America. 

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 7: The Solemn Scholar from 2021-02-23T05:25:21

Our heroes head deep into enemy territory. Armen does his best version of stealth, Ummon hears a chilling new voice, and Griffin digs in his heels.

Join us on Listen

The Ani-Melee Podcast! The Seven Deadly Sins from 2021-02-16T03:35:58

We take a look at the popular Anime, The Seven Deadly Sins, and the conversation is immediately derailed, as per usual...

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 6: Frogs on the Loose from 2021-02-09T02:29:41

Our heroes embark on their first official mission as members of The Blood Ravens! Armen receives a special gift, Ummon is enthralled by his new employer, and Griffin gets caught in a dangerous s...

Aliens (1986) from 2021-02-02T02:10:55

A couple weeks ago we took a look back at one of the most influential sci-fi horror films ever made. This week we continue with that very same franchise to take a look at one of the most influen...

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 5: Jinx from 2021-01-26T02:12:30

Our heroes are officially inducted into The Blood Ravens Guild. A blacksmith strikes a chord with Ummon and hints at the ancient knowledge that powers Armen's weapons. Griffin must confront his ...

Soul from 2021-01-19T02:00:33

Pixar has proven again and again that they have the chops to deliver a powerful emotional punch, but they may have bitten off more than they can chew in their latest movie.

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 4: Family from 2021-01-12T03:01:56

Our heroes grieve a tragic loss in an epic battle. Ummon learns an uncomfortable secret, Armen makes a new friend, and Griffin must go Dad-to-dad with another dad.

Check out our NPC frien...

Alien (1979) from 2021-01-05T00:44:04

Welcome to Aliencast! Between new releases, we're going back for a closer look at one of Sci-Fi and Horror's most influential film franchises! We're joined by Nick Slaick to talk about one ...

Wonder Woman 1984 from 2020-12-31T20:56:54

It's no secret that this movie has got some problems, and we're almost too angry to talk about it coherently... 

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 3: Lady Lordship from 2020-12-29T04:21:41

Ummon's dark secret is revealed, Griffin meets his heroes, and Armen aims to lure a new pet as our heroes learn of a grave new threat.

Join us at the table after the show for a behind-the...

Tenet from 2020-12-22T01:32:56

I would warn about spoilers, but everything is so convoluted that I can't imagine it being a problem. Join two huge Christopher Nolan fans as they discuss his absolute worst film.

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 2: Gnomes in a Trench Coat from 2020-12-15T02:15:53

Our heroes continue on their quest to become Blood Ravens! Ummon shows off his skills, Griffin spots some unexpected guests, and Armen takes a tumble.

Join us after the show on THE SECOND...

Ani-Melee Podcast! The Promised Neverland from 2020-12-08T01:50:16

Ted introduces both Richard and Nick to the child-harvesting of "The Promised Neverland!"

Character Arcana (D&D) C2: Ep 1. The Blood Ravens from 2020-12-01T00:45:45

Our adventure starts here! Welcome to the city of Reyori! Three strangers make their way to the city's famous coliseum in order to earn their place as heroes of the local adventuring guild.

The New Mutants from 2020-11-24T00:25:38

Lets talk about the black sheep of Disney's Marvel and Fox acquisitions! What went right? What went wrong? And how does "The New Mutants" fit into the future of superhero movies?

Character Arcana (D&D) Campaign 2: Ep. 0 from 2020-11-17T18:42:14

WELCOME TO CAMPAIGN 2! We have a preview of the upcoming first episode of Season 2 followed by a discussion where you can meet the players and get special insight into our characters and the wor...

Borat Subsequent Movie Film from 2020-11-03T00:04:16

Borat's back, and so are we to discuss his most recent adventure!

The Trial of the Chicago 7 from 2020-10-26T12:55:16

Join us as we engage in a thoughtful discussion of this extremely important and timely new film from Netflix and Aaron Sorkin

The Ani-Melee Podcast! Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World from 2020-10-12T14:20:14

Ani-melee is our new podcast where two anime lovers force their friend who doesn't like anime at all to watch all their favorite shows!

In this episode Ted introduces both Richard and Nic...

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 12: Peace. Love. The End. from 2020-10-05T18:28:15

CAMPAIGN ONE FINALE!

Our heroes must face their greatest threat yet: The complete unraveling of the material realm. Can our heroes survive the wrath of the demon-lord Bael? Join us for th...

The Devil All The Time from 2020-09-28T17:38:43

Join us this week as we talk about all the horrible stuff that went down to lil' Tommy Holland back in the 1960s.

The Ani-Melee Podcast! Soul Eater from 2020-09-21T14:15:44

We're back for another round! Two anime lovers try to convince their very skeptical friend that their favorite anime shows are actually good!

This time we watch "Soul Eater"

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 11: Hoodwinked from 2020-09-14T18:56:24

Join us for the Penultimate Episode of Season One! Alabaster finds true love, Mendell starts a revolution, and Doug fights for the souls of his family.

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen Listen

Ex Machina from 2020-09-07T13:33:47

This week we get all wrapped up in a conversation about the only good science fiction film starring both Oscar Isaac and Domnall Gleeson.

Introducing: The Ani-Melee Podcast! Parasyte: The Maxim from 2020-08-31T16:05:27

Join us for our brand new podcast where two anime lovers try to convince their very skeptical friend that their favorite anime are actually good!

First up: "Parasyte: The Maxim!"

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Palm Springs from 2020-08-17T17:07:09

Join us as we discuss this hilarious gem of a film. You know the deal, this isn't a review, it's a discussion of the characters that make this movie so great. That means spoilers all around!

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 10: The Trickster God from 2020-08-15T01:00:38

In this brand new episode of our D&D adventure podcast: Alabaster finds herself a Thicc Boi and Mendell meets his maker, but Doug suspects foul play!

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen...

The Old Guard from 2020-07-27T23:24:44

This week, we discuss the new Netflix original movie, "The Old Guard." It's pretty good, but does any of it make any sense?

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil from 2020-07-14T20:58:17

THEATERS ARE STILL CLOSED! That means we get a perfect opportunity to revisit a cult classic. Join your usual band of heroes, along with special guest Nick Slaick, as we discuss the comedy/horro...

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 9: The Golden Dragon from 2020-07-08T19:28:58

As our heroes befriend a bizarre turtle man and face off against a mighty dragon, Mendell gets clever with his use of magic, Alabaster walks straight through the piss, and Doug has a master plan...

Doctor Sleep from 2020-07-05T17:34:48

This week we discuss the surprisingly impressive sequel to "The Shining." However, the film has just a few things that hold it back from being the true masterpiece that is its predecessor.

Onward from 2020-06-23T22:48:40

This week we discuss the pitch-perfect Pixar adventure that is bold enough to ask the question: What if you could bring your dad's dangly bits back for just one day?

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War from 2020-06-15T01:26:21

This week we are joined by Nick Slaick as we discuss the newest DC animated film! Go watch the movie first, because we dive into spoilers that include who of your favorite heroes get horrificall...

Blow the Man Down from 2020-06-08T02:02:05

This week we watched a film with a unique and fascinating voice. Go and watch "Blow the Man Down" and then join us for our discussion!

Resident Evil (2002) from 2020-05-29T21:52:41

Movie theatre's are still shutdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Speaking of outbreaks, this week we took this opportunity to revisit a movie that we greatly anticipated when we were much younge...

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God (The Movie) from 2020-05-24T00:26:53

We've got another quarantine episode of the movie podcast! Did you know that there was a sequel to the Dungeons and Dragons movie? Of course you didn't! No one did! Let's talk about it.

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 8: Pandemonium from 2020-05-23T00:42:16

Mendell is caught in a war, and not the one he expected. Alabaster and Doug unearth an ancient evil.

Good Time from 2020-05-17T00:16:10

We use the quarantine to take a look back at the film that put the "Uncut Gems" directors, The Safdie Brothers, on the map. Does 2017's "Good Time" deserve the hype?

Bad Education from 2020-05-06T23:21:17

We manage to wrangle a new release in the time of COVID-19! Join us as we discuss the phenomenal construction of HBO's latest film release. You may never have known that you wanted to see Wolver...

Extraction from 2020-04-28T19:15:24

Like a brooding Australian with a death wish, we dive into the new Netflix film, "Extraction," in which Chris Hemsworth absolutely destroys a group of children. 

*We are in quarantin...

Dungeons & Dragons (The Movie) from 2020-04-21T18:40:21

This week we take a look back at Dungeons & Dragons, THE MOVIE. If you didn't know that this was a thing that happened, buckle up and have a listen. We are joined this week by special guest ...

The Frighteners from 2020-04-17T19:09:22

We've got a special bonus episode today where we navigate COVID-19 by watching an old favorite of ours. Join our more casual discussion of an unusual classic!

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 7: The Infernal Symbol from 2020-04-15T18:01:21

Our heroes are deep undercover! Alabaster tries to infiltrate the cathedral. Doug encounters an ancient mystery, and Mendell tries to win over The Paladins.

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertel...

Mid90s from 2020-04-13T18:22:01

Caught in the Quarantine, this week we discuss a movie released before movie theater's shut down. Join us 90's kids as we look at a film that shines a light on growing up without a clear purpose...

Guns Akimbo from 2020-03-30T19:51:04

We give you the lowdown on this ultraviolent showdown!

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 6: Shadeheart Manor from 2020-03-18T02:02:38

Mendell tries on a few disguises, Alabaster gets a new companion, and Doug learns the fate of his last surviving family member.

Featuring:

Dungeon Master: Richard Berte...

Bloodshot from 2020-03-16T18:36:20

Okay, guys, let's talk about Vin Diesel's cold-dead eyes... Join us as we have a blast discussing this wild misfire of a movie. 

The Invisible Man from 2020-03-10T20:16:46

Join us for a brand new podcast about a strikingly effective psychological thriller! Please excuse my voice as I was a bit under the weather, but this movie is too interesting and practically be...

Downhill from 2020-02-24T20:34:51

"Downhill" wants to have a lot to say about relationships, but we found ourselves filling in the gaps.

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 5: Under The Sea from 2020-02-22T04:17:31

Doug violently opens the freezer, Alabaster discovers a new power, and Mendell faces his own mortality.

Featuring:

Dungeon Master Richard Bertelsen

Doug Saucepotts Ted Hong<...

Sonic The Hedgehog from 2020-02-17T01:54:17

We're about to have a real serious conversation about this week's movie, "Sonic the Hedgehog," with special guest Nick Slaick.

The Gentlemen from 2020-02-03T21:47:31

Join us for a gentlemanly discussion of Guy Ritchie's new film, "The Gentlemen!"

Parasite from 2020-01-21T22:08:19

Join us this week for our discussion of the fascinating dark comedy "Parasite"

Character Arcana (D&D) Ep. 4: The Nightwalker from 2020-01-14T20:43:01

The fate of the Material Realm hangs in the balance, and a new soul must be attuned to a powerful totem! Alabaster is reunited with an old friend, Doug must return to the site where his family w...

1917 from 2020-01-12T19:30:01

This week we talk about an impressive piece of cinema and a shoe-in for Best Picture, Sam Mendes' World War 1 epic, "1917"

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker from 2019-12-21T23:52:28

We hold nothing back as we dissect the final installment of The Skywalker Saga in this Super-Sized episode! SPOILERS! You have been warned!

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 3: The Massacre of Barrow Hill from 2019-12-09T20:39:39

The heroes venture deep into the Fariose Forest where tickling is torture. Mendell makes a squirrelly new friend, Doug learns the troubling truth about the death of his family, and Alabaster is ...

Knives Out from 2019-12-03T23:39:26

This week we talk about Rian Johnsons incredibly entertaining Whodunnit "Knives Out!"

21 Bridges from 2019-11-25T02:00:21

This week, Bad Guys kill Cops, Cops Kill Bad Guys, and then Cops kill Cops... The Movie! 

Jojo Rabbit from 2019-11-18T19:00:39

This week we talk about one of the best movies in recent years! Seriously, go see it!

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 2: Really Old Elf Stuff from 2019-11-15T22:28:53

Our heroes have been accused of murder! Find out what happens next on our monthly narrative D&D podcast!

Mendell Sands is Nick Slaick, @Listen

Terminator: Dark Fate from 2019-11-04T18:30:34

This week we discuss the 6th, or 3rd, Terminator movie, depending on how you look at it. Turns out that this is the sequel you've been waiting for... It's just about 20 years, and quite a few ba...

Gemini Man from 2019-10-28T17:36:32

Have you ever wanted to see Will Smith slap Will Smith with a motorcycle? The answer is obviously yes, so join us for an in-depth discussion about Will Smith versus Will Smith. A movie has liter...

Zombieland Double Tap from 2019-10-20T05:19:20

Deja Vu? Is it the same movie or just the same guest? Nick Slaick joins us as we talk about the Zombieland sequel.

Character Arcana (D&D): Ep. 1: The Signal Fire from 2019-10-17T15:45:38

Character Arcana is our new Monthly Dungeons & Dragons Play Podcast. Join our party of adventurers as they solve a murder that has the potential to start a war!

Alabaster Chernobyl is...

El Camino from 2019-10-13T21:37:06

We went rogue and watched a Netflix premier this week! Join us for a rather nitty-gritty discussion of the "Breaking Bad" movie. There's a lot to unpack. 

Joker from 2019-10-07T02:53:46

Ted and Richard have a conversation about how this movie both has a lot to appreciate, but also has a bit of an identity crisis.

Abominable from 2019-09-30T02:13:03

This week we dissect a movie with some good qualities, but that ultimately fails to hit the mark.

Hustlers from 2019-09-16T20:16:43

This week we shine a light on the fact that you might be missing some pretty damn good movies. 

It Chapter Two from 2019-09-08T20:33:21

This week we discuss the much anticipated second chapter of the most recent adaptation of Stephen King's "It."

The Peanut Butter Falcon from 2019-09-02T22:08:02

This week we discuss a charming indie drama that has more than a few shortcomings. Aaron Summers returns as our special guest!

Ready or Not from 2019-08-25T20:30:42

This week we talk about a movie that really delivers! Spoilers abound as Ted and Richard dissect one of the best horror/comedies of the year. 

Good Boys from 2019-08-19T02:21:13

This week we look at this summer's raunchiest comedy with special guest Aaron Summers.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark from 2019-08-10T23:04:42

This week we discuss the film adaptation of the classic book series with special guest Nick Slaick. 

The Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw from 2019-08-05T19:07:08

This week we try to justify why this movie is actually one of the best things we've seen all year!

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood from 2019-07-30T11:44:11

This week we talk about the well-crafted, yet somewhat disjointed 9th film by Quentin Tarantino.

The Lion King from 2019-07-21T20:56:02

This week we dive into the remake of "The Lion King." We answer important questions like, who neutered the lions? Was Scar right the whole time? Why does this movie need to exist?

Crawl from 2019-07-15T01:28:46

This week we take a look at the surprisingly enjoyable suspense/thriller about how awful it is to live in Florida.

Spider-Man: Far From Home from 2019-07-04T18:57:17

This week Ted and Richard actually disagree about the ups and downs of Spider-Man: Far From Home. Episode contains SPOILERS as we get into this teenage super hero travelogue and Ted makes Spider...

Yesterday from 2019-07-01T03:01:45

This week Richard and Ted discuss a pretty decent romantic comedy that has a lot of potential, even if it doesn't always live up to it.

Toy Story 4 from 2019-06-24T01:21:34

Ted and Richard finally saw a movie that they both love. In this episode, we discuss why "Toy Story 4" is one of the finest examples of film this year. Like the movie itself, it gets a little pe...

Men in Black: International from 2019-06-16T03:58:52

Ted and Richard struggle to talk about this very mediocre movie...

Maiden Voyage: Dark Phoenix from 2019-06-09T04:53:30

Welcome to the first official Character Ark Podcast! Ted Hong and I, RIchard Bertelsen, discuss the movie Dark Phoenix!