Podcasts by Cheryls whorehole.org

Cheryl Sings: Countin’ Skin Tags on my LYUPS from 2017-03-31T03:15:42

Download MP3 LENGTH: 2:36 SYNOPSIS The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics a...

Music Video & Song: Walls Fall Out from 2013-10-30T01:40:25

The original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo: The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song an...

Cheryl Sings: How Deep Is My LAPSE? from 2013-06-07T16:38:11

  LENGTH: 4:07 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: ...

WH-MiniGRUM: As Seen on TV SkeenTag MESH Lint Vac from 2013-03-04T04:18:48

LENGTH: 14:29 SYNOPSIS Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!

WH-MiniGRUM Yuma(az)loight from 2013-02-03T04:01:57

LENGTH: 11:31 SYNOPSIS NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU INSPIRATION infomercialmercial: Looks pretty no...

WH-MiniGRUM Post XMas from 2012-12-26T15:40:31

LENGTH: 4:09 SYNOPSIS A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.

Cheryl Sings: Edge of Borty from 2011-07-10T03:56:24

Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers! LENGTH: 4:23 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along ...

WH-MiniGRUM 4-2-11 from 2011-04-02T17:19:50

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 28:21 SYNOPSIS NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.   LINKS: Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the am...

VIDEO: Pain A Prolapse from 2010-10-15T02:10:38

LENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PRO...

WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum from 2010-10-11T04:36:47

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moa...

WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids from 2010-04-02T02:04:56

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CT...

VIDEO: Sexy Chak LOIN from 2010-02-18T03:28:11

LENGTH: 2:20 SYNOPSIS An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF from 2010-02-13T21:47:11

Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ad...

Cheryl’s Holiday Classics from 2009-12-16T22:36:39

LENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look i...

Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show) from 2009-11-26T20:09:08

(Compare to original album ark) LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is ...

WH: Cheryl Sings- What The World Needs Now (is Lapse) from 2009-11-23T05:44:11

(Compare to Burt’s album ark) LENGTH: 2:28 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)” and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in i...

WH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With Rylch from 2009-11-15T06:38:35

LENGTH: 26:41 GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend...

WH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.K from 2009-11-10T13:18:38

Album Ark By Vince! LENGTH: 3:49 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People wo...

Cheryl Sings: Underneath Your Folds from 2009-11-09T02:56:11

LENGTH: 3:37 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’...

WH90: Injrid Tweezin And Pleasin With Moisturizer from 2009-11-02T03:49:44

LENGTH: 18:44 GUESTS: Lynda, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! T...

WH89: U Gotta Depend On Slim Necklines & BM from 2009-10-18T03:36:04

LENGTH: 29:19 GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer pro...

WH88: Cheryl’s Gotta Fight For The Enema Bidets & Personal Saunas from 2009-10-13T00:05:32

LENGTH: 33:03 GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker). SYNOPSIS Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. P...

WH87: Resolving Cheryl’s ‘bortion Debt from 2009-09-07T01:05:18

LENGTH: 23:39 GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase. SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade ...

WH86: Stayin Prolapsed For Hamhocker Schlammer [repost] from 2009-08-22T19:06:28

LENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jai...

WH: Cheryl Sings- AIDSy Queen from 2009-08-12T03:48:54

LENGTH: 3:33 Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Sh...

WH85: Weighing Fat, Fetus, & Lady’s Parts from 2009-07-29T03:59:32

LENGTH: 39:18 GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist rem...

WH84: Cheryl’s Werkin Teh SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 2 from 2009-07-15T04:39:02

LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off ...

WH83: Cheryl’s SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 1 from 2009-06-30T03:10:01

LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion) SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. O...

WH82: Nutritional Methless Produks And Chicken TetrazzinI from 2009-04-05T04:30:43

LENGTH: 13:21 GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how he...

WH81: Cleanin Panny & Curin Cancer With Miracle II from 2009-03-18T04:23:12

LENGTH: 30:11 GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II SYNOPSIS Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lo...

WH80: Sick-L Cell Raptastic & Rillz Kanser from 2009-02-25T00:21:41

LENGTH: 28:51 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism co...

WH: Cheryl Sings- I Wanna Tan With Somebody from 2009-01-20T03:27:57

Album Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here. LENGTH: 4:43 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyri...

WH79: Prayergasming With Bonnie & Jesus from 2009-01-17T21:08:26

LENGTH: 12:51 GUESTS: Bonnie SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing ...

WH78: Building A Better, Blaquer & Lapsed Economy from 2009-01-14T06:08:20

LENGTH: 26:28 GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman SYNOPSIS Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady...

WH77: Glass Thermometers In Ali’s Meatus from 2009-01-05T05:44:45

LENGTH: 48:25 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction &...

WH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & Stillburth from 2008-12-30T15:52:24

LENGTH: 13:48 GUESTS: Joy SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. C...

WH75.5: Jackin In NightShirts & Squirtin Them Dooty from 2008-12-30T02:37:36

LENGTH: 12:08 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old pe...

WH75: Party Planning & Sniffin Panty from 2008-12-21T05:12:32

LENGTH: 50:39 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, ...

WH74: Scooping Rabbit Turds & Jitterbugs from 2008-12-16T03:30:13

LENGTH: 46:37 GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian. SYNOPSIS Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. C...

WH73: Scooping Oprah’s Poop With Poondaggers from 2008-10-12T04:17:20

LENGTH: 52:14 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion...

WH72.50: Taint Dead Naids from 2008-10-09T01:32:33

LENGTH: 6:15 GUESTS: None. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYP...

WH72: Small World, Big Lyups from 2008-09-14T15:10:54

LENGTH: 28:00 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyup...

WH71: Cheryl LOVES Tropical Vacations from 2008-08-13T03:08:48

LENGTH: 27:35 GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar...

WH70: Depends Which Spoon You Left At Starbucks from 2008-08-05T03:42:13

LENGTH: 39:25 GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More! SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning sa...

WH69: Jean Backpacks Full of Depends & Gym Memberships from 2008-07-16T04:01:54

LENGTH: 15:53 GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM SYNOPSIS Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out abou...

WH68: Testing The Waters While Cauterizing Lyups from 2008-07-08T13:59:40

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and ...

Cheryl Guest Appearence- Impromptu Commode from 2008-07-04T13:42:05

My good (and very obese) friend Andy Melton asked for my help the other day in telling some stories that involved him shitting his man-panty/pant. Since I yam obviously a fan of such shanty-stories...

WH67: 1turd’s Facial Wasting Taste Like Watermelon from 2008-07-02T19:00:54

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaqu...

WH66: Prole Choice-To Abort or Not, That IS The Question (Minisode) from 2008-06-25T15:49:49

LENGTH: 7:25 GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the cu...

WH65: Still Hovering Round & Axin Bout Medical Supplies from 2008-06-18T20:49:16

LENGTH: 22:35 GUESTS:Pplz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL!...

WH64: It’s A Toto Swamp Honaye from 2008-06-11T04:55:07

LENGTH: 25:45 GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks SYNOPSIS Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation̶...

WH63: Removin Toxins & Poopin Panty With Dual Action Cleanse from 2008-06-04T13:44:22

LENGTH: 9:55 GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and so...

WH62: Finishin LivinXL & A New Life of Lapse from 2008-05-28T01:15:51

LENGTH: 55:25 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL, Madge Weinstein & People at New Lyfe MinWhoreStries SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back LivingXL to finally get the answers to her burning ques...

WH61: Cheryl’s Lapsin’ & Phonin’ Livin’ XL from 2008-05-18T20:38:52

LENGTH: 36:01 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them wi...

What A Great Domain Renewal (ripoff) Deal! from 2008-04-22T14:58:59

As a retarded, 25 year old woman, my bits ‘n pieces moistened when I received the following “offer” to renew a domain at register.cum earlier today. PLZ ADVISE.

WH60: Cheryl’s Hoverin’Round from 2008-04-15T05:16:52

LENGTH: 8:23 GUESTS:Hoveroundz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How ...

WH59: My Lion Is White & Smegmatic from 2008-04-03T02:31:03

LENGTH: 34:50 GUESTS:White Lionz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a listenturd who drunk dialed her & has a nice cuntversation & talks about all manwhore of things. PLUS a special msg from an anon ...

WH58: Chiffon Shitting Dress from 2008-03-20T04:17:37

LENGTH: 34:33 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic (LIVE!) SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined LIVE, in the flesh, by ladyraptastic. Good, poopy times ensue as rill and lady discuss the latest goings ons, read a nice story...

WH58 Inspiration: Chiffon Shitting Dress video from 2008-03-20T02:18:02

Chiffon Shitting Dress video!

WH: Cheryl Sings- Push A Little Lapse For You from 2008-03-06T03:13:32

LENGTH: 2:47 Cheryl Sings the classic “Forever Together” (Say A Little Prayer)… with a few stylistic changes. It’s a lapse-full. Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)!

WH57: Pushing Sensuous Blaque Daisies from 2008-02-23T21:14:56

LENGTH: 22:50 GUESTS: Wanda’s Friend Bradley (Vocals on Pushing Daisies promo). SYNOPSIS A Very FULL show! New Commercial 4RillzTanninSalon&Eatery, Prolyup-uale, Poopin Panties, DICK, Sy...

WH56: Cheryl Sings Classic Children’s Songs from 2008-01-18T22:31:08

Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

AD: AIDz Might Not Equal Diarrhea from 2008-01-09T17:22:57

According to the advertisment below, which appeared in the latest issue of the Gay’s “national news magazine”, The Advocate, just because you have the HIV don’t mean you hav...

Want More Rillz? Go Turd Yeast Radio Honaye from 2007-12-26T19:53:49

Yes, I was a guest on Madge Winestain’s progrum as I sometimes like turd do. It was REAL good… you will learn what SHLYPZ means, among other goodies. Go over there and have a listen-see...

WH55: Shruggin Off Prole-Life Advice & Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah from 2007-12-23T04:17:20

LENGTH: 39:11 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteingheim, & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS A REAL good one! Cheryl calls to get abortion advice; Vocab word of the day; Cheryls Tannin Salon & Eat...

Whorehole Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah from 2007-12-23T04:08:10

LENGTH: 2:12 Cheryl sings a very special version “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”… Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds)!

WH54: Lady’s Feet DP & Cankles from 2007-11-21T05:27:04

LENGTH: 37:50 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS LadyRaptastic Joins Cheryl again. Holidays, Cankles, smelly feet, Footing, golf balls & pine cones, Burns, etc. PLUS &...

WH53: Bum Bus Halloween Minisode from 2007-10-31T14:07:06

LENGTH: 6:50 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS A lil progrum with a story of bumz, busses, hall-whore-ween, poop, and diabetis. IT’S A MINISODE! Get fucked. Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cher...

WH52: Lady’s Cousin IZ From RedBank from 2007-10-24T13:32:42

LENGTH: 32:40 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Chat With Lady. Periods, cankles, street wise, fillin change cup with prolyps, piercin, wide bridges, rape, cunnie, large lyups on outside then blaque,...

WH51: Carol’s Bugs Bongs & Midloaf Crisis from 2007-10-17T12:40:24

LENGTH: 1:07:31 GUESTS:Aunt Carol. SYNOPSIS USE HEADPHONES, it B Stear-e-o HONAYE! Prostitutes, ingrown lyp hairs, restless leg syndrome, bugz, beerboingz, lame excuses, alcohol incidents, animals,...

WH50: Lady Bobbin For Dildos Knows 2 Lapse Early And Lapse Often from 2007-10-10T14:26:02

LENGTH: 55:07 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS A special 50th progrum. HPV, cleft lyp, bobbin 4 apples & dildos, toenails, what that plate 2.99? lunch meat, talents, etc. Plus Lady & Rillz...

WH49: Scat in the Afturdnoon from 2007-10-03T05:00:45

LENGTH: 20:25 GUESTS:VMs. SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares another reality inspired poopin panties story, takes listenturd calls, lapses, and gives you some GOOD TIMES! Call the LYUPS line and be on my progr...

WH48: Jesus Can Suck My Miracle Hole Any Day Honaye from 2007-09-20T03:03:18

LENGTH: 29:36 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, VMs, and Misturd BarewhoreTeliz. SYNOPSIS More stories of miracles, church, Y u shouldnt wear white around rillz, and another very special inturdview with lady ...

WH47: Poopin Panties For Fun And Profits from 2007-09-12T02:25:15

LENGTH: 9:35 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares two special stories about pooping panties, her own that is. Good times with Sticky Bum Holes! ENJOY BABIES! Please call my LYPS LINE: 206-666-LYPS! L...

WH46: Phoning In Religious Experiences from 2007-09-05T13:38:39

LENGTH: 19:45 GUESTS:VMS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Rillz tells of a religious experience at fashion bug; dtlz about trip to MoTown, VMs from Lady Raptastic, & a bunch of other good times inclu...

WH45: Fisting, Oh We’re Doing That? [repost] from 2007-08-29T18:44:48

LENGTH: 56:52 GUESTS:Aunt Carol, etc. SYNOPSIS Aunt Carol Joins Rillz! Wineo-house, tut not blaque, klan, fetus, cheez, fiber1 granolabarz, sanitary payd, wok fayce, rehabz, reminiscing, shelack, c...

Prolapse, Take It Easy–WH45 Song from 2007-08-29T13:36:08

Clicks here to listurd to a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of Twinkleboi’s “Prolapse, Take It Easy” as heard on whorehole episode 45… complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds), ...

WH44: The Lady’s Silver Lining of Rape from 2007-08-15T01:20:25

LENGTH: 51:51 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Chris, Rillz Mom, Lapsin Listenturd, etc. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Chris join rillz. Homeless pee, white ignorant, burthin c-section, RAPE, ice truck, Sil...

WH43: PLZ Lard Won’t U Buy Me Cassie’s Confidence? from 2007-08-02T13:57:30

LENGTH: 33:25 GUESTS:Cassie Hope. VMS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz Mothurd, Madge, etc. SYNOPSIS A new song from Rillz, Cuntree Style. Plus Rill interviews Cassie Hope about a position...

WH42: Aunt Raptastic’s Darque Syrup from 2007-07-25T01:19:38

LENGTH: 54:34 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz “Mom”! SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill. Mama’s dick cheese, saran wrap brownies, monkeys, orgasms, syrup, melted ...

WH41: Chutes & Prolapses from 2007-07-18T13:31:09

LENGTH: 47:08 GUESTS: Shaniqua LeBouff, Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Othurds! SYNOPSIS Rill chatz w/Shaniqua. Phone tag, enimated lapse, TurkayeLyps, Lady Raptastic Drunk, ReligionGrowsClitz...

WH40: Ezzy’s Mucas Plugs and Fudge Cookies from 2007-07-10T13:28:53

LENGTH: 42:42 GUESTS: Ezzy; VMs from PPL! SYNOPSIS Rill calls Ezzy, abortion insurance sales, fucking the mailman, tanning lotion, paulacunt, everyone lapses, staples, mucus plug, soup, indian, ban...

WH39: Blaque Hats & FDS from 2007-07-04T18:49:04

LENGTH: 45:56 GUESTS: Madge & VMs from Botteinheim, Ezzy & Fans from Distorted View. SYNOPSIS Madge joins rill for a show! IntroFist, Botteinheim Song, Blaque Woman Hat, FDS, staple, Hypo...

WH38: Listen To ME TOGO Monaye Honaye from 2007-06-21T03:21:45

LENGTH: 44:45 GUESTS: VMS–LadyRaptastic, Blaywhorewitz, Ezzy. SYNOPSIS Rill responds to Spam (419 fraud), reads email, calls afrikan man and has a TAYSTAY cuntversation! Plus VMs from Lady Ra...

WH37: HoverinRound & Werkin The Phone Line from 2007-06-14T02:55:41

LENGTH: 49:02 GUESTS: Dace, Andy Melton, Christ-stain, Ali Mahajaina, Forrest, Zillafag, & Others SYNOPSIS FBA, many exciting guests, and plenty of prank phone calls! Sorry about the sound qua...

WH36: It’s My Burthday & I’ll Lapse If I Want To! from 2007-06-04T14:01:10

LENGTH: 13:30 GUESTS: None SYNOPSIS EXCLUSIVE Cheryl B-Day Song, Request For LOVE, Don’t take all kindz, SPECIAL story (SickDaze & Abu Mahajahani), poopz, lapses, and so much more! Leave...

WH35: Part 2-Algerian Phone Sex & Marcus’ Meth-Mouth from 2007-05-29T13:44:40

LENGTH: 50:58 GUESTS: Ezzy, AlgerianMan, Marcus Crazy, etc. SYNOPSIS Algerian Phone Sex. Marcus; shit test, pizzababe, adam curry (high, small penis & ballz), rill wants job,geekin out, vidyo,...

wh34: Part 1- Ezzy’s MethMouth Foreplay (REPOST) from 2007-05-23T14:03:45

LENGTH: 39:30 GUESTS: Botteinheim, Andy Melton (melturd), Crazy Listenturd Ezzy CC, etc. SYNOPSIS RILLZ BACK! Melturd says Wanda’s got meth face; meth sores, dace hurtz.  Botteinheim. Rill h...

wh33: Clypin Lapsey For Summah from 2007-05-03T03:40:01

LENGTH: 5:15 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS An update from Rillz, finnah B rill busy in nxt 2 wks BUT she wants 2 give u an update, tellz u wut she’ll be doing & plans for when she gets blaque ( ...

wh32: Poopin In TANdumb from 2007-04-24T12:13:28

LENGTH: 9:19 GUESTS: John Ong, Wanda Wisdom, Madge Weinstein and otherz! SYNOPSIS John Ong Has All That Lapse, Another pooping panties story, funnel girl audio, and a secret unreleased gem featurdi...

Want More RILL? Eat This Hot Rill from 2007-04-16T02:48:40

Yes Honaye–IT BE TRUE! I finnah been on the TWO most recent episodes of Eat This Hot Show–I’m a “host”. Crazy huh? ETHS #40: Podcramp NYC Blow-Out with Bicyclemark AND...

wh31: Diary of a Mad Tan Womyn from 2007-04-16T02:42:22

LENGTH: 21:25 GUESTS: John Ong, Lady Raptastic, and otherz! SYNOPSIS Selections from my diary, clyp of rill on OnglinePodcastLIVE, podcampNYC commentz, high on drugz=rescheduled scheduled maint w/p...

wh30: Lady Lapsetastic Welcums Lady Raptastic from 2007-03-26T12:20:09

LENGTH: 31:58 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic! SYNOPSIS Cheryl does a very special inturdview with Lady Raptastic. myspace,beasttube (thnx kenny), lady’s fingerbang, tuna, iraq, bravest(blaquest) 1st,...

wh29: RILL Don’t Feel Like Lapsin from 2007-03-13T00:44:44

LENGTH: 14:02 GUESTS: Sharon In Tampoon, BotteinHeim, Madge, Tim Cornsmell SYNOPSIS Sharon’s Lymricks, Madge Spreadz LIES about RILL & daycares, but SHE Is MoenotTURDnice (HELLOthisISmrs...

WH28: I’M Prolapsin So U Better Release This Thang Honaye from 2007-03-01T13:41:04

LENGTH: 10:59 GUESTS: Mikeypod, & Some Retarded Podcasters SYNOPSIS A progrum, featurdin a new song & some fab unreleased material w/ my good friend mikeyPAD and some really retarded podc...

WH27: Weight Loss Tiring When U have 2 Measure UR Neck from 2007-02-22T14:20:26

LENGTH: 30:00 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Dace SYNOPSIS Part II-Andy & Dace join Rill and Ali. Losing weight but no scale? Measure neck! Teratoma in lapse and other shit. PLUS an oldie ...

WH26: Cheryln’ Ali’s Flowmax from 2007-02-20T04:26:26

LENGTH: 27:17 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Part I-Ali joins Rill for a REAL show; current events, flowmax abuse, compli-mint candy, bus-smegma pantz, Blaque of Day-Aunt JerMyma, Crack, MasqueIn, R...

WH25: Riding the EatMeOut Bus With Rill, Mostly from 2007-02-16T04:36:51

LENGTH: 14:20 GUESTS: None SYNOPSIS Rill’s may neglect U but it don’t got 2B a 2way ST! Shes bashin her head against the goddamn radiator! Inside-EMO, Ridin the bus, oralface expelling ...

WH-Vid2: A Shart Test of Rills Camera Phone from 2007-02-13T03:28:21

Right Click the above image and choose “Save As…” to download the movie turd your cornputer… LENGTH: 0:26 GUESTS:Poo and bloodz SYNOPSIS Sorry I be so busy lately… I g...

WH24: Lapse–Stuck On UR Metal Grate from 2007-02-05T00:30:28

LENGTH: 11:25 GUESTS: Botteinheimer, Satan, Lapse SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to let you know that she is still alive & smokey and tells u where she finnah been @. The bigger the better, the tighter...

WH23: Podfading-Tragically Crashed In An iPhone Sort of Way from 2007-01-29T12:02:42

LENGTH: 7:39 GUESTS: Ali and Adam SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined by Ali and Adams for a shart progrum to try to make up for the show lost through a SkypeCrash! Rill contemplates fading, closing whorehol...

Progrum Soon… from 2007-01-23T03:44:09

Sorry about the delays… there will be a show by the end of the week (prob-whore-lee). Recorded a show tonight… stupid computer crashed… lost it… so hopefully I can get somet...

WH22: Free Lypsin Travel from 2007-01-15T21:02:45

LENGTH: 20:37 GUESTS: VM’s–LypsScalper, TrannyWreck, AnnoyingGirl, etc SYNOPSIS Like a good neighbor, whorehole.org is (mostly) there. Rill is back w/a lapse & abortion show (not d...

WH Greatest Hits: All That Lapse from 2007-01-08T02:56:34

LENGTH: 4:33 SYNOPSIS A sample track from the critically whoreclaimed musical comedy-Prolapse The Musical! Cheryl updates the Turdcago Classic “All that Jazz” to fit in betturd with the...

WH Greatest Hits: Inside of Me from 2007-01-04T13:26:11

LENGTH: 3:04 SYNOPSIS Enjoy the latest installment from Cheryl’s Greatest Hits–Cheryl updates a classic from the Carpenters, “Close to me,” by adding her specturd touch and ...

WH21: New Years, New Lapse from 2007-01-01T06:00:12

LENGTH: 20:50 GUESTS: None other than VM’s from Noah (PNS), Botteinheimer, etc SYNOPSIS A special new years present from Rill Turd jew! VMs, Resolutions, New Websites, Ask Rill, and Cheryl St...

LBR#408–Cheryl’s On the LuckyBitch HONAYE from 2006-12-29T21:46:29

WERK THIS LUCKYBITCHRADIO PODCAST PROGRUM! Oh yes… PLEASE go over there and have a listen-see….. I think it was a VERY good progrum. A lil bit dirty… with my good friend WANTURD J...

WH20: Roses R Red, Prolapse is too PART 2 from 2006-12-28T01:37:38

LENGTH: 51:03 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Andy Melton, Dace, Botteinheimer, & Others SYNOPSIS Madge joins us for a stroll through the inturdnetz and a look at some disgusting videos. We learn wha...

WH19: Roses R Red, Prolapse is too PART 1 from 2006-12-25T04:21:50

LENGTH: 31:51 GUESTS: Andy Melton, Dace, Botteinheimer, & Others SYNOPSIS An old school style ‘grum w/Andy & Dace, PLUS VoiceMailz & other goodies! Listen to the #1 new media n...

WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse from 2006-12-21T13:42:57

LENGTH: 1:19 SYNOPSIS Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL...

People’s Lapse of the YEAR from 2006-12-19T02:53:01

Oh… one more thing! One of my listenturds, LAURA, has sent me news that I have been placed on PEOPLE MAGwhoreZINE’s COVER as the person of the year! YES! I have seen that other people h...

Busy whore-la-day from 2006-12-19T02:52:31

I am sorry for neglecting you kids. I PROMISE I will be back RILL soon! I plan on posting some tasty treats this weekend. Anyway, I thought I would share some AMAZING drawings one of my listenturds...

WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT from 2006-12-13T03:58:28

LENGTH: 1:32 SYNOPSIS A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees–PLUS LYRICS so you can sing along! Created for my friend Tim over at Distorted View. More to ...

WH18: Domain of (REDtarded)Lapsed Giftz & Gratitudez from 2006-12-03T15:07:08

LENGTH: 28:35 GUESTS: Robert BowzMontz, Lady Raptastic, etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl daybutts giftz-guide w/her (RED) campaign featurding CherylNomics; buys and sells domains for Madge, Lotionz & MUCH ...

Madge Weinstein is a Liar from 2006-11-30T21:52:44

Yes… it is true. Remember how that whore said that I, Cheryl Merkowski, had caused her to lose her Google Adwords account? You remember that chillrens? Yes… well Look here at what I see...

WH17: IM PEELIN UR LYPS OPEN, MADGE from 2006-11-27T00:30:46

LENGTH: 32:35 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Mrs. Botteinheimer SYNOPSIS Madge joins Cheryl for an old schoo’ style chat like some of jew wanted. Lots of talking trash, singing, laughing, branding ...

WH16: Moe Tanksgiving Whopper Necklaces, Moe Problems from 2006-11-20T03:33:36

LENGTH: 16:32 GUESTS:None SYNOPSIS A bunch of Cheryl Sayin’s, Thanksgiving tales, Giving thanx, Google Adwords Denial, News, and more. Tragic ending w/VM from Cheryl… Call the LYPS Line...

IM IN UR NUN HONAYE… from 2006-11-08T14:30:55

I would like to werk the hole of all the stupid asshole religious politicians with a very sharp mesh glove turday honaye! Work the nun! Inspiration A little nun action I captioned appropriately

WH15: Vote for Rill-So Prolapsed from 2006-11-06T04:49:16

LENGTH: 10:15 GUESTS:Get-Fisted [none, mostlay] SYNOPSIS Use HEADPHONES-Cheryl axes 4 yer vote, plays response attack ad from Brian Boothby, audio mental lapse from madge & song vm from bettur...

WH ElectionExclusive1: Cheryl’s Attack Ad from 2006-10-29T13:15:54

LENGTH: 2:30 SYNOPSISVoting for Madge is anti-freedom, anti-children, and just downright wrong and immoral. A vote for Cheryl is a vote for the children, freedom, honesty, and everything right, mo...

WH14: Cheryl Says One Two Three Staple My Halloween Lyps from 2006-10-27T19:46:53

LENGTH: 11:38 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS Premire of “Cheryl Says”, an EXCLUSIVE staplin’ Joanne Schroder whorehole.org mix, a Halloween story, a VM from sharon in tampon, and other juic...

WH13: Fix IT Behind the Lyps from 2006-10-23T12:19:35

LENGTH: 14:20 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS The first Behind The Lyps segment, some musics, some VMs, and other turd-pieces! FIX THIS whorehole! WERK the LYPS honayeeeeeeeeeee. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LY...

WH-Vid1: WandWHORE’s Got DSL! from 2006-10-17T00:55:24

Right Click the above image and choose “Save As…” to download the movie turd your cornputer… [Click here for a streaming QT version of the vidyo] Trouble viewing the vidyo? ...

My LYPS hurtZ… from 2006-10-13T22:17:52

I seen this news story and I was thinking… WUT could the cuntz in the photo be thinking. I think I cracked it…

WH12: Scat Chat In the Shitting Room from 2006-10-08T16:46:37

LENGTH: 10:55 GUESTS:None SYNOPSIS Join Cheryl for storytime as she shares a tale unsuitable for the chillrens at the daycare centurd. Cheryl “Shops” @ Fashion Bug, tosses her lunch, fi...

WH11: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part II (Douche) from 2006-10-03T23:59:41

LENGTH: 33:56 GUESTS:Davy, BicycleMark & Botting-hymer’s VM again TAPED: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2006 SYNOPSIS The good times continue in part DOUCHE when Cheryl and Davy are joined by t...

WH10: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part I from 2006-10-01T16:21:37

LENGTH: 59:58 GUESTS:Davy, Andy Melturd, Dace, & VMs from: Botting-hymer, Gladwise, Folonious-Prolapse SYNOPSIS I’M BACK BITCHES! Is this the end of mean cheryl? A fab show with some fab...

Smokeout 2006 from 2006-09-25T13:17

Hey kids, Sorry I have been so ellusive lately. First, I had my stoma enlarged… which was great and everything… until I realised that my now huge neck-love-hole was starting to distract...

WH9: It’s My Prolapse from 2006-08-21T22:38:59

LENGTH: 32:12 GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Jihadist Jerri (jewel?), Madge Weinstein, Tim from gorainbowradio, etc etc. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Random shit, including cheryl’s rollah...

WH8: Melton My Lapse from 2006-08-11T22:19:06

LENGTH: 1:13:56 GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Wanda Wisdom Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl’s back with a LONG show honayes! Some urethra chat with Ali, faerie’l...

WH7: Prolapsing Like an Egyptian from 2006-07-23T19:46:05

LENGTH: 13:16 GUESTS: Wasim, Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl talks with an Egyptian-she gives him some sexual healing only to be whoreassed and she finally snaps a...

Cheryl’s SEXTASTIC! from 2006-07-18T15:26:06

I know I have been a bad Cheryl lately… not posting as many progrums… but I have been a VERY BUSY WOMAN! REALLY! For example, I recorded a little story for my smokey friend Tim over at ...

WH6: How Many Staples Does It Take from 2006-07-09T23:08:45

Yeast Radio 408- The Sound of Prolapse

WH5: Cheryl’s VM Backlog from 2006-07-02T18:08:18

LENGTH: 25:55 GUESTS: Sharon in Tampon’s Child Andy, Racist Whores, Edna & Pals, Jihadist Jerry, Heavy Breather, HebBloat, & others. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl...

Cheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1 from 2006-06-18T21:50:35

LENGTH: 3:47 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Here is a little teaser “promo” I made a while back for Cheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1–I will be back soon with more messy whorehole for you...

WH4: That is Real Good A++ from 2006-06-02T06:20:29

LENGTH: 29:17 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Ali joins Cheryl for a late night chat from bangle-whore and they unveil an ali-style rating system and sing a little bi...

Wind Beneath My Prolapse from 2006-05-29T14:53:53

Frog Eye Test from 2006-05-28T17:24:38

Thanks turd that honaye Phat Steve for the picturd!

Push it Back in from 2006-05-26T15:37:18

LENGTH: 2:49 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Another installment of “Cheryl’s Greatest Hits!” Like Billie Myers’ original rendition, just a bit more smokey honaye. A sure #1 Single th...

WH3: Ali’s CrabsCycle from 2006-05-23T08:02:20

LENGTH: 50:00 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Girl600, Adam SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl is once again joined by Ali for a friendly shit-chat. Adam from the Krebscycle joins them, there i...

WH#2: Ali & Carol do Cheryl’s Whorehole from 2006-05-16T20:54:11

LENGTH: 42:14 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Carol Wisdom SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! You wanted more Cheryl & Ali… you get it–Plus Carol! Some dirty craig’s list talk, ...

Cheryl Interviews Ali from 2006-05-10T05:13:46

LENGTH: 30:58 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Cheryl interviews Ali Mahajani, frequent freak caller on Madge&Cheryl advice show. Cheryl also plays Dave Calderbank’s “Nobody Loves Che...

Child Protective Services from 2006-05-08T13:39:57

LENGTH: 1:11 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS A little blast from the past for the kiddies! Cheryl calls, aparently from her new job at Child Protective Services. Originally created for Wanda Wisdom’s l...

Crush Em Honaye from 2006-05-04T04:09:42

Thanks to Mikeypod for showing me…. Original source

Large & In Charge HONAYE! from 2006-05-04T00:18:40

Click for fullsize image This guy is FOR REAL kids. One of your fellow listenturds/viewturds (Peturd the fucktard kiss ass) emailed me this man’s picturd. Apparently Manuel Uribe has been in ...

In Memorandumb of Chauncey from 2006-05-01T21:29:37

LENGTH: 5:03 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS In memorandumb of Madge’s dog Chauncey. When I heard about his departure from this earth turdmorning I decided TURD record a little something. I included a ...

Soup’s on! from 2006-04-30T01:46:40

Alright, so Cheryl is finnah warn you before you go have a look-see at these picturds. They are…. well… specturd. Don’t say I didn’t warn you honayes. Work the fetus, work i...

Cheryl’s Dirturd Dish honaye from 2006-04-27T13:56:55

Go over and visit the fuckers at The Dirty Dish DUO (no longer a duo but they are still calling it that because they are retarded)! CUMON! It was fab… I was extremely mean to many people, inc...

Report from the GAP: Left Tooth Beating Right Tooth in Race to Condi’s Lyps from 2006-04-27T13:55:47

Cheryl Reacts to ETHS 32 from 2006-04-25T19:18:21

LENGTH: 3:35 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Cheryl reacts to ETHS 32–she shares a college story similar to the ETHS cuntRollVerseY along with some sage advice, and then she asks about the It’s P...