Podcasts by Church Parking Lot Podcast

Standing on Bidness ep140 church parking lot podcast from 2023-12-03T05:10:40

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 140 “standing on bidness” we talk fans meeting stars gone wrong, what went down with TI and his song King, losing your job off a Tou...

"Leftovers" episode 139 Church Parking Lot Podcast from 2023-11-25T22:24:27

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 139 “Leftovers”…in this episode we tackle what happens after thanksgiving, and B Allen teaches us how to  “spatchcock”…, we talk rol...

"Diddy Finish The Race?" episode 138 church Parking lot podcast from 2023-11-19T19:51:35

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 138 “DIDDY FINISH THE RACE?“ ……in this episode we get personal and talk cheating with cars, J Jamaal’s vasectomy journey, Diddy’s la...

Black Killers and Great Whites episode 137 from 2023-11-15T19:00:50

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 137 “Killer Blacks and Great Whites” IN THIS EPISODE we talk about only fans and how its impacted the NBA, whales attacking ships at...

Walrus Wings episode 136 CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST from 2023-11-08T16:33:47

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 136 “Walrus Wings” in this episode we speak on kids and vacant houses, the national anthem sang by an unlikely source, how stealing ...

"Dwight's Heart Attack" episode 135 from 2023-10-29T18:31:13

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 135 “Dwight’s Heart Attack” This week we talk about a man getting. Away with dining in dashing in a new way, we venture into the wor...

My DuRag Pink, My Package is Brown episode 134 from 2023-10-22T23:57:06

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about sneaking things into places, how women and animals avoid male attention, scientists playing with diseaes, and RIP to...

Entanglement Addendum from 2023-10-19T08:28:34

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about cement dumpings over seas literally,Bahamas vacations, Jada’s Tell-All Book, B Allen breaks down Joe Budden/Drake beef,...

UnoPac episode 132 from 2023-10-10T17:42:38

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about the holidays coming up and the games we play together…..we talk about Tupac and his alleged killer being arrested….w...

"Probably.....Allegedly" Episode 131 from 2023-09-24T16:54:27

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we get graphic when an adult website sues a restaurant for logo rights, talk aliens in Mexico, a police officer with his hands ful...

“That’s Some Bull” episode 130 from 2023-09-05T02:00:23

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…….we take a ride with a bull and visit Coach Deion, talk small burgers, the flight attendant strike, and fender reveals gone wrong //...

KANGAROODOO EPISODE 129 from 2023-08-27T19:58:50

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…… we talk Children’s toys and games with surprises, paying parents to be Bus kids, a local pastors wild record expunged, and conta...

SAY IT AGAIN! episode 128 from 2023-08-20T19:14

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week……we speak on A.I. in school, the murder hornets arrival, The Blind Side Scandal, saying Racist things again, and the true legend o...

Summoning The Ancestors episode 127 from 2023-08-13T20:27:43

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…….we learn how to summon the ancestors in Alabama, we TRASH TALK during card games, talk about leprosy outbreak, and end off with ...

UFO'S & Eyelids EPISODE 126 from 2023-07-30T17:18:02

COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk Glitching Mitch….The congressional UFO hearings, animal parts in all of your food, and suicidal whales. ITS ALL JOKES! Com...

TRICKY TRICKY episode 125 from 2023-07-23T22:55:05

THIS IS A COMEDY PODCAST WITH CONTROVERSIAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINISTER AND A HEATHEN …This week is tricky…We get caught up in a world of little people and Snow White….we shed flashlights on...

HIBACHI for Colored People episode 124 from 2023-07-17T00:37:28

Another controversial and comedic conversation between a minister and a heathen…Can you tell who’s who? We visit a Japanese steak house under fire for their cooking METHods, we talk ‘colored peo...

Wild West Wing episode 123 from 2023-07-09T22:41:54

The fellas find themselves investigating a substance at the White House , witness a failed robbery, talk serenades from legends, and how Britney Spears learned today. It’s all jokes. Come see ho...

Just Call Me Haley! episode 122 from 2023-07-02T16:31:25

Another wild twist as the fellas talk pregnant shooters, the end of affirmative action and what’s in a name, flying cars, plagues of crickets and new laws in Virginia . It’s all jokes. Come see ...

Way Mo Careful episode 120 from 2023-06-25T20:05:09

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ASLR episode 121 from 2023-06-25T19:55:35

The fellas take a wild ride into a chat room with indecent liberties , get chased in a road rage turned foot race, go on a long vacay with no kids, and talk slips and falls for money. Come see h...

Send 'Em Home! Episode 119 from 2023-06-11T22:52:48

This episode may be a personal favorite of mine! Top 5. We learn obout a lenient judge and a hitman hired twice. We visit a Chinese teen with a heavy gaming bill and watch mascots get knocked ou...

LET IT BURN episode 118 from 2023-06-04T17:30:39

It’s a wild world but somehow we manage to find the funny in it all. We talk about a school set ablaze for a cellphone, countries who lock you up for possession of a book, gay inheritance money,...

OPEN THE DOOR! episode 117 from 2023-05-28T00:41:23

We talk about end of the year high school shenanigans leading to arrests; opening the emergency airplane door, Pride & Prejudiced clothes at Target, and the Legendary Tina Turner and a whole...

Still Buffering (episode 116) from 2023-05-17T15:53:21

Come find out why parents are buffering, sperm banks are backed up, bystanders are locked in, and Moms are washing jeans vigioursly. Only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, Where It Is and It Ai...

Come to the Symphony (episode 115) from 2023-05-07T12:57:36

How much does music move you? Would you date a bus driver, ladies?? What’s the child labor law for flipping burgers? Who dumped all this pasta? Answers to these burning questions in standup form...

BABY IN A BOX (episode 114) from 2023-04-29T19:21:25

 How to return your babies….Jerry Springer gets his flowers…joined at the hip, literally….and a shooting shoplifter. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Con...

Screaming at Babies Episode 113 from 2023-04-23T11:47:46

We cover a lot of random shenanigans this episode ..from men screaming at babies to sucker punches from sore losers….from exorcism stories to making the wrong turn…we talk about it in comedic fa...

DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE Episode 112 from 2023-04-16T00:22:06

We venture to some odd places this week. We catch up with a sibling rivalry turned deadly. We also visit a jail where the bugs killed an inmate. We catch a tongue lashing from the Dali Lama hims...

MUMMY Dearest (Episode 111) from 2023-04-08T23:00:37

Happy Easter! In episode 111 We dive into some weird stuff this go round. We navigate the muddy waters of Florida and cover the trash talking controversy in women’s basketball. We learn the orig...

So Heartless from 2023-04-03T00:48:25

It’s a cold blooded world…but what if no one could read your pulse? How would you respond to an emergency with a prize attached to it? Do you agree with the NBAs new drug policy? Are you ready t...

Silky Smooth criminal episode 109 from 2023-03-25T21:48:55

EPISODE 109 SILKY SMOOTH CRIMINAL

How cold is too cold for jail? How is silk made and why are there spiders that use it? Have you had good meat yet, well if not it’s coming to...

LOOK into my CRYSTAL BALL episode 108 from 2023-03-22T20:37:14

Look Into My Crystal Ball

In another classic and hilarious episode the fellas find out a lot of unique information. We try to come up with solutions for school sho...

Negative Energy Drinks episode 107 from 2023-03-12T17:22:38

In this episode the boys talk chugging energy drinks for various reasons. We meet an old head still scamming people out of their money, but this time with sports cards. We talk gun charges in th...

"Ja-Way" - Episode 106 from 2023-03-05T23:34:46

In this episode, we hang out in Tennessee where lawmakers ponder lynching and B Allen makes a case for it. We examine the thugnificent life of Ja Morant and talk about the company you keep. Robots ...

Paperwork Party Episode 105 from 2023-03-02T10:26:25

In this episode, the fellas define the words and actions of the coveted and celebrated....SNITCH. We trace the streets hoping to find the newest craze amongst zombie drug users. We take a stab a...

WHITE PANTS episode 104 from 2023-02-19T00:43:26

The boys are back and one of them has on white pants! We tell the stories of a young woman who fights back a robbery attempt in Chicago.....talk about the dangers of fasting too much and what's ...

NO MOHO episode 103 from 2023-02-12T16:20:11

Episode 103 NO MOHO

Before or after the Supebowl come and check out what the fellas fall into this week. We learn a few life hacks as well as dive into the state of the NBA since the NFL ...

Pizza & Balloons episode 101 from 2023-02-09T01:44:35

In this episode the fellas dive into Black History month and meet an author who can no longer read his own books for children…we find a hit man in the most awkward of places….We tackle the Chine...

Holla At All Cost -Episode 100 from 2023-02-04T03:22:18

With the first televised podcast the fellas find themselves with a holocaust survivor who has been scammed, more police brutality, HBCU football and Ed Reed, the fake nursing license scandal and Af...

“The Secret Ingredient” Season 11 Finale from 2022-12-19T00:34:16

We wrap up the weekend talking about funeral etiquette and recital things. We visit Red Lobster to fix some cheddar bay biscuits. We revisit the Emmitt Till case happening in present times…and joke...

Thee Most High ! Season 11 Episode 8 from 2022-12-12T19:42:58

This episode is up there …somewhere, we joke and debate on cultivating marijuana on sacred grounds, we meet a racist towns way of handling basketball games, we debate the release of Brittney Griner...

HBCU’s and PWI’s Season 11 Episode 7 from 2022-12-05T16:07:11

The boys tackle all the Deion talk and the wild world of college sports with HBCU culture and PWI traditions . We discuss murderous children, guilty by way of insanity, deadly robot dogs , and of c...

For Us… Biased Season 11 episode 6 from 2022-11-27T16:01:23

Post Thanksgiving and the fellas are full…of it. B Allen shares his true story of the lone interaction he had with the Walmart shooter….we meet a Dad proud of the wrong things….We debate Chris Brow...

Backstabbers! - Season 11 Episode 5 from 2022-11-20T10:23:01

This week the fellas find a check they can’t cash and debate money saving tactics. We talk long trips with friends and the #ShanquellaRobinson story. A man receives a lengthy sentence…and teachers ...

Chicken Noodle Soup With a Fight On The Side! from 2022-11-12T21:21:55

Are you a house n****? Hungry? You might lose a limb or a loved one or maybe even some nuggets along the way. But let’s be glad you’ve got the Church Parking Lot Podcast to joke about it to make th...

How Was Work Today?? from 2022-11-07T16:02:35

How was Work today? We ask the age old question that everybody gets almost everyday. We crack jokes on shorter work weeks, a boxer turned kingpin and pay respects to #Takeoff of the Migos. We take ...

God Made Dirt & Dirt Don’t Hurt season 11 episode 2 from 2022-10-30T19:55:21

Happy Halloween or whatever you celebrate out there! This scary episode finds B Allen pressing charges on his own family. J Jamaal educates is on BBLs. We debate who’s responsible for “finding out”...

Not So Holy Water “Season 11 Premiere” from 2022-10-23T02:38:33

While we’re under construction we’re still recording hilarious takes on the stories of current including ; cardiac strip tease, politicians and adult film, the state of the NFL, and tainted water …...

Searching for Britney Spears from 2022-09-12T15:43:16

And other Wypipo….Still on a hiatus we are hitting you with unreleased material. This is a quick but big laugh! Check out how we breakdown Britney and her breakdowns. Only on the C P L P! --- S...

Baby Talk (previously unreleased) from 2022-08-29T00:56:57

We delve into the mind of Da Baby and why he went crazy at Rolling Loud and cancels himself. Previously unreleased….Brace yourself…..this one will have you in stitches!! --- Send in a voice mes...

THE FRIEND ZONE from 2022-07-23T21:58:33

You don’t wanna miss this one ! previously Unreleased! We talk cheating/ friend zones/ being cheated on, etc. controversial comedy at its best! This one won’t stay up long! Temporary Post! #podcast...

U Better Sang!! Season 10 Finale from 2022-06-25T17:30:29

We close out the season in hilarious fashion. We visit the versus and the current state of RnB…. Talk to dead people, no really…Disney is all inclusive with the LGBTQ community…and there’s too much...

War On Daddies from 2022-06-20T17:56:29

This episode is dedicated to the war on Daddies! We discuss the treatment of the Riot prisoners, a new army suit coming soon, the NBA and the state of the entire Curry Family (wide swap and all) , ...

Wedding Crashers from 2022-06-11T18:33:31

In this episode we crash the wedding that never was…..learn about getting paid for cockroaches…. We get the 411 on Gravesite etiquette….how to handle cremations…and a quick recap of the Thugs on Tr...

Who Wears short SHORTS?! from 2022-06-05T21:30:18

Another big bag found with big bill paying power…..a new Ohio law has people putting hands down pants….A man donates his sperm without the warning label….and finally,the shorts of Hoochie. See how ...

Is It Loud OR is it LOUD? from 2022-05-31T17:22:52

The boys don’t themselves in a neighborhood where the noise from a new sport is causing problems…Monique rips DL Hughley a new one, kinda….. We debate on the cops who responded to the TX school sho...

WHAT u Rushin' 4? from 2022-05-24T00:42:01

Ever been to a fake interview?

McDonalds exiting Russia...

Wheres the baby Formula?

Coach and Preacher Mark Jackson.

The Wrong Milkshake Machine Fix. 

Com...

Whip U Into Shape! from 2022-05-15T18:02:48

A Classic episode where the boys find themselves delivering packages without a pilot nosediving straight to Hell..or Florida….men are having babies…boys are whipping down neighbors doors…and filter...

iT mIgHt Be tImE 2 gO from 2022-05-09T00:24:08

It's Prom Season and Mom Season in this episode where the fellas pick cotton to pick up dates, we discuss Hecklers and attacks recently against comedians....why is Nasa sending Nudes to aliens i...

Let's Ketchup! Season 10 Premiere! from 2022-04-24T17:14:32

It's been a minute but you know we couldn't leave yall hanging too long....The boys are back and better than ever. We delve into the Air BnB world and stories of our stays.....catchup on the lat...

Gangs, Glory, & Maury - Season 9 Finale from 2022-03-27T18:09:22

For the last episode we break down the gangs of the world.....in the police force...We also talk about losing your job to unqualified folks, and proving yourself worthy as a candidate like Judge...

_-THE Ye' (yay) EPISODE-_ from 2022-03-20T20:38:04

You're definitely going to want to tune in this week for this one. We dabble with Tyson's new venture assuring you an earful of excitement. We tell Stories of past relationships and how they int...

GOOGLE ME! from 2022-03-12T22:38:39

This one is a must-listen. The way it comes together is one for the books. The fellas dive into wrong numbers and texts and their consequences...We talk gambling on sports and the trials of Calv...

It's Gonna Cost U An Arm and a Leg from 2022-03-06T18:56:48

With the world focused on ww3 we figured we'd keep everyone laughing. Come and find out about a man and his frozen friend who happens to be joined at the hip.....We discuss Britney Griners detai...

What JUWAN Do??? from 2022-02-26T15:16:17

Another hilarious episode where we delve into whats happening! Bezos has a boat to move and things to get out of the way....what do you do about video game rage with your children? One man shows...

Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife... from 2022-02-18T20:21:54

The Kids have run amuck in this one. The boys talk about daycare and being left in strange places by your parents... a house turns up the wildest thing you'll ever find under the stairs...One co...

The 10 Crack Commandments from 2022-02-12T18:51:59

Whats the deal with the crack pipes Joe? The pod discusses the true intent behind a new government program. How do you  like your pizza? We joke on a crazy school assignment about sexual co...

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK from 2022-02-05T22:51:47

It's SuperBowl week! We joke on the state of the NFL and its mishappenings with Brian Flores, Washington Commanders and the Big game.....we also share stories on being stuck in chimneys.... We a...

Someone Please Call 9-1-1 !! Season Opener from 2022-01-30T16:12:35

It's been a minute but were back with more antics and jokes to make you fold over. On this go round the boys talk Vaccines and transplants, B Allen's battle with Covid, a body in the trunk, &nbs...

You Look Lost... & Found - SEASON FINALE from 2022-01-09T16:58:25

This one will make you a fan, I Promise. CHECK THE KNEE CAPS! The boys talk lost and found, including stories from B Allen and J Jamaal on lost things....An army veteran caught with child pornog...

Thank U 4 Being a Friend from 2022-01-04T15:54:44

Theres a lot to cover in this week's Pod! The  boys discovers big brownie with a big bang.....we pay respects to Betty White and John Madden and also talk about back to back buzzer beaters by Deroz...

Are You Done, 2021? from 2021-12-27T19:23:06

This year is just about over and as fast as its gone by...we still have to ask 2021, Are you done? Ever had to defend your loved one? vs a Kangaroo?....a man's ridiculous sentencing finally gets ov...

Don't Jingle My Bells ! from 2021-12-20T17:29:54

Tis the Season! Now eat all of you damn Food! We debate what is forcing kids to eat...Whats the difference between a roach and a waterbug? A judge caught on film calling people out of their name...

Hey Alexa...Where's My Cat? from 2021-12-12T17:50:23

We've only got one life to live, but they've got nine...Cats. Come hear the boys go in on a breastfeeding session gone wrong....We analyze your front lawn for packages left behind....We also tal...

ISSA CAKEWALK ! from 2021-12-05T15:12:13

Do you like Cake? You might wanna check to make sure it hasn't been recalled...  A man is tased and becomes enlightened in a different way. Scammers and Bill Collectors rejoicing for a new ...

I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN! from 2021-11-28T14:13:24

Why are you watching that? The boys talk Netflix , SQUID GAME and B Allen share a moment about his first "flick". Korea's banning of TV shows.....Stories about running from the cops and talking ...

Thanksgivin’ A Lil Bit 🦃 🍴 from 2021-11-22T17:15:42

Turkey day is here! Bring $3 and Beatrice will show you a grand time with your meal… Drones drop presents from the sky over prisons…Kareem Abdul Jabar’s son has a hook of his own ….Horrible Thanksg...

STEAL HERE ! from 2021-11-13T17:46:49

Season opener coming in hot! The boys talk about stealing in younger years….Meet a professional liquor thief….make it out alive at Astroworld….do Tik Toks save lives? ….and ride by Rick Ross’s mans...

Hazardous Pay - SEASON FINALE from 2021-10-31T13:22:17

Gimme My Hazard Pay! Are you an essential worker? Ever been divorced? Have you ever been to a homecoming where the kids dress in lingerie?

Well, you my friend may be entitled to Hazardous...

SOH-CAH-TOA from 2021-10-24T01:40:26

This episode is for the books! The boys run amuck on the set of Alec Baldwin's new film where a prop gun has killed a woman, we debate kids and toy guns, B Allen gets some action at Sunday Schoo...

Gettin' Spooky Out Here... from 2021-10-17T13:08:44

Coming closer and closer to Halloween....but times are spookier than ever. Prepare to be jump scared out your seat with jokes. The boys go in on dancing properly with your parents. We get into a...

NOTHING In The Water! from 2021-10-09T15:50:14

Another hilarious episode for the books. This time we delve into the cancellation of the something in the water festival and also receive some packages from Yeezy while avoiding the senior living f...

THEY BE FAKIN IT! from 2021-09-27T12:18:41

Another Hilarious Standup comedy style podcast where the boys put it all together in the wildest way! We tackle 50 cent and his fake gangster ways....How often do you or your kids shower??.........

Triggered On Safety from 2021-09-12T23:09:56

Controversial one here.....we delve into the world of transgender MMA fighting and debate mixing men and women sports in general....Russ Westbrook and his kilt/dress......a Rapper goes the dista...

! UnCertified School Boy ! from 2021-09-06T15:09:04

A classic episode for sure! The boys take you back to school with stories about bus drivers....calling out from work....Shaq's clothes and ownership, back to school shopping, wearing Nooses as t...

Say His Name from 2021-08-29T23:56:26

We delve into the world of infidelity with the Curry's, review the newest Jordan Peele thriller Candyman,  athletes listening to loud music, and Kanye dropping Donda album ????? The Church ...

Crying Over Spilt Milk from 2021-08-25T01:31:40

We are back with a wild one....Milk crate challenge.....a Karen bridge troll......Cutting off your children financially.....Story Time....Tesla Robots and More! Come see how we put it all togeth...

VaxSeen It All (Season Finale) from 2021-08-07T20:19:04

The boys are back to make you cry tears on this one. We speak on a drug dealer trying to persuade citizens to get vaccinated.  We Debate and joke about forced vaccinations for employees. Va...

Baby ... It's Hot Outside from 2021-07-31T19:30:47

Rapper Da Baby is in hot water....and Dubai is a hot city...How do you cool down both? A dead cat gets new life...kinda...and how one lady had 9 babies and set a world record! Come see us blend ...

YOLO TOKYO (olympics episode) from 2021-07-26T14:51:37

It's been going down in Tokyo and all places surrounding....The Olympics is in full swing, so we talk about it in a controversial and comedic light....Where is Russia? The USA's downfall in its ...

“No Biz Like Show Biz” from 2021-07-19T17:15:58

This episode is definitely a wild one! We tell you The story of a bridge jumper, a gator wrestler, carjacker caught by a woman and Amazon sending out faulty product. It is and it ain’t what you thi...

Wants and Needs from 2021-07-13T16:23:54

Everybody wants this and that but dont need nothing! Jokes on McDonalds nuggets on a high speed chase, a lake with meth addicted trout, Godlfish growing too big for the bowls, and Rachel Nichols ov...

Freedom Papers ~ The Cosby Episode from 2021-07-03T23:10

Bill is out and then some! We debate the Cosby release…joke on That’s So Ravens troubled cast…give thoughts on being the “wrong minority”…and finally do we have flying cars??? We blend it all toget...

LETTUCE PRAY 🥬🙏🏽 from 2021-06-27T16:19:34

We dive into the world of TickTock and how lettuce water and change your life… The outside antics continue as too much sauce leads to a shoot out… we pay condolences and make light of collapse comp...

She’s a Runner She’s a TrackStar from 2021-06-22T16:15:10

Mean girls reignite when cheerleaders do some photo shopping… A man attempts to represent himself after killing everybody… The six fastest woman in the world is Too hood for some… The first Active ...

A Penny 4 Your Thoughts from 2021-06-13T18:00:17

We delve into the wild world of child support, lottery winners and chain snatchers, how to get your diploma withheld and the different types of charges new rappers catch…. We put it all together at...

Rona Stories "WE BACK OUTSIDE" from 2021-06-06T20:52:30

sEASON PREMIER IS HERE! this time we just chop it up about the good life, you know...WE BACK OUTSIDE? is your mask on or off? sports fans have gone wild. pride month is back in full force... J j...

Hangin’ With Willie Lynch (Season Finale) from 2021-05-24T18:43:05

Come find out about a school assignment that made kids act like slaves, why Rapper Lil Yachty is selling nail polish to dudes, the power of blue slime and Law and The Law and order theme song, B Al...

Toot That Gas Up ⛽️ from 2021-05-19T20:55

Who’s got that Gas? A shortage threatens livelihoods everywhere including rattlesnakes .... B Allen and J Jamaal exchange bike stories.....Chick Fila is running out of sauce! We debate the best sau...

Sucks To Be You 🦟 from 2021-05-10T16:51:03

-B Allen educated on genetically modified mosquitoes and their relationships to Instagram Models . J Jamaal takes down a lunch lady who’s been taking the kids down to her house. The boys exchange s...

WHATS MY NAME?!?! from 2021-05-04T20:33:34

Catching Felonies @ Blockbuster Balloons go Up, Gifts Come Down What’s The Doctor’s name? Evicted from my personal island ... -B Allen confuses Rosario Dawson/Rosie Perez...J Jamaal’s uncle almost...

⛪️Jesus Came Back...Why Can’t I? 🤣 from 2021-04-26T17:33:47

What if You could come back after death? Yes...Reincarnation... let us tell you a hilarious story about it. Is DC ever going to be a state? We joke about it here. Ever been on a vacation? How about...

💡 Let There Be Light...and UFOs 🛸 from 2021-04-19T22:45:48

Another hilarious episode that’ll have you in stitches! The boys joke on an ancient city Dug up recently, Dwayne Wade’s family in Utah, Pentagon conforming UFOs, and Cops Gone wild! It all comes wi...

ALL DOGS Go To Heaven from 2021-04-12T21:32:13

Brace yourselves as we blow through stolen property at the Beach in LA, a tough loss for the music world with DMX, Prince Philip’s royal flush, and volcanoes in the Carribeans. Only we can blend it...

🎯 Sup with The Last Supper? 🥘 from 2021-04-05T21:37:38

B Allen and J Jamaal will have you in tears joking on rats in a local target, a $2 million dollar live saving drug, at-home Covid tests, the Swiss Army Underwear Scandal, and inmates last Supper be...

🩸 Nothing But The BLOOD 🩸 from 2021-03-29T16:17:12

Season 5 opener! It’s been a long time, shouldn’t have left you, without some Satan shoes to step to. No but seriously, throw those away. The boys are back clowning everything from the New Lil Nas ...

Green Eggs & SPAM (Season Finale) from 2021-03-07T18:22:07

The season finally comes to a close, just a brief stop. Before we do we leave you with another reason to come back, Green Eggs and Spam. We joke on a surgeon on a zoom call, states dropping mask ma...

“Did YOU Judas?” from 2021-02-28T13:50:50

Did you Judas? Nothing is what it seems this time around! Your favorite controversial comics take on Judas and the Black Messiah movie, a first-time ever seen Yellow penguin, a robbery on wheels, a...

“Let It GoOoO!” from 2021-02-22T20:35

Season 4. Episode 7. This one walks a fine line....a thin hair ...We joke a million dollar dog’s inheritance, extremely hairy women, the Texas snowstorms, and Nintendo games. We also shine a Black ...

It’s Yo’ ASPHALT!! from 2021-02-15T18:46:25

Another week or comedic gold from your favorite podcasters. We joke a gorilla glue girl gone wild, DNA copy and paste editing, pranks gone too far, and black history moment: a slave’s grave Paved o...

Super BOWELS (Super Bowl Edition) from 2021-02-07T18:53:01

The fellas find the perfect time to talk about bowel movements for cancer, a hand a face transplant gone wrong , Lil Uzi vert and the Diamond face, and who you got for Super Bowl 55?!?! We went too...

“Robin-The-Hood” from 2021-02-01T12:09:58

What does Trey Songz have to do with vaccinations ? What does the legendary rap duo Salt-N-Pepa have in common with Chick Fila? From headlocks to investing in stocks, we got it all covered Joke-wis...

“Under New Management” from 2021-01-26T15:28:21

Feeling relieved yet? Ok then give us a listen! Top 5 funniest episode! Prove me wrong! We joke on Airport living arrangements, 46 in and 45 out, Bernie Sanders memes, wrestling with wildlife for r...

Impeaches & C.R.E.A.M. from 2021-01-20T14:44:36

Okay maybe we went too far?? The pod jokes on Sweet N Low creator tragic suicide (or was it?)...The end of Trump after 2 impeachment’s, women getting the death penalty !!!...and an App that allows ...

CAPITOL HILL BILLIES - Season Opener from 2021-01-11T22:26:52

New Year , new Jokes! The boys learn about a preacher turned stripper gone viral.; also discuss the riots of terrorists in DC, respectfully. We joke New Years resolutions and the movies to see in 2...

Season Finale - “Bully Season” from 2020-12-16T13:52:48

In this season and this years final episode, we pay homage and joke Debo of Friday, talk about youth football and violent coaches, KFC making movies, and the Military training the Army to read mind...

Episode 8-“SPECIAL DELIVERY!” 📦 from 2020-12-07T14:48:19

When you Gotta go, you gotta go! The Fellas joke on frozen embryos being too old , a chainsaw massacre almost going down for real, a deliver driver leaving a different kind of package, and the Chri...

Episode 7-“The F Factor” from 2020-11-30T16:16:38

Dropping F bombs...not on purpose...come and see how we Blend stories about an Austrian town who had to change its name from F**king, Dying on TV game shows, Gators eating puppies, and women breaki...

Episode 6-“I’ll Take Kunta for 500” from 2020-11-17T10:24:22

The jokes write themselves but we don’t write any! It’s another blend of current events and personal stories. We discuss the relationship between missing persons and annoying neighbors , Jeopardy r...

Episode 5-“Back To Reality....TV?” from 2020-11-14T09:54:02

What do cameras, African angels, and Japanese luxury strawberry pickers have in common with voting? Come find out at the C P L P where we joke too far! We blend stories on secret surveillance video...

Episode 4-“ November to Remember” from 2020-11-02T18:38:52

After Halloween and before Election, we sit down and joke everything from Sick Chicken legally sold, to the Election of 2020, peaceful protests throwback edition, and a Trump Rally that left everyb...

Episode 3-“What Would Jesus Wear” from 2020-10-20T23:51:26

WWJW? The boys are back on the pod talking about Karen’s calling the cops on The Most High, Coming to America 2, Lebron Vs Jordan and the Goat talk, and Rihanna selling Fenty underwear for men! It ...

Episode 2-“ Is That Yo Hair?” from 2020-10-13T20:17:44

From the Church Parking Lot to the Hair Salon, we take you there! Ladies hold your wigs and fellas check the mirror! Jokes on the new found weave shortage, Pence and the Fly, and Wakka Flocka the D...

Episode 1-“ The Great Debate” (Season Opener) from 2020-10-05T21:22:29

We are back at it again! The jokes will have you in tears! We tear apart The 2020 Presidential Debate, 45 Catching Covid, NFL/NBA talk, and the Saving of Delonte West. Watch us mash it together, on...

Episode 9-“ The Smoking Gun” from 2020-09-26T20:00:28

The season finale and we go out with a Bang! Literally! We joke a Councilwoman and fried chicken, the stupid verdict of the Breonna Taylor case, LeBron James son smoking weed, Meg and Tory again?!,...

Episode 8-“ Lyin Tigers Everywhere” (Beware) from 2020-09-18T20:52:08

This time the boys tackle Tiger King and Carole Baskins dancing with the stars, Trumps White privilege convo, Tik Tok Ya don’t Stop, and the conditions at ICE camps. How do we make it funny and bri...

Episode 7-“Take 1 For The Team” from 2020-09-11T14:32:52

B Allen and J Jamaal joke about a regular 911 caller, Trump calling veterans Losers, Virtual school and the police, and ball boy Abuse! It is and it Aint what You Think! Come see how it all comes t...

Episode 6-“Hell-Raisers and Trailblazers” from 2020-09-03T21:30:54

It keeps getting funnier! We salute the passings of Chadwick, Cliff Robinson, and John Thompson, and also Joke Monica/ Brandy Versus battle, #BreonnaTaylor talk, and Master P selling pancakes?! It ...

Episode 5-“ 1 For the Money, 2 For the Show” from 2020-08-28T14:38:10

More comedy and controversy! This week is crazy! What’s funny about a house appraisal? The Jerry Falwell fall out plus cheating Preachers, Trump’s sister wearing a wire, and Jacob Blake and white p...

Episode 4- “Wild n’ Out In Wuhan” from 2020-08-22T16:24:06

Our most controversial episode yet where we talk and joke about the racist sports announcers , Nick Cannon suing Viacom, Trump and The Post Office, and Wuhan China is back! It is and it aint What Y...

Episode 3-“ WAP (Women and Politics/Worship and Praise) from 2020-08-15T01:20:02

Another chat turned standup performance ! We talk and joke Meg the Stallion and Cardi B’s new hit WAP, handcuffed 8 year olds , an empty chair driver’s license, and Both Kamala Harris’s! We laugh t...

Episode 2-“Hit ‘N Run it Back!” from 2020-08-08T10:00:03

For why, Why for? Another woman scorned, this time behind the wheel. We joke the Redskins website scheming, return of the NBA, and Hurricane Funny first name! --- Support this podcast: Listen

Season 2 Episode 1 “Blown Out of Proportion” from 2020-08-01T03:59:30

Season 2 in full effect! We joke the viral car bomb video, officer Chauvin’s tax problems, the Washington Football Team (Redskins), and spy problems! Come laugh with us! --- Support this podcas...

Episode 9- “What’s in the Box?” from 2020-07-25T10:53:27

For why? Why for? A casket dropped, twice?? Jokes on Lady A vs Lady Antebellum, Kanye’s Run for President, and an Entanglement talk. #DisTewMuch --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 8-“Julying About August” from 2020-07-11T00:11:10

Jokes on Will Smith, Jada , August And Red Table Talk, Dr Dre’s divorce, HBCU’s getting love, and Covid 19 parties?!?! Come laugh with us! --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 7-“Swimming Laps Round The Gap” from 2020-07-04T03:59:31

How did 3 people drown together?! Kanye Takeover at the Gap, Harriet Tubman Twenties, and a sprinkle of White Power(🙄)..it is and it aint what you think! Laugh with us! --- Support this podcas...

Episode 6- “Talladega Nights” from 2020-06-27T03:59

Last Lap on Bubba Wallace, Juneteenth Talk, Aunt Jemima n Them racist sales?? Covid Ringtones!!? Cough Crimes! Just Listen ! 😂 --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 5- “What Would Wallace Do?” from 2020-06-20T03:59:30

Jokes on Bubba Wallace and the confederate flag, NCAA paying athletes, and Fathers Day! Bring somethin’ to the Parking Lot! --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 4 - “44MPH” from 2020-06-13T13:22:47

For why? Why for? We GO IN on Trump, funny stories on being pulled over and Looting.. Kaepernick Vs Brees and everything in between! wFgYhzrlJAT8mTqXFExf --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 3 - “Versus Everybody” from 2020-06-06T04:00:08

Today we talk George Floyd, Trump, Tyson and Kirk Franklin! All Jokes! Hilarious ! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/...

Episode 2 - “Jordan and Jewels” from 2020-05-30T04:00:57

B Allen and J Jamaal talk Last Dance (Michael Jordan and Bulls doc ), $1 Million dollars lost/found and where they’re from, Richmond Va and Chicago CRAZY!! --- Support this podcast: Listen

Episode 1 - “Intro/Rona Stories” from 2020-05-23T04:00:45

B Allen and J Jamaal introduce themselves to the world by way of story time....Rona style. Kick back with your favorite duo making fun of everything. Stop being so serious ! IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT ...