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99 – Jerking Off to Muppets from 2021-02-05T17:04:06

Here it is - the last episode of City Girls Make Do. But not to worry, in this episode we announce our very exciting plans for CGMD...2! Coming soon to a Noisespace near you! We also go through som...

98 – Arrested for Horny from 2020-12-26T22:41:55

Well, we made it. We finished Sex and the City 2, bringing us to the very end of the series. Once again we're joined by boyfriend of the show Matt to yell and agonize about the "plot," which man...

97 – Concussion of the Cervix from 2020-12-19T17:32:47

We're back again, and about time too! And this time we're in the mood! The mood to question why Sex and the City 2 was ever fucking made, that is. Also we're FINALLY joined by Noisespace overlord, ...

96 – Isn't it Ironic, Don't You Stink? from 2020-10-26T04:19:13

One movie down, one to go! This week we finish our first journey into the dubiously canon Sex and the City film franchise, and not much has improved since last week. This time we at least get to re...

95 – I'm My Own Tyrion from 2020-10-18T22:04:33

Welcome to the Sex and the City cinematic universe! It's movie time and uh. Oops! We had to split this in two. This week we're covering the first half of the first Sex and the City movie, which ...

94 – I Am Going to Create a Relationship That Is So Toxic, from 2020-10-12T19:43:06

SERIES FINALE BAYBEEEE!!! We made it! Barring the movies, that is. This week we're covering Season 6 Episode 20, An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux). We finally get to learn how it all ends for C...

93 – It's Ass Eating Season! from 2020-09-27T15:55

We're covering part one of the series finale this week: An American Girl in Paris (Part Une). And guess what, we're actually happy to see Big for the first time in our entire lives! Especially beca...

92 – Dangerously Close to the Forbidden Dog Word from 2020-09-19T20:26:29

This week we cover an absolutely iconique episode of Sex and the City, season 6 episode 18: Splat! In the third-to-last episode of the series, Carrie faces the big decision of whether or not she sh...

91 – Jodie Foster's WAP from 2020-08-23T15:55

This week we're on season 6 episode 17, The Cold War. Yes, they did think that was a clever episode title just because Carrie is dating a Russian and for really no other reason. Yes, we hate it. We...

90 – Sam Undertale from 2020-08-08T20:00

Well we're now at season 6 episode 16, Out of the Frying Pan, which means we're getting dangerously close to finishing all the episodes. Miranda's looking at a bigger place in gasp Broo...

89 – Emotionally 5'4" from 2020-08-02T15:57:19

It's hard to believe that they can make filler episodes this late into the series, but they sure did that with season 6 episode 15: Catch-38. At least, it was to us, because even if they're real co...

88 – McBeans on Toast from 2020-07-19T15:58

Welcome to the shitty doodoo episode! This week we're discussing season 6 episode 14, The Ick Factor, and it's actually a pretty good episode of Sex and the City. We have a good mix of toilet humou...

87 – Google is Canon! from 2020-07-12T16:52:09

We're into Part 2 of season 6 now, with episode 13: Let There Be Light. Everyone's kind of shitty at their worst and boring at their best this week, but we at least get to consider how Sex and the ...

86 – Insane Clown Pussy from 2020-07-05T16:00

We're back, and this week we're discussing season 6 episode 12, One. Like the Metallica song except as a tv show (sorry HBO) episode. This time Miranda is positively TWISTED. She's full joker mode,...

85 – Pussy Fingers... Pussy Vein from 2020-06-21T18:18:10

We're on our 10th to last episode of the show now and Carrie and Samantha are realizing that they have Dennis Reynolds voice feelings. Big too, but only for roughly one scene of season 6 episode 11...

84 – Ketchup From a Skin Bottle from 2020-06-14T16:00

Gamers! We're joined once again by the one and only val flightcub, who's here to teach us non-Americans what homecoming is. And also, to discuss season 6 episode 10 of Sex and the City: Boy Inte...

83 – 1pac: All Eye On Me from 2020-05-31T16:00:31

Once again we are joined by the wonderful Sara as we tackle season 6 episode 9 (nice) A Woman's Right to Shoes (really???). Samantha is posting on r/childfree while Miranda either has chicken po...

82 – Irony Boning from 2020-05-25T21:03:28

We’re back at it again and joined by special guest Noah, who’s here to help us break down some Jesse Pinkman/Steve comparisons! And also, to discuss season 6 episode 8 of Sex and the City, The C...

81 – The Boobie Doobie from 2020-05-18T01:06:58

We’re back and joined once again by friend of the show Morg! They came on to talk with us about one of the most iconic episodes of Sex and the City to ever air: season 6 episode 7, The Post-It A...

80 – My Own Private Idaho...2! from 2020-05-10T16:00:30

What a great episode for us, personally, as people who hate Carrie/Berger and love Charlotte/Harry. Berger has pretty much peaked as pissbaby of the earth this week in season 6 episode 6: Hop, S...

79 – Dick Against Denim from 2020-05-03T16:11:31

You know that 30 Rock bit? Okay good. This week we watched season 6 episode 5, Lights, Camera, Relationship! Our usual storylines are still going… Miranda is pining over Steve, Charlotte is miss...

78 – American Horror Story: Men Writing from 2020-04-26T16:00:05

Oops we got a little riled and rambly on this one! The episode of the week was season 6 episode 4, Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little, AKA the episode that inspired He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s o...

77 – Please Mr Rabbi, Just a Crumb of Christmas from 2020-04-19T16:05:12

Another week, another episode where Charlotte is the most valid character. This time we’re discussing season 6 episode 3, The Perfect Present. In this one, Carrie has some absolutely galaxy brai...

76 – Have Two Mouths, Baby from 2020-04-12T16:00:55

Bust out your kosher wine for this one! This week we’re discussing season 6 episode 2, Great Sexpectations. You know, like the Dickens (haha dick) book. It turns out that some people just aren’t...

75 – AMBAB: Assigned Mob Boss At Birth from 2020-03-29T17:52:05

Welcome to season 6 of Stonks and the City! This week’s episode is titled To Market, To Market, whatever the fuck that means. Turns out, the stock market makes bimbos of us all. In other news, t...

74 – Betty Draper Never Like... Blew Up The Vatican from 2020-03-22T16:52

Apologies about our audio issues this week – Alex’s audio is lower quality for the first 30 minutes but then it goes back to normal.

We made it to the season 5 finale, I Love A Charade! Th...

73 – I'm the Baddest Bitch On This Metropolitan Line from 2020-03-15T16:15:49

In the penultimate episode of season 5, The Big Journey, we get the most seriously disturbing case of anti-train propaganda that has ever been aired on television (sorry, HBO). Carrie and Samant...

72 – Finally Some Good Fucking Man from 2020-03-08T16:00:32

It’s time to bust out your Hitachi Magic Wand, because our best boy Harry is finally here! We’ve made it to season 5 episode 6, Critical Condition. This week is all about saying fuck it to the h...

71 – Men Get Pegged from 2020-03-03T23:08:09

Plus One Is the Loneliest Number… according to the title of season 5 episode 5. But really no one is that lonely this week, because Charlotte and Miranda are having their first post-marriage and...

70 – I Don't Know Shit and I Don't Get Stuff from 2020-02-23T17:00:35

We’re back at it again at the Krispy Kreme (which we’re sponsored by) to judge books by their covers and talk about yeti dicks. And also to discuss season 5 episode 4, Cover Girl. While Carrie a...

69 – Custody For Alex's Pussy Ladder Match from 2020-02-16T17:00:07

We made it to the funnie sex number!!!!!! And obviously for the occasion we HAD to have friend of the show, guest of the show, the wonderful Sara on. The episode is season 5 episode 3, Luck Be a...

68 – You're Born Cancelled and Then You Have to Jameela Jamil Back to Heaven from 2020-02-09T17:00:04

Y’all ever heard of Catholics? Anyway, this week on CGMD we’re discussing season 5 episode 2, Unoriginal Sin. While Charlotte is manifesting, the rest of the gals are cynical and grumpy. Samanth...

67 – No Big, No Aidan, Just Vibes from 2020-02-02T21:43:04

Hello season 5! It’s a light one this week with really no significance to the overall plot of the show. We watched season 5 episode 1, Anchors Away, and were mostly just disappointed that the gi...

66 – All Horses are Preps from 2020-01-26T17:00:09

Season 4 is over and Brady Brady is finally here! Plus, Big is gone (for now!)! The episode of the week is season 4 episode 18, I Heart NY, and we heart to see it. But on the two hand, we hate R...

65 – Twinkletto the Fashion Cat from 2020-01-20T18:25:57

Our long anticipated return from holiday is finally here! One of us saw Cats (2019) and loved it, and the other one of us is having a stroke. Listen to find out who is who! This week we watched ...

64 – Miranda was Cersei from 2019-12-17T04:10:30

This week we’re joined by friend of the show Morg to talk about season 4 episode 16, Ring a Ding Ding! This episode is all about money and gifts, and also about deciding who’s less valid between...

63 – Bukkake Necklace from 2019-12-09T03:26:13

Welcome to the Hans Gruber fanclub! Alan Rickman stans only! We get a bit derailed this week trying to talk about season 4 episode 15, Change of a Dress… but it’s fine. Season 4 is coming to an ...

62 – Country Anime Boys Make Do from 2019-12-01T17:00:12

The gays are at it again this week! But between gay clubs, gay porn, and Stanford constantly appearing out of nowhere as Carrie’s guardian angel, there’s still plenty of room for the Straights t...

61 – Chekhov's Cardboard Cutout of a Baby from 2019-11-17T17:00:35

Gamers………….. the moment we’ve been waiting over 60 episodes for is finally here. Kyle MacLachlan shows us his second funniest prank, and we hate to see it. For the occasion, we brought in Kyle M...

60 – Good to Goo from 2019-11-10T17:00:48

Your favourite Twilight vampires are back and we absolutely hate Trey this week (sorry Kyle). We’re on season 4 episode 12, Just Say Yes, where Carrie has to deal with Aidan loving her despite h...

59 – Can You Poach My Eggs? from 2019-11-03T22:51:14

It’s Charlie’s Angels week on CGMD, partly because Lucy Liu is in the episode, but more importantly because we’re joined again by the lovely guest of Summer! We discuss season 4 episode 11, Coul...

58 – Big Spine Energy from 2019-10-27T16:00:54

Balls…………………………………. are the topic of the week, apparently. Which you might be able to guess from the title of season 4 episode 10, The Belles of the Balls. We ponder some deep ball philosphy and...

57 – Butthole Science from 2019-10-22T22:01:43

We’re back! And amazing friend of the show Su is here again! They joined us this week to plow through season 4 episode 9, Sex and the Country. It’s a good episode for people who love to milk cow...

56 – Real Housewives of No Fap from 2019-09-29T16:00:48

CW for parental death in this one (throughout most of the episode)

A bit of a heavy one this week with season 4 episode 8, My Motherboard, My Self. Miranda suffers the loss of her mother, ...

55 – You Are Not Immune to Pube-aganda from 2019-09-22T16:00:11

Welcome to the pube episode of City Girls! If you’ve ever wanted ideas for what to shave into your bush, we’ve got ya covered. But we also have other stuff to yell about — this week we’re discus...

54 – Peeing Five Urinals Apart Because You’re Not Gay from 2019-09-15T16:00:52

We’re joined again by podcasting genius val flightcub! They’re here to help us deconstruct the challenging topics of baby talk and eating ass. The episode of the week is season 4 episode 6, Baby...

53 – The Sex Files from 2019-09-08T19:20:27

Aaaaa!! There’s a ghost in our podcast! This week we’re tackling season 4 episode 5, Ghost Town. Steve’s back and mostly tolerable, Aidan is also back, and we’re upset that Sex and the City didn...

52 – Pussy Spelunking from 2019-09-01T16:00:44

Brace yourselves… we’re joined again by special guest Sara and we get a LITTLE rowdy. We take another trip to Casa de Lesbo this week in season 4 episode 4, What’s Sex Got to Do With It?, where ...

51 – Miranda's Boyfriend is Pokémon GOing to Die from 2019-08-25T16:00:02

After a week off we’re back to talk about season 4 episode 3, Defining Moments. The men of the show are entirely on their bullshit, especially Big (who’s never been so insufferable). And Miranda...

50 – Paul (Worse Than Frank) from 2019-08-11T16:08:12

Oppa Carrie style! Welcome to episode 50! Ya girls are back for season 4 episode 2, The Real Me, aka the Zoolander episode. There are a million cameos and we’re absolutely delighted that one of ...

49 – Charlotte York Cringe Compilation from 2019-08-05T16:03:24

Season four baybeeeeee! In our first episode of this new season, The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy, our gals are either vulnerable or horny (Sam). Carrie deals with her mortality when she turns 35, Ch...

48 – Time to Le from 2019-07-28T16:00:52

CW: a storyline in this week’s episode features a lot of transphobia, which we discuss multiple times throughout the recording

Things you’re not gonna learn from this episode of CGMD becau...

47 – Kyle MacCucklan from 2019-07-21T18:00:10

Welcome to the Natasha show where we love Natasha and hate all the other characters! This week the girls are haunted by rElAtIoNsHiP kArMa and they all deserve it, especially Carrie. Our episode...

46 – This is My Will, Mother from 2019-07-07T16:00:57

This week on City Girls we’re definitely NOT vampires and we’re perfectly normal and have never been morbid in our lives. We also watched season 3 episode 16, Frenemies. Miranda learns that she ...

45 – That's A Himbo! from 2019-06-30T16:00:38

We’re back baybeeee!!!!! And boy do we have a fun episode to talk about this week: season 3 episode 15, Hot Child in the City. Yeah the title is really bad. BUT it’s a good one, and it’s one of ...

44 – Good Will Mowing from 2019-06-12T05:01:05

CW for eating disorder talk from 53:05 to 58:15.

ELEMENTARY SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a warning that you might get spoiled for CBS’ hit tv show Elementary if you listen, so beware. This w...

43 – Dicks on the Table from 2019-06-02T16:00:34

Note: Sorry about Stephanie’s audio quality this week, she’s an idiot and broke her mic cable 2 minutes before recording. Thanks for understanding!

Richard Dawkins shirt we are all gay! Ha...

42 – Penis Right from 2019-05-26T16:00:49

This week we’re joined again by the wonderful Summer! We needed our resident expert on flight attendants and weddings, because Miranda is doing her best FA cosplay and Charlotte is getting marri...

41 – Five Dollar Big Long from 2019-05-12T16:00:45

She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich, can I make it any more obvious??? We really have the best and worst love stories of all time this week. On the one hand, Miranda has the hots for a sandw...

40 – Kyle "Wide-on" MacLachlan from 2019-05-05T16:00:58

Episode 40!!! This week we’re dealing with season 3 episode 10, All or Nothing. Carrie is struggling with trying not to be the most selfish fool alive and failing miserably. Sam is an enabler wh...

39 – Tastes Awful, But it Works! from 2019-04-28T16:00:32

We knew you were thinking it – CGMD just doesn’t talk about cum enough. We heard your thoughts and we’re here to fix the problem. For the occasion, we’ve brought in our good friend and regular g...

38 – Carrie Get Diva Cup from 2019-04-15T22:08:35

We’re on a boat aaaand it’s going fast aaaaand we got a few men we wanna throw in the trash caaaaaaan… specifically Steve and Big. But good news, we’re joined by friend of the show Lola this wee...

37 – The Tip of the Shitty, Shitty Iceberg from 2019-04-07T16:00:54

You’re gonna want to sit down for this new episode, but make sure you finish wiping your ass first (straight men you’re on thin fucking ice). This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 7, Drama...

36 – Cum Blackout from 2019-03-31T16:00:40

Sometimes you gotta ask the real deep questions about yourself, especially the real deep ones that are dumb as hell. In season 3 episode 6, Carrie’s question is so deep and dumb that it’s the ep...

35 – Where's Eraserhead Baby? from 2019-03-24T16:00:36

It’s our second bad episode of SATC in a row with season 3 episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts. In addition to the bad plot of “Samantha dates a black man,” we also lament the death of Kristin Dav...

34 – Harvard Gender School from 2019-03-17T16:00:50

CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)

This week your hosts have braved a truly a...

33 – My Little Cumrag from 2019-03-10T16:00:41

I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” W...

32 – My Fetish is Hold from 2019-03-03T17:00:25

Dear listener, I hope you’re ready to be kinkshamed in our most cursed episode yet, where we discuss season 3 episode 2: Politically Erect. This week we bid farewell to the beautiful John Slatte...

31 – Get Wet, It's Pisces Season! from 2019-02-24T17:00:06

Folks, we made it to the best season of all………… Pisces season 3! And boy are we ever excited. This week we’re techincally talking about season 3 episode 1, Where There’s Smoke…, but...

30 – Horse Secrets from 2019-02-18T22:24:28

Your favourite anti-equestrian gals have finally reached the end of season 2, and they brought friend and artist of the show Summer along for the ride! This week’s episode is season 2 episode 18...

29 – Bullet to the Clit from 2019-02-10T17:00:33

Hello ladies and crabs (and anyone else listening), this week Alex and Stephanie are writing themselves into The Winds of Winter, bringing back rabies, and not trusting doctors. Oh, and also tal...

28 – Bram Stroker from 2019-02-03T17:00:17

If you’re bad at sex then you might want to listen closely this week, because our titular city gals are trying to figure out how to know if you’re good in bed. Our episode of the week is season ...

27 – Infinite Nut from 2019-01-27T17:00:47

Are there any two things that go together better than family and premature ejaculation? That’s what we’re tackling this week when we discuss season 2 episode 15: Shortcomings. Miranda deals with...

26 – The Fuck Modifier from 2019-01-20T18:31:53

We’re back with another new episode, this time featuring the wonderful Sara (aka Cheesa Tonkas)! While we do get pretty derailed, we also manage to talk about our episode of the week, which is s...

25 – Don Draper's Weave from 2019-01-06T17:00:08

Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing sea...

24 – See Ya Later, Masturbators! from 2018-12-23T17:00:27

Welcome to our very special last episode of 2018! This week we’re joined by a very special guest, Alex’s mum. We’re talking about season 2 episode 12: La Douleur Exquise! Is there anything bette...

23 – Albus Severus Woody Bundy Potter Big from 2018-12-16T17:00

Call Carrie Charles Darwin, because this week’s episode is season 2 episode 11: Evolution. Miranda’s ovary is lazy, the part of Charlotte’s brain that understands sexuality is also lazy, and Mr ...

22 – Telekinetic Autofellatio from 2018-12-10T23:00:53

Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking a...

21 – Smeg Dead Redemption from 2018-12-02T17:00:24

Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 epis...

20 – Carrie's Thotful Spot from 2018-11-25T17:00:28

Slip n slide into our wettest episode yet! On our 20th installment we’re discussing season 2 episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. This week Miranda hates men more than ever, but it’s not en...

19 – Let's Play: Mary-Kate and Ashley Crush Course from 2018-11-18T17:00:13

Whether your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic or has the emotional range of a rock, this is an episode you’ll love. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, congratulations! You’ll love it too. This w...

18 – 9/11 Did Bush from 2018-11-11T17:00:11

This week on CGMD we’re tackling season 2 episode 6: The Cheating Curve. Charlotte has a new girl gang of POWER LESBIANS and it’s really all we care about, but we also have a lot to say about me...

17 – Cucking the Dead Wife from 2018-11-04T17:00:54

Your favourite City Girls are back to emasculate men for another week, even if Stephanie’s audio is a bit messed up. This time we’re talking about season 2 episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral. T...

16 – Drunk History: The Carrie Diaries from 2018-10-28T16:00:36

Welcome back to your favourite Mormon soap opera podcast, where you know we had to do it do it do it do it do it to them! This week we’re talking about season 2 episode 4 of Sex and the City: Th...

15 – Tony Hawk's Pro Pussy Eating from 2018-10-21T16:00:58

Step right up to hear about season 2 episode 3 of Sex and the City: The Freak Show. Alex, Stephanie, and cunnilingus guestpert Brooks are here to give you an episode so good you’re going to pass...

14 – Bradley Cooper's Top Bush from 2018-10-14T18:45:46

A star is born on this week’s CGMG, with special guest Lola’s podcasting debut! We’re (dirty) talking season 2 episode 2 this week: The Awful Truth. Miranda tries something new, we finally appro...

13 – Dolce&Gabballna from 2018-10-07T16:00:03

Your favourite City Girls are back to start season two of Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 13, where Miranda is trying desperately to make the show pass the Bechdel test. The other g...

12 – I Love Big Dick from 2018-09-30T16:00:53

Folks, we’ve made it through a whole season of wacky sexcapades and ’90s antics. And this season finale? It’s Big. Big like Mr Big, but also big like Big Dicks. Get it? Like our funny episode ti...

11 – Hold Hands and the City from 2018-09-23T16:00:22

This week on CGMD we’re joined by a very special guest, friend of the show Sara! We talk about episode 11, in which the titular sex is but a dream for our girls. Samantha’s edging, Carrie’s fart...

10 – A Tits Out Kinda Gal from 2018-09-16T14:04:57

Welcome to double digits baybeeee!! We made it to episode 10: The Baby Shower. This week we’re talking about the cult of motherhood, our hot new business idea for pregnant women, and the perks o...

9 – Cool Ranch Mouthgasm from 2018-09-09T16:00:48

Your favourite ladies are back again to talk about Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare. Charlotte breaks her vagina, Carrie ponders about marriage, and we can...

8 – A Tragic Spit-Roasting Accident from 2018-09-02T16:00:06

This week on CGMD, ya girls are talking about episode 8 of Sex and the City: Three’s a Crowd. Can you guess what the big topic is this time??? Miranda is the most valid she’s ever been, Samantha...

7 – Sheesh! from 2018-08-26T16:00:57

Welcome back to your favourite podcast! Alex and Stephanie are here to chat about episode 7 of Sex and the City: The Monogamists. But, more importantly, we’re also here to question the lack of a...

6 – Poop Titties 4 from 2018-08-19T16:00:27

Welcome to Ariana Grande fan hour! This week we’re talking about Secret Sex, episode 6 of Sex and the City. It’s a huge milestone episode – Carrie finally goes on her first real date with Big, a...

5 – Pickle Big from 2018-08-12T15:34:50

This week on CGMD we’re talking about episode 5 of Sex and the City: The Power of Female Sex. What does that even mean??? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out. We also meet a vagina artist, c...

4 – Dumb Girl, Smart Pussy from 2018-08-07T02:43:56

This week on CGMD we’re talking S01E04 of Sex and the City: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys. We bring our Titty Tally up to two, set some time limits on sexual activities, and learn that bot...

3 – Cracking Open a La Croix With the Bitches from 2018-07-29T16:00:29

On this round of City Girls, special guest Summer (a Married) joins Stephanie (an Unmarried) to chat about episode 3 of Sex and the City: Bay of Married Pigs. We discuss the cold war between Mar...

2 – All Models Are Brainless from 2018-07-22T16:00:19

This week on City Girls Make Do, Alex and Stephanie watch episode 2 of Sex and the City and decide whether or not models are people.

Content warning: This episode features a storyline wher...

1 – Queen Slut of New York City from 2018-07-16T01:59:05

Welcome to the first episode of City Girls Make Do, a Sex and the City podcast hosted by Alex and Stephanie. This week we’re talking about the 1998 premiere episode of SATC, aptly titled… Sex an...