Podcasts by CJS Announcements Archive
Recorded and archived morning announcements from a French-immersion high school in the Canadian prairies. As with all French-immersion schools, none of the students ever actually speak French.
Plus, news about typical high school stuff like clubs, sports, special events, supernatural occurrences, cults, musicals, the Council of the Sun Temple, did I mention supernatural occurrences, and complaints about pre-cal class.
CJS is a real school and the names in this podcast belong to real people. Everything else is completely fictional. They would never trust me to do the morning announcements.
Music: Bilen Mengesha
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Ep 13: Incomprehensible Beings from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The school is surrounded by strange, multidimensional beings. We don't know who they are or what they want. We can only pray that they come in peace. Plus, an update on the newspaper club, slight ...
ListenEp 12: Resurrection Ceremony from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The second semester has begun! The students and teachers decide to bring those they had lost during the first semester with a resurrection ceremony. Plus, the soap club, the UNESCO club, tips for ...
ListenEp 11: Envirothon from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The long awaited Envirothon is here! Plus, the glowing eyes in the vents, statistics, study tips, the Sun Temple, and undead turtles. Music by Bilen Mengesha
ListenEp 10: Mysterious Purple Liquid from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Winter Break has ended, and the dreaded exams have begun... Plus, some vigilant students, the newspaper club, the truth behind the strange purple liquid, and exam wellness. Music by Bilen Mengesha
ListenEp 9: Almost Winter Break!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
3 days until winter break!!! Everyone is excited. Plus, a look inside Mme Bray's classroom, an automatic snacks machine, dodgeball, Spirit Week, and a message from the Ecoympiens. Ft. Reed Cohen ...
ListenEp 8: The Thing in Salle 205 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
There's a Thing in Salle 205. It's totally definitely not Cthulu. Why would you even consider that? That's craaaaaazy...Plus, the Good Riddance Ceremony, corrections, ingredients you can pronounce,...
ListenEp 7: Illegal Cults Club from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A visitor comes by the studio.Plus, janitorial noises, Jeff, the results of RALA, and some talk about truth.Ft. Mylea HildebrandMusic by Bilen Mengesha Bilen's Soundcloud
ListenEp. 6: Interviews from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A talk with a couple of interesting people.Plus, an announcement from the soap club, the Career Symposium, RALA, paperwork, and an update on the glowing eyes in the vents.Ft. Faith Adeoti and Came...
ListenEp 5: Rest Week from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It's a calm week at CJS. The perfect time for everyone to recover from Thanksgiving and prepare for... Halloween.Plus, the schedule for Spirit Week, Halloween plans, crossbows, a discussion about l...
ListenEp. 4: Snow from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It's snowing and nobody is happy about it.Plus, indoor soccer, a power outage, an announcement from the Illegal Cults Club, more mysterious beings, and the cluelessness of Grade 9s.Ft. Faith Adeoti...
ListenEp. 3: Pistachios from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
For centuries, it has been believed that once you touch the pistachios, you never return. RIP M. Albrecht.Plus, new cafeteria staff, the first hockey practice, a car in the wrong parking spot, time...
ListenEp. 2: Moat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
New developments with the moat out in the back field. You don't think we have a moat? That's what administration wants you to think.Plus, an update on Room 108, news from the curling team's latest ...
ListenEp. 1: First Day of School from 2019-10-23T13:33:56
It's the first day of school! A warm welcome to all new and returning students. Let's makes this year the best one yet! (Not making this year the best one yet is punishable by an excess of wheel...
ListenEp. 1: First Day of School from 2019-10-23T13:33:56
It's the first day of school! A warm welcome to all new and returning students. Let's makes this year the best one yet! (Not making this year the best one yet is punishable by an excess of wheel...
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