Podcasts by Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Unidentified Alcoholic Phenomenon (Tom Was Right?!) from 2023-10-23T23:45:58

During this hour’s cosmically comical journey, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in an unexpected encounter with a pre-space faring alien culture.. Their adventure takes them throug...

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Artificial Intoxication (The Rise of A.I.) from 2023-10-16T21:34:14

In this episode titled "Artificial Intoxication," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a mission to Vanadium 4. However, they find themselves dealing with their ship's AI, Zero-Frux, who has...

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The Saga Continbrews...(Back from The "Blink") from 2023-10-09T18:23:33

In this cosmic comeback episode, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott emerge from a mysterious hiatus, dubbing it "The Blink," which coincided with blink 182's reunion. They speculate that the univers...

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A Smuggler's Story (Life Update) from 2020-09-09T06:10:53

Have you ever wondered why things happen in life? What IS our purpose on this tiny blue marble in the grand scheme of things? Blast off with Joeba Fett as he provides some life updates, new insi...

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Labor Dazed from 2020-09-07T03:46:58

Join Joeba, Ripley, and an unexpected guest (Dwight Goodman; in no way affiliated with the Globo Gym franchise) as they celebrate their Labor Day weekend by pillaging an asteroid belt in the far...

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Zero to Beer-o (Celestial Lives Matter) from 2020-08-23T03:00

Join our ragtag group of cadets as they travel the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension in search of more ridiculous news and shenanigans! In honor of Pluto's "demotion" anniversary, we'll be taking a p...

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Episode V: Attack of the Promotion from 2020-08-15T21:00

As our favorite Sith Lord prepares to deliver an uplifting speech to his troops, something unexpected occurs. How will the master of darkness handle this unforeseen variable? How would YOU under...

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One Beer Anniversary from 2020-07-27T06:00

Join Joeba & Ripley as they take to the stars in celebration of The Black Swirls ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Space-spiracy theories will abound, humiliating stories will be told, and some long-for...

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Episode IV: A New Dope from 2020-07-23T03:15:27

As our favorite galactic evil doer's deadline approaches, he decides to draw inspiration from a very unlikely source...

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Hoppily Ever After (In Headed Bliss) from 2020-07-16T07:31:31

Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they crash the royal wedding of Lone Star and Princess Vespa of Druidia while discussing some wild science-fiction fueled wedding themes, and some even wilde...

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Episode III: The Feline Menace from 2020-07-04T03:00

On this week's episode of The Sith Sense, our be-hated lord of darkness inherits something truly evil. We don't want to let the "cat" out of the bag, so sit back, relax, and enjoy some more of Vade...

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Inter-Stella Road Beers from 2020-06-24T05:08:12

99 bottles of Romulan ale on the, 99 bottle of Romulan ale, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of Romulan ale on the wall...you get the picture. Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they c...

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Episode II: A Disturbance in the Daycare from 2020-06-12T16:35:54

Our dastardly Darth receives his first transmission from the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension and it is not what he expects...

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It's Ale About the "Momma Girl" (C.D. the Supernova) from 2020-06-06T03:00

Join the crew of the Black Swirl on their debut return to the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension as they pay tribute to Joeba's best friend and loving mother C.D., who tragically passed away on March 12t...

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The Sith Sense - Episode I (Pilot) from 2020-05-17T03:00

Just in time for National Star Wars Day, the Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind team proudly presents a brand new bi-weekly mini-series; The Sith Sense.  Deals are altered and Vader becomes a con...

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A New Hop (The Star Wars One) from 2020-05-09T06:37:58

In honor of Star Wars week (May 4th & Revenge of the 5th), our team is proud to announce an entirely Star Wars fueled episode of Close Encounters. The drunk side of the force is strong with these t...

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The Sith Sense (Trailer) from 2020-05-05T03:16:14

Be sure to catch new episodes of The Sith Sense every other week! Things are much more fun on the drunk side of the force. Just ask Vader.

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Close Encounters of the Strange Brew Kind (Georgia Guidestones) from 2020-04-24T05:10:08

The Georgia Guidestones; America's Stonehenge...Or something more? Grab your tinfoil hat and follow Joeba & Ripley as they join up with Tomcat from the Strange Brew Podcast to delve deeper i...

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One Small Sip for Man (One Giant Chug for Mankind) from 2020-04-13T05:27:23

An expert on all things NASA joins The Black Swirl as they journey to the Moon to determine whether the celestial body is really made of cheese. You’d be a LUNAtic to miss this episode which wal...

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ForthHand Media Roundtable #1 (COVID-19) from 2020-04-03T17:37:34

Board The Black Swirl and her crew as they join the rest of the ForthHand Media Group led by the infamous Brent Hand of Hysteria 51 (The Lower 4th dimension) in an effort to discuss how each of ...

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An Even Hoppier Beerthday (Ripley Scott's 33rd Cycle) from 2020-03-30T02:36:04

Whip out your oldest bottle of Romulan Ale, it's time for yet another birthday in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension! 

Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they ring in Ripley's 33rd cy...

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The Great Cough of China (Kung Flu & Friends) from 2020-03-14T04:00

The Black Swirl and her crew make their triumphant return in the most topical way possible. Get ready for a pandemic infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. Now go wash your han...

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2 Shakes of a Reptilians Tail from 2020-03-03T20:13:18

Ripley and I apologize for our 2 week hiatus. Repairs to the Black Swirl are underway and you can expect new content by March 13th. See you aboard and remember... Stay Slurred!

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Pubspiracy Beery (Coincidences & Conspiracies) from 2020-02-22T04:00

Did Meghan Markle give birth to a Cyborg? Could the Hadron Collider open up the gates of Hell? Are we all cogs in a complex one-world government ruled by lizard people living deep inside a hollow E...

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Interstellar Erotica (A Valentine's Day Podcast) from 2020-02-15T05:39:06

Do you smell that? Love must be in the air. Oh, wait, no. It's another episode. Join Joeba & Ripley as they dive into their usual Anti-Matter Minute shenanigans, discuss the sexiest women of...

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In-Nitro Fermentation (A Cloning Case Study) from 2020-02-07T22:15:08

Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob an...

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Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Hoppiness from 2020-02-01T06:01:26

A real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her cre...

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Sports of Science Fiction (A Winning "Saison") from 2020-01-27T04:57:17

Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "s...

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Holy Ship, Another Episode? (A Legendary Christening) from 2020-01-21T06:58:48

We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside ou...

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New Beer Destitution (A New Year Special) from 2020-01-03T05:26:50

Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates! 

Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go ...

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A Christmas Peril (A Holiday Abduction Story) from 2019-12-26T01:56:12

Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis...

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Hoppy Beerthday (Joeba Fett's 29th Cycle) from 2019-12-16T05:54:32

Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the ...

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Beer Me Up Scotty! (Hysteria 51 Collaboration Promo) from 2019-12-07T20:11:31

We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue.  After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension a...

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Metal Beer Solid: Part Two from 2019-11-24T00:26:46

left, right, left, right, up, square, down, select, start, BOOM! Infinite laughter unlocked! Join Joeba, Ripley, & Ziggy as they explore some of their favorite games on the second part of ou...

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Metal Beer Solid: Part One from 2019-11-16T02:16:50

Time to blow the dust out of your game cartridges and refill your Mountain Dew and Dorito supply. It's time for a video game edition of the Ati-Matter Minute! We'll be taking you down 8-bit memo...

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The Long Halloween: Part Three (Lake Plastered) from 2019-10-30T01:08:45

It's ALIIIIIIIIVE! The third and final installment of our Long Halloween Special has arrived! This monster mash of an episode contains everything from creepy human skin phone cases and beer-bell...

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The Long Halloween: Part Two (A Nightmare on Ale Street) from 2019-10-22T04:36:28

It's midnight and you're just getting back home from your late shift. That's funny, you could have sworn you locked the door... After you're done checking your apartments many nooks and crannies fo...

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The Long Halloween: Part One (Paranormal Active Yeast) from 2019-10-15T02:26:16

It's time to start oozing with excitement and ectoplasm, the long Halloween is here. For part one we're coming to you with haunted mansions for sale, unexplainable occurrences, local lore, and s...

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28 Beers Later (An Outbreaking News Special) from 2019-10-10T04:28:39

A guest with an "infectious" personality, scammers getting scammed, billboard tomfoolery, killer toys, and enough cheesy one-liners to bring your entire local Geek Squad to bed.

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Up, Up, & A-Wasted! (A "Comic"ally Underrated Edition) from 2019-09-28T17:50:52

With great beer comes great irresponsibility...

This week we honor the comic book industry with a very special show in light of Batman Day and National Comic Book Day. Join the Terrific T...

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1000 Ways to Die (SciFi Edition) from 2019-09-22T00:19:22

The plot thickens this week as we explore ironic death scenarios, stowaways, sexbots, and space poop on another thrilling episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.

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The Luck of the Geekish (A Friday the 13th Special) from 2019-09-14T08:09:35

Full moons, super snakes, treknobabble, and alcohol. What could go wrong? Throw some candy corn in your hex bags, punch some mirrors, and throw some salt over your shoulder. You've been unlucky ...

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Unnaturally Funny Natural Disasters from 2019-09-07T07:49:26

From a revolutionary way of Geo-targeting through juvenile antics, to kegnadoes and hurricane nukes, we go where no podcasters have gone before. Right into the eye of the storm.

Okay, may...

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Attack of the Tabloids from 2019-08-24T07:15:47

Watch your step as we slide into the sensational, supernatural, and overall surreal history of the modern tabloid. Together We'll dive into the most hilarious titles, current topics, and much &n...

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Love at First "Flight" (of Beer) from 2019-08-17T13:38:11

Welcome to the "Anti-Matter Minute". Or the minutes of the day that don't really matter... The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We've all had one. Let's dive deeper into our experiences and talk about pirate ...

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Beer Eye for the Nerd Guy from 2019-08-10T05:46:51

Welcome to a sudsy and extra slurred edition of Close Encounters where we celebrate Area 51, unique brews, personal experiences, and tall "tails" (not exclusively in that order). Sit back, relax, a...

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Florida Man Challenge from 2019-08-03T05:10:01

Welcome to a special edition episode where we discuss Florida, the Spiderman films, toxic waste, and Super Mario all in one. Sounds great right? It is...Duh.

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Pilot - The First Encounter from 2019-07-28T00:27:28

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Welcome to The Anti-Matter Minute... from 2019-07-27T00:27:28

Joeba Fett here. Join Ripley Scott and I each week as we explore a new topic and how it relates to the world of sci-fi while also exploring the dimension of the whacky, wild, and wtf. Stay tuned, s...

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