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Contest of Content

Hosts Shelby and Nick each choose a movie or TV show based on inane criteria, like “spiciness” or “grandpa vibes,” then have their champions square off under the watchful eye of a special guest judge. It’s a battle to the death! But, like, a really nice one.

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59. Fifty Shades Trilogy vs. Once Upon A Time (with Chase McNeill) from 2021-04-26T10:00

Fellow comedian and podcaster Chase McNeill (Fck This Place) judges the battles of Filmed in Vancouver, Mirror Mirror on the Wall, and Wish I Could Be There!

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58. 8 Mile vs. How I Met Your Mother (with Devon Drew) from 2021-04-12T10:00

Renaissance Woman and tentacle porn enthusiast herself, the freaking hilarious Devon Drew, tosses up some fiery, rap-battle worthy judgements on the battles “Date Switch,” “Best S...

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57. A Goofy Movie vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (with Amber Nelson) from 2021-03-29T10:00

The unattainably funny Amber Nelson judges us on Odd Couple, Deadliest Swordfight, and the Best Representation of Cheese in Film. Let’s get cartoon porn ready!!!

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56. Batman&Robin vs. ADMMSCS* (with Brodie Reed) from 2021-03-15T10:00

*Arrested Development/Mad Men/Schitt’s Creek/Succession. Brodie Reed inputs all the data and synthesizes judgements for the battles of Fashion, Don’t Eat the Rich, and Biggest Anti-Mask...

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55. Chef vs. Game of Thrones (with Dicey) from 2021-03-01T11:00

The supremely kind and hilarious Dicey deigns us with her spectacular sunshine energy to give us her TOUGH BUT FAIR judgments, ONCE FOR AND FOR ALL. She will destroy Shelby and Nick’s...

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54. Jaws vs. Roseanne (with Niles Abston) from 2021-02-15T11:00

Comedian Niles Abston and his entourage (Jaden Smith and a big shark?) keeps on a solid poker face while he judges the battles of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse, Avoirdupois, and Sexiest Hol...

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53. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey vs. Frasier (with Amy Silverberg) from 2021-02-01T11:00

Comedian, writer, confessed lover of dogs (and she means it in a sexual way) Amy Silverberg is here to give her two barks in this week’s battles of Emotions, Dog Hero, and...

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52. Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner vs. Fargo (with Monique Moreau) from 2021-01-04T11:00

Big Bad Monique Moreau whistles judgement of the battles of Native Americans, Quarantine-Friendly, and A Pebble in My Shoe.

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51. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs. Young Sheldon (with Alex Lawson) from 2020-12-21T11:00

Finance wizard Alex Lawson casts his spell over the battles of Better with More Green Screen, Younger Versions Who Look Like the Adults They’re Playing, and Craziest Break-up.

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50. Drunken Master vs. GLOW (with Kaitlyn Jeffers) from 2020-12-07T11:00

Writer and laugh riot Kaitlyn Jeffers brings a walnut-crushing grip of judgement to the battles of Acrobatics, Bad Breath, and Beige.

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49. Call Me By Your Name vs. The Mandalorian (with Budd Anthony Diaz) from 2020-11-23T11:00

Comedian, actor, and connoisseur of cinema Budd Anthony Diaz judges the battles of Heart Throb, Good Listener, and A Boy That Does the Most Crazy Thing.

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48. Billy Madison vs. Beat Bobby Flay (with Steph Tolev) from 2020-11-09T11:00

Steph Tolev, stand up comedian and lover of edible gifts, judges the battles of Banana Peels, Smell My Finger!?!, and Wouldn’t Have Happened If the Dude Had Just Gone to Therapy.

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47. Mars Attacks! vs. Vanderpump Rules (with Savannah Manhattan) from 2020-10-26T10:00

Savannah Manhattan puts the “cute” in acutely judging the battles of Restaurant, Lollygagging, and Embarrassing.

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47. Mars Attacks! vs. Vanderpump Rules (with Savannah Manhattan) from 2020-10-26T10:00

Savannah Manhattan puts the “cute” in acutely judging the battles of Restaurant, Lollygagging, and Embarrassing.

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46. Ravenous vs. The Civil War (with Aaron Monte) from 2020-10-12T10:00

Baron of beats and tsar of tunes Aaron Monte judges the battles of Civil War, Birds, and Really Makes You Want to Take a Shower.

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45. Battlefield Earth vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with Kirzia Steele) from 2020-09-28T10:00

Ironclad battle maiden Kirzia Steele slashes through injustice to decide the battles of Biggest Budget WTF, Stakes, and What IS That?.

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44. Racing Stripes vs. The Lone Ranger (with Ian Vanleer) from 2020-09-14T10:00

Ian Vanleer, a fabulous individual, brings fear to the lawless and judgment to the battles of Most Horses, Dancing, and Most Black and White.

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44. Mad Max: Fury Road vs. You’re the Worst (with Newman Wolf) from 2020-08-31T10:00

Newman Wolf, a special person who always makes an impression, judges the battles of Childlike Wonder, Honorable Discharge, and Would Hate-Follow on Instagram.

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42. A Talking Cat!?! vs. Fox News (with Vinnie Lacey) from 2020-06-01T10:00

Professional word-yeller Vinnie Lacey ventures into the neighboring town to judge the battles of Nature’s Cruelest Mistake, Blackout at the Cinemas, and Zeitgeist.

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41. Face/Off vs. The Great British Bake Off (with Kate Kennedy) from 2020-05-25T10:00

Kate Kennedy, champion for the environment benefits of boxed wine, returns to judge the battles of Ultimate Move When You’re Super Stressed, The Goodest Girl or Boi, and How Am I Not...

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40. Dolemite Is My Name vs. Mindhunter (with Tom Feeney) from 2020-05-18T10:00

Comedian Tom Feeney takes us to the big leagues by judging the battles of Loquacious, Best Furniture, and Netflix & Chill.

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39. Return of the Jedi (1997 Special Edition) vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (with Charlie DeMott Wildey) from 2020-05-11T10:00

Bearded multi-hyphenate Charlie DeMott Wildey swings his axe of judgment at the battles of Weirdo That lives in a Castle, The Sound of the Music, and Exists for the Merchandising.

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38. About Time vs. Riverdale (Again) (with Krista Patterson) from 2020-05-04T10:00

Dog-owning Witch-Princess Krista Patterson returns to judge the battles of Father Figure, Unexpected Emotional Reaction, and Best Non-Period Costumes.

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37. Joker vs. Baywatch (with Carter Adams) from 2020-04-20T10:00

Pop culture czar Carter Adams sips his White Russian while judging the battles of Excessive Fan Service, Worst Thing to Watch on a First date, and Balloon Animals.

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36. Seven Psychopaths vs. The Sopranos (with Josh Edelman) from 2020-04-13T10:00

Josh Edelman, robed in silks and dreams, judges the battles of Loyalty, Dream Sequence, and Villains.

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35. The Lion King (2019) vs. New Girl (with Milan Patel) from 2020-04-06T10:00

The super, chill, and superchill Milan Patel blasts a ray of frosty judgment at the battles of She Drove Me Here, Gluten-Free, and Musician Cameo.

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34. Rocky vs. The Masked Singer (with Cat Crow) from 2020-03-30T10:00

From high up in her tower, Cat Crow rains the light of judgment down upon the battles of Body Movin’, If Looks Could Kill, and Best Kiss.

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33. The Angry Birds Movie 2 vs. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (with Katrina Davis) from 2020-03-23T10:00

Guardian of the Valley, Katrina Davis, defends her lands by judging the battles of Birds Are Gross, Ropes, and Explain Like a Dish on Top Chef.

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32. R.I.P.D. vs. Supernatural (with Eli Lutsky) from 2020-03-16T10:00

Golden man Eli Lutsky raises us up by judging the battles of Conflict, Tactical, and Super Natural.

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31. Fast Five vs. Unreal (with Sarah Bugden) from 2020-03-09T10:00

Killer (the comedy kind!) with a heart of gold (the literal kind!) Sarah Bugden accepts a contract to judge the battles of Fuck Yeah This Is Sick, Hot People, and Better Popcorn...

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30. Good Will Hunting vs. MasterChef Junior (with Joe Raines) from 2020-03-02T11:00

Comedy sex god Joe Raines emerges from his sacred parking lot to judge the battles of What Makes You Feel Like A Savant, Heartfelt Monologue, and Perfect for When You Need to...

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29. Serial Mom vs. Stranger Things (with Will Sauceda&Alli Klein) from 2020-02-17T11:00

Adventurers Will Sauceda and Alli Klein travel the land in order to judge the three great battles of Somebody Gets Powers, Helicopter Parenting, and Fun with Murder. Hear more from Alli at...

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28. C.H.U.D. vs. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (with Justin James) from 2020-02-10T11:00

Justin James is so NOT nerdy that he gets laid at least six times while judging the battles of Cult Classic?, Lupita Nyong’o, and Limited By Its Rating/Unnecessarily High Rating.

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27. Castaway vs. NCIS: Los Angeles (with Sophia Zolan) from 2020-02-03T11:00

The great Sophia Zolan takes time off from her dignified position of Best Person Ever to judge the battles of Everywhere in LA Takes 20 Minutes, Dentistry, and I’d Like to Watch...

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26. The Mask vs. Glee (with Hans Kulla-Mader) from 2020-01-27T11:00

Did someone order judgements? Because Pizza Prince Hans Kulla-Mader delivers them for the battles of John Denver, Aged the Worst, and Loved It But Don’t Really Want to See It Ever Again....

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25. The Empire Strikes Back vs. Farscape (with Jessica Singer) from 2020-01-20T11:00

Jessica Singer, mirthful master of muppet knowledge, deigns to pay attention to science fiction long enough to judge the battles of Muppets, STFU, and Sexiest.

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24. Blue Velvet vs. The Joy of Painting (with Jon Morrow) from 2019-12-23T11:00

Eager to defend his title of First Guest of this podcast, Jon Morrow returns to judge the battles of Red, White, & Blue, Do It Yourself, and The First Time You Saw...

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23. Die Hard vs. Star Trek (with Scott Malkovsky) from 2019-12-16T11:00

The Month Man himself, Scott Malkovsky, rains his punny judgement down on the battles of Biggest Pop Culture Impact, Coolest Outfit, and Best Single Word.

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22. The Boondock Saints vs. Miami Vice (with Adri Diaz) from 2019-12-09T11:00

Aquatic comedy queen Adri Diaz wields a fresh trident of judgment over the battles of Drug Deal, Most Uncomfortable to Watch on a Flight Sans Plane Crash, and Gravy Boat.

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21. Blood Diamond vs. Singing in the Rainforest (with Tommy Wakefield) from 2019-12-02T11:00

Left-handed Laughmaster Tommy Wakefield haunts the battlefield, trapped in this plane of existence, until he has judged the rounds of Rainforest, Shiniest, and So Cringey That You Had to Leave the ...

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20. Synecdoche, New York vs. Parks and Recreation (with Jack Michelle) from 2019-11-25T11:00

Power judge Jack Michelle gives the news about the battles Breathability, Don’t Be So Hard on Yourself, and Roles Nic Cage Should Have Played.

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19. Transformers: Age of Extinction vs. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia from 2019-11-18T11:00

Sam Lindsey, the Commander of Cool, chugs a mocha and slams a taco while judging the battles of Most Problematic, Worst Product Placement, and Wouldn’t Want to Watch with My Parents for...

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18. The Social Network vs. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog from 2019-11-11T11:00:30

Kurt Steinmuller, Tortoise King of the Los Angeles area, comes out of his shell to judge the battles of DIY Project, Most Passive Aggressive, and Great Anti-Hero.

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17. Labyrinth vs. Breaking Bad from 2019-11-04T11:00:30

The duchess of precise baking measurements, Sam Perpignand, exerts her delicious influence over the battles of Ragtag Friendship or Inappropriate Love Pair, Drug-Fueled, and The Scene from Somethin...

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16. Justice League vs. Bones from 2019-10-28T10:00:29

The scrumptious lord of laughter, Landon Hughes, brings his practiced judging skills to the battles of Makes You Want to Leave the House, Most Unnecessary Use of Special Effects, and Barftastic. Bo...

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15. Her vs. RuPaul’s Drag Race from 2019-10-21T10:00:20

Bard, minstrel, and jester Richard Rosenthal balances the musical scales of justice to choose carefully a winner for the battles of Visual Dessert, Pinkest, and Technical Accuracy. Article by Durga...

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14. The Little Mermaid vs. Man v. Food from 2019-10-14T10:00:14

Kate Kennedy, who unfairly has more than one interesting thing about her, wields a fiery sword of truth to cut out the true shape of victory in the battles of Most Optimal...

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13. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift vs. Home Improvement from 2019-10-07T10:00:15

Robyn Lee, a mystical being who exists outside of time, simultaneously calls out injustices committed against language and selects the winning champion for the battles of Death-Defying Feats, Most ...

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12. There’s Something About Mary vs. Xena: Warrior Princess from 2019-09-30T10:00:46

Beautiful beefcake Julian Stern doesn’t need a degree from Preschool University to astutely judge the battles of The 90s, The Sound of Music, and Best Masturbation. Xena fanfiction excerpt fr...

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11. Finding Dory vs. Bojack Horseman from 2019-09-23T10:00:55

Kyle Rehl, Mr. Super Busy himself, takes time out of his wacky schedule to judge the battles of Talking Animals, Saltiest, and Most Politically Charged.

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10. The Hangover vs. Rick and Morty from 2019-09-16T10:00:55

The venerable Krista Patterson uses her witchy princess powers to judge the battles of Man Problems, Cocaine… That Is All, and Best Meme Fodder. Minor spoilers for the movie Mother!

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09. Titanic vs. Riverdale from 2019-09-09T10:00:51

Seasoned pop culture warrior Harpal Khosla smites evildoers while delivering swift justice in the battles of Best Teen Heartthrob Vibes, Farts, But, Like, Not Very Smelly Farts, and Reminds Me of C...

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08. Guardians of the Galaxy vs. Doctor Who from 2019-09-02T15:49:49

Tactical savant Erin Alexis holds the power of ultimate judgment over the battles of Style for Miles, Most Quotable at a Party, and Is This Galaxy Quest?

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07. Starship Troopers vs. Lost from 2019-08-26T10:23:26

Clever and daring Corey Fabyan brings his own champion to the battles of Main Character Named John, Hangover Cure, and Grandpa Vibes.

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06. Thor: Ragnarok vs. Nailed It! from 2019-08-20T04:27:37

Man with legs JR Hernandez delivers swift justice in the battles of Could Take Place in Either Space or Vegas Without Major Plot Changes, Great Teeth, and World I Want to Live...

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05. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie vs. The Simpsons from 2019-08-12T10:00:36

The wise and gentle Lindsey Kaminsky scratches her treasured cat behind the ears as she judges the battles of Most Rewatchable, Accidentally Sexist/Racist, and Spooky Not Scary. More information ab...

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04. The Fellowship of the Ring vs. True Blood from 2019-08-05T10:00:54

Jessica Mulder, a black-clad figure who commands true respect, uses her absolute authority and subtle intimidation to judge the battles of The Lead Is Actually Really Annoying, Wish This Would End,...

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03. A Walk to Remember vs. Entourage from 2019-07-22T10:00:20

Sam Frontera, confused but still extremely influential, chooses winners for the bouts of Worst Breakup, The Lead and Supporting Lead are Interchangeable, and Would Be More Interesting If The Rock W...

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02. Goodfellas vs. Hannibal from 2019-07-10T05:06:50

Great warrior Sandy Hunter sits atop her horse-sized battle puppy and judges which champion triumphs in the battles of Makes Me Want To Eat, Spiciness, and Should Be A Video Game. Cannibal...

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01. The Shape of Water vs. Community (with Jon Morrow) from 2019-07-10T05:00:40

The brave and virtuous Jon Morrow presides over our first contest, judging which champion takes the prize in the bouts of Best Best Friends, Warm Fuzzy Feelings, and Best Penis Award.  Jon’s...

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