Podcasts by Cry-borg 009

Episode 49: That's All, Folks! from 2017-07-12T04:00

We were warned not to, but screw it! We watched all of the Conclusion: God's War arc! It was bad and we regretted it very quickly. Don't watch the God's War arc.

Episode 48: The End from 2017-07-05T04:00

Ryan joins us for the final episode, "When You Wish Upon A Falling Star".  009 finally has to take down Black Ghost, and he and a friend have to make a sacrifice. It's been a good ride, folks.

Episode 47: 009 - Exploder Of Dudes from 2017-06-28T04:00

We're joined by Tessa for episode 47: "Rise of the Demon"! 004 gets crucified and Black Ghost pilots a giant death statue! Topics discussed include Cave Story again, Mick's Dildo House, mystery ...

Episode 46: There Is Only Bad Robocop from 2017-06-21T04:00

We're joined this week by Marty for episode 36: "The Underground Empire". The cyborgs get split up, with 3 getting captured, 5 getting hypnotized, and precisely one in any position to do jack al...

Episode 45: Lizardfuckers Anonymous from 2017-06-14T04:00

We're joined by Teddy for episode 45: "Goodbye My Dolphin". The cyborgs lose their ship as they infiltrate the underground empire of psychic roman-ish humaniods who are being ruled by Bogoot and...

Episode 44: Public Denimy #1 from 2017-06-07T04:00

We're joined by Maxie for episode 44: "Nightmare of Van Bogoot"! Mystery woman has a sister, and 008 gets an upgrade! Topics discussed include shitty rich person stores, steven bomb, amphibious ...

Episode 43: My Street Fighter Is Also Named Bort from 2017-05-31T04:00

We're joined by Jess for episode 43: "Old Friends"! It's the beginning of the end, folks, and 009 meets some people from his past who aren't too pleased to see him. Topics discussed include ligh...

Episode 42: Bad Dad Redemption from 2017-05-24T04:00

We're joined by Lev for the conclusion of the mutant assassins arc, "To Tomorrow"! 009 has to be rescued from the bad future he got sent to, and Cain remains just the BIGGEST asshole imaginable....

Episode 41: The Jock-Nerd Spectrum from 2017-05-17T04:00

We're joined by Marty for episode 41: "Future Fury"! Lena and 009 are stuck in the future, and Mai hatches an idea with the rest of the 00 team to bring them back. Topics discussed include a qui...

Episode 40: The Fushigi Zone from 2017-05-10T04:00

Mark is out of the hospital and Cry-Borg is back! We're joined by Teddy for episode 40: "Gamo's Revenge". In this episode we get to see some truly questionable parenting and 009 gets sent to the...

Medabotcast 2: Sad, Sad Monopoly Man from 2017-05-03T04:00

Sean and Marty once again watch an episode of Medabots, this time episode 2: "Return of the Screws". After winning his first battle, Ikki finds out that Metabee has some... obedience issues. Top...

Lupin Lottery 2: That Embryo Hooligan from 2017-04-26T04:00

Sean is joined by Johnny this week as they watch Lupin III Part II episode 85: "ICPO Secret Directive"! I mean apparently this "secret directive" involves a ludicrous drama department budget, bu...

Lupin Lottery 1: Stop Or My Nephews Will Shoot from 2017-04-19T04:00

Welcome to the second week of filler, everyone! This week Sean and Jess watched an episode of Lupin III Part II, "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin", and frankly I don't think any plot summary is able to ...

Medabotcast 1: We Love Mr Referee from 2017-04-12T04:00

Mark is sick, so Marty and Sean take the chance to talk about a completely different anime, Medabots! They watched episode 1: "Stung By A Metabee", wherein a young boy swallows his pride and buy...

Episode 39: Murder-chusetts from 2017-04-05T04:00

Jess joins us for episode 39: "The New Assassins"! An old foe of Gilmore's has introduced a new threat for the cyborgs! Topics discussed this week include quick turnaround, Thimbleweed Park, fai...

Episode 38: Our Weird Furry Nonsense from 2017-03-29T04:00

We're joined by Tim this week for episode 38: "Black Ghost Lives"! In this episode, we learn of the origins of the Black Ghost organization and how Gilmore came to be a defector. Topics discusse...

Episode 37: The Time Traveler's Cyborg from 2017-03-22T04:00

Teddy joins us for episode 37: "The Night of the Star Festival"! This is kind of a weird nothing episode, with some thrown in mom confusion from the hosts and guest. Topics discussed include: Se...

Episode 36: Welcome To The Neopets Hour from 2017-03-15T04:00

We're joined by Lilly this week for episode 36: "The Frozen Land". A freak cold snap in the mountains and heat wave in the city are interconnected somehow, and the cyborg team are there to inves...

Episode 35: Scrooge McDuck's Objectivism from 2017-03-08T05:00

Sean and Mark are joined by Maxie for episode 35: "The City Of Wind".  The cyborg team comes across the ancient city of El Dorado, and meet the security left behind.  Topics dicussed in this epi...

Episode 34: Podcasting By The Seat Of Our Pants from 2017-03-01T05:00

This week, Sean and Mark are joined by Marty for a rather hastily recorded recap of episode 34: "The Pharoh's Curse". An ancient virus threatens to cause a global pandemic, and it's up to the cy...

Episode 33: Vaguely Twilight Zone from 2017-02-22T05:00

We're joined by Ryan for Episode 33: "The Frozen Time". In this episode, 009 undergoes some routine maintenance, which of course means something goes horribly wrong.  Topics discussed include Cl...

Episode 32: We Cut To The Owl from 2017-02-15T05:00

We're joined by Jess this week for episode 32: "Man Or Machine". In this episode, 004 spends most of the episode playing the highest-stakes version of rockem' sockem' robots you can imagine.  To...

Episode 31: Belushi Go Mid from 2017-02-08T05:00

We're joined by Teddy this week to recap episode 31: "Monster Island". In this episode the cyborgs find a research facility that's making zombies and robot animals for... reasons? Topics brought...

Episode 30: The Sustained Fozzie Reaction from 2017-02-01T05:00

This week we're joined by Tim for episode 30: "Computopia", where the gang travels to a futuristic domed city run by a hormonal master computer. In this episode, there's sports talk, workout mis...

Episode 29: Captain Planet's Fursona from 2017-01-25T05:00

We're joined by Tessa for episode 29: "The Blue Earth"! In this episode, 005 goes to his former home and fights the planet, who is a cat.  Topics discussed include ska concert parallels, play th...

Episode 28: Weedmaps from 2017-01-18T05:00

We're joined again by Marty for the conclusion to the alien children 2-parter, "Awakenings". The cyborgs travel to the alien children's home dimension to free their people and repel the invaders...

Episode 27: Christ The Redeemer Is Krumping from 2017-01-11T05:00

We're back to business as usual, ladies and gentlemen, and it feels so good! Marty joins us for the first episode of season 2: "Little Visitors", where a bunch of weird stuff is going down and a...

Episode 26: WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN from 2017-01-04T05:00

Mark and Sean are by themselves this week, and instead of the real episode 26, which is just a clipshow, they watched the 2012 movie "009 Re: Cyborg". It was bad and they didn't like it much! In...

Episode 25: The Frankensports Monster from 2016-12-28T05:00

We've reached the end of the season, everyone. Sean and Mark are fully out of their depths, having never watched any of this or any future episodes before, and are joined by new guest Jess for t...

Episode 24: No, You're Thinking Of Bad Rats from 2016-12-21T05:00

We're nearly done with season one, everybody! Teddy joins us for episode 24: "Artemis", some more fights go poorly and we find out about who built these cybergods. In this episode, there is some...

Episode 23: Do Cyborgs Cum From Electric Dicks? from 2016-12-14T05:00

We're joined by Lily again for episode 23: "Mythology Arises"! In this episode, the cyborgs take on the gods, and things go... well, they go poorly. We welcome the podcast guest that almost wasn...

Episode 22: We Worshiped The Wrong God from 2016-12-07T05:00

Today we're joined by Marty for Episode 22: "Attack of the Gods"! It's the end of the world as we know it, and we all feel fine! In this episode, Sean checks to see if you can mail wax lips, we ...

Episode 21: Remedial Magic School Bus Lessons from 2016-11-30T05:00

We're joined by Johnny for an episode all about completely accurate dinosaur depictions. Nary a laser in sight on these bad boys.  In this episode, we discuss the recent holiday, the finer point...

Episode 20: Archie Andrews Joins A Gang from 2016-11-23T05:00

On this episode of Cry-Borg 009, we're joined by Ryan for the episode you've all been waiting for, "A Phantom Dog". People are spontaneously combusting in Tokyo, and 009 just suddenly has a dog,...

Episode 19: Pretty Fly For A White Guy from 2016-11-16T05:00

We're joined by new guest Maxie for an episode that Mark and Sean have been hyping for a while, episode 19: "The Hero". Jet's living on his own and has befriended a little kid. The kid's mom, on...

Episode 18: Framebuffered Thanksgiving Dinner from 2016-11-09T05:00

Teddy joins us once again for episode 18: "Story of a Struggling Restaurant". We take a wild 180 in terms of episode content and go from high-stakes action to domestic slice of life as the cybor...

Episode 17: Commander Fresh And The Funky Bunch from 2016-11-02T04:00

Today we're joined again by Ghostric for episode 17: "The Final Battle". The cyborg team infiltrates Black Ghost's Australian base of operations and wrecks up the joint! So that's it, that's the...

Episode 16: Punch-Proof Technology from 2016-10-26T04:00

We're joined by new guest Ghostric, a MUCH larger fan of the Cyborg 009 series than either Sean or Mark, for Episode 16: "Breaking In". In this episode, Generalissimo Jontron returns with a fres...

Episode 15: We Just Witnessed A Coup from 2016-10-19T04:00

We're back with the second half of 008's backstory arc, joined once again by Tim for episode 15: "Goodbye, My Friend". 008 finds out that the mysterious cyborg man is none other than his friend ...

Episode 14: Blood Diamond Is Unbreakable from 2016-10-12T04:00

We're joined by Tim once again for episode 14: "The Land Of Reunions". In this uncomfortably real backstory episode, we find out about 008's past, fighting for the freedom of his completely fict...

Episode 13: It's The Great Squanch Charlie Brown from 2016-10-05T04:00

We're joined once again by Teddy for a SPOOKTACULAR CYBORG EPISOOOOOODE... not really, it's just the first one in October. In reality we watched episode 13: "London Fogs", where 007 returns to h...

Episode 12: Mike Lu & Og But With Cyborgs from 2016-09-29T04:00

Hey there! Sorry about the delay, there were some audio issues that neccessitated heavy editing. No witty description this time, we just watched episode 12: "Mystical Island". 

Rem...

Episode 11: The Disco Boys of Pimento University from 2016-09-21T04:00

We're joined by newcomer Johnny for episode 11: "Christmas Eve Mirage"! 003 is on a nostalgic visit to her home city for the holidays, but things soon become very sad, and then VERY terrifying. ...

Episode 10: We Both Reached For The Weapon from 2016-09-14T04:00

We're joined by our friend Lilly as we watch episode 10: "Operation Auroras"! Yes folks we've got a weapon. That's a weapon with a "W" which turned upside down is an "M" and that stands for MAD ...

Episode 9: The Buffet Kermit Supergroup from 2016-09-07T04:00

We're joined once again by Ryan for the episode "Satan of the Deep Sea". 0013's brain is up for grabs, and both the cyborg team and Count Von Count are on the chase for it! Topics discussed incl...

Episode 8: The Chaos Dunk from 2016-08-31T04:00

Today we watched "Friend", a conclusion to the arc started last week, and we finally find out the TRUE IDENTITY of 0013 (it was bread boy, because of course it was). We're joined again by Marty,...

Episode 7: A Shocking Upset from 2016-08-24T04:00

Welcome to episode 7 of Cry-borg 009, and the first part of our second 2-parter arc! Today we discuss "Defeat the Invisible Opponent", which continues our trend of non-indicative episode titles....

Episode 6: Literally Smart House from 2016-08-20T04:00

Welcome to the Cry-Borg 009 SPOOK-TACULAR! Today we discuss episode 6: "Search For The Professor".  We're joined by our good friend Tim as we watch an episode that shamefully rips off a disney c...

Episode 5: The Money Shot from 2016-08-10T04:00

Oh geez. That is one unfortunate design for a weapon. 

Anyway, this week we're joined by our good friend Ashley! We watched episode 5, "Tears of Steel".  Topics dicussed today include: Cyb...

Episode 4: Cyborg 0010 (And Knuckles) from 2016-08-03T04:00

Dang, are we seeing double? Oh no, wait, it's just 0010 again. Today we’re joined by friend of the show Marty as we discuss episode 4: At the End of the Battle! As the cyborgs confront 0010 and ...

Episode 3: Original The Cyborg (Do Not Steal) from 2016-07-27T04:00

For today's Cry-Borg, we watched episode 3: "The Assassin of Flash"! Turns out the place that made 9 cyborgs up and made another one, and they have difficulty with designating good numbers.

Episode 2: Please Relieve Us From Comedy from 2016-07-20T04:00

Mark and Sean tackle the second episode of Cyborg 009, "The Escape"!

Sean continues to obsess over Disney properties from 30 years ago. Mark has some truly horrible shipping opinions. And ...

Episode 1: Sean's 3 Dozen Podcasts from 2016-07-13T04:00

This week we watched episode 1: "The Birth"! Sean likes Scrooge McDuck, airplanes, and jokes that go on long enough to have lost all humor value, and will probably have made a podcast about all ...