Podcasts by The Ratchet Chronicles

Aubrey Drake Graham/Captain Thot from 2021-08-25T07:00

Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in ...

Swinging Party 2021 from 2021-05-20T05:00

Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe p...

Peeing on Bushes from 2021-04-29T09:00

Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of lettin...

Lord of the Smoke Detector from 2021-04-01T10:00

Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don't grade hom...

Age of Ultra Tampons from 2021-03-25T05:00

Hey cocomunity we're back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of cou...

The Hero of Nothing/The Widow Experience from 2021-03-17T23:00

This week let's get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the "Early Release" doesn't exist at my job. I also talk abou...

The Jack the Ripper Theory from 2021-03-11T06:00

Hey cocomunity let's get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the ...

The Devil's Laptop from 2021-03-04T06:00

Hey cocomunity!!! It's your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activ...

No Pizza Reward/Eat a D!ck from 2021-02-25T23:00

Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should've been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because th...

A Coochie Hair Away from 2021-02-18T08:00

Happy late Valentine's Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this "Gorilla Glue Challenge," and the other "challenges" we have experienced in our...

Roaring O's/Petty Behind the Scenes from 2021-02-11T06:00

Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to ke...

Dry Erase Thugs from 2021-02-04T06:00

Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the "move your ass" aspect of ...

Attack of the Allergies from 2021-01-29T07:00

Well cocomunity without further delay here's a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how...

Schools of Pod from 2021-01-21T06:00

Good day loyal cocomunity we're back with a brand spankin' new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze p...

A Bangin'2021 Intro from 2021-01-14T09:00

Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We're starting 2021 with some new content after last week's break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about th...

Rerun #1 of 2021 from 2021-01-07T16:00

Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of ...

The 2021 Pre-Clean Up from 2020-12-31T06:00

Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour...

The Big Leap 2020 from 2020-12-24T06:00

Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This epi...

The Year Episode/Snowed In Together from 2020-12-17T12:00

Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today's episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it's chilly willy guys and we're ...

Shining Shimmering Dead Guys from 2020-12-10T06:00

Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I've never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last e...

The Silence of the COVID from 2020-12-03T06:00

We're back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving  cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving's past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgivi...

Rerun #3 Check Out My Mama from 2020-11-26T06:00

Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving,  I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my cra...

The DocBlocker from 2020-11-19T06:00

Hey ladies & gents of the cocomunity!!! We're back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marat...

Rerun #2 I Don't Know How to Spell from 2020-11-12T12:00

Hello  there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week wi...

From Florida with Love from 2020-11-05T06:00

Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in  and says hello, but that&a...

A Cuckoo Halloween from 2020-10-29T06:00

Welcome back  to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about ghost experiences and  Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuc...

The Plague Starter from 2020-10-22T06:00

Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We're back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!!  This week I compare Zach from "The Strain," with ...

Not a Scary Story/The Re-Binger from 2020-10-15T06:00

Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ??  This week let's talk about  looki...

Dirty Ball Feet from 2020-10-08T06:00

Here's to another week my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about some real crazies, like guys with too many car decals who like to spit on cars and those out there stocking up on tam...

Two Hours of Suck from 2020-10-01T06:00

Welcome welcome all members of my cocomunity old and new! This week I go cuckoo over people asking for freebies and tell you where I stand on those types of friendships. Also I react to critics ...

Cocaine Lined Pie from 2020-09-24T06:00

Hey hey there cocomunity!!! This week our girl Kanye Pepper is here to discuss who would you do, and all things Disney. We discover how easy it is to get her to join a cult (well what it would t...

A Soft"G" from 2020-09-17T06:00

Hey there cocomunity!!! Back with another fun-lovin' episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! This week I have some work stories along with some sad news. A reminder to not poke around in other people...

Not a Soft Ass Bitch from 2020-09-10T13:00

Hey Cocomunity it's a same day release day!!!!! This week I get cuckoo over Chinese food from the city and hugging toilets after eating any city food. I am also in second day of no work due...

Bonnie&The Electric Machine from 2020-09-03T06:00

Hey there cocomunity and welcome back to some new content this week!!! This is a very Bonnie intense episode, but I'm sure you all know how cuckoo I'm about to get with it. I discuss t...

Rerun #1 The BeanHater Strikes Back Again from 2020-08-27T06:00

Hey there cocomunity!!!! This week I'm replaying one of my favorite episodes with the one and only beanhater. I am working on some new material and time slipped away from me. I will be back...

The Michael Clayton of the Office from 2020-08-20T06:00

Welcome back my cocomunity and 38 episodes later here we are! This week I discuss the taking back of myself and my biggest pet peeves of my job (and theres multiple examples to follow). Our favo...

Everyone's Now a Gemini from 2020-08-13T06:00

Welcome back my cocomunity!!! We're talking about Jodi Arias, the crazy prosecutor Martinez and how he got disbarred in 2019. Also stick around to find out wtf an equesapian is. Also we get...

Omelet vs. Omelette from 2020-08-06T06:00

What's up cocomunity and welcome back for another week of cuckoo! This episode discusses my theory of zombie employees and why people should call out sick if they're not feeling well. ...

The Anniversary Episode! from 2020-07-30T07:00

Guys listen up! We actually did it! We made it to a year!!!!! Congrats to you and congrats to me! This episode we got some more cancel culture nonsense including Trader Joe's and Tropic Thu...

The"Sunken Place"Hiccups from 2020-07-23T07:00

Whats up cocomunity! We're back for another fun week of Cuckoo-ness. This episode has spoilers galore from "Doctor Sleep" and "Get Out." If you haven't seen these m...

The"Nobody Cares"Society from 2020-07-16T07:00

Well cocomunity here is episode 33 for your listening pleasure! This episode is jam packed with more nonsense and hysterical antics stemming from cancel culture and the free Britney Spears movem...

F*** It Time of Day from 2020-07-09T07:00

Hey there cocomunity we are here with another episode of chaos and laughter with episode 32! This week we're examining the elusive "good side" of one's face and the science b...

Twerking Crabs from 2020-07-02T07:00

Well cocomunity here we are back with another week of shenanigans! This week on the topic docket are reasons why I won't go back in the ocean, reasons whys instigators are an issue and why ...

One Nut, Two Leg Energy from 2020-06-25T08:00

Well well my cocomunity we have made it to episode 30!!!!! Super excited to share this episode with you and guess what? IT'S AN HOUR LONG!! An hour long of me discussing the recent Chris D&...

The Cuckoo Birthday Episode from 2020-06-18T08:00

Hey cocomunity! In this episode your favorite host turns 31! I discuss the Chronicles of Bonnie and my connection to True Crime Podcasts. We take another dive into wearing masks and why saying &...

Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves&Lazy River Floors from 2020-06-11T08:00

Hold on tight you guys for this extended episode with the one and only Bean Hater Dan. This is the silliest we've gotten on this show so far and hope you guys laugh with us too during these...

Adobe Vs. MS Word from 2020-06-04T08:00

Oh man you guys episode 27 gets me going! I discuss people clearly losing their minds at work and how it seems nobody can read an email correctly. What's the deal with series finales and ho...

Memorial Day Madness from 2020-05-28T08:00

Happy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk's baby's name and ...

Murder Lillies from 2020-05-21T08:00

This episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don't care for Johnny Co...

Delayed Mother's Day from 2020-05-14T08:00

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS! This episode I discuss the nose vs. penis as it pertains to the coronavirus and Laura's new nickname in my phone. I pay tribute to the woman who cr...

He Did it for the Turnips from 2020-04-29T12:00

This week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Com...

Not Ya Mama's Pandemic Episode from 2020-04-22T12:00

Hey my cuckoo-nuts we're back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up w...

The Curse of Greta from 2020-02-26T12:00

In this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized ...

Mini Cuckoo #1: Hot Dog Water Macaroni Man from 2020-02-09T12:00

Introducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I'm bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of ex...

The 2019 Wrap Up&Intro to 2020 from 2020-02-06T12:00

In this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what's not going down in 2020 as well as att...

Happy Weight, Human Plants&Death by Basketball from 2019-12-11T22:00

In this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, "The Hole in the Ground," a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother's permission. I disc...

Snow Day Flake, Anxious 2020&Airport Sprints from 2019-12-07T19:00

We are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I ...

Surprise Visitor from 2019-11-27T12:00

Hey guys!!!! We are back again this week with a surprise guest! Not saying who it is, you're just going to have to listen in. We discuss city living, changing neighborhoods and a flight sto...

Return of the Cuckoo from 2019-11-20T12:00

Annnnnnnd we're back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we're strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in th...

Nail Salon Stories, Puddle Legs&Mortal Kombat Duos from 2019-11-06T12:00

This episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean ...

Hamster Wheel Brain, The Joker Stairs&Walking Demons from 2019-10-30T12:00

Hey my little cuckoo nuts! We're back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker mo...

The Backhanded Compliment, Coquito&Zuni Warrior Dolls from 2019-10-23T12:00

This episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you're family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon ...

The Caucasion Effect, The 5K Speedwalk&"I'm So Shiny." from 2019-10-21T09:00

This episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the cit...

Oily Noodles, Colorful Charismatic Tent&Chocolate of Fish from 2019-10-09T12:00

In this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese & Hibachi food spots, what we ...

Appliances As Parents, Alec Baldwin Syndrome&Robots vs. Zombies from 2019-10-02T12:00

Yay we've reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a househol...

Coffee Disaster Relief, The Gospel According to Coupons&Rubik's Cube Menus from 2019-09-25T12:00

This episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let's g...

Pickles with the Dill, Free My DLC&Weirdos in My Chair from 2019-09-18T12:00

In this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own h...

Per My Last Email, Dial M for Mischief&Single White Female from 2019-09-11T12:00

This episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with up...

Ref Coco, The Dogma Sneeze&Bug Terrorists from 2019-09-04T12:00

In this episode I shout out Laura, Allycia and a new friend (tune in to find out who). I discuss the errors of movie going, including snack choices and what not to do (i.e. get up and use the re...

Jerks on a Plane, No Pow-Pows&Gym Decisions: Mace vs. Taser from 2019-08-28T10:00

This episode shouts out you my listeners! We made it to over 100 listeners! Also shout outs to Rocco, Miss Mindy, Sheila & Pinkisthedevil, my gaming peeps for spreading the word! I detail th...

20s vs 30s, DJ Clusterfork&Sober Captain America from 2019-08-21T10:00

I have my first guest with me this episode, one of my best friends Laura! In this episode we discuss outings in our 20s as opposed to our 30s, things that DJs do that make us cringe and why I ha...

Friendships, Makeup&The Winter Soldier from 2019-08-14T21:00

This episode I give a shout out to Rocco for celebrating his 500th viewer! I talk about the importance of friendships, some of my friendship origins. I also share some Facebook feedback from thi...

Road rage, Rocket League&"Can I Speak to your Manager"Haircuts from 2019-08-07T23:00