Podcasts by Cum Town
Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).
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Ep. 307–Better Late than On Time from 2022-04-15T01:06:05
I think thats what they say. its what I say at least
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Ep. 304–Dates from 2022-03-24T12:33
I will be at LAUGH BOSTON in BOSTON May 5-7 and HELIUM in ST. LOUIS May 13-14. This show is just for plugs now.
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Ep. 303–Austin 4/3 from 2022-03-16T18:50:53
I will be at the creek and the cave AUSTIN 4/3 only one show left, almost sold out, go here for tickets: http://mull.dog/creekaustin/ I forgot to plug these dates at the beginning of the show
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Ep. 298–owning the chuds from 2022-02-10T03:05:02
lmao we absolutely destroy the chuds on this episode, joining us is genderqueer revolutionary Starbucks Lorenzo to talk about copoganda in cooking mama 2
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Ep. 295–clapo cheeks house from 2022-01-19T23:30:31
I owe the government so much fuckin money lmao
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Ep. 294–zojirushi from 2022-01-12T22:12:30
im on that neurofuzzy tip now, bout to do a giveaway
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Ep. 289–o brother paul blart thou from 2021-12-08T06:00:31
damn blew what could be a good riff on the title here. I should save write it down for when I get back into stand up as a cash grab
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Ep. 288–sexual pret a manger from 2021-12-01T06:00:18
croissant or psusy bitch the choice is urs
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Ep. 276–im sorry dear from 2021-09-08T22:55:49
would u believe I forgot to upload the podcast all day? me? of all people?
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Ep. 274–Do it for the comirnaty from 2021-08-26T00:07:40
C'mon yall get da damn shot, it aint about u, its about keepin the comirnaty safe
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Ep. 273–parisienne malaise from 2021-08-18T16:24:37
I hope everyone is happy. really. I mean it
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Ep. 272–Cum Town New Faces from 2021-08-12T02:39:49
Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex
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Ep. 271–pussy passports from 2021-08-04T22:41:52
if I gotta get a medicine to go to a restaurant women gotta show me they pussy also
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Ep. 270–semone biles from 2021-07-28T11:58:48
congrats to simone biles for acknowledging that the olympics are fucking lame
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Ep. 269–Q Framed Roger Faggit from 2021-07-21T22:23:23
what do you get when you add one six to nine eleven? ten seventeen. don't look up what that's trucker code for if you wanna sleep tonight.
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Ep. 267–I said yep from 2021-07-07T16:40:06
im a fagget, and I got a little dick myself and we could all be a bit more gay
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Ep. 266–bathroom break from 2021-06-30T00:05:58
okay pal sure,"go"pee pee then. right in my mouth why dont you
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Ep. 265–buck blaking from 2021-06-23T05:20:07
they a mak-uh us a gay, they make us looka like a gay man to raff at us
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Ep. 262–wuhwuh from 2021-06-02T05:23:24
and its like wa wa but for people with downs syndrome. how about that u fuckin pieces of shit
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Ep. 260–gaza explainer from 2021-05-19T13:31:35
a quick history on gaza and whats going on so u can be up to date before you stop caring next week
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Ep. 254–Jounry to the center of my ass from 2021-04-07T10:38:18
starring dwayne"me off"johnson
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Ep. 252–cholos for cancer from 2021-03-24T07:00:17
were out here raising money for the homies that got feucked up
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Ep. 251–suckdictionary from 2021-03-17T11:41:03
and its guys pretending to suck a famous persons dick and u have to guess who it is based on their body language
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Ep. 249–basketball from 2021-03-03T01:00:27
(theyre playing bas-ket-ball) basketball makes me fuckin horny, I wanna fuck all the fuckin guys
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Ep. 245–smark coulerds from 2021-02-04T01:37:43
yea how u doin my name is smark, im callin about the pussy u got up here on face buke
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Ep. 243–RIp Alex Trebek from 2021-01-20T05:00:39
Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also
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Ep. 242–Zer0 (inches) Books from 2021-01-13T18:21:58
Doug Lain of Zer0 Books joins us to pitch his youtube channel which has community strikes against it, and I twist his arm into making it about big tech censorship. he's not a fascist or glenn gree...
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Ep. 235–For immediate release from 2020-11-25T18:40:13
This is the first post on the new hosts backend lets see if it gets fucked up!
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Ep. 224–its the cops, scram! from 2020-09-09T04:00
does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics???
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Ep. 219–michael clayton from 2020-08-06T04:00
im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck
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Ep. 218–Just Skip to 16:00 from 2020-07-30T04:00
Had to start the show alone, didn't know when adam would be back. It's just me rambling for the first 16 minutes
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Ep. 213–Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It from 2020-06-25T04:00
Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan
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Ep. 212–Handing It Off from 2020-06-18T04:00
Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it
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Ep. 208–This Is Your Captain Speaking from 2020-05-21T04:00
what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast?
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Ep. 206–John Slick from 2020-05-07T04:00
I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.
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Ep. 202–Joris Bohnson from 2020-04-09T04:00
Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple day...
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Ep. 200–Serendipity from 2020-03-25T04:00
Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, mayb...
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Ep. 199–Lockdown Raw from 2020-03-19T04:00
Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now...
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Ep. 198–Losing Track from 2020-03-12T04:00
Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now
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Ep. 196–Fash Wednesday from 2020-02-26T05:00
Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mi...
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Ep. 193–Iow…what? from 2020-02-05T05:00
Mayor pete acting more like mayor... bleep? more on cum town
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Ep. 192–Phased from 2020-01-30T05:00
someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it
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Ep. 187–Putting the Chris back in Christmas from 2019-12-26T05:00
ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock
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Ep. 182–A friend of ours from 2019-11-21T05:00
Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film"Coons!,"which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherev...
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Ep. 172–Dark Alliance from 2019-09-11T04:00
With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula
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Ep. 170–Carmen San Diego from 2019-08-29T04:00
We're seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.
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Ep. 169–Big Bitch from 2019-08-22T04:00
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street
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Ep. 163–And there it is from 2019-07-11T04:00
it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light
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Ep. 160–Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016) from 2019-06-20T04:00
Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex
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Ep. 157–Arthur from 2019-05-29T04:00
im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist
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Ep. 156–Racist Elmo from 2019-05-23T04:00
Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town
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Ep. 155–The Don Simpsons from 2019-05-16T04:00
RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him
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Ep. 154–I cant wait to die from 2019-05-09T04:00
i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not
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Ep. 153–m4a legislatoin NOW from 2019-05-02T04:00
stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare
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Ep. 149–the spy museum from 2019-04-04T04:00
its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there
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Ep. 145–Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels) from 2019-03-06T05:00
MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (...
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Ep. 145–Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels) from 2019-03-06T05:00
Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam...
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Ep. 144–my girl from 2019-02-28T05:00
the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like"my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fucki...
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Ep. 143–Empire from 2019-02-21T05:00
I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
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Ep. 142–Chelsea Clinton RACIST from 2019-02-14T05:00
chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected
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Ep. 139–deaf jam from 2019-01-23T05:00
brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast
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Ep. 137–Dexters Gender Labratory from 2019-01-10T05:00
an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it"poop ass chicken"
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Ep. 135–Sopranos again from 2018-12-27T05:00
this is the only show that makes me feel anything
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Ep. 131–ho canada from 2018-11-29T05:00
bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight
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Ep. 130–god’s country, ma’am from 2018-11-22T05:00
holding my cowboy hat to my chest asi eat a strange womans VUHgina
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Ep. 127–classico podacata from 2018-11-01T04:00
se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls
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Ep. 124–D’Jia Jones from 2018-10-11T04:00
good afternoon you've reached the desk of D'Jia Nasdaq-Jones I'm not available right now please leave a message
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Ep. 122–The sopranos from 2018-09-27T04:00
the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn't have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy l...
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Ep. 121–Stone Cold from 2018-09-19T04:00
we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone
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Ep. 120–R2-MeToo from 2018-09-13T04:00
we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out
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Ep. 119–Brendan Gayer from 2018-09-06T04:00
brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money
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Ep. 115–dont remember from 2018-08-09T04:00
i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i ...
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Ep. 114–back to normal from 2018-08-02T04:00
well i cured myself without a doctor, once again
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Ep. 112–Guilty conscience from 2018-07-19T04:00
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
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Ep. 112–Guilty conscience from 2018-07-19T04:00
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
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Ep. 111–The forbidden zone from 2018-07-12T04:00
its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
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Ep. 109–Maggets and Terds from 2018-06-28T04:00
DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nst...
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Ep. 108–Sorry from 2018-06-21T04:00
sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it
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Ep. 106–Will Shitz His Pants from 2018-06-07T04:00
why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch
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Ep. 104–Madcucks explained from 2018-05-24T04:00
Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.
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Ep. 103–easily the worst episode in awhile from 2018-05-17T04:00
this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain
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Ep. 102–still mad abotu you from 2018-05-10T04:00
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
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Ep. 102–still mad abotu you from 2018-05-10T04:00
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
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Ep. 97–Another delay from 2018-04-05T04:00
Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off
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Ep. 96–Dan Schneider Goes Down from 2018-03-29T04:00
Didn't really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
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Ep. 93–Look Who’s Talking from 2018-03-08T05:00
The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.
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Ep. 92–Ruthless and Toothless from 2018-03-01T05:00
Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.
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Ep. 91–Cum Town Classic from 2018-02-22T05:00
Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It's kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chi...
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Ep. 88–Finally Real Boys from 2018-01-31T05:00
Well we're big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who's a"fucking retard"now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I'm su...
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Ep. 87–Podcasting Gear from Marshalls from 2018-01-25T05:00
Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up
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Ep. 86–Go Back to Africa from 2018-01-18T05:00
Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.
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Ep. 85–fucking piece of shit computer from 2018-01-12T05:00
its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance
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Ep. 83–Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo from 2017-12-28T05:00
Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava
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Ep. 82–Im just one man from 2017-12-21T05:00
i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead ...
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Ep. 81–Marquis of Queensbury from 2017-12-14T05:00
Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto ...
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Ep. 80–Weight of the world from 2017-12-07T05:00
From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.
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Ep. 79–Race Wars Crossover from 2017-11-22T05:00
Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.
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Ep. 78–We couldn’t get ian from 2017-11-16T05:00
we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something
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Ep. 77–God damn i swear i uploaded this from 2017-11-10T05:00
I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behin...
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Ep. 75–The Voice Of The Left from 2017-10-25T04:00
This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol
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Ep. 74–Happy Halloween from 2017-10-19T04:00
Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.
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Ep. 73–Late Night Boys from 2017-10-12T04:00
Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about
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Ep. 72–Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha from 2017-10-05T04:00
damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary
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Ep. 71–Bean reviews from 2017-09-28T04:00
black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.
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Ep. 70–I Ate bad fish from 2017-09-21T04:00
sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down
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Ep. 69–Valero Boss from 2017-09-14T04:00
You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. I...
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Ep. 68–Tech Savior from 2017-09-07T04:00
I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.
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Ep. 67–Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes from 2017-08-31T04:00
Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva...
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Ep. 66–Oopsadoozio from 2017-08-24T04:00
I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that"windows updating"shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four...
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Ep. 65–Construction Boys from 2017-08-17T04:00
*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearin...
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Ep. 64–Tier One from 2017-08-10T04:00
Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up
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Ep. 63–Scaramucci News Episode from 2017-08-03T04:00
we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because peo...
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Ep. 62–Train Knowledge from 2017-07-27T04:00
Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know
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Ep. 61–Business Places from 2017-07-20T04:00
The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places...
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Ep. 60–The Letter Boys from 2017-07-13T04:00
We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Bin...
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Ep. 59–Marmaduke from 2017-07-06T04:00
Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea
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Ep. 57–My Wonder Woman Review from 2017-06-23T04:00
I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down.
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Ep. 56–The Resistance from 2017-06-15T04:00
I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.
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Ep. 55–Disclaimers from 2017-06-08T04:00
Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.
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Ep. 54–New Characters from 2017-06-01T04:00
Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.
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Ep. 53–Adam’s Fault from 2017-05-27T04:00
We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload ...
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Ep. 52–Lisa’s Feet from 2017-05-18T04:00
The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this.
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Ep. 51–I want to go home from 2017-05-11T04:00
Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.
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Ep. 50–Diversity Town from 2017-05-04T04:00
Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.
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Ep. 49–The Hidden Episode from 2017-04-27T04:00
While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.
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Ep. 48–The Greatest Riff Of All Time from 2017-04-20T04:00
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what mig...
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Ep. 47–Foody For THought lol from 2017-04-06T04:00
michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it
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Ep. 46–Vacations? from 2017-03-30T04:00
Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.
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Ep. 45–The Replacements from 2017-03-23T04:00
Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the presiden...
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Ep. 44–I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess from 2017-03-16T04:00
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think
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Ep. 43–The REAL Original Cum Boys from 2017-03-09T05:00
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls
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Ep. 42–Will“Smith”Menaker from 2017-03-02T05:00
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation.
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Ep. 41–Cum Town Live from 2017-02-23T05:00
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the...
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Ep. 40–Valentimes from 2017-02-16T05:00
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way
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Ep. 39–Petey Dat Boi from 2017-02-09T05:00
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist.
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Ep. 38–Good Prison vs Bad Prison from 2017-02-02T05:00
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end...
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Ep. 37–Goldust Wasn’t Gay from 2017-01-26T05:00
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny B...
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Ep. 36–Goatee Era Seagal from 2017-01-18T05:00
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes ...
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Ep. 35–Cum Town Fires Back from 2017-01-12T05:00
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills
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Ep. 34–We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV from 2017-01-04T05:00
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.
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Ep. 33–Ugh. Wardell from 2016-12-29T05:00
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't...
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Ep. 32–Crisis Averted from 2016-12-22T05:00
We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. ...
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Ep. 31–The Birthday Bitch from 2016-12-14T05:00
It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis.
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Ep. 30–Copycats from 2016-12-07T05:00
We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty...
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Ep. 29–Customer Service from 2016-11-30T05:00
Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.
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Ep. 28–How Many Y’all Like Sex from 2016-11-24T05:00
I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early ...
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Ep. 27–Adam’s Last Stand from 2016-11-17T05:00
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevita...
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Ep. 26–CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!! from 2016-11-10T05:00
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary ...
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Episode 25–Playing Pretend from 2016-11-03T04:00
The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RE...
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Episode 24–Ghost Stories from 2016-10-26T04:00
We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.
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Episode 23–My New Drug Problem from 2016-10-20T04:00
Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for...
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Episode 22–Ian’s Shitty Impressions from 2016-10-12T04:00
Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a ...
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Episode 21–Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction from 2016-10-06T04:00
Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest,...
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Episode 20–SD Tard from 2016-09-30T04:00
Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the...
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Ep. 19–Rape Science from 2016-09-22T04:00
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.
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Episode 18–Je Suis Charlie from 2016-09-15T04:00
Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept aski...
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Ep. 17–Old Friends from 2016-09-07T04:00
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth D...
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Ep. 16–Back In Business from 2016-08-31T04:00
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. W...
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15–Another Girl Episode from 2016-08-17T04:00
Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant.
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Episode 14–Cum Town After Dark from 2016-08-11T04:00
Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include t...
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Episode 13–Just For Laughs Recap from 2016-08-04T04:00
Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes...
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Episode 12–Overconfidence from 2016-07-28T04:00
Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weeke...
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Ep. 11–David Cross from 2016-07-19T04:00
This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid inte...
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Ep. 10–Killing Garfield from 2016-07-14T04:00
Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because...
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Ep. 9–Technical Difficulties from 2016-07-06T04:00
(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batt...
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Ep. 8–The Eighth Episode from 2016-06-29T04:00
The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a ...
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Ep. 7–Autism Powers from 2016-06-22T04:00
Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickf...
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Ep. 6–Not Soon Enough from 2016-06-15T04:00
The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time.
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Ep. 5–Cum Angels from 2016-06-08T04:00
Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep
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Ep. 4 – Beef Squashers from 2016-06-01T04:00
After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on th...
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Ep. 3 – The Sleepy Boys from 2016-05-25T04:00
Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he's on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rappo...
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Real Hip Hop from 2016-05-18T04:00
Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other...
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The Original Cum Boys from 2016-05-11T04:00
Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit ser...
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