Podcasts by Cute for Dark Chicks
A vulgar comedy show about black Dating!
Further podcasts by Dij & Sammy
Podcast on the topic Comedy
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Ep 50 - Effin' around in your 30's from 2020-07-04T01:35:45
We back! ....for a minute. Lol
Intro/outro song - Wake Up - Teyanna Taylor
Intro/outro song mentioned in the episode was: Shoot it up - Teyanna Taylor (We decided to go with a differ...
Episode 49 - Love, Peace, and Big D from 2020-02-24T18:00:55
Intro/ Outro: Had enough - Don Toliver
- Welcome to 2020!
- Black history! Paying homage, catching up, talking more about penises.
- Deeds to honor your black King and Queen
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Episode 47 - Disrespect-a-Niggadrie from 2019-04-24T17:08:23
Did y'all miss us?!
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Instagram: Cutefordarkchicks
Dij - DJ_aldredge
Samiyah - _Fassette_
Apple Music playlist - Girlpower2
Episode 46 - Porn and Alarms from 2019-03-31T19:46:08
We were very shameful, and told yall a lot of personal shit. But what's new? Lmao
-Intro/outro music: Smino - Low down Derrty blues
Instagram: Dij: Dj_aldredge Sammy: _fassette_<...
Episode 45 - Popthatpuss & Chill 2019 from 2019-01-14T06:30:03
- Highlights and lowlights of the year so far
- Dating a broke nigga story time
- R Kelly
- What u
Episode 44 - Hungover and boring AF! Happy New Year! from 2019-01-06T19:06:09
We were hungover, sorry if it was boring. ....but also Not sorry!
New Year resolutions!
What's 2019 for you?
...and monotone confessions of life.
- Instagram: @Cuteford...
EP 43 - F*CK GERRARD! from 2018-12-12T02:09:12
15 Best Christmas GIFTS!
Waiting to Exhale for Millennials. LMFAOO! I'm jk.. kind of.
Intro/Outro Music: Marry Christmas Lil Mama Mixtape - Chance The Rapper & Jeremih
Guest: ...
Episode 42 - Clean your Cum. from 2018-11-29T05:28:32
Thanksgiving is over! Let's bring in the Christmas Holiday! Top 15 shittiest Christmas Gifts.
Would you rather have Dick or Rent?
Intro/ Outro: Rich The Kid - Mo Paper
I...
Episode 41 - Stay outta my Granny's Kitchen! from 2018-11-12T01:29:07
We were high. So there's that. A lot of giggling and have some Balls with your eggs!
Social Media - Instagram: @CuteForDarkChicks
Dij: @DJ_aldredge
Sammy: @_Fassette_
Int...
Episode 40 - Boo Boo Draws!! from 2018-10-25T21:33:12
ALMOST back to our regular scheduled programing.
Instagram: @Cutefordarkchicks
@DJ_aldredge @_Fassette_
Episode 39 - Overdosing on weed and unstable penis from 2018-10-17T01:58:16
Wasn't a normal show, we just shot the shit because we missed you guys! and let you guys in on why we've been away....Stop rolling your eyes!
- Did you know that Orange juice intensifies y...
Episode 38 - Tits Sucked, Intentions Tucked! from 2018-07-08T22:40:41
We gave you all the head tips. Why does getting your tits sucked feel so empowering?! Why do y'all play so many games?! Just so many questions.
Social Medias: Dij - @DJ_Aldredge Sammy - @_...
Ep 37 - F*cking around with the Carters from 2018-06-24T21:44:31
We were really really high, and lazy. It was 92 degrees. F y'all.
Socials: IG - Sammy: @_fassette_ Dij: @DJ_aldredge
Intro Skit: Dating in 2018
Intro/Outro music: The Li...
Episode 36 - 1000% SIS?! from 2018-06-12T18:36:06
One word text messages?
Flights across the country?
Jerk Chicken with Drake?
Stay tuned after the show for a special message!
We're good Luv, enjoy.
Social med...
Ep 35 - Fuck Girl Bingo & the Signs from 2018-05-26T12:00:02
Our Astrological sign episode! When ya can't remember the signs, refer to Beyonce and Missy Elliot Wilson.
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Tell your friends!
Social medias: Dij IG - @D...
Episode 34 - Girls, Hennessy, and Penis from 2018-04-28T15:43:59
That time has come back around! We needed male energy!
p.s. If you hear some weird sh*t, it was the HENNY!!!
Intro/outro music: Like a Maverick - Ugly God
Social Media: ...
Episode 33 - Say yes to Devil Dick 2018 from 2018-04-15T20:24:54
We're introducing new segments! ...and it might be time to accept devil dick by 60.
Intro/ Outro music: Drake - Nice for what
Intro skit: WatchJazzy on IG
Social media: D...
Episode 32 - Random Episode about Nothing (Literally) from 2018-03-18T21:39:41
The structure was gone we didn't have time! We'll be better next week. Lmao Enjoy.
IG: Dij - Dj_aldredge
Sammy -_Fassette_
Snapchat: Dij - Darkthriller
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Episode 31 - Wha' Gwan Safaree?! from 2018-03-02T02:15:06
We felt like you deserved a long drawn out episode full of shenanigans. So here it is!
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Dij - Dj_aldredge
Sammy - @_Fassette_
Snapchat:
Dij - Darkthriller
Sa...
Episode 29 - Uncovering our Tits from 2017-10-09T15:53:45
Getting comfortable! The 2nd half of our relationship series!
What happens when the beginning faze is gone and now you start to see the not so pretty side of your partner. You know? The B...
Episode 28 - New D*ck Diaries! from 2017-09-10T17:46:43
In light of cuffing season! The first part to our Relationship series! Grab your man or woman, listen, laugh, and discuss!
Series Details:
Pt. 1 - The beginning of a relationshi...
Episode 27 - Small balls, Big Balls, Beautiful Balls from 2017-08-27T17:10:01
Are guys self conscious about their Balls? Somebody needs to write a letter to NochillGil, and here are the signs that she wants the D.
Intro/ Outro music: Something New - Wiz Khalifah
Episode 26 - Lime-a-ritas and Penis from 2017-08-02T06:30:03
It's our Birthday's and we were MAD tired. But we woke up at the end! Lmaooo
Intro/ Outro Music: Jacquees - Bounce
Episode 25 - No Faking Orgasms 2017! from 2017-07-18T03:56:44
- Touched on Insecure
Celebrating the Season premier on July 23rd!
......and other stuff
Episode 24 - Hoe Friends at the Cookout from 2017-07-04T19:24:25
We started off rough but it got better! This WYD segment is HILARIOUS!! Lmao
Get your Summer 17 Cookout playlist here on Spotify under "CFDC Music" on Spotify!
Episode 23 - F*cking the Weedman from 2017-06-21T00:15:39
Shits and giggles. Let the coochie breathe. enjoy!
Instagram: @DJ_aldredge @_Fassette_
Intro Music: Sza - Love Galore
Episode 22 - Sexual Eruption from 2017-06-12T17:08:53
This was supposed to be our hoe Season episode but........... Well you'll hear.
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Episode 20 - Romancing these hoes from 2017-02-12T07:51:51
Don't be out here Romancing these hoes. Plus we sprinkled some Valentines day jems in there! P.s. It's Valenti(N)es not Valenti(m)es. :)
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Episode 19 - Keep that phone Face DOWN! from 2017-02-01T04:30:48
We've all done it! No Judgement.
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Episode 18 - oOooooh Zaddy! from 2016-12-10T17:46:41
This episode was dedicated to all of our male Listeners! Dropped sexual and intellectual jewels. ........while we were mad Lit. :)
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Episode 17 - Boy my DM's poppin! from 2016-11-21T03:00:57
Social media pimping, and Catfishing 101. P.s. Ginuwine is packing.
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Episode 16 - PUSSYtown Lockout! from 2016-10-29T20:25:06
Oh! We took it there...but what else is new? It was slow in the beginning but we got there! Sorry we took so long, we're back though!
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Episode 15 - Mom is Lit Guys from 2016-05-09T05:02:03
They're both lit, and they made up for last week. Enjoy.
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Episode 14 - Summer time Respeck from 2016-04-26T19:20:38
Random tidbits, tips for your toes, Sour lemonade, Black and sexy TV, and dying Legends, Enjoy. P.s. It was a Monday, and alway remember to wash your Balls.
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Episode 13 - Hangin' with my Hoodrat Friends from 2016-03-28T04:44:44
Busting windows, Hennessy, starting fights, Fonkey Monkey, and Panic Attacks. Perfect Hoodrat Night. Enjoy.
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Episode 12 - Say it Loud! Bitter and Proud from 2016-02-29T04:41:43
Social Media activist and bitter friends unite! What does Sage the Gemini and Dr Love have in common? hmmmm..
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Episode 11 - The Great Drunk Debate from 2016-01-17T18:15:14
When the Honey Jack inspires you to tell them how you really feel.
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Episode 10 - Puss N Boots from 2016-01-10T20:47:53
Sammy and Dij have their first guest, and he's full of testosterone and getting in on the foolery! Just like you wanted! Enjoy.
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Episode 9 - Ain't no Santa Bih! from 2015-12-20T18:45:37
Tyrese wants you to appreciate R&B, DJ Khaled want's you to be successful, and they want you to give the credit to a fat man in a suit! Sending you into 2016 with some game. Another one.
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Episode 8- Musty Dick and the New Hoe from 2015-12-14T04:10:16
Cooking and cleaning for your man? Stop being such a hoe, pull your tits out and take a selfie like a classy woman should! ...and fellas before you whip out make sure you're fresh. Cool Thanks! :)
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Episode 7 - Thought it was a Drought! from 2015-12-06T04:28:23
You thought we were gone for good huh? Na. But Kobe is! We caught up on all of the things that we missed, and may the dating scene in 2016 bring a lot less f**k boys!
P.s. We missed you.
Episode 6 - Chicken Mc Crack from 2015-09-08T16:23:21
Be careful at the Mcdonald's drive thru, they'll get you.
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Episode 5- 1-800-Get ya mind right from 2015-08-17T06:48:53
Would you ever give someone Oral to achieve success? ....Yeah neither would we.
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Episode 4 - Twitter fingers turn to Uber swingers from 2015-08-09T22:01:22
Uber, twitter, and the full moon have a lot in common.
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Episode 3 - Ebony Porn and Trashy Nudes from 2015-07-20T04:44:31
They'll tell you what really happens to your nudes after you send them! and uhhhhh Tink? the new Lauren Hill hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. We'll see.
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Episode 2 -Attack of the Groupie Haux from 2015-07-13T01:43:03
Dij and Sammy talk about the advantages of being a groupie, and a transgender woman in Los Angeles who has the screenshot feature on their phone.
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Episode 1 - The Dope Lady from 2015-07-05T21:53:09
The date from hell featuring the dope lady.
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