Podcasts by Dad and Buried

The Burieds in Paradise from 2023-08-16T09:16

Take a trip to paradise with the Burieds as they tell you all about the amazing vacation they took to the Paradisus Cancun! Mom and Dad and Buried partnered with the all-inclusive resort where t...

The Dad and Buried Podcast Strikes Back from 2023-07-27T16:21:14

The Dad and Buried Podcast returns with Dad and Buried and Mom and Buried, who kick off a new season of the show with a recap of what they’ve been up to - a surprisingly fun trip to Disney World...

Are you the best parent you can be? (oof) - #119 | Dad & Buried from 2022-03-04T10:00

Mike and Heather (@momandburied) get into all the ways we can be the best parent we can be. It's a VERY short. The rest of the time they list all the ways they could be better. Enjoy!

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The Art & Science of Giving Gifts this Holiday Season - #118 | Dad & Buried from 2021-12-23T14:59:51

Ahh Christmas. The holiday that tries to be one thing but ultimately is about another.  Parents seem to fall into two camps; those who listened attentively to their spouse and kids througho...

Holidays = In Laws: The One Problem Parents Will Never be Able to Solve - #116 | Dad & Buried from 2021-12-09T10:00

Let me drop a little math on you; Holidays = In-laws. Boom. Bam. Move over Hawking. Thanks Newton, but I'm good. I just proved the transient property of how your In-Laws WILL show up a...

Parenting rule #101: Date Night Makes Right - #116 | Dad & Buried from 2021-12-03T10:00

Have you heard? Parenting kids is hard! Yeah, the new study just came in, from me, and it's true #science. As parents, the number 1 thing you need to do is keep a united front. To do that you ne...

All the Ways Your Kids Can Surprise You (It's Only a Few) - #115 | D&B from 2021-11-18T15:59:34

There are times as a parent your kid, the same kid who barely talks to you, will stand up in front of guests at a party and recite Shakespeare. Ok, fine, that's almost never happened. But, BUT, ...

Do Parents Use Tough Love Anymore? - #114 | Dad & Buried from 2021-10-28T09:00

We know parents have it tough, but do our kids? A lot's changed since we were kids. Enrique Iglesias was crushing the charts, Smashmouth was a thing, and flying cars is what we had to look ...

Empty Nest Syndrome: A post Covid reality for many? - #113 | Dad & Buried from 2021-10-21T09:00

It's been a year and a half since parents took on the mantle of being full time teachers on top of everything else we have going on. While in some households lockdowns meant that child mort...

Are Parents Prepping Our Kids for the Future? - #112 | Dad & Buried from 2021-10-14T09:00

I believe the children are the future. We have to teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside...Ahem, had to be done. But are we really getting our ki...

Catching Up With the 'Burieds - #111 from 2021-10-07T09:00

It's been about six weeks since Mike and Heather (aka @dadandburied and @momandburied) talked with each other, so they decided to record it, y'know for posterity. That's a jo...

Give it Up For Parenting! - #110 | Dad & Buried from 2021-09-30T09:00

The great parenting philosopher Thanos summed it up best when asked by a small child, "what did it cost?" [Thanos]: "Everything." The sacrifice is real and... [looks down at shoes and kicks a st...

We're Baaaaaack! - #109 | Dad and Buried from 2021-09-23T09:00

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, D&B is back with a brand new edition...Ok, sorry I'll stop (no one reads this anyway). But Mike and Pete are back with more dad-related parenting insigh...

How to Raise Well Rounded Kids in 3 Excruciatingly Painful Steps - #108 | Dad & Buried from 2021-07-22T09:00

Is it even possible to raise well rounded kids these days? We all fall into our niche interests so quickly.  And by niche interests I obviously mean watching stuff on the internet. Are the ...

When Parents are Jealous of Other People's Kids - #107 | Dad & Buried from 2021-07-01T09:00

Every kid has their own unique gift, right? So why do we parents see someone else's kid doing something awesome like a backflip or talking nicely to their parents and immediately think why the h...

As Parents Are We Overcorrecting? - #106 from 2021-06-17T09:00

Participation trophies were originally used as a way to incentivise kids at a key point (when they are young) to want to keep playing that sport rather than quit after one season. Howe...

Worst Parenting Advice, Part II: This Time It's Serious - #105 from 2021-06-10T09:00

Cherish every moment cause it goes so fast. Oh yeah?! Maybe you want to come over and deal with this little monster who's making us all late cause they're rolling around on the floor screaming t...

The COVID Hangover: How Our Parenting will Change Post COVID - #104 from 2021-05-27T11:31:35

It's been a loooong 16 months since we COVID entered our lives and now that we're on the other side of it [knocks cautiously on wood] we need to adjust our parenting styles from "PJs-all-day" to...

Parenting Stress: Meet Your Masterclass Instructors - #103 from 2021-05-20T09:00

Whoever came up with the phrase "don't stress it" wasn't a parent. As parents that's really 90% of the job (remaining  10% wishing you were asleep and the final 1% pure joy). From money to ...

Parenting Stuff You're Good At - #102 from 2021-05-14T09:00

As it turns out there can be things that as a parent you are good at. Like, say, getting your kid to watch all the 80's and 90's movies you watched growing up *cough* mike *cough* #notcovid. IS ...

All Hail Mother's Day 🙌 - #101 from 2021-05-06T09:00

Yes, this podcast is about dads, but don't forget moms can be important too. That's why there's Mother's Day.  Mike's better half and mother to his children, Heather (@momandburied) sits in...

Everything you Wanted to know About the Dad &Buried Podcast but were too Embarrassed to Ask - #100! from 2021-04-29T09:00

It's been a journey, folks! And we've loved every minute of it (almost). Hearing your stories of parenting misery has really kept us going. Mike's wife Heather (@momandburied) joins for a star s...

Wait, Kids can be Annoying? - #99 from 2021-04-23T09:00

There's screaming into a pillow, and then there's this episode. Both will make you feel better once you get it all out. I mean have you ever listened to a 6yr old tell you the a story about some...

Part 2 - Don't Expect Anything When You're Expecting: Things Parents Wish They Knew Before Kids - #98 from 2021-04-15T09:00

All the fun of Part 1 with, now with half the insights! Mike and Pete get into it. Enjoy!

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Don't Expect Anything When You're Expecting: Things Parents Wish They Knew Before Kids - #97 from 2021-04-09T09:00

Look, it’s not possible to prepare for a kid. Period. Oh, so you "kinda get it" cause you "look after" your "nieces" and "nephews"? That's some low-rent, pitiful, pre-baby thinking right there. ...

Division of Labor: A Parents Guide - #96 from 2021-03-25T09:00

That beautiful moment when your child arrives is magical. Then seven minutes later the reality sets in and you need to start doing stuff. You need to feed the them, dress them, walk them, put th...

Yakety Yack, Are You Talking Back? Raising a Smart Ass - #95 from 2021-03-18T09:00

Raising a smart ass, sucks. Now go call your parents and tell them you're sorry . Mike and Pete get all up in it. 

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Who Made Who? Where Your Kids Personality Traits come From - #94 from 2021-03-05T10:00

The key to being good parents is  agreeing which traits come from which parent. Like when you're kids really good at burping the alphabet. But anytime something bad happens you turn to your...

A Year into Parenting Through COVID: A Celebration of Togetherness - #93 from 2021-02-25T10:00

It's almost been a year, one whole year, since we said goodbye to normalcy and hunkered down with our families. At first it was scary. Then, after some time, we did the best we could to make the...

A Parents Guide to Enjoying Winter Fun with Kids: It's A Very Short Guide - #92 | Dad & Buried from 2021-02-04T10:00

Welp, school snow days are no longer a thing, thanks COVID! But also maybe, thanks COVID? Snow is like toxic friendship. When it first starts it's beautiful, peaceful. Then as time goes on it ch...

Parenting With a Chronic illness - #91 | Dad & Buried from 2021-01-29T10:00

Look, we know parenting is hard enough as it is, but when you have a chronic illness it makes it so much harder. Ugh, straight turd sandwich. Mike's wife Heather (@momandburied) discusses what i...

Does your birth order affect your parenting style? - #90 from 2021-01-21T10:00

Well, well well, if it isn't the consequence of my own parent's actions... It's been scientifically proven that your birth order DOES determine how you parent. And by "scientifically" I mean a g...

Parenting Resolutions : This is gonna be my yea...Damnit! - #89 from 2021-01-14T10:00

[2020]: things can't possibly get worse. [2021]: hold my beer... Welp, looks like we picked the wrong year to quit Methamphetamines, or oxycontin, or even plain ol' sweet black tar heroin.  ...

A Look Back at Parenting in 2020: A Year With No Downside - #88 from 2020-12-31T10:00

Ah 2020, it's almost as if you were the year that Y2K should've been. Most years we optimistically look forward to new adventures in the coming year. This year it's like we're clawing our way ou...

Holiday Traditions: The good, the bad and the ugly - Ep 87 from 2020-12-17T10:00

Most people like the holiday season. Warm feelings, family time, and decorations. It's...nice. Then there are those who want to mainline the holiday season like that sweet, sweet black tar heroi...

Education Deflation: Are Schools Failing Kids? - #86 from 2020-11-26T10:00

Only now are are seeing the effects of  40 years of privatized, free-market education  combined with a growing beaurcpatic quagmire pitting politicians against unions and unions agains...

Your Spouse's Annoying Parenting Quirks - Ep 85 from 2020-11-19T10:00

How do your parenting quirks annoy thee? Let me count the ways....Ok that's going to take too much time. Mike and his much better half Heather (@momandburied) do what all healthy parents do thes...

The History of Parenting: A Masterclass - #84 from 2020-11-05T10:00

The term "Parenting" only became a thing  in the 70's. Before then it was all "yeah, I got kids around here somewhere.' Now we need to "parent" correctly, making sure our kids are fully act...

Shielding Kids From the Real World (Not the TV Show...Well, Maybe the TV Show) - #83 from 2020-10-22T09:00

As Parents our job is to shield our kids from the dark underbelly of life . In some cases our dad-bods represent that dark underbelly. From death to sex to the Saw movie franchise it can be hard...

Fun Fall Family Activities During a Global Pandemic - #82 from 2020-10-16T09:00

Pumpkin picking, hay rides, drinking warm apple cider, deciding where in the world you should live to keep your family safe from this global pandemic are all fun things to do this Fall. Mike and...

Self Care for Parents: How to Give Yourself a Break - #81 from 2020-10-02T09:00

You know the saying "put your oxygen mask on first before helping others?" My only question is, can I get anything stronger? @momandburied (Mikes Wife) and Mike get into it this week....The topi...

Parents Making the News - #80 | Dad & Buried from 2020-09-24T09:00

"Area Couple with 3 Young Children Love Quarantine and Wish it Would Continue Forever" is a headline we will NEVER read. Fortunately there are plenty of parents making headlines out th...

Kids Grow Up So Fast...Or Do They? - #79 from 2020-09-17T09:00

Look, I know you're rolling your eyes right now at this title, but let me remind you of that time your kid was 18mos was squirming in your lap at that restaurant (y'know the time you went to "br...

Eating Dinner with your Kids and Other Wholesome Family Traditions (EXPLICIT EDITION) - #78 from 2020-09-10T09:00

Over 78% of you eat dinner every night as a family with your kids. According to all the research that's failing all else that prob the best thing you can do as a parent. Welp, that leaves the re...

The Best Role Models for Kids? - #77 from 2020-09-03T09:00

Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Bill Nye, and Chadwick Boseman are  long list of role models that our kids should look up to. "Wait!" you say "surely my kids looks up to me as a role model. After all...

How to Parent a Kid with ADHD - #76 from 2020-08-27T09:00

Parenting is hard, that much we know. What's not always known are all the challenges that come with parenting a kid with ADHD. With Pete off this week Mike and Heather (@momandburied) share thei...

Best and Worst TV Dads: How are Dads Portrayed on TV? - #75 from 2020-08-13T12:48:22

Father Knows Best? More like, Father's Just Trying to do his Best so Get Off his Back, amirite haha...Ahem...Ok, we grew up watching dads on TV both good and bad so did we learn anything? Are th...

Back to School in the Time of COVID - #74 from 2020-08-06T09:00

Welp, we blew it. We had 3 months to get our act together so we could get our kids as far away from us as possible (school). But no. whaaa! my mask it too tight. Whaaa! I cant wear cloth on...

Not in front of the Kids!: The Right and Wrong Way to Argue Around Kids from 2020-07-23T09:00

Ok, first, you shouldn't argue around kids. But guess what? That's waaay easier said than done.  Harmless questions with not-so-harmless intent. "Did YOU unload the dishwasher or do I have ...

The Art and Science of Camping With Kids - #72 from 2020-07-09T11:19:18

Some people are campers and some aren't *stares intently at Mike*, but whichever side you find yourself on know that someone will ask you to go camping with your kids at some point in the near futu...

Kids and their pets - # 71 from 2020-07-02T09:00

Whoever said pets teach kids responsibility and empathy never had hermit crabs. Mike and Peter hear from you about what the best pet is to get for your kid. I promise you this, by the end o...

What Are Dads Best At? - #70 from 2020-06-25T09:00

Are dads experts at finding things in the fridge? No. Are they great at cleaning up or knowing the kids schedules? No and no. Where am I going with this? I don't know. But I do know there ARE so...

The Summer of Love: Kids, Camps and COVID - #69 from 2020-06-18T09:00

Summers as a parent are always deceptive. On the surface we still get a child-like joy when school is over. A brief sigh of relief. Relief that's quickly followed by that moment when we realize ...

What You Wish You Could You Do to Be a Better Parent - #68 from 2020-06-11T09:00

As parents our #1 job is to make sure we don't raise dicks. That has never been more true, or more apparent, than right now. We need less aggressive, less selfish, less bigoted assholes and more...

What do we want for our kids when they grow up? - EP 67 from 2020-05-28T10:00:28

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Thanks Ferris,  but how do we teach our kids to be ready for a world that will be hard fo us to recogn...

Introducing Mom&Buried! Mikes much, much better half - #66 from 2020-05-21T10:00

We’ve all wondered what it’s like to raise a family with mike, aka mr Dad & Buried himself. Ok, maybe “we’ve all” is a stretch and maybe it’s more like “none of us”? but either way we find o...

Having "The Talk: and Other Cringeworthy Convos - #65 from 2020-05-14T10:00

Let's face it no one is ready to have "The Talk". Not parents, not kids, not my parents, no one! To this day I still have no idea how all this works but it's my duty to pass that knowledge on to...

Is it a good idea to show your kids the movies you loved growing up? - #65 from 2020-05-07T10:00

How early is too early to show my toddler the original "IT"?  How is my 7yr old going to appreciate great filmmaking if she doesn't  watch the opening scene of "Narc"? These are VERY g...

Hardcore Quality Time: The True Price of the Pandemic - Ep63 from 2020-04-30T10:00

Interesting  board games, fun crafts, and vein-popping screaming matches are all unintended outcomes of living in quarantine. Turns out spending hardcore quality time with the fam has yield...

Sweating the Small Stuff: Tedious, Tiny Tasks of Parenting - #62 from 2020-04-23T10:00

When we think of what makes parenting so hard we often talk about the  big ticket items like (Bedtime, Bath time, meals, etc..) but really it's the small little tasks or moments in doing th...

What kids age is best? Yes, this is a trick question - #61 from 2020-04-16T10:00

Babies are adorable and teenagers are the worst, amirite? But which one would you want sitting next to you on a 6 hour flight? Ha, not so easy is it! Different ages come with pros and cons....

Getting Kids to Help: The Ancient Art of  Pressure Point Parenting - Ep 60 from 2020-04-09T10:00

Remember in olden days when people used to have kids to help around the farm. How did we go from that to begging our kids to put their socks on? Or clean up their room? How a...

Ok Fine, Kids Can Be Pretty Awesome: The Bizarro Episode - Ep59 from 2020-04-01T10:00

Okay, okay you got us. This whole Dad & Buried thing is a ruse! We actually LOVE our kids. But guess what? SO DO YOU!! This episode lands on April fools but we're not joking. We don't unders...

Parenting In the Time of Corona: And Other Such Tales - Ep 58 from 2020-03-26T10:00

What if I told you this isn't your first global pandemic. Don't believe me? Remember 'Beiber Fever'? You caught that pretty hard and survived (albeit a changed person). Mike and Pete hear your h...

Parenting During a Pandemic: Coronavirus Quarantine Dispatch - Ep 57 from 2020-03-19T13:34:30

Um...yeah, so that happened fast. It's only been a week and cities and whole countries are quarantine lockdown. The data shows a distinct correlation between child mortality rates and the number of...

Balancing Work and Family: Not As Fun as it Sounds - Ep 56 from 2020-03-05T11:00

Balancing work, family and friends was hard enough when you were single. Balancing work, family, friends, your spouse, and kids is next level hard. FUN TIMES! Oh and did I mention fitting in tim...

Managing Kids and Social Media - Ep 55 | Dad & Buried from 2020-02-27T11:00

When it comes to social media a strong defense is a good offense. Confused? Yeah, so are Mike and Pete. There's so much to watch out for especially when you consider that most apps and games the...

Naughty By Nature: Raising Kids with Different Personalities - Ep 54 from 2020-02-20T11:00

How is it that you can have kids raised the same exact way and have totally different personalities? Well it happens  so Mike and Pete just have to get over it. Or do they?....Yes, yes they...

Teenagers: Cant Live With them, Can't Live with Them - Ep 53 | Dad & Buried from 2020-02-13T12:46:48

It's coming. The changing 'tudes. Your once sweet little bundle now uses phrases like "WHATEVER, DAD!". First, you're only 11! And second, I INVENTED THAT PHRASE! The smells, the 'tude, the worry, ...

Biggest Parenting Fails - Ep52 | Dad & Buried from 2020-02-06T12:50:04

We've all made mistakes, well not me, but I hear that lots of people do. What happens when you make a mistake that affects you? More importantly what happens when you make a mistake that affects yo...

Remembering Life Before Kids: RIP | Dad & Buried | Ep 51 from 2020-01-30T11:39:55

Remember being able to meet up with friends spontaneously? Wait, why are tears streaming down your face?...What's that you say? it's all you can think about?  Well, my friend, take that memory and ...

Sibling Rivalry: A Tale of Two Sh*tties from 2020-01-16T12:07:45

Raising one kid is hard enough raising two is harder. If those two kids don't get a long it makes it hardest. Solution? Return them. It's like the `Switch Witch` but with kids.  instead of swapping...

Diagnosed: How Parents Cope when their Kid has an Illness from 2020-01-09T13:08:13

Parenting is hard, we know that.  But what happens when on top of the craziness of mealtime, bathtime, bedtime your kid gets diagnoses with an illness? Mike and Pete talk about their own kid's diag...

Year in Review: A Look Back at the Last 47 Episodes from 2020-01-02T12:10:52

We did it LIVE! Mike and Pete cover it all and answer "Would You Rather's --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dadandburie...

Lying to Your Kids: Should you do it? vs Doesn't Matter you 100% do it from 2019-12-19T13:41:46

Oh, you don't lie to your kids? Really? Santa ring a bell? How about the Tooth Fairy? What about the Switch Witch (whoever came up with that one is a real monster). You want the truth? You have to ...

Sh*tty Toys: Fun for Kids, a Nightmare for Parents from 2019-12-12T12:04:13

Why are toys hard?!! You know those toys we're talking about. The ones that kids wont' stop asking for and that require 30 mins of your time to set up, they play with for 20 mins and 30 mins of ...

All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 2) - Ep 45 from 2019-12-05T11:57

Homework, dishes, laundry, morning routine, clean up, the list of parenting chores is so long the topic was split into two episodes. Or as Pete correctly points out is kinda the gist of this whole ...

Thanksgiving or Ungratefultaking? (See what I did there) from 2019-11-27T12:52:48

Thanksgiving is yet another uniquely American  gift to the world (you heard me Canada!). It's a non denominational holiday who's sole purpose is to celebrate togetherness through eating a drinking ...

All the Chores that Make Parenting Fun! (Part 1) - Ep 43 from 2019-11-21T11:54:22

What are parenting chores? Bedtime, bathtime, mealtime, making lunches, school pickup/dropoffs...the list goes on and on. Well at leas Mike and Pete went on and on and on. So much so they needed to...

What's harder, Raising Boys or Raising Girls? - Ep42 from 2019-11-14T11:47:20

We did it! We figured it out. Using the scientific method, big data pulled from millions of data sets along the latest technology we have successfully concluded which sex is harder to raise. The th...

Which is better: Parenting When you're Young and Broke or Old and Tired? - Ep 41 from 2019-11-07T12:09:38

Ever think that you had kids at the wrong time in your life? If only you had them earlier you wouldn't be so damned tired all the time. Then again, if you had them any younger youd've lost your for...

Dad Bods: The Ultimate Guide for Parents Trying to Keep Fit, or not, After Kids - Ep 40 from 2019-10-31T12:14

So what is a dad bod? Is it an echo of your former body before you had kids just a lot softer and rounder? Yes. Are people in to dad bods? Yes, mainly dads but also some people who live on the frin...

Is Halloween Just for Kids? Yes, is the Answer to that Question - Ep39 from 2019-10-24T10:54:59

As an adult, what's not to like about Halloween? All you have to do is simply click any buy your kid a costume in a bag. Easy. Oh wait, you mean the night before they don't want to be an Avenger  a...

Antivax? More like AntiFACTS, amirite? Hahaha ...Sorry 🤦 - Ep 38 from 2019-10-17T11:21:22

How did we get here??! It's almost 2020. We should be traveling around in flying cars wearing well tailored, monochromatic jumpsuits, but instead we're trying to convince people that they need t...

Scheduling Your Life Around Your Kid's Activities: SPOLER: It Blows! - Ep 37 from 2019-10-10T10:55:14

Remember that time you wanted to go out to do that thing? Well, you can't. You have soccer practice. Then you need to pick up your other kid at dance. No, wait, it's Tuesday! Soccer's tomorrow!  Yo...

Kids TV Shows: Annoying Theme Song Edition - Ep36 from 2019-10-03T10:57:49

WARNING: This episode may contain theme tunes that you cannot get out of your head! There a few kids shows out there that are actually good *cough* Yo Gabba Gabba *cough*. But most fall onto the...

Hypocritical Parenting: Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep 35 from 2019-09-26T11:01:03

Me:  Put your phone down! My Kid: You put YOUR phone down. [5 pts away from my high score] Me: I'm working on an email!!  As parents are we the ones who are wrong for saying one thing ...

Potty Training: It's a World of S**t - Ep34 from 2019-09-19T10:55:14

Potty training has to be the best part of parenting. It has a little bit of everything, crying, shouting, lying - all things you'll do to get out of training your kid to use the potty.  So, are you...

I Have a Favorite Kid and So do You. Admit It! - Ep 33 from 2019-09-12T11:14:30

"Pfft, I don't have a favorite kid" you say as you nervously laugh laugh it off and look down at the ground. Congratulations, you played yourself, cause ya do. Those who have one one kid you're ...

Back to School: The Day We've All Been Waiting For! - Ep32 from 2019-09-05T11:41:09

WE DID IT!!!! We made it through another summer.  I know you're going to miss screaming the  "stop fighting with your brother!" and "What do you mean the beach is boring?" and "how is ...

Are We Better Parents than Our Parents? - Parenting Then Vs Now - Ep31 from 2019-08-29T11:23:10

Car seats, kids water bottles, calling parents by their first names -  all things that never existed when we were growing up. When we took car trips as kids the highlight was riding facing ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About the Dad and Buried Podcast - Ep 30 from 2019-08-22T11:54:54

It's our 30th episode so we decided to do something a little different. We (Mike) wanted to let you guys ask questions in this very special "mail bag" (or male bag) episode. Do you guys ask some re...

Parenting Double Standards: Just Do as I Say, Not as I Do! - Ep29 from 2019-08-15T11:47:23

Have you every tried to get your kids to eat a food that you don't like cause it's good for them *cough* peas *cough*? Or how about told your kids no screen time as you're scrolling through your fe...

Being the Favorite Parent is the Best of Times and the Worst of Times - Ep28 from 2019-08-08T11:19:15

Ok, so you're your kid's favorite parent. Congrats! But there's a dark underside. Much like a dealer (you) selling to an strung out addict (your kid) looking to score one more hit, in this case bei...

The Truth About Parenting: A Dad's Perspective - Ep 27 from 2019-08-01T13:40:37

There's a lot of parental sugar-coating going on. From ads with parents smiling while wiping up messes to IG accounts filled with beautiful families sitting around a table eating. What you don't se...

Why Won't These Kids EAT?!: Picky Eaters Edition - Ep 26 from 2019-07-25T12:13:02

Trying to get kids to eat so they can stay alive can be one of the most frustrating things a parent can do. Sprinkle in a little attitude and add a dollop of ungratefulness and you got the perfe...

What Happens When You Try to Raise Kids with Two Different Parenting Styles? - Ep 25 from 2019-07-18T12:45:53

Have you ever been in the middle of disciplining your kid when your spouse comes over and immediately undercuts any shred of authoritah you might have? It might go something like this "Oh relax. Th...

The Ultimate Guide to Helicopter Parents - Ep24 from 2019-07-04T14:15:55

Do you feel the itching, burning desire to control every aspect of your kid's life? Well, you too may be what doctors refer to as a "Helicopter Parent." In this episode Mike and Pete cover ...

Is Raising Kids Near Family a Good Idea? - Ep 23 from 2019-06-27T14:00:27

Is it better to raise kids near family or far...far away? How much is free baby sitting really worth? It's great that your kids are close to their grandparents, but when they come over do they real...

Summertime vs School Year: The Winner is Obvious from 2019-06-20T15:41:50

🎶Schools out for summer! 🎶 A phrase at one time filled your heart with the excitement of endless possibilities that lay ahead. Now that you have a kid, there's nothing but dread at the time an...

Father's Day - Like Mother's Day, but for Dads! from 2019-06-13T18:03:21

If you're a Dad then you've been waiting for this day all year. At least one day a year where your family has to grudgingly pretend to listen to you. IT'S MAGNIFICENT!!!...Unless you're Mike and...

How to Discipline Your Kid In 33 Easy Steps from 2019-06-11T21:35:16

Have you ever been dead ass stared down by your toddler after you told them to go to their room? Only to start counting, "1", "2"...and get stalled at "2 and a half" cause your kid just ain't mo...

Organizing and Attending Kids Birthday Parties: A Treatise - Ep19 | Dad and Buried from 2019-05-30T17:20:35

Anyone who doesn't think kids parties are brutal has never been to a 1yr old birthday, in an 700 sq ft apt, with no alcohol. Freshly triggered by recent birthday party experiences Mike and Pete ...

The Playtime Paradox: How Can ‘Playing’ Suck So Much? - Ep 18 | Dad and Buried from 2019-05-23T17:09:33

Playground, playspaces, playdates all sound fun because they have the word `play` in them. But don't be fooled all of these can suck hard. Speaking of sucking hard, Mike and Pete explore the top...

Are Pet Moms the Same as Human Moms? Also, What's Wrong with Everyone? from 2019-05-16T16:23:10

Pete knew nothing about the Pet Mom controversy that Mike started when he trolled his followers on his IG account. Mike said that  Pet Moms are not the same as Human Moms. Now, fully educat...

Best Mother's Day Gift Idea: A Day with No Kids from 2019-05-09T18:47:43

Mom's only want one thing this Mother's Day, and it's disgusting - a day without any kids. Through extensive research scientists have discovered that a little bit of effort goes a long way. So d...

Traveling with Kids FUN TIMES!!! from 2019-05-02T18:40:36

In order to go on vacation with kids you need to travel with kids. It's a vicious cycle that needs to solved! In this episode Pete's most recent travel experience with his kids has led him to tr...

Working Parents vs Stay At Home Who Has it Better? Ha, No one! from 2019-04-25T17:46:51

Who has it easier working parents or the stay at home ones? What a wonderful question. These are the wonderful kind of riddles or games we play as parents. They're great because there are no winner...

How Much Do Kids Cost? All 👏The 👏Money👏 from 2019-04-18T15:47:48

Kids cost money. PERIOD. Just how much money do kids cost? We'll tell you. Or will we? We don't know, we're not very good at this.  All we know is that If you like spending money then KIDS ...

Suburbs vs the City: Where's the Best Place to Raise Kids?...It's the City from 2019-04-11T19:36:56

If you're trying to figure out if you should raise your kids in the city or in the suburbs, then we have the definitive guide. To be clear, it's at home on our bookshelf. None of that useful inf...

Are Sports Really Good for Kids? Who Cares, They're Bad for Parents from 2019-04-04T18:21:01

Once your kids reach a certain age the weekend = SPORTS! Do kids like playing sports? Maybe. Who knows? We're too busy shuttling them from game to game, practice to practice. It takes up time du...

Go the F**k to Sleep - Bedtime: The ordeal of getting your kids to bed from 2019-03-28T20:54:26

We've read the book. We've seen the movie. Worst of all we live it everyday. How do we get these kids to go the f**k to sleep after a long day. One thing we know for sure because science has pro...

Is Drinking Really Necessary for Parents? Yes, Obviously from 2019-03-21T20:25:09

As parents all we need is something to take the edge off. Our kids aren't going to give us a break so we need to create breaks. One way and pretty much the only way to do that is with sweet, swe...

Swearing Around Your Kids and Other Bad Habits from 2019-03-14T19:51:51

Swearing. C'umon, we've all done it. Ok well maybe not ALL parents but at least the sane ones, the normal ones. Those who don't are on a different path. Remains to be seen whether it's a better one...

The Horror of Taking Kids to Restaurants from 2019-03-07T20:38:51

What are we thinking taking these kids to restaurants? It’s like yelling at home, but in front of people  through your teeth. From packing a bag full of toys to making sure you have a pleth...

Screen Time for Kids: We All Scream for Screen Time from 2019-02-28T20:04:45

Screen time, the cause of and solution to all of parents problems. Mahatma Gandhi said that - TRUE FACT! Okay, so how much screen time is good for kids and more importantly how much screen time ...

Sick Kids Edition: Stomach bugs to colds we cover it all in gross detail from 2019-02-22T18:54:05

You know that thick trail of thick green mucus that constantly hangs from your kids nose for three weeks? Yeah, of course you do. It haunts your dreams and makes you furious every time you see t...

Valentine's Day is the "IBS" of holidays for parents from 2019-02-22T18:21:53

Valentine's Day is the IBS of holidays. FACT. Why? It's irritating, it's a syndrome and the dislike comes from deep within our bowels. There's many reasons to hate Valentine's Day and we list th...

Co-Sleeping With Your Kid, Should You Do It? Nope! from 2019-02-13T19:19:40

Okay, real talk? Sleep is the currency of us parents. Why would you trade a good night's sleep for the sake of your kid. It just doesn't make sense! Look, we get it. It may seem like a good idea...

Don't Bring Kids to a Super Bowl Party, That's Crazy from 2019-02-13T19:14:49

The Super Bowl is like, well, the Super Bowl for dads. Food, drinking, and, god willing, a great game. Unfortunately, we have kids. "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad? Dad?? Dad!? Dad!!! Dad, I want to watch P...

The Worst Advice for Dads from 2019-02-10T14:56:36

If you're a dad then you've been the recipient of unsolicited parenting advice. It sucks. We expose the truth about how bad it sucks and destroy some half-shirt kids along the way. 

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