Podcasts by Dad Jokes Daily

Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!? from 2019-10-18T08:53:27

Someone’s stolen my toilet !? 😫😫😫

What’s Got More Letters Than the Alphabet? from 2019-10-17T08:50:32

What’s got more letters than the alphabet? 🤔🤔🤔

I’m Only Friendly With 25 Letters ... from 2019-10-16T08:48:35

Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...

What’s The Saddest Fruit? from 2019-10-15T08:45:52

What’s the saddest fruit? 🤔🤔🤔

Why is No one Friends With Yogi? from 2019-10-14T08:43:34

Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔

Which Vegetable Hates War the Most? from 2019-10-13T08:40:37

Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔

The Teacher Who Drew On The Window from 2019-10-12T08:39

Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?

What food do monkeys eat? from 2019-10-03T06:35:36

What food do monkeys eat?

Shout Out from 2019-08-30T07:25:55

Shout out to all those people asking ...

Holding The Door Open from 2019-08-29T08:24:36

Something pretty lovely happened today ...

Nations Capitol from 2019-08-28T08:23:05

Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?

How much does a pirate pay for corn? from 2019-08-27T08:21:12

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Hit in the head with a soda can from 2019-08-26T08:19:43

Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?

Nobel Prize from 2019-08-23T12:17:22

Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...

A Year as a Vegetarian from 2019-08-19T08:28:41

I just spent a year as a vegetarian...

Dogs Chasing People On Bikes from 2019-08-16T08:46:56

The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...

Fire Pit from 2019-08-15T08:44:34

Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...

Sign Language from 2019-08-14T08:45:28

I know sign language

The Bad Sport from 2019-08-13T08:43:22

The Bad Sport Baseball Player

Apple’s Self-Driving Car from 2019-08-12T08:37:19

Apple’s Self-Driving Car

A Good Egg Roll from 2019-08-09T08:35:46

How do you make a good egg roll?

Three Conspiracy Theorists from 2019-08-08T08:33:52

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...

What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze? from 2019-07-26T09:00

What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?

Someone Stole My Lamps from 2019-07-25T09:00

Someone Stole My Lamps

Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet? from 2019-07-24T09:00

Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?

A Car out of Spaghetti? from 2019-07-23T09:00

A car out of spaghetti?

Do French Men Play Video Games? from 2019-07-22T16:00

Do French men play video games?

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? from 2019-07-19T09:00

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

What do you call an Alligator with a vest? from 2019-07-18T09:00

What do you call an Alligator with a vest?

What do you call a dead parrot? from 2019-07-17T09:00

What do you call a dead parrot?

What do you call a nose without a body? from 2019-07-16T09:00

What do you call a nose without a body?

What do you call a communist sniper? from 2019-07-15T09:00

What do you call a communist sniper?

I’m Colour Blind?!? from 2019-07-12T09:00

I’m Colour Blind?!?

Hippo or Zippo? from 2019-07-11T09:00

What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo

Drinking Brake Fluid from 2019-07-10T10:00

My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...

Picture in Jail from 2019-07-09T10:00

Picture in Jail

My Ex-Wife Misses Me from 2019-07-08T10:00

My Ex-Wife Misses Me

My Wife Needs More Space from 2019-07-05T10:00

My Wife Needs More Space

Twenty Happy Years from 2019-07-04T10:00

Twenty Happy Years

Past, Present & Future from 2019-07-03T09:00

Past, Present and Future

I Upset Someone on The Bus from 2019-07-02T10:00

Upset someone on the bus

Is Mum a Good Cook? from 2019-07-01T10:00

Is Mum a Good Cook?

I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years from 2019-06-28T10:00

I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...

My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty from 2019-06-25T09:10:29

My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...

My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table from 2019-04-12T12:00

My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table

My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High from 2019-04-11T12:00

My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High

What Rhymes With Oranges? from 2019-04-10T12:00

What Rhymes With Oranges?

Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter? from 2019-04-09T12:00

Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?

Transcript From The Trial from 2019-04-08T12:00

Transcript From The Trial

Don't Call Me Shirley from 2019-04-05T12:00

Don't Call Me Shirley 

If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ... from 2019-04-04T12:00

If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...

Saw A Baguette at the Zoo from 2019-04-03T11:19:52

Saw A Baguette at the Zoo

I Like Telling Dad Jokes from 2019-03-29T16:00

Confession - I like telling Dad jokes ... 

Stolen Microsoft Office from 2019-03-28T16:00

To who ever has my copy of Microsoft Office ... 

What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday? from 2019-03-27T16:00

What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday???

Invisible Man's Job Offer from 2019-03-26T16:00

Why didn't the invisible man accept the job offer?

French Fries from 2019-03-25T16:00

Did you know that French Fries weren't originally made in France?

I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer from 2019-03-22T16:00

I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer ...

My Son Asked For A Bookmark from 2019-03-21T16:00

My Son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling from 2019-03-20T16:00

I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling ...

A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me from 2019-03-19T16:00

A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me

What Do You Call A Fat Psychic? from 2019-03-18T16:00

What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?

Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding? from 2019-03-15T16:00

Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?

I've Never Been to a Gun Range from 2019-03-14T16:00

I've Never Been to a Gun Range

The Rotation of the Earth from 2019-03-13T16:00

The Rotation of the Earth ...

Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel? from 2019-03-12T15:45:11

Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?

Giant Pile of Cats from 2019-03-05T16:05:42

What do you call a giant pile of cats?

Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year? from 2018-12-25T12:54:29

Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?

Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney? from 2018-12-25T12:51:42

Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?

What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal? from 2018-12-25T12:49:56

What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?

Wouldn’t Buy Velcro from 2018-12-04T17:06:13

Wouldn’t Buy Velcro ...

What Did The Grape Do? from 2018-12-03T17:05:10

What Did The Grape Do?

Jokes About Retired People from 2018-11-20T04:26

Jokes About Retired People

Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up? from 2018-11-19T05:24:55

Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up By Itself?

How Does a Penguin Build It’s House from 2018-11-17T17:10:02

How Does a Penguin Build It’s House?

What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe from 2018-11-15T09:16:36

What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe?

What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car from 2018-11-13T13:52:12

What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car?

Spanish Fireman from 2018-11-10T07:45:51

Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman?

Coffee Police Report from 2018-11-09T12:58:07

I was just reading a story about a coffee that filed a police report ...

A Joke About Paper from 2018-11-08T10:36:04

A Joke About Paper?

Pterodactyl Toilet from 2018-10-27T08:03:02

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Lose Your Contacts from 2018-10-26T07:28:54

What happens when your phone looses all its contacts?

Just A Fan from 2018-10-25T11:19:34

Just a fan, getting in touch, saying how good a job I’m doing. So. Ya’know. 😊

Prison Library from 2018-10-04T19:16:30

I've been offered a job in a prison library...

What Day Scares Eggs? from 2018-09-27T07:09:07

What Day Scares Eggs?

Nostalgia from 2018-09-14T07:13:54

Thats the thing about nostalgia ...

Pictures of Peter Pan from 2018-09-13T08:01:04

Pictures of Peter Pan

My Wife Told Me I Was Average from 2018-09-11T06:54:36

My Wife Told Me I Was Average ...

Gullible from 2018-09-10T15:41:37

Gullible

I Make Up New Words from 2018-09-07T07:41:09

I make up new words all the time ...

Refusing To Take A Nap from 2018-09-06T07:30:32

What Do You Call A Can of Soup from 2018-08-29T16:35:58

What Do You Call A Can of Soup ...

Writing a Joke About Construction from 2018-08-28T10:55:25

Writing a Joke About Construction ...

Stop Impersonating a Flamingo from 2018-08-27T17:32:58

Stop Impersonating a Flamingo ...

I Don’t Trust Stairs from 2018-08-17T12:43:28

I don’t trust stairs anymore ...

Why Are Skeletons So Calm? from 2018-08-15T18:17:17

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why is 6 Afraid of 7? from 2018-08-14T17:21:28

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

How Does Steve Get Exercise from 2018-08-08T11:28:11

How does Steve (from Minecraft) get exercise?

I’m on a Seafood Diet from 2018-08-07T07:02:40

I'm on a seafood diet actually ...

What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs from 2018-08-06T08:01:46

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What Did The Zero Say from 2018-08-04T07:20:11

What did the 0 say to the 8?

What Did The Baby Corn Say? from 2018-08-03T07:15:27

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Slept Like a Baby from 2018-08-02T12:20:19

I slept like a baby last night ...

Slept Like a Log from 2018-08-01T10:19:14

I slept like a log last night ...

Whiskey Diet from 2018-07-26T18:15:17

I'm on a new whiskey diet ...

Why Was the Big Cat Disqualified from 2018-07-24T11:17:09

Why was the big cat disqualified from the olympics?

What Did The Daddy Spider Say from 2018-07-23T07:37:02

What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?

3 DVDs Back to Back from 2018-07-21T17:34:20

Last night a friend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back ...

Sandwich Walks Into A Bar from 2018-07-20T18:41:38

A sandwich walks into a bar ...

Deleting My German Friends from 2018-07-19T10:01:12

I've deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone contacts ...

Giving Away Dead Batteries from 2018-07-18T09:39:51

I decided to give my dead batteries away today ...

Termite Walks Into A Bar from 2018-07-13T07:24:25

A termite walks into a bar ...

My Dogs Got No Nose from 2018-07-12T06:25:02

My dogs got no nose...

Invisible Man Got Married from 2018-07-11T06:39:15

The Invisible Man got married to the invisible woman...

Why Do Crabs Never Give from 2018-07-10T15:20:03

Why do crabs never give to charity...

Giraffe In A Pub from 2018-07-09T06:36:25

Man takes his giraffe into a pub...

What's E.T. Short For from 2018-07-07T07:34

What’s E.T short for?

Proud Of My Nose from 2018-07-06T07:29:42

I'm really proud of my nose...

Two Birds Sitting On A Perch from 2018-07-05T05:52:14

Two Birds sitting on a perch...

What Did One Snowman Say from 2018-07-04T14:08:39

what did one snowman say to the other...

So Afraid Of Lifts from 2018-07-03T05:51:04

I've got a friend who's so afraid of lifts...

How Can You Tell An Ant from 2018-07-02T06:14:01

How can you tell if an ant is a girl or a boy...

I Used to Be Indecisive from 2018-06-29T06:34:59

I Used to be indecisive ...

How Many Apples from 2018-06-28T06:29:28

How Many Apples Grow On A Tree ...

Mountain Climbers Baby from 2018-06-27T07:02:37

My Mate The Mountain Climber Had A Baby ...

Restaurant On The Moon from 2018-06-26T06:53:32

Restaurant On The Moon...

Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely from 2018-06-25T06:50:33

Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely ...

Call Me A Taxi from 2018-06-24T17:36:37

I Asked My Dad To Call Me A Taxi ...

Can I Watch The TV? from 2018-06-23T08:03:28

Can I watch the TV? Yes ... but ...

The Original Dad Joke from 2018-06-22T06:26:42

The original 'Dad Joke' - what's brown and sticky?

What Do You Call A Deer Part 2 from 2018-06-21T06:45:49

What do you call a deer...

What Do You Call A Deer Part 1 from 2018-06-21T06:45:42

What do you call a deer...

Long Time For A Table from 2018-06-20T07:04:46

Took the family out for dinner and it took a long time to get a table...

At The Barbers from 2018-06-19T07:04:54

I was at the barbers...

The Biggest Knight from 2018-06-18T06:43:42

Do you know who the biggest knight is...

Best Way To Communicate With Prison from 2018-06-17T17:01:11

Do you know the best way to communicate with someone in prison...

A Friend Who Lives In Switzerland from 2018-06-16T09:18:45

I've got a friend that lives on Switzerland...

Did You Hear About The Scarecrow from 2018-06-15T06:38:06

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got a medal...

Three Guys Walking Dowm The Street from 2018-06-14T06:42:32

There were three guys walking down the street...

Alright? from 2018-06-14T06:42:27

My boy asked me if I was alright...

Job In A Calendar Factory from 2018-06-13T08:02:28

Growing up I had a job in a calendar factory...

Drove Past A Cemetry from 2018-06-13T08:02:23

I drove past a cemetery the other day ...

Don't Trust Atoms from 2018-06-13T08:02:01

Don't trust atoms...

Buying Milk from 2018-06-12T16:50:02

I was in the supermarket buying milk...

Apple Store Robbery from 2018-06-12T16:33:49

I saw a robbery at the apple store today ...

Anti Gravity Book from 2018-06-12T16:29:55

I’m reading a book at the moment about Anti-Gravity...