Podcasts by Dad Meat

The Best Other Guy w/ Sam Buck&Ryan Shaner from 2023-12-13T02:04

We had Shaner & Buck going wild on this one, as we discussed eating your dead wife's box one last time, Sam's fat donk, and Shaner ruining engagements.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast fo...

Dutch Crossing Guard w/ John Kensil&Ed McGonigal from 2023-12-06T00:12

The long anticipated Dad Meat debut of our homeboy Ed McGonigal is upon us. He and Kensil blew the doors off the damn thing discussing a peculiar pickle person, Ed's ideal woman, and installing ...

White Boy Wednesdays w/ Ryan Foster from 2023-11-28T23:55

Big Dawg Foster joins us to discuss pregnant head, Indian sodas, and comedy in the weirdest place imagineable.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode and much more ...

Fitted For a Coffin w/ LeMaire Lee from 2023-11-22T17:52

Lemaire Lee joins us to discuss white dudes with heavy balls, catastrophic eye doctor appointments, and Italian lady hands.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode a...

Bat Boy Salary pt. 2 w/ Tubs from 2023-11-15T00:58

The Prince of Plumbing is back to speak on the found horrors on kids' search histories, taking no days off, and appearing on the Geraldo Rivera Show during Operation Desert Storm.

Go to P...

Knocked Out of Your Crocs w/ Na'im Ali&Dru Montana from 2023-11-08T01:01

The boys are back from the fights in Florida, discussing behind-the-scenes monkey business, international laser surgery, and an escalating roommate beef.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast ...

Dolphin Night w/ Jim Gillespie&Rob Stant from 2023-10-31T20:49

We're back with Jimmy and Rob to discuss dolphin sexuality, sassy stalkers, and cosmetic surgery fantasies. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode and much more Da...

Mrs. Goutfire w/ Jon DelCollo from 2023-10-25T15:03:40

The Gout Lord, Jon DelCollo, joins us for an afternoon of discussing the beautiful city of St. Louis, hiring a cat behavior expert, and DelCollo's secret, sexy past.

Go to Patreon.com/dad...

Dummies Guide to Vagomachs w/ John Kensil&Mike Finoia from 2023-10-18T00:08:55

We were pleased to have Kensil and Finoia join us to discuss getting kicked out of a Phish concert, being an adult video awards VIP, and milkman love stories. 

Listen to Kensil Culture po...

Taint Spray w/ Blake Wexler from 2023-10-12T21:36:18

We're joined by our buddy Blake Wexler and discussing unique smells, Vegas atrocities, and strip club etiquette.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode and much mor...

Smell's Kitchen w/ David James from 2023-09-26T23:24:54

Our buddy David James joins us for some good wholesome fun, as we discuss fetus creatine, killing grandmas, and reading other people's diaries. 

Checkout David James' special at Listen

Anne Frankly w/ Crack Amico from 2023-08-29T23:45:36

We welcome our beloved friend Crack Amico as we discuss the essence of our wigged-out brethren, Disney talent scouts, and praying for a fallen hypnotist.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast ...

Cloudy With a Chance of Squirrel Balls w/ Dru Montana&James Moss from 2023-08-23T00:23:34

Dru & Moss come through for a humdinger, as we discuss Wildwood, NJ t-shirts, porkin' chicks with ferrets, and having a Gingerbread Man for a dad. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for pa...

Bareknuckle Tennis w/ Chris Wood&Ryan Shaner from 2023-08-15T23:18:02

Timbo is on vacation, so Woodman & Shaner join the show to discuss monkey attacks, sucking back non-alcoholic brewskis, and the Throat Goat herself, Nancy Reagan.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmea...

Prayer Haterz from 2023-08-09T13:48:15

We're discussing the Alabama water war, prayer warriors, and painting with Shaner.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode and much more Dad Meat

Check out Ti...

Extra Bones w/ LeMaire Lee from 2023-08-02T13:11:01

We're joined by our dear friend, Lemaire Lee, to discuss the life and legacy of Pee Wee Herman, as well as our Staind concert recap, and notable kerfluffles. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpod...

Obliterating Blippi from 2023-07-26T15:13:03

Fresh off a feat where we destroyed children's entertainer, Blippi, we get into Tim's neighborhood crazy lady biting a cop, reconnecting with hookers, and the chilling details of the Peter Griff...

RIP Diamond w/ Rob Crews from 2023-07-19T04:17:06

The Crews joins us for a discussion on sweet lashes, office talk, and fruit boots. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Check out Tim's YouTube channel at Listen

Fruits and Vegetables from 2023-07-13T02:03:48

We're blown' our own backs out as we discuss going Full Metal Jacket at your job, diddlers getting stabbed in prison, and Diabetes Dad.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat<...

Diddler Mount Rushmore from 2023-07-07T20:12:47

We're celebrating the debut of Tim's new project, Field Trippin', while also discussing family eating styles and cool old man hobbies.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat C...

Fart Locker w/ Naim Ali from 2023-06-28T09:00

We're joined by the king, Naim Ali, as we discuss fat aunt couches, strip club settlement money, and inheriting a lawyer.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Check o...

Pilgrim Please w/ Sam Buck from 2023-06-23T23:09:32

We're joined by our homeboy Sam Buck to discuss checking in to cities with OGs, Brazilian ball lifts and haircuts after dark.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Che...

Bobs vs. Crips from 2023-06-13T22:32

We're talkin' gas truck fires, Medieval Times, and life as a fat child. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Check out Tim's Youtube channel at Listen

Kindergarten Court from 2023-06-07T09:00

Free Fritz! Tim discusses a kindergarten beef that went from the classroom to the streets real quick. After this ep, head over to our Patreon to listen to a live missing pet inquiry that takes a...

Head In a Prism from 2023-06-02T09:00

Just two dudes setting the record straight on roller rink jams, rolling on firefighters, and sucking the right one. 

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Check out Ti...

Hungry for Roadkill from 2023-05-29T13:38

We're settling in for a nice time discussing tasty roadkill, bird molds, and problematic cereal mascots.

Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat

Check out Tim's Twitch c...

One Hole Doctor from 2023-05-17T09:00

We're riled up and talkin' bout weirdo doctors, fighting students, and lady window installers.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Check out Kim's Patreon at Listen

Dookie Warriors w/ Geo Perez&Derek Drescher from 2023-05-10T11:48:08

We're joined by the bros, Geo Perez & Derek Drescher, to learn about prison wallets, cocaine tales, and finding love in prison. 

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Ch...

She a Baddy Tho w/ Kim Congdon from 2023-05-02T15:17:39

We welcome the queen, Kim Congdon, and we discuss a romantic hallway encounter with a gentleman at the studio, dudes being dudes, and ridged cooters.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dad...

Toe Suck League from 2023-04-26T13:14

Mike & Tim get to the bottom of hard-hitting subjects like a new toe-sucking league, pooped pants, and putting your wife through a headboard. 

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpod...

Best Bud Dwyer w/ Jim Gillespie&Rob Stant from 2023-04-19T11:44:01

We're joined by two thick kings, Jim Gillespie & Rob Stant, and we discuss Tim officiating weddings, alligators in the city, and wearing a shock collar to perform comedy.

Listen to part t...

Black Israelite Dunk Tank w/ LeMaire Lee from 2023-04-12T11:33

The king, LeMaire Lee, joins us to discuss Indian rap battles, losing your shorts in the pool, and broke dancing.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Check out Tim's T...

More Than Cousins from 2023-04-05T09:00

We discuss the finer points of marrying a cousin, testi tangles, and Egyptian booty secrets. 

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twi...

Driving With a Twist w/ Ryan Shaner&Mayo from 2023-03-29T09:48:21

Shaner and Mayo join us to discuss driving with a twist, Bugs Bad Bunny and prosectomies.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch....

Hot Cheeks pt. 1 w/ John Kensil from 2023-02-22T00:30:11

Kensil is back and his puppets are more terrifying than ever. We're also discussing compo face and Tim's new butt problem.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Check ou...

Ohio Balls pt. 1 w/ Na'im Ali&Rob Stant from 2023-02-15T00:18:54

We fondly look back upon our first FGR field trip to a breakfast buffet fit for kings and lady kings. We also discuss truck dentistry and fighting demons.

Listen to part two at Patreon.co...

Dave&Butterly's w/ Crack Amico&Miguel Silva from 2023-02-08T04:50

We get down and dirty brainstorming for the revamping of Dave & Buster's after a disastrous experience leaves Tim fired up and ready to take on the fun industry, aka Big Fun. 

Listen to p...

Workman's Kampf w/ Tubs from 2023-01-31T23:52:52

The Toilet King returns! We welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat to discuss bustin' quick, catastrophic butt injuries, and most importantly, the Free Uncle Allen movement. 

Listen to part two at...

Crohnly Fans w/ Amanda Gail&Keren Margolis from 2023-01-24T23:33:48

We're joined by Amanda Gail & Keren Margolis to discuss diarrhea velocity, knife hospitality and "Hey" guys.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Follow Tim at Twitch.t...

Bring on the Bunnies pt.1 w/ TaTa Sherise from 2023-01-18T00:02

This is easily an all-time great episode. Our friend TaTa Sherise joins us and blows our friggin socks off. After this ep, go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast to hear TaTa tell a massage story that...

Thin Gay Line w/ Dru Montana from 2023-01-11T03:07:14

Our homeboy Dru Montana joins us to discuss old men partying too hard, Seal Team Six Flags and military commercials.

Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Long Winter for the Haters from 2023-01-04T04:39:22

Happy new year, bubs! We're back to discuss the arrival of On Percs, slapboxing your wife in Mexico and new year's resolutions.

Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpo...

Fappy Holidays w/ John McKeever from 2022-12-29T10:30

Here's a recent Patreon ep we did with our dear friend, John McKeever. We discussed multiple day loads, solo trips to Atlanta and more tales of Tommy Pope's bird.

If you like this ep, joi...

Slam Pigetry w/ Romy Rosner&Jim Gillespie from 2022-12-21T14:44:36

Our friends Romy Rosner and Jimmy Gillespie joined us for what quickly turned into a real soda child party. We discussed Grindr, cream cheesing a coworker's bellybutton and firefighters who can'...

Shower Cheeks w/ Dan Soder from 2022-12-19T10:30

What a nice surprise getting a visit from the king, Dan Soder, who joined us to discuss cheek bustin', eating paint and getting porked by aliens. 

Listen to part two at patreon.com/dadmea...

The Money Sack w/ Matt McCusker from 2022-12-14T20:06:19

We are joined by our dear friend, Matt McCusker, and we dive right into horse play, black laborer lunches and pickled turtle tanks. 

Suck Her Punch pt. 1 w/ Na'im Ali from 2022-11-30T02:59:35

Our friend Na'im Ali joins us to discuss having our growth stunted by nuns, the consequences of a stinky Uber and a very disgusting retweet.

Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon....

Return of the King w/ John McKeever from 2022-11-23T03:32:13

Our boy John McKeever is back to act up with us and discuss disastrous medical false alarms, Gerben's animalistic appeal and some exciting new projects. 

Check out part two of this episod...

To Catch a Kid w/ Ryan Shaner&Miguel Silva from 2022-11-16T02:47:58

This one's an episode for the ages. We discuss volunteer firefighter rugby diddlers, underwater creeps, and a new million dollar show idea. 

Drywall Mustache w/ Ian Fidance&Jordan Jensen from 2022-11-09T01:27:04

Hentai Onesie w/ LeMaire Lee from 2022-11-02T00:35:46

Nobody better than LeMaire to discuss Forrest Blunt, unwanted dads and neck kisses. 

Check out Mike's new book at OnPercs.com

Check out Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly...

Live From Sankfest Vegas ft. Sam Tallent, Brian Six, Colum Tyrrell, and Gay Blind Mike from 2022-10-28T14:27

Cognyaking w/ Jon DelCollo from 2022-10-21T03:38:10

We welcome our dear friend Jon DelCollo and discuss a buck wild kayaking trip, foiled poon plans and a Skankfest experience for the ages. 

Donald Ducks w/ David James from 2022-10-12T13:30:05

We welcome David James, who joins us in doing our best Donald Duck impersonations, sharing our favorite Vegas conspiracies and a tearful apology for smashing Mike's car. 

Stolen Dahmer from 2022-10-05T03:13:12

We're sucking back non-alcoholic beers, causing workplace accidents and discussing dirty dolphin business as we eagerly await the arrival of John Kensil.

Pre-order Mike's new book, On Per...

On Percs from 2022-10-03T00:02:06

We are digging our dongs into our new digs and celebrating the release of Mike's new book, On Percs, with a special episode featuring Mike's lovely wife, Jaime, to get her perspective on Mike's ...

Studio Fifty Fuhrer w/ Tubs&John Kensil from 2022-09-19T03:07:15

We are joined by two toilet titans as John Kensil and Tubs formally meet for the first time. We discuss nightmare plumbing customers, puppetry and job-quitting anxiety.

Salami John Surgery w/ Bob Levy&John Kensil from 2022-09-12T02:56:21

We had a blast with two OGs, Bob Levy and John Kensil, as we discussed our new studio, adult romance actors and major bird surgery. 

Oogie Sting w/ Chip Chantry&John Kensil from 2022-09-05T04:29:05

We kick off our John Kensil appreciation month with a blast as John a duffel bag full of nightmares that leads to a ton of puppet talk, weird celebrity interactions and some sincere family busin...

Roots Canal w/ Na'im Ali, Rob Crews&Dru Montana from 2022-08-29T03:26:54

Na'im, Rob and Dru tickled our fancies all night, as we discussed roast battles in the woods, beatin' with the boys and George Washington's teeth. 

Virginia Thicks (Patreon Ep) w/ Ryan Shaner from 2022-08-22T18:41:29

Timbo is on vacation this week, so check out one of our favorite Patreon eps from a few months ago with Shaner.

We get spicy with Shaner right off the bat and discuss beautiful specials, ...

Reverse Urkel w/ Shawn Gardini&Christian Weckesser from 2022-08-15T03:29:47

What a treat having Big Chris and Gard Dawg on to discuss wrestling fat lady cops, watching our enemies crumble and getting yelled at by Christian's mom. 

Luchadorables w/ Chris Wood from 2022-08-08T02:53:52

We welcome The Woodman back to discuss revenge fantasies, rock climbing with Wood and problematic bones.

Bad Bobs w/ Brian Six&Charles Blyzniuk from 2022-08-01T03:31:02

Our boys Six and Blyz join us as we discuss some wayward bobs, bunkbed sleepovers and getting chased by the homeless.

Liquids of a Thousand Children w/ Ryan Shaner&Sidney Gantt from 2022-07-25T03:04:21

We welcome our boys Ryan Shaner and Sidney Gantt to discuss the horrors of foam pits, learning to headbutt and Only Fans sobriety.

Monster Truck Minor Leagues w/ Aaron Hertzog&Pete Kuempel from 2022-07-18T04:17:39

Our dear friend Jake Mattera fills in tonight for a stranded Butterly with our boys Aaron and Pete. We discuss Jake's monster truck show experience, ideal dirtball boyfriends for our moms and wa...

Toobin' Tuggin' w/ David James and Sidney Gantt from 2022-07-11T03:32:17

We are joined by Sidney Gantt and David James to discuss Tim's newfound river sexuality, taking in dying relatives and learning a few things about monkeypox in the process.

Codename: Black Claw w/ Sam Buck&LeMaire Lee from 2022-07-04T03:25:11

Sam Buck and LeMaire Lee join us for a raucous evening filled with talk of Sam getting roofied, LeMaire speaking on Cosby and a law enforcement crisis resulting from Sam spray painting a Nerf gu...

Dunston Checks Out w/ Charles Blyzniuk&Sean Clay from 2022-06-20T03:11:37

We are joined by our friends Blyz and Sean Clay as we discuss Ubering to Maine from Philly, monkey shootings and top tier escort sites. 

Mom, What's Wrong With Your Mascara w/ Tubs from 2022-06-13T04:02:37

The Don of the Toilet Game, Mr. Tubs, returns to drop gems all night long, discussing porkin' without doors, dangling carrots and singing the praises of Cleveland. 

Wildin' at Westminster w/ David James from 2022-06-06T03:26:52

Fresh out of the tomb, our buddy, David James, joins us again to discuss dog problems, the nuances of cat heads and Tim's wife beating the breaks off our boy Beezer.

Sanduskyzzz w/ Shawn Gardini from 2022-05-30T03:26:13

We're blessed with the return of The Gard Dawg. We discuss the beauty of Dolly Parton, Tim's child Benadryl haze and naturally, bussin'.

The Meat Swangs w/ Mary Radzinski&Jon DelCollo from 2022-05-23T03:25:46

Two of our best bubs, Mary Radzinski and Jon DelCollo, join us to discuss establishing the FGRmada, the power of scooters and meat-out steam room fights. 

Lady Arsonist w/ Mike Feeney from 2022-05-17T22:39:55

We are blessed with our boy Mike Feeney, who joins us to discuss lady fires, the new Cars movie and honoring dead adult film stars.

10th Member of Slipknot w/ Realonlineboy from 2022-05-16T02:48:01

We welcome an absolute king, the one and only Online Boy, and we discuss joining Slipknot, joining the bobs and aunts changing shapes.

Arnold Punch Her from 2022-05-09T02:59:16

Back to FGR basics tonight as we discuss Monster Rehab, VR fantasies and fighting at the aquarium. 

Come see us in Texas later this month and grab tix at timbutterly.com.

Swiping Bananas w/ Sarah Bell&Sidney Gantt from 2022-05-02T03:12:23

We're outta weekend jail and back with a vengeance! We're joined by our friends Sarah Bell and Sidney Gantt as we discuss the dark descent into bidets, shirtless lawnmowing and plenty of pee pee...

Swiss Army Inmate w/ Reverend Bob Levy&Mel Harris from 2022-04-18T03:31:57

We welcome our friends Bob Levy & Mel Harris to discuss gross basement cups, being honest with kids and developing a plan to release hot ladies from prison.

Craigslist+ w/ LeMaire Lee&Nik Oldershaw from 2022-04-11T03:20:35

This was a hot one baby, as our friends Lemaire lee & Nik Oldershaw joined us to discuss answering Craigslist ads, alternative lifestyle ninja turtles and oversized pet balls.

Headliner Experience w/ Ryan Long from 2022-04-07T11:15:07

We carried on like bad soda children with Ryan Long for over an hour on this surprise episode of Dad Meat. Check out Ryan's new special, "White Immigrant," available now on YouTube. 

Bust Bros w/ Tubs. Paul Fenz&Uncle Rons from 2022-04-04T03:33:43

We are joined by our boys Tubs, Paul Fenz and Uncle Ron for an FGR mastermind meeting. You know we gotta talk about busting our wives cheeks out, questionable cranking methods and just straight ...

Madea Steakhouse pt. 1 w/ Robbie Goodwin&Mike Figs from 2022-03-28T03:23:12

We're joined by Mike Figs and Robbie Goodwin of Young Guns Podcast and we're discussing unique steaks, leaving Yelp reviews on painkillers and confronting your baby mama's new man. 

Muscular Murder Dogs w/ Sidney Gantt&Jon DelCollo from 2022-03-21T02:55:53

We're blessed to have Sidney Gantt and Jon DelCollo with us to discuss lame dog attacks, cramping up during lovemaking and Sea World being dolphin sex offender jail. 

Atlanta Dynamics w/ Na'im Ali, Rob Crews&Dru Montana from 2022-03-14T02:57:42

We are blessed with the guys from Durag and the Deertag Podcast as we discuss the power of black woman compliments, getting beaten by youth coaches and mean MomMoms.

Munchkin Chunkin w/ Shawn Gardini&John Kensil from 2022-03-07T03:55:06

We are graced by the presences of Shawn Gardini and John Kensil and we discuss hot dog eating, milkman diarrhea emergencies and then the puppets pop out. 

Check out Dad Meat live on tour ...

Skindiana Jones w/ James Hesky&David James from 2022-02-21T04:06:38

What a treat! We are honored to welcome our boys James Hesky and David James back to the show. We get right into murdering your spouse in a convenience store, Hesky's skin problems and a hate-fi...

A Little Treat w/ Ian Fidance&Matt McCusker from 2022-02-18T10:00

This is a Patreon ep from a couple weeks ago that we are giving to everyone to start your weekend off right. If you enjoy it, consider joining us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast and pay whatever y...

Robert E. Wee w/ Alia Janine and Sam Buck from 2022-02-14T03:59:57

We're joined by Alia Janine and Sam Buck to discuss drinking with Jeffrey Dahmer, dictator clothing lines and children dressing up as Confederate icons.

Virginia Thicks w/ Ryan Shaner from 2022-02-07T04:00:29

Our dear friend Ryan Shaner joined us for an all time hootenanny. We got into getting hard during sporting events, getting beat up by a lady and starting second families. 

The Shaman and The Skaman w/ Matt McCusker&Ian Fidance from 2022-01-31T04:16:10

In what many are calling the most powerful podcast episode to ever hit the Internet, Matt McCusker and Ian Fidance join the boys for a soda-fueled frenzy that covers near death experiences, seei...

Take This Job and Shove It w/ Jake Mattera from 2022-01-24T05:10:30

Fresh off the high of our tour kicking off, we rejoice in the company of our beloved Jake Mattera and discuss Tim losing his job, aunts getting married in our houses and vets making euthanasia hous...

Good Will Cunting w/ Kilah Fox from 2022-01-17T05:39:48

We're back with Lady King Supreme, Kilah Fox, and we discuss billion dollar ideas, dog robots and disgusting nursing home jobs. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for a very spicy part two of...

Full Blouse w/ LeMaire Lee from 2022-01-10T03:48:51

The great LeMaire Lee joins us to discuss his new rollerskating interest, big hog stories and making empty promises to coke dealers. 

Mentally Challenger w/ John McKeever from 2022-01-03T04:16:39

We are joined by our boy John McKeever for an evening of ripped farts, Beatles birth defects and morbidly obese body pillows. 

Beauty and the Beast w/ Sidney Gantt and Jon DelCollo from 2021-12-27T03:52:15

While Tim gets his health right, Jon DelCollo and Sidney Gantt come through to discuss the Disney Vault, biting birds and talking your way out of drunk driving arrests. 

Come see us live ...

Magic In the Air w/ Shawn Gardini from 2021-12-20T03:47:33

We welcome The Gard Dawg, Shawn Gardini, who pops off about purple saxophones, neck kinks and picking up hitchhikers in the McDonald's drive thru. 

Bad Meat w/ Colum Tyrrell from 2021-12-13T04:02:44

We are joined by the king, Colum Tyrrell, to discuss our upcoming tour, the hottest old dudes and a new treatment for dementia. Check out the following dates and come have fun with us:

1/...

Gram Swap w/ Ryan Foster from 2021-11-29T03:46:52

We're joined by our one boy Ryan Foster as we discuss hot Mom Moms, terrifying food workers and Moroccan hecklers. Tim puts on a farting fireworks display for the ages that will leave you wantin...

Dad Talk w/ Sonia Z. pt. 1 from 2021-11-22T03:52:28

We welcome our friend Sonia Z. and immediately cleanse our energy with a group prayer then bellyflop right into some earnest squirt talk. 

The Great British Jerk Off from 2021-11-15T04:05:41

We are back from Skankfest South with full hearts and rock hard birds. Whole episode is centered on good vibes, gay dads and destroyed underwear. 

Check out twitch.tv/timbutterly...

Live from Skankfest South w/ Colum Tyrrell, Shawn Gardini and Chris O'Connor from 2021-11-09T12:43:17

You thought Houston had a problem before? That was nothing compared to the army of the fattest, gayest, retardedest bubs that descended upon H-Town this weekend. We carried on like soda children...

Needlejuice pt. 1 w/ Brian Six from 2021-10-31T02:47:35

The Beezer comes in swingin' a fat bird as we get into Tim's incredible Halloween costume, the powerful effect of Chucky and the intoxicating allure of wife fights.

Eating Sleep for Dinner pt. 1 w/ Anthony Moore from 2021-10-25T03:14:55

We welcome our friend Anthony Moore to Dad Meat Studios to talk about the embarrassment of surviving a jump out of a high rise, changing of the guard at strip clubs and having a group marriage c...

Ocean's I'm Eleven w/ Brian Finnell pt. 1 from 2021-10-18T02:45:25

We're carrying on like bad soda children with Brian Finnell talking about getting your cheeks clapped at Hibachi, giving the business to soldier's wives and persistent good vibes from the live s...

The Butterly Effect pt. 1 w/ LeMaire Lee from 2021-10-11T02:36:28

The Black Anime gods parted the skies and dropped LeMaire Lee right into the Dad Meat Studio for this scorcher. We got to the bottom of broken finger jerking, clapping cheeks and our incredible ...

Awnti-Freeze pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt from 2021-10-04T02:52:52

We're blessed to have our friend Sidney Gantt back on the show to talk about mediating arrests, spending quality time with our children and creating hood drinks. 

Up All Fight pt. 1 w/ Tommy Pope from 2021-09-26T05:53:45

We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.

Thick Nhut Hanh pt. 1 w/ Charles Blyzniuk from 2021-09-20T02:53:01

We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your spouse.

Pavlov's Hogs pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo from 2021-09-13T02:31:21

We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of whippits.

Go grab a shirt -...

Gateway to Hookers pt. 1 w/ Chris O'Connor from 2021-08-30T02:58:33

The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein Island. 

The Gardfather pt. 1 w/ Shawn Gardini from 2021-08-23T03:21:14

In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on kayaking, fishing and clapping cheeks. ...

Cumspringa pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt from 2021-08-16T03:38:57

Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they deserve to clap. 

Five Star Genital pt. 1 w/ Tubs from 2021-08-09T02:49:23

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked. 

Pilly Phanatic pt. 1 w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson from 2021-08-02T02:38:01

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid s...

Convicted Lakist pt. 1 w/ David James from 2021-07-26T03:56:29

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a uniq...

21 Barback Salute pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner from 2021-07-19T02:48:29

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the ...

Poop Propaganda pt. 1 w/ Blake Wexler from 2021-07-12T03:45:44

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his a...

Jack Black Genetics pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt from 2021-07-04T03:01:54

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's p...

Keepin' It One Hunnit pt. 1 w/ Matt McCusker from 2021-06-30T02:51:50

We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse. 

Karaoxycontin pt. 1 w/ Brian Six from 2021-06-21T03:05:29

We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our producer, Jake, who barely survived a near ...

Aggro Crag Pipe pt. 1 w/ Chip Chantry from 2021-06-14T03:18:10

This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins us. We talk about meeting Bud Bund...

Stretchmark Limo pt. 1 w/ Tommy Pope&John McKeever from 2021-06-07T03:58:38

We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an incredible project that never got too fa...

Open Di*k Policy pt. 1 w/ Brendan Krick from 2021-05-31T03:16:29

We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into porking in Disney and turning a nu-met...

Bahama Mama pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox from 2021-05-20T02:42:06

We decided to wild out on a Wednesday with the one and only Kilah Fox and mama mia, this was one to remember. Kilah set the tone early by threatening us with a baton, which led to Fleshlight tas...

N-triloquist pt. 1 w/ John Kensil from 2021-05-17T02:50:37

We're blessed with the presence of one of our comedy OG's, John Kensil. We farted up a storm, busted out some puppets and went cheeks deep into some hot Flintstones talk. Come have fun with us a...

Kingdom Heart Failure pt. 1 w/ The Loud Boys from 2021-05-10T03:37:43

This one is off the chain. We let The Loud Boys into Dad Meat Studios and Dalton Pruitt, Joe Gorman and Robbie Goodwin carried on like molested Muppets. Easily our most popped off episode yet. 

Kiss Your Boys pt. 1 w/ Colum Tyrrell from 2021-05-03T03:22:17

Collie Goat aka Colum Tyrrell graces us with his presence as we discuss developing romance novel ideas, slipping in slurs and Timbo coming out of a monumental funk with a renewed focus and thick...

A Dozen Esmereldas pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs from 2021-04-26T02:42:55

We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money cannot buy and we discuss the everlastin...

Doo Doo Days pt. 1 w/ John Nunn from 2021-04-19T02:55:40

The vibes were right and all cylinders were firing as we welcome our boy John Nunn. We're reaching into our trousers and pulling out some serious meat as we reminisce about quadriplegic hecklers...

Band of Mothers pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo from 2021-04-12T03:33:39

A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big Jon Stud aka Jon DelCollo returns t...

Bonus Episode: Catastrophglee pt. 2 w/ Jon Delcollo from 2021-04-09T17:34:49

Just want to send out a sweet treat to start the weekend off right. This is a Patreon episode that we enjoyed tremendously, so we wanted to share it with you and hope you will join us for all th...

Diarrhea Sobriety pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner from 2021-04-05T02:56:24

Dad Meat is back kicking, screaming and yelling some very bad words while crying barefoot as we welcome Ryan Shaner back to the show. We naturally get right back into dysfunctional childhoods, a...

Lorena Bop It pt. 1 w/ Ian Fidance from 2021-03-22T03:07:50

The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky who makes the quickest fifty bucks i...

It's Pronounced Clam-Madea pt. 1 w/ David James from 2021-03-15T02:53:40

We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals on probation. Check out Part 2 of t...

Dumbspringa pt. 1 w/ John McKeever from 2021-03-08T04:48:40

The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having your dad send you to the arcade so he...

Flatbrimliners pt. 1 w/ Brian Six from 2021-03-01T04:31:43

Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into Six's burgeoning private detective care...

The Squeaker Episode pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs from 2021-02-22T04:15:20

What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to...

OJ Symphony pt. 1 w/ Chris Wood from 2021-02-15T03:47:21

Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his h...

CatastrophGlee pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo from 2021-02-01T04:51:28

If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad...

Nerf Benoit pt.1 w/ Tommy Pope from 2021-01-25T04:03:36

We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a g...

Sugs Bunny pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox from 2021-01-18T04:14:59

We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tu...

The Fleshlot pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner from 2021-01-11T04:41:44

We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly ...

Put the R in HR pt. 1 with Sidney Gantt from 2021-01-04T04:40:26

We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the m...

Seal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever from 2020-12-28T04:53:49

We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, ...

Master and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 1 from 2020-12-21T04:25:17

Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he sp...

Dildew w/ Colum Tyrrell from 2020-12-16T21:22:14

Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes...

Cash Cow w/ H. Foley&Kevin Ryan from 2020-12-07T03:42:21

This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley’s perv for pay account before settling a...

Only Fan from 2020-11-30T03:52:44

Fresh off a butcher job at the barbershop, Mike licks his wounds with Tim’s help and they get into a heartwarming, and nearly housewarming, turkey fire, nu-metal wiggers and the horror of reveal...

Bowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski from 2020-11-23T03:50:07

Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to go to trampoline parks by yourself...

Hot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo from 2020-11-16T04:08:36

We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and workplace hot dog gun shootings.

PS ...

Children’s Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty from 2020-11-09T03:47:15

We’re warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time children’s YouTuber, but unfortunately temp...

Must Be Nice w/ Matt McCusker&Wes Rowlands from 2020-11-02T04:13:34

We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of programming harder. Celebrate our peenceane...

Real Dolls Realize Real Lies from 2020-10-26T13:56:03

We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll...

Gamma Alpha Yancey w/ James Hesky from 2020-10-19T03:26:47

The Heskiest Man Alive, James Hesky, joins us again and we are instantly popped off, getting right into Tim defacing the most sacred of religious idols and ultimately ending up with frat house h...

Saluting F-Quinceaneras w/ Sidney Gantt from 2020-10-15T04:41:17

A new day dawns as Tim leaves District 9 for the rolling hills of Northeast Philly. Joining us is our boy Sidney Gantt of Two Jacked Bros Podcast, as we look back fondly on Tim’s eventful moving...

Steven Spielbergmeatball w/ Doogie Horner from 2020-10-05T03:17:57

We are joined by one of the most prolific comedians, writers, and illustrators to ever grace the Dad Meat airwaves. Doogie Horner joins birds with us to discuss his books, processing grief and I...

Purple Scrabble Bag of Problems w/ Chris Wood from 2020-09-28T02:58:53

We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim’s block to get to the bottom of Chris nearl...

It Happened In Ibiza w/ David James from 2020-09-21T02:32:39

Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Mal...

Spuds McKenzie: Basketball Star from 2020-09-14T02:26:52

The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5’2” retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into ...

D'Hydration w/ Two Jacked Bros from 2020-09-07T02:49:50

If you’re into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in ...

Sunday Night Suck Off pt. 1 from 2020-08-31T02:39:52

The vibes weren’t right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Pro...

High Octane Words w/ Colum Tyrrell from 2020-08-22T04:16:50

There was nothing we could do to resist the seductive charm of our guest Collie Tyrrell and his thick Irish brogue. It completely disarmed us, stripped us of our clothes and insecurities and led...

Most Valuable Slayer w/ Tommy Pope from 2020-08-15T02:45:39

Tommy Pope wrecks our insides with some homespun nostalgia on excelling in child athletics, underage drinking and wrecking box on basement floors. This one is gonna make you wanna call your pare...

Kickin’ the Tires w/ John McKeever from 2020-08-08T02:46:08

We are overwhelmed with gratitude as John McKeever blesses the show with his presence. We lead off with some nuanced spunk talk which leads into McKeever offering captivating insight into trying...

Planet Parenthard w/ Brian Six&Ryan Shaner from 2020-08-01T02:55:47

Beezer and Shaner bless us with their presence and we double down on convincing Shaner to dedicate himself to his true calling: wrecking his bird for digital dollars. This bad boy is an hour of ...

Out of the Wild from 2020-07-25T02:42:36

Tim is back from the Pacific Northwest with a renewed spirit and a rock hard bird that loggers couldn’t make a dent in. Come bask in these magical mountain streams while the simpletons roam the ...

Saudi Pervert Bait from 2020-06-27T02:44:43

While wishing one another a happy anniversary to commemorate our appearance on the Tonight Show six years ago, we admit to having some sour feelings about the experience, but agree that the high...

Casino Sex w/ Mr. Tubs and Chef Chipper from 2020-06-20T04:29:50

A star-studded return to the studio features the triumphant return of Mr. Tubs and the debut of Chef Chipper. These two put on a self-made man clinic, getting dick deep in the nuances of entrepr...

Summer Camp Blues w/ David James from 2020-06-13T02:38:11

Fresh off an incredible 36 hours in the wilderness, we look back fondly at the fires we gathered ‘round, the waterfalls we chased and the friendships we cemented. David James then kicks us into ...

A Minor Celebration from 2020-06-06T03:04:59

We were honored to have a first class friggin’ sweet boy on this bad boy as we welcome LeMaire Lee. LeMaire rips our friggin’ hearts out of our chests talking about how he wants to settle down w...

Leveling Up The Program w/ Matt McCusker&Spud from 2020-05-30T02:41:56

This bad boy starts off blazing hot as Tim reveals he may have in fact become so mentally powerful that he burned a problematic neighbor’s house to the ground with his spicy thoughts. Spud then ...

The Masturbatrix w/ Chris O'Connor from 2020-05-23T03:13:09

Only blue pill we’re taking here is the kind that makes you rock hard. Other than that, we’re crushing up red pills and snorting them, getting to the bottom of Dusty Dave’s trash fire and our gu...

Thank God, I'm Gonna Piss Myself... w/ Mary Radzinski pt. 1 from 2020-05-16T02:52:59

We were blessed with the presence of Mary Radzinski, one of the greatest stand up comics in the game. She was hilarious as usual, but also went full Dad Meat, talking about the importance of per...

Wigger Forrest Gump w/ Mike Cannon from 2020-05-09T02:53:34

We were blessed with the presence of Mike Cannon, who came through swinging a fat bird that he has wielded ever since becoming a prominent child athlete that opponents feared and diddler umps lu...

Durst Case Scenario w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 1 from 2020-05-02T03:01:50

We dive deep into the nuance of numetal with DelCollo and it creates some surprising tension. All good now though. JDC rules.

Say I Didn't w/ Shane Gillis pt. 1 from 2020-04-25T03:40:48

The King blesses us live from the desert to chop it up about English hookers, becoming a musical act and the unfathomable majesty of special Avengers. Suck on this then slide over to Patreon.com...

Tugburns w/ James Hesky from 2020-04-18T03:36:03

This one is not for the faint of bird. No cowards. Get womped or get lost.

Pope's Good Friday Blessings w/ Tommy Pope from 2020-04-11T04:07:06

Tommy Pope completes his government mandated wellness check as we fend off space madness for yet another week. Cont'd over on the patreon - http...

Tiddy Babies from 2020-04-04T03:22:04

Good clean fun from beginning to end here. We're fighting off space madness in our own ways and using tight fuckin programs to keep us grounded.

Also we livestreamed this on youtube and s...

The Program w/ Wes Rowlands and Matt McCusker from 2020-03-31T04:14:10

We recorded this on Dec. 29, 2019 for the Dad Meat Podcast Patreon and it represents everything we hope to accomplish with Dad Meat. Matt McCusker not only graced us with his divine presence, bu...

Mexican Suckoff w/ Billy&Spud from 2020-03-28T04:05:08

Billy and Spud bless us with a stop on their War Mode media tour. This shit starts out popped off and sustains an unbelievable level of raw retard poignancy.

Ya Fu*ked Meat from 2020-03-23T23:17:09

Your cabin fever's about to get even hotter. Here's a banger we did a couple months back for our Patreon with Ryan Shaner and Brian Six from Ya Fucked It. There's tons of other cool shit at patr...

Greased Up Pervert Wrestling w/ Matt McCusker from 2020-03-21T01:51:44

The virus nearly stopped us in our tracks this week. Somehow we pulled through and got this heater past the microbes. It was live on Youtube too, if you can believe that. Go subscribe in case we...

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? from 2020-03-16T02:03:13

The streets are empty. Resources are running low. Birds are softening. Now is not the time to get fat.

Yeti Pube Pile w/ Tommy Pope from 2020-03-06T15:21:55

We're releasing a plume of white smoke along with this episode upload as we welcome the only pope that matters, Tommy Pope aka Pope Schlong Paul II. Tim and I fight through sickness to record th...

Uncle Beave w/ Jon DelCollo from 2020-02-29T01:58:53

While making our vision boards last weekend we came  across a picture with some pals and thought it was a great reason to reach out and spend some time with one of them. Gotta be honest this get...

School Soakers w/ Matt McCusker from 2020-02-24T02:30:13

Sorry we forgot to pick you guys up  from soccer yesterday. We got you this 2 hour scorcher with McCusker to make up for it.

Funeral House w/ Chris Wood from 2020-02-15T00:58:33

Chris Wood's Oral Presentations is the fuckin best and we're thankful to have had an hour with him Check it out.

Children's Burn Unit w/ David James from 2020-02-08T04:02:42

Jesus Christ this gets spicy fast. Wowee.

Follow David James on twitter and get his fuckin album when it hits in April. https://twitter.com/dja...

2 Dads 1 Kupsey from 2020-02-01T01:24:39

Tensions rise when two avowed pussy men encounter a lowly foot guy. Lower than dirt. Gross. Psych naw, Nick Kupsey rules and we get into the real life background for his new book Lost in the...