Podcasts by LegendLark

113. The Beating Earth (Part 15) from 2022-02-07T20:00

For better or worse, it's finally time to rescue Swan Rockson and get the fuck up out of dodge. www.damesanddragons.com 

112. The Beating Earth (Part 14) from 2022-01-10T21:00

Fran, Corbin, and Slake explore the Taitecairn to find an odd mix of the absolutely ordinary and the utterly abhorrent. Corbin tastes a bone. Slake feels a thump. Fran hears a voice. www.damesan...

111. The Beating Earth (Part 13) from 2021-12-27T19:00

Time to get sexy, everyone! The Guardians heroically avoid becoming Jokerfied, have a quick Repliku run-in, speculate about the goals of the Taitecairn, and ABSOLUTELY DO NOT cut out a man'...

110. The Beating Earth (Part 12) from 2021-12-13T19:00

After enjoying our most iconic cold open of all time, join our heroes as they gamble for teeth, question hot rogues, get targeted by assassins, battle a pile of shit, and ignore Selni's obv...

109. The Beating Earth (Part 11) from 2021-11-23T21:00

BIIIIG PAPA'S HOME! www.damesanddragons.com 

108. The Beating Earth (Part 10) from 2021-11-01T21:00

A cell, a Selni, a Red Tier, a terrible reunion, and one very precious liddle papa... www.damesanddragons.com 

107. The Beating Earth (Part 9) from 2021-10-18T20:00

Perhaps it would have been better to meet the king of Esudel under different circumstances, but shit happens. Our heroes debate peer pressure, catch up with Swan Rockson, and receive swift judge...

106. The Beating Earth (Part 8) from 2021-10-06T19:00

The Guardians take the dazzling underground metropolis of Esudel by storm. Mushrooms, technology, magnetic cart freeways, magic-hindering iron, a shadowy group of mortal-sacrificing cultists— Th...

105. The Beating Earth (Part 7) from 2021-09-20T18:00

What are magic-users to do in the face of certain magic scrambling? Why, dive for sea caves of course! The Guardians search for another entrance to the dwarven kingdom, long for Strong Betty, an...

104. The Beating Earth (Part 6) from 2021-09-06T18:00

At long last, our heroes have arrived on the continent of Berun, home to the dwarven folk of Avelis. I'm sure they won't spend their whole time here annoying, irritating, and otherwise...

103. The Beating Earth (Part 5) from 2021-08-25T00:00

Crossing a deadly sea passage toward the sound of godly dragon thunder and a dwarven continent that bans outsiders! What could go wrong? www.damesanddragons.com 

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102. The Beating Earth (Part 4) from 2021-08-09T20:00

The time has come to find away across the dreaded Jaws of Certanus. This of course calls for the assistance of an old, very disgusting friend, as well as the begrudging help of a brand new one. ...

101. The Beating Earth (Part 3) from 2021-07-27T20:00

Through the grate, through the sewers, through peril and pain and poopy... Shadows get shadowed, guards get guarded, and Betrayers— Well. www.damesanddragons.com 

100. The Beating Earth (Part 2) from 2021-07-12T19:00

The Guardians return to Hero's Gate with Falen in tow, but much has changed in the city of heroes. In quick succession, they create a family, join a family, and then—for better or for worse...

99. The Beating Earth (Part 1) from 2021-06-28T17:00

A lovely night for a lovely reunion, plus one....unexpected guest. www.damesanddragons.com

Bonus Episode: Q&A 6 from 2021-05-31T08:00

We answered your burning questions LIVE FOR OUR PATREONS! Why was Corbin left out of the ballad? Who will feed Wanda's cats?? THESE ANSWERS AND MORE, CONTAINED WITHIN! www.damesanddragons.c...

Arc 6&6D Recap: The Survivor's Ballad from 2021-05-17T09:00

Welcome back to Recap News!!!!!! Let's review, shall we? www.damesanddragons.com 

98. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 19) from 2021-05-03T23:00

Threads converge at the Crater. www.damesanddragons.com 

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97. 6D Dream Dames Drop Dragons Distance Dinterlude (Part 2) from 2021-04-19T18:00

Fran and Falen face the beast, among other things. www.damesanddragons.com 

96. 6D Dream Dames Drop Dragons Distance Dinterlude (Part 1) from 2021-04-05T21:00

And in the distance... is that stars? www.damesanddragons.com

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95. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 18) ft. Andrew Palmer from 2021-03-22T18:00

The ancient temple reveals its secrets, but Rupert does not reveal his. In the meantime, two demons have a moment, Corbin goes to sleep, and a deal is made. from 2021-03-08T20:00

Our heroes venture into an abandoned temple to find out more about the Void and the way out of it. On their way, they speak lizard, forcibly befriend a demon, and hear a sweet little song. Listen

93. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 16) ft. Andrew Palmer from 2021-02-22T21:00

Another day, another mysterious stranger who knows things they shouldn't. Slake follows the clues. Corbin violates DARE. And Rupert... is a librarian.  from 2021-02-08T05:00

 Corbin, Slake and Wilbur delve deeper into the Torvaic Temple! Printing presses are profaned, pedestals are pillaged and inquiries are evaded. www.dame...

91. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 14) ft. Celeste Conowitch from 2021-01-25T18:00

Corbin and Slake attend a magic show, roll to fall in love, infiltrate a cult, and speculate about the nature of Torva's relationship with his adherents.  from 2021-01-11T11:00

Traps and puzzles abound in the Temple of the Killoni as the hunt to find the missing cat ramps up! www.damesanddragons.com

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89. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 12) ft. Lysa Penrose from 2020-12-28T11:00

Slake and Corbin are on the hunt for a cat in a village where four human people are missing. www.damesanddragons.com

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88. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 11) ft. Noel Shiri from 2020-12-14T10:00

Corbin, Slake, and The Seeker find common ground in their fight against the bourgeoisie!  Eyeballs are burned, Coins are tossed to Witchers, and secrets are revealed in this tantalizing episode ...

87. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 10) ft. Noel Shiri from 2020-11-30T12:00

Corbin and Slake enter the world of erotic poetry!  They also meet an elf who seems... familiar somehow?  Dinosaurs, Hedgerows, and Calm Emotions abound in this episode of Dames & Dragons! <...

86. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 9) ft. TK Johnson from 2020-11-16T16:58:38

Corbin and Slake continue their attempts to untangle the mystery they’ve been caught in, with the help of a meddling kid. Disguises, intrigue, secret trysts! What darkness lies in the hearts of ...

85. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 8) ft. TK Johnson from 2020-11-02T16:24:58

Corbin and Slake arrive in the bustling city of Nakama, where they receive a mysterious present, are framed for murder, and intellectually intimidated by an 11-year-old. www.damesanddragons.com ...

84. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 7) ft. Rudy Basso from 2020-10-19T13:00:14

Our heroes continue their climb up The Broken Tower to rescue their friend/enemy, and get a whole lot of bruises for their trouble. www.damesanddragons.com

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83. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 6) ft. Rudy Basso from 2020-10-05T15:00:17

Corbin and Slake head across the sea, on their way to the wild continent of Volla. However their voyage is interrupted when they spot an old friend doing something incredibly dumb. www.damesandd...

82. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 5) ft. Amber Seger from 2020-09-21T16:37:33

Corbin and Slake meet Spritz The Candy Man! Together they explore some ice caves, fight some really big legged boys, and learn the true meaning of non-lethality. www.damesanddragons.com
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81. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 4) from 2020-09-07T11:31:11

Corbin and Slake enter the treacherous temple of Vascus, The Shadowmaker, where they are faced with deadly traps, frightening foes and worst of all: emotional vulnerability. www.damesanddragons....

80. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 3) from 2020-08-24T12:30:26

Corbin has a mysterious dream, and our heroes depart from horse camp. Who knows what dangers they will face on the road to Doval? A stranger asks a difficult question. www.damesanddragons.com Listen

79. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 2) from 2020-08-10T14:00:12

Slake and Corbin spend a night and a day at horse camp, and learn the true meaning of horse friendship. Also maybe join a horse cult. www.damesanddragons.com

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78. The Survivor's Ballad (Part 1) from 2020-07-27T14:52:28

The remaining guardians rest, recover, say their goodbyes to Ilfra, and begin their journey to a place they never imagined they would go... www.damesanddragons.com

Bonus Episode: Q&A 5 from 2020-06-15T10:00:14

You had Q's, we had A's. Talking points include: writing advice, animal crossing, stories from high school about terrible things witnessed in environmental science class. www.damesandd...

Arc 5 Recap: The Weeping God from 2020-06-01T21:25:23

Welcome back to Recap News! This is Kaitlin and I did my best! www.damesanddragons.com

77. The Weeping God (Part 18) from 2020-05-19T02:21:55

All that's left to do is fight. www.damesanddragons.com

76. The Weeping God (Part 17) from 2020-05-04T17:54:28

Just before every great cataclysm, there must needs be a party!!!!! Slake becomes married, Corbin and Burger Jerger drink crow tea, Maeri receives guidance, and Fran and Falen...talk. www.damesa...

75. The Weeping God (Part 16) from 2020-04-21T22:13:43

Questions, experiments, uncertainty, pain, and always grave prices to pay... welcome to Being A God 101. www.damesanddragons.com

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74. The Weeping God (Part 15) from 2020-04-08T22:07:27

Aldin: scarredCecilia: doubledFran: the doubleFalen: target practiceSlake: snakeCorbin: reunitedMaeri: crazyHuugin is forcefully removed from the sky. www.damesanddragons.com

73. The Weeping God (Part 14) from 2020-03-23T22:29:02

Orestes throws down, Fran and Slake square up, Corbin flies in, and Falen faints a lot. www.damesanddragons.com

72. The Weeping God (Part 13) from 2020-03-09T22:56:26

Previously, the plan was to rescue Falen, but now the plan is to RESCUE FALEN. www.damesanddragons.com

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71. The Weeping God (Part 12) from 2020-02-24T17:45:43

Vespria arrives to slay the scorpos, Fran learns a wild new skill, Corbin becomes a monkey, Slake is FINE, and...someone has to stay behind. www.damesanddragons.com

70. The Weeping God (Part 11) from 2020-02-11T21:14:09

Slake broods, Maeri looks on the bright side, Corbin gains 24 legs' worth of new friends, and Fran delivers the ultimate death blow. www.damesanddragons.com

69. The Weeping God (Part 10) from 2020-01-21T21:23:24

Just a routine meeting with Dashing Dawson. www.damesanddragons.com

68. The Weeping God (Part 9) from 2020-01-06T23:51:19

Fran has her expectations betrayed, Slake and Maeri engage in a museum heist caper, and Corbin didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning. www.damesand...

67. The Weeping God (Part 8) from 2019-12-11T00:20:49

The infiltration of Ilfra--the ilfratration, if you will--begins with slick, subtle subterfuge, and then everything promptly goes to shit. www.damesanddragons.com

66. The Weeping God (Part 7) from 2019-12-03T23:15:31

Alden? ALDEN? ALDENNNNNNN!!!!!! www.damesanddragons.com

65. The Weeping God (Part 6) from 2019-11-11T21:57:49

With Huugin gone, our heroes take on his nest. Fran commits monkey crimes against nature, Corbin sees flower petals, and Slake is invisible. www.damesanddragons.com

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64. The Weeping God (Part 5) from 2019-10-28T21:28:06

Our party learns the scale of Torva's siege of Ilfra, Corbin spies on the gods in his dreams, Bruva screams under the lake, and Aldin leads the Guardians to the monster nest. www.damesanddr...

63. The Weeping God (Part 4) from 2019-10-18T22:58:56

Into the woods we go! A daring rescue, several arguments, and monkeys??? Spiders?? Monkeys??????? The Guardians take part in a turn-based friendship RPG and Slake deals major damage. www.damesan...

62. The Weeping God (Part 3) ft. Stan Ferguson from 2019-09-09T22:29:35

At last the time has come to meet Varahara, Lord of the Boar, and also the elven boy who lives among his piglets. www.damesanddragons.com

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61. The Weeping God (Part 2) from 2019-08-27T00:26:52

The Guardians quickly go from hearing about the battle to being right in the middle of it. Fran gets some "cool" "items," Slake's reflexes are going, and Corbin shadows ...

60. The Weeping God (Part 1) from 2019-08-12T23:24:44

The Orcish settlement of Ch'kall Ch'harr has many wondrous things to offer, including a reunion with an old friend, a reunion with an old Dickhead, and a very unfortunate chase sequenc...

Arc 4.9 Recap: A Fragmentary Passage from 2019-07-16T16:13:54

Welcome back (again) to Recap News!! A wild mini-arc earns an equally wild recap. www.damesanddragons.com

Arc 4 Recap: Court of Spears from 2019-07-16T16:11:52

Welcome back to Recap News!!! Here for all things intrigue, nobility, and spy mission is the recap of the fourth full arc of Dames and Dragons, Court of Spears! www.damesanddragons.com

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59. 4.9 A Fragmentary Passage (Part 4) from 2019-07-01T23:38:39

In the final episode of our fragmentary passage, we have an appalling time limit, a secret, a visit to Slake's art gallery, and a rather ominous look at what comes next. www.damesanddragons...

58. 4.9 A Fragmentary Passage (Part 3) from 2019-06-17T23:08:31

The Tower of Pavilla reveals more truths than any of the Guardians bargained for. www.damesanddragons.com

57. 4.9 A Fragmentary Passage (Part 2) from 2019-06-04T00:56:52

Slake has a fateful reunion with old friends and then gives the rest of the Guardians a very special cave tour. A very slimy, poisonous cave tour. A very dangerous, tenuous, rocks-fall-everyone-...

56. 4.9 A Fragmentary Passage (Part 1) from 2019-05-21T01:48:55

Our heroes find themselves between destinations, between realms, and between Kai and Torva. www.damesanddragons.com

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Bonus Episode: Q and A 4 from 2019-05-06T23:20:22

From the depths of the Dames Patreon livestream, questions! Answers! As always, we come up with an elaborate fanfiction about our own characters. A good time!!!!!!! www.damesanddragons.com
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55. Court of Spears (Part 18) from 2019-04-23T00:34:22

As they look ahead to the siege of Ilfra, our heroes recruit the help of the same people they've been investigating, and not without another courtly manipulation or two. www.damesanddragons...

54. Court of Spears (Part 17) from 2019-04-09T00:46:26

The Guardians confront the Slayer. www.damesanddragons.com

53. Court of Spears (Part 16) from 2019-03-26T00:20:38

The Guardians head back to Madrea to confront the culprit, but the Celebration of Life has already begun. Our heroes reunite with the Court of Spears, send Dodson Goodson on a quest, and cause q...

52. Court of Spears (Part 15) from 2019-03-11T23:04:50

Threads converge as the Guardians spend the last of their time on Sparrow Island with a bloodthirsty ape, an inconsolably sobbing Corbin, and the apparent return of the patron god of the pirates...

51. Court of Spears (Part 14) from 2019-02-25T23:35:50

The party splits even further. On Sparrow Island, our heroes discover game-changing information as Slake makes a deal, Maeri develops leadership skills, Fran pulls a Yoda, and Corbin...can take ...

50. Court of Spears (Part 13) from 2019-02-11T23:47:54

The Guardians explore Sparrow Island separately, and then together, and then apart again. Corbin steals, Fran lies, Slake kidnaps, but it is the land of the pirates, after all. www.damesanddrago...

49. Court of Spears (Part 12) from 2019-01-28T21:36:56

Our heroes set out for Sparrow Island, the pirate lair on the sea near Madrea. Maeri keeps herself safe, Fran is reunited with her boat, Slake gets caught up in an arm wrestling wager, and Corbi...

48. Court of Spears (Part 11) from 2019-01-14T23:22:32

After a Dashing Diversion, the Guardians' investigation leads them to the house of Dirk Helmshire, Lord of the City. Fran has a bathroom situation, Slake offers to kill a man in cold blood,...

47. Court Of Spears (Part 10) from 2018-12-31T23:21:38

The Guardians speak with Queen Tenevine's wife, break fast with Falen, and Maeri discovers an aspect of her godhood she hadn't considered before. www.damesanddragons.com

46. Court of Spears (Part 9) from 2018-12-17T22:49:41

The Guardians put on their detective hats and investigate Helmshire's poisoning only to realize the conspiracy goes far beyond their own intimate gathering. One of these beloved characters ...

Special Episode: Podcasts Of Ravnica Oneshot from 2018-12-04T00:03:18

A oneshot set in the world of Ravnica that we produced for Podcasts of Ravnica: Join Golgari Swarm agents Yysyll, a dark elf necromancer, Eggie, a ranger convert from the Simic Combine, and Jare...

45. Court of Spears (Part 8) from 2018-11-19T23:27:42

Fran spies around the palace and finally comes to a conclusion about Dodson Goodson. Corbin confronts his friend Nguyenian about "Lord Andolen." Then, the time for the Intimate Gatheri...

44. Court of Spears (Part 7) from 2018-11-05T23:25:01

The group checks in with the Bronze Order Temple, gets immediately banned from Fran's ship, and reads some good, good memoirs. Corbin flips a bed (and his shit), Fran has a no-good very bad...

43. Court of Spears (Part 6) from 2018-10-22T23:22:38

It's diiiiiinnneerrrr time! The secrets of the court unfold bit by bit as our heroes befriend various middle-aged women. Corbin does a good, Fran runs at least a thousand miles, and Slake c...

42. Court of Spears (Part 5) from 2018-10-08T23:24:41

The party splits up to determine the whereabouts of Lord Andolen, go to a cave concert and interrogate some pirates, and later they reconvene for dinner with the queen. Corbin immediately gets d...

41. Court of Spears (Part 4) from 2018-09-25T01:22:01

The Guardians dive headfirst into the intrigue of the court, a world of clothes and finery and verbal sparring. Corbin craves cold cuts, Fran prays for amnesia, Slake dresses like a Torva worshi...

40. Court of Spears (Part 3) from 2018-09-10T23:49:24

Kai’s journal reveals new secrets and new abilities, our heroes get some sick new clothes, an old friend shows her face, ancient lore has new meanings, and Maeri has...concerns. damesanddragons....

39. Court of Spears (Part 2) from 2018-09-04T17:16:09

Slake finally meets the Guardians, the city of Madrea begins to reveal its secrets, and several fancy invitations are received. www.damesanddragons.com

38. Court of Spears (Part 1) from 2018-08-13T22:48:35

Corbin, Fran, and Maeri do battle on the sea while Slake fights their way through the city of Madrea. There are picks and puns and also that song from the Prince of Egypt, among other musical nu...

Bonus Episode: Q and A 3 from 2018-07-23T23:42:43

It's time to answer your sweet questions! Hannah Culbert is in the mix!!!! Join us as Noel terrorizes everyone around her and receives endless compliments and praise in return. www.damesand...

Arc 3&3.5 Recap: The Gray Manacle from 2018-07-17T01:34:56

Welcome back to Recap News!!! This recap is ideal for the listener who wants to skip ahead in the story, the listener who just wants a refresher, and the listener who left their podcast app play...

37. 3.5 Final Chapter Prologue (Part 3) from 2018-07-02T22:35:53

Meet Slake. www.damesanddragons.com

36. 3.5 Final Chapter Prologue (Part 2) from 2018-06-18T22:15:37

The voyage continues, and the mystery of the creature in the cargo hold unravels. It's just like all good family vacations: Corbin tries to set up a summer fling. Maeri gets motion sick. Fr...

35. 3.5 Final Chapter Prologue (Part 1) from 2018-06-04T22:07:52

A time between times, a story between stories, an arc between arcs. The party says goodbye to Danmar, among other things, and then ventures forth toward new adventures by sea. Like, is any of th...

34. The Gray Manacle (Part 10) ft. Rudy Basso from 2018-05-21T23:58:27

The final confrontation with the Gray Manacle, and a goodbye. www.damesanddragons.com 

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33. The Gray Manacle (Part 9) ft. Rudy Basso from 2018-05-07T22:33:11

The infiltration of the Blue Palace is a challenging affair, even with the King of Danmar himself on your side. Stone golems, ladders, fry bread throwing cooks, Gray Manacle goons as far as the ...

32. The Gray Manacle (Part 8) from 2018-04-23T23:42:39

Maeri comes face to face with the people she's been avoiding, Laika mentors her mentor, Fran makes several bad jokes, Corbin paints a picture, Berand acts like an idiot, and the King of Dan...

31. The Gray Manacle (Part 7) from 2018-04-09T19:48:24

The disappearance of a king is no small matter, and the sacking of the Blue Palace certainly doesn't help. Fran prays, Laika wrestles, and Corbin briefly becomes the most terrifying, wondro...

30. The Gray Manacle (Part 6) from 2018-03-26T18:24:15

The Party of the Century. The Performance of a Lifetime. The Halfling Man Inside Our Hearts. All this, but the Guardians also encounter their worst nightmare, an all out brawl, a strange dream, ...

29. The Gray Manacle (Part 5) from 2018-03-12T19:20:28

CAN OUR HEROES FREE THE ESTRAN PRISONERS, FIGHT A MAN NAMED GRAVY, HAVE AN EMOTIONAL REUNION, ENTER THE AVATAR STATE, DON INCREDIBLE PARTY LOOKS, AND GET BERAND AND FELINA TO FALL IN LOVE--ALL B...

28. The Gray Manacle (Part 4) from 2018-02-26T14:43:28

The Guardians matchmake like their lives depend on it, report their findings on the Gray Manacle to the proper authorities, cause a grown man to pee himself, nearly adopt a child, and then go on...

27. The Gray Manacle (Part 3) ft. Rudy Basso from 2018-02-12T15:00:11

Time to kill Zaroth! Everyone get ready to make him dead! It's murder o'clock for Zaroth, guys! This episode also features: a mysterious thread of ink, an emotional conversation, and a...

26. The Gray Manacle (Part 2) ft. Rudy Basso from 2018-01-29T15:22:04

Corbin negotiates with his jailor while Laika, Fran, and Maeri take on the black market. Sometimes you solve problems with illusion magic, sometimes with friendship, and sometimes with seagulls....

25. The Gray Manacle (Part 1) from 2018-01-15T14:52:30

Arc 3 begins! Downtrodden, our heroes return to Danmar. On the way, they open Kai's journal, find some weird crates, and make a Final Fantasy-ass friend. A new mission arises, and a new hop...

Lore Vignette: Killonio&Killonia (ft. Juniper) from 2017-12-25T14:32:35

The untold story of the thief and the trickster. www.damesanddragons.com 

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Bonus Episode: Q and A 2 from 2017-12-11T20:33:34

QUESTIONS! ANSWERS! BOTH!!! HERE! RIGHT NOW! www.damesanddragons.com

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Arc 2 Recap: Into Avelis from 2017-11-27T13:29:23

Hello and welcome back to Recap News, where we have outdone ourselves by this time compressing 15 hours of gameplay into a mere 20 minutes. This recap is ideal for the listener who wants to skip...

24. Into Avelis (Part 15) from 2017-11-13T15:59:24

The Temple of Iol burns, and the Guardians approach to do battle. www.damesanddragons.com

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23. Into Avelis (Part 14) from 2017-10-30T16:45:17

Searching for the Vault right under the nose of Falen the Betrayer turns out to be a stranger endeavor than expected. Clues about Torva's treatment of Maeri begin to become clearer as the G...

22. Into Avelis (Part 13) from 2017-10-16T14:15:03

These things do happen... You become an ant all alone in a horrible villain lair, you lose intelligence to make people go blind, you get tortured for information, etc. But there are also unexpec...

21. Into Avelis (Part 12) from 2017-10-02T12:33:47

Torva's Jaw, Torva's Jaw, what horrors await in Torva's Jaw? Corbin briefly becomes a charity case, Fran briefly becomes an incorporeal spy, and Laika remains obsessed with every ...

20. Into Avelis (Part 11) from 2017-09-18T10:45:06

The Guardians are climbing a mountain. Why are they climbing a mountain? To find Torva's Jaw. To steal...from that jaw. To protect sweet, wonderful Maeri. To envelop that Maeri (in the Torv...

19. Into Avelis (Part 10) from 2017-09-04T11:16:58

Hypothetically speaking, if the Guardians were to survive the waterfall, then this episode would include an arrival at the Temple of Iol, a primer on Tiefling history, an encounter with Dashing ...

18. Into Avelis (Part 9) from 2017-08-21T13:04:13

Laika and Corbin give chase to the dark divine presence in the tower while Fran and the Goddess do damage control. Then, our adventurers press onward down the road toward new possibilities, puzz...

17. Into Avelis (Part 8) from 2017-08-07T14:09:52

Dreams, woods, and the infinite library. The Guardians and the Goddess trek toward the Tower of Wivvel, seeking to learn the common tongue of Avelis. They come upon a small town, solve a riddle,...

16. Into Avelis (Part 7) from 2017-07-24T11:39:20

Our Guardians discover ever more confusing details about the life of the Goddess, arrive at Fang Lake, and fight for their right to big swords. Most memorable of all, Mashing Mawson and his Meal...

15. Into Avelis (Part 6) from 2017-07-10T10:57:10

The city of Danmar: a place dripping with clues about our story, wonders of architecture, and incredibly embittered staff members... The Guardians speak with the professors from Madria, at long ...

14. Into Avelis (Part 5) from 2017-06-26T09:40:04

The Guardians fight a Dracolich, take a rest, and arrive in Danmar. Fran comes to a tenuous understanding and finds a home while Laika and Corbin become hardened criminals. www.damesanddragons.c...

13. Into Avelis (Part 4) ft. Hannah Culbert from 2017-06-12T10:25:40

Fran causes problems, Laika seeks information, and Corbin handles everything with the kind of finesse we've come to expect. They meet Dashing Dawson, a slick merchant with a beautiful donke...

12. Into Avelis (Part 3) ft. Hannah Culbert from 2017-05-29T11:10:45

In the middle of a desert, oases and marketplaces alike are unlikely. Laika haggles for food and meets a new friend whilst Corbin and Fran sell their spoils. And even now, far from home, an anci...

11. Into Avelis (Part 2) from 2017-05-15T11:51:31

Fran and Corbin astral project out of the afterlife and into some interesting new friendships. Laika makes a difficult choice, a difficult meal, and a difficult journey. Survivors of Estra seem ...

10. Into Avelis (Part 1) from 2017-05-01T08:47:57

Well, guys, the Guardians are totally dead now. Wait, no. Just Laika is dead. Or was it the Goddess? No, no, no... Fran and Corbin. That's it. But, wait. Anyway, tune in for the first episo...

Bonus Episode: Q and A from 2017-04-03T10:07:23

In this incredible bonus episode, the Dames discuss character creation, pop culture influences, dump jokes, snacks, favorite moments, and dogs. Thanks for the Q's, everyone!!!! Now, take a ...

Arc 1 Recap: Festival of Lights from 2017-03-27T12:04:26

Welcome to Recap News, where we boldly attempt to compress 9 hours of game-play into a 20 minute recap episode. This recap is ideal for the listener who wants to skip ahead in the story, the lis...

Dames and Dragons Promos from 2017-03-20T11:35:25

Wow. Incredible content. Promotional material. Amazing. Wow. Thank you so much to everyone who shares, reblogs, and spreads the word about Dames and Dragons!!! www.damesanddragons.com/promo

09. Festival of Lights (Part 9) from 2017-03-13T09:48:08

At long last, Fran, Laika, and Corbin come face to face with the faceless one. Time runs short as they scramble to piece together scraps of evidence. The Goddess assures them that everything wil...

08. Festival of Lights (Part 8) from 2017-03-06T11:36:39

The waterfall cave presents more challenges than expected, Fran finds an unwelcome clue, and protecting the Goddess gets more confusing than ever. Also, the cast perpetually forgets whether they...

07. Festival of Lights (Part 7) from 2017-02-27T10:03:54

As the old saying goes: when life gives you a bathroom, turn it into a devastating hole in the floor. This week on Dames and Dragons, the Guardians check on their party friends, lie to another a...

06. Festival of Lights (Part 6) from 2017-02-20T09:58:46

As their quest to find the shade-y perpetrators continues, the Guardians go to the one place they know they'll be able to find reliable information, the beefcake barracks. Wait, no. The rag...

05. Festival of Lights (Part 5) from 2017-02-13T10:38:44

Following a trail of clues that seem to reveal more questions than answers, the Guardians investigate the Undertemple and prepare for the Festival of Lights. In the meantime, Fran impersonates a...

04. Festival of Lights (Part 4) from 2017-02-06T08:39:57

The Goddess has a quest for our guardians, and a great mystery begins to slowly take form. New enemies must be defeated: Shawn, Shane, Lampshade, and, most importantly--bread mold. Laika goes on...

03. Festival of Lights (Part 3) from 2017-01-30T10:28:27

The Guardians face their toughest challenge yet: a octa-- pentag--HEXAGONAL room. Laika continues her quest to understand human culture through Corbin, who isn't quite sure what a human is,...

02. Festival of Lights (Part 2) from 2017-01-23T10:39:11

Sometimes in life, you and your friends just have to make a mortal flesh tower to get through the day. As the Trials continue, Corbin has an unfortunate encounter with a watery grave, disappears...

How to Play Dungeons and Dragons from 2017-01-14T15:32:43

This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your person...

How to Play Dungeons and Dragons from 2017-01-14T15:32:43

This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your person...

How to Play Dungeons and Dragons from 2017-01-14T15:32:43

This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your person...