Podcasts by Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast
A podcast about two old friends reconnecting via replaying Final Fantasy and Role Playing Games of their youth in an attempt to discover if nostalgia holds up to reality.
Further podcasts by Damn Chocobo Rich and Jake
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Damn Chocobo Episode 130: Chrono Trigger pt 2 from 2023-11-20T22:28
OMFG This episode was completed way too long ago and I forgot to upload it.
We play more Chrono Trigger and its very good. The end.
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Damn Chocobo Episode 129.5: Chrono Trigger character discussion from 2023-10-04T19:10
Rachel and Jake start what was supposed to.a short audio clip for social media that blew up into a full on mini-episode. Complete with shit-tacular audio, we talk about if Chrono is an interesti...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 129: Chrono Trigger pt 1 from 2023-07-17T21:55
Listen, it takes 29 minutes for actual Chrono Trigger talk to start and thats AFTER editing the heck out of it. You know the deal by now, we're terrible at this and not gunna change any time soo...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 128: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 5 - ReMind from 2023-05-09T17:33
After totally forgetting we finished recording Rachel finally gets around and edits/uploads this episode!
After around 28 minutes we finally talk about Kingdom Hearts 3's DLC - R...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 127: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 4 from 2023-03-06T19:45
After a brief - for us - 14 minute catch up on other nonsense, Rachel and Jake get down to business and talk about the game finale to Kingdom Hearts 3... and unexpected show a shift in overall t...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 126 - Year End Spectacular 2022 featuring TMNT Arcade games from 2023-01-21T20:57
Rachel and Jake sit down to bid goobye to 2022 the only way they know how. By sitting down with some drinks and playing old games while also swearing a lot. This year we sit down with the recent...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 125: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 3 from 2023-01-05T21:25
RACHEL and Jake return after an absurd time away (seriously the last few months have been WILD!) to get through the last bit of the less good stuff in Kingdom Hearts 3, just in time to save all ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 124: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 2 from 2022-10-23T20:02
Jake and Rich (or is it.... Rachel?!?!?!?) get back to business after a somewhat insane delay to continue our run through Kingdom Hearts 3!
Game talk starts around 25 minutes in where to ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 123: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 1 from 2022-07-04T01:59:42
Opening with 35 minutes discussing the Obi Wan miniseries from Disney + we eventually FINALLY get around to discussing what goes down in Kingdom Hearts 3. Sora losing is mojo like a complete chu...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 122: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 0.97565/2 days from 2022-07-04T01:48:32
After 35 minutes of discussing the early episodes of Obi Wan and giving updates on our collecting hobbies (YES I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE GOT TO THE POINT) we almost kind of start talking about Kingd...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 121: Game Music Celebration 2022 from 2022-06-12T19:50:51
Rich and Jake take a brief break from talking about and replaying old RPGS to give some of our favorite game music a proper spotlight. Prepare for a lot of kickass tunes and gushing about drums,...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 120: Final Fantasy Tactics part 13 from 2022-05-14T20:14:54
After 18 minutes of typical catchinig up nonsense, Jake and Rich get down to talk about the finale of Final Fantasy Tactics.
Tragedy and Triump, a very long optional dungeon, obtuse rare ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 119: Final Fantasy Tactics part 12 from 2022-03-17T02:43:44
After 22 minutes of talking about starting a new job and Batman stuff we get down to getting down and during into the PENULTIMATE CHAPTER of our Final Fantsy Tactics playthrough. Family Drama be...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 118: Final Fantasy Tactics part 11 from 2022-02-08T22:58:37
After what feels like constant wild ass life events the duders (and occasionally Rich's daughter Darcy) FINALLY get it together and put out ANOTHER EPISODE! After a brief 10 minute catch up on ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 117: A Realm Reborn story quests levels 1-20 from 2022-01-27T22:58:57
On a bit of a whim, Rich returns to the world of Final Fantasy XIV to give it a second look and see for himself just how much it has improved since the guys checked it out last on the show!
Damn Chocobo Episode 116: 2021 Year End Celebration featuring Diablo 2 from 2021-12-30T22:07:09
Rich and Jake celebrate 2021 coming to a close by popping some drinks, playing Diablo 2 and talking about their favorite games, movies, tv shows, and other things of the year!
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Damn Chocobo Episode 115: 10 Year Anniversary Special! from 2021-12-16T03:12:34
Damn Chocobo, the best-worst Final Fantasy podcast in the fandom, celebrating their 10 year anniversary!
December 2011 to December 2021 (AND COUNTING!!!!)
Shout out to all the list...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 114: Final Fantasy Tactics part 10 from 2021-12-01T03:25:51
After 26 minutes of holiday talk, some catching up on shows, and Rich discussing the Alan Wake remaster we get right back at it with Final Fantasy Tactics. More Delita scheming, the complete scr...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 113: Final Fantasy Tactics part 9 from 2021-11-18T03:18:15
After opening with some thoughts on the Sephiroth character and how he's been handled (and possibly will be handled in the future) along with some upcoming Disney + announcements - 24 minutes in...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 112: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 8 from 2021-10-21T20:03:42
A continuation of last episodes discussion on collecting habits along with Rich talking about his new acquired Nintendo Switch starts the episode up until about the 19 min mark. From there we re...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 111: Final Fantasy Tactics part 7 from 2021-09-29T02:58:50
Rich, as is expected at this point, goes off on a very lengthy tangent about bad buying decisions and falling down a collecting rabbit hole for 32ish minutes so fast forward as you see fit.
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Damn Chocobo Episode 110: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6 from 2021-09-10T03:40
After 26 minutes of Rich pontificating various stuff like death and its relation to narrative in games - we get back down to Ivalice and stomp some mud holes in many many fools. Job class planni...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 109: Final Fantasy Tactics part 5 from 2021-07-29T03:50:56
After 19 minutes of discussion on Snake Eyes (the new GI Joe movie), Masters of the Universe Revelations, and the effects of personal baggage in relation to a fandom perhaps loving a property a ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 108: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4 from 2021-07-02T02:48:01
After 16 minutes of talking about X-Men and what kind of bad stories are worse we jump back into Final Fantasy Tactics just in time for the plot to really get kicking. Betrayal, deaths of the i...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 107: Final Fantasy Tactics part 3 from 2021-06-11T03:29:47
After a short 15ish minute talk about how free time can effect ones enjoyment of a game, Rich and Jake jump back into the GLORY that is Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza being clueless to how is fami...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 106: Final Fantasy Tactics part 2 from 2021-05-28T04:14:59
After 9 minutes of catching up the guys Get RIGHT BACK AT IT in Final Fantasy Tactics beginning the game proper with Chapter 1. Kicking ass and getting asses kicked, meeting shitty brothers and ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 105: Final Fantasy Tactics from 2021-05-13T03:09:12
The beginning of a new era of Damn Chocobo! As an experiment we're going to release episodes of this next playthrough in shorter chunks and HOPEFULLY far more frequently! Can we keep it up? Will...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 104: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 6 from 2021-03-31T22:34:22
After spending waaaaaay too long (about 38 minutes) talking about some stuff from last episode and "Zack Snyder's Justice League" - Jake an Rich wrap up our return to Final Fantasy VII. For the...
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 9 from 2021-03-28T01:37:58
Rich invites honorary Chocobro, the often referenced Jason Pope (and his desperate for attention dogs) to talk about how having kids can dramatically effect ones ability to engage with games, co...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 103: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 5 from 2021-02-28T04:02:34
After 29 minutes of Rich Talking about Fortnite (FRIGGIN SNAKE-EYES!), reading old Transformers comics and nearly freezing to death the guys get going on the penultimate episode of their Final F...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 102: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 4 from 2021-01-31T18:38:44
After 17 minutes of build up Jake and Rich return to the very sad place we left off at in Final Fantasy VII. A quest for revenge, several questionable decisions, the dumbest prison escape ever, ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 101: Ringing Out 2020 featuring Minecraft from 2021-01-10T03:15:02
Bringing 2020 to a close and looking forward to 2021 - Rich and Jake talk about cool shit they bought, played, and experienced over the last year all while getting tore up and playing Minecraft ...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 100 Celebration from 2020-12-31T03:40:18
Somehow against the odds these two dipshits made it to episode 100! Taking a brief break from talking about their replay of Final Fantasy VII, Rich and Jake take a chance to look back on the las...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 99: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 3 from 2020-12-21T02:49:27
Thanks to cutting the intro nonsense to be its own Birth Droppings Episode we get right into the FFVII action almost immediately! Cloud having issues of varying types, Yuffie showing us just how...
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 8 from 2020-12-21T02:33:43
In an attempt to record Episode 99 of the main show we accidentally stumbled into a lengthy discussion about Crunch Time in game development and our own experiences with Crunch and bad managemen...
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Damn Chocobo Episode 98 - Final Fantasy VII Redux part 2 from 2020-11-30T23:40:53
After 21 minutes of talking about time spent over the Thanksgiving break and things we're thankful for we get right back to action with Cloud and the raddest bunch of cool lookin' video games du...
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Damn Chocobo Ep 97: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 1 from 2020-10-29T01:36
After 17 minutes of nonsense Rich and Jake begin our loooong teased return to Final Fantasy VII.
Once again we go back to the original Final Fantasy VII to give a proper look, t...
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Damn Chocobo Ep 96: Final Fantasy XV Dawn of the Future from 2020-10-02T02:54:37
Rich and Jake READ A BOOK! But first we walk about OTHER books for 17ish minutes before getting started on the Final Fantasy reading content.
Follow along as we recount the novel detailin...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 95: FFXII part 6 from 2020-09-05T20:55:16
Buckle up for near 4 hours of Chocobo goodness as the duders wrap up the epic that is Final Fantasy XII.
After 30 minutes of talk about music and cancer, Jake and Rich get on topic to tal...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 94: Final Fantasy XII part 5 from 2020-08-01T00:11:08
After a very short talk about Jake being a total bro during a rough week for Rich the episode proper starts around the 6 Min mark.
THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS EPISODE as Rich and Jake and...
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 7 from 2020-06-22T21:42:13
Rich and Jake have a chat on what the future installments of the Final Fantasy VII Remake have in store for us. What changes do we expect to be made, what changes SHOULD be made, and what things...
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Damn Chocobo Ep 93: Final Fantasy XII part 4 from 2020-06-01T02:43:24
After a brief MODERATELY SPOILERY talk about FF7 Remake we get to proper FFXII business at about the 14 min mark.
Rich and Jake spend a whole lot of time walking. And Fighting. And Walkin...
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 6 from 2020-05-26T20:56:32
Rich and SOMEONE? talk about fan communities on the interwebs. The good, the bad, and the fuckin' nasty. Our histories participating in fandom online from forums to social media to comments sect...
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Damn Chocobo Ep 92: Final Fantasy XII part 3 from 2020-04-14T20:59:11
Rich spends the first 24ish minutes talking about the Final Fantasy VII Remake (minor spoilers!) before getting down to business with FFXII.
Jake and Rich continue on as Vaan makes an ass...
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 5 from 2020-03-30T19:00:20
Jake and Rich hunker down hiding from virus ravaged landscape of the world and have one last pre-release chat about Final Fantasy VII's Remake as we discuss a little bit of history, a bit of new...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 91: Final Fantasy XII part 2 from 2020-03-07T03:55:52
After about 27 minutes of talking about bad financial decisions and reminiscing about how awful Rich's parents can be, the boys finally get down to business and talk Final Fantasy XII.
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Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 4 from 2020-02-17T04:25:55
Rich and Jake take a moment to talk about how gaming has handled crossovers between different properties. Jake putting up with Rich's unabashed adoration of Todd McFarlane and the crew getting s...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 90: Final Fantasy XII part 1 from 2020-02-01T20:51:33
After 31 minutes of talking about parenthood stress, Batman Arkham games, the recent PsOne era Final Fantasy remasters, and lots of Kingdom Hearts 3: Re:Mind, we finally get down to business and...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 89: 2019 Year End Special + the Bouncer from 2020-01-22T20:17:11
NOTE: Traditional Episode Format starts around 1:35:00 mark.
Damn Chocobo Ep. 88: Final Fantasy V: Part 5 from 2019-12-29T18:00:01
Damn Chocobo Ep. 87: Final Fantasy V: Part 4 from 2019-12-27T17:00
Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 3 from 2019-12-08T21:00
Superman beloved hero or antiquated icon? Listen us rant and rave about one of the biggest superheroes in all of the comic book universe.
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 86: Final Fantasy V: Part 3 from 2019-10-27T22:00:01
FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark.
Damn Chocobo Ep. 85: Final Fantasy V: Part 2 from 2019-10-27T21:00
Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark!
Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 2 from 2019-09-21T21:00
A variety of subjects come into play...Tool nonsense, the digital media vs physical media discussion, the gripe for lack of space, stupid laziness, Final Fantasy VIII artistic intent, Game DLC E...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 84: Final Fantasy V: Part 1 from 2019-08-18T21:00
FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up.
Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 1 from 2019-07-28T16:00
What constitutes a real and terrible villain? One that is both likable in a sense yet despicable. Listen to Rich and Jake rant, ramble, rave, and agree that British Villains are the best in the ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 83: Final Fantasy XV: Part 6 from 2019-07-07T21:00
FFXV talk starts after 30 minutes of Marvel Comics talk!
Damn Chocobo Ep. 82: Final Fantasy XV: Part 5 from 2019-05-12T01:00
FFXV Talk starts at around the 28 minute mark after a lengthy talk about Kingdom Hearts III (SHOCK!!!), Spiderman for Ps4, and Game of Thrones.
Plot continues taking off at a rap...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 81: Final Fantasy XV: Part 4 from 2019-04-10T23:00
After a lengthy discussion of music - FFXV talk starts up art the 22 min mark.
After 30+ hours of game time with no forward momentum in the plot Noctis and crew are finally about...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 80: Final Fantasy XV: Part 3 from 2019-02-23T23:00
Episode starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy semi spoiler-ey talk about the Resident Evil 2 Remake and one potentially off putting detail about Kingdom Hearts 3.
Rich an...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 79: Mega Man 3 from 2019-01-16T00:00
For those that want to skip the live play-through portion and the top 10 lists, the normal show format section begins around the 2:07:00 mark.
Jake and Rich say goodbye to 2018 a...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 78: Final Fantasy XV: Part 2 from 2018-12-09T15:00
Final Fantasy XV talk starts after the 19 min mark after OTHER kind of game related talk!
Jake and Rich continue with Noctis and crew's quest to get Noct laid. Or married. Probab...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 77: Final Fantasy XV: Part 1 from 2018-12-09T14:00
Final Fantasy talk starts around 27 min mark (after some actual video game talk!).
Rich and Jake check out what at this time is the most recent numbered entry in the Final Fantas...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 76: Secret of Mana: Part 4 from 2018-10-17T02:00
Secret of Mana talk starts around the 19 Minute mark after another lengthy talk about getting older. Because the dudes are getting older. For real.
Rich and Jake return to wrap u...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 75: Secret of Mana: Part 3 from 2018-10-09T02:00
Secret of Mana talk starts around the 16 Minute mark.
The Chocobro's return for more action and adventure in Secret of Mana! Confusion on what the story actually is, acknowledgem...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 74: Secret of Mana: Part 2 from 2018-08-20T02:00
Game relevant talk begins around the 20 min mark.
After a lengthy talk about joblessness, fatherhood and mowing lawns like a couple of old people the boys return to talk about th...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 73: Secret of Mana: Part 1 from 2018-07-08T16:00
Secret of Mana talk starts around the 23 min mark!
Jake and Rich touch one of the non Final Fantasy RPG classics of the SNES era with the often lauded SECRET OF MANA!!! Asshole v...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 72: Final Fantasy X-2: Part 3 from 2018-05-20T16:00
Surprisingly we get to business in (relatively) short time! FFX-2 talk starts around the 14'30" min mark.
As the boys wrap up not only the legendary Final Fantasy X-2, they also pr...
Damn Chocobo Ep. 71: Final Fantasy X-2 Part 2 from 2018-04-22T16:00
Buckle in for another lengthy intro as Rich Talks about becoming a father and just how many Final Fantasy VII games he played while on Paternity leave (spoilers, he played all of them). Plus mor...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 70: Final Fantasy X-2: Part 1 from 2018-02-17T18:00
Buckle in for another lengthy intro as Rich Talks about becoming a father and just how many Final Fantasy VII games he played while on Paternity leave (spoilers, he played all of them). Plus mor...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 69: Mortal Kombat 1, 2, and 3 from 2018-01-05T02:00
NOTE: If you want to skip the "idiots playing and sucking at Mortal Kombat while swearing a lot" section of the show feel free to go to the 1:35:00 time on the show to skip all that and get to t...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 68: Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 4 from 2017-12-22T02:00
Kingdom Hearts talk begins around the 27 minute mark.
Rich and Jake spend a lengthy intro memorializing the once great and now dead Marvel Heroes, only to finally roll into the final run ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 67: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 3 from 2017-12-03T04:00
Kingdom Hearts Talk begins at around the 20 min mark.
Jake and Rich realize they bit off more than they can chew by trying to finish wrap up the game in one more episode only to realize t...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 66: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 2 from 2017-10-21T14:00
Kingdom Hearts discussion begins around the 23 min mark.
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 65: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 1 from 2017-09-06T00:00
Kingdom Hearts talk starts at around the 25 min mark.
Rich and Jake return to Square-Enix's super weird and wonderful Disney x Final Fantasy mashup series with Kingdom Hearts II ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 64: Final Fantasy VIII Part 6 from 2017-08-02T00:00
Final Fantasy 8 talk starts around the 14 minute mark!
FINALLY Jake, Squall, Hot Teacher, Rich, Jorts Boy, Party Girl, Loser Cowboy, and Love Interest Girl make it to the end of th...
Damn Chocobo Ep. 63: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 5 from 2017-07-04T21:00
FF8 relevant talk starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy talk about Marvel Heroes Omega finally hitting consoles!
After some lengthy summer shenanigans the boys return to talk abou...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 61: Final Fantasy Music from 2017-05-03T02:00
Rich and Jake take up the challenge to finally give the Final Fantasy series music the attention it deserves. Fifteen of our favorite FF tracks, a disturbing lack of FF8, Rich's love of epic dru...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 62: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 4 from 2017-05-03T02:00
NOTE: FF8 talk begins around the 28 Minute Mark.
After a lengthy discussion about Jake's glorious acquisition of a PS4 and his fresh opinions of the current generation game system, the bo...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 60: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 3 from 2017-03-05T16:00
FF talk starts at 18 min
Rich and Jake return to FF8 to find out how that epic cliffhanger from disk 1 ends up only to be hit from left field with a surprise flash back, some prison shena...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 59: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 2 from 2017-02-13T00:00
Final Fantasy game talk starts at 11:45!
Team Chocobo continue Titus and co's quest to help end the tyranny of the Galbadian President. Getting lost in the overworld, running out of gas i...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 58: Castlevania from 2017-01-07T18:35:03
Regular Game talk starts at 1:19:00
As per holiday tradition, the guys take a break from Final Fantasy and spend an hour playing and repeatedly failing at a classic NES game. This year we...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 57: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 1 from 2016-12-20T23:35:03
Game relevant talk begins around the 9 min mark (YES THAT EARLY!)
The guys begin what in some ways is a deep and personal run as we begin the love/hate ride that is Final Fantasy 8. Is Sq...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 56: Marvel Heroes from 2016-12-20T23:30
Marvel Heroes talk starts at the 25 minute mark.
After opening with a relatively lengthy and one sided talk about Final Fantasy XV, the boys finally take the time to go into detail on Mar...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 55: Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive from 2016-11-16T23:30
Jake and Rich celebrate the impending release of much anticipated Final Fantasy XV by checking out the prequel film Kingsglaive. Questionable politics, a sad sack loser friend, a potentially int...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 54: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 3 from 2016-11-10T01:30
NOTE: Game relevant talk starts around 20 minutes in.
After an extended break to accommodate Jake's grand move halfway across the country AGAIN, we return to finally wrap up Zelda A Link t...
Damn Chocobo Ep. 53: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 2 from 2016-09-05T17:30
Note: Zelda talk starts approx. 22 mins into the episode
After a short conversation discussing the challenges of moving and becoming a home owner they guys discover just how different (and...
Damn Chocobo Ep. 52: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 1 from 2016-07-16T17:30
The boys begin the latest non-Final Fantasy detour as they check up the classic Zelda: A Link to the Past. Jake expresses an unusual amount of positivist while Rich constantly threatens to take ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 51:Final Fantasy XIV from 2016-05-29T17:30
Rich and Jake embark on a new adventure, this time in the grandiose land of Eorzea. Join them as they re-learn how MMORPGs work, try to work as a team, fail miserably a few times, flail about be...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 50:Final Fantasy II: Part 3 from 2016-04-17T17:30
The Epic Bird Lords of Fantasy Nonsense Ranting and Ultimate Final... ness.. ride into their majestic 50th Episode. Celebration and nostalgia about as they take a lengthy look back on the last 4...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 49: Final Fantasy II: Part 2 from 2016-03-05T17:30
Jake and Rich ride with Firion and the rest of the FFII crew in what feels like huge steps against the empire but what in reality is a war against never end Hill Gigas. A wildly convoluted quest...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 48: Punch-Out!! from 2015-12-25T23:30
NOTE: Twitch recording/talking over gamplay ends around 1'44"
Rich and Jake ring in the holidays with a return of last years Christmas Special "Lets Play and Old Nintendo Game and Get Our...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 47: Final Fantasy II: Part 1 from 2015-12-08T00:30
After an extended love fest for Creed (the movie not the band), Spectre, and Jessica Jones our boys take a trip down old school lane and drive into the rarely talked about Final Fantasy II. Disc...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 46: Final Fantasy X: Part 6 from 2015-10-17T23:30
The heavens sing and hearts are broken as Yuna's Spira Squad (accompanied by Rich and Jake) FINALLY reach the end of their epic journey from Final Fantasy X.Thanking the gods for no encounter, c...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 45: Final Fantasy X: Part 5 from 2015-08-25T01:38
Jake and Rich find themselves taking a serious ass beating while helping Yuna and crew on her quest to rid the world of sin. In addition to learning her (as in our) quest was basically a lie, we...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 44: Resident Evil 5 from 2015-07-11T10:38
After threatening to do it for months now Jake and Rich saddle up and shoot some not-zombies with legendary monster hunter Chris Redfield and newcomer to the series Sheva Alomar through the cont...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 43: Final Fantasy X: Part 4 from 2015-06-03T12:38
Tidus and the Chocobro's ride on to finally rescue Yuna from bad decisions, only to be saved... by bad decisions... only to make... more oddly poor decisions? Seymour being a douche, the followe...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 42: Final Fantasy X: Part 3 from 2015-05-02T21:38
Team Chocobro takes some time to nerd about about some nerd-tacular movie trailers and Big Poppa Pump (He's your hook-up AND a Genetic Freak) before finally almost accidentally getting to the po...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 41: Final Fantasy X: Part 2 from 2015-03-17T02:38
Captain Dick and DJ Jakie-Jake saddle up with Tidus and his posse ans they continue their bro-tastic road trip across Spira. Grade school bullies who won't let the past go, creepy uncles, not pa...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 40: Final Fantasy X: Part 1 from 2015-01-28T17:30
After a slight dive into some Resident Evil and wrestling nostalgia the Chocobro's find themselves rolling with Tidus on the beginning of his highly regarded road trip through Spira. Swollen bee...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 39: Super Mario Brothers from 2014-12-21T00:45
Rich and Jake take a short break from Final Fantasy to celebrate the Holidays by recording themselves playing Mario for the NES. Listen as the fall down pits repeatedly, get killed by everything...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 38: Final Fantasy VI: Part 7 from 2014-12-17T20:45
Jake and Rich finally stomp that clown into the dirt. On the way they discuss poor judgement in party planning, preparation being key, and debate on how cheap FF final bosses are. This and Mog c...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 37: Final Fantasy VI: Part 6 from 2014-11-22T16:45
Jake and Rich take a moment to scrounge every corner of the world of ruin for some pimp gear before rolling up on Kefka and popping a cap. Mog style. Master scrolls of awesomeness, Poor magic us...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 36: Final Fantasy VI: Part 5 from 2014-11-09T04:45
Rich and Jake join Celes as she steps up and gathers the whole FFVI crew back together after feces totally hit the fan last episode. Discussion on Sabin's ability to probably beat this game solo...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 35: Final Fantasy VI: Part 4 from 2014-09-18T22:09:01
Our Cherished Chocobo Chaplains ramble about music and concerts (both good and bad) before getting down and dirty with Mog and the boyz as they realize their error in underestimating a once surp...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 34: Final Fantasy VI: Part 3 from 2014-08-30T05:00:01
Jake and Rich battle momentary bad taste in music, poor judgment in game save management, and a whole lot of pricks lead by an epic quitter of an emperor. Korn, the Jurrassic Park theme, Groot, ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 33: Final Fantasy VI: Part 2 from 2014-07-11T07:00
The boys and RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST SUPER PIMP STEVE continue with FFVI's gang of misfits on their journey to kick a clown in the balls. Along the way we meet a pretty lady who is as good with ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 32: Final Fantasy VI: Part 1 from 2014-06-12T00:00
FFVI and X-men DoFP Spoilers run rampant as Rich and Jake waste a good half hour before getting around to talking about the greatness that is Interceptor the dog, Terra and her amnesia, how awes...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 31: Kingdom Hearts: Part 4 from 2014-04-23T23:38
Jake, Rich and returning guest Dave wrap up Sora and his homies first outing in this land of Disney madness. Jake arriving late, alcohol fueled rambling, Ansem being a full on moron, and Riku be...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 30: Kingdom Hearts: Part 3 from 2014-04-09T23:38
Rich and Jake discuss not finishing games when they should leading to "a new challenger" guesting on the show. Lots of nonsense is talked about, little progress is made. Bravely Default is freak...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 29: Kingdom Hearts: Part 2 from 2014-02-25T23:38
Rich and Jake spend a half hour talking nonsense before hooking up with Donald, Pooh, Sebastian, Ariel, Jack and the rest of the boys to continue their ridiculous trek through the crazy Final Fa...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 28: Kingdom Hearts: Part 1 from 2014-01-08T01:38
Jake and Rich start their journey with Sora as he meets a screaming duck, a really dumb dog thing, and fights a whole mess of weird looking crap. Cloud being incredibly emo, Rich having a mic be...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 27: FFXIII: Part 7 from 2013-12-25T13:38
Rich, Jake and Aristotle the cat return to wrap up FFXIII. Saints Row 4 as always attempts to steal the spotlight as we talk about a certain pope looking jackass who can't seem to shut up, wonde...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 26: FFXIII: Part 6 from 2013-12-12T00:38
Rich and Jake finally fight their way to the end of the monster that is chapter 11 of FFXIII. Was it good enough to save our flagging interest in the game? Do chocobos finally freaking show up? ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 25: FFXIII: Part 5 from 2013-10-22T22:05
Perhaps an unnecessarily long talk about Batman Returns precedes our Chocobo Champions discussing chapters 9 and 10 of our excursion into FFXIII. More discussions of how cool the Paradigm system...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 24: FFXIII: Part 4 from 2013-08-28T11:05
Jake and Rich jump into chapters 7 and 8 only to discover a much needed shot of plot progression as Lightning and Hope(less) finally meet up with Snow, we meet another Australian accented hottie...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 23: FFXIII: Part 3 from 2013-07-31T11:05
Rich and Jake overcome a temporary metal break as they lead this episode into a lengthly talk about bad music that for whatever reason is still enjoyable. Eventually they get around to discussin...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 22: FFXIII: Part 2 from 2013-07-08T01:05
Jake and Rich follow Lighting and her rag tag group of people who don't like each other through a silly hike through crystallized water... followed by mountains... and then garbage dump? Discuss...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 21: FFXIII: Part 1 from 2013-05-15T01:05
Jake and Rich begin playing the controversial FFXIII as they attempt to decide if Lightning is pretty cool or just fanboy lameness. Weird Chocobo's in hair, really stupid moms, and an semi uncom...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 20: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children from 2013-04-15T01:05
Rich and Jake battle through Jake's weak-ass audio in order to talk about why or why not Advent Children was a good idea. Whiny crybaby heroes, even more sissy clone badguys, and Tifa's sweet sw...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 19: Final Fantasy IX: Part 7 from 2013-04-01T01:05
Rising like a Phoenix Jake and Rich return to spit sick FF knowledge in your stupid fat face. This episode we wrap up FFIX and talk about why Chocobo Hot and Cold should die, we waltz through Me...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 18: Final Fantasy IX: Part 6 from 2013-01-23T02:00
Jake and Rich attempt to keep sanity as the re-record episode 18 and recount the Empire Strikes Back part of FFIX. Zidane being a full on asshole, glowing spiderwebs and Darth Vader await you on...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 17: Final Fantasy IX: Part 5 from 2012-12-15T05:00
Jake and Rich return from an extended absence to discuss the FFIX getting totally screwed, as well as nearly managing to forget their own first year anniversary as a podcast! So join the boys an...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 16: Final Fantasy IX: Part 4 from 2012-11-08T05:00
Resident Evil 6 threatens to take of the podcast as Rich and Jake continue the adventures of Zidane and Crew. Meet Eiko, discuss a mog's sheer pimplike smoothness, and discover maaaannnyyy seeee...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 15: Final Fantasy IX: Part 3 from 2012-10-22T00:00
Jake deals with Rich's moving in with his Lady friend (and his need to talk about it) as they follow Dagger on her quest to prove her stupidity whilst Zidane and da' boyz pimp about the land and...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 14: Final Fantasy IX: Part 2 from 2012-09-05T05:00
Rich and Jake get a little emotional in dealing with pet loss while Zidane and Crew fumble their way into a kingdom wide conspiracy! Check out the dead air we have as Rich forgets to cut out the...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 13: Final Fantasy IX: Part 1 from 2012-08-10T22:00
Rich and Jake jump into the world of Final Fantasy XI and play from the beginning to Dali. Rich realizes he doesn't hate the game, Jake realizes that this game gives him a boner, and they both d...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 12: El Presidente Edition from 2012-07-30T23:00
Jake and Rich have a chat about stuff with old friends. Final Fantasy is mentioned on occasion. Open your brown eye and get ready for a full load of Jason, Steve and the El President himself: Jo...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 11: Final Fantasy I: Part 2 from 2012-07-12T15:01
Rich and Jake continue their painfully retro tour through that mean b*tch commonly referred to as "Final Fantasy." Listen as they talk about killing a whole truck load o' fools. Also,funny enoug...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 10: Final Fantasy I: Part 1 from 2012-05-21T18:00
Jake and Rich jump in a time machine to play the game that started it all: Final Fantasy (or atleast versions of said game). On their quest the learn a valuable lesson: Old Games are really abno...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 9: Final Fantasy VII: Part 8 from 2012-03-26T04:00
Rich and Jake ride on to the final showdown with Sephiroth but still find time to get distracted by Ninja Turtles and bald badasses before tackling the biggest baddies on FFVII.
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 8: Final Fantasy VII: Part 7 from 2012-02-25T17:00
Rich and Jake deal with missing keys, douchebag scientists, ancient lost weapons and finally after all this time - learn the deep dark secrets of making chocobo's bang it out. All this and more ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 7: Final Fantasy VII: Part 6 from 2012-02-24T04:00
Jake and Rich Tag along with Tifa only to find out just how F-ed up Cloud is, we gather some big rocks, and mentally prepare for the side quest extravaganza awaiting the next episode. Also guest...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 6: Final Fantasy VII: Part 5 from 2012-02-06T22:30
Jake and Rich continue the chase for the ever elusive Sephiroth from the Temple of the Ancients to the Acquisition of the Highwind. Sephiroth continously manipulates Cloud into doing his bidding...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 5: Final Fantasy VII: Part 4 from 2012-01-17T22:30
Rich and Jake play fromCorel Prison to Temple of the Ancients. They travel vast distances, visiting dozens of weird ass towns, and even more irritating bosses. Featuring the introductions of Yuf...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 4: Final Fantasy VII: Part 3 from 2011-12-31T03:30
Rich and Jake play from Junon up until they get their butts kicked out of the Golden Saucer. Good, because it sucks there anyway. There's a really stupid parade, a not so relaxing beach resort, ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 3: Final Fantasy VII: Part 2 from 2011-12-03T05:00
Our Chocobo Champions continue their trek through FFVII from the Midgar exit through Fort Condor visit, facing terrors such as bullsh*t backstory, Tifa being a dumb ditz, Sephiroths awesomeness,...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 2: Final Fantasy VII: Part 1 from 2011-12-03T04:00
Our heroes play FFVII from the beginning to the exit of Midgar. Jake finally takes some initiative as Rich battles a cold. Lots of complaining, mockery of Barret, confusion as to why the some pe...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 1: It Begins from 2011-12-02T00:00
In supremely cringe worthy fashion (as this is a very old episode and they get way better at this) Jake and Rich attempt their first podcast. Bad audio, Rich's inability to let Jake speak, Jake ...
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Damn Chocobo Ep. 0: And So It Begins.... from 2011-12-01T00:00
The Chocobro's Jake and Rich get together to introduce you - the new listener - to the Damn Chocobo family. What exactly the show's intent is, the guys personal backstories with the Final Fantas...
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